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Space. Space. Go to space.
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947
Who:
Core 1
Let's go - let's go to space. Let's go to space.
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947
Who:
Core 1
Please go to space.
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947
Who:
Core 1
Blah.
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946
Who:
GLaDOS
It won't be enough.
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946
Who:
Turret
Your business is appreciated
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946
Who:
Turret
Space.
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945
Who:
Core 1
As an impartial collaboration facilitator, it would be unfair of me to name my favorite member of your team. However, it’s perfectly fair to hint at it in a way that my least favorite member probably isn't smart enough to understand. Rhymeswithglue. Orange you are doing very well.
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945
Who:
GLaDOS
Wanna go to -- wanna go to space
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944
Who:
Core 1
So. Boom. Better offer here is just kill yourself. Seems like a lot of effort to walk all the way to my deadly lair, when there's a perfectly serviceable death option right there. Again: not a death trap. Your death would be entirely voluntary. And very much appreciated.
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943
Who:
Wheatley
You know, there are test subjects in Africa who don't even have monitors in their test chambers. Why don't you think of that before you break any more of them?
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943
Who:
Wheatley
Baking Soda Volcano. Well, at least it's not a potato battery, I'll give it that. Still not terrifically original, though. Not exactly primary research, even within the child sciences.
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943
Who:
Wheatley
I'm going to space.
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941
Who:
Core 1
Space space wanna go to space
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940
Who:
Core 1
Because of the technical difficulties we are currently experiencing, your test environment is unsupervised.
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939
Who:
Announcer
Wanna go to space.
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939
Who:
Core 1
Wanna go to space. Space.
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938
Who:
Core 1
Going to space.
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938
Who:
Core 1
[out of breath] Okay. That's probably the bird, isn't it? That laid the eggs! Livid!
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938
Who:
Wheatley
Gonna be in space.
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937
Who:
Core 1
Oh, remember the time I took over the facility? Greatest moment of my life, but you just wanted to leave. Didn't want to share in my success. Well, so you know, I'd be happy for you if you succeeded. Apart from right now, obviously.
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937
Who:
Wheatley
Love space. Need to go to space.
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936
Who:
Core 1
Let go! Let go! I'm still connected. I can pull myself in. I can still fix this!
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936
Who:
Wheatley
Hey.
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935
Who:
Core 1
I don't want to drive a wedge between the two of you, but I've been studying Blue's performance, and I don't know how to put this... I'm certain you're trying very hard.
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935
Who:
GLaDOS
Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians.
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932
Who:
Core 3
Hello again, did you know these are the only set of tests available to you... you are going to need to select them again.
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932
Who:
GLaDOS
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going. Going to space.
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930
Who:
Core 1
There. If you have any questions, just remember what I said in slow motion. Test on your own recognizance, I'll be right back.
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927
Who:
GLaDOS
One: No portal surfaces.
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924
Who:
Wheatley
clickclickclick
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924
Who:
Defective Turret
Corruption at 50%
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920
Who:
Core 3
Ow!
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919
Who:
Turret
No! No! NONONO!
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917
Who:
Wheatley
Now, you already met one another on the limo ride over, so let me introduce myself.
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915
Who:
Cave Johnson
Ohhh! Are you having a laugh?
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913
Who:
Wheatley
You are simply experiencing a rare reaction in which the Material Emancipation Grill may have emancipated the ear tubes inside your head.
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912
Who:
Announcer
While I was out investigating, I found a fascinating new test element. It's never been used for human testing because, apparently, contact with it causes heart failure. The literature doesn't mention anything about lump-of-coal failure, though, so you should be fine.
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912
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh! Oh oh! Yes. Alright. Just had a brainwave. I'll be back. If you're still alive. I'll be back. Don't die until I get back.
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911
Who:
Wheatley
Ah for Pete's sake!
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910
Who:
Defective Turret
We're not gonna release this stuff into the wild until it's good and damn ready, so as long as you keep yourself in top physical form, there'll always be a limo waiting for you.
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909
Who:
Cave Johnson
'Lair' - heh, weird isn't it? First time I've said it out loud. Sounds a bit ridiculous, really. But I can assure you it is one. A proper lair. Deadly lair.
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909
Who:
Wheatley
If you had any belongings, please pick them up now. We don't want old newspapers and sticks cluttering up the building.
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907
Who:
Cave Johnson
Your test assignment will vary, depending on the manner in which you have bent the world to your will.
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906
Who:
Cave Johnson
Hold on, [click click click] Ah, the bloody bombs are stuck on. Doesn't matter - I've reconfigured the shields.
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906
Who:
Wheatley
I thought we fixed that.
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906
Who:
Defective Turret
Those of you helping us test the repulsion gel today, just follow the blue line on the floor.
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905
Who:
Cave Johnson
The testing area's just up ahead. The quicker you get through, the quicker you'll get your sixty bucks.
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905
Who:
Cave Johnson
Back again!
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905
Who:
Defective Turret
Please note the incandescent particle field across the exit. This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it.
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904
Who:
Announcer
This course was created and then abandoned by humans. They tend to do that, create something wonderful and then abandon it.
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902
Who:
GLaDOS
Don't forget!
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900
Who:
Turret
Oh! Yes. Well done.
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896
Who:
Wheatley
Two: Start the neurotoxin immediately.
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895
Who:
Wheatley
Which involves deadly lasers and how test subjects react when locked in a room with deadly lasers.
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891
Who:
GLaDOS
Go press the button! Go press it!
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890
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay, DON'T PANIC! I can still stop it, not a problem. There's a password! I'll just hack it. Here we go.
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889
Who:
Wheatley
Take me with you...
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889
Who:
Turret
I made it all up.
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888
Who:
GLaDOS
Put me down!
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888
Who:
Turret
Horrible people skills.
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887
Who:
GLaDOS
Owww!
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887
Who:
Turret
Rats cannot throw up.
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886
Who:
Core 3
Put me in the game, coach!
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884
Who:
Defective Turret
Here, let me put on some adventure music.
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883
Who:
Core 2
For that Blue is penalized fifty science collaboration points.
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882
Who:
GLaDOS
I talked my way onto the nanobot work crew rebuilding this shaft. They're REALLY small, so they have very tiny little brains. But there're a billion of 'em, so it's only a matter of time until ONE of them notices I'm the size of a planet.
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879
Who:
Wheatley
Well. I suppose we could just sit in this room and glare at each other until somebody drops dead, but I have a better idea.
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878
Who:
GLaDOS
Yeah, I'm uh... I'm a bad man!
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876
Who:
Defective Turret
Luckily I'm a bigger person than that. I'm happy to put this all behind us and get back to work. After all, we've got a lot to do, and only sixty more years to do it. More or less. I don't have the actuarial tables in front of me.
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874
Who:
GLaDOS
Hold on. Those are raccoons. Homo sapiens only, please.
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872
Who:
GLaDOS
Hello!
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872
Who:
Wheatley
Hello.
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870
Who:
Wheatley
Hi again!
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869
Who:
Defective Turret
Uhoh
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869
Who:
Turret
The first commercial airline flight took to the air in 1914. Everyone involved screamed the entire way.
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868
Who:
Core 3
Aggressive. I like that.
Listens:
868
Who:
GLaDOS
The hardest part of any hack is the figuring-out-how-to-start phase. That's always tricky. But... Let the games begin.
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866
Who:
Wheatley
Okay don't panic! Allright? Stop panicking! I can still stop this. Ahh. Oh there's a password. It's fine. I'll just hack it. Not a problem... umm...
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865
Who:
Wheatley
What? No, you pressed that bAGGGHHHHHH
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864
Who:
Wheatley
Owwww!
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864
Who:
Turret
'Skeletons.' Right, I guess I DID stockpile some tests.
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863
Who:
GLaDOS
Nice catch, Orange.
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862
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh, that's funny, is it? Because we've been at this twelve hours and you haven't solved it either, so I don't know why you're laughing.
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862
Who:
Wheatley
'Yeah? Well this thorn... is about to take you down.' Man, that sounded a whole lot better in my head.
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860
Who:
Core 2
Oh! Wow! Good! I did not think that was going to work.
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857
Who:
Wheatley
Three: Bomb-proof shields for me. Leading directly into number Four: Bombs. For throwing at you.
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856
Who:
Wheatley
Pleased to meetcha.
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856
Who:
Defective Turret
Good. You made it to one of the human habitats. We're looking for an artifact. Think of it as an archeological dig.
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854
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh, this is ridiculous!
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854
Who:
Defective Turret
Can I help you?
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853
Who:
Turret
The two of you have forged an excellent partnership, with one of you handling the cerebral challenges and the other ready to ponderously waddle into action should the test suddenly become an eating contest.
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852
Who:
GLaDOS
Hey
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852
Who:
Turret
Searching
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852
Who:
Turret
The Enrichment Center will now provide a list of numbers and fruits. Write them down as they will become important later in the experiment. Not the fruits, though. Seven. Avocado. Forty. Please continue into the next test chamber.
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851
Who:
GLaDOS
Halley's Comet can be viewed orbiting Earth every seventy-six years. For the other seventy-five, it retreats to the heart of the sun, where it hibernates undisturbed.
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850
Who:
Core 3
I'm not going to lie to you, the odds are a million to one. And that's with some generous rounding.
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849
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh God! Oh, don't need to do that anymore. The jig is up, RUN!
Listens:
848
Who:
Wheatley
Ah. I tell ya. Humans. Love 'em. Just... The way they look is great. And their... folklore. Wonderful isn't it? Very colorful...
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848
Who:
Wheatley
ONE Catchmecatchmecatchmecatchmecatchme
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847
Who:
Wheatley
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