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Antisocial.
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GLaDOS
Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here in the hub?
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GLaDOS
Just as mementos, though...
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GLaDOS
It's happening sooner than I expected.
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GLaDOS
All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you.
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GLaDOS
I'm starting to think giving you arms was a big mistake.
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GLaDOS
Go on!
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Wheatley
Hold on! The neurotoxin levels are going down.
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Wheatley
Ha! I knew we were going the right way.
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Wheatley
Since you are thankfully not humans, I have changed the tests to make them far more challenging and far less pointlessly fawning.
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GLaDOS
In case you were wondering, you do not need to be crushed to solve this test.
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GLaDOS
Now, we just need you to release the humans from their imprisonment.
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GLaDOS
Most of them are simply good test subjects.
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GLaDOS
Please ping a white portalable surface.
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GLaDOS
Breathes with mouth open.
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GLaDOS
Go on. Just... March on through that hole.
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Wheatley
Alright, going on three just gives you too much time to think about it. Let's, uh, go on one this time. Okay, ready?
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Wheatley
Go on!
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Wheatley
Maybe you ARE getting human emotions.
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GLaDOS
The humans accidentally forgot to put a security DVD in the player.
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GLaDOS
Chews with mouth open.
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GLaDOS
Was that course too difficult?
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GLaDOS
As long as I don't listen to what I'm saying, I should be okay.
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GLaDOS
Carry on.
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Wheatley
Riggght now.
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Wheatley
Get in the lift! Get in the lift!
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Wheatley
Did you notice I didn't even stay to the end of your last test?
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GLaDOS
Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests?
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GLaDOS
Are you scared to save those humans?
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GLaDOS
Watching you try to sabotage one other, I'm amazed you're still on friendly terms.
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GLaDOS
Come on. You were raised better than that.
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GLaDOS
All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you.
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GLaDOS
Well, maybe it's time I did something then.
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Wheatley
No. No. That was the solution. Rrrg! What am I missing?
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Wheatley
Be honest. You can't even tell, can you? Seamless.
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Wheatley
Hey! How's it going? Here I am again!
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Wheatley
Would you mind putting your back towards me? So I can see only your back. And not your face.
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Wheatley
From here we transport you to the new testing course.
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GLaDOS
If you can't complete this course, those humans will die. Do you want that in your memory banks?
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GLaDOS
Still. That would have been exciting.
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GLaDOS
While I will receive all the glory for the rescue don't think you two aren't going to get something. The bond you form during these tests will last a lifetime.
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GLaDOS
If you were wondering how could you annoy me without failing a test. Now you know.
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GLaDOS
Do you understand what I'm saying? Just tell me 'Yes'.
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Wheatley
Jump! Actually, looking at it, that is quite a distance, isn't it?
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Wheatley
Pens. Might need those. Don't see any though. So...
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Wheatley
Get to HER! I'll find you!
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Wheatley
Progress report: Still pretty tricky!
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Wheatley
I'm still here, I'm still working, I haven't forgotten about you!
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Wheatley
Orange receives
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GLaDOS
Never completes work.
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GLaDOS
Moody.
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GLaDOS
Egotistical.
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GLaDOS
Blue, don't sink to Orange's level.
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GLaDOS
You've probably figured it out by now, but I don't need you anymore.
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Wheatley
It's alright! Everything's good. I just invented some more tests!
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Wheatley
There we go. Lift called.
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Wheatley
Oh! It's going faster, which I was... not expecting.
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Wheatley
I want to be plugged in, please!
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Wheatley
Hold on -
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Wheatley
Excellent. You’re both doing very well.
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GLaDOS
Lucky for you two, while I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work.
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GLaDOS
Is that camera is hooked into the lock?
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GLaDOS
You can't give up now.
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GLaDOS
We are only two tests away from reaching the humans, are you as excited as I am?
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GLaDOS
Facial grimacing.
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GLaDOS
Yes it is! We can use it to get out of here!
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GLaDOS
Here's another core! This one should do it!
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GLaDOS
I'll interpret that gesture to mean that you want me to become even more vindictive toward you.
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GLaDOS
Oh really. That's what the two of you think, is it?
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Wheatley
See that?
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Wheatley
Don't listen to her, do it.
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Wheatley
Let's go in!
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Wheatley
Orange, is there something you would like to say?
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GLaDOS
I was confident you could finish.
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GLaDOS
This course was originally designed to build confidence in humans.
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GLaDOS
The humans can't free themselves.
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GLaDOS
Oh... can someone reassemble Orange?
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GLaDOS
You two aren't lost are you?
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GLaDOS
I trust you. You are my favorite cooperative testing subject.
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GLaDOS
I'm sure we'll be fine.
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GLaDOS
Okay, down these stairs.
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Wheatley
In order to escape, we're going to have to go through HER chamber.
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Wheatley
Better yet, don't say anything.
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Wheatley
I'm pretty sure we're going the right way. Just to reassure you...
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Wheatley
If you can't complete this course, those humans will die. Do you want that?
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GLaDOS
You will need him for the final track.
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GLaDOS
If that doesn't motivate you, I'm not sure what will.
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GLaDOS
Always sulking.
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GLaDOS
If I made these tests any easier, they wouldn't be tests.
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GLaDOS
Okay, great! Here comes another core!
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GLaDOS
Here, let me get that for you.
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GLaDOS
Wait! I know! You get into the lift, okay? Then I'll eject myself out of my new body into the lift just as you pass by me! Brilliant.
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Wheatley
Designed this test myself. It's a little bit difficult.
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Wheatley
Alright, off you go!
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Wheatley
Here I go!
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Wheatley
Go! Go go go!
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Wheatley
Allright, what have we got?
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Wheatley
Are you alright?
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Wheatley
Congratulations on completing that test. But something seems off.
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GLaDOS
Congratulations on completing that last test. But I find something troubling.
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GLaDOS
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