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Was that course too difficult?
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GLaDOS
Okay, great! Here comes another core!
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GLaDOS
All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you.
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GLaDOS
I'm starting to think giving you arms was a big mistake.
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GLaDOS
Don't listen to her, do it.
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Wheatley
Hey! How's it going? Here I am again!
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Wheatley
So whatever you're doing, keep doing it!
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Wheatley
In case you were wondering, you do not need to be crushed to solve this test.
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GLaDOS
Try something.
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GLaDOS
I think they wanted to punish them by not allowing me to include them in testing.
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GLaDOS
Never shares.
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GLaDOS
Facial grimacing.
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GLaDOS
Chews with mouth open.
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GLaDOS
Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here in the hub?
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GLaDOS
Are you scared to save those humans?
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GLaDOS
Correct Blue, Orange can't hear you.
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GLaDOS
Just as mementos, though...
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GLaDOS
Go on. Just... March on through that hole.
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Wheatley
Hold on. Run back the other way! I'll turn the bridges back on!
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Wheatley
Go on!
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Wheatley
Here she comes! Keep testing! Remember: you never saw me!
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Wheatley
Go on. Walk up to the window. Take a look out.
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Wheatley
What are you...
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Wheatley
There you are! I was starting to get worried.
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Wheatley
From here we transport you to the new testing course.
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GLaDOS
I was confident you could finish.
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GLaDOS
You can't give up now.
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GLaDOS
Most of them are simply good test subjects.
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GLaDOS
Your brains are too small to feel either of those emotions. So I can trust you one hundred percent.
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GLaDOS
The humans accidentally forgot to put a security DVD in the player.
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GLaDOS
Orange, your plan is working perfectly.
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GLaDOS
There you are, reassembled again.
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GLaDOS
It's alright! Everything's good. I just invented some more tests!
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Wheatley
You know who ended up, do you know who ended up taking her down in the end? You're not going to believe this. A human.
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Wheatley
What's going on?
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Wheatley
And we're only seeing the top layer. It goes down for miles.
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Wheatley
Get in the lift! Get in the lift!
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Wheatley
Please ping a white portalable surface.
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GLaDOS
Oh... can someone reassemble Orange?
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GLaDOS
I have noticed you two have become extremely close. I'm not sure I like that.
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GLaDOS
Well... I'll be here during the whole next test.
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GLaDOS
You've probably figured it out by now, but I don't need you anymore.
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Wheatley
Well, maybe it's time I did something then.
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Wheatley
Agh, just... I just gotta get it through here...
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Wheatley
Aggh, see, now I hit that one, I hit that one...
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Wheatley
Hold on -
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Wheatley
Ha! I knew we were going the right way.
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Wheatley
I'm still here, I'm still working, I haven't forgotten about you!
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Wheatley
Anyway, look, the point is we're gonna break out of here, alright? But we can't do it yet. Look for me fifteen chambers ahead.
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Wheatley
If you can't complete this course, those humans will die. Do you want that in your memory banks?
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GLaDOS
Is that camera is hooked into the lock?
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GLaDOS
Watching you try to sabotage one other, I'm amazed you're still on friendly terms.
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GLaDOS
Come on. You were raised better than that.
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GLaDOS
Yes it is! We can use it to get out of here!
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GLaDOS
Blue, don't sink to Orange's level.
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GLaDOS
Okay, fine. I'll ask you again in a few decades.
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GLaDOS
It'll be fine. Get in.
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Wheatley
I know I've painted quite a grim picture of your chances. But if you simply stand here, we will both surely die.
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Wheatley
Come on, stop muckin' around! Plug me in!
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Wheatley
Did you notice I didn't even stay to the end of your last test?
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GLaDOS
Since you are thankfully not humans, I have changed the tests to make them far more challenging and far less pointlessly fawning.
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GLaDOS
I am not sure you will need him but he will be there.
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GLaDOS
Still. That would have been exciting.
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GLaDOS
Never completes work.
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GLaDOS
Moody.
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GLaDOS
I'm sure we'll be fine.
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GLaDOS
As long as I don't listen to what I'm saying, I should be okay.
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GLaDOS
Be honest. You can't even tell, can you? Seamless.
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Wheatley
Okay, down these stairs.
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Wheatley
I want to be plugged in, please!
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Wheatley
Riggght now.
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Wheatley
What are you doing in there?
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Wheatley
Calibrating Orange's weight...
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GLaDOS
Now, we just need you to release the humans from their imprisonment.
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GLaDOS
Has irritating opinions.
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GLaDOS
Histrionic.
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GLaDOS
Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests?
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GLaDOS
I trust you. You are my favorite cooperative testing subject.
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GLaDOS
Here's another core! This one should do it!
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GLaDOS
If you were wondering how could you annoy me without failing a test. Now you know.
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GLaDOS
I'll interpret that gesture to mean that you want me to become even more vindictive toward you.
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GLaDOS
Go on. Get in.
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Wheatley
Alright, off you go!
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Wheatley
On ya go.
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Wheatley
In order to escape, we're going to have to go through HER chamber.
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Wheatley
Come on! Come on!
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Wheatley
Anyway, look, we're really close to busting out, just hang in there for five more chambers.
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Wheatley
Okay, I've just gotta concentrate!
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Wheatley
Would you mind putting your back towards me? So I can see only your back. And not your face.
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Wheatley
Hurry!
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Wheatley
Excellent. You’re both doing very well.
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GLaDOS
You are doing wonderfully.
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GLaDOS
If you can't complete this course, those humans will die. Do you want that?
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GLaDOS
You will need him for the final track.
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GLaDOS
While I will receive all the glory for the rescue don't think you two aren't going to get something. The bond you form during these tests will last a lifetime.
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GLaDOS
Blue to be clear, I was asking if Orange trusted you.
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GLaDOS
Plug me in, and I'll take you up.
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GLaDOS
There we go. Lift called.
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Wheatley
Wait! I know! You get into the lift, okay? Then I'll eject myself out of my new body into the lift just as you pass by me! Brilliant.
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Wheatley
Might as well give you the tour.
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Wheatley
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