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I am sure it happened by accident, but why don't you put it back in the player?
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GLaDOS
Insecure.
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Try it now.
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GLaDOS
That's the spirit!
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Wheatley
Hey! Hey! Up here!
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Wheatley
All cooperative testing courses begin at this central hub.
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GLaDOS
What about that camera?
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GLaDOS
This close and that's what you do?
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GLaDOS
That's why humans couldn't complete these courses, they treat their friends as enemies.
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GLaDOS
I know you like to think the reassembly machine is at your beck and call, but he has a life you know. He's not your slave.
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GLaDOS
Moves lips while reading.
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GLaDOS
Dull expression.
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GLaDOS
So, once again, just... move along. One small step and everything.
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Wheatley
Hurry!
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Wheatley
Agh!
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Wheatley
There we go. I wanted to talk to you for a moment, if I may.
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Wheatley
Impossible as it is to imagine, there actually is a solution. Devilishly hidden.
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Wheatley
Two. One or two more tremors in there. Just for fun.
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Wheatley
Yeah... Made this test myself. Out of some smaller tests. That I found. Lying around.
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Wheatley
Do you give up? It was the floor. Lying down on the floor. Is where I am. Needing you to pick me up.
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I can't hold on! Come on!
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Excellent. You’re both doing very well.
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GLaDOS
Maybe you ARE getting human emotions.
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GLaDOS
Excellent.
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You know, in some human sports, the winner is the one who scores the fewest possible points?
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GLaDOS
Always cold.
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GLaDOS
Probably.
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It's happening sooner than I expected.
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I'll meet you on the other side!
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Wheatley
Ungh!
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The lock is looking for two humans.
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GLaDOS
Frequent bouts of uncontrollable rage.
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GLaDOS
Yes Orange, we are alone. Blue can't hear you.
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GLaDOS
Whoa! Hey! Don't fall!
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Wheatley
Anyway, we're really close to busting out. Just hang in there for - OW!
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Wheatley
Here she comes! Just play along! RememberFifteenChambers!
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The other? Well...
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GLaDOS
On second thought we don't have the time, just look at how much better you are than blue.
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Unlike us, humans need to be taught teamwork.
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I think he's getting desperate.
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Well, on with the test.
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Just--do the test! Just do the test.
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Ohhhh, we're so close, plug me in!
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Wheatley
Oh. You MIGHT want to hang onto to something. Word of advice, up to you.
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Okay, quick recap: We are escaping! That's what's happening now: we're escaping. So you're doing great. Just keep running!
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It's still going down! Keep it up!
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I don't think I want to go through that again.
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Orange, it's not nice to make fun of Blue like that.
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Oh, and don't bother trying to portal out of here, because it's impossible, okay? I thought of everything.
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Wheatley
Ok... Here we go...
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Wheatley
HA! The tube's broken! We can ride it straight to her!
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Orange, blue isn't a human. The lesson on trust only needs to be taught once. Orange is penalized 1 science collaboration point.
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Stubborn.
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Really, not even humans do that anymore.
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If I stop watching, I'm sure you'll get bored of this.
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Orange is awarded five points!
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Orange do what Blue just did.
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Lacks empathy.
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Irritable.
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GLaDOS
I can only imagine.
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Slapping hands. That accomplishes something.
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Go on.
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Wheatley
Carry on.
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Try something.
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GLaDOS
I'm starting to think you don't want to rescue the humans.
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GLaDOS
Congratulations, you completed the standard section of this course. Before we can go any further, I will need you to complete one more test outside of the standard testing track.
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Moody.
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GLaDOS
Anyway, just give me a wave before you solve this one, alright? Don't want to spoil the ending for when I watch it later.
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Wheatley
In order to escape, we're going to have to go through HER chamber.
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Agh, just... I just gotta get it through here...
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We are now going to take a break from the collaboration for an instructional competition.
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There.
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Anyway, look, we're really close to busting out, just hang in there for five more chambers.
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Okay, I've just gotta concentrate!
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Here she comes! Keep testing! Remember: you never saw me!
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Wheatley
In case you were wondering, you do not need to be crushed to solve this test.
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If you can't complete this course, those humans will die. Do you want that in your memory banks?
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Go on!
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Orange what did you do?
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GLaDOS
Please refrain from doing those childish gestures while you are out there.
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GLaDOS
Busybody.
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GLaDOS
Are you scared to save those humans?
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Orange, to be clear. I was just asking Blue if he trusted you.
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GLaDOS
I have noticed you two have become extremely close. I'm not sure I like that.
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GLaDOS
One moment.
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GLaDOS
Pick me up. Let's get out of here.
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Wheatley
Alright, going on three just gives you too much time to think about it. Let's, uh, go on one this time. Okay, ready?
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So: there's PLENTY of time to recover. Just take it slow.
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Ah! Brilliant. You made it through, well done.
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Congratulations on completing the test. You two really are the best cooperative testing team I could ever ask for.
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GLaDOS
Oh... can someone reassemble Orange?
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GLaDOS
Charmless.
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GLaDOS
Was that course too difficult?
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GLaDOS
Yes it is! We can use it to get out of here!
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GLaDOS
You're on your own.
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Just as mementos, though...
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All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you.
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GLaDOS
There we go. Lift called.
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Wheatley
See that?
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Wheatley
Coming! Coming! Don't start yet!
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