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Heh heh heh. Alright? I don't know whether you're picking up on what I'm saying there, but...
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Okay, down those stairs, please?
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Wheatley
To do that, the tests were nothing more than 5 minutes of them walking followed by me praising them for another 10 minutes on how well they walked.
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GLaDOS
There are 5000 other two subject teams in direct competition with you.
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GLaDOS
Orange, do you feel betrayed by Blue for telling me those horrible things about you?
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GLaDOS
Walk casually toward my position and we'll go shut her down.
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Wheatley
To facilitate collaboration, both of you have been equipped with a ping tool.
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GLaDOS
Excellent work.
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GLaDOS
times in this test. Not that it matters. It doesn't. So congratulations job well done.
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GLaDOS
Takes long lunches.
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GLaDOS
Sollllve it...
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Wheatley
Anddddd...THERE we go.
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Wheatley
If we start making a list of things that aren't here, we could be here all night. You know, pens for instance. Let's stick with things we can see. Not stuff that isn't here.
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Wheatley
We could get one of the crap turrets. We could put it in the scanner and see what happens.
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Wheatley
Get in the lift! Get in the lift!
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Wheatley
Until now.
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GLaDOS
I know how we can BEAT him.
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GLaDOS
Right. Well, I’m going to take this rail down the back way.
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Wheatley
Okay! Don't move!
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Wheatley
I thought of some good news. He's going to run out of test chambers eventually. I never stockpiled them.
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GLaDOS
Apparently this human escaped and nobody's seen him since.
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Wheatley
Aggggh!
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Wheatley
Remember when I told you that you were the only subjects to pass the calibration tests?
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GLaDOS
Yes, I know you did that, Blue. Don't look so proud.
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GLaDOS
But just work with me.
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GLaDOS
For instance, Orange, you just lost two opportunity advisement points.
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GLaDOS
This close and you are going to fail me?
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GLaDOS
Alright. Didn't go for that, I see. Knew I was lying. Point to you. But you still are inhaling neurotoxin. So, point deducted.
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Wheatley
Ahungh.
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Wheatley
Ah. Hmmmm.
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Wheatley
Your ping tool is invaluable for communicating specific locations to your partner.
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GLaDOS
I would say extremely deadly but we all know, for you and your amazing ability to be reassembled nothing is deadly.
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GLaDOS
An extra special bonus course that ends with us finding and freeing humans!
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GLaDOS
This test is so outside the box, I can't-- I mean WON'T even tell you what you are looking for.
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GLaDOS
Arsonist.
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GLaDOS
Frequent mood swings.
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GLaDOS
Keep it up and your arm will get stuck like that.
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GLaDOS
Not a problem. I'll make an exit.
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Wheatley
There she is...
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Wheatley
GET IN!
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Wheatley
No one has ever completed this test before. The humans must have reconfigured it from my original plans.
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GLaDOS
And here I thought this room was dangerously unlethal.
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GLaDOS
This is the main breaker room.
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Wheatley
Agh!
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Wheatley
This isn't that hard.
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GLaDOS
Are you... are you sure you're solving these correctly?
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Wheatley
HURRY! THIS WAY!
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Wheatley
If your confidence is still not high enough remember no one was created perfect.
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GLaDOS
Clearly that was blue's fault. Blue is penalized 3 science collaboration points.
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Anxious.
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Participates unconstructively. Obviously a time-waster.
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GLaDOS
That's it, no, that's it! Yeah.
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Wheatley
See you at the bottom. Good luck!
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Wheatley
Chronically late.
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GLaDOS
Poor self-esteem.
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GLaDOS
Narcissist.
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GLaDOS
Problems with authority.
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GLaDOS
Do not do it!
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Wheatley
Get in the lift.
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Wheatley
Oh. Sorry. Could have... sworn you said something.
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Wheatley
There we go. Lights on.
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Wheatley
Here I go!
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Wheatley
You're okay! Great! Come on!
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Wheatley
Though it does give me an idea: WHAT if we stand here and let the gentle hum of the laser transport us to a state of absolute relaxation. Might help us think of a way to open the door.
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Wheatley
To try and make this course more exciting, I asked the reassembly machine to not reassemble you. He refused. I understand, that would be like asking me not to test.
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GLaDOS
Incoherent.
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GLaDOS
Did you know we originally used these cameras to capture moments of intense pain and agony in test subjects?
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GLaDOS
Luckily, by the looks of things he knows as much about test building as he does about logical contradictions.
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GLaDOS
That's the spirit!
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Wheatley
Aggh! I'm going the wrong way!
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Wheatley
Hold on now. I might not have thought this next part COMPLETELY through.
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Wheatley
Excellent. You’re both doing very well.
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GLaDOS
Blue, orange isn't a human. The lesson on trust only needs to be taught once. Blue is penalized 1 science collaboration point.
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GLaDOS
You may want to try and avoid those turrets.
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GLaDOS
This was another test no one had ever completed before you two. Oh, the science we used to learn with this test. Now the test is useless.
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GLaDOS
Don't plug him in.
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GLaDOS
That is not part of the test.
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GLaDOS
Come on, solve it!
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Wheatley
Wait. Just thought of something? How am I going to get in? You know, being bloody massive and everything.
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Wheatley
Today, you will be testing with a partner.
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GLaDOS
Excellent work.
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GLaDOS
Inattentive listener.
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GLaDOS
Can't read.
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GLaDOS
Whoa!
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Wheatley
Ooh. It's dark down here isn't it?
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Wheatley
Fears conflict.
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GLaDOS
Grab it and attach it to him!
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GLaDOS
And off we go.
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Wheatley
Pick me up, don't forget to pick me up!
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Wheatley
I am not sure you will need him but he will be there.
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GLaDOS
The lock is looking for two humans.
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GLaDOS
To try and make this course more exciting, I asked the reassembly machine to not reassemble you if you fail. He refused. I understand. That would be like asking me not to test.
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GLaDOS
I can only place a portal on a white portalable surface.
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GLaDOS
You both made it. It seems no matter what I try to do to pull you apart or destroy you, you just keep going. Keep testing.
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GLaDOS
Humans find that an admirable trait.
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GLaDOS
Insecure.
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GLaDOS
Underestimates scope of work. They all do.
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GLaDOS
Ha ha, YES! I knew you'd solve it!
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Wheatley
Quick question: Have you been working out? Because there's no evidence of it. I'm not a plastic cup. We will be landing with some force. So a bit of grip. Just using grip. Classic grip.
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Wheatley
Ugh!
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