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Ooh. It's dark down here isn't it?
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Wheatley
Do you know where I was?
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GLaDOS
Your failing gives me no new data, it just delays the inevitable.
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GLaDOS
Moody.
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GLaDOS
Are you scared to save those humans?
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GLaDOS
There we go. I wanted to talk to you for a moment, if I may.
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Wheatley
Not done yet. You've still got to get through the door. Need to get through the door there.
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Wheatley
Don't listen to her, do it.
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Wheatley
I'll meet you on the other side!
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Wheatley
It's interesting. You won't regret it. I promise.
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Wheatley
We are now going to take a break from the collaboration for an instructional competition.
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GLaDOS
Try something.
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GLaDOS
Facial grimacing.
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GLaDOS
Frequent bouts of uncontrollable rage.
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GLaDOS
Just, ah... pick me up. Take me with you.
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Wheatley
Hey hey! You made it!
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Wheatley
Progress report: Haven't really made any in-roads!
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Wheatley
Since you are thankfully not humans, I have changed the tests to make them far more challenging and far less pointlessly fawning.
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GLaDOS
In case you were wondering, you do not need to be crushed to solve this test.
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GLaDOS
Since, I never expected you to make it this far, I have to build this new course just for you.
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GLaDOS
Irritable.
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GLaDOS
All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you.
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GLaDOS
It's alright! Everything's good. I just invented some more tests!
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Wheatley
Just--do the test! Just do the test.
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Wheatley
Come on through.
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Wheatley
Ohhhh, we're so close, plug me in!
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Wheatley
Go on, just walk up to the window and take a look out.
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Wheatley
From here we transport you to the new testing course.
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GLaDOS
I was confident you could finish.
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GLaDOS
I think they wanted to punish them by not allowing me to include them in testing.
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GLaDOS
Congratulations, you completed the standard section of this course. Before we can go any further, I will need you to complete one more test outside of the standard testing track.
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GLaDOS
Hostile to new ideas.
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GLaDOS
Correct Blue, Orange can't hear you.
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GLaDOS
I have noticed you two have become extremely close. I'm not sure I like that.
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GLaDOS
Anyway, just give me a wave before you solve this one, alright? Don't want to spoil the ending for when I watch it later.
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Wheatley
I know! I know, I wouldn't have believed it either.
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Wheatley
Aggh, see, now I hit that one, I hit that one...
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Wheatley
Jump! Actually, looking at it, that is quite a distance, isn't it?
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Wheatley
What's going on in there?
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Wheatley
And we're only seeing the top layer. It goes down for miles.
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Wheatley
There should be a portal device on that podium over there.
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Wheatley
I can't see it though... Maybe it fell off. Do you want to go and have a quick look?
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Wheatley
This looks dangerous. I'll hold the light steady.
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Wheatley
The other? Well...
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GLaDOS
Chews with mouth open.
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GLaDOS
Argumentative.
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GLaDOS
Yes Orange, Blue did act like a fool just now.
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GLaDOS
Okay, great! Here comes another core!
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GLaDOS
Really, not even humans do that anymore.
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GLaDOS
Anything? Take your time.
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GLaDOS
It's the lift just there. The thing that looks like a lift. That's what you're looking for. It is confusing, I know.
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Wheatley
Hold on -
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Wheatley
It's alright. No, go on, just have a look about.
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Wheatley
You are doing wonderfully.
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GLaDOS
This is the last test for the standard course. It's just something I whipped up for you. I thought you might enjoy a challenge for once.
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GLaDOS
Timid.
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GLaDOS
Stubborn.
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GLaDOS
Blue, that transpired just as you said it would.
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GLaDOS
Impossible as it is to imagine, there actually is a solution. Devilishly hidden.
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Wheatley
Carry on.
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Wheatley
Orange, is there something you would like to say?
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GLaDOS
You are the first robots to pass calibration.
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GLaDOS
Still. That would have been exciting.
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GLaDOS
Orange, to be clear. I was just asking Blue if he trusted you.
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GLaDOS
Yes it is! We can use it to get out of here!
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GLaDOS
There should be one in the corner.
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GLaDOS
You know what? Just get in the lift. We'll iron out the details as we go.
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Wheatley
Alright. Still nothing, let's keep moving.
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Wheatley
I know I've painted quite a grim picture of your chances. But if you simply stand here, we will both surely die.
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Wheatley
I've got an idea! Do what it says, plug me in!
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Wheatley
Anyway, look, we're really close to busting out, just hang in there for five more chambers.
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Wheatley
HA! The tube's broken! We can ride it straight to her!
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Wheatley
You know when I mentioned ten minutes? A little bit optimistic!
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Wheatley
This way! This way!
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Wheatley
Can you hear that? She has really kicked this place into high gear now.
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Wheatley
Always cold.
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GLaDOS
That worked just like you said it would, Blue.
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GLaDOS
Watching you try to sabotage one other, I'm amazed you're still on friendly terms.
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GLaDOS
Probably.
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GLaDOS
Just getting a test ready... For you. Obviously. Who else would I be doing it for? No one.
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Wheatley
There we go. Lift called.
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Wheatley
See that?
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Wheatley
Coming! Coming! Don't start yet!
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Wheatley
Pick me up. Let's get out of here.
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Wheatley
Whoa! Hey! Don't fall!
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Wheatley
Pick--would you pick me up?
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Wheatley
Let's do it again! Pick me up again!
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Wheatley
Just... have a look through the old window.
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Wheatley
I'm still here, I'm still working, I haven't forgotten about you!
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Wheatley
Okay, well, alright. Just do your idea and then come straight back.
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Wheatley
If you are wondering what that smell is, that is the smell of human fear.
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GLaDOS
Lacks charisma.
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GLaDOS
If Blue had said those things about me, Blue would never make it to the next reassembly station.
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GLaDOS
It won't.
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GLaDOS
I'm starting to think giving you arms was a big mistake.
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GLaDOS
You've probably figured it out by now, but I don't need you anymore.
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Wheatley
Oh really. That's what the two of you think, is it?
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Wheatley
Probably ought to bring you up to speed on something right now.
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Wheatley
You both need to do something.
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GLaDOS
Orange do what Blue just did.
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GLaDOS
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