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Lacks confidence.
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GLaDOS
Steals lunch from staff fridge.
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GLaDOS
Ignores directions.
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GLaDOS
Hostile to new ideas.
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GLaDOS
Seeks out conflicts with co-workers.
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GLaDOS
Unconstructive.
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GLaDOS
Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here.
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GLaDOS
I guess quitting that course together is a sign of teamwork.
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GLaDOS
The photos weren't as popular as we had hoped, so we repurposed the cameras.
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GLaDOS
Blue, it's not nice to make fun of Orange like that.
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GLaDOS
I have to agree. Blue is penalized 75 science collaboration points.
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GLaDOS
With humans, I would have called that a successful test.
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GLaDOS
Blue, that transpired just as you said it would.
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GLaDOS
I think I can break us out of here in the next chamber. Just play along.
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GLaDOS
There should be one in the corner.
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GLaDOS
It appears you're developing human traits. The worst human traits.
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GLaDOS
Orange, I certainly expected more from you.
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GLaDOS
The escape lift. Just there. Come on.
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Wheatley
It is tricky. It is tricky. But just... plug me in, please.
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Wheatley
It's... It's moving up.
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Wheatley
Okay, look, the point is, we're gonna break out of here! Very soon, I promise, I promise!
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Wheatley
There is a box part here. Probably got some electronics in there.
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Wheatley
Spinning thing. Hmmm. Not sure.
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Wheatley
Probably best to ignore it, though. Just leave it be. We don't know where those panels it's cutting are going. Could be somewhere important.
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Wheatley
Not much of a plan, if I'm honest. But I'm afraid it's all we have at his point. Barring a sudden barrage of speech from your direction. Improbable. At best.
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Wheatley
All sealed off years ago, of course.
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Wheatley
It's interesting. You won't regret it. I promise.
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Wheatley
It's alright. No, go on, just have a look about.
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Wheatley
Any ideas? Any ideas? No? No, me neither.
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Wheatley
This looks dangerous. I'll hold the light steady.
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Wheatley
Here it is - the turret factory entrance! We made it.
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Wheatley
You are the first robots to pass calibration.
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GLaDOS
But don't worry, you are in the lead.
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GLaDOS
While I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work.
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GLaDOS
Orange what did you do?
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GLaDOS
Still. That would have been exciting.
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GLaDOS
I just thought you find that interesting, most winners do.
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GLaDOS
It seems rather earlier to require reassembly.
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GLaDOS
Are you doing that just to aggravate me?
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GLaDOS
This is the last test for the standard course. It's just something I whipped up for you. I thought you might enjoy a challenge for once.
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GLaDOS
You will know it when you find it.
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GLaDOS
No one has ever completed this test before. The humans must have reconfigured it from my original plans.
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GLaDOS
Avoids responsibility.
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GLaDOS
That worked just like you said it would, Blue.
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GLaDOS
Blue, why did you do that to Orange?
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GLaDOS
Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests?
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GLaDOS
The way you two just gave up on that test together shows you are really working as a team.
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GLaDOS
Orange, Blue and I were just discussing your behavior on the last few tests.
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GLaDOS
I agree, Orange. That was entertaining.
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GLaDOS
I'll just move that out of the way for you. This place really is a wreck.
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GLaDOS
If you're going to hit each other, at least aim for the head.
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GLaDOS
You've still got to get through the door. Please. Need to get through that door there.
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Wheatley
Go on. Just jam me in over there.
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Wheatley
Pop a portal on that wall behind me there, and I'll meet you on the other side of the room.
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Wheatley
Plug me in, plug me in!
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Wheatley
Oh! What can we do with me then. I know! Plug me into the port, please.
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Wheatley
Oh, that port looks comfy. Why don't you put me on it, please.
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Wheatley
In case you thought to yourself, 'I've missed the window of time to voice my reservations.' Still open.
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Wheatley
We're not safe yet. Quick! Follow the walkway.
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Wheatley
You have to get to the catwalk behind me!
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Wheatley
How you doing down there? You still holding on?
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Wheatley
On the floor. Needing your help. The whole time. All the time. Needing your help.
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Wheatley
Just, ah... pick me up. Take me with you.
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Wheatley
Let's do it again! Pick me up again!
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Wheatley
Quick word about the future plans that I've got in store.
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Wheatley
We have to get you out of there!
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Wheatley
Come on! We have to go!
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Wheatley
HA! The tube's broken! We can ride it straight to her!
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Wheatley
Right. Let's figure out how to stop this turret line...
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Wheatley
Okay, go on, just pull that turret out.
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Wheatley
There's no turret in it... Maybe the system stores a backup image?
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Wheatley
Have you got any ideas?
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Wheatley
Oh, hang on. What if we gave it something ELSE to scan?
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Wheatley
Wait, where are you going? Where are you going?
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Wheatley
Ohhhhh, have you got an idea?
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Wheatley
What do you have there?
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Wheatley
Come on, let's go!
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Wheatley
Hurry! This way!
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Wheatley
We made it we made it we made it we made it...
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Wheatley
I'm pretty sure we're going the right way. Pretty sure.
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Wheatley
Let's try this again. Try to make your way across the machinery.
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Wheatley
Careful... Careful...
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Wheatley
Wait. Careful. Let me light this jump for you
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Wheatley
Okay, this way
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Wheatley
No, no, I'm sure it's this way. I'm definitely sure it's this way.
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Wheatley
While I do need you to be in the room so I can see them, I want to be clear. There is no reason whatsoever for you to look at them.
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GLaDOS
I am not sure how I can make these tests any easier for you.
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GLaDOS
If you can't complete these tests, we will never free the humans!
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GLaDOS
Let me give you a clue, it is the one thing you can't do.
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GLaDOS
Did you think the electrical switch was down there?
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GLaDOS
Please refrain from doing those childish gestures while you are out there.
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GLaDOS
While I should have left both of you trapped there forever, I do need you for something else.
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GLaDOS
Don't either you have drive to be better than the other?
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GLaDOS
Since, I never expected you to make it this far, I have to build this new course just for you.
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GLaDOS
Sometimes testing has to occur outside the confines of the lab.
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GLaDOS
I thought going back to these old tests would satisfy me. But try as you might to fail this next test, I still won't be satisfied.
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GLaDOS
I am going to risk having you go outside the official courses one more time.
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GLaDOS
Orange, how well do you really know Blue? Do you trust Blue?
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GLaDOS
Orange, I agree. I never noticed that about Blue before.
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GLaDOS
If Orange had said those things about me, Orange would never make it to the next reassembly station.
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GLaDOS
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