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No can do.
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Defective Turret
But why don't we all just agree to call it the hub?
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GLaDOS
Orange is penalized
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GLaDOS
The best way to build confidence is to first recognize your insecurities.
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GLaDOS
Antagonistic. I don't know about that.
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GLaDOS
You have just passed through an Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill, which erases most Aperture Science equipment that touches it.
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GLaDOS
But it's not too late to avoid all of that by simply not using the gel. There you go, I said it. I gave away my plan. But I couldn't watch you hurt yourself like this.
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Wheatley
Can you see it anywhere? I can't see it anywhere. Uh. Tell you what, plug me in and I'll turn the lights on.
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Wheatley
That did it! Neurotoxin at zero percent! Yes!
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Wheatley
Ooagh!
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Wheatley
I'm--do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to work on the assumption that you're still alive and I'm just going to wait for you up ahead.
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Wheatley
Sorry I missed the beginning of that test. I was just talking with the reassembly machine about your becoming human.
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GLaDOS
I think we're in trouble.
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GLaDOS
I can’t keep quiet about this. I think Orange is actively trying to sabotage your success. Let’s keep this between us.
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GLaDOS
I knew it was gonna be cool being in charge of everything, but... wow, this is cool!
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Wheatley
Before you leave, why don't we do one more test? For old time's sake...
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GLaDOS
So. Was there anything you wanted to apologize to ME for?
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GLaDOS
You did very well.
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GLaDOS
Come to gloat?
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GLaDOS
Okay! No, don't worry! Don't worry! I've got it I've got it I've got it! THIS should slow it down!
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Wheatley
HA! I knew someone was alive in here.
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Wheatley
RUN! Come on! I'm closing the doors!
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Wheatley
Blue, you go first.
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GLaDOS
Turn around. I'll only be a second. If you don't mind.
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Wheatley
Blue what did you do?
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GLaDOS
Was that necessary?
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GLaDOS
We did it! I'm in control of the whole facility now!
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Wheatley
Open the door!
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Wheatley
Oh.
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Wheatley
AH! I've just done it again.
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Wheatley
While it may appear that I am only tracking your accomplishments using science collaboration points, the truth is every aspect of your performance will be reflected in your final score.
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GLaDOS
Undermines others.
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GLaDOS
Good luck!
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Wheatley
I found two little robots back here. Built specifically for testin'!
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Wheatley
All right. I’m bringing this farce to a close.
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GLaDOS
Calibrating Blue's weight...
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GLaDOS
DO press it.
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GLaDOS
Blue, you are very good at being an example.
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GLaDOS
Press it!
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GLaDOS
Okay...
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Wheatley
The good news is... well, none so far, to be honest. I'll get back to you on that.
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GLaDOS
No thanks! We're good! Appreciate it!
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Wheatley
Martyr.
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GLaDOS
You really don't need to keep failing.
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GLaDOS
He's taking us right TO him! This is PERFECT.
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GLaDOS
Stop with the waves.
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GLaDOS
HURRY! THIS WAY!
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Wheatley
But you two have become quite the team. Extremely close.
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GLaDOS
Oh! But I did find something. Reminds me: I've got a big surprise for you two. Seriously. Look forward to it.
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Wheatley
Never on time.
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GLaDOS
Wet blanket.
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GLaDOS
I know how we can BEAT him.
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GLaDOS
Conversion gel. It's dripping out of that pipe there.
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GLaDOS
Yes, do do it!
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Wheatley
For the sake of this test, I will pretend to be your partner.
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GLaDOS
Long bathroom breaks.
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GLaDOS
That's right. Drink it in. You could eat off those wall panels.
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GLaDOS
I know I'm early, but we have to go right NOW!
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Wheatley
Just glass. Transparent. Smooth. Not going to hurt you. Have a look.
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Wheatley
Don't worry, they are of no use to anyone, totally boring and useless.
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GLaDOS
That’s right. You're not humans.
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GLaDOS
We're so close, you can't fail now!
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GLaDOS
Stop failing, you need to find the vault door.
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GLaDOS
Blue, Orange and I were just discussing your behavior on the last few tests.
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GLaDOS
I thought of some good news. He's going to run out of test chambers eventually. I never stockpiled them.
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GLaDOS
BLUE, please show me where you would like me to place a portal.
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GLaDOS
It would compromise the test to divulge individual scores. However, I can tell you at least one of you is doing very, very well.
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GLaDOS
For safety.
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GLaDOS
Go ahead, plug me in.
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GLaDOS
Manipulative.
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GLaDOS
Annnnd off we go!
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Wheatley
Walk casually toward my position and we'll go shut her down.
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Wheatley
times in this test. Not that it matters. It doesn't. So congratulations job well done.
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GLaDOS
Old.
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GLaDOS
Just get it off me...
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GLaDOS
Okay, you didn't have time to stop, I understand, but that WAS actually important.
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GLaDOS
There she is...
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Wheatley
The locking mechanism can tell you aren't humans.
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GLaDOS
Hold on! The neurotoxin levels are going down.
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Wheatley
Right. Well, I’m going to take this rail down the back way.
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Wheatley
For instance, Orange, you just lost two opportunity advisement points.
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GLaDOS
This is the main breaker room.
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Wheatley
Sorry, what's going on over there? You know, I'm actually over here, still thinking really hard!
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Wheatley
This close and you are going to fail me?
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GLaDOS
Aggggh!
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Wheatley
This place is going to blow up if I don't get back in my body!
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GLaDOS
Your test times show you are going too slowly.
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GLaDOS
No sense of humor.
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GLaDOS
To do that, the tests were nothing more than 5 minutes of them walking followed by me praising them for another 10 minutes on how well they walked.
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GLaDOS
Clearly that was blue's fault. Blue is penalized 3 science collaboration points.
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GLaDOS
Until now.
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GLaDOS
Chronically late.
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GLaDOS
I have to agree. Orange is penalized 75 science collaboration points.
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GLaDOS
Still. It's a better plan than exploding. Marginally.
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GLaDOS
This body is amazing, seriously!
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Wheatley
Okay! Don't move!
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Wheatley
I am not sure you will need him but he will be there.
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GLaDOS
Poor self-esteem.
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GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center respects your right to have questions or concerns about this policy.
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GLaDOS
That is not part of the test.
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GLaDOS
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