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Ohhhhhh, we just made it! That was close.
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Wheatley
Alright, now. She can't use her turrets. So let's go and take care of that neurotoxin generator as well.
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Wheatley
Oh, careful now.
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Wheatley
Quick, this way!
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Wheatley
We have to get you out of that room!
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Wheatley
Let me give you a clue, it is the one thing you can't do.
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GLaDOS
Lucky for you two, while I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work.
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GLaDOS
Blue do what Orange just did.
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GLaDOS
Oh... can someone reassemble Blue?
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GLaDOS
Lacks confidence.
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GLaDOS
Steals lunch from staff fridge.
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GLaDOS
Has irritating opinions.
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GLaDOS
If I made these tests any easier, they wouldn't be tests.
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GLaDOS
That worked just like you said it would, Blue.
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GLaDOS
I guess quitting that course together is a sign of teamwork.
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GLaDOS
Blue, I wouldn't have trusted Orange in that course either.
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GLaDOS
Blue, it's not nice to make fun of Orange like that.
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GLaDOS
Blue to be clear, I was asking if Orange trusted you.
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GLaDOS
Orange, I agree. I never noticed that about Blue before.
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GLaDOS
If Orange had said those things about me, Orange would never make it to the next reassembly station.
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GLaDOS
As long as I don't listen to what I'm saying, I should be okay.
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GLaDOS
There should be one in the corner.
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GLaDOS
Wait! I know! You get into the lift, okay? Then I'll eject myself out of my new body into the lift just as you pass by me! Brilliant.
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Wheatley
Oh! It's going faster, which I was... not expecting.
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Wheatley
Right behind me.
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Wheatley
Alright, let me explain again. Pop a portal. Behind me. Alright? And come on through.
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Wheatley
In case you thought to yourself, 'I've missed the window of time to voice my reservations.' Still open.
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Wheatley
Probably ought to bring you up to speed on something right now.
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Wheatley
Go on!
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Wheatley
Alright, just a second...
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Wheatley
How you doing down there? You still holding on?
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Wheatley
Still here on the floor. Waiting to be picked up. Um.
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Wheatley
It's... It's moving up.
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Wheatley
Quick word about the future plans that I've got in store.
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Wheatley
There's the exit! We're almost out of here!
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Wheatley
Could you turn around? Is that possible?
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Wheatley
Come on! We have to go!
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Wheatley
You may as well have a little rest, actually, while I work on it.
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Wheatley
Spinning thing. Hmmm. Not sure.
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Wheatley
There's some sort of control room up top. Let's go investigate.
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Wheatley
Are you alright?
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Wheatley
Go on, just walk up to the window and take a look out.
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Wheatley
This should take us right to her. I can't believe I'm finally doing this!
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Wheatley
What's happening on your side, anything?
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Wheatley
There's no turret in it... Maybe the system stores a backup image?
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Wheatley
Oh, hang on. What if we gave it something ELSE to scan?
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Wheatley
Ohhhhh, have you got an idea?
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Wheatley
What do you have there?
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Wheatley
We made it we made it we made it we made it...
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Wheatley
Hey, I can see it! The feeder tube's just in the next room!
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Wheatley
Careful... Careful...
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Wheatley
Okay, this way
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Wheatley
Hm. Let's try this way.
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Wheatley
No no no, not that way!
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Wheatley
Here it is - the turret factory entrance! We made it.
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Wheatley
While I do need you to be in the room so I can see them, I want to be clear. There is no reason whatsoever for you to look at them.
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GLaDOS
For instance, Blue, you just lost two opportunity advisement points.
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GLaDOS
Now, we just need you to release the humans from their imprisonment.
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GLaDOS
We are only two tests away from reaching the humans, are you as excited as I am?
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GLaDOS
Please test your device by portaling to that ledge.
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GLaDOS
Are you doing that just to aggravate me?
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GLaDOS
Did you think the electrical switch was down there?
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GLaDOS
This is the last test for the standard course. It's just something I whipped up for you. I thought you might enjoy a challenge for once.
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GLaDOS
While I should have left both of you trapped there forever, I do need you for something else.
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GLaDOS
Don't either you have drive to be better than the other?
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GLaDOS
It's like you're just machines.
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GLaDOS
You will know it when you find it.
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GLaDOS
No one has ever completed this test before. The humans must have reconfigured it from my original plans.
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GLaDOS
Of course the humans only had one try at it, you can just keep trying.
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GLaDOS
Always sulking.
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GLaDOS
Hostile to new ideas.
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GLaDOS
Unconstructive.
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GLaDOS
Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here.
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GLaDOS
The way you two just gave up on that test together shows you are really working as a team.
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GLaDOS
Blue, do you feel betrayed by orange for telling me those horrible things about you?
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GLaDOS
Orange, that transpired just as you said it would.
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GLaDOS
I agree, Orange. That was entertaining.
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GLaDOS
Your eagerness to test pleases me. Your inane gesturing does not.
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GLaDOS
It's probably nothing. Keep testing while I look for a way out.
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GLaDOS
It shouldn't be hard to stay alive long enough to find him.
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GLaDOS
Here, let me get that for you.
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GLaDOS
Orange, I certainly expected more from you.
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GLaDOS
Just getting a test ready... For you. Obviously. Who else would I be doing it for? No one.
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Wheatley
For your test.
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Wheatley
It's perfect. Except for all the glass hitting us when I smash through the lift, that's a bit of a problem.
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Wheatley
You know what? Just get in the lift. We'll iron out the details as we go.
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Wheatley
You've still got to get through the door. Please. Need to get through that door there.
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Wheatley
Go on. Just jam me in over there.
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Wheatley
Right on that stick over there. Just put me right on it.
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Wheatley
Pop a little portal, just there, alright? Behind me. And come on through.
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Wheatley
Come on through to the other side.
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Wheatley
Come on through.
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Wheatley
Come on come on come on!
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Wheatley
Go! Go go go!
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Wheatley
We're not safe yet. Quick! Follow the walkway.
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Wheatley
You have to get to the catwalk behind me!
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Wheatley
Better yet, don't say anything.
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Wheatley
Let's do it again! Pick me up again!
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Wheatley
Okay, look, the point is, we're gonna break out of here! Very soon, I promise, I promise!
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Wheatley
I just have to figure out how. To break us out of here.
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Wheatley
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