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As an impartial collaboration facilitator, it would be unfair of me to name my favorite member of your team. However, it’s perfectly fair to hint at it in a way that my least favorite member probably isn't smart enough to understand. Rhymeswithglue. Orange you are doing very well.
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966
Who:
GLaDOS
Space. Space. Go to space.
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964
Who:
Core 1
Spheres that insist on going into space are inferior to spheres that don't.
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964
Who:
Core 3
Oh, this ain't good.
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964
Who:
Defective Turret
Your business is appreciated
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964
Who:
Turret
I love space.
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963
Who:
Core 1
Space.
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963
Who:
Core 1
Because of the technical difficulties we are currently experiencing, your test environment is unsupervised.
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962
Who:
Announcer
Let go! Let go! I'm still connected. I can pull myself in. I can still fix this!
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962
Who:
Wheatley
Blah.
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960
Who:
GLaDOS
Please go to space.
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958
Who:
Core 1
Yes! Go and catch one of the crap turrets, and bring it back!
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958
Who:
Wheatley
Space.
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957
Who:
Core 1
Wanna go to -- wanna go to space
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956
Who:
Core 1
Let's go - let's go to space. Let's go to space.
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955
Who:
Core 1
I don't want to drive a wedge between the two of you, but I've been studying Blue's performance, and I don't know how to put this... I'm certain you're trying very hard.
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955
Who:
GLaDOS
[out of breath] Okay. That's probably the bird, isn't it? That laid the eggs! Livid!
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955
Who:
Wheatley
I'm going to space.
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953
Who:
Core 1
Space space wanna go to space
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952
Who:
Core 1
Love space. Need to go to space.
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950
Who:
Core 1
Wanna go to space.
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950
Who:
Core 1
Gonna be in space.
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949
Who:
Core 1
Wanna go to space. Space.
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949
Who:
Core 1
Hey.
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949
Who:
Core 1
Ow!
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949
Who:
Turret
There. If you have any questions, just remember what I said in slow motion. Test on your own recognizance, I'll be right back.
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948
Who:
GLaDOS
Hello again, did you know these are the only set of tests available to you... you are going to need to select them again.
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946
Who:
GLaDOS
Going to space.
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945
Who:
Core 1
clickclickclick
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945
Who:
Defective Turret
Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians.
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944
Who:
Core 3
Oh, remember the time I took over the facility? Greatest moment of my life, but you just wanted to leave. Didn't want to share in my success. Well, so you know, I'd be happy for you if you succeeded. Apart from right now, obviously.
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944
Who:
Wheatley
One: No portal surfaces.
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943
Who:
Wheatley
Hold on, [click click click] Ah, the bloody bombs are stuck on. Doesn't matter - I've reconfigured the shields.
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942
Who:
Wheatley
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going. Going to space.
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939
Who:
Core 1
Ah for Pete's sake!
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938
Who:
Defective Turret
Corruption at 50%
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935
Who:
Core 3
Ohhh! Are you having a laugh?
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935
Who:
Wheatley
Please note the incandescent particle field across the exit. This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it.
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934
Who:
Announcer
'Lair' - heh, weird isn't it? First time I've said it out loud. Sounds a bit ridiculous, really. But I can assure you it is one. A proper lair. Deadly lair.
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934
Who:
Wheatley
Now, you already met one another on the limo ride over, so let me introduce myself.
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933
Who:
Cave Johnson
You are simply experiencing a rare reaction in which the Material Emancipation Grill may have emancipated the ear tubes inside your head.
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932
Who:
Announcer
Oh! Oh oh! Yes. Alright. Just had a brainwave. I'll be back. If you're still alive. I'll be back. Don't die until I get back.
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929
Who:
Wheatley
If you had any belongings, please pick them up now. We don't want old newspapers and sticks cluttering up the building.
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927
Who:
Cave Johnson
I thought we fixed that.
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926
Who:
Defective Turret
The testing area's just up ahead. The quicker you get through, the quicker you'll get your sixty bucks.
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925
Who:
Cave Johnson
We're not gonna release this stuff into the wild until it's good and damn ready, so as long as you keep yourself in top physical form, there'll always be a limo waiting for you.
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924
Who:
Cave Johnson
Your test assignment will vary, depending on the manner in which you have bent the world to your will.
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924
Who:
Cave Johnson
Those of you helping us test the repulsion gel today, just follow the blue line on the floor.
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924
Who:
Cave Johnson
This course was created and then abandoned by humans. They tend to do that, create something wonderful and then abandon it.
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924
Who:
GLaDOS
While I was out investigating, I found a fascinating new test element. It's never been used for human testing because, apparently, contact with it causes heart failure. The literature doesn't mention anything about lump-of-coal failure, though, so you should be fine.
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922
Who:
GLaDOS
Don't forget!
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922
Who:
Turret
Back again!
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917
Who:
Defective Turret
Owww!
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913
Who:
Turret
Two: Start the neurotoxin immediately.
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909
Who:
Wheatley
Go press the button! Go press it!
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908
Who:
GLaDOS
Put me in the game, coach!
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906
Who:
Defective Turret
Put me down!
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905
Who:
Turret
Oh! Yes. Well done.
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904
Who:
Wheatley
Take me with you...
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904
Who:
Turret
I made it all up.
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903
Who:
GLaDOS
For that Blue is penalized fifty science collaboration points.
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902
Who:
GLaDOS
Which involves deadly lasers and how test subjects react when locked in a room with deadly lasers.
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902
Who:
GLaDOS
Horrible people skills.
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901
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay, DON'T PANIC! I can still stop it, not a problem. There's a password! I'll just hack it. Here we go.
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901
Who:
Wheatley
Rats cannot throw up.
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898
Who:
Core 3
Hello!
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894
Who:
Wheatley
Well. I suppose we could just sit in this room and glare at each other until somebody drops dead, but I have a better idea.
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893
Who:
GLaDOS
Here, let me put on some adventure music.
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892
Who:
Core 2
Hold on. Those are raccoons. Homo sapiens only, please.
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892
Who:
GLaDOS
Uhoh
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890
Who:
Turret
Luckily I'm a bigger person than that. I'm happy to put this all behind us and get back to work. After all, we've got a lot to do, and only sixty more years to do it. More or less. I don't have the actuarial tables in front of me.
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889
Who:
GLaDOS
What? No, you pressed that bAGGGHHHHHH
Listens:
889
Who:
Wheatley
I talked my way onto the nanobot work crew rebuilding this shaft. They're REALLY small, so they have very tiny little brains. But there're a billion of 'em, so it's only a matter of time until ONE of them notices I'm the size of a planet.
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889
Who:
Wheatley
The first commercial airline flight took to the air in 1914. Everyone involved screamed the entire way.
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888
Who:
Core 3
Yeah, I'm uh... I'm a bad man!
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888
Who:
Defective Turret
Owwww!
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888
Who:
Turret
Nice catch, Orange.
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887
Who:
GLaDOS
Hello.
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884
Who:
Wheatley
Hi again!
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883
Who:
Defective Turret
Aggressive. I like that.
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882
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay don't panic! Allright? Stop panicking! I can still stop this. Ahh. Oh there's a password. It's fine. I'll just hack it. Not a problem... umm...
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881
Who:
Wheatley
'Skeletons.' Right, I guess I DID stockpile some tests.
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879
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh, that's funny, is it? Because we've been at this twelve hours and you haven't solved it either, so I don't know why you're laughing.
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879
Who:
Wheatley
Pleased to meetcha.
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878
Who:
Defective Turret
Three: Bomb-proof shields for me. Leading directly into number Four: Bombs. For throwing at you.
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876
Who:
Wheatley
The hardest part of any hack is the figuring-out-how-to-start phase. That's always tricky. But... Let the games begin.
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875
Who:
Wheatley
Oh God! Oh, don't need to do that anymore. The jig is up, RUN!
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874
Who:
Wheatley
Oh, this is ridiculous!
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873
Who:
Defective Turret
'Yeah? Well this thorn... is about to take you down.' Man, that sounded a whole lot better in my head.
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872
Who:
Core 2
The Enrichment Center will now provide a list of numbers and fruits. Write them down as they will become important later in the experiment. Not the fruits, though. Seven. Avocado. Forty. Please continue into the next test chamber.
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871
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh! Wow! Good! I did not think that was going to work.
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870
Who:
Wheatley
ONE Catchmecatchmecatchmecatchmecatchme
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870
Who:
Wheatley
Halley's Comet can be viewed orbiting Earth every seventy-six years. For the other seventy-five, it retreats to the heart of the sun, where it hibernates undisturbed.
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869
Who:
Core 3
Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.
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869
Who:
GLaDOS
The two of you have forged an excellent partnership, with one of you handling the cerebral challenges and the other ready to ponderously waddle into action should the test suddenly become an eating contest.
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869
Who:
GLaDOS
Good. You made it to one of the human habitats. We're looking for an artifact. Think of it as an archeological dig.
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868
Who:
GLaDOS
Hey
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868
Who:
Turret
Can I help you?
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868
Who:
Turret
Searching
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867
Who:
Turret
Paradoxes.
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866
Who:
GLaDOS
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