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As long as I don't listen to what I'm saying, I should be okay.
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GLaDOS
This next test involves emancipation grills. Remember? I told you about them in the last test area, that did not have one.
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GLaDOS
I'll just move that out of the way for you. This place really is a wreck.
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GLaDOS
I'm starting to think giving you arms was a big mistake.
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GLaDOS
Alright. Still nothing, let's keep moving.
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Wheatley
Alright, this is taking too long. I'll just tell you how to solve the test.
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Wheatley
I know! I know, I wouldn't have believed it either.
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Wheatley
Oh, that port looks comfy. Why don't you put me on it, please.
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Wheatley
So: there's PLENTY of time to recover. Just take it slow.
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Wheatley
Pick--would you pick me up?
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Wheatley
What's going on in there?
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Wheatley
Go on, just walk up to the window and take a look out.
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Wheatley
It's alright. No, go on, just have a look about.
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Wheatley
Progress report: Still pretty tricky!
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Wheatley
Progress report: Haven't really made any in-roads!
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Wheatley
I'm still here, I'm still working, I haven't forgotten about you!
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Wheatley
Careful... Careful...
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Wheatley
Orange, can you write down all the ways you feel unworthy, ashamed, or inferior?
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GLaDOS
Blue do what Orange just did.
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GLaDOS
I am going to risk having you go outside the official courses one more time.
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GLaDOS
Hostile to new ideas.
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GLaDOS
Did you know, the reassembly machine has other things it could be reassembling?
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GLaDOS
Just as mementos, though...
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GLaDOS
I'll interpret that gesture to mean that you want me to become even more vindictive toward you.
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GLaDOS
Just getting a test ready... For you. Obviously. Who else would I be doing it for? No one.
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Wheatley
On ya go.
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Wheatley
Alright, let me explain again. Pop a portal. Behind me. Alright? And come on through.
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Wheatley
Come on through to the other side.
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Wheatley
Okay, down these stairs.
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Wheatley
Probably ought to bring you up to speed on something right now.
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Wheatley
You know when I mentioned ten minutes? A little bit optimistic!
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Wheatley
Hurry! This way!
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Wheatley
Are you OK?
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Wheatley
There you are! I was starting to get worried.
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Wheatley
Let me give you a clue, it is the one thing you can't do.
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GLaDOS
You can't give up now.
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GLaDOS
Most of them are simply good test subjects.
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GLaDOS
Don't either you have drive to be better than the other?
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GLaDOS
Always sulking.
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GLaDOS
Steals lunch from staff fridge.
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GLaDOS
There you are, reassembled again.
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GLaDOS
Blue, that transpired just as you said it would.
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GLaDOS
Anything? Take your time.
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GLaDOS
There we go. Lift called.
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Wheatley
Go on. Get in.
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Wheatley
Designed this test myself. It's a little bit difficult.
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Wheatley
Just pop a portal right behind me there, and come on through to the other side.
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Wheatley
Jump! Actually, looking at it, that is quite a distance, isn't it?
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Wheatley
No, that's right. Over by the podium, yeah.
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Wheatley
Just---if you just--okay, just stand by the podium and just look up.
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Wheatley
Try to jump across.
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Wheatley
Quick, this way!
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Wheatley
There's another wall over here!
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Wheatley
You are doing wonderfully.
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GLaDOS
You are making this harder than it needs to be.
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GLaDOS
Your failing gives me no new data, it just delays the inevitable.
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GLaDOS
Fears intimacy.
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GLaDOS
Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests?
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GLaDOS
With humans, I would have called that a successful test.
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GLaDOS
Orange, I certainly expected more from you.
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GLaDOS
Okay, fine. I'll ask you again in a few decades.
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GLaDOS
It's perfect. Except for all the glass hitting us when I smash through the lift, that's a bit of a problem.
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Wheatley
You know what? Just get in the lift. We'll iron out the details as we go.
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Wheatley
It's the lift just there. The thing that looks like a lift. That's what you're looking for. It is confusing, I know.
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Wheatley
Give up? Also the floor. Was the answer that time. Same as before. Still on the floor.
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Wheatley
We are going to shut down her turret production line, turn off her neurotoxin, and then confront her.
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Wheatley
Ha! I knew we were going the right way.
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Wheatley
All sealed off years ago, of course.
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Wheatley
Go on. Walk up to the window. Take a look out.
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Wheatley
Come on, let's go!
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Wheatley
Congratulations on completing that last test. But I find something troubling.
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GLaDOS
Now, we just need you to release the humans from their imprisonment.
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GLaDOS
Never completes work.
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GLaDOS
Breathes with mouth open.
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GLaDOS
I have to agree. Blue is penalized 75 science collaboration points.
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GLaDOS
That's his voice up ahead.
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GLaDOS
I think I can break us out of here in the next chamber. Just play along.
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GLaDOS
Blue, don't sink to Orange's level.
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GLaDOS
The one you risked your life to get to. So you could escape certain death. No rush.
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Wheatley
Go on.
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Wheatley
Plug me in, plug me in!
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Wheatley
Keep moving, keep moving...
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Wheatley
We have to get you out of there!
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Wheatley
GET IN!
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Wheatley
Are you alright?
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Wheatley
Probably best to ignore it, though. Just leave it be. We don't know where those panels it's cutting are going. Could be somewhere important.
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Wheatley
Okay, go on, just pull that turret out.
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Wheatley
There's no turret in it... Maybe the system stores a backup image?
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Wheatley
What are you...
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Wheatley
This way! This way!
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Wheatley
At the start of this course I was worried you were becoming too close but in my attempt to drive you apart I learned something important about trust and betrayal.
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GLaDOS
Orange, your plan is working perfectly.
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GLaDOS
I'm sure we'll be fine.
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GLaDOS
Plug me in, and I'll take you up.
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GLaDOS
You're on your own.
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GLaDOS
Well... I'll be here during the whole next test.
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GLaDOS
You have no idea what it's like in this body.
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Wheatley
Wait! I know! You get into the lift, okay? Then I'll eject myself out of my new body into the lift just as you pass by me! Brilliant.
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Wheatley
Don't mind me. Just moving the test chamber a little closer to me. Had a thought: Maybe proximity to the test solving might give us stronger results.
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Wheatley
Oh! What can we do with me then. I know! Plug me into the port, please.
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Wheatley
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