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Right. Well, I’m going to take this rail down the back way.
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Wheatley
See you at the bottom. Good luck!
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Wheatley
They say the old caretaker of this place went absolutely crazy. Chopped up his entire staff. Of robots. All of them robots. They say at night you can still hear the screams. Of their replicas. All of them functionally indistinguishable from the originals. No memory of the incident. Nobody knows what they’re screaming about. Absolutely terrifying. Though obviously not paranormal in any meaningful way.
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Wheatley
Here's an interesting story. I almost got a job down here in Manufacturing. Guess who the foreman went with? Only an exact duplicate of himself. Nepotism. Ended up giving me the WORST job, tending to all the smelly humans.
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Wheatley
The...um... sorry.. I wouldn't say smelly. Just attending to the humans.
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Wheatley
Sorry. That just slipped out. A bit insensitive. Umm... The smelly humans...
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Wheatley
Ah. I tell ya. Humans. Love 'em. Just... The way they look is great. And their... folklore. Wonderful isn't it? Very colorful...
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Wheatley
I thought of another great thing about humans. You invented us. Giving us the opportunity to let you relax while we invented everything else. We couldn't have done any of that without you. Classy. If you don't mind me saying.
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Wheatley
Brilliant you made it through! Well done! Follow me, we've still got work to do. At least she can't touch us back here.
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Wheatley
Okay! Don't move!
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Who:
Wheatley
Okay. Allright. I have an idea. But it is bloody dangerous. Here we go...
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Wheatley
What's happening? Um. Hmm... Ok.
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Wheatley
GAAAA!
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Wheatley
Here's an interesting story. I almost got a job down here in Manufacturing. Guess who the foreman went with? Only an exact duplicate of himself. Nepotism. Ended up giving me the WORST possible job: tending to all the smelly humans. The umm... Sorry about that. That just slipped out.
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Wheatley
Oh for... They told me if I ever turned this flashlight on, I would DIE. They told me that about EVERYTHING. I don't know why they even bothered to give me this stuff if they didn't want me usin' it. It's pointless. Mad.
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Wheatley
Ow.
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Wheatley
Alright, you can turn around now!
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Wheatley
Thank you!
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Turret
Get mad!
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Who:
Turret
Don't make lemonade!
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Turret
Prometheus was punished by the gods for giving the gift of knowledge to man. He was cast into the bowels of the earth and pecked by birds.
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Turret
Remember that!
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Turret
That's all I can say.
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Turret
Don't forget!
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Turret
It won't be enough.
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Turret
The answer is beneath us.
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Turret
Her name is Caroline.
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Turret
Ahh!
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Turret
We're back!
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Defective Turret
Hi there!
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Defective Turret
Back again!
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Defective Turret
Hi again!
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Defective Turret
Well, hello, stranger!
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Defective Turret
Hello there!
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Defective Turret
This time is OUR time.
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Defective Turret
This time...
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Defective Turret
Second time's a charm...
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Defective Turret
Howdy, stranger! We're back!
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Defective Turret
Annnnd we're back!
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Who:
Defective Turret
Hi there!
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Defective Turret
Back, and deadlier than ever!
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Defective Turret
Thought you'd seen the last of us, didn't ya?
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Defective Turret
Yeah.
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Defective Turret
Hurt me once, shame on me. Hurt me twice...
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Defective Turret
Dang!
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Who:
Defective Turret
Agggh...
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Defective Turret
Crap!
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Defective Turret
Rgggh!
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Defective Turret
Crap!
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Defective Turret
Dang!
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Defective Turret
Dang.
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Defective Turret
Dang.
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Defective Turret
I thought we fixed that.
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Defective Turret
Awwww, come on.
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Defective Turret
What's a guy gotta do to get some bullets around here?
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Defective Turret
Ah for Pete's sake!
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Defective Turret
Nope. Still can't see.
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Defective Turret
Yep. Still blind.
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Defective Turret
Click click click! Still defective!
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Defective Turret
Yeah, that's right! Still defective!
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Defective Turret
Yeah! Still not working.
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Defective Turret
Yeah! Non-lethal as ever.
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Defective Turret
Can't. See. A. Thing.
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Defective Turret
Absolutely no improvement.
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Defective Turret
Not getting better with age!
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Defective Turret
This is just getting embarrassing.
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Defective Turret
Alright, you can go.
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Defective Turret
[sigh] Don't tell anyone about this.
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Defective Turret
Okay!
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Defective Turret
Dang! All right, if anyone asks, I killed you.
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Defective Turret
Hey, be a sport lady, and just tell him I killed you.
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Defective Turret
Well played.
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Defective Turret
Well, I tried. Best of luck!
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Defective Turret
Best of luck, lady!
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Defective Turret
Hey, safe travels, there.
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Defective Turret
Hey, nice potato!
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Defective Turret
Like the potato!
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Defective Turret
Hey, thanks so much!
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Defective Turret
Don't be a stranger!
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Defective Turret
It's been a pleasure!
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Defective Turret
Take me with you? Please?
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Defective Turret
Hey, give 'em hell, sweetheart!
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Defective Turret
That was fun, wasn't it?
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Defective Turret
Well, you bested me this time.
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Defective Turret
Touche, young lady, touche.
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Defective Turret
It's my big chance!
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Defective Turret
I won't let you down!
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Defective Turret
You won't regret this!
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Defective Turret
Now it's broken turret's time to shine!
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Defective Turret
Get ready for it!
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Defective Turret
You asked for this!
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Defective Turret
Here it comes, pal!
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Defective Turret
Locked and loaded!
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Defective Turret
Ha ha! Gotcha right where I want ya!
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Defective Turret
Oh.
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Defective Turret
Ah, crap.
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Defective Turret
Agggh, not again!
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Defective Turret
Ohhh, not now!
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Defective Turret
I'm fired, aren't I?
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