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I love space.
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932
Who:
Core 1
Machiavellian!
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932
Who:
Wheatley
[out of breath] Okay. That's probably the bird, isn't it? That laid the eggs! Livid!
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932
Who:
Wheatley
What are you doing no no no no no!
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932
Who:
Defective Turret
Space.
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931
Who:
Core 1
Your business is appreciated
Listens:
931
Who:
Turret
Hey lady.
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930
Who:
Core 1
As an impartial collaboration facilitator, it would be unfair of me to name my favorite member of your team. However, it’s perfectly fair to hint at it in a way that my least favorite member probably isn't smart enough to understand. Rhymeswithglue. Orange you are doing very well.
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930
Who:
GLaDOS
Wanna go to space. Space.
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929
Who:
Core 1
Wanna go to -- wanna go to space
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929
Who:
Core 1
It won't be enough.
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929
Who:
Turret
Hey.
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928
Who:
Core 1
Blah.
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928
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh, remember the time I took over the facility? Greatest moment of my life, but you just wanted to leave. Didn't want to share in my success. Well, so you know, I'd be happy for you if you succeeded. Apart from right now, obviously.
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927
Who:
Wheatley
Love space. Need to go to space.
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925
Who:
Core 1
Oh, this ain't good.
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925
Who:
Defective Turret
Space space wanna go to space
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924
Who:
Core 1
I'm going to space.
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924
Who:
Core 1
Going to space.
Listens:
924
Who:
Core 1
Wanna go to space.
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924
Who:
Core 1
Gonna be in space.
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923
Who:
Core 1
Because of the technical difficulties we are currently experiencing, your test environment is unsupervised.
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922
Who:
Announcer
Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians.
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922
Who:
Core 3
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going. Going to space.
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920
Who:
Core 1
I don't want to drive a wedge between the two of you, but I've been studying Blue's performance, and I don't know how to put this... I'm certain you're trying very hard.
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914
Who:
GLaDOS
Hello again, did you know these are the only set of tests available to you... you are going to need to select them again.
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913
Who:
GLaDOS
Ohhh! Are you having a laugh?
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909
Who:
Wheatley
Ow!
Listens:
907
Who:
Turret
Now, you already met one another on the limo ride over, so let me introduce myself.
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906
Who:
Cave Johnson
Hey.
Listens:
906
Who:
Core 1
clickclickclick
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905
Who:
Defective Turret
One: No portal surfaces.
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904
Who:
Wheatley
We're not gonna release this stuff into the wild until it's good and damn ready, so as long as you keep yourself in top physical form, there'll always be a limo waiting for you.
Listens:
903
Who:
Cave Johnson
Corruption at 50%
Listens:
903
Who:
Core 3
There. If you have any questions, just remember what I said in slow motion. Test on your own recognizance, I'll be right back.
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902
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh! Oh oh! Yes. Alright. Just had a brainwave. I'll be back. If you're still alive. I'll be back. Don't die until I get back.
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902
Who:
Wheatley
While I was out investigating, I found a fascinating new test element. It's never been used for human testing because, apparently, contact with it causes heart failure. The literature doesn't mention anything about lump-of-coal failure, though, so you should be fine.
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901
Who:
GLaDOS
No! No! NONONO!
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899
Who:
Wheatley
Let go! Let go! I'm still connected. I can pull myself in. I can still fix this!
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899
Who:
Wheatley
'Lair' - heh, weird isn't it? First time I've said it out loud. Sounds a bit ridiculous, really. But I can assure you it is one. A proper lair. Deadly lair.
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898
Who:
Wheatley
You are simply experiencing a rare reaction in which the Material Emancipation Grill may have emancipated the ear tubes inside your head.
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896
Who:
Announcer
Your test assignment will vary, depending on the manner in which you have bent the world to your will.
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894
Who:
Cave Johnson
If you had any belongings, please pick them up now. We don't want old newspapers and sticks cluttering up the building.
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892
Who:
Cave Johnson
The testing area's just up ahead. The quicker you get through, the quicker you'll get your sixty bucks.
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892
Who:
Cave Johnson
This course was created and then abandoned by humans. They tend to do that, create something wonderful and then abandon it.
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892
Who:
GLaDOS
Ah for Pete's sake!
Listens:
892
Who:
Defective Turret
Back again!
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889
Who:
Defective Turret
Those of you helping us test the repulsion gel today, just follow the blue line on the floor.
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888
Who:
Cave Johnson
I thought we fixed that.
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886
Who:
Defective Turret
Please note the incandescent particle field across the exit. This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it.
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885
Who:
Announcer
Hold on, [click click click] Ah, the bloody bombs are stuck on. Doesn't matter - I've reconfigured the shields.
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884
Who:
Wheatley
Don't forget!
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884
Who:
Turret
Okay, DON'T PANIC! I can still stop it, not a problem. There's a password! I'll just hack it. Here we go.
Listens:
880
Who:
Wheatley
Here, let me put on some adventure music.
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879
Who:
Core 2
Put me down!
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879
Who:
Turret
Oh! Yes. Well done.
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877
Who:
Wheatley
Go press the button! Go press it!
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876
Who:
GLaDOS
Take me with you...
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875
Who:
Turret
I made it all up.
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874
Who:
GLaDOS
Two: Start the neurotoxin immediately.
Listens:
874
Who:
Wheatley
I talked my way onto the nanobot work crew rebuilding this shaft. They're REALLY small, so they have very tiny little brains. But there're a billion of 'em, so it's only a matter of time until ONE of them notices I'm the size of a planet.
Listens:
872
Who:
Wheatley
Horrible people skills.
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871
Who:
GLaDOS
Rats cannot throw up.
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870
Who:
Core 3
For that Blue is penalized fifty science collaboration points.
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870
Who:
GLaDOS
Which involves deadly lasers and how test subjects react when locked in a room with deadly lasers.
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870
Who:
GLaDOS
Well. I suppose we could just sit in this room and glare at each other until somebody drops dead, but I have a better idea.
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869
Who:
GLaDOS
Owww!
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868
Who:
Turret
Luckily I'm a bigger person than that. I'm happy to put this all behind us and get back to work. After all, we've got a lot to do, and only sixty more years to do it. More or less. I don't have the actuarial tables in front of me.
Listens:
866
Who:
GLaDOS
The hardest part of any hack is the figuring-out-how-to-start phase. That's always tricky. But... Let the games begin.
Listens:
863
Who:
Wheatley
Put me in the game, coach!
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862
Who:
Defective Turret
Oh, that's funny, is it? Because we've been at this twelve hours and you haven't solved it either, so I don't know why you're laughing.
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857
Who:
Wheatley
Hello!
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857
Who:
Wheatley
Yeah, I'm uh... I'm a bad man!
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857
Who:
Defective Turret
Hold on. Those are raccoons. Homo sapiens only, please.
Listens:
856
Who:
GLaDOS
'Yeah? Well this thorn... is about to take you down.' Man, that sounded a whole lot better in my head.
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855
Who:
Core 2
The first commercial airline flight took to the air in 1914. Everyone involved screamed the entire way.
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854
Who:
Core 3
Hello.
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853
Who:
Wheatley
Aggressive. I like that.
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852
Who:
GLaDOS
Owwww!
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852
Who:
Turret
Uhoh
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852
Who:
Turret
Okay don't panic! Allright? Stop panicking! I can still stop this. Ahh. Oh there's a password. It's fine. I'll just hack it. Not a problem... umm...
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850
Who:
Wheatley
Hi again!
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849
Who:
Defective Turret
Nice catch, Orange.
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846
Who:
GLaDOS
The two of you have forged an excellent partnership, with one of you handling the cerebral challenges and the other ready to ponderously waddle into action should the test suddenly become an eating contest.
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846
Who:
GLaDOS
'Skeletons.' Right, I guess I DID stockpile some tests.
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845
Who:
GLaDOS
Searching
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845
Who:
Turret
Hey
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844
Who:
Turret
What? No, you pressed that bAGGGHHHHHH
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843
Who:
Wheatley
ONE Catchmecatchmecatchmecatchmecatchme
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843
Who:
Wheatley
Can I help you?
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843
Who:
Turret
Good. You made it to one of the human habitats. We're looking for an artifact. Think of it as an archeological dig.
Listens:
842
Who:
GLaDOS
Three: Bomb-proof shields for me. Leading directly into number Four: Bombs. For throwing at you.
Listens:
841
Who:
Wheatley
Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.
Listens:
840
Who:
GLaDOS
I'm not going to lie to you, the odds are a million to one. And that's with some generous rounding.
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838
Who:
GLaDOS
Halley's Comet can be viewed orbiting Earth every seventy-six years. For the other seventy-five, it retreats to the heart of the sun, where it hibernates undisturbed.
Listens:
837
Who:
Core 3
Paradoxes.
Listens:
836
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh! Wow! Good! I did not think that was going to work.
Listens:
836
Who:
Wheatley
Oh, this is ridiculous!
Listens:
835
Who:
Defective Turret
Pleased to meetcha.
Listens:
835
Who:
Defective Turret
I saw it. It was an accident.
Listens:
834
Who:
Turret
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