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This is trouble.
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Defective Turret
Oh, this ain't good.
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Watch out, pal!
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Agggh! I'm on fire!
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Die!
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Defective Turret
I can't see a thing. What just happened? Better open fire! [click click click click] Dang!
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Oh thank god. You saved my bacon, pal. Where we going? Is this a jailbreak? I can't see a thing.
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Yeah! Let's do this!
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Yeah, let's do this.
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Yeah, alright.
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Fantastic.
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No, wait, wait!
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Hey, hold on now WHOA WHOA WHOA!
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Oh, this is ridiculous!
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Oh, come on!
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What are you doing no no no no no!
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Oh, this is ridiculous!
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Well, I tried.
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Well, can't win 'em all...
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Nooooooooo...
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You can't fire me I quit!
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Oh, come on, you guys!
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Oh, this is just PERFECT!
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Oh, come ON!
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Aw, come on!
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This isn't fair!
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Give me another channnnce!
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No no wait wait waitAGGGHHHH
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Nonononononono!
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Ah, come on!
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Hey, hold on whoa whoa whoa whoa!
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Hey wait wait wait wait wait wait!
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Hey wait wait wait wait wait wait!
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No no, no no, no no, whoa whoa, no, whoa!
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Where we going? What are we doing? Agh!
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Hey, where are we goingNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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You messed with the wrong turret!
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Heh heh heh heh...
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Moo hoo ha ha ha ha
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Moo hoo ha ha ha ha...
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Heh heh heh heh...
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Moo hoo ha ha ha ha...
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Heh heh heh heh...
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Yeah! Ha ha ha!
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Heh heh heh...
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Really? Alright.
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Yes indeed. Yes indeed.
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Alright. Your funeral, pal.
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So... we're all supposed to be blind, then, right? It's not just me? Alright, fantastic.
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I, uh... don't have any bullets. Are you gonna give me any bullets? Are the bullets up there?
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Where do I get my gun?
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Do, uh.... we get some eyes at some point?
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Yeah, I'm uh... I'm a bad man!
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I, uh... I am a bad man.
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Well, I gave it everything I could. Can't ask for more than that.
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Uhhhh... Blam! Blam blam blam! I'm not defective!
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Well, I did my best.
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Oh no, I'm one of the bad ones, aren't I?
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Hey! Squeaky-voice! Gimme some of your bullets!
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Can I get some bullets here? Anybody got bullets?
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Anyone got any bullets?
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Well, I tried.
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Uhhh, no bullets. Sorry.
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No can do.
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Uhhh, no bullets. Sorry.
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Hey! Squeaky-voice! How'd I do?
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YEAH! What's happening?
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Yeah, I GOT it, didn't I?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Did I hit it? I hit it, didn't I?
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Yeah. Clickety click click. Right on the money.
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Shootin' blanks every time, ALL the time.
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Yeah, that's right. Little bullseye.
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What'd I hit?
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Well, can't win 'em all.
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How was that?
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Standing down.
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I'm trouble.
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Watch and learn, everybody. Watch and learn.
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Alright, check THIS out.
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Alright, stand back, everybody.
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Time to watch the master.
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Watch and learn, everyone. Watch and learn.
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So what am I, uh, supposed to do here?
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