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Ha ha, YES! I knew you'd solve it!
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Huh. That was easy.
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Be honest. You can't even tell, can you? Seamless.
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No. Makes it go faster.
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So. If you've got any reservations whatsoever about this plan, now would be the time to voice them.
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Enh!
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Here she comes! Just play along! RememberFifteenChambers!
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I don't think I want to go through that again.
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GLaDOS
Orange, it's not nice to make fun of Blue like that.
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Go on.
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Wheatley
Wait. Just thought of something? How am I going to get in? You know, being bloody massive and everything.
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You're okay! Great! Come on!
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Today, you will be testing with a partner.
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To try and make this course more exciting, I asked the reassembly machine to not reassemble you if you fail. He refused. I understand. That would be like asking me not to test.
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GLaDOS
I know you like to think the reassembly machine is at your beck and call, but he has a life you know. He's not your slave.
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Underestimates scope of work. They all do.
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But just work with me.
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Here I go!
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Still held! Still bein' held. That's a great job. You've applied the grip. We're all fine. That's tremendous.
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Ok... Here we go...
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Excellent. You’re both doing very well.
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Humans find that an admirable trait.
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Fears conflict.
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Did you know we originally used these cameras to capture moments of intense pain and agony in test subjects?
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Try it now.
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Programmed in one last tremor, for old time's sake.
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Wheatley
Might as well give you the tour.
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Quick question: Have you been working out? Because there's no evidence of it. I'm not a plastic cup. We will be landing with some force. So a bit of grip. Just using grip. Classic grip.
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Problems with authority.
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Ugh!
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Agh!
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Maybe you ARE getting human emotions.
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Unlike us, humans need to be taught teamwork.
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Completing this course was not a reason to behave like that.
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I hardly think you're even trying with these gestures anymore.
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See you at the bottom. Good luck!
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You already did this one. It'll be easy.
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Please refrain from doing those childish gestures while you are out there.
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Incoherent.
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The photos weren't as popular as we had hoped, so we repurposed the cameras.
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Yes Orange, we are alone. Blue can't hear you.
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Oh! Right, the escape lift! I'll call it now.
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Get in the lift.
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Blue, is there something you would like to say?
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On second thought we don't have the time, just look at how much better you are than blue.
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Excellent.
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I didn't mean to make you feel bad earlier about your tests not being real science. I guess finding out they weren't science was some sort of test in and of itself.
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Alright, off you go!
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Do you understand what I'm saying? Just tell me 'Yes'.
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Do you give up? It was the floor. Lying down on the floor. Is where I am. Needing you to pick me up.
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It's still going down! Keep it up!
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Whoa!
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Okay! Keep your eye on the turret line, I'm gonna go and hack the door open.
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If you can't complete this course, those humans will die. Do you want that?
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To try and make this course more exciting, I asked the reassembly machine to not reassemble you. He refused. I understand, that would be like asking me not to test.
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While I will receive all the glory for the rescue don't think you two aren't going to get something. The bond you form during these tests will last a lifetime.
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You two aren't lost are you?
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Egotistical.
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If I stop watching, I'm sure you'll get bored of this.
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Okay, I've just gotta concentrate!
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Pens. Might need those. Don't see any though. So...
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Blue, why did you do that to Orange?
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It'll be fine. Get in.
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Alright, going on three just gives you too much time to think about it. Let's, uh, go on one this time. Okay, ready?
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Ungh!
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If you can't complete this course, those humans will die. Do you want that in your memory banks?
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Congratulations on completing the test. You two really are the best cooperative testing team I could ever ask for.
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Insecure.
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Seeks out conflicts with co-workers.
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I'll just move that out of the way for you. This place really is a wreck.
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Oh, and don't bother trying to portal out of here, because it's impossible, okay? I thought of everything.
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Well, maybe it's time I did something then.
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Well, on with the test.
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Yeah... Made this test myself. Out of some smaller tests. That I found. Lying around.
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Riggght now.
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Hey! How's it going? Here I am again!
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Don't want to hassle you. Sure you're busy. But--still here on the floor. Waiting to be picked up.
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Now, escape pod... escape pod...
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Anyway, look, the point is we're gonna break out of here, alright? But we can't do it yet. Look for me fifteen chambers ahead.
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Moody.
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Yeah, it's alright. Go ahead.
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Okay, quick recap: We are escaping! That's what's happening now: we're escaping. So you're doing great. Just keep running!
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Right. Hmm. I'm gonna have to hack the door so we can get at it.
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Oh wait! I've got it I've got it I've got it! No, I haven't got it.
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But don't worry, you are in the lead.
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Lacks empathy.
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Orange, Blue and I were just discussing your behavior on the last few tests.
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Try to make your way back out here!
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You know, in some human sports, the winner is the one who scores the fewest possible points?
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Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here in the hub?
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I can only imagine.
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All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you.
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Alright, get moving.
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So, once again, just... move along. One small step and everything.
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In order to escape, we're going to have to go through HER chamber.
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Oh. You MIGHT want to hang onto to something. Word of advice, up to you.
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Hurry!
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I can't hold on! Come on!
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Ah! Brilliant. You made it through, well done.
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Wait, where are you going? Where are you going?
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