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Goodbye
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7958
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Turret
Ahahaha
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2102
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Turret
I’m on fire ow.
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Turret
To complete this test, you need to find a set of blue prints.
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GLaDOS
Sorry to interject again, but if you do NOT push the button the deadly neurotoxin emitters will come back online, at which point she will most likely fill you to brimming with neurotoxin. Not trying to rush you. Just throwing that out for leisurely digestion in your own time.
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912
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Wheatley
In case you were wondering, you do not need to be crushed to solve this test.
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312
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GLaDOS
Don't plug him in.
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456
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GLaDOS
Still held! Still bein' held. That's a great job. You've applied the grip. We're all fine. That's tremendous.
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334
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Wheatley
You're in this together, aren't you? You've been playing me the whole time! Both of you! First you make me think you're brain damaged! Then you convince me you're sworn enemies with your best friend over here!
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868
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Wheatley
The Enrichment Center respects your right to have questions or concerns about this policy.
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341
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GLaDOS
You don't have to test with the garbage. It's garbage.
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563
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GLaDOS
In Victorian England, a commoner was not allowed to look directly at the Queen, due to a belief at the time that the poor had the ability to steal thoughts. Science now believes that less than 4% of poor people are able to do this.
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2009
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Core 3
What are you doing, are you just having a little five minutes to yourself? Fair enough. You've had a rough time. You've been asleep for who knows how long. You've got the massive brain damage. And you're having a little rest. But NOW. Get yourself up. And pick me up.
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Wheatley
Of course the humans only had one try at it, you can just keep trying.
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315
Who:
GLaDOS
You're doing great!
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439
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Core 2
Hey! It's me!
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Turret
And of course nobody tells ME anything. Noooo. Why should they tell me anything?
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572
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Wheatley
Wanna go home.
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Core 1
You will never go into space.
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Core 3
Go on. Just... March on through that hole.
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284
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Wheatley
Run! I don't need to do the voice. RUN!
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668
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Wheatley
Press it! Press the button!
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1390
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GLaDOS
Dang! All right, if anyone asks, I killed you.
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Defective Turret
This situation is hopeless.
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746
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Core 3
Conversion gel. It's dripping out of that pipe there.
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344
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GLaDOS
Where'd you go? Come back! Come back!
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669
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Wheatley
Yeah, let's do this.
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419
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Defective Turret
He will most likely kill you.
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798
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Core 3
I know how we can BEAT him.
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365
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GLaDOS
Yes it is! We can use it to get out of here!
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302
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GLaDOS
If you've cut yourself at all in the course of these tests, you might have noticed that your blood is pure gasoline. That's normal. We've been shooting you with an invisible laser that's supposed to turn blood into gasoline, so all that means is, it's working.
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Cave Johnson
Try it now.
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325
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GLaDOS
Progress report: Haven't really made any in-roads!
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328
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Wheatley
Hey.
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Core 1
Initiating surprise in three... two... one.
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GLaDOS
Hold on, I'll stop the elevator. Anything? Take your time...
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438
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GLaDOS
It was YOUR voice.
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1984
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GLaDOS
Here we are. The Incinerator Room. Be careful not to trip over any parts of me that didn't get completely burned when you threw them down here.
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820
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GLaDOS
We haven't entirely nailed down what element it is yet, but I'll tell you this: it's a lively one, and it does NOT like the human skeleton.
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Cave Johnson
To start preparing for human testing again, I checked an old suggestion box. The number one request? Less deadly tests.
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420
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GLaDOS
Don't worry I'm absolutely guaranteeing you 100 percent that it's this way... Oh it's not this way.
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Wheatley
Oooh! Ooh! Hi hi hi hi hi. Where we going? Where we going? Hey. Lady. Where we going? Where we going? Let's go to space!
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Core 1
Oh... can someone reassemble Orange?
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288
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GLaDOS
Sir, the testing?
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2448
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Caroline
Alright. He's not even trying to be subtle anymore.
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840
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GLaDOS
Please refrain from doing those childish gestures while you are out there.
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336
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GLaDOS
In order to ensure that sufficient power remains for core testing protocols, all safety devices have been disabled.
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469
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GLaDOS
Moody.
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320
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GLaDOS
If you ARE there, would you mind... giving me a little bit of help? [nervous laugh] Just picking me up.
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Wheatley
Insecure.
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313
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GLaDOS
Ohhh, it hasn't done it.
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Wheatley
[to JERRY] See you in court, mate. [to player] Anyway, look, just hang in there for five more chambers.
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840
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Wheatley
Lucky for you two, while I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work.
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288
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GLaDOS
Yes!
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Wheatley
ORANGE, please show me where you would like me to place a portal.
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406
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GLaDOS
Yep. Still blind.
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Defective Turret
For instance, Blue, you just lost two opportunity advisement points.
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298
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GLaDOS
Yeah! Let's do this!
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550
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Defective Turret
Don't shoot!
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2500
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Turret
clickclickclick
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850
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Defective Turret
We're a lot alike, you and I. You tested me. I tested you. You killed me. I--oh, no, wait. I guess I HAVEN'T killed you yet. Well. Food for thought.
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GLaDOS
Look - metal ball, I CAN hear you.
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GLaDOS
You're saying to yourself, why should I jump into the pit? I'll tell you why. Guess who's down there? Your parents! You're not adopted after all! It's your natural parents down there in the pit. Should have mentioned it before. But I didn't. So jump on down and reunite with mommy and daddy.
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Wheatley
Are you still there? Can you pick me up, do you think? If you are there?
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Wheatley
You really aren't getting tired of that, are you?
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GLaDOS
Go on, just walk up to the window and take a look out.
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316
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Wheatley
Oh. Play it cool. Play it cool. Here come the space cops.
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Core 1
Please get it off me.
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543
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GLaDOS
Do, uh.... we get some eyes at some point?
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708
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Defective Turret
They say great science is built on the shoulders of giants. Not here. At Aperture, we do all our science from scratch. No hand holding.
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Cave Johnson
Ah! Brilliant. You made it through, well done.
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Wheatley
Bam! Bam bam bam! Take that, space.
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Core 1
All right. We're working on a little teleportation experiment. Now, this doesn't work with all skin types, so try to remember which skin is yours, and if it doesn't teleport along with you, we'll do what we can to sew you right back into it.
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Cave Johnson
Okay, well, alright. Just do your idea and then come straight back.
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Wheatley
Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here.
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Who:
GLaDOS
clickclickclick
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465
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Defective Turret
Orange, now you're just being cruel. Orange receives 25 science collaboration points.
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387
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GLaDOS
Quick word about the future plans that I've got in store.
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Wheatley
You know who ended up, do you know who ended up taking her down in the end? You're not going to believe this. A human.
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289
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Wheatley
Grab it and attach it to him!
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322
Who:
GLaDOS
Now, escape pod... escape pod...
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339
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Wheatley
Hello?
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1140
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Turret
Okay, that's long enough. Are you dead yet? How about now?
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627
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Wheatley
The Fact Sphere is incredibly handsome.
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Core 3
Almost there...
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287
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Wheatley
How is this even science, without the possibility of death?
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626
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GLaDOS
You will be dead soon.
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860
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Core 3
Their laughter centered around one of the objects in this room.
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707
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GLaDOS
Even humans, as stupid as they are, would say you look stupid when you do that.
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612
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GLaDOS
Blah.
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1392
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GLaDOS
Congratulations, you completed the standard section of this course. Before we can go any further, I will need you to complete one more test outside of the standard testing track.
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300
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GLaDOS
Annnnd we're back!
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894
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Defective Turret
Searching
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849
Who:
Turret
Good. You will hear a buzzer. When you hear the buzzer, look down at the floor. [BUZZER]
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2023
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Announcer
Space!
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1336
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Core 1
Blue what did you do?
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362
Who:
GLaDOS
No, that's right. Over by the podium, yeah.
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298
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Wheatley
There's a star. There's another one. Star. Star star star. Star.
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1598
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Core 1
Preparing to dispense product
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2624
Who:
Turret
Don't mind me. Continue escaping.
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408
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Wheatley
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