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I can only place a portal on a white portalable surface.
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GLaDOS
I have noticed you two have become extremely close. I'm not sure I like that.
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GLaDOS
I know I've painted quite a grim picture of your chances. But if you simply stand here, we will both surely die.
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Wheatley
I'm still here, I'm still working, I haven't forgotten about you!
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Wheatley
In case you were wondering, you do not need to be crushed to solve this test.
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GLaDOS
Underestimates scope of work. They all do.
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GLaDOS
Stubborn.
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GLaDOS
Are you... are you sure you're solving these correctly?
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Wheatley
Pick me up. Let's get out of here.
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Wheatley
In order to escape, we're going to have to go through HER chamber.
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Wheatley
This looks dangerous. I'll hold the light steady.
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Wheatley
Blue receives
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GLaDOS
We are now going to take a break from the collaboration for an instructional competition.
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GLaDOS
Remember when I told you that you were the only subjects to pass the calibration tests?
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GLaDOS
An extra special bonus course that ends with us finding and freeing humans!
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GLaDOS
Insecure.
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GLaDOS
Chews with mouth open.
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GLaDOS
I think I can break us out of here in the next chamber. Just play along.
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GLaDOS
Sollllve it...
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Wheatley
Oh, and don't bother trying to portal out of here, because it's impossible, okay? I thought of everything.
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Wheatley
Here I go!
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Wheatley
Do you give up? It was the floor. Lying down on the floor. Is where I am. Needing you to pick me up.
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Wheatley
Progress report: Still pretty tricky!
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Wheatley
You are doing wonderfully.
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GLaDOS
Still. That would have been exciting.
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GLaDOS
You don't need to do that.
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GLaDOS
If I made these tests any easier, they wouldn't be tests.
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GLaDOS
Hold on...
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GLaDOS
If you were wondering how could you annoy me without failing a test. Now you know.
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GLaDOS
All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you.
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GLaDOS
Aggh, see, now I hit that one, I hit that one...
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Wheatley
Oh. You MIGHT want to hang onto to something. Word of advice, up to you.
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Wheatley
What's happening? Um. Hmm... Ok.
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Wheatley
Timid.
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GLaDOS
Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests?
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GLaDOS
Yes Orange, we are alone. Blue can't hear you.
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GLaDOS
Yeah, it's alright. Go ahead.
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Wheatley
Apparently this human escaped and nobody's seen him since.
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Wheatley
Do you understand what I'm saying? Just tell me 'Yes'.
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Wheatley
Try to make your way back out here!
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Wheatley
On second thought we don't have the time, just look at how much better you are than blue.
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GLaDOS
Since you are thankfully not humans, I have changed the tests to make them far more challenging and far less pointlessly fawning.
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GLaDOS
Stubborn.
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GLaDOS
Watching you try to sabotage one other, I'm amazed you're still on friendly terms.
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GLaDOS
Hold on. Run back the other way! I'll turn the bridges back on!
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Wheatley
Agh!
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Wheatley
Oh wait! I've got it I've got it I've got it! No, I haven't got it.
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Wheatley
Tell you what, here's a plan. Let's just both... continue contemplating... in absolute silence...
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Wheatley
Oh, hang on. What if we gave it something ELSE to scan?
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Wheatley
Alright, now. She can't use her turrets. So let's go and take care of that neurotoxin generator as well.
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Wheatley
See you at the bottom. Good luck!
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Wheatley
Did you know we originally used these cameras to capture moments of intense pain and agony in test subjects?
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GLaDOS
Correct Blue, Orange can't hear you.
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GLaDOS
I have to agree. Blue is penalized 75 science collaboration points.
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GLaDOS
It won't.
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GLaDOS
You've probably figured it out by now, but I don't need you anymore.
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Wheatley
Ah. Hmmmm.
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Wheatley
Hurry!
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Wheatley
Just... have a look through the old window.
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Wheatley
Agh!
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Wheatley
That's it, no, that's it! Yeah.
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Wheatley
Can you hear that? She has really kicked this place into high gear now.
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Wheatley
You already did this one. It'll be easy.
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GLaDOS
Did you know, the reassembly machine has other things it could be reassembling?
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GLaDOS
Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here in the hub?
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GLaDOS
That's his voice up ahead.
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GLaDOS
Designed this test myself. It's a little bit difficult.
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Wheatley
We're not safe yet. Quick! Follow the walkway.
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Wheatley
We are going to shut down her turret production line, turn off her neurotoxin, and then confront her.
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Wheatley
Calibrating Orange's weight...
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GLaDOS
I think they wanted to punish them by not allowing me to include them in testing.
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GLaDOS
Fears conflict.
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GLaDOS
Orange, to be clear. I was just asking Blue if he trusted you.
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GLaDOS
Awful attendance record.
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GLaDOS
Steals lunch from staff fridge.
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GLaDOS
Problems with authority.
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GLaDOS
Orange, how well do you really know Blue? Do you trust Blue?
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GLaDOS
Blue, do you feel betrayed by orange for telling me those horrible things about you?
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GLaDOS
This is the last test for the standard course. It's just something I whipped up for you. I thought you might enjoy a challenge for once.
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GLaDOS
I thought going back to these old tests would satisfy me. But try as you might to fail this next test, I still won't be satisfied.
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GLaDOS
Never flushes.
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GLaDOS
Argumentative.
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GLaDOS
Orange, Blue and I were just discussing your behavior on the last few tests.
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GLaDOS
Yes Orange, Blue did act like a fool just now.
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GLaDOS
Plug me in, and I'll take you up.
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GLaDOS
Alright. Didn't go for that, I see. Knew I was lying. Point to you. But you still are inhaling neurotoxin. So, point deducted.
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Wheatley
Alright, get moving.
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Wheatley
Go on. Just jam me in over there.
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Wheatley
Alright, just a second...
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Wheatley
We have to get you out of there!
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Wheatley
What are you doing in there?
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Wheatley
Ugh!
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Wheatley
No, that's right. Over by the podium, yeah.
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Wheatley
Let's keep moving. The factory entrance must be around here somewhere.
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Wheatley
No, no, I'm sure it's this way. I'm definitely sure it's this way.
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Wheatley
If you can't complete this course, those humans will die. Do you want that in your memory banks?
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GLaDOS
Oh... can someone reassemble Blue?
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GLaDOS
Humans find that an admirable trait.
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GLaDOS
Blue, it's not nice to make fun of Orange like that.
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GLaDOS
But just work with me.
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GLaDOS
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