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Hey! Hey! Up here!
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Wheatley
All cooperative testing courses begin at this central hub.
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GLaDOS
You already did this one. It'll be easy.
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GLaDOS
Orange, blue isn't a human. The lesson on trust only needs to be taught once. Orange is penalized 1 science collaboration point.
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GLaDOS
What about that camera?
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GLaDOS
This close and that's what you do?
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GLaDOS
I am sure it happened by accident, but why don't you put it back in the player?
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GLaDOS
Try it now.
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GLaDOS
Huh. That was easy.
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Wheatley
Oh! Right, the escape lift! I'll call it now.
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Wheatley
Two. One or two more tremors in there. Just for fun.
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Wheatley
No. Makes it go faster.
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Wheatley
Don't want to hassle you. Sure you're busy. But--still here on the floor. Waiting to be picked up.
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Wheatley
I can't hold on! Come on!
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Wheatley
Ok... Here we go...
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Wheatley
Agh!
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Wheatley
Dull expression.
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GLaDOS
Do you give up? It was the floor. Lying down on the floor. Is where I am. Needing you to pick me up.
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Wheatley
Enh!
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Wheatley
Ungh!
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Wheatley
That's why humans couldn't complete these courses, they treat their friends as enemies.
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GLaDOS
I know you like to think the reassembly machine is at your beck and call, but he has a life you know. He's not your slave.
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GLaDOS
Moves lips while reading.
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GLaDOS
Facial grimacing.
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GLaDOS
Anyway, we're really close to busting out. Just hang in there for - OW!
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Wheatley
I'll meet you on the other side!
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Wheatley
You know, in some human sports, the winner is the one who scores the fewest possible points?
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GLaDOS
Yes Orange, we are alone. Blue can't hear you.
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GLaDOS
So, once again, just... move along. One small step and everything.
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Wheatley
It's still going down! Keep it up!
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Wheatley
On second thought we don't have the time, just look at how much better you are than blue.
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GLaDOS
Excellent.
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GLaDOS
It's happening sooner than I expected.
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GLaDOS
There we go. I wanted to talk to you for a moment, if I may.
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Wheatley
Well, on with the test.
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Wheatley
Yeah... Made this test myself. Out of some smaller tests. That I found. Lying around.
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Wheatley
Hurry!
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Wheatley
Here she comes! Just play along! RememberFifteenChambers!
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Wheatley
Maybe you ARE getting human emotions.
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GLaDOS
Unlike us, humans need to be taught teamwork.
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GLaDOS
Always cold.
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GLaDOS
Irritable.
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GLaDOS
Frequent bouts of uncontrollable rage.
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GLaDOS
Okay! Keep your eye on the turret line, I'm gonna go and hack the door open.
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Wheatley
Moody.
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GLaDOS
Seeks out conflicts with co-workers.
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GLaDOS
Orange, it's not nice to make fun of Blue like that.
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GLaDOS
Probably.
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GLaDOS
If I stop watching, I'm sure you'll get bored of this.
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GLaDOS
Impossible as it is to imagine, there actually is a solution. Devilishly hidden.
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Wheatley
Oh, and don't bother trying to portal out of here, because it's impossible, okay? I thought of everything.
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Wheatley
Whoa! Hey! Don't fall!
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Wheatley
The other? Well...
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GLaDOS
Try something.
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GLaDOS
Really, not even humans do that anymore.
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GLaDOS
Carry on.
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Wheatley
Okay, quick recap: We are escaping! That's what's happening now: we're escaping. So you're doing great. Just keep running!
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Wheatley
HA! The tube's broken! We can ride it straight to her!
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Wheatley
I don't think I want to go through that again.
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GLaDOS
Orange do what Blue just did.
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GLaDOS
Please refrain from doing those childish gestures while you are out there.
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GLaDOS
Lacks empathy.
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GLaDOS
Was that course too difficult?
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GLaDOS
Slapping hands. That accomplishes something.
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GLaDOS
Just--do the test! Just do the test.
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Wheatley
Don't listen to her, do it.
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Wheatley
Ohhhh, we're so close, plug me in!
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Wheatley
I'm starting to think you don't want to rescue the humans.
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GLaDOS
I think he's getting desperate.
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GLaDOS
Go on.
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Wheatley
Okay, I've just gotta concentrate!
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Wheatley
Oh. You MIGHT want to hang onto to something. Word of advice, up to you.
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Wheatley
Ah! Brilliant. You made it through, well done.
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Wheatley
Orange is awarded five points!
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GLaDOS
We are now going to take a break from the collaboration for an instructional competition.
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GLaDOS
In case you were wondering, you do not need to be crushed to solve this test.
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GLaDOS
But don't worry, you are in the lead.
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GLaDOS
The humans accidentally forgot to put a security DVD in the player.
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GLaDOS
Stubborn.
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GLaDOS
I can only imagine.
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GLaDOS
Anyway, look, we're really close to busting out, just hang in there for five more chambers.
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Wheatley
Since you are thankfully not humans, I have changed the tests to make them far more challenging and far less pointlessly fawning.
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GLaDOS
If you can't complete this course, those humans will die. Do you want that in your memory banks?
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GLaDOS
If you are wondering what that smell is, that is the smell of human fear.
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GLaDOS
Completing this course was not a reason to behave like that.
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GLaDOS
Congratulations, you completed the standard section of this course. Before we can go any further, I will need you to complete one more test outside of the standard testing track.
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GLaDOS
Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here in the hub?
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GLaDOS
Are you scared to save those humans?
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GLaDOS
I have noticed you two have become extremely close. I'm not sure I like that.
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GLaDOS
Yes Orange, Blue did act like a fool just now.
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GLaDOS
All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you.
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GLaDOS
See that?
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Wheatley
Anyway, just give me a wave before you solve this one, alright? Don't want to spoil the ending for when I watch it later.
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Wheatley
Be honest. You can't even tell, can you? Seamless.
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Wheatley
Hey hey! You made it!
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Wheatley
Well, that should do it.
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Wheatley
Congratulations on completing the test. You two really are the best cooperative testing team I could ever ask for.
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GLaDOS
Orange what did you do?
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GLaDOS
Oh... can someone reassemble Orange?
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GLaDOS
Just as mementos, though...
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