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Defective Turret
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Defective Turret
Humans! That's what you look like right now.
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464
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GLaDOS
I'll bet you're both dying to know what your big surprise is. Only TWO more chambers!
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464
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Wheatley
Preparing to love this... don't want to build it up too much... but I think this one's going to be good, I can tell...
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464
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Wheatley
Yeah.
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464
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Defective Turret
BAM! Secret panel! That I opened. While your back was turned.
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463
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Wheatley
Yeah, alright.
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463
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Defective Turret
I’ll just save the safety information about the dangerous experiment you’re about to do for AFTER the experiment.
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462
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GLaDOS
There. Bing! Perfect. On you go.
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462
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Wheatley
Go on. Get a goooood lonnnnng look.
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461
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GLaDOS
Are you alive down there?
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461
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Wheatley
Hey! Oi oi! I'm up here!
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460
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Wheatley
Uhhh, no bullets. Sorry.
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460
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Defective Turret
Hopeless. Just hopeless.
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459
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GLaDOS
Yes, you 'solved' it, but I'm wondering if there are a number of ways to solve them and you're picking all the worst ways.
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459
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Wheatley
I'm afraid the door's locked. Just checked it. No way to hack it as far as I can tell. The mechanism must be on the -oh, now look at that. That's a big laser!
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459
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Wheatley
I created this test to let the humans feel good about themselves. It is extremely easy. Just follow the arrows.
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458
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GLaDOS
Let's look at their files...
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458
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GLaDOS
Try one of those childish gestures.
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457
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GLaDOS
All right. I’m going to bring this farce to a close before someone sustains a serious Tic-Tac-Toe-Two-related injury.
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456
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GLaDOS
You did it!
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456
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GLaDOS
Yay, Orange is back. Testing can continue.
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456
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GLaDOS
If at first you don't succeed, quit and try another course.
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456
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GLaDOS
Don't plug him in.
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456
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GLaDOS
You know what? Go ahead and jump. You've got braces on your legs. No braces on your arms, though. Gonna have to rely on the old human strength to keep a grip on the device and, by extension, me. So do. Do make sure to maintain a grip.
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456
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Wheatley
How's that taste, pal?
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455
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Core 2
Still, if it were, Orange would be winning.
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455
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GLaDOS
Very good. You’ve really come together as a team. Thanks to the one of you who appears to be doing all of the work.
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455
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GLaDOS
Let go of me!
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455
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Wheatley
Ay. Double Pee-Ell-Ee.
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455
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Wheatley
Oh! Thanks.
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454
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GLaDOS
After seeing what he's done to my facility -- after we take over again -- is it alright if I kill him?
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454
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GLaDOS
I’m sorry, Subject Orange.
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453
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GLaDOS
Blue, how well do you really know Orange? Do you trust Orange? What if I told you, you aren't Orange's first cooperative partner?
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453
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GLaDOS
You do know I can't wave back right?
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453
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GLaDOS
Also, once I eject myself out of the core the lift might stop. Then we'd be trapped in a lift full of broken glass suspended fifty feet off the ground.
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453
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Wheatley
Uh oh.
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453
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Wheatley
YEAH! What's happening?
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453
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Defective Turret
Ah, come on!
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452
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Defective Turret
Look at this! No rail to tell us where to go! OH, this is brilliant. We can go where ever we want! Hold on, though, where are we going? Seriously. Hang on, let me just get my bearings. Hm. Just follow the rail, actually.
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451
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Wheatley
It's been a pleasure!
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451
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Defective Turret
Think about this.
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450
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GLaDOS
And they said no one would ever die during this test, thanks for proving them wrong.
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449
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GLaDOS
Best of luck, lady!
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449
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Defective Turret
Violent temper. Oh, I'd like to see that.
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447
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GLaDOS
And it almost killed me.
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447
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GLaDOS
Either way, I get the impression he's trying to kill us.
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447
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GLaDOS
Then we'd come and find you. And rip your gross little stupid sphere body out of MY body, and put me back in.
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447
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GLaDOS
Solve his puzzle for him. When he comes back, I'll hit him with a paradox.
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447
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GLaDOS
You should both be familiar with the game of Tic-Tac-Toe.
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446
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GLaDOS
Yeah, I GOT it, didn't I?
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446
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Defective Turret
As the name implies, there are only two minor differences: One, the board; two, the rules.
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445
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GLaDOS
I can't decide which is my favorite; the crushers for crushing you or the reassembly machine for putting you back together so you can be crushed again.
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445
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GLaDOS
Credit where credit's due: you're both doing a great job of disappointing me.
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445
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GLaDOS
If you can get me in front of him, I'll fry every circuit in that little idiot's head.
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445
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GLaDOS
Finally! I had almost given up hope of ever testing again.
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GLaDOS
Look!
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444
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GLaDOS
Oh, my facility.
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444
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GLaDOS
Wish there was more books! But there's not.
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444
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Wheatley
The...um... sorry.. I wouldn't say smelly. Just attending to the humans.
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444
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Wheatley
Do something only a human would do.
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443
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GLaDOS
Starting now, if I'm honest, to wonder if you're not doing all this screen-breaking on purpose. Beginning to take it personally. You know what I mean? It's like an insult to me.
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443
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Wheatley
No. Wait, did I do B? Do you have a pen? Start writing these down.
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443
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Wheatley
I spy with my little eye, something that starts with 'f'.
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443
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Wheatley
Passive-aggressive.
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442
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GLaDOS
But now, looking around, seeing Aperture restored to its former glory? You don't have to worry about leaving EVER again. I mean that.
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442
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GLaDOS
The dual portal device should be around here somewhere. Once you find it, we can start testing. Just like old times.
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442
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GLaDOS
If you ARE there, would you mind... giving me a little bit of help? [nervous laugh] Just picking me up.
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Wheatley
Well played.
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441
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Defective Turret
Heh heh heh heh...
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441
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Defective Turret
Tell ya what, why don't you put me down and I'll make a distraction.
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440
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Core 2
Blabbermouth.
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440
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GLaDOS
Why should I be kept informed about the life functions of the ten thousand bloody test subjects I'm supposed to be in charge of?
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440
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Wheatley
You're doing great!
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439
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Core 2
Emotional problems.
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439
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GLaDOS
This is one of MY tests!
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439
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GLaDOS
I know we're in a lot of trouble and probably about to die.
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439
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GLaDOS
You know what makes me laugh? The thought of you cutting that out.
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439
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GLaDOS
All those pieces of the ceiling that keep falling out? Probably actually pieces of the ceiling, I'll bet. That looked real. But it doesn't signify anything, is my point.
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Wheatley
Look down. Who's that, down there, talking? It's me! Down on the floor. Needing you to pick me up.
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439
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Wheatley
Maybe I shouldn't send you outside of the official testing courses, you are picking up some bad human traits.
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438
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GLaDOS
Hold on, I'll stop the elevator. Anything? Take your time...
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438
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GLaDOS
Brilliant you made it through! Well done! Follow me, we've still got work to do. At least she can't touch us back here.
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438
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Wheatley
I’m sorry, Subject Blue.
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435
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GLaDOS
If groups of hunter-gatherers appear to have made this - or any - test chamber their home, DO NOT AGITATE THEM. Test through them.
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435
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GLaDOS
So sometimes there's still trash in them. Standing around. Smelling, and being useless.
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435
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GLaDOS
And again, not playing along. You're ruining what are some really good speeches, actually.
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435
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Wheatley
This is AMAZING! We can walk wherever we want! Look, just... go left! No, go right, go right! Don't even care, don't even care, just go where ever you want, couldn't care less.
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435
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Wheatley
You can't die in any of those ways.
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434
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GLaDOS
To get to the Vault, you are going to need to use all the tricks you have learned. To help, I have made these tests extremely difficult.
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434
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GLaDOS
Plug me into that stick on the wall over there. I'll show you something.
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434
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Wheatley
Orange now has a Portal Device. Finally.
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433
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GLaDOS
Blue, you are the most advanced model of robot Aperture Science has ever discontinued.
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433
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GLaDOS
A somersault is just falling over in style. Congratulations on being clumsy.
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433
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GLaDOS
Hold on. Couldn't we just use that conversion gel?
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GLaDOS
Uh oh.
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431
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GLaDOS
Yes? Something you need?
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431
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GLaDOS
These tests are potentially lethal when communication, teamwork and mutual respect are not employed at all times. Naturally this will pose an interesting challenge for one of you, given the other’s performance so far.
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GLaDOS
They'll probably throw you a party.
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GLaDOS
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