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Identify yourself or I will shoot.
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Hello.
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Yeah, how ya doin'.
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Pleased to meetcha.
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Yeah! Let's do this!
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Who said that?
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Yeah, what?
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Put me in the game, coach!
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Hello. Hello. Hell-- Aw, crap...
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Yeah, hey, how ya doin'?
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I'm gonna make you proud!
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Hello.
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Crap.
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I'm not defective!
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I'm not defective!
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Why?
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I did everything you asked!
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I'm fine!
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But I need to protect the humans!
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Wheeeeeeee!
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I’m afraid of heights!
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Hooray!
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Glorious freedom!
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Come closer.
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Something’s wrong...
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What are you doing?
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Failure...
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I’m on fire ow.
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Can't breathe...
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Excuse me, you’re squishing me.
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Um, hello?
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Help! Being squished!
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Excuse me?
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Hello?
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I'm different...
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Thanks anyway...
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Take me with you...
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Take me with you...
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Good shot!
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Well done!
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I need backup!
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You have excellent aim!
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I never liked her.
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These things happen.
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That was nobody’s fault.
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She was provoking you.
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She probably deserved it.
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I saw it. It was an accident.
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She’s probably okay.
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Noted.
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Hi?
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Target aquired.
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Dispensing product
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Hello? Friend.
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Gotcha!
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There you are
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