Please make sure you own these games if you are going to listen to their content!
News: Loading...
Quote:
Who:
Portal 2
Portal 2 DLC
Portal 2 PTI
Portal 2 Music
Portal 1
Portal 1 Music
Team Fortress 2
TF2 Music
Like
+1
Tweet
@Portal2Sounds
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
Popular
Original Order
Random
This site requires that
Javascript be enabled
.
This is trouble.
Listens:
879
Who:
Defective Turret
Oh, this ain't good.
Listens:
1016
Who:
Defective Turret
Watch out, pal!
Listens:
1074
Who:
Defective Turret
Agggh! I'm on fire!
Listens:
7164
Who:
Defective Turret
Die!
Listens:
1609
Who:
Defective Turret
I can't see a thing. What just happened? Better open fire! [click click click click] Dang!
Listens:
20467
Who:
Defective Turret
Oh thank god. You saved my bacon, pal. Where we going? Is this a jailbreak? I can't see a thing.
Listens:
6663
Who:
Defective Turret
Yeah! Let's do this!
Listens:
520
Who:
Defective Turret
Yeah, let's do this.
Listens:
392
Who:
Defective Turret
Yeah, alright.
Listens:
430
Who:
Defective Turret
clickclickclick
Listens:
6186
Who:
Defective Turret
clickclickclick
Listens:
1336
Who:
Defective Turret
clickclickclick
Listens:
1055
Who:
Defective Turret
clickclickclick
Listens:
700
Who:
Defective Turret
clickclickclick
Listens:
971
Who:
Defective Turret
clickclickclick
Listens:
606
Who:
Defective Turret
clickclickclick
Listens:
533
Who:
Defective Turret
clickclickclick
Listens:
524
Who:
Defective Turret
clickclickclick
Listens:
488
Who:
Defective Turret
clickclickclick
Listens:
443
Who:
Defective Turret
clickclickclick
Listens:
498
Who:
Defective Turret
clickclickclick
Listens:
504
Who:
Defective Turret
clickclickclick
Listens:
449
Who:
Defective Turret
clickclickclick
Listens:
443
Who:
Defective Turret
clickclickclick
Listens:
810
Who:
Defective Turret
Fantastic.
Listens:
846
Who:
Defective Turret
No, wait, wait!
Listens:
556
Who:
Defective Turret
Hey, hold on now WHOA WHOA WHOA!
Listens:
1587
Who:
Defective Turret
Oh, this is ridiculous!
Listens:
903
Who:
Defective Turret
Oh, come on!
Listens:
550
Who:
Defective Turret
What are you doing no no no no no!
Listens:
1016
Who:
Defective Turret
Oh, this is ridiculous!
Listens:
537
Who:
Defective Turret
Well, I tried.
Listens:
785
Who:
Defective Turret
Well, can't win 'em all...
Listens:
482
Who:
Defective Turret
Nooooooooo...
Listens:
1552
Who:
Defective Turret
You can't fire me I quit!
Listens:
3833
Who:
Defective Turret
Oh, come on, you guys!
Listens:
601
Who:
Defective Turret
Oh, this is just PERFECT!
Listens:
1350
Who:
Defective Turret
Oh, come ON!
Listens:
800
Who:
Defective Turret
Aw, come on!
Listens:
662
Who:
Defective Turret
This isn't fair!
Listens:
625
Who:
Defective Turret
Give me another channnnce!
Listens:
764
Who:
Defective Turret
No no wait wait waitAGGGHHHH
Listens:
2276
Who:
Defective Turret
Nonononononono!
Listens:
6829
Who:
Defective Turret
Ah, come on!
Listens:
441
Who:
Defective Turret
Hey, hold on whoa whoa whoa whoa!
Listens:
714
Who:
Defective Turret
Hey wait wait wait wait wait wait!
Listens:
474
Who:
Defective Turret
Hey wait wait wait wait wait wait!
Listens:
573
Who:
Defective Turret
No no, no no, no no, whoa whoa, no, whoa!
Listens:
835
Who:
Defective Turret
Where we going? What are we doing? Agh!
Listens:
480
Who:
Defective Turret
Hey, where are we goingNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Listens:
3848
Who:
Defective Turret
You messed with the wrong turret!
Listens:
18930
Who:
Defective Turret
Heh heh heh heh...
Listens:
571
Who:
Defective Turret
Moo hoo ha ha ha ha
Listens:
1231
Who:
Defective Turret
Moo hoo ha ha ha ha...
Listens:
764
Who:
Defective Turret
Heh heh heh heh...
Listens:
434
Who:
Defective Turret
Moo hoo ha ha ha ha...
Listens:
3328
Who:
Defective Turret
Heh heh heh heh...
Listens:
428
Who:
Defective Turret
Yeah! Ha ha ha!
Listens:
358
Who:
Defective Turret
Heh heh heh...
Listens:
404
Who:
Defective Turret
Really? Alright.
Listens:
357
Who:
Defective Turret
Yes indeed. Yes indeed.
Listens:
2197
Who:
Defective Turret
Alright. Your funeral, pal.
Listens:
559
Who:
Defective Turret
So... we're all supposed to be blind, then, right? It's not just me? Alright, fantastic.
Listens:
2230
Who:
Defective Turret
I, uh... don't have any bullets. Are you gonna give me any bullets? Are the bullets up there?
Listens:
4374
Who:
Defective Turret
Where do I get my gun?
Listens:
727
Who:
Defective Turret
Do, uh.... we get some eyes at some point?
Listens:
691
Who:
Defective Turret
Yeah, I'm uh... I'm a bad man!
Listens:
921
Who:
Defective Turret
I, uh... I am a bad man.
Listens:
846
Who:
Defective Turret
Well, I gave it everything I could. Can't ask for more than that.
Listens:
535
Who:
Defective Turret
Uhhhh... Blam! Blam blam blam! I'm not defective!
Listens:
3844
Who:
Defective Turret
Well, I did my best.
Listens:
435
Who:
Defective Turret
Oh no, I'm one of the bad ones, aren't I?
Listens:
1067
Who:
Defective Turret
Hey! Squeaky-voice! Gimme some of your bullets!
Listens:
2421
Who:
Defective Turret
Can I get some bullets here? Anybody got bullets?
Listens:
720
Who:
Defective Turret
Anyone got any bullets?
Listens:
632
Who:
Defective Turret
Well, I tried.
Listens:
395
Who:
Defective Turret
Uhhh, no bullets. Sorry.
Listens:
528
Who:
Defective Turret
No can do.
Listens:
354
Who:
Defective Turret
Uhhh, no bullets. Sorry.
Listens:
441
Who:
Defective Turret
Hey! Squeaky-voice! How'd I do?
Listens:
875
Who:
Defective Turret
YEAH! What's happening?
Listens:
425
Who:
Defective Turret
Yeah, I GOT it, didn't I?
Listens:
420
Who:
Defective Turret
Yeah.
Listens:
355
Who:
Defective Turret
Yeah.
Listens:
359
Who:
Defective Turret
Did I hit it? I hit it, didn't I?
Listens:
444
Who:
Defective Turret
Yeah. Clickety click click. Right on the money.
Listens:
3196
Who:
Defective Turret
Shootin' blanks every time, ALL the time.
Listens:
1327
Who:
Defective Turret
Yeah, that's right. Little bullseye.
Listens:
393
Who:
Defective Turret
What'd I hit?
Listens:
369
Who:
Defective Turret
Well, can't win 'em all.
Listens:
361
Who:
Defective Turret
How was that?
Listens:
355
Who:
Defective Turret
Standing down.
Listens:
367
Who:
Defective Turret
I'm trouble.
Listens:
361
Who:
Defective Turret
Watch and learn, everybody. Watch and learn.
Listens:
392
Who:
Defective Turret
Alright, check THIS out.
Listens:
369
Who:
Defective Turret
Alright, stand back, everybody.
Listens:
372
Who:
Defective Turret
Time to watch the master.
Listens:
474
Who:
Defective Turret
Watch and learn, everyone. Watch and learn.
Listens:
448
Who:
Defective Turret
So what am I, uh, supposed to do here?
Listens:
1139
Who:
Defective Turret
00:00 / 00:00
Test Player
Like these quotes? Share them with your friends!
