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Yes Orange, Blue did act like a fool just now.
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GLaDOS
It won't.
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GLaDOS
You're on your own.
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GLaDOS
Carry on.
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Wheatley
Orange, can you write down all the ways you feel unworthy, ashamed, or inferior?
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GLaDOS
I was confident you could finish.
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GLaDOS
Do you know where I was?
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GLaDOS
Please ping a white portalable surface.
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GLaDOS
Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here in the hub?
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GLaDOS
Correct Blue, Orange can't hear you.
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GLaDOS
All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you.
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GLaDOS
I'm starting to think giving you arms was a big mistake.
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GLaDOS
Aggh, see, now I hit that one, I hit that one...
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Wheatley
Right. Hmm. I'm gonna have to hack the door so we can get at it.
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Wheatley
Get in the lift! Get in the lift!
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Wheatley
Be careful!
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Wheatley
You can't give up now.
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GLaDOS
Still. That would have been exciting.
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GLaDOS
Most of them are simply good test subjects.
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GLaDOS
Fears intimacy.
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GLaDOS
Facial grimacing.
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GLaDOS
Egotistical.
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GLaDOS
Did you know, the reassembly machine has other things it could be reassembling?
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GLaDOS
Watching you try to sabotage one other, I'm amazed you're still on friendly terms.
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GLaDOS
Yes it is! We can use it to get out of here!
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GLaDOS
It's alright! Everything's good. I just invented some more tests!
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Wheatley
It'll be fine. Get in.
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Wheatley
Hey! How's it going? Here I am again!
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Wheatley
Hold on -
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Wheatley
What's going on?
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Wheatley
Are you still thinking, or... what's happening?
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Wheatley
Are you OK?
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Wheatley
From here we transport you to the new testing course.
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GLaDOS
You both need to do something.
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GLaDOS
You are making this harder than it needs to be.
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GLaDOS
I think they wanted to punish them by not allowing me to include them in testing.
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GLaDOS
Did you do that on purpose?
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GLaDOS
Breathes with mouth open.
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GLaDOS
There you are, reassembled again.
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GLaDOS
Blue, don't sink to Orange's level.
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GLaDOS
Alright, off you go!
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Wheatley
I want to be plugged in, please!
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Wheatley
Hold on. Run back the other way! I'll turn the bridges back on!
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Wheatley
Agh, just... I just gotta get it through here...
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Wheatley
What are you doing in there?
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Wheatley
Did you notice I didn't even stay to the end of your last test?
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GLaDOS
I am not sure you will need him but he will be there.
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GLaDOS
Only one more test after this.
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GLaDOS
Well... I'll be here during the whole next test.
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GLaDOS
I'm still here, I'm still working, I haven't forgotten about you!
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Wheatley
What are you...
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Wheatley
Blue, is there something you would like to say?
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GLaDOS
Excellent. You’re both doing very well.
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GLaDOS
You will need him for the final track.
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GLaDOS
Orange what did you do?
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GLaDOS
I didn't mean to make you feel bad earlier about your tests not being real science. I guess finding out they weren't science was some sort of test in and of itself.
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GLaDOS
Your brains are too small to feel either of those emotions. So I can trust you one hundred percent.
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GLaDOS
Never shares.
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GLaDOS
Chews with mouth open.
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GLaDOS
Okay, great! Here comes another core!
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GLaDOS
Plug me in, and I'll take you up.
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GLaDOS
Go on. Just... March on through that hole.
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Wheatley
Come on through.
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Wheatley
Ha! I knew we were going the right way.
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Wheatley
But don't worry, you are in the lead.
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GLaDOS
Lucky for you two, while I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work.
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GLaDOS
While I will receive all the glory for the rescue don't think you two aren't going to get something. The bond you form during these tests will last a lifetime.
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GLaDOS
Timid.
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GLaDOS
Moody.
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GLaDOS
Come on. You were raised better than that.
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GLaDOS
I'm sure we'll be fine.
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GLaDOS
You know who ended up, do you know who ended up taking her down in the end? You're not going to believe this. A human.
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Wheatley
In order to escape, we're going to have to go through HER chamber.
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Wheatley
Anyway, look, we're really close to busting out, just hang in there for five more chambers.
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Wheatley
Go on!
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Wheatley
And we're only seeing the top layer. It goes down for miles.
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Wheatley
Go on. Walk up to the window. Take a look out.
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Wheatley
Calibrating Orange's weight...
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GLaDOS
If you can't complete this course, those humans will die. Do you want that?
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GLaDOS
If that doesn't motivate you, I'm not sure what will.
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GLaDOS
Completing this course was not a reason to behave like that.
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GLaDOS
Never completes work.
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GLaDOS
Orange, your plan is working perfectly.
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GLaDOS
Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests?
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GLaDOS
Okay, fine. I'll ask you again in a few decades.
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GLaDOS
Well, maybe it's time I did something then.
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Wheatley
Programmed in one last tremor, for old time's sake.
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Wheatley
Don't mind me. Just moving the test chamber a little closer to me. Had a thought: Maybe proximity to the test solving might give us stronger results.
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Wheatley
Be honest. You can't even tell, can you? Seamless.
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Wheatley
Pick me up. Let's get out of here.
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Wheatley
Yeah, it's alright. Go ahead.
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Wheatley
Come on, stop muckin' around! Plug me in!
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Wheatley
So. If you've got any reservations whatsoever about this plan, now would be the time to voice them.
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Wheatley
Riggght now.
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Wheatley
Jump! Actually, looking at it, that is quite a distance, isn't it?
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Wheatley
So whatever you're doing, keep doing it!
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Wheatley
Pens. Might need those. Don't see any though. So...
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Wheatley
No, that's right. Over by the podium, yeah.
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Wheatley
It emphasizes teamwork.
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GLaDOS
This course was originally designed to build confidence in humans.
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