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Histrionic.
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GLaDOS
Charmless.
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GLaDOS
You're on your own.
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GLaDOS
Here, let me get that for you.
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GLaDOS
Go on!
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Wheatley
Is that camera is hooked into the lock?
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GLaDOS
Most of them are simply good test subjects.
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GLaDOS
One moment.
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GLaDOS
Alright, this is taking too long. I'll just tell you how to solve the test.
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Wheatley
Ohhhhhh, we just made it! That was close.
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Wheatley
You are making this harder than it needs to be.
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GLaDOS
Blue to be clear, I was asking if Orange trusted you.
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GLaDOS
Oh, that port looks comfy. Why don't you put me on it, please.
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Wheatley
Go! Go go go!
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Wheatley
Not much of a plan, if I'm honest. But I'm afraid it's all we have at his point. Barring a sudden barrage of speech from your direction. Improbable. At best.
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Wheatley
Your brains are too small to feel either of those emotions. So I can trust you one hundred percent.
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GLaDOS
You have to get to the catwalk behind me!
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Wheatley
Can you get out?
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Wheatley
Could you turn around? Is that possible?
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Wheatley
Ohhh, it hasn't done it.
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Wheatley
Hurry! This way!
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Wheatley
Can you reach that wall back there?
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Wheatley
Are you scared to save those humans?
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GLaDOS
Is it the lack of mirrors in test chambers that encourages you to do this?
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GLaDOS
Right on that stick over there. Just put me right on it.
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Wheatley
Come on! Come on!
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Wheatley
Orange is awarded five points!
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GLaDOS
To complete this test, you need to find a set of blue prints.
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GLaDOS
Did you think the electrical switch was down there?
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GLaDOS
This door's actually pretty complicated.
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Wheatley
You will know it when you find it.
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GLaDOS
Feeds off the misery of others.
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GLaDOS
If Orange had said those things about me, Orange would never make it to the next reassembly station.
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GLaDOS
I agree, Orange. That was entertaining.
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GLaDOS
Your destination's probably not going to come meet us here. Is it? So go on.
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Wheatley
Might want to just pick me up.
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Wheatley
Quick word about the future plans that I've got in store.
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Wheatley
There is a box part here. Probably got some electronics in there.
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Wheatley
Go on. Walk up to the window. Take a look out.
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Wheatley
This should take us right to her. I can't believe I'm finally doing this!
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Wheatley
Ohhhhh, have you got an idea?
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Wheatley
Hey, I can see it! The feeder tube's just in the next room!
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Wheatley
There you are! I was starting to get worried.
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Wheatley
Let's try this again. Try to make your way across the machinery.
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Wheatley
We have to get you out of that room!
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Wheatley
We are only two tests away from reaching the humans, are you as excited as I am?
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GLaDOS
Orange, your plan is working perfectly.
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GLaDOS
You have no idea what it's like in this body.
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Wheatley
Better yet, don't say anything.
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Wheatley
Come on! We have to go!
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Wheatley
Allright, what have we got?
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Wheatley
Ha! I knew we were going the right way.
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