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So. If you've got any reservations whatsoever about this plan, now would be the time to voice them.
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Wheatley
Go on, just turn right around. So you're not looking at me.
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Wheatley
Wait, where are you going? Where are you going?
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Wheatley
What are you...
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Wheatley
Anyway, look, the point is we're gonna break out of here, alright? But we can't do it yet. Look for me fifteen chambers ahead.
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Wheatley
There you are! I was starting to get worried.
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Wheatley
At the start of this course I was worried you were becoming too close but in my attempt to drive you apart I learned something important about trust and betrayal.
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GLaDOS
Orange, your plan is working perfectly.
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GLaDOS
The photos weren't as popular as we had hoped, so we repurposed the cameras.
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GLaDOS
There you are, reassembled again.
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GLaDOS
Well... I'll be here during the whole next test.
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GLaDOS
Blue, don't sink to Orange's level.
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GLaDOS
Anything? Take your time.
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GLaDOS
Alright. Still nothing, let's keep moving.
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Wheatley
I know! I know, I wouldn't have believed it either.
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Wheatley
Pens. Might need those. Don't see any though. So...
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Wheatley
Hold on -
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Wheatley
Go on. Walk up to the window. Take a look out.
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Wheatley
You know when I mentioned ten minutes? A little bit optimistic!
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Wheatley
While I will receive all the glory for the rescue don't think you two aren't going to get something. The bond you form during these tests will last a lifetime.
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GLaDOS
Did you do that on purpose?
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GLaDOS
Don't either you have drive to be better than the other?
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GLaDOS
Hostile to new ideas.
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GLaDOS
Chews with mouth open.
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GLaDOS
If Orange had said those things about me, Orange would never make it to the next reassembly station.
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GLaDOS
Watching you try to sabotage one other, I'm amazed you're still on friendly terms.
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GLaDOS
I'm sure we'll be fine.
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GLaDOS
Plug me in, and I'll take you up.
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GLaDOS
The escape lift. Just there. Come on.
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Wheatley
Plug me in, plug me in!
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Wheatley
So whatever you're doing, keep doing it!
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Wheatley
I can't see it though... Maybe it fell off. Do you want to go and have a quick look?
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Wheatley
Just---if you just--okay, just stand by the podium and just look up.
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Wheatley
Try to jump across.
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Wheatley
Hm. Let's try this way.
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Wheatley
Orange receives
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GLaDOS
Did you notice I didn't even stay to the end of your last test?
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GLaDOS
Now, we just need you to release the humans from their imprisonment.
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GLaDOS
If that doesn't motivate you, I'm not sure what will.
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GLaDOS
Your brains are too small to feel either of those emotions. So I can trust you one hundred percent.
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GLaDOS
Your failing gives me no new data, it just delays the inevitable.
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GLaDOS
I guess quitting that course together is a sign of teamwork.
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GLaDOS
The way you two just gave up on that test together shows you are really working as a team.
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GLaDOS
Here's another core! This one should do it!
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GLaDOS
Okay, fine. I'll ask you again in a few decades.
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GLaDOS
You have no idea what it's like in this body.
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Wheatley
You've still got to get through the door. Please. Need to get through that door there.
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Wheatley
Don't mind me. Just moving the test chamber a little closer to me. Had a thought: Maybe proximity to the test solving might give us stronger results.
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Wheatley
Pop a portal on that wall behind me there, and I'll meet you on the other side of the room.
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Wheatley
Right behind me.
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Wheatley
Can't... see it anywhere. Tell you what, plug me in and I'll turn the lights on.
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Wheatley
How you doing down there? You still holding on?
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Wheatley
Still here on the floor. Waiting to be picked up. Um.
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Wheatley
Now, escape pod... escape pod...
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Wheatley
Jump! Actually, looking at it, that is quite a distance, isn't it?
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Wheatley
It's alright. No, go on, just have a look about.
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Wheatley
I'm pretty sure we're going the right way. Pretty sure.
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Wheatley
Careful... Careful...
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Wheatley
This looks dangerous. I'll hold the light steady.
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Wheatley
Quick, this way!
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Wheatley
You are doing wonderfully.
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GLaDOS
This course was originally designed to build confidence in humans.
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GLaDOS
Is that camera is hooked into the lock?
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GLaDOS
Oh... can someone reassemble Blue?
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GLaDOS
Avoids responsibility.
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GLaDOS
Never completes work.
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GLaDOS
That worked just like you said it would, Blue.
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GLaDOS
Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here.
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GLaDOS
Are you scared to save those humans?
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GLaDOS
I trust you. You are my favorite cooperative testing subject.
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GLaDOS
It's probably nothing. Keep testing while I look for a way out.
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GLaDOS
As long as I don't listen to what I'm saying, I should be okay.
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GLaDOS
There should be one in the corner.
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GLaDOS
Go on. Just... March on through that hole.
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Wheatley
Come on through to the other side.
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Wheatley
In case you thought to yourself, 'I've missed the window of time to voice my reservations.' Still open.
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Wheatley
Probably ought to bring you up to speed on something right now.
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Wheatley
Keep moving! Just keep moving!
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Wheatley
Look down. Where am I? Where am I?
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Wheatley
Give up? Also the floor. Was the answer that time. Same as before. Still on the floor.
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Wheatley
It's interesting. You won't regret it. I promise.
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Wheatley
Just... have a look through the old window.
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Wheatley
Progress report: Still pretty tricky!
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Wheatley
What's happening on your side, anything?
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Wheatley
Oh, hang on. What if we gave it something ELSE to scan?
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Wheatley
This way! This way!
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Wheatley
The turret factory should be this way I think.
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Wheatley
Oh, careful now.
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Wheatley
No no no, not that way!
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Wheatley
There's another wall over here!
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Wheatley
You are the first robots to pass calibration.
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GLaDOS
Congratulations on completing that last test. But I find something troubling.
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GLaDOS
It emphasizes teamwork.
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GLaDOS
For instance, Blue, you just lost two opportunity advisement points.
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GLaDOS
Blue do what Orange just did.
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GLaDOS
Are you doing that just to aggravate me?
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GLaDOS
I thought going back to these old tests would satisfy me. But try as you might to fail this next test, I still won't be satisfied.
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GLaDOS
Ignores directions.
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GLaDOS
Has irritating opinions.
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GLaDOS
I have to agree. Blue is penalized 75 science collaboration points.
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GLaDOS
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