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I swear I know him...
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340
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GLaDOS
Timid.
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257
Who:
GLaDOS
Alright, get moving.
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264
Who:
Wheatley
Do, uh.... we get some eyes at some point?
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662
Who:
Defective Turret
*I* have to go to the wing that was made entirely of glass and pick up fifteen acres of broken glass. By myself.
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1521
Who:
GLaDOS
Aw, come on!
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641
Who:
Defective Turret
You two aren't lost are you?
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253
Who:
GLaDOS
This time...
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487
Who:
Defective Turret
Can you get out?
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253
Who:
Wheatley
One minute ago. Less than one minute ago you solved this puzzle. Now you're having problems.
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697
Who:
Wheatley
Preparing to love this... don't want to build it up too much... but I think this one's going to be good, I can tell...
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422
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Wheatley
The Enrichment Center will now provide a list of numbers and fruits. Write them down as they will become important later in the experiment. Not the fruits, though. Seven. Avocado. Forty. Please continue into the next test chamber.
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871
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GLaDOS
[laughs]
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2334
Who:
Wheatley
I am a coiled spring right now. Tension and power. Just... I'm a muscle. Like a big arm muscle, punching through a brick wall, and it's hitting the wall so hard the arm is catching on fire. Oh yeah.
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3704
Who:
Core 2
Nothing. He's good. This one. He is good. I'm gonna need to break out the expert level hacking maneuvers now. You asked for it Mate.
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408
Who:
Wheatley
Excellent. I think you have earned a break from the official testing courses.
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329
Who:
GLaDOS
Aggggh!
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290
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Wheatley
Well, well, well. Welcome to MY LAIR! Lemme just flag something up: According to the control panel light up there, the entire building's going to self destruct in about six minutes. Pretty sure it's a problem with the light. I think the light's on the blink. But just in case it isn't, I actually am going to have to kill you. As discussed earlier.
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7786
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Wheatley
five
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525
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GLaDOS
I'm being serious, I think there's something really wrong with me.
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1006
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay. Okay. Okay listen: New plan. Act natural act natural. We've done nothing wrong.
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363
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Wheatley
Be honest. You can't even tell, can you? Seamless.
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256
Who:
Wheatley
Undermines others.
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327
Who:
GLaDOS
Hey, nice potato!
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97075
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Defective Turret
clickclickclick
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668
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Defective Turret
Take me with you...
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904
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Turret
I have only met one other team closer and one of them was an imbecile I had to destroy.
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525
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GLaDOS
Not much of a plan, if I'm honest. But I'm afraid it's all we have at his point. Barring a sudden barrage of speech from your direction. Improbable. At best.
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249
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Wheatley
Riggght now.
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256
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Wheatley
Did you put a virus in them? It's not going to work either. I've got a firewall, mate. Literally, actually, now that I look around. There appears to be literally a wall of fire around this place. Alarming. To say the least.
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23237
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Wheatley
Nope. Okay. A... A... A... A... A... C.
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425
Who:
Wheatley
In order to ensure that sufficient power remains for core testing protocols, all safety devices have been disabled.
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412
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GLaDOS
Human tapeworms can grow up to twenty-two point nine meters.
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561
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Core 3
Come here, space. I have a secret for you. No, come closer.
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Core 1
You broke it, didn't you.
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2403
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GLaDOS
BLUE, please observe your partner's... interesting choice.
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500
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GLaDOS
I don't want to scare you, but, I'm an Adventure Sphere. Designed for danger. So, why don't you go ahead and have yourself a little lady break, and I'll just take it from here.
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Core 2
Uh oh.
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376
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GLaDOS
Oh! But I did find something. Reminds me: I've got a big surprise for you two. Seriously. Look forward to it.
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320
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Wheatley
Are you still there? Can you pick me up, do you think? If you are there?
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2466
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Wheatley
Those of you helping us test the repulsion gel today, just follow the blue line on the floor.
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924
Who:
Cave Johnson
You are about to get me killed.
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1535
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Core 3
Oh! Thanks.
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385
Who:
GLaDOS
You need to be a trained stalemate associate to press that button. You're unqualified.
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998
Who:
GLaDOS
I. Am. Not. Dead! I'm not dead! [laughter]
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Wheatley
You are the farthest ever in space. Why me, space? Because you are the best. I'm the best at space? Yes.
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Core 1
But I'm huge! [laugh turning to maniacal laugh]
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Wheatley
I'm starting to think giving you arms was a big mistake.
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262
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GLaDOS
Not paying attennnntion...
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465
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GLaDOS
Turn around. I'll only be a second. If you don't mind.
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273
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Wheatley
There she is...
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281
Who:
Wheatley
clickclickclick
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Defective Turret
Um. 'TRUE'. I'll go 'true'.
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Wheatley
Don't either you have drive to be better than the other?
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249
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GLaDOS
Oh! Look at that. It's turning. Ominous. But probably fine. Long as it doesn't start moving up...
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524
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Wheatley
Ignores task at hand. Won't for long.
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456
Who:
GLaDOS
We're back!
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1961
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Defective Turret
Lady.
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598
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Core 1
Unconstructive.
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250
Who:
GLaDOS
Don't mind me. Continue escaping.
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353
Who:
Wheatley
Oh. You MIGHT want to hang onto to something. Word of advice, up to you.
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266
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Wheatley
Briefly.
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736
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GLaDOS
Now than, let's see what we got here. Ah! 'Reactor Core Emergency Heat Venting Protocols.' That's the problem right there, isn't it? 'Emergency'. You don't want to see 'emergency' flashing at you. Never good that, is it? Right. DELETE.
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Wheatley
A somersault is just falling over in style. Congratulations on being clumsy.
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385
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GLaDOS
That will give you PLENTY of time to chat.
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325
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GLaDOS
On three. Ready? One... Two...
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325
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Wheatley
You know, if you'd done that to somebody else, they might devote their existences to exacting revenge.
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1176
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GLaDOS
Ha! Was that your bullet-riddled body, flying out of the room? It was- aww, those were the crap turrets, weren't they? Yeah...
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1988
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Wheatley
The Fact Sphere is a good person, whose insights are relevant.
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674
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Core 3
I don't want to drive a wedge between the two of you, but I've been studying Blue's performance, and I don't know how to put this... I'm certain you're trying very hard.
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955
Who:
GLaDOS
Contrary to popular belief, the Eskimo does not have one hundred different words for snow. They do, however, have two hundred and thirty-four words for fudge.
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1377
Who:
Core 3
clickclickclick
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475
Who:
Defective Turret
GET IN!
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293
Who:
Wheatley
You know what? Just get in the lift. We'll iron out the details as we go.
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251
Who:
Wheatley
Here, let me get that for you.
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251
Who:
GLaDOS
Nobody is going to space, mate!
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20766
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Wheatley
This close and you are going to fail me?
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287
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GLaDOS
Oh there goes another one. They're not Inexpensive. I'd just like to point that out. It seems unfair to smash screens. You could give them to people. Instead of smashing them, unscrew them and give them to a homeless person. I don't know what a homeless person would do with one. But you get my point. And you can't unscrew them, they're bolted in. But - just stop it!
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1250
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Wheatley
Antisocial.
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263
Who:
GLaDOS
Surprise.
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5857
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GLaDOS
Wanna go home wanna go home wanna go home wanna go home.
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1248
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Core 1
Watching you try to sabotage one other, I'm amazed you're still on friendly terms.
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261
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GLaDOS
NOT a team player.
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463
Who:
GLaDOS
Yes!
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447
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Wheatley
We have to get you out of that room!
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254
Who:
Wheatley
89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically, they are sorcery.
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2307
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Core 3
And there's a flat bit. Not sure what that is. But: noted. If anyone says to me is there a flat bit? Yes, there it is.
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523
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Wheatley
Oh no, you've got it, you've got it! Yes! Put him in there! Let's see how this place likes a crap turret.
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469
Who:
Wheatley
He's not just a regular moron. He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived. And you just put him in charge of the entire facility.
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26575
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GLaDOS
Keep it up and your arm will get stuck like that.
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290
Who:
GLaDOS
Had a brainwave. I'm going to tape you solving these, and then watch ten at once-get a more concentrated burst of science. Oh, on a related note: I'm going to need you to solve these ten times as fast.
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523
Who:
Wheatley
We made it we made it we made it we made it...
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249
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Wheatley
I honestly, TRULY didn't think you'd fall for that.
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GLaDOS
Go on!
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257
Who:
Wheatley
You know, in some human sports, the winner is the one who scores the fewest possible points?
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271
Who:
GLaDOS
Today, you will be testing with a partner.
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284
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GLaDOS
Space space wanna go to space yes please space. Space space. Go to space.
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17708
Who:
Core 1
There must be something wrong with the reassembly machine.
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1115
Who:
GLaDOS
Hello again, did you know these are the only set of tests available to you... you are going to need to select them again.
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946
Who:
GLaDOS
Pull me out pull me out pull me out pull me out pull me out pull me out pull me out!
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Who:
Wheatley
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