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Have you got any ideas?
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Wheatley
You will need him for the final track.
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GLaDOS
I'm sure we'll be fine.
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GLaDOS
I just have to figure out how. To break us out of here.
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Wheatley
There's some sort of control room up top. Let's go investigate.
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Wheatley
HA! The tube's broken! We can ride it straight to her!
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Wheatley
Come on, let's go!
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Wheatley
The turret factory should be this way I think.
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Wheatley
Be careful!
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Wheatley
Blue do what Orange just did.
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GLaDOS
Are you doing that just to aggravate me?
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GLaDOS
Busybody.
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GLaDOS
Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests?
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GLaDOS
This next test involves emancipation grills. Remember? I told you about them in the last test area, that did not have one.
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GLaDOS
There.
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GLaDOS
You've still got to get through the door. Please. Need to get through that door there.
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Wheatley
Coming! Coming! Don't start yet!
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Wheatley
Keep moving! Just keep moving!
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Wheatley
Anyway, look, we're really close to busting out, just hang in there for five more chambers.
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Wheatley
Spinning thing. Hmmm. Not sure.
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Wheatley
Okay, well, alright. Just do your idea and then come straight back.
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Wheatley
Okay, wait, let me light this path for you.
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Wheatley
Orange do what Blue just did.
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GLaDOS
Please ping a white portalable surface.
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GLaDOS
Don't either you have drive to be better than the other?
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GLaDOS
Irritable.
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GLaDOS
Probably.
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GLaDOS
Okay, fine. I'll ask you again in a few decades.
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GLaDOS
So: there's PLENTY of time to recover. Just take it slow.
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Wheatley
Give up? Also the floor. Was the answer that time. Same as before. Still on the floor.
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Wheatley
It emphasizes teamwork.
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GLaDOS
Now, we just need you to release the humans from their imprisonment.
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GLaDOS
The way you two just gave up on that test together shows you are really working as a team.
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GLaDOS
I'm starting to think giving you arms was a big mistake.
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GLaDOS
Almost there...
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Wheatley
Are you OK?
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Wheatley
While I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work.
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GLaDOS
You both need to do something.
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GLaDOS
Only one more test after this.
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GLaDOS
If that doesn't motivate you, I'm not sure what will.
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GLaDOS
Sometimes testing has to occur outside the confines of the lab.
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GLaDOS
Always cold.
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GLaDOS
Unconstructive.
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GLaDOS
If you're going to hit each other, at least aim for the head.
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GLaDOS
Don't mind me. Just moving the test chamber a little closer to me. Had a thought: Maybe proximity to the test solving might give us stronger results.
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Wheatley
Pop a little portal, just there, alright? Behind me. And come on through.
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Wheatley
Go on, just turn right around. So you're not looking at me.
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Wheatley
So whatever you're doing, keep doing it!
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Wheatley
All sealed off years ago, of course.
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Wheatley
Any ideas? Any ideas? No? No, me neither.
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Wheatley
This way! This way!
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Wheatley
While I do need you to be in the room so I can see them, I want to be clear. There is no reason whatsoever for you to look at them.
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GLaDOS
Charmless.
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GLaDOS
Orange, that transpired just as you said it would.
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GLaDOS
Come on, stop muckin' around! Plug me in!
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Wheatley
Get to HER! I'll find you!
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Wheatley
Okay, this way
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Wheatley
Quick, this way!
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Wheatley
Here's another core! This one should do it!
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GLaDOS
Okay, down these stairs.
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Wheatley
What's going on?
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Wheatley
Probably best to ignore it, though. Just leave it be. We don't know where those panels it's cutting are going. Could be somewhere important.
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Wheatley
Lucky for you two, while I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work.
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GLaDOS
Oh... can someone reassemble Orange?
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GLaDOS
Lacks confidence.
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GLaDOS
I think he's getting desperate.
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GLaDOS
Come on through.
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Wheatley
What do you have there?
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Wheatley
Alright, now. She can't use her turrets. So let's go and take care of that neurotoxin generator as well.
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Wheatley
I'm pretty sure we're going the right way. Just to reassure you...
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Wheatley
I am not sure how I can make these tests any easier for you.
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GLaDOS
Did you do that on purpose?
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GLaDOS
I guess quitting that course together is a sign of teamwork.
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GLaDOS
Go on!
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Wheatley
The one you risked your life to get to. So you could escape certain death. No rush.
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Wheatley
Alright, this is taking too long. I'll just tell you how to solve the test.
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Wheatley
Go on. Just... March on through that hole.
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Wheatley
It's... It's moving up.
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Wheatley
Just turn around.
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Wheatley
It worked!
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Wheatley
Follow the feeder tube to the generator room! I'll meet you there.
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Wheatley
Orange, can you write down all the ways you feel unworthy, ashamed, or inferior?
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GLaDOS
Congratulations on completing that last test. But I find something troubling.
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GLaDOS
Let me give you a clue, it is the one thing you can't do.
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GLaDOS
Is that camera is hooked into the lock?
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GLaDOS
Please test your device by portaling to that ledge.
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GLaDOS
It's like you're just machines.
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GLaDOS
Fears intimacy.
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GLaDOS
Antisocial.
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GLaDOS
Orange, I agree. I never noticed that about Blue before.
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GLaDOS
With humans, I would have called that a successful test.
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GLaDOS
You're on your own.
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GLaDOS
Just as mementos, though...
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GLaDOS
One moment.
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GLaDOS
Oh! It's going faster, which I was... not expecting.
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Wheatley
Oh, that port looks comfy. Why don't you put me on it, please.
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Wheatley
Here she comes! Keep testing! Remember: you never saw me!
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Wheatley
Right. Let's figure out how to stop this turret line...
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Wheatley
Okay, go on, just pull that turret out.
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Wheatley
Well, that should do it.
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Wheatley
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