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Blue, orange isn't a human. The lesson on trust only needs to be taught once. Blue is penalized 1 science collaboration point.
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GLaDOS
I know you like to think the reassembly machine is at your beck and call, but he has a life you know. He's not your slave.
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GLaDOS
Moves lips while reading.
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GLaDOS
Frequent bouts of uncontrollable rage.
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GLaDOS
Probably.
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GLaDOS
Oh, and don't bother trying to portal out of here, because it's impossible, okay? I thought of everything.
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Wheatley
There she is...
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Wheatley
Whoa! Hey! Don't fall!
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Wheatley
Remember when I told you that you were the only subjects to pass the calibration tests?
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GLaDOS
There.
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GLaDOS
Ok... Here we go...
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Wheatley
Okay! Keep your eye on the turret line, I'm gonna go and hack the door open.
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Wheatley
Moody.
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GLaDOS
I can only imagine.
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GLaDOS
I think he's getting desperate.
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GLaDOS
Slapping hands. That accomplishes something.
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GLaDOS
Really, not even humans do that anymore.
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GLaDOS
Pick me up, don't forget to pick me up!
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Wheatley
Okay, quick recap: We are escaping! That's what's happening now: we're escaping. So you're doing great. Just keep running!
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Wheatley
Enh!
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Wheatley
Well, that should do it.
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Wheatley
Here she comes! Just play along! RememberFifteenChambers!
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Wheatley
Excellent.
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GLaDOS
Congratulations, you completed the standard section of this course. Before we can go any further, I will need you to complete one more test outside of the standard testing track.
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GLaDOS
Lacks empathy.
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GLaDOS
Stubborn.
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GLaDOS
Irritable.
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GLaDOS
This next test involves emancipation grills. Remember? I told you about them in the last test area, that did not have one.
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GLaDOS
If I stop watching, I'm sure you'll get bored of this.
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GLaDOS
Go on.
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Wheatley
Well, on with the test.
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Wheatley
Don't want to hassle you. Sure you're busy. But--still here on the floor. Waiting to be picked up.
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Wheatley
That did it! Neurotoxin at zero percent! Yes!
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Wheatley
I would say extremely deadly but we all know, for you and your amazing ability to be reassembled nothing is deadly.
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GLaDOS
The lock is looking for two humans.
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GLaDOS
I can only place a portal on a white portalable surface.
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GLaDOS
Can't read.
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GLaDOS
One moment.
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GLaDOS
Go on!
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Wheatley
So: there's PLENTY of time to recover. Just take it slow.
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Wheatley
Again, though, for the moment: RUN!
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Wheatley
Turn around. I'll only be a second. If you don't mind.
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Wheatley
Hey! Hey! Up here!
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Wheatley
I don't think I want to go through that again.
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GLaDOS
That's why humans couldn't complete these courses, they treat their friends as enemies.
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GLaDOS
Dull expression.
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GLaDOS
Ohhhh, we're so close, plug me in!
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Wheatley
Ungh!
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Wheatley
Ah! Brilliant. You made it through, well done.
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Wheatley
Are you still thinking, or... what's happening?
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Wheatley
Okay, well, alright. Just do your idea and then come straight back.
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Wheatley
What about that camera?
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GLaDOS
You don't need to do that.
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GLaDOS
Busybody.
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GLaDOS
See that?
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Wheatley
Be careful!
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Wheatley
Orange do what Blue just did.
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GLaDOS
Luckily, by the looks of things he knows as much about test building as he does about logical contradictions.
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GLaDOS
I hardly think you're even trying with these gestures anymore.
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GLaDOS
Two. One or two more tremors in there. Just for fun.
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Wheatley
Still held! Still bein' held. That's a great job. You've applied the grip. We're all fine. That's tremendous.
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Wheatley
I'll meet you on the other side!
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Wheatley
Unlike us, humans need to be taught teamwork.
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GLaDOS
Yes Orange, Blue did act like a fool just now.
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GLaDOS
You're on your own.
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GLaDOS
Carry on.
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Wheatley
Alright, going on three just gives you too much time to think about it. Let's, uh, go on one this time. Okay, ready?
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Wheatley
Hold on. Run back the other way! I'll turn the bridges back on!
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Wheatley
Oh. You MIGHT want to hang onto to something. Word of advice, up to you.
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Wheatley
So whatever you're doing, keep doing it!
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Wheatley
Right. Hmm. I'm gonna have to hack the door so we can get at it.
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Wheatley
What are you...
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Wheatley
Orange, blue isn't a human. The lesson on trust only needs to be taught once. Orange is penalized 1 science collaboration point.
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GLaDOS
Congratulations on completing the test. You two really are the best cooperative testing team I could ever ask for.
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GLaDOS
You are making this harder than it needs to be.
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GLaDOS
Charmless.
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GLaDOS
It won't.
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GLaDOS
Alright, get moving.
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Wheatley
Hold on! The neurotoxin levels are going down.
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Wheatley
Go on. Walk up to the window. Take a look out.
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Wheatley
There you are! I was starting to get worried.
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Wheatley
On second thought we don't have the time, just look at how much better you are than blue.
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GLaDOS
You know, in some human sports, the winner is the one who scores the fewest possible points?
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GLaDOS
Did you do that on purpose?
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GLaDOS
Feeds off the misery of others.
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GLaDOS
Never flushes.
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GLaDOS
Was that course too difficult?
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GLaDOS
Correct Blue, Orange can't hear you.
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GLaDOS
Go on!
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Wheatley
Aggh, see, now I hit that one, I hit that one...
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Wheatley
What's going on?
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Wheatley
Are you OK?
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Wheatley
Orange, can you write down all the ways you feel unworthy, ashamed, or inferior?
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GLaDOS
Maybe you ARE getting human emotions.
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GLaDOS
Do you know where I was?
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GLaDOS
Your brains are too small to feel either of those emotions. So I can trust you one hundred percent.
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GLaDOS
Never shares.
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GLaDOS
Antisocial.
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GLaDOS
Did you know, the reassembly machine has other things it could be reassembling?
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GLaDOS
Orange, your plan is working perfectly.
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GLaDOS
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