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Go on. Get in.
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Designed this test myself. It's a little bit difficult.
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Be honest. You can't even tell, can you? Seamless.
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Wheatley
Pick me up. Let's get out of here.
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Wheatley
Come on, stop muckin' around! Plug me in!
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Wheatley
Come on! Come on!
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Wheatley
Let's go in!
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Wheatley
Pens. Might need those. Don't see any though. So...
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Calibrating Orange's weight...
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GLaDOS
You two aren't lost are you?
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GLaDOS
Histrionic.
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GLaDOS
Argumentative.
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GLaDOS
Are you scared to save those humans?
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GLaDOS
Just getting a test ready... For you. Obviously. Who else would I be doing it for? No one.
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Wheatley
Don't mind me. Just moving the test chamber a little closer to me. Had a thought: Maybe proximity to the test solving might give us stronger results.
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Wheatley
On ya go.
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Wheatley
Come on through.
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Okay, down these stairs.
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Hurry!
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Wheatley
No, that's right. Over by the podium, yeah.
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No no no, not that way!
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Orange, is there something you would like to say?
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GLaDOS
It emphasizes teamwork.
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This course was originally designed to build confidence in humans.
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But don't worry, you are in the lead.
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Oh... can someone reassemble Blue?
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It's like you're just machines.
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GLaDOS
While teamwork is needed to complete these tests, I am not sure I trust the two of you together.
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GLaDOS
Orange, that transpired just as you said it would.
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GLaDOS
It shouldn't be hard to stay alive long enough to find him.
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GLaDOS
Not done yet. You've still got to get through the door. Need to get through the door there.
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Wheatley
Programmed in one last tremor, for old time's sake.
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Wheatley
Might as well give you the tour.
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Pop a portal on that wall behind me there, and I'll meet you on the other side of the room.
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Wheatley
Come on come on come on!
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Wheatley
Pick--would you pick me up?
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Wheatley
Would you mind putting your back towards me? So I can see only your back. And not your face.
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Are you alright?
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Wheatley
There should be a portal device on that podium over there.
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Wheatley
Hey hey! You made it!
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Wheatley
Progress report: Still pretty tricky!
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Wheatley
If you are wondering what that smell is, that is the smell of human fear.
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GLaDOS
Let me give you a clue, it is the one thing you can't do.
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GLaDOS
Blue do what Orange just did.
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Completing this course was not a reason to behave like that.
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GLaDOS
Please refrain from doing those childish gestures while you are out there.
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GLaDOS
If I made these tests any easier, they wouldn't be tests.
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GLaDOS
Is it the lack of mirrors in test chambers that encourages you to do this?
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GLaDOS
Here, let me get that for you.
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GLaDOS
You have no idea what it's like in this body.
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Wheatley
Oh really. That's what the two of you think, is it?
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There we go. Lift called.
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Wheatley
Wait! I know! You get into the lift, okay? Then I'll eject myself out of my new body into the lift just as you pass by me! Brilliant.
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Oh! It's going faster, which I was... not expecting.
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Can't... see it anywhere. Tell you what, plug me in and I'll turn the lights on.
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Here I go!
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Wheatley
Do you understand what I'm saying? Just tell me 'Yes'.
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Wheatley
Jump! Actually, looking at it, that is quite a distance, isn't it?
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We are going to shut down her turret production line, turn off her neurotoxin, and then confront her.
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Can you get out?
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You may as well have a little rest, actually, while I work on it.
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Progress report: Haven't really made any in-roads!
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Hey, I can see it! The feeder tube's just in the next room!
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Follow the feeder tube to the generator room! I'll meet you there.
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We have to get you out of that room!
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Congratulations on completing that last test. But I find something troubling.
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GLaDOS
For instance, Blue, you just lost two opportunity advisement points.
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Orange what did you do?
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Of course the humans only had one try at it, you can just keep trying.
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Your failing gives me no new data, it just delays the inevitable.
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Lacks confidence.
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Hostile to new ideas.
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Unconstructive.
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I guess quitting that course together is a sign of teamwork.
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With humans, I would have called that a successful test.
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It's probably nothing. Keep testing while I look for a way out.
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Coming! Coming! Don't start yet!
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Better yet, don't say anything.
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Might want to just pick me up.
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Now, escape pod... escape pod...
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Okay, look, the point is, we're gonna break out of here! Very soon, I promise, I promise!
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Just... have a look through the old window.
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Get to HER! I'll find you!
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Just---if you just--okay, just stand by the podium and just look up.
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Okay, go on, just pull that turret out.
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Ohhhhhh, we just made it! That was close.
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This way! This way!
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Alright, now. She can't use her turrets. So let's go and take care of that neurotoxin generator as well.
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I'm pretty sure we're going the right way. Just to reassure you...
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You are the first robots to pass calibration.
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GLaDOS
Congratulations on completing that test. But something seems off.
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GLaDOS
Please test your device by portaling to that ledge.
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GLaDOS
Since, I never expected you to make it this far, I have to build this new course just for you.
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I thought going back to these old tests would satisfy me. But try as you might to fail this next test, I still won't be satisfied.
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Always sulking.
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Steals lunch from staff fridge.
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Avoids responsibility.
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Ignores directions.
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Seeks out conflicts with co-workers.
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Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests?
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