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Riggght now.
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Wheatley
Do you understand what I'm saying? Just tell me 'Yes'.
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Wheatley
Okay, I've just gotta concentrate!
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Wheatley
Hold on -
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Wheatley
And we're only seeing the top layer. It goes down for miles.
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Wheatley
Orange, is there something you would like to say?
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GLaDOS
Since you are thankfully not humans, I have changed the tests to make them far more challenging and far less pointlessly fawning.
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GLaDOS
If you are wondering what that smell is, that is the smell of human fear.
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GLaDOS
Stubborn.
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GLaDOS
All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you.
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GLaDOS
It'll be fine. Get in.
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Wheatley
Not done yet. You've still got to get through the door. Need to get through the door there.
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Wheatley
Anyway, look, we're really close to busting out, just hang in there for five more chambers.
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Wheatley
Aggh, see, now I hit that one, I hit that one...
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Wheatley
HA! The tube's broken! We can ride it straight to her!
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Wheatley
Blue, is there something you would like to say?
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GLaDOS
We are now going to take a break from the collaboration for an instructional competition.
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GLaDOS
The other? Well...
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GLaDOS
Moody.
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GLaDOS
Egotistical.
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GLaDOS
Orange, Blue and I were just discussing your behavior on the last few tests.
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GLaDOS
Probably.
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GLaDOS
I think he's getting desperate.
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GLaDOS
It's alright! Everything's good. I just invented some more tests!
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Wheatley
Alright, get moving.
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Wheatley
The escape lift. Just there. Come on.
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Wheatley
Yeah, it's alright. Go ahead.
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Wheatley
It's interesting. You won't regret it. I promise.
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Wheatley
There should be a portal device on that podium over there.
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Wheatley
Hey hey! You made it!
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Wheatley
Are you still thinking, or... what's happening?
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Wheatley
The humans can't free themselves.
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GLaDOS
While I will receive all the glory for the rescue don't think you two aren't going to get something. The bond you form during these tests will last a lifetime.
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GLaDOS
Congratulations, you completed the standard section of this course. Before we can go any further, I will need you to complete one more test outside of the standard testing track.
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GLaDOS
All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you.
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GLaDOS
Come on through.
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Wheatley
Try to make your way back out here!
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Wheatley
Pens. Might need those. Don't see any though. So...
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Wheatley
Wait, where are you going? Where are you going?
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Wheatley
I was confident you could finish.
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GLaDOS
If you can't complete this course, those humans will die. Do you want that?
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GLaDOS
You both need to do something.
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GLaDOS
Orange do what Blue just did.
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GLaDOS
Still. That would have been exciting.
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GLaDOS
Yes it is! We can use it to get out of here!
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GLaDOS
It won't.
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GLaDOS
There.
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GLaDOS
See that?
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Wheatley
Anyway, just give me a wave before you solve this one, alright? Don't want to spoil the ending for when I watch it later.
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Wheatley
Pick me up. Let's get out of here.
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Wheatley
In order to escape, we're going to have to go through HER chamber.
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Wheatley
Hey! How's it going? Here I am again!
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Wheatley
I can't see it though... Maybe it fell off. Do you want to go and have a quick look?
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Wheatley
Okay, well, alright. Just do your idea and then come straight back.
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Wheatley
Orange is awarded five points!
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GLaDOS
Please ping a white portalable surface.
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GLaDOS
You don't need to do that.
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GLaDOS
Timid.
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GLaDOS
Argumentative.
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GLaDOS
Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests?
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GLaDOS
One moment.
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GLaDOS
If you were wondering how could you annoy me without failing a test. Now you know.
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GLaDOS
You've probably figured it out by now, but I don't need you anymore.
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Wheatley
Agh, just... I just gotta get it through here...
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Wheatley
Let's do it again! Pick me up again!
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Wheatley
Now, escape pod... escape pod...
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Wheatley
This looks dangerous. I'll hold the light steady.
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Wheatley
Busybody.
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GLaDOS
Charmless.
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GLaDOS
Orange, to be clear. I was just asking Blue if he trusted you.
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GLaDOS
There should be one in the corner.
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GLaDOS
Go on!
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Wheatley
Coming! Coming! Don't start yet!
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Wheatley
What are you doing in there?
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Wheatley
Oh wait! I've got it I've got it I've got it! No, I haven't got it.
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Wheatley
Can you hear that? She has really kicked this place into high gear now.
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Wheatley
Be careful!
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Wheatley
From here we transport you to the new testing course.
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GLaDOS
Oh... can someone reassemble Orange?
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GLaDOS
Never flushes.
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GLaDOS
That worked just like you said it would, Blue.
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GLaDOS
Correct Blue, Orange can't hear you.
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GLaDOS
Watching you try to sabotage one other, I'm amazed you're still on friendly terms.
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GLaDOS
Okay, great! Here comes another core!
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GLaDOS
I know I've painted quite a grim picture of your chances. But if you simply stand here, we will both surely die.
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Wheatley
Hold on. Run back the other way! I'll turn the bridges back on!
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Wheatley
Here she comes! Keep testing! Remember: you never saw me!
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Wheatley
Go on, just turn right around. So you're not looking at me.
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Wheatley
Well, that should do it.
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Wheatley
I'm pretty sure we're going the right way. Pretty sure.
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Wheatley
You are the first robots to pass calibration.
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GLaDOS
Lucky for you two, while I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work.
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GLaDOS
Only one more test after this.
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GLaDOS
Feeds off the misery of others.
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GLaDOS
Antisocial.
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GLaDOS
Chews with mouth open.
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GLaDOS
This next test involves emancipation grills. Remember? I told you about them in the last test area, that did not have one.
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GLaDOS
I'll just move that out of the way for you. This place really is a wreck.
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GLaDOS
Oh really. That's what the two of you think, is it?
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Wheatley
Alright, this is taking too long. I'll just tell you how to solve the test.
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Wheatley
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