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Space. Space. Gonna go to space.
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1055
Who:
Core 1
Hey lady. Lady.
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1055
Who:
Core 1
Hello again, did you know these are the only set of tests available to you... you are going to need to select them again.
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1055
Who:
GLaDOS
It's my big chance!
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1055
Who:
Defective Turret
Your business is appreciated
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1055
Who:
Turret
Really? Okay.
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1053
Who:
GLaDOS
Hey lady.
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1051
Who:
Core 1
I don't want to drive a wedge between the two of you, but I've been studying Blue's performance, and I don't know how to put this... I'm certain you're trying very hard.
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1050
Who:
GLaDOS
Which involves deadly lasers and how test subjects react when locked in a room with deadly lasers.
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1047
Who:
GLaDOS
Spheres that insist on going into space are inferior to spheres that don't.
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1046
Who:
Core 3
Those of you helping us test the repulsion gel today, just follow the blue line on the floor.
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1045
Who:
Cave Johnson
Corruption at 50%
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1045
Who:
Core 3
I love space. Love space.
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1044
Who:
Core 1
Are we in space?
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1044
Who:
Core 1
Because of the technical difficulties we are currently experiencing, your test environment is unsupervised.
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1043
Who:
Announcer
Hey.
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1042
Who:
Core 1
I love space.
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1042
Who:
Core 1
He will most likely kill you, violently.
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1041
Who:
Core 3
Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians.
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1041
Who:
Core 3
Yes, I see you waving.
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1039
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh! Yes. Well done.
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1039
Who:
Wheatley
Let's go - let's go to space. Let's go to space.
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1038
Who:
Core 1
'Lair' - heh, weird isn't it? First time I've said it out loud. Sounds a bit ridiculous, really. But I can assure you it is one. A proper lair. Deadly lair.
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1037
Who:
Wheatley
Space.
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1036
Who:
Core 1
As an impartial collaboration facilitator, it would be unfair of me to name my favorite member of your team. However, it’s perfectly fair to hint at it in a way that my least favorite member probably isn't smart enough to understand. Rhymeswithglue. Orange you are doing very well.
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1036
Who:
GLaDOS
One: No portal surfaces.
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1036
Who:
Wheatley
Wanna go to space.
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1033
Who:
Core 1
Love space. Need to go to space.
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1032
Who:
Core 1
Space space wanna go to space
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1029
Who:
Core 1
Space.
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1026
Who:
Core 1
Going to space.
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1024
Who:
Core 1
[out of breath] Okay. That's probably the bird, isn't it? That laid the eggs! Livid!
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1024
Who:
Wheatley
Oh! Oh oh! Yes. Alright. Just had a brainwave. I'll be back. If you're still alive. I'll be back. Don't die until I get back.
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1023
Who:
Wheatley
Space wanna go wanna go to space wanna go to space
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1021
Who:
Core 1
Wanna go to -- wanna go to space
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1020
Who:
Core 1
Please go to space.
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1020
Who:
Core 1
The Enrichment Center will now provide a list of numbers and fruits. Write them down as they will become important later in the experiment. Not the fruits, though. Seven. Avocado. Forty. Please continue into the next test chamber.
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1020
Who:
GLaDOS
I made it all up.
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1020
Who:
GLaDOS
Hey.
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1018
Who:
Core 1
Blah.
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1018
Who:
GLaDOS
Rats cannot throw up.
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1016
Who:
Core 3
I thought we fixed that.
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1015
Who:
Defective Turret
We're not gonna release this stuff into the wild until it's good and damn ready, so as long as you keep yourself in top physical form, there'll always be a limo waiting for you.
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1014
Who:
Cave Johnson
If you had any belongings, please pick them up now. We don't want old newspapers and sticks cluttering up the building.
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1012
Who:
Cave Johnson
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going. Going to space.
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1012
Who:
Core 1
For that Blue is penalized fifty science collaboration points.
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1012
Who:
GLaDOS
Ow!
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1011
Who:
Turret
Well. I suppose we could just sit in this room and glare at each other until somebody drops dead, but I have a better idea.
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1010
Who:
GLaDOS
Ohhh! Are you having a laugh?
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1010
Who:
Wheatley
Don't forget!
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1009
Who:
Turret
The testing area's just up ahead. The quicker you get through, the quicker you'll get your sixty bucks.
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1008
Who:
Cave Johnson
While I was out investigating, I found a fascinating new test element. It's never been used for human testing because, apparently, contact with it causes heart failure. The literature doesn't mention anything about lump-of-coal failure, though, so you should be fine.
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1008
Who:
GLaDOS
Your test assignment will vary, depending on the manner in which you have bent the world to your will.
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1006
Who:
Cave Johnson
Hello!
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1003
Who:
Wheatley
clickclickclick
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1003
Who:
Defective Turret
Gonna be in space.
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1002
Who:
Core 1
'Yeah? Well this thorn... is about to take you down.' Man, that sounded a whole lot better in my head.
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999
Who:
Core 2
Wanna go to space. Space.
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998
Who:
Core 1
Space.
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998
Who:
Core 1
Luckily I'm a bigger person than that. I'm happy to put this all behind us and get back to work. After all, we've got a lot to do, and only sixty more years to do it. More or less. I don't have the actuarial tables in front of me.
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998
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh, remember the time I took over the facility? Greatest moment of my life, but you just wanted to leave. Didn't want to share in my success. Well, so you know, I'd be happy for you if you succeeded. Apart from right now, obviously.
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998
Who:
Wheatley
Put me in the game, coach!
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998
Who:
Defective Turret
I'm going to space.
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997
Who:
Core 1
Okay, DON'T PANIC! I can still stop it, not a problem. There's a password! I'll just hack it. Here we go.
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996
Who:
Wheatley
Owwww!
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989
Who:
Turret
Nice catch, Orange.
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988
Who:
GLaDOS
Three: Bomb-proof shields for me. Leading directly into number Four: Bombs. For throwing at you.
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987
Who:
Wheatley
Oh, this is ridiculous!
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987
Who:
Defective Turret
Oh well. We have warehouses FULL of the things. Absolutely worthless. I'm happy to get rid of them.
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986
Who:
GLaDOS
Back again!
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985
Who:
Defective Turret
You have just passed through an Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill, which vaporizes most Aperture Science equipment that touches it.
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983
Who:
Announcer
Horrible people skills.
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981
Who:
GLaDOS
Ah for Pete's sake!
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981
Who:
Defective Turret
This course was created and then abandoned by humans. They tend to do that, create something wonderful and then abandon it.
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980
Who:
GLaDOS
Two: Start the neurotoxin immediately.
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980
Who:
Wheatley
Put me down!
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979
Who:
Turret
Here, let me put on some adventure music.
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975
Who:
Core 2
This is a sterile environment; please refrain from riding on the turret line.
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974
Who:
Announcer
I talked my way onto the nanobot work crew rebuilding this shaft. They're REALLY small, so they have very tiny little brains. But there're a billion of 'em, so it's only a matter of time until ONE of them notices I'm the size of a planet.
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973
Who:
Wheatley
What? No, you pressed that bAGGGHHHHHH
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970
Who:
Wheatley
Take me with you...
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970
Who:
Turret
Hold on. Those are raccoons. Homo sapiens only, please.
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969
Who:
GLaDOS
Please do not engage with turrets heading towards redemption.
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968
Who:
Announcer
Please avoid alerting active turrets or being shot by active turrets.
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968
Who:
Announcer
Defective Turret testing active.
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968
Who:
Announcer
Uhoh
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966
Who:
Turret
Thank you for completing the testing courses. If you enjoyed your experience, you may now re-enter the testing course of your choice.
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965
Who:
Announcer
Don't press it! COME BACK!
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965
Who:
Wheatley
Good. You made it to one of the human habitats. We're looking for an artifact. Think of it as an archeological dig.
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964
Who:
GLaDOS
ONE Catchmecatchmecatchmecatchmecatchme
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964
Who:
Wheatley
Ah. I tell ya. Humans. Love 'em. Just... The way they look is great. And their... folklore. Wonderful isn't it? Very colorful...
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964
Who:
Wheatley
I’m scared!
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964
Who:
Turret
I'm not going to lie to you, the odds are a million to one. And that's with some generous rounding.
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963
Who:
GLaDOS
'Skeletons.' Right, I guess I DID stockpile some tests.
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963
Who:
GLaDOS
Pleased to meetcha.
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963
Who:
Defective Turret
The first commercial airline flight took to the air in 1914. Everyone involved screamed the entire way.
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959
Who:
Core 3
Owww!
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956
Who:
Turret
Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.
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954
Who:
GLaDOS
The two of you have forged an excellent partnership, with one of you handling the cerebral challenges and the other ready to ponderously waddle into action should the test suddenly become an eating contest.
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954
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh, that's funny, is it? Because we've been at this twelve hours and you haven't solved it either, so I don't know why you're laughing.
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953
Who:
Wheatley
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