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Come on come on come on!
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Wheatley
Keep moving! Just keep moving!
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Wheatley
Let's go in!
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Wheatley
She's bringing the whole place down! Hurry!
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272
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Wheatley
Just turn around.
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Wheatley
It worked!
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272
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Wheatley
Alright, now. She can't use her turrets. So let's go and take care of that neurotoxin generator as well.
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272
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Wheatley
Hm. Let's try this way.
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Wheatley
We have to split up here for a moment. Portal up to that passage and I'll see you on the other side.
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Wheatley
You will need him for the final track.
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GLaDOS
Is that camera is hooked into the lock?
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271
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GLaDOS
Oh... can someone reassemble Blue?
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GLaDOS
Are you doing that just to aggravate me?
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GLaDOS
I thought going back to these old tests would satisfy me. But try as you might to fail this next test, I still won't be satisfied.
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GLaDOS
Never shares.
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GLaDOS
I agree, Orange. That was entertaining.
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GLaDOS
You've still got to get through the door. Please. Need to get through that door there.
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271
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Wheatley
Oh! It's going faster, which I was... not expecting.
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271
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Wheatley
You know who ended up, do you know who ended up taking her down in the end? You're not going to believe this. A human.
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Wheatley
Pop a portal on that wall behind me there, and I'll meet you on the other side of the room.
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Wheatley
I've got an idea! Do what it says, plug me in!
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Wheatley
Look down. Where am I? Where am I?
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271
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Wheatley
What's happening on your side, anything?
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271
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Wheatley
No no no, not that way!
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Wheatley
We have to get you out of that room!
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271
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Wheatley
Did you notice I didn't even stay to the end of your last test?
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270
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GLaDOS
It emphasizes teamwork.
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270
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GLaDOS
While I should have left both of you trapped there forever, I do need you for something else.
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270
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GLaDOS
Since, I never expected you to make it this far, I have to build this new course just for you.
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270
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GLaDOS
Lacks confidence.
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270
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GLaDOS
Ignores directions.
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GLaDOS
Has irritating opinions.
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GLaDOS
Histrionic.
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270
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GLaDOS
Lacks charisma.
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270
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GLaDOS
If I made these tests any easier, they wouldn't be tests.
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GLaDOS
Are you scared to save those humans?
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GLaDOS
While teamwork is needed to complete these tests, I am not sure I trust the two of you together.
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GLaDOS
If Orange had said those things about me, Orange would never make it to the next reassembly station.
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GLaDOS
Here, let me get that for you.
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GLaDOS
Right on that stick over there. Just put me right on it.
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Wheatley
Right behind me.
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Wheatley
Go! Go go go!
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270
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Wheatley
How you doing down there? You still holding on?
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Wheatley
Might want to just pick me up.
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Wheatley
So whatever you're doing, keep doing it!
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Wheatley
There's some sort of control room up top. Let's go investigate.
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Wheatley
Right. Let's figure out how to stop this turret line...
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Wheatley
Oh, hang on. What if we gave it something ELSE to scan?
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Wheatley
Come on! Over here! This way!
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Wheatley
Oh, careful now.
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270
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Wheatley
Okay, this way
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Wheatley
Here it is - the turret factory entrance! We made it.
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Wheatley
Orange receives
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GLaDOS
Calibrating Orange's weight...
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GLaDOS
While I do need you to be in the room so I can see them, I want to be clear. There is no reason whatsoever for you to look at them.
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GLaDOS
This course was originally designed to build confidence in humans.
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GLaDOS
For instance, Blue, you just lost two opportunity advisement points.
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GLaDOS
Still. That would have been exciting.
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GLaDOS
If that doesn't motivate you, I'm not sure what will.
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GLaDOS
Did you do that on purpose?
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GLaDOS
It's like you're just machines.
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GLaDOS
Your brains are too small to feel either of those emotions. So I can trust you one hundred percent.
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GLaDOS
Sometimes testing has to occur outside the confines of the lab.
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GLaDOS
Orange, how well do you really know Blue? Do you trust Blue?
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GLaDOS
Blue, do you feel betrayed by orange for telling me those horrible things about you?
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GLaDOS
Is it the lack of mirrors in test chambers that encourages you to do this?
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GLaDOS
It's probably nothing. Keep testing while I look for a way out.
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GLaDOS
It appears you're developing human traits. The worst human traits.
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GLaDOS
Go on. Just jam me in over there.
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Wheatley
It is tricky. It is tricky. But just... plug me in, please.
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Wheatley
Can't... see it anywhere. Tell you what, plug me in and I'll turn the lights on.
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Wheatley
Come on, stop muckin' around! Plug me in!
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Wheatley
In case you thought to yourself, 'I've missed the window of time to voice my reservations.' Still open.
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Wheatley
Come on! Come on!
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Wheatley
Still here on the floor. Waiting to be picked up. Um.
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Wheatley
There's the exit! We're almost out of here!
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Wheatley
What's going on?
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269
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Wheatley
Here, come and have a look out the window. It's good.
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Wheatley
Get to HER! I'll find you!
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Wheatley
Have you got any ideas?
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Wheatley
We made it we made it we made it we made it...
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Wheatley
Let's keep moving. The factory entrance must be around here somewhere.
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Wheatley
Okay, wait, let me light this path for you.
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Wheatley
If you can't complete these tests, we will never free the humans!
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GLaDOS
Avoids responsibility.
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GLaDOS
Unconstructive.
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268
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GLaDOS
Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here.
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GLaDOS
I guess quitting that course together is a sign of teamwork.
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GLaDOS
The way you two just gave up on that test together shows you are really working as a team.
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GLaDOS
Blue, it's not nice to make fun of Orange like that.
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GLaDOS
I trust you. You are my favorite cooperative testing subject.
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GLaDOS
I agree, Blue. That was entertaining.
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268
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GLaDOS
Your eagerness to test pleases me. Your inane gesturing does not.
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268
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GLaDOS
Here's another core! This one should do it!
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GLaDOS
For your test.
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Wheatley
Go on. Just... March on through that hole.
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Wheatley
Your destination's probably not going to come meet us here. Is it? So go on.
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Wheatley
Pop a little portal, just there, alright? Behind me. And come on through.
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268
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Wheatley
Pop a portal. Behind me, on the wall. Come on through.
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Wheatley
Come on through.
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Wheatley
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