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I can drop the fake praise.
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GLaDOS
Sorry I missed the beginning of that test. I was just talking with the reassembly machine about your becoming human.
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GLaDOS
On three. Ready? One... Two...
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Wheatley
Don't worry, they are of no use to anyone, totally boring and useless.
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GLaDOS
Blue, Orange and I were just discussing your behavior on the last few tests.
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GLaDOS
Calibrating Blue's weight...
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GLaDOS
You did very well.
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GLaDOS
You have just passed through an Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill, which erases most Aperture Science equipment that touches it.
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GLaDOS
Can you see it anywhere? I can't see it anywhere. Uh. Tell you what, plug me in and I'll turn the lights on.
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Wheatley
Yes, do do it!
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Wheatley
Good work! I'm delivering the first core up near the catwalk!
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GLaDOS
Stop with the waves.
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GLaDOS
This body is amazing, seriously!
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Wheatley
Oh! But I did find something. Reminds me: I've got a big surprise for you two. Seriously. Look forward to it.
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Wheatley
What was that?
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Wheatley
Your ping tool can also be used to indicate to your partner where you would like them to place their portal.
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GLaDOS
Stop doing that! All you need to do is open the Vault door!
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GLaDOS
Just glass. Transparent. Smooth. Not going to hurt you. Have a look.
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Wheatley
Press it!
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GLaDOS
The good news is... well, none so far, to be honest. I'll get back to you on that.
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GLaDOS
Ow!
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Wheatley
Do you need real encouragement? Let's see if this helps.
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GLaDOS
HA! I knew someone was alive in here.
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Wheatley
Oh.
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Wheatley
What's happening? Um. Hmm... Ok.
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Wheatley
For safety.
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GLaDOS
Martyr.
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GLaDOS
He's taking us right TO him! This is PERFECT.
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GLaDOS
Commence standing by in three. Two. One.
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GLaDOS
Good luck!
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Wheatley
Blue, now you're just being cruel. Blue receives 25 science collaboration points.
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GLaDOS
RUN! Come on! I'm closing the doors!
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Wheatley
Don't make eye contact whatever you do...
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Wheatley
Just get it off me...
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GLaDOS
Okay. Listen. I can't do it with you watching. I know it seems pathetic, given what we've been through. But just turn around. Please?
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Wheatley
And...?
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GLaDOS
I knew it was gonna be cool being in charge of everything, but... wow, this is cool!
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Wheatley
Okay...
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Wheatley
Okay, you didn't have time to stop, I understand, but that WAS actually important.
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GLaDOS
Okay! No, don't worry! Don't worry! I've got it I've got it I've got it! THIS should slow it down!
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Wheatley
Sorry, what's going on over there? You know, I'm actually over here, still thinking really hard!
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Wheatley
Now, you are just wasting my time.
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GLaDOS
Blue what did you do?
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GLaDOS
Come to gloat?
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GLaDOS
No thanks! We're good! Appreciate it!
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Wheatley
Just so you know, I have to go give a deposition. For an upcoming trial. In case that interests you.
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GLaDOS
Not entirely, not entirely. Look at the word 'test', on the wall there. That's brand new.
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Wheatley
Even I was created with a imperfection, I was given too much empathy with human suffering.
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GLaDOS
We're so close, you can't fail now!
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GLaDOS
Never on time.
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GLaDOS
Hold on...
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GLaDOS
Annnnd off we go!
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Wheatley
If we start making a list of things that aren't here, we could be here all night. You know, pens for instance. Let's stick with things we can see. Not stuff that isn't here.
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Wheatley
Tell you what, here's a plan. Let's just both... continue contemplating... in absolute silence...
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Wheatley
We could get one of the crap turrets. We could put it in the scanner and see what happens.
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Wheatley
Your test times show you are going too slowly.
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GLaDOS
This close and you are going to fail me?
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GLaDOS
I have to agree. Orange is penalized 75 science collaboration points.
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GLaDOS
I defy you to tell me there's a purpose to what you're doing.
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GLaDOS
AH! I've just done it again.
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Wheatley
BLUE, please show me where you would like me to place a portal.
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GLaDOS
Blue receives
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GLaDOS
Yes, I know you did that, Blue. Don't look so proud.
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GLaDOS
Go ahead, plug me in.
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GLaDOS
That's right. Drink it in. You could eat off those wall panels.
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GLaDOS
Are you trying to get my attention? I am very busy, you know.
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GLaDOS
Stop failing, you need to find the vault door.
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GLaDOS
No sense of humor.
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GLaDOS
Walk casually toward my position and we'll go shut her down.
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Wheatley
Open the door!
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Wheatley
Now I spy something that starts with an 'a'.
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Wheatley
Orange is penalized
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GLaDOS
I can’t keep quiet about this. I think Orange is actively trying to sabotage your success. Let’s keep this between us.
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GLaDOS
While it may appear that I am only tracking your accomplishments using science collaboration points, the truth is every aspect of your performance will be reflected in your final score.
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GLaDOS
Long bathroom breaks.
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GLaDOS
This place is going to blow up if I don't get back in my body!
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GLaDOS
Blue, you are very good at being an example.
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GLaDOS
You really don't need to keep failing.
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GLaDOS
Not a problem. I'll make an exit.
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Wheatley
We did it! I'm in control of the whole facility now!
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Wheatley
Plug me into that stick on the wall over there. Yeah? And I'll show you something. You'll be impressed by this.
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Wheatley
This is the turret manufacturing wing. Just past this is the neurotoxin production facility. We find a way to take them both offline, and she’ll be helpless. Which is ideal.
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Wheatley
Okay! Don't move!
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Wheatley
To do that, the tests were nothing more than 5 minutes of them walking followed by me praising them for another 10 minutes on how well they walked.
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GLaDOS
No. No. That was the solution. Rrrg! What am I missing?
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Wheatley
Blue is awarded five points!
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GLaDOS
Until now.
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GLaDOS
Awful attendance record.
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GLaDOS
Takes long lunches.
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GLaDOS
GET IN!
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Wheatley
Blue, you go first.
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GLaDOS
There are 5000 other two subject teams in direct competition with you.
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GLaDOS
Arsonist.
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GLaDOS
Conversion gel. It's dripping out of that pipe there.
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GLaDOS
I thought of some good news. He's going to run out of test chambers eventually. I never stockpiled them.
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GLaDOS
Ah. Hmmmm.
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Wheatley
All right. I’m bringing this farce to a close.
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GLaDOS
Excellent work.
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GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center respects your right to have questions or concerns about this policy.
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GLaDOS
You're okay! Great! Come on!
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Wheatley
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