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Nothing. Nothing.
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GLaDOS
Apparently this human escaped and nobody's seen him since.
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Wheatley
Though it does give me an idea: WHAT if we stand here and let the gentle hum of the laser transport us to a state of absolute relaxation. Might help us think of a way to open the door.
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Wheatley
Blue, you go first.
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GLaDOS
All right. I’m bringing this farce to a close.
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GLaDOS
But you two have become quite the team. Extremely close.
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GLaDOS
Until now.
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GLaDOS
You may want to try and avoid those turrets.
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GLaDOS
But just work with me.
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GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center respects your right to have questions or concerns about this policy.
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GLaDOS
Alright. Didn't go for that, I see. Knew I was lying. Point to you. But you still are inhaling neurotoxin. So, point deducted.
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Wheatley
Heh heh heh. Alright? I don't know whether you're picking up on what I'm saying there, but...
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273
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Wheatley
Sollllve it...
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273
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Wheatley
Aggggh!
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273
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Wheatley
Agh!
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Wheatley
This was another test no one had ever completed before you two. Oh, the science we used to learn with this test. Now the test is useless.
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271
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GLaDOS
Inattentive listener.
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271
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GLaDOS
Chronically late.
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271
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GLaDOS
Stubborn.
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GLaDOS
Ah. Hmmmm.
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271
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Wheatley
Okay, down those stairs, please?
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Wheatley
Now I spy something that starts with an 'a'.
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Wheatley
I'm--do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to work on the assumption that you're still alive and I'm just going to wait for you up ahead.
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Wheatley
Manipulative.
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270
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GLaDOS
This is the main breaker room.
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Wheatley
HURRY! THIS WAY!
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270
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Wheatley
To facilitate collaboration, both of you have been equipped with a ping tool.
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269
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GLaDOS
Problems with authority.
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269
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GLaDOS
Right. Well, I’m going to take this rail down the back way.
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Wheatley
Do not do it!
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Wheatley
So, once again, just... move along. One small step and everything.
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Wheatley
That’s right. You're not humans.
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GLaDOS
To try and make this course more exciting, I asked the reassembly machine to not reassemble you. He refused. I understand, that would be like asking me not to test.
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267
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GLaDOS
This isn't that hard.
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GLaDOS
Come on, solve it!
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Wheatley
That's it, no, that's it! Yeah.
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Wheatley
For instance, Orange, you just lost two opportunity advisement points.
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GLaDOS
Clearly that was blue's fault. Blue is penalized 3 science collaboration points.
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GLaDOS
Humans find that an admirable trait.
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GLaDOS
Anxious.
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GLaDOS
Don't plug him in.
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GLaDOS
Wait. Just thought of something? How am I going to get in? You know, being bloody massive and everything.
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Wheatley
It would compromise the test to divulge individual scores. However, I can tell you at least one of you is doing very, very well.
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GLaDOS
Incoherent.
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GLaDOS
Underestimates scope of work. They all do.
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GLaDOS
Ha ha, YES! I knew you'd solve it!
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Wheatley
Oh! Right, the escape lift! I'll call it now.
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Wheatley
Ugh!
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Wheatley
Excellent work.
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GLaDOS
An extra special bonus course that ends with us finding and freeing humans!
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GLaDOS
Frequent mood swings.
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GLaDOS
Narcissist.
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GLaDOS
To try and make this course more exciting, I asked the reassembly machine to not reassemble you if you fail. He refused. I understand. That would be like asking me not to test.
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GLaDOS
Get in the lift.
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Wheatley
All cooperative testing courses begin at this central hub.
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GLaDOS
Insecure.
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GLaDOS
Oh, and don't bother trying to portal out of here, because it's impossible, okay? I thought of everything.
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Wheatley
No. Makes it go faster.
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Wheatley
There we go. Lights on.
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Wheatley
Quick question: Have you been working out? Because there's no evidence of it. I'm not a plastic cup. We will be landing with some force. So a bit of grip. Just using grip. Classic grip.
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Wheatley
See you at the bottom. Good luck!
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Wheatley
Today, you will be testing with a partner.
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GLaDOS
You already did this one. It'll be easy.
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GLaDOS
Fears conflict.
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GLaDOS
Moves lips while reading.
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GLaDOS
Old.
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GLaDOS
Orange, to be clear. I was just asking Blue if he trusted you.
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GLaDOS
That is not part of the test.
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GLaDOS
There we go. I wanted to talk to you for a moment, if I may.
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Wheatley
Oh. Sorry. Could have... sworn you said something.
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Wheatley
Ahungh.
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Wheatley
Hold on now. I might not have thought this next part COMPLETELY through.
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Wheatley
I know you like to think the reassembly machine is at your beck and call, but he has a life you know. He's not your slave.
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GLaDOS
Poor self-esteem.
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GLaDOS
Still. It's a better plan than exploding. Marginally.
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GLaDOS
Grab it and attach it to him!
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GLaDOS
Try it now.
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GLaDOS
Yeah... Made this test myself. Out of some smaller tests. That I found. Lying around.
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Wheatley
If your confidence is still not high enough remember no one was created perfect.
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GLaDOS
Using your ping tool, please indicate where you would like me to place your two portals. Ping each location.
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GLaDOS
Moody.
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GLaDOS
Frequent bouts of uncontrollable rage.
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GLaDOS
Huh. That was easy.
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Wheatley
Are you... are you sure you're solving these correctly?
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Wheatley
There she is...
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Wheatley
Aggh! I'm going the wrong way!
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Wheatley
Ooh. It's dark down here isn't it?
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Wheatley
The other? Well...
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GLaDOS
Remember when I told you that you were the only subjects to pass the calibration tests?
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GLaDOS
This close and that's what you do?
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GLaDOS
Did you know we originally used these cameras to capture moments of intense pain and agony in test subjects?
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GLaDOS
Orange, it's not nice to make fun of Blue like that.
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GLaDOS
I know how we can BEAT him.
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GLaDOS
Impossible as it is to imagine, there actually is a solution. Devilishly hidden.
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Wheatley
And off we go.
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Wheatley
I know I'm early, but we have to go right NOW!
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Wheatley
That's the spirit!
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Wheatley
Don't want to hassle you. Sure you're busy. But--still here on the floor. Waiting to be picked up.
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Wheatley
Ok... Here we go...
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257
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Wheatley
Agh!
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257
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Wheatley
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