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Huh. That was easy.
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Wait. Just thought of something? How am I going to get in? You know, being bloody massive and everything.
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Pick me up, don't forget to pick me up!
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Wheatley
Though it does give me an idea: WHAT if we stand here and let the gentle hum of the laser transport us to a state of absolute relaxation. Might help us think of a way to open the door.
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Wheatley
Whoa!
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To try and make this course more exciting, I asked the reassembly machine to not reassemble you. He refused. I understand, that would be like asking me not to test.
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GLaDOS
I am sure it happened by accident, but why don't you put it back in the player?
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GLaDOS
Grab it and attach it to him!
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GLaDOS
Agh!
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Wheatley
Try it now.
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GLaDOS
Insecure.
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GLaDOS
Was that course too difficult?
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GLaDOS
Go on.
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Wheatley
Come on, solve it!
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Wheatley
Ok... Here we go...
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Wheatley
On second thought we don't have the time, just look at how much better you are than blue.
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GLaDOS
That's why humans couldn't complete these courses, they treat their friends as enemies.
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GLaDOS
Oh! Right, the escape lift! I'll call it now.
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Wheatley
Do you give up? It was the floor. Lying down on the floor. Is where I am. Needing you to pick me up.
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Don't want to hassle you. Sure you're busy. But--still here on the floor. Waiting to be picked up.
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Wheatley
I can't hold on! Come on!
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Wheatley
Enh!
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The humans accidentally forgot to put a security DVD in the player.
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GLaDOS
If I stop watching, I'm sure you'll get bored of this.
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GLaDOS
Anyway, we're really close to busting out. Just hang in there for - OW!
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Quick question: Have you been working out? Because there's no evidence of it. I'm not a plastic cup. We will be landing with some force. So a bit of grip. Just using grip. Classic grip.
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Wheatley
Here she comes! Just play along! RememberFifteenChambers!
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Wheatley
Ooh. It's dark down here isn't it?
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Wheatley
I don't think I want to go through that again.
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GLaDOS
You already did this one. It'll be easy.
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GLaDOS
Orange what did you do?
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Slapping hands. That accomplishes something.
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Well, on with the test.
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Wheatley
I want to be plugged in, please!
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Wheatley
It's still going down! Keep it up!
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Ungh!
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Unlike us, humans need to be taught teamwork.
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GLaDOS
Completing this course was not a reason to behave like that.
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Seeks out conflicts with co-workers.
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Orange, it's not nice to make fun of Blue like that.
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Programmed in one last tremor, for old time's sake.
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Wheatley
Okay! Keep your eye on the turret line, I'm gonna go and hack the door open.
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Moody.
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GLaDOS
It's happening sooner than I expected.
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I'll meet you on the other side!
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Wheatley
I'm starting to think you don't want to rescue the humans.
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GLaDOS
You know, in some human sports, the winner is the one who scores the fewest possible points?
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GLaDOS
You two aren't lost are you?
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Please refrain from doing those childish gestures while you are out there.
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GLaDOS
Come on. You were raised better than that.
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GLaDOS
There we go. I wanted to talk to you for a moment, if I may.
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Well, maybe it's time I did something then.
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Yeah... Made this test myself. Out of some smaller tests. That I found. Lying around.
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So, once again, just... move along. One small step and everything.
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Wheatley
Wait. Careful. Let me light this jump for you
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Maybe you ARE getting human emotions.
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GLaDOS
Excellent.
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I just thought you find that interesting, most winners do.
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Yes Orange, we are alone. Blue can't hear you.
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Really, not even humans do that anymore.
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Be honest. You can't even tell, can you? Seamless.
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But don't worry, you are in the lead.
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Always cold.
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Irritable.
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GLaDOS
Facial grimacing.
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GLaDOS
Frequent bouts of uncontrollable rage.
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GLaDOS
Are you scared to save those humans?
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GLaDOS
Don't listen to her, do it.
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Wheatley
Just, ah... pick me up. Take me with you.
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Wheatley
Still held! Still bein' held. That's a great job. You've applied the grip. We're all fine. That's tremendous.
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Okay, quick recap: We are escaping! That's what's happening now: we're escaping. So you're doing great. Just keep running!
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Lacks empathy.
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GLaDOS
Blue, why did you do that to Orange?
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GLaDOS
I can only imagine.
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GLaDOS
I have noticed you two have become extremely close. I'm not sure I like that.
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GLaDOS
Oh, and don't bother trying to portal out of here, because it's impossible, okay? I thought of everything.
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Wheatley
Carry on.
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Wheatley
Alright, off you go!
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Wheatley
Alright, going on three just gives you too much time to think about it. Let's, uh, go on one this time. Okay, ready?
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Wheatley
So. If you've got any reservations whatsoever about this plan, now would be the time to voice them.
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Wheatley
Whoa! Hey! Don't fall!
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Wheatley
Oh. You MIGHT want to hang onto to something. Word of advice, up to you.
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Wheatley
Hurry!
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Wheatley
Ah! Brilliant. You made it through, well done.
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Wheatley
Congratulations on completing the test. You two really are the best cooperative testing team I could ever ask for.
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GLaDOS
I didn't mean to make you feel bad earlier about your tests not being real science. I guess finding out they weren't science was some sort of test in and of itself.
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GLaDOS
Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here in the hub?
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GLaDOS
Yes Orange, Blue did act like a fool just now.
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Might as well give you the tour.
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Wheatley
Just--do the test! Just do the test.
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Wheatley
Ohhhh, we're so close, plug me in!
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Wheatley
Right. Hmm. I'm gonna have to hack the door so we can get at it.
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Wheatley
Do you know where I was?
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GLaDOS
In case you were wondering, you do not need to be crushed to solve this test.
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GLaDOS
If you can't complete this course, those humans will die. Do you want that in your memory banks?
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GLaDOS
Try something.
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GLaDOS
I think they wanted to punish them by not allowing me to include them in testing.
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GLaDOS
The photos weren't as popular as we had hoped, so we repurposed the cameras.
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GLaDOS
I hardly think you're even trying with these gestures anymore.
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GLaDOS
Impossible as it is to imagine, there actually is a solution. Devilishly hidden.
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