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369
Who:
GLaDOS
Sorry I missed the beginning of that test. I was just talking with the reassembly machine about your becoming human.
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369
Who:
GLaDOS
Commence standing by in three. Two. One.
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369
Who:
GLaDOS
Get ready for it!
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369
Who:
Defective Turret
You did very well.
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368
Who:
GLaDOS
Blue, being the last one standing is not the goal.
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367
Who:
GLaDOS
You have just passed through an Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill, which erases most Aperture Science equipment that touches it.
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367
Who:
GLaDOS
But it's not too late to avoid all of that by simply not using the gel. There you go, I said it. I gave away my plan. But I couldn't watch you hurt yourself like this.
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367
Who:
Wheatley
All right. I’m bringing this farce to a close.
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366
Who:
GLaDOS
He's found the cooperative testing initiative. It's... em, just something I came up with to phase out human test subjects.
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366
Who:
GLaDOS
That will give you PLENTY of time to chat.
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365
Who:
GLaDOS
You're better than that.
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365
Who:
GLaDOS
I know how we can BEAT him.
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365
Who:
GLaDOS
I think we're in trouble.
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365
Who:
GLaDOS
I knew it was gonna be cool being in charge of everything, but... wow, this is cool!
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365
Who:
Wheatley
Are you going to open this door? Because it's fairly urgent.
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365
Who:
Wheatley
This place is huge.
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365
Who:
Wheatley
No can do.
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365
Who:
Defective Turret
Yeah.
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365
Who:
Defective Turret
But you two have become quite the team. Extremely close.
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364
Who:
GLaDOS
Martyr.
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363
Who:
GLaDOS
Good luck!
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363
Who:
Wheatley
Blue what did you do?
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362
Who:
GLaDOS
You really don't need to keep failing.
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362
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay, almost there. On the other side of that wall is one of the old testing tracks. There's a piece of equipment in there we're gonna need to get out of here. I think this is a docking station. Get ready...
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362
Who:
Wheatley
It would compromise the test to divulge individual scores. However, I can tell you at least one of you is doing very, very well.
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361
Who:
GLaDOS
Before you leave, why don't we do one more test? For old time's sake...
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361
Who:
GLaDOS
While it may appear that I am only tracking your accomplishments using science collaboration points, the truth is every aspect of your performance will be reflected in your final score.
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361
Who:
GLaDOS
For instance, Orange, you just lost two opportunity advisement points.
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361
Who:
GLaDOS
I found two little robots back here. Built specifically for testin'!
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361
Who:
Wheatley
No thanks! We're good! Appreciate it!
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361
Who:
Wheatley
That did it! Neurotoxin at zero percent! Yes!
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361
Who:
Wheatley
Blue, you go first.
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360
Who:
GLaDOS
Moves lips while reading.
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360
Who:
GLaDOS
Can you see it anywhere? I can't see it anywhere. Uh. Tell you what, plug me in and I'll turn the lights on.
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360
Who:
Wheatley
Turn around. I'll only be a second. If you don't mind.
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360
Who:
Wheatley
Ooagh!
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360
Who:
Wheatley
Antagonistic. I don't know about that.
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359
Who:
GLaDOS
RUN! Come on! I'm closing the doors!
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359
Who:
Wheatley
AH! I've just done it again.
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359
Who:
Wheatley
Undermines others.
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357
Who:
GLaDOS
There she is...
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357
Who:
Wheatley
This is the main breaker room.
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357
Who:
Wheatley
HA! I knew someone was alive in here.
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357
Who:
Wheatley
Stop failing, you need to find the vault door.
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356
Who:
GLaDOS
So. Was there anything you wanted to apologize to ME for?
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355
Who:
GLaDOS
Blue, you are very good at being an example.
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355
Who:
GLaDOS
That’s right. You're not humans.
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354
Who:
GLaDOS
Never on time.
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354
Who:
GLaDOS
I thought of some good news. He's going to run out of test chambers eventually. I never stockpiled them.
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354
Who:
GLaDOS
Walk casually toward my position and we'll go shut her down.
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354
Who:
Wheatley
The lock is looking for two humans.
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353
Who:
GLaDOS
That is not part of the test.
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353
Who:
GLaDOS
Manipulative.
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352
Who:
GLaDOS
times in this test. Not that it matters. It doesn't. So congratulations job well done.
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351
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay, you didn't have time to stop, I understand, but that WAS actually important.
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351
Who:
GLaDOS
The good news is... well, none so far, to be honest. I'll get back to you on that.
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351
Who:
GLaDOS
That's right. Drink it in. You could eat off those wall panels.
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351
Who:
GLaDOS
I have to agree. Orange is penalized 75 science collaboration points.
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350
Who:
GLaDOS
DO press it.
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350
Who:
GLaDOS
Yes, do do it!
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350
Who:
Wheatley
Calibrating Blue's weight...
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349
Who:
GLaDOS
We're so close, you can't fail now!
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349
Who:
GLaDOS
Right. Well, I’m going to take this rail down the back way.
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349
Who:
Wheatley
Press it!
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348
Who:
GLaDOS
Stop with the waves.
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348
Who:
GLaDOS
HURRY! THIS WAY!
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348
Who:
Wheatley
To do that, the tests were nothing more than 5 minutes of them walking followed by me praising them for another 10 minutes on how well they walked.
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347
Who:
GLaDOS
Chronically late.
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347
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay...
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347
Who:
Wheatley
For the sake of this test, I will pretend to be your partner.
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346
Who:
GLaDOS
I am not sure you will need him but he will be there.
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346
Who:
GLaDOS
The locking mechanism can tell you aren't humans.
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346
Who:
GLaDOS
Just so you know, I have to go give a deposition. For an upcoming trial. In case that interests you.
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346
Who:
GLaDOS
Annnnd off we go!
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346
Who:
Wheatley
Two. One or two more tremors in there. Just for fun.
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346
Who:
Wheatley
I know I'm early, but we have to go right NOW!
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346
Who:
Wheatley
Just glass. Transparent. Smooth. Not going to hurt you. Have a look.
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346
Who:
Wheatley
Long bathroom breaks.
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345
Who:
GLaDOS
Blue, Orange and I were just discussing your behavior on the last few tests.
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345
Who:
GLaDOS
Hold on! The neurotoxin levels are going down.
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345
Who:
Wheatley
Don't worry, they are of no use to anyone, totally boring and useless.
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344
Who:
GLaDOS
The humans accidentally forgot to put a security DVD in the player.
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344
Who:
GLaDOS
Conversion gel. It's dripping out of that pipe there.
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344
Who:
GLaDOS
He's taking us right TO him! This is PERFECT.
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344
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh! But I did find something. Reminds me: I've got a big surprise for you two. Seriously. Look forward to it.
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344
Who:
Wheatley
Oh. Sorry. Could have... sworn you said something.
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344
Who:
Wheatley
BLUE, please show me where you would like me to place a portal.
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343
Who:
GLaDOS
Your test times show you are going too slowly.
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343
Who:
GLaDOS
Orange, blue isn't a human. The lesson on trust only needs to be taught once. Orange is penalized 1 science collaboration point.
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343
Who:
GLaDOS
For safety.
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343
Who:
GLaDOS
Old.
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343
Who:
GLaDOS
The escape lift. Just there. Come on.
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343
Who:
Wheatley
That's why humans couldn't complete these courses, they treat their friends as enemies.
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342
Who:
GLaDOS
Wet blanket.
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342
Who:
GLaDOS
Go ahead, plug me in.
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342
Who:
GLaDOS
And off we go.
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342
Who:
Wheatley
Arsonist.
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341
Who:
GLaDOS
Was that course too difficult?
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341
Who:
GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center respects your right to have questions or concerns about this policy.
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341
Who:
GLaDOS
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