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Please ping a white portalable surface.
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GLaDOS
Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests?
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GLaDOS
If Blue had said those things about me, Blue would never make it to the next reassembly station.
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GLaDOS
I think he's getting desperate.
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GLaDOS
There.
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288
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GLaDOS
If you were wondering how could you annoy me without failing a test. Now you know.
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288
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GLaDOS
I'll interpret that gesture to mean that you want me to become even more vindictive toward you.
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288
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GLaDOS
Wait! I know! You get into the lift, okay? Then I'll eject myself out of my new body into the lift just as you pass by me! Brilliant.
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288
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Wheatley
Alright, let me explain again. Pop a portal. Behind me. Alright? And come on through.
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288
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Wheatley
Come on come on come on!
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288
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Wheatley
Progress report: Still pretty tricky!
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Wheatley
Be careful!
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Wheatley
You will need him for the final track.
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287
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GLaDOS
You don't need to do that.
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287
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GLaDOS
Never completes work.
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287
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GLaDOS
Busybody.
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287
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GLaDOS
Charmless.
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287
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GLaDOS
It's perfect. Except for all the glass hitting us when I smash through the lift, that's a bit of a problem.
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287
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Wheatley
On ya go.
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287
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Wheatley
She's bringing the whole place down! Hurry!
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287
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Wheatley
Careful... Careful...
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287
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Wheatley
There's another wall over here!
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287
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Wheatley
You are making this harder than it needs to be.
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286
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GLaDOS
Oh... can someone reassemble Orange?
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286
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GLaDOS
Never flushes.
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286
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GLaDOS
I have to agree. Blue is penalized 75 science collaboration points.
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286
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GLaDOS
I'm sure we'll be fine.
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286
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GLaDOS
Orange, I certainly expected more from you.
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286
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GLaDOS
Agh, just... I just gotta get it through here...
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286
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Wheatley
Let's go in!
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286
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Wheatley
We are going to shut down her turret production line, turn off her neurotoxin, and then confront her.
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286
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Wheatley
Go on, just turn right around. So you're not looking at me.
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286
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Wheatley
There's no turret in it... Maybe the system stores a backup image?
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286
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Wheatley
Are you still thinking, or... what's happening?
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286
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Wheatley
Lucky for you two, while I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work.
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285
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GLaDOS
Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests?
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285
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GLaDOS
As long as I don't listen to what I'm saying, I should be okay.
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285
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GLaDOS
That's his voice up ahead.
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285
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GLaDOS
Go on.
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285
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Wheatley
Come on through to the other side.
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285
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Wheatley
Look down. Where am I? Where am I?
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285
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Wheatley
What are you doing in there?
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285
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Wheatley
All sealed off years ago, of course.
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285
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Wheatley
No, that's right. Over by the podium, yeah.
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285
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Wheatley
Come on, let's go!
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285
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Wheatley
The humans can't free themselves.
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284
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GLaDOS
Only one more test after this.
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284
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GLaDOS
Blue, it's not nice to make fun of Orange like that.
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284
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GLaDOS
There you are, reassembled again.
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284
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GLaDOS
I think I can break us out of here in the next chamber. Just play along.
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GLaDOS
One moment.
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284
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GLaDOS
Blue, don't sink to Orange's level.
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284
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GLaDOS
Okay, fine. I'll ask you again in a few decades.
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284
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GLaDOS
Go on. Get in.
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284
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Wheatley
Designed this test myself. It's a little bit difficult.
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284
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Wheatley
You've still got to get through the door. Please. Need to get through that door there.
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284
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Wheatley
Okay, down these stairs.
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Wheatley
Hold on. Run back the other way! I'll turn the bridges back on!
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284
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Wheatley
Keep moving, keep moving...
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284
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Wheatley
Here she comes! Keep testing! Remember: you never saw me!
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284
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Wheatley
Get to HER! I'll find you!
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284
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Wheatley
Okay, go on, just pull that turret out.
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284
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Wheatley
What are you...
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284
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Wheatley
Hurry! This way!
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284
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Wheatley
No no no, not that way!
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284
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Wheatley
Did you notice I didn't even stay to the end of your last test?
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283
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GLaDOS
It emphasizes teamwork.
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283
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GLaDOS
Blue do what Orange just did.
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283
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GLaDOS
Don't either you have drive to be better than the other?
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283
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GLaDOS
I thought going back to these old tests would satisfy me. But try as you might to fail this next test, I still won't be satisfied.
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283
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GLaDOS
I am going to risk having you go outside the official courses one more time.
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283
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GLaDOS
Feeds off the misery of others.
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283
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GLaDOS
Orange, how well do you really know Blue? Do you trust Blue?
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283
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GLaDOS
Well... I'll be here during the whole next test.
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283
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GLaDOS
You know who ended up, do you know who ended up taking her down in the end? You're not going to believe this. A human.
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283
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Wheatley
Just pop a portal right behind me there, and come on through to the other side.
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283
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Wheatley
GET IN!
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283
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Wheatley
Ha! I knew we were going the right way.
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283
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Wheatley
Probably best to ignore it, though. Just leave it be. We don't know where those panels it's cutting are going. Could be somewhere important.
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Wheatley
Well, that should do it.
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283
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Wheatley
Have you got any ideas?
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283
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Wheatley
Oh, hang on. What if we gave it something ELSE to scan?
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283
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Wheatley
Orange is awarded five points!
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282
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GLaDOS
Orange, can you write down all the ways you feel unworthy, ashamed, or inferior?
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282
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GLaDOS
Always sulking.
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282
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GLaDOS
Steals lunch from staff fridge.
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282
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GLaDOS
With humans, I would have called that a successful test.
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282
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GLaDOS
This next test involves emancipation grills. Remember? I told you about them in the last test area, that did not have one.
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282
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GLaDOS
It is tricky. It is tricky. But just... plug me in, please.
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282
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Wheatley
Pop a portal on that wall behind me there, and I'll meet you on the other side of the room.
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282
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Wheatley
Oh, that port looks comfy. Why don't you put me on it, please.
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282
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Wheatley
Okay, look, the point is, we're gonna break out of here! Very soon, I promise, I promise!
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282
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Wheatley
I'm pretty sure we're going the right way. Pretty sure.
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282
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Wheatley
Oh, careful now.
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282
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Wheatley
Try to jump across.
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282
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Wheatley
Hm. Let's try this way.
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282
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Wheatley
Okay, wait, let me light this path for you.
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282
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Wheatley
We have to split up here for a moment. Portal up to that passage and I'll see you on the other side.
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282
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Wheatley
This course was originally designed to build confidence in humans.
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GLaDOS
Now, we just need you to release the humans from their imprisonment.
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GLaDOS
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