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Blue, do you feel betrayed by orange for telling me those horrible things about you?
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GLaDOS
I agree, Blue. That was entertaining.
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GLaDOS
Is it the lack of mirrors in test chambers that encourages you to do this?
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GLaDOS
I'll interpret that gesture to mean that you want me to become even more vindictive toward you.
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GLaDOS
Just getting a test ready... For you. Obviously. Who else would I be doing it for? No one.
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Wheatley
Wait! I know! You get into the lift, okay? Then I'll eject myself out of my new body into the lift just as you pass by me! Brilliant.
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Wheatley
The one you risked your life to get to. So you could escape certain death. No rush.
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Wheatley
It's the lift just there. The thing that looks like a lift. That's what you're looking for. It is confusing, I know.
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Wheatley
Designed this test myself. It's a little bit difficult.
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Wheatley
I've got an idea! Do what it says, plug me in!
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Wheatley
Oh! What can we do with me then. I know! Plug me into the port, please.
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Wheatley
Let's go in!
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Wheatley
What's going on?
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Wheatley
All sealed off years ago, of course.
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Wheatley
Here, come and have a look out the window. It's good.
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Wheatley
Right. Let's figure out how to stop this turret line...
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Wheatley
Okay, go on, just pull that turret out.
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Wheatley
Oh wait! I've got it I've got it I've got it! No, I haven't got it.
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Wheatley
Any ideas? Any ideas? No? No, me neither.
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Wheatley
Ohhhhh, have you got an idea?
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Wheatley
Come on, let's go!
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Wheatley
Let's try this again. Try to make your way across the machinery.
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Wheatley
We have to split up here for a moment. Portal up to that passage and I'll see you on the other side.
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Wheatley
I think after that display, we should take a break from the official testing courses.
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GLaDOS
While I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work.
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GLaDOS
I just thought you find that interesting, most winners do.
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GLaDOS
I am going to risk having you go outside the official courses one more time.
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GLaDOS
Never shares.
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GLaDOS
Steals lunch from staff fridge.
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GLaDOS
Lacks charisma.
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GLaDOS
If I made these tests any easier, they wouldn't be tests.
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GLaDOS
Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests?
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GLaDOS
Blue, I wouldn't have trusted Orange in that course either.
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GLaDOS
Blue, it's not nice to make fun of Orange like that.
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GLaDOS
Orange, Blue and I were just discussing your behavior on the last few tests.
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GLaDOS
With humans, I would have called that a successful test.
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GLaDOS
I agree, Orange. That was entertaining.
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GLaDOS
I think I can break us out of here in the next chamber. Just play along.
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GLaDOS
Orange, I certainly expected more from you.
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GLaDOS
Go on. Get in.
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Wheatley
Go on.
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Wheatley
It is tricky. It is tricky. But just... plug me in, please.
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Wheatley
You know who ended up, do you know who ended up taking her down in the end? You're not going to believe this. A human.
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Wheatley
Just pop a portal right behind me there, and come on through to the other side.
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Wheatley
Pop a portal. Behind me, on the wall. Come on through.
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Wheatley
Okay, down these stairs.
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Wheatley
Come on, stop muckin' around! Plug me in!
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Wheatley
Come on come on come on!
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Wheatley
Go on!
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Wheatley
Keep moving, keep moving...
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Wheatley
Might want to just pick me up.
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Wheatley
Quick word about the future plans that I've got in store.
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Wheatley
Just turn around.
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Wheatley
There is a box part here. Probably got some electronics in there.
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Wheatley
There's some sort of control room up top. Let's go investigate.
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Wheatley
Go on, just walk up to the window and take a look out.
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Wheatley
Get to HER! I'll find you!
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Wheatley
Progress report: Haven't really made any in-roads!
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Wheatley
Ohhh, it hasn't done it.
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Wheatley
Come on! Over here! This way!
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Wheatley
I'm pretty sure we're going the right way. Just to reassure you...
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Wheatley
Calibrating Orange's weight...
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GLaDOS
Still. That would have been exciting.
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GLaDOS
While I should have left both of you trapped there forever, I do need you for something else.
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GLaDOS
Unconstructive.
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GLaDOS
Histrionic.
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GLaDOS
If Blue had said those things about me, Blue would never make it to the next reassembly station.
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GLaDOS
Blue, that transpired just as you said it would.
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GLaDOS
Your eagerness to test pleases me. Your inane gesturing does not.
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GLaDOS
That's his voice up ahead.
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GLaDOS
For your test.
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Wheatley
It's perfect. Except for all the glass hitting us when I smash through the lift, that's a bit of a problem.
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Wheatley
You know what? Just get in the lift. We'll iron out the details as we go.
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Wheatley
Right on that stick over there. Just put me right on it.
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Wheatley
Alright, let me explain again. Pop a portal. Behind me. Alright? And come on through.
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Wheatley
Come on! Come on!
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Wheatley
We're not safe yet. Quick! Follow the walkway.
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Wheatley
On the floor. Needing your help. The whole time. All the time. Needing your help.
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Wheatley
Let's do it again! Pick me up again!
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Wheatley
Okay, look, the point is, we're gonna break out of here! Very soon, I promise, I promise!
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Wheatley
There's the exit! We're almost out of here!
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Wheatley
She's bringing the whole place down! Hurry!
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Wheatley
Would you mind putting your back towards me? So I can see only your back. And not your face.
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Wheatley
GET IN!
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Wheatley
Are you alright?
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Wheatley
Not much of a plan, if I'm honest. But I'm afraid it's all we have at his point. Barring a sudden barrage of speech from your direction. Improbable. At best.
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Wheatley
This should take us right to her. I can't believe I'm finally doing this!
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Wheatley
Almost there...
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Wheatley
This door's actually pretty complicated.
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Wheatley
There's no turret in it... Maybe the system stores a backup image?
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Wheatley
Have you got any ideas?
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Wheatley
Okay, this way
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Wheatley
Okay, wait, let me light this path for you.
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Wheatley
We have to get you out of that room!
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Wheatley
Here it is - the turret factory entrance! We made it.
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Wheatley
Congratulations on completing that test. But something seems off.
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GLaDOS
To complete this test, you need to find a set of blue prints.
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GLaDOS
I am not sure how I can make these tests any easier for you.
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GLaDOS
If you can't complete these tests, we will never free the humans!
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GLaDOS
We are only two tests away from reaching the humans, are you as excited as I am?
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GLaDOS
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