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Alright. Still nothing, let's keep moving.
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Come on through.
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Look down. Where am I? Where am I?
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So whatever you're doing, keep doing it!
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What's going on?
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It's alright. No, go on, just have a look about.
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Just---if you just--okay, just stand by the podium and just look up.
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You know when I mentioned ten minutes? A little bit optimistic!
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Wheatley
I'm still here, I'm still working, I haven't forgotten about you!
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Wheatley
Did you do that on purpose?
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GLaDOS
Never shares.
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Blue, why did you do that to Orange?
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GLaDOS
Are you scared to save those humans?
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Here's another core! This one should do it!
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GLaDOS
If you were wondering how could you annoy me without failing a test. Now you know.
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GLaDOS
Go on. Get in.
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Wheatley
Don't mind me. Just moving the test chamber a little closer to me. Had a thought: Maybe proximity to the test solving might give us stronger results.
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Pop a portal on that wall behind me there, and I'll meet you on the other side of the room.
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Give up? Also the floor. Was the answer that time. Same as before. Still on the floor.
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Pens. Might need those. Don't see any though. So...
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Just... have a look through the old window.
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Anyway, look, the point is we're gonna break out of here, alright? But we can't do it yet. Look for me fifteen chambers ahead.
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Wait. Careful. Let me light this jump for you
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It emphasizes teamwork.
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You are doing wonderfully.
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This course was originally designed to build confidence in humans.
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Is that camera is hooked into the lock?
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Your brains are too small to feel either of those emotions. So I can trust you one hundred percent.
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Seeks out conflicts with co-workers.
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GLaDOS
Is it the lack of mirrors in test chambers that encourages you to do this?
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GLaDOS
Okay, fine. I'll ask you again in a few decades.
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You have no idea what it's like in this body.
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The escape lift. Just there. Come on.
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Designed this test myself. It's a little bit difficult.
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Go on. Just... March on through that hole.
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On ya go.
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You know who ended up, do you know who ended up taking her down in the end? You're not going to believe this. A human.
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Can't... see it anywhere. Tell you what, plug me in and I'll turn the lights on.
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Keep moving, keep moving...
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Now, escape pod... escape pod...
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Just turn around.
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This way! This way!
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There's another wall over here!
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Orange receives
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Congratulations on completing that last test. But I find something troubling.
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If you are wondering what that smell is, that is the smell of human fear.
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While I will receive all the glory for the rescue don't think you two aren't going to get something. The bond you form during these tests will last a lifetime.
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If that doesn't motivate you, I'm not sure what will.
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Never completes work.
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I trust you. You are my favorite cooperative testing subject.
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The one you risked your life to get to. So you could escape certain death. No rush.
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Wheatley
Not done yet. You've still got to get through the door. Need to get through the door there.
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Go on.
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It is tricky. It is tricky. But just... plug me in, please.
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I know! I know, I wouldn't have believed it either.
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Just pop a portal right behind me there, and come on through to the other side.
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Pop a portal. Behind me, on the wall. Come on through.
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Okay, down these stairs.
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I've got an idea! Do what it says, plug me in!
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Plug me in, plug me in!
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Oh! What can we do with me then. I know! Plug me into the port, please.
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Keep moving! Just keep moving!
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Let's go in!
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Jump! Actually, looking at it, that is quite a distance, isn't it?
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Try to make your way back out here!
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GET IN!
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All sealed off years ago, of course.
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Almost there...
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Right. Let's figure out how to stop this turret line...
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Ohhh, it hasn't done it.
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This looks dangerous. I'll hold the light steady.
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Calibrating Orange's weight...
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You are the first robots to pass calibration.
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I think after that display, we should take a break from the official testing courses.
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You will need him for the final track.
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GLaDOS
You two aren't lost are you?
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GLaDOS
At the start of this course I was worried you were becoming too close but in my attempt to drive you apart I learned something important about trust and betrayal.
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I thought going back to these old tests would satisfy me. But try as you might to fail this next test, I still won't be satisfied.
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I am going to risk having you go outside the official courses one more time.
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Your failing gives me no new data, it just delays the inevitable.
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Avoids responsibility.
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Ignores directions.
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Histrionic.
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Argumentative.
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Lacks charisma.
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The photos weren't as popular as we had hoped, so we repurposed the cameras.
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Orange, Blue and I were just discussing your behavior on the last few tests.
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While teamwork is needed to complete these tests, I am not sure I trust the two of you together.
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GLaDOS
Anything? Take your time.
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GLaDOS
It's the lift just there. The thing that looks like a lift. That's what you're looking for. It is confusing, I know.
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Wheatley
Your destination's probably not going to come meet us here. Is it? So go on.
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Wheatley
Come on, stop muckin' around! Plug me in!
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Come on! Come on!
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On the floor. Needing your help. The whole time. All the time. Needing your help.
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Wheatley
Might want to just pick me up.
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Allright, what have we got?
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Get to HER! I'll find you!
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I can't see it though... Maybe it fell off. Do you want to go and have a quick look?
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Progress report: Still pretty tricky!
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Oh wait! I've got it I've got it I've got it! No, I haven't got it.
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