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Well, I did my best.
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Defective Turret
Congratulations. I am sure if I had the time to repair these tests, you would have never completed them. So again, congratulations on completing the broken easy tests.
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450
Who:
GLaDOS
Let go of me!
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450
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Wheatley
Ay. Double Pee-Ell-Ee.
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450
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Wheatley
Heh heh heh heh...
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450
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Defective Turret
Very good. You’ve really come together as a team. Thanks to the one of you who appears to be doing all of the work.
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449
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GLaDOS
Nothing. He's good. This one. He is good. I'm gonna need to break out the expert level hacking maneuvers now. You asked for it Mate.
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449
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Wheatley
I'll bet you're both dying to know what your big surprise is. Only TWO more chambers!
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448
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Wheatley
If at first you don't succeed, quit and try another course.
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447
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GLaDOS
Blue, how well do you really know Orange? Do you trust Orange? What if I told you, you aren't Orange's first cooperative partner?
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447
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GLaDOS
Ah, come on!
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447
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Defective Turret
And they said no one would ever die during this test, thanks for proving them wrong.
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446
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GLaDOS
After seeing what he's done to my facility -- after we take over again -- is it alright if I kill him?
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446
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GLaDOS
I'm afraid the door's locked. Just checked it. No way to hack it as far as I can tell. The mechanism must be on the -oh, now look at that. That's a big laser!
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446
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Wheatley
All right. I’m going to bring this farce to a close before someone sustains a serious Tic-Tac-Toe-Two-related injury.
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445
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GLaDOS
I’m sorry, Subject Orange.
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445
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GLaDOS
Look at this! No rail to tell us where to go! OH, this is brilliant. We can go where ever we want! Hold on, though, where are we going? Seriously. Hang on, let me just get my bearings. Hm. Just follow the rail, actually.
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445
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Wheatley
Are you alive down there?
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445
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Wheatley
Good. You have a dual portal device. There should be a way back to the testing area up ahead.
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444
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GLaDOS
Yeah.
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444
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Defective Turret
Yay, Orange is back. Testing can continue.
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443
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GLaDOS
Best of luck, lady!
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443
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Defective Turret
ORANGE, please observe your partner's favorite animal.
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441
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GLaDOS
Try one of those childish gestures.
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441
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GLaDOS
You do know I can't wave back right?
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441
Who:
GLaDOS
The...um... sorry.. I wouldn't say smelly. Just attending to the humans.
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441
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Wheatley
Let's look at their files...
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440
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GLaDOS
Preparing to love this... don't want to build it up too much... but I think this one's going to be good, I can tell...
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440
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Wheatley
Hey! Oi oi! I'm up here!
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440
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Wheatley
Think about this.
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439
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GLaDOS
You did it!
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439
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GLaDOS
Yeah, alright.
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439
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Defective Turret
Heh heh heh heh...
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439
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Defective Turret
How's that taste, pal?
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437
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Core 2
I created this test to let the humans feel good about themselves. It is extremely easy. Just follow the arrows.
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437
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GLaDOS
I'm going to be honest with you now. Not fake honest like before, but real honest, like you're incapable of. I know you're up to something.
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437
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GLaDOS
It's been a pleasure!
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437
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Defective Turret
I’ll just save the safety information about the dangerous experiment you’re about to do for AFTER the experiment.
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436
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GLaDOS
Wish there was more books! But there's not.
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436
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Wheatley
Then we'd come and find you. And rip your gross little stupid sphere body out of MY body, and put me back in.
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435
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GLaDOS
Uh oh.
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435
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Wheatley
You're doing great!
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434
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Core 2
Hopeless. Just hopeless.
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434
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GLaDOS
Yes, you 'solved' it, but I'm wondering if there are a number of ways to solve them and you're picking all the worst ways.
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434
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Wheatley
You know what? Go ahead and jump. You've got braces on your legs. No braces on your arms, though. Gonna have to rely on the old human strength to keep a grip on the device and, by extension, me. So do. Do make sure to maintain a grip.
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433
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Wheatley
YEAH! What's happening?
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Defective Turret
Go on. Get a goooood lonnnnng look.
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432
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GLaDOS
Solve his puzzle for him. When he comes back, I'll hit him with a paradox.
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432
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GLaDOS
I know we're in a lot of trouble and probably about to die.
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432
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GLaDOS
All those pieces of the ceiling that keep falling out? Probably actually pieces of the ceiling, I'll bet. That looked real. But it doesn't signify anything, is my point.
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Wheatley
Plug me into that stick on the wall over there. I'll show you something.
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432
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Wheatley
I spy with my little eye, something that starts with 'f'.
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432
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Wheatley
Either way, I get the impression he's trying to kill us.
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431
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GLaDOS
Tell ya what, why don't you put me down and I'll make a distraction.
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430
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Core 2
You should both be familiar with the game of Tic-Tac-Toe.
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430
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GLaDOS
To get to the Vault, you are going to need to use all the tricks you have learned. To help, I have made these tests extremely difficult.
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430
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GLaDOS
And it almost killed me.
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430
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GLaDOS
If you can get me in front of him, I'll fry every circuit in that little idiot's head.
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430
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GLaDOS
Oh, my facility.
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430
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GLaDOS
Hold on, I'll stop the elevator. Anything? Take your time...
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430
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GLaDOS
Yeah, I GOT it, didn't I?
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430
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Defective Turret
Also, once I eject myself out of the core the lift might stop. Then we'd be trapped in a lift full of broken glass suspended fifty feet off the ground.
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429
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Wheatley
Look down. Who's that, down there, talking? It's me! Down on the floor. Needing you to pick me up.
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429
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Wheatley
Finally! I had almost given up hope of ever testing again.
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428
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GLaDOS
Look!
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428
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GLaDOS
Oh! Thanks.
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428
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GLaDOS
A somersault is just falling over in style. Congratulations on being clumsy.
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428
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GLaDOS
Well played.
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428
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Defective Turret
As the name implies, there are only two minor differences: One, the board; two, the rules.
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427
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GLaDOS
You can't die in any of those ways.
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427
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GLaDOS
Starting now, if I'm honest, to wonder if you're not doing all this screen-breaking on purpose. Beginning to take it personally. You know what I mean? It's like an insult to me.
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427
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Wheatley
Do something only a human would do.
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426
Who:
GLaDOS
Violent temper. Oh, I'd like to see that.
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426
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GLaDOS
Passive-aggressive.
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426
Who:
GLaDOS
But now, looking around, seeing Aperture restored to its former glory? You don't have to worry about leaving EVER again. I mean that.
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426
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GLaDOS
Why should I be kept informed about the life functions of the ten thousand bloody test subjects I'm supposed to be in charge of?
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425
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Wheatley
I can't decide which is my favorite; the crushers for crushing you or the reassembly machine for putting you back together so you can be crushed again.
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424
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GLaDOS
I’m sorry, Subject Blue.
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423
Who:
GLaDOS
Perfectionist. What's wrong with that?
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423
Who:
GLaDOS
Uh oh.
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423
Who:
GLaDOS
You know what makes me laugh? The thought of you cutting that out.
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423
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GLaDOS
And again, not playing along. You're ruining what are some really good speeches, actually.
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423
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Wheatley
You know, I'd tell you if I were dead. Courtesy. Mark of a civil society. So, just let me know.
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423
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Wheatley
No. Wait, did I do B? Do you have a pen? Start writing these down.
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423
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Wheatley
These tests are potentially lethal when communication, teamwork and mutual respect are not employed at all times. Naturally this will pose an interesting challenge for one of you, given the other’s performance so far.
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421
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GLaDOS
Oh.
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421
Who:
GLaDOS
Hold on. Couldn't we just use that conversion gel?
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421
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GLaDOS
I'll give you a hint. Button. That's all I'm gonna say. One word. Button.
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421
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Wheatley
After you told me to turn the beam off, I thought I'd lost you. Went poking around for other test subjects. No luck there. Everyone's still all dead.
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421
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Wheatley
Are you just saying that, or is it really going to hurt? You're just saying that aren't you? No, you're not. It is going to hurt, isn't it?
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421
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Wheatley
See that scanner out there? It's deciding which turrets to keep and which to toss. And it's using that MASTER turret as a template! If we pull out the template turret, it'll shut down the whole production line.
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420
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Wheatley
Excellent. The Enrichment Center reminds you that bold, persistent experimentation is the hallmark of good science.
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419
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GLaDOS
All right, you know what, it's gonna be best if you can get him to say something first. It's just better if I have a set-up.
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418
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Core 2
Yeah! How'd you like that?
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418
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Core 2
Orange now has a Portal Device. Finally.
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418
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GLaDOS
Maybe I shouldn't send you outside of the official testing courses, you are picking up some bad human traits.
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418
Who:
GLaDOS
Blue, you are the most advanced model of robot Aperture Science has ever discontinued.
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418
Who:
GLaDOS
Credit where credit's due: you're both doing a great job of disappointing me.
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418
Who:
GLaDOS
If groups of hunter-gatherers appear to have made this - or any - test chamber their home, DO NOT AGITATE THEM. Test through them.
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418
Who:
GLaDOS
Yes? Something you need?
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418
Who:
GLaDOS
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