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You are the first robots to pass calibration.
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GLaDOS
I was confident you could finish.
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GLaDOS
Alright, get moving.
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Wheatley
Riggght now.
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Wheatley
Do you give up? It was the floor. Lying down on the floor. Is where I am. Needing you to pick me up.
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Wheatley
Don't want to hassle you. Sure you're busy. But--still here on the floor. Waiting to be picked up.
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Wheatley
I can't hold on! Come on!
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Wheatley
Ungh!
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Wheatley
I can't see it though... Maybe it fell off. Do you want to go and have a quick look?
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Wheatley
This course was originally designed to build confidence in humans.
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GLaDOS
In case you were wondering, you do not need to be crushed to solve this test.
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GLaDOS
To try and make this course more exciting, I asked the reassembly machine to not reassemble you. He refused. I understand, that would be like asking me not to test.
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GLaDOS
Incoherent.
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GLaDOS
Lacks empathy.
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GLaDOS
Blue, that transpired just as you said it would.
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GLaDOS
Alright. Still nothing, let's keep moving.
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Wheatley
Well, on with the test.
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Wheatley
Do you understand what I'm saying? Just tell me 'Yes'.
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Wheatley
If Blue had said those things about me, Blue would never make it to the next reassembly station.
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GLaDOS
Impossible as it is to imagine, there actually is a solution. Devilishly hidden.
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Wheatley
We are now going to take a break from the collaboration for an instructional competition.
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GLaDOS
Since you are thankfully not humans, I have changed the tests to make them far more challenging and far less pointlessly fawning.
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I think they wanted to punish them by not allowing me to include them in testing.
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Still. That would have been exciting.
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Ignores directions.
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Orange, Blue and I were just discussing your behavior on the last few tests.
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GLaDOS
Anything? Take your time.
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Not done yet. You've still got to get through the door. Need to get through the door there.
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You are doing wonderfully.
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GLaDOS
Of course the humans only had one try at it, you can just keep trying.
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GLaDOS
Chews with mouth open.
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GLaDOS
All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you.
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GLaDOS
I know! I know, I wouldn't have believed it either.
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Wheatley
Come on through to the other side.
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Wheatley
Ohhhh, we're so close, plug me in!
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Try to make your way back out here!
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There should be a portal device on that podium over there.
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Wheatley
Ah! Brilliant. You made it through, well done.
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You know, in some human sports, the winner is the one who scores the fewest possible points?
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GLaDOS
Since, I never expected you to make it this far, I have to build this new course just for you.
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Never completes work.
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Stubborn.
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Okay, great! Here comes another core!
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All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you.
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Oh really. That's what the two of you think, is it?
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Wheatley
Just--do the test! Just do the test.
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Wheatley
Probably ought to bring you up to speed on something right now.
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Wheatley
Are you alright?
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Wheatley
Ooh. It's dark down here isn't it?
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Wheatley
Can you hear that? She has really kicked this place into high gear now.
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You don't need to do that.
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GLaDOS
This is the last test for the standard course. It's just something I whipped up for you. I thought you might enjoy a challenge for once.
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I think I can break us out of here in the next chamber. Just play along.
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Alright, let me explain again. Pop a portal. Behind me. Alright? And come on through.
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Look down. Where am I? Where am I?
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Jump! Actually, looking at it, that is quite a distance, isn't it?
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I'll meet you on the other side!
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Hold on -
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Progress report: Still pretty tricky!
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Careful... Careful...
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Orange, is there something you would like to say?
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GLaDOS
Do you know where I was?
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GLaDOS
Timid.
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I have noticed you two have become extremely close. I'm not sure I like that.
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GLaDOS
I know I've painted quite a grim picture of your chances. But if you simply stand here, we will both surely die.
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So, once again, just... move along. One small step and everything.
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Pop a portal on that wall behind me there, and I'll meet you on the other side of the room.
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Don't listen to her, do it.
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Pick--would you pick me up?
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GET IN!
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Just... have a look through the old window.
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Just---if you just--okay, just stand by the podium and just look up.
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Never flushes.
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Argumentative.
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GLaDOS
I'll interpret that gesture to mean that you want me to become even more vindictive toward you.
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GLaDOS
It's the lift just there. The thing that looks like a lift. That's what you're looking for. It is confusing, I know.
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Anyway, just give me a wave before you solve this one, alright? Don't want to spoil the ending for when I watch it later.
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Just, ah... pick me up. Take me with you.
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Wheatley
Hey hey! You made it!
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Facial grimacing.
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GLaDOS
Breathes with mouth open.
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That worked just like you said it would, Blue.
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GLaDOS
Are you scared to save those humans?
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GLaDOS
Correct Blue, Orange can't hear you.
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Yes Orange, Blue did act like a fool just now.
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GLaDOS
It won't.
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There should be one in the corner.
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GLaDOS
There we go. I wanted to talk to you for a moment, if I may.
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Wheatley
Wait! I know! You get into the lift, okay? Then I'll eject myself out of my new body into the lift just as you pass by me! Brilliant.
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Wheatley
Go on. Get in.
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Pick me up. Let's get out of here.
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Go on.
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Come on come on come on!
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Aggh, see, now I hit that one, I hit that one...
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Wheatley
Let's do it again! Pick me up again!
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Wheatley
Let's go in!
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Wheatley
She's bringing the whole place down! Hurry!
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Wheatley
I'm still here, I'm still working, I haven't forgotten about you!
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The other? Well...
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GLaDOS
Congratulations, you completed the standard section of this course. Before we can go any further, I will need you to complete one more test outside of the standard testing track.
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