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I've got an idea! Do what it says, plug me in!
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Keep moving, keep moving...
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Wheatley
Quick word about the future plans that I've got in store.
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Wheatley
Go on, just turn right around. So you're not looking at me.
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Wheatley
Probably best to ignore it, though. Just leave it be. We don't know where those panels it's cutting are going. Could be somewhere important.
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Wheatley
HA! The tube's broken! We can ride it straight to her!
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Wheatley
Here, come and have a look out the window. It's good.
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Wheatley
Okay, go on, just pull that turret out.
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Wheatley
Any ideas? Any ideas? No? No, me neither.
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Wheatley
Come on! Over here! This way!
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Wheatley
Careful... Careful...
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Wheatley
Wait. Careful. Let me light this jump for you
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Wheatley
Can you reach that wall back there?
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Wheatley
Let me give you a clue, it is the one thing you can't do.
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GLaDOS
Orange what did you do?
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GLaDOS
Completing this course was not a reason to behave like that.
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GLaDOS
Please refrain from doing those childish gestures while you are out there.
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GLaDOS
You will know it when you find it.
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GLaDOS
Lacks confidence.
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GLaDOS
Hostile to new ideas.
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GLaDOS
Seeks out conflicts with co-workers.
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GLaDOS
I guess quitting that course together is a sign of teamwork.
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Blue, I wouldn't have trusted Orange in that course either.
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Orange, how well do you really know Blue? Do you trust Blue?
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With humans, I would have called that a successful test.
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I agree, Orange. That was entertaining.
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I agree, Blue. That was entertaining.
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There should be one in the corner.
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GLaDOS
I'll just move that out of the way for you. This place really is a wreck.
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GLaDOS
It's perfect. Except for all the glass hitting us when I smash through the lift, that's a bit of a problem.
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Wheatley
Right on that stick over there. Just put me right on it.
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Wheatley
It is tricky. It is tricky. But just... plug me in, please.
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Wheatley
I know! I know, I wouldn't have believed it either.
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Wheatley
Pop a portal on that wall behind me there, and I'll meet you on the other side of the room.
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Wheatley
Right behind me.
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Just pop a portal right behind me there, and come on through to the other side.
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Pop a little portal, just there, alright? Behind me. And come on through.
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In case you thought to yourself, 'I've missed the window of time to voice my reservations.' Still open.
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Come on! Come on!
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Keep moving! Just keep moving!
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We're not safe yet. Quick! Follow the walkway.
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Alright, just a second...
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Look down. Where am I? Where am I?
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Still here on the floor. Waiting to be picked up. Um.
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Just, ah... pick me up. Take me with you.
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Now, escape pod... escape pod...
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She's bringing the whole place down! Hurry!
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Wheatley
What's going on in there?
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Just turn around.
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Come on! We have to go!
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There is a box part here. Probably got some electronics in there.
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There's some sort of control room up top. Let's go investigate.
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All sealed off years ago, of course.
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Just... have a look through the old window.
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I can't see it though... Maybe it fell off. Do you want to go and have a quick look?
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It's alright. No, go on, just have a look about.
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Almost there...
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Ohhh, it hasn't done it.
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Hurry! This way!
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We made it we made it we made it we made it...
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Hey, I can see it! The feeder tube's just in the next room!
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Follow the feeder tube to the generator room! I'll meet you there.
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Wheatley
Anyway, look, the point is we're gonna break out of here, alright? But we can't do it yet. Look for me fifteen chambers ahead.
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I'm pretty sure we're going the right way. Pretty sure.
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Let's keep moving. The factory entrance must be around here somewhere.
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Hm. Let's try this way.
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Quick, this way!
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Here it is - the turret factory entrance! We made it.
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Wheatley
You are the first robots to pass calibration.
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GLaDOS
To complete this test, you need to find a set of blue prints.
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While I do need you to be in the room so I can see them, I want to be clear. There is no reason whatsoever for you to look at them.
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GLaDOS
I think after that display, we should take a break from the official testing courses.
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GLaDOS
I am not sure how I can make these tests any easier for you.
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If you can't complete these tests, we will never free the humans!
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GLaDOS
For instance, Blue, you just lost two opportunity advisement points.
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GLaDOS
While I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work.
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GLaDOS
Did you think the electrical switch was down there?
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GLaDOS
While I should have left both of you trapped there forever, I do need you for something else.
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GLaDOS
Don't either you have drive to be better than the other?
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GLaDOS
At the start of this course I was worried you were becoming too close but in my attempt to drive you apart I learned something important about trust and betrayal.
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GLaDOS
Sometimes testing has to occur outside the confines of the lab.
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Ignores directions.
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Unconstructive.
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Blue, why did you do that to Orange?
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Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests?
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GLaDOS
Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here.
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GLaDOS
The photos weren't as popular as we had hoped, so we repurposed the cameras.
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Orange, I agree. I never noticed that about Blue before.
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GLaDOS
While teamwork is needed to complete these tests, I am not sure I trust the two of you together.
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GLaDOS
Blue, do you feel betrayed by orange for telling me those horrible things about you?
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GLaDOS
If Orange had said those things about me, Orange would never make it to the next reassembly station.
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Your eagerness to test pleases me. Your inane gesturing does not.
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GLaDOS
I think I can break us out of here in the next chamber. Just play along.
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GLaDOS
It shouldn't be hard to stay alive long enough to find him.
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Orange, I certainly expected more from you.
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GLaDOS
Not done yet. You've still got to get through the door. Need to get through the door there.
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You've still got to get through the door. Please. Need to get through that door there.
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Wheatley
Alright. Still nothing, let's keep moving.
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Wheatley
Alright, this is taking too long. I'll just tell you how to solve the test.
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Wheatley
Yeah, it's alright. Go ahead.
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