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Steals lunch from staff fridge.
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GLaDOS
Orange, how well do you really know Blue? Do you trust Blue?
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GLaDOS
Orange, to be clear. I was just asking Blue if he trusted you.
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GLaDOS
I have to agree. Blue is penalized 75 science collaboration points.
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GLaDOS
Yes it is! We can use it to get out of here!
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GLaDOS
Really, not even humans do that anymore.
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GLaDOS
There we go. Lift called.
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Wheatley
See that?
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Wheatley
There's no turret in it... Maybe the system stores a backup image?
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Wheatley
Watching you try to sabotage one other, I'm amazed you're still on friendly terms.
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GLaDOS
That's his voice up ahead.
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GLaDOS
You've probably figured it out by now, but I don't need you anymore.
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Wheatley
On ya go.
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Wheatley
We are going to shut down her turret production line, turn off her neurotoxin, and then confront her.
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Wheatley
You can't give up now.
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GLaDOS
Irritable.
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GLaDOS
Probably.
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GLaDOS
If you were wondering how could you annoy me without failing a test. Now you know.
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GLaDOS
Blue, don't sink to Orange's level.
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GLaDOS
We have to get you out of there!
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Wheatley
You know when I mentioned ten minutes? A little bit optimistic!
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Wheatley
Be careful!
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Wheatley
Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests?
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GLaDOS
Blue, it's not nice to make fun of Orange like that.
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GLaDOS
There you are, reassembled again.
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GLaDOS
As long as I don't listen to what I'm saying, I should be okay.
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GLaDOS
There.
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GLaDOS
Carry on.
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Wheatley
Coming! Coming! Don't start yet!
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Wheatley
Hold on. Run back the other way! I'll turn the bridges back on!
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Wheatley
Anyway, look, we're really close to busting out, just hang in there for five more chambers.
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Wheatley
HA! The tube's broken! We can ride it straight to her!
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Wheatley
No, that's right. Over by the podium, yeah.
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Wheatley
What are you...
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Wheatley
Hm. Let's try this way.
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Wheatley
Orange receives
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GLaDOS
If you are wondering what that smell is, that is the smell of human fear.
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GLaDOS
Has irritating opinions.
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GLaDOS
Lacks charisma.
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GLaDOS
Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests?
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GLaDOS
I'm sure we'll be fine.
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GLaDOS
I'm starting to think giving you arms was a big mistake.
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GLaDOS
It's perfect. Except for all the glass hitting us when I smash through the lift, that's a bit of a problem.
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Wheatley
I've got an idea! Do what it says, plug me in!
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Wheatley
Whoa! Hey! Don't fall!
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Wheatley
What are you doing in there?
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Wheatley
Have you got any ideas?
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Wheatley
Okay, well, alright. Just do your idea and then come straight back.
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Wheatley
This way! This way!
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Wheatley
Did you notice I didn't even stay to the end of your last test?
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GLaDOS
Your eagerness to test pleases me. Your inane gesturing does not.
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GLaDOS
You've still got to get through the door. Please. Need to get through that door there.
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Wheatley
Okay, look, the point is, we're gonna break out of here! Very soon, I promise, I promise!
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Wheatley
I'm pretty sure we're going the right way. Pretty sure.
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Wheatley
Let's keep moving. The factory entrance must be around here somewhere.
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Wheatley
No no no, not that way!
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Wheatley
There's another wall over here!
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Wheatley
If you can't complete these tests, we will never free the humans!
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GLaDOS
For instance, Blue, you just lost two opportunity advisement points.
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GLaDOS
You both need to do something.
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GLaDOS
Orange do what Blue just did.
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GLaDOS
Please ping a white portalable surface.
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GLaDOS
At the start of this course I was worried you were becoming too close but in my attempt to drive you apart I learned something important about trust and betrayal.
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GLaDOS
Always sulking.
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GLaDOS
Always cold.
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GLaDOS
If I made these tests any easier, they wouldn't be tests.
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GLaDOS
Did you know, the reassembly machine has other things it could be reassembling?
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GLaDOS
Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here.
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GLaDOS
Go on. Just jam me in over there.
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Wheatley
Just pop a portal right behind me there, and come on through to the other side.
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Wheatley
Agh, just... I just gotta get it through here...
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Wheatley
Would you mind putting your back towards me? So I can see only your back. And not your face.
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Wheatley
You may as well have a little rest, actually, while I work on it.
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Wheatley
Oh, hang on. What if we gave it something ELSE to scan?
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Wheatley
Okay, wait, let me light this path for you.
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Wheatley
We have to split up here for a moment. Portal up to that passage and I'll see you on the other side.
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Wheatley
You will need him for the final track.
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GLaDOS
The humans can't free themselves.
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GLaDOS
Never shares.
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GLaDOS
Busybody.
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GLaDOS
Charmless.
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GLaDOS
It shouldn't be hard to stay alive long enough to find him.
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GLaDOS
Well... I'll be here during the whole next test.
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GLaDOS
Orange, I certainly expected more from you.
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GLaDOS
Oh! What can we do with me then. I know! Plug me into the port, please.
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Wheatley
On the floor. Needing your help. The whole time. All the time. Needing your help.
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Wheatley
Are you still thinking, or... what's happening?
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Wheatley
Blue do what Orange just did.
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GLaDOS
Only one more test after this.
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GLaDOS
I thought going back to these old tests would satisfy me. But try as you might to fail this next test, I still won't be satisfied.
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GLaDOS
I am going to risk having you go outside the official courses one more time.
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GLaDOS
I think he's getting desperate.
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GLaDOS
Designed this test myself. It's a little bit difficult.
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Wheatley
It is tricky. It is tricky. But just... plug me in, please.
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Wheatley
In case you thought to yourself, 'I've missed the window of time to voice my reservations.' Still open.
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Wheatley
Alright, just a second...
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Wheatley
Keep moving, keep moving...
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Wheatley
There's the exit! We're almost out of here!
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Wheatley
Get to HER! I'll find you!
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Wheatley
Are you OK?
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Wheatley
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