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325
Who:
Wheatley
To facilitate collaboration, both of you have been equipped with a ping tool.
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324
Who:
GLaDOS
This close and you are going to fail me?
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324
Who:
GLaDOS
I'm starting to think you don't want to rescue the humans.
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324
Who:
GLaDOS
While I will receive all the glory for the rescue don't think you two aren't going to get something. The bond you form during these tests will last a lifetime.
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324
Who:
GLaDOS
Stubborn.
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324
Who:
GLaDOS
Orange, it's not nice to make fun of Blue like that.
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324
Who:
GLaDOS
Hold on...
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324
Who:
GLaDOS
Ha ha, YES! I knew you'd solve it!
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324
Who:
Wheatley
Ah. Hmmmm.
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324
Who:
Wheatley
I know! I know, I wouldn't have believed it either.
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324
Who:
Wheatley
It's interesting. You won't regret it. I promise.
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324
Who:
Wheatley
Whoa!
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324
Who:
Wheatley
From here we transport you to the new testing course.
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323
Who:
GLaDOS
Your failing gives me no new data, it just delays the inevitable.
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323
Who:
GLaDOS
Participates unconstructively. Obviously a time-waster.
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323
Who:
GLaDOS
I can only imagine.
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323
Who:
GLaDOS
I want to be plugged in, please!
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323
Who:
Wheatley
That's it, no, that's it! Yeah.
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323
Who:
Wheatley
If you can't complete this course, those humans will die. Do you want that?
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322
Who:
GLaDOS
You may want to try and avoid those turrets.
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322
Who:
GLaDOS
This test is so outside the box, I can't-- I mean WON'T even tell you what you are looking for.
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322
Who:
GLaDOS
Narcissist.
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322
Who:
GLaDOS
Egotistical.
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322
Who:
GLaDOS
And here I thought this room was dangerously unlethal.
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322
Who:
GLaDOS
Grab it and attach it to him!
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322
Who:
GLaDOS
Be honest. You can't even tell, can you? Seamless.
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322
Who:
Wheatley
Okay, quick recap: We are escaping! That's what's happening now: we're escaping. So you're doing great. Just keep running!
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322
Who:
Wheatley
Agh!
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322
Who:
Wheatley
Completing this course was not a reason to behave like that.
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321
Who:
GLaDOS
I am sure it happened by accident, but why don't you put it back in the player?
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321
Who:
GLaDOS
Keep it up and your arm will get stuck like that.
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321
Who:
GLaDOS
Well, maybe it's time I did something then.
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321
Who:
Wheatley
In order to escape, we're going to have to go through HER chamber.
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321
Who:
Wheatley
It's still going down! Keep it up!
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321
Who:
Wheatley
This close and that's what you do?
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320
Who:
GLaDOS
I didn't mean to make you feel bad earlier about your tests not being real science. I guess finding out they weren't science was some sort of test in and of itself.
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320
Who:
GLaDOS
I can only place a portal on a white portalable surface.
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320
Who:
GLaDOS
Awful attendance record.
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320
Who:
GLaDOS
Moody.
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320
Who:
GLaDOS
Frequent bouts of uncontrollable rage.
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320
Who:
GLaDOS
Seeks out conflicts with co-workers.
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320
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh. You MIGHT want to hang onto to something. Word of advice, up to you.
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320
Who:
Wheatley
Excellent. You’re both doing very well.
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319
Who:
GLaDOS
Today, you will be testing with a partner.
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319
Who:
GLaDOS
But don't worry, you are in the lead.
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319
Who:
GLaDOS
Try something.
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319
Who:
GLaDOS
Problems with authority.
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319
Who:
GLaDOS
Sollllve it...
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319
Who:
Wheatley
Might as well give you the tour.
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319
Who:
Wheatley
Are you... are you sure you're solving these correctly?
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319
Who:
Wheatley
No. Makes it go faster.
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319
Who:
Wheatley
Come on through.
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319
Who:
Wheatley
Pens. Might need those. Don't see any though. So...
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319
Who:
Wheatley
Maybe you ARE getting human emotions.
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318
Who:
GLaDOS
Never completes work.
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318
Who:
GLaDOS
You know what? Just get in the lift. We'll iron out the details as we go.
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318
Who:
Wheatley
Ahungh.
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318
Who:
Wheatley
GET IN!
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318
Who:
Wheatley
You already did this one. It'll be easy.
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317
Who:
GLaDOS
This course was originally designed to build confidence in humans.
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317
Who:
GLaDOS
Underestimates scope of work. They all do.
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317
Who:
GLaDOS
Did you know we originally used these cameras to capture moments of intense pain and agony in test subjects?
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317
Who:
GLaDOS
It's alright! Everything's good. I just invented some more tests!
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317
Who:
Wheatley
Alright, going on three just gives you too much time to think about it. Let's, uh, go on one this time. Okay, ready?
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317
Who:
Wheatley
Here I go!
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317
Who:
Wheatley
And we're only seeing the top layer. It goes down for miles.
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317
Who:
Wheatley
Agh!
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317
Who:
Wheatley
Humans find that an admirable trait.
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316
Who:
GLaDOS
Alright. Didn't go for that, I see. Knew I was lying. Point to you. But you still are inhaling neurotoxin. So, point deducted.
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316
Who:
Wheatley
Just getting a test ready... For you. Obviously. Who else would I be doing it for? No one.
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316
Who:
Wheatley
Oh! Right, the escape lift! I'll call it now.
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316
Who:
Wheatley
Quick question: Have you been working out? Because there's no evidence of it. I'm not a plastic cup. We will be landing with some force. So a bit of grip. Just using grip. Classic grip.
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316
Who:
Wheatley
Go on, just walk up to the window and take a look out.
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316
Who:
Wheatley
This looks dangerous. I'll hold the light steady.
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316
Who:
Wheatley
See you at the bottom. Good luck!
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316
Who:
Wheatley
Blue, is there something you would like to say?
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315
Who:
GLaDOS
Excellent.
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315
Who:
GLaDOS
Of course the humans only had one try at it, you can just keep trying.
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315
Who:
GLaDOS
Fears conflict.
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315
Who:
GLaDOS
Hostile to new ideas.
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315
Who:
GLaDOS
Blue, that transpired just as you said it would.
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315
Who:
GLaDOS
It's alright. No, go on, just have a look about.
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315
Who:
Wheatley
Okay! Keep your eye on the turret line, I'm gonna go and hack the door open.
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315
Who:
Wheatley
Unlike us, humans need to be taught teamwork.
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314
Who:
GLaDOS
Wait. Just thought of something? How am I going to get in? You know, being bloody massive and everything.
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314
Who:
Wheatley
Get in the lift.
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314
Who:
Wheatley
Alright, off you go!
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314
Who:
Wheatley
Yeah, it's alright. Go ahead.
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314
Who:
Wheatley
Alright, let me explain again. Pop a portal. Behind me. Alright? And come on through.
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314
Who:
Wheatley
Ugh!
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314
Who:
Wheatley
You are the first robots to pass calibration.
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313
Who:
GLaDOS
Since you are thankfully not humans, I have changed the tests to make them far more challenging and far less pointlessly fawning.
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313
Who:
GLaDOS
Still. That would have been exciting.
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313
Who:
GLaDOS
Insecure.
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313
Who:
GLaDOS
Ignores directions.
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313
Who:
GLaDOS
Yes Orange, we are alone. Blue can't hear you.
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313
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay, great! Here comes another core!
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313
Who:
GLaDOS
But just work with me.
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313
Who:
GLaDOS
If I stop watching, I'm sure you'll get bored of this.
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313
Who:
GLaDOS
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