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Blue is penalized
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341
Who:
GLaDOS
I'll give you credit: I guess you ARE listening to me. But for the record: You don't have to go THAT slowly.
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341
Who:
GLaDOS
If you ARE there, would you mind... giving me a little bit of help? [nervous laugh] Just picking me up.
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341
Who:
Wheatley
Gah!
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341
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Wheatley
Ah! Brilliant. You made it through, well done.
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341
Who:
Wheatley
Follow me! You're gonna love this.
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341
Who:
Wheatley
The portal will open and something will happen that Subject Blue is too smart to need any instructions about in three. Two. One.
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340
Who:
GLaDOS
Congratulations on passing that test.
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340
Who:
GLaDOS
Run, for goodness sake!
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340
Who:
Wheatley
I'm trouble.
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340
Who:
Defective Turret
'Hygiene.' Huh. That's all it says.
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339
Who:
GLaDOS
Don't take anything with you.
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339
Who:
GLaDOS
You asked for this!
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339
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Defective Turret
That conversion gel has been sitting in that pipe going stagnant for years. You'll probably get botulism portalling through it like that.
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338
Who:
Wheatley
If you are alive, can you say something. Jump around so I know you are OK?
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338
Who:
Wheatley
Don't mind me. Continue escaping.
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337
Who:
Wheatley
Get ready for it!
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337
Who:
Defective Turret
Hold on, hold on, hold on... Almost there...
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336
Who:
Wheatley
Yeah! Ha ha ha!
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336
Who:
Defective Turret
Really? Alright.
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336
Who:
Defective Turret
No can do.
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336
Who:
Defective Turret
Standing down.
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336
Who:
Defective Turret
Each portal gun may create two self-contained portals.
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335
Who:
GLaDOS
Cryptic.
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335
Who:
GLaDOS
He's found the cooperative testing initiative. It's... em, just something I came up with to phase out human test subjects.
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335
Who:
GLaDOS
Plug me in, we're running out of time.
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335
Who:
GLaDOS
I tell you, if I was up against impossible odds, this is the way I'd want to go out: mashed with dignity. That'd be the way I'd choose.
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335
Who:
Wheatley
How was that?
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335
Who:
Defective Turret
Oh, sorry. I'm still cleaning out the test chambers.
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334
Who:
GLaDOS
Yeah.
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334
Who:
Defective Turret
Where'd you go?
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333
Who:
Wheatley
Okay, I'll take that as a no, then.
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333
Who:
Wheatley
Ummmm. Yeah, I can't do it if you're watching.
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333
Who:
Wheatley
Agghh!
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332
Who:
GLaDOS
Blue is first to acquire a Portal Device.
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331
Who:
GLaDOS
I swear I know him...
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331
Who:
GLaDOS
Yeah.
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331
Who:
Defective Turret
Ah! There you are. Great. Let me just get rid of this catwalk.
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330
Who:
Wheatley
I'll be honest, I might have heard that one before, though. Sort of cheating.
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330
Who:
Wheatley
OW...
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330
Who:
Wheatley
And she will probably kill us if, um, she's awake.
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330
Who:
Wheatley
So. Was there anything you wanted to apologize to ME for?
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329
Who:
GLaDOS
What are you doing? Put me back this instant.
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329
Who:
GLaDOS
This is the main breaker room. Look for a switch that says ESCAPE POD. Alright? Don't touch ANYTHING else.
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329
Who:
Wheatley
Before you leave, why don't we do one more test? For old time's sake...
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328
Who:
GLaDOS
Well, can't win 'em all.
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328
Who:
Defective Turret
The dual portal device should be around here somewhere. Once you find it, we can start testing. Just like old times.
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327
Who:
GLaDOS
Look how small you are down there! I can barely see you! Very tiny and insignificant!
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327
Who:
Wheatley
Oh! Oh! Don't leave me behind! Do pick me up, if you would...
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327
Who:
Wheatley
A...A...A...A...A... Umm... A.
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327
Who:
Wheatley
Your vitals remain well within testing norms, so there is no need to worry about sudden death from collaborative shock syndrome.
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326
Who:
GLaDOS
Orange, now you're just being cruel. Orange receives 25 science collaboration points.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Antagonistic. I don't know about that.
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325
Who:
GLaDOS
We all agree you should stop.
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325
Who:
GLaDOS
We're running out of time...
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325
Who:
GLaDOS
Excellent. I think you have earned a break from the official testing courses.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Never listens.
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324
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GLaDOS
Okay, almost there. On the other side of that wall is one of the old testing tracks. There's a piece of equipment in there we're gonna need to get out of here. I think this is a docking station. Get ready...
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324
Who:
Wheatley
This final course is training to reach the human vault. So this actually has a purpose. Those other courses were fun, but let's be honest, I need human test subjects for it to be science.
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323
Who:
GLaDOS
This lock requires humans.
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322
Who:
GLaDOS
Did anything happen while I was out?
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322
Who:
GLaDOS
Do you understand what I'm saying? At all? Does any of this make any sense? Just tell me, 'Yes'.
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Wheatley
You're better than that.
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321
Who:
GLaDOS
Undermines others.
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321
Who:
GLaDOS
Stay back.
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321
Who:
GLaDOS
Ohhhhhh!
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321
Who:
Wheatley
The upcoming tests require you to work together as a team.
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320
Who:
GLaDOS
No A.I. can resist thinking about them.
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320
Who:
GLaDOS
This is not good.
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320
Who:
GLaDOS
Abrasive personality.
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319
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you testing me?
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319
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GLaDOS
Alright, I wasn't going to mention this to you, but I am in PRETTY HOT WATER here.
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319
Who:
Wheatley
But why don't we all just agree to call it the hub?
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318
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GLaDOS
The best way to build confidence is to first recognize your insecurities.
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318
Who:
GLaDOS
Was that necessary?
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318
Who:
GLaDOS
Just remember to land on one foot...
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318
Who:
GLaDOS
Finish it...
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318
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Wheatley
And that makes 10.
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317
Who:
GLaDOS
Those people, in the portrait. They look so familiar...
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317
Who:
GLaDOS
DO press it.
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317
Who:
GLaDOS
You know what makes me laugh? The thought of you stopping that.
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317
Who:
GLaDOS
Door?
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317
Who:
Wheatley
This place is huge.
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317
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Wheatley
Wet blanket.
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316
Who:
GLaDOS
Blue, being the last one standing is not the goal.
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316
Who:
GLaDOS
I think we're in trouble.
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316
Who:
GLaDOS
But it's not too late to avoid all of that by simply not using the gel. There you go, I said it. I gave away my plan. But I couldn't watch you hurt yourself like this.
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316
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Wheatley
Are you going to open this door? Because it's fairly urgent.
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316
Who:
Wheatley
Ooagh!
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316
Who:
Wheatley
Ah! How long's the door been open?
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316
Who:
Wheatley
That will give you PLENTY of time to chat.
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315
Who:
GLaDOS
Blue just taught orange a valuable lesson in trust. For that, blue receives 14 science collaboration points.
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315
Who:
GLaDOS
Yes, do do it!
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315
Who:
Wheatley
And a monitor. Yes. That'll be important, I imagine. I'll keep my eye on that. In case something useful comes up like 'password identified' or something like that.
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315
Who:
Wheatley
Okay. Here's a good idea. You should definitely press that button.
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314
Who:
Wheatley
For the sake of this test, I will pretend to be your partner.
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313
Who:
GLaDOS
If you were human, you would want a reward for completing this test. A reward for testing?!?!
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313
Who:
GLaDOS
Sorry I missed the beginning of that test. I was just talking with the reassembly machine about your becoming human.
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313
Who:
GLaDOS
I found two little robots back here. Built specifically for testin'!
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313
Who:
Wheatley
HURRY! THIS WAY!
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313
Who:
Wheatley
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