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Alright, you can go.
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388
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Defective Turret
What?
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387
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Wheatley
I can drop the fake praise.
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GLaDOS
It flew off.
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386
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GLaDOS
That conversion gel has been sitting in that pipe going stagnant for years. You'll probably get botulism portalling through it like that.
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Wheatley
Ah! Brilliant. You made it through, well done.
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Wheatley
Cryptic.
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385
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GLaDOS
Every test chamber is equipped with an emancipation grill at its exit, so that test subjects can't smuggle test objects out of the test area. This one is broken.
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385
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GLaDOS
Well done. You know, when I woke up and saw the state of the labs, I started to wonder if there was any point to going on. I came THAT close to just giving up and letting you go.
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GLaDOS
YES! I KNEW someone was alive in here!
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385
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Wheatley
Blue just taught orange a valuable lesson in trust. For that, blue receives 14 science collaboration points.
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GLaDOS
This final course is training to reach the human vault. So this actually has a purpose. Those other courses were fun, but let's be honest, I need human test subjects for it to be science.
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384
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GLaDOS
Don't take anything with you.
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384
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GLaDOS
Okay, I'll take that as a no, then.
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Wheatley
Hey, safe travels, there.
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384
Who:
Defective Turret
I won't let you down!
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384
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Defective Turret
Alright, stand back, everybody.
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Defective Turret
Did anything happen while I was out?
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383
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GLaDOS
If you were human, you would want a reward for completing this test. A reward for testing?!?!
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382
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GLaDOS
Well, enough about that first person's file. Let's look at some others.
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GLaDOS
You might want to notice the moat area... rather large. Not to mention deadly. [laughs]
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Wheatley
Oh! Oh! Don't leave me behind! Do pick me up, if you would...
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Wheatley
Hold on, hold on, hold on... Almost there...
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Wheatley
Your vitals remain well within testing norms, so there is no need to worry about sudden death from collaborative shock syndrome.
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GLaDOS
I swear I know him...
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379
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GLaDOS
That was fun, wasn't it?
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379
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Defective Turret
Follow me! You're gonna love this.
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Wheatley
Standing down.
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378
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Defective Turret
In summary: walk all the way to certain doom, or give up now. Honorably. Like a samurai! Save yourself a trip. It's win-win for you.
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Wheatley
Okay. Here's a good idea. You should definitely press that button.
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377
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Wheatley
Run, for goodness sake!
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377
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Wheatley
Each portal gun may create two self-contained portals.
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375
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GLaDOS
What'd I hit?
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375
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Defective Turret
Well, can't win 'em all.
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375
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Defective Turret
Alright, check THIS out.
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Defective Turret
The portal will open and something will happen that Subject Blue is too smart to need any instructions about in three. Two. One.
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GLaDOS
Orange, now you're just being cruel. Orange receives 25 science collaboration points.
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GLaDOS
Abrasive personality.
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GLaDOS
You find a way to stun him, I'll send you a core, and then you attach it to him. If we do it a few times, he might become corrupt enough for another core transfer.
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GLaDOS
This lock requires humans.
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GLaDOS
Stop doing that! All you need to do is open the Vault door!
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GLaDOS
I'm trouble.
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Defective Turret
Blue is first to acquire a Portal Device.
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GLaDOS
Where'd you go?
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371
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Wheatley
And she will probably kill us if, um, she's awake.
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371
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Wheatley
If you are alive, can you say something. Jump around so I know you are OK?
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371
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Wheatley
You asked for this!
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Defective Turret
You know what makes me laugh? The thought of you stopping that.
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GLaDOS
Ummmm. Yeah, I can't do it if you're watching.
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Wheatley
Ah! How long's the door been open?
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Wheatley
Really? Alright.
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Defective Turret
How was that?
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369
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Defective Turret
Thank you, that was very brave of you to tell me.
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GLaDOS
The upcoming tests require you to work together as a team.
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GLaDOS
Do you need real encouragement? Let's see if this helps.
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GLaDOS
Get ready for it!
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Defective Turret
Even I was created with a imperfection, I was given too much empathy with human suffering.
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GLaDOS
Blue, now you're just being cruel. Blue receives 25 science collaboration points.
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GLaDOS
Never listens.
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GLaDOS
Just remember to land on one foot...
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GLaDOS
Ah! There you are. Great. Let me just get rid of this catwalk.
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Wheatley
Alright, I wasn't going to mention this to you, but I am in PRETTY HOT WATER here.
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Wheatley
Yeah! Ha ha ha!
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Defective Turret
Yeah.
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Defective Turret
Those people, in the portrait. They look so familiar...
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GLaDOS
What are you doing? Put me back this instant.
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365
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GLaDOS
Plug me in, we're running out of time.
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GLaDOS
Commence standing by in three. Two. One.
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GLaDOS
Finish it...
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Wheatley
Are you testing me?
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GLaDOS
I tell you, if I was up against impossible odds, this is the way I'd want to go out: mashed with dignity. That'd be the way I'd choose.
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Wheatley
Hold on! This is a bit tricky!
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Wheatley
Ow!
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Wheatley
We all agree you should stop.
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GLaDOS
Not entirely, not entirely. Look at the word 'test', on the wall there. That's brand new.
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Wheatley
Your ping tool can also be used to indicate to your partner where you would like them to place their portal.
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GLaDOS
And that makes 10.
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GLaDOS
No A.I. can resist thinking about them.
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GLaDOS
And...?
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GLaDOS
This is not good.
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GLaDOS
I'll be honest, I might have heard that one before, though. Sort of cheating.
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Wheatley
Look how small you are down there! I can barely see you! Very tiny and insignificant!
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Wheatley
What was that?
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Wheatley
Are you going to open this door? Because it's fairly urgent.
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Wheatley
And a monitor. Yes. That'll be important, I imagine. I'll keep my eye on that. In case something useful comes up like 'password identified' or something like that.
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Wheatley
Yeah.
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Defective Turret
That will give you PLENTY of time to chat.
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GLaDOS
Excellent. I think you have earned a break from the official testing courses.
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GLaDOS
Good work! I'm delivering the first core up near the catwalk!
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GLaDOS
We're running out of time...
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GLaDOS
Door?
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Wheatley
You're better than that.
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GLaDOS
Now, you are just wasting my time.
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GLaDOS
Blue, being the last one standing is not the goal.
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GLaDOS
He's found the cooperative testing initiative. It's... em, just something I came up with to phase out human test subjects.
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GLaDOS
On three. Ready? One... Two...
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Wheatley
This place is huge.
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Wheatley
Do you understand what I'm saying? At all? Does any of this make any sense? Just tell me, 'Yes'.
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Wheatley
Stay back.
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GLaDOS
Okay, almost there. On the other side of that wall is one of the old testing tracks. There's a piece of equipment in there we're gonna need to get out of here. I think this is a docking station. Get ready...
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Wheatley
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