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Frequent mood swings.
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GLaDOS
Nothing. Nothing.
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GLaDOS
Anddddd...THERE we go.
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Wheatley
This is the turret manufacturing wing. Just past this is the neurotoxin production facility. We find a way to take them both offline, and she’ll be helpless. Which is ideal.
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Wheatley
If your confidence is still not high enough remember no one was created perfect.
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GLaDOS
But don't worry, you are in the lead.
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GLaDOS
This close and you are going to fail me?
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GLaDOS
No one has ever completed this test before. The humans must have reconfigured it from my original plans.
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GLaDOS
Moody.
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GLaDOS
Dull expression.
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GLaDOS
Poor self-esteem.
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GLaDOS
Still. It's a better plan than exploding. Marginally.
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GLaDOS
Be honest. You can't even tell, can you? Seamless.
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Wheatley
Alright, going on three just gives you too much time to think about it. Let's, uh, go on one this time. Okay, ready?
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Wheatley
Alright, let me explain again. Pop a portal. Behind me. Alright? And come on through.
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Wheatley
It's alright. No, go on, just have a look about.
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336
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Wheatley
Blue is awarded five points!
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335
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GLaDOS
This close and you are going to fail me?
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335
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GLaDOS
Moody.
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335
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GLaDOS
If Blue had said those things about me, Blue would never make it to the next reassembly station.
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335
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GLaDOS
Okay, great! Here comes another core!
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GLaDOS
I defy you to tell me there's a purpose to what you're doing.
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GLaDOS
Go on.
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Wheatley
Okay. Listen. I can't do it with you watching. I know it seems pathetic, given what we've been through. But just turn around. Please?
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Wheatley
Come on through.
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335
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Wheatley
Go on, just walk up to the window and take a look out.
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335
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Wheatley
To facilitate collaboration, both of you have been equipped with a ping tool.
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334
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GLaDOS
Your ping tool is invaluable for communicating specific locations to your partner.
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GLaDOS
This close and that's what you do?
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334
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GLaDOS
Seeks out conflicts with co-workers.
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334
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GLaDOS
In order to escape, we're going to have to go through HER chamber.
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Wheatley
Hold on -
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Wheatley
An extra special bonus course that ends with us finding and freeing humans!
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GLaDOS
Luckily, by the looks of things he knows as much about test building as he does about logical contradictions.
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GLaDOS
You know what? Just get in the lift. We'll iron out the details as we go.
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Wheatley
Okay, quick recap: We are escaping! That's what's happening now: we're escaping. So you're doing great. Just keep running!
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Wheatley
Whoa!
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333
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Wheatley
Today, you will be testing with a partner.
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GLaDOS
Frequent bouts of uncontrollable rage.
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332
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GLaDOS
Orange, it's not nice to make fun of Blue like that.
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332
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GLaDOS
Grab it and attach it to him!
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332
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GLaDOS
Alright. Still nothing, let's keep moving.
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Wheatley
Okay, down those stairs, please?
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Wheatley
Just---if you just--okay, just stand by the podium and just look up.
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Wheatley
Tell you what, here's a plan. Let's just both... continue contemplating... in absolute silence...
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Wheatley
Maybe you ARE getting human emotions.
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GLaDOS
Remember when I told you that you were the only subjects to pass the calibration tests?
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GLaDOS
I am sure it happened by accident, but why don't you put it back in the player?
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331
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GLaDOS
Takes long lunches.
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GLaDOS
Chews with mouth open.
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GLaDOS
Impossible as it is to imagine, there actually is a solution. Devilishly hidden.
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Wheatley
Go on. Get in.
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Wheatley
Probably ought to bring you up to speed on something right now.
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Wheatley
What's happening? Um. Hmm... Ok.
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Wheatley
Of course the humans only had one try at it, you can just keep trying.
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GLaDOS
Orange, do you feel betrayed by Blue for telling me those horrible things about you?
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GLaDOS
Pop a portal on that wall behind me there, and I'll meet you on the other side of the room.
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Wheatley
Try something.
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GLaDOS
It's alright! Everything's good. I just invented some more tests!
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Wheatley
There we go. Lights on.
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Wheatley
Wait, where are you going? Where are you going?
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Wheatley
Blue receives
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GLaDOS
You are the first robots to pass calibration.
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GLaDOS
Still. That would have been exciting.
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GLaDOS
Narcissist.
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328
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GLaDOS
Blue, that transpired just as you said it would.
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328
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GLaDOS
Sollllve it...
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Wheatley
Oh really. That's what the two of you think, is it?
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Wheatley
Yeah... Made this test myself. Out of some smaller tests. That I found. Lying around.
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Wheatley
Alright, off you go!
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Wheatley
Apparently this human escaped and nobody's seen him since.
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328
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Wheatley
Oh. You MIGHT want to hang onto to something. Word of advice, up to you.
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328
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Wheatley
And we're only seeing the top layer. It goes down for miles.
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Wheatley
This looks dangerous. I'll hold the light steady.
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Wheatley
Blue, is there something you would like to say?
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GLaDOS
You don't need to do that.
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GLaDOS
You may want to try and avoid those turrets.
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GLaDOS
Participates unconstructively. Obviously a time-waster.
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GLaDOS
If I stop watching, I'm sure you'll get bored of this.
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327
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GLaDOS
Wait! I know! You get into the lift, okay? Then I'll eject myself out of my new body into the lift just as you pass by me! Brilliant.
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Wheatley
Ah. Hmmmm.
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327
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Wheatley
Try to make your way back out here!
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327
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Wheatley
Agh!
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327
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Wheatley
That's it, no, that's it! Yeah.
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327
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Wheatley
Excellent. You’re both doing very well.
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GLaDOS
I think they wanted to punish them by not allowing me to include them in testing.
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GLaDOS
Underestimates scope of work. They all do.
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GLaDOS
I think I can break us out of here in the next chamber. Just play along.
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GLaDOS
Hold on...
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GLaDOS
Oh! Right, the escape lift! I'll call it now.
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Wheatley
Don't want to hassle you. Sure you're busy. But--still here on the floor. Waiting to be picked up.
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Wheatley
Agh!
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Wheatley
Excellent.
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GLaDOS
In case you were wondering, you do not need to be crushed to solve this test.
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GLaDOS
This test is so outside the box, I can't-- I mean WON'T even tell you what you are looking for.
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GLaDOS
Stubborn.
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GLaDOS
And here I thought this room was dangerously unlethal.
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325
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GLaDOS
Ungh!
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325
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Wheatley
Careful... Careful...
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325
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Wheatley
Ignores directions.
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324
Who:
GLaDOS
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