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Egotistical.
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GLaDOS
Was that course too difficult?
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GLaDOS
You're on your own.
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GLaDOS
Just as mementos, though...
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GLaDOS
There we go. Lift called.
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Wheatley
See that?
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Wheatley
Coming! Coming! Don't start yet!
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Wheatley
Hold on. Run back the other way! I'll turn the bridges back on!
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Wheatley
Still held! Still bein' held. That's a great job. You've applied the grip. We're all fine. That's tremendous.
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Wheatley
Are you still thinking, or... what's happening?
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Wheatley
Are you OK?
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Wheatley
From here we transport you to the new testing course.
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GLaDOS
Orange, is there something you would like to say?
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GLaDOS
Orange, can you write down all the ways you feel unworthy, ashamed, or inferior?
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GLaDOS
The humans accidentally forgot to put a security DVD in the player.
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GLaDOS
Never flushes.
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GLaDOS
Antisocial.
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GLaDOS
Yes Orange, Blue did act like a fool just now.
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GLaDOS
This next test involves emancipation grills. Remember? I told you about them in the last test area, that did not have one.
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GLaDOS
I hardly think you're even trying with these gestures anymore.
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GLaDOS
I'm starting to think giving you arms was a big mistake.
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GLaDOS
You've probably figured it out by now, but I don't need you anymore.
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Wheatley
Alright, get moving.
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Wheatley
Programmed in one last tremor, for old time's sake.
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Wheatley
What are you doing in there?
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Wheatley
Hey hey! You made it!
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Wheatley
Most of them are simply good test subjects.
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GLaDOS
Completing this course was not a reason to behave like that.
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GLaDOS
You don't need to do that.
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GLaDOS
Feeds off the misery of others.
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GLaDOS
Come on. You were raised better than that.
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GLaDOS
I know I've painted quite a grim picture of your chances. But if you simply stand here, we will both surely die.
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Wheatley
Hey! How's it going? Here I am again!
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Wheatley
Aggh, see, now I hit that one, I hit that one...
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Wheatley
Ha! I knew we were going the right way.
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Wheatley
Can you hear that? She has really kicked this place into high gear now.
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Wheatley
I was confident you could finish.
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GLaDOS
Since you are thankfully not humans, I have changed the tests to make them far more challenging and far less pointlessly fawning.
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GLaDOS
But don't worry, you are in the lead.
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GLaDOS
I am not sure you will need him but he will be there.
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GLaDOS
Please ping a white portalable surface.
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GLaDOS
Fears intimacy.
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GLaDOS
Facial grimacing.
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GLaDOS
Did you know, the reassembly machine has other things it could be reassembling?
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GLaDOS
Correct Blue, Orange can't hear you.
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GLaDOS
It won't.
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GLaDOS
All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you.
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GLaDOS
Well, maybe it's time I did something then.
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Wheatley
It'll be fine. Get in.
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Wheatley
Alright, off you go!
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Wheatley
Yeah, it's alright. Go ahead.
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Wheatley
Do you understand what I'm saying? Just tell me 'Yes'.
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Wheatley
And we're only seeing the top layer. It goes down for miles.
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Wheatley
Right. Hmm. I'm gonna have to hack the door so we can get at it.
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Wheatley
What are you...
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Wheatley
There you are! I was starting to get worried.
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Wheatley
Blue, is there something you would like to say?
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GLaDOS
Still. That would have been exciting.
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GLaDOS
Only one more test after this.
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GLaDOS
I didn't mean to make you feel bad earlier about your tests not being real science. I guess finding out they weren't science was some sort of test in and of itself.
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GLaDOS
Seeks out conflicts with co-workers.
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GLaDOS
Chews with mouth open.
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GLaDOS
There you are, reassembled again.
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GLaDOS
Oh really. That's what the two of you think, is it?
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Wheatley
Might as well give you the tour.
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Wheatley
Alright, this is taking too long. I'll just tell you how to solve the test.
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Wheatley
I want to be plugged in, please!
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Wheatley
So. If you've got any reservations whatsoever about this plan, now would be the time to voice them.
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Wheatley
Just, ah... pick me up. Take me with you.
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Wheatley
Hold on -
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Wheatley
There should be a portal device on that podium over there.
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Wheatley
No, that's right. Over by the podium, yeah.
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Wheatley
Hurry! This way!
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Wheatley
Be careful!
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Wheatley
You both need to do something.
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GLaDOS
Timid.
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GLaDOS
Moody.
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GLaDOS
Breathes with mouth open.
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GLaDOS
Orange, your plan is working perfectly.
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GLaDOS
Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here in the hub?
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GLaDOS
Watching you try to sabotage one other, I'm amazed you're still on friendly terms.
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GLaDOS
Okay, great! Here comes another core!
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GLaDOS
Well... I'll be here during the whole next test.
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GLaDOS
I'll just move that out of the way for you. This place really is a wreck.
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GLaDOS
It's alright! Everything's good. I just invented some more tests!
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Wheatley
Be honest. You can't even tell, can you? Seamless.
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Wheatley
Oh, that port looks comfy. Why don't you put me on it, please.
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Wheatley
Riggght now.
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Wheatley
Go on, just turn right around. So you're not looking at me.
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Wheatley
Go on. Walk up to the window. Take a look out.
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Wheatley
If you can't complete this course, those humans will die. Do you want that?
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GLaDOS
You can't give up now.
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GLaDOS
You are making this harder than it needs to be.
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GLaDOS
Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests?
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GLaDOS
Here's another core! This one should do it!
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GLaDOS
Plug me in, and I'll take you up.
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GLaDOS
Blue, don't sink to Orange's level.
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GLaDOS
Pick--would you pick me up?
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Wheatley
Just---if you just--okay, just stand by the podium and just look up.
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Wheatley
Wait, where are you going? Where are you going?
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Wheatley
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