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It's like you're just machines.
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GLaDOS
Sometimes testing has to occur outside the confines of the lab.
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GLaDOS
Always sulking.
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GLaDOS
Lacks confidence.
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GLaDOS
Orange, how well do you really know Blue? Do you trust Blue?
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GLaDOS
Blue to be clear, I was asking if Orange trusted you.
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GLaDOS
While teamwork is needed to complete these tests, I am not sure I trust the two of you together.
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GLaDOS
If you're going to hit each other, at least aim for the head.
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GLaDOS
It appears you're developing human traits. The worst human traits.
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GLaDOS
Your destination's probably not going to come meet us here. Is it? So go on.
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Wheatley
Pop a little portal, just there, alright? Behind me. And come on through.
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Wheatley
Go! Go go go!
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Wheatley
We are going to shut down her turret production line, turn off her neurotoxin, and then confront her.
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Wheatley
We have to get you out of there!
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Wheatley
Spinning thing. Hmmm. Not sure.
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Wheatley
What do you have there?
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Wheatley
Ohhhhhh, we just made it! That was close.
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Wheatley
We made it we made it we made it we made it...
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Wheatley
Alright, now. She can't use her turrets. So let's go and take care of that neurotoxin generator as well.
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Wheatley
Hey, I can see it! The feeder tube's just in the next room!
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Wheatley
Follow the feeder tube to the generator room! I'll meet you there.
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Wheatley
No, no, I'm sure it's this way. I'm definitely sure it's this way.
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Wheatley
Did you think the electrical switch was down there?
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GLaDOS
Since, I never expected you to make it this far, I have to build this new course just for you.
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GLaDOS
You will know it when you find it.
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GLaDOS
Of course the humans only had one try at it, you can just keep trying.
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GLaDOS
Orange, I agree. I never noticed that about Blue before.
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GLaDOS
Orange, that transpired just as you said it would.
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GLaDOS
Oh! It's going faster, which I was... not expecting.
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Wheatley
Go on. Just jam me in over there.
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Wheatley
Come on through.
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Wheatley
Better yet, don't say anything.
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Wheatley
I just have to figure out how. To break us out of here.
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Wheatley
Can you get out?
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Wheatley
What's going on in there?
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Wheatley
You may as well have a little rest, actually, while I work on it.
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Wheatley
Allright, what have we got?
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Wheatley
Probably best to ignore it, though. Just leave it be. We don't know where those panels it's cutting are going. Could be somewhere important.
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Wheatley
It worked!
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Wheatley
Let's keep moving. The factory entrance must be around here somewhere.
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Wheatley
Please test your device by portaling to that ledge.
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258
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GLaDOS
It seems rather earlier to require reassembly.
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GLaDOS
This is the last test for the standard course. It's just something I whipped up for you. I thought you might enjoy a challenge for once.
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GLaDOS
It shouldn't be hard to stay alive long enough to find him.
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GLaDOS
You have to get to the catwalk behind me!
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Wheatley
Alright, just a second...
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Wheatley
It's... It's moving up.
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Wheatley
Could you turn around? Is that possible?
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Wheatley
Come on! We have to go!
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Wheatley
Can you reach that wall back there?
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Wheatley
While I do need you to be in the room so I can see them, I want to be clear. There is no reason whatsoever for you to look at them.
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GLaDOS
Here, let me get that for you.
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GLaDOS
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