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Stop doing that! All you need to do is open the Vault door!
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GLaDOS
Oh those clerks.
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425
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GLaDOS
Now you're just not thinking.
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425
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GLaDOS
Heh heh heh...
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425
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Defective Turret
Standing down.
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425
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Defective Turret
Technical... Ummm... You'll need to turn around while I do this.
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424
Who:
Wheatley
Please continue into the next test chamber.
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423
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GLaDOS
If you were human, you would want a reward for completing this test. A reward for testing?!?!
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423
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GLaDOS
Okay, I'll take that as a no, then.
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423
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Wheatley
Ohhh. Remember when you picked me up? Five seconds ago! Ohhh, that was amazing! Do it again, pick me up again!
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423
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Wheatley
Ah! Brilliant. You made it through, well done.
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423
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Wheatley
ORANGE, please show me where you would like me to place a portal.
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422
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GLaDOS
Even I was created with a imperfection, I was given too much empathy with human suffering.
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422
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GLaDOS
You think I'll betray you. And on any other day, you'd be right.
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422
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GLaDOS
You might want to notice the moat area... rather large. Not to mention deadly. [laughs]
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422
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Wheatley
This is the main breaker room. Look for a switch that says ESCAPE POD. Alright? Don't touch ANYTHING else.
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422
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Wheatley
We should be getting close. Ohh, I can't wait to see the look on her face. No neurotoxin, no turrets--she'll never know what hit her!
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421
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Wheatley
Tadah! Only the turret control center. Thank you very much.
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421
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Wheatley
I won't let you down!
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421
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Defective Turret
Yeah! Ha ha ha!
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421
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Defective Turret
In summary: walk all the way to certain doom, or give up now. Honorably. Like a samurai! Save yourself a trip. It's win-win for you.
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420
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Wheatley
Yeah, doubt it.
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420
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Wheatley
What?
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419
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Wheatley
Let go!
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418
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Wheatley
Yeah, that's right. Little bullseye.
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418
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Defective Turret
Well done. You know, when I woke up and saw the state of the labs, I started to wonder if there was any point to going on. I came THAT close to just giving up and letting you go.
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417
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GLaDOS
Okay. Here's a good idea. You should definitely press that button.
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417
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Wheatley
You asked for this!
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415
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Defective Turret
Again, though, for the moment: RUN!
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414
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Wheatley
Ah! How long's the door been open?
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414
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Wheatley
Ah! There you are. Great. Let me just get rid of this catwalk.
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413
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Wheatley
Oh.
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413
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Wheatley
Blue, now you're just being cruel. Blue receives 25 science collaboration points.
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412
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GLaDOS
Wait! I've got an idea!
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412
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GLaDOS
Not entirely, not entirely. Look at the word 'test', on the wall there. That's brand new.
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412
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Wheatley
Don't be a stranger!
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412
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Defective Turret
Well, you bested me this time.
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412
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Defective Turret
Those people, in the portrait. They look so familiar...
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411
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GLaDOS
Every test chamber is equipped with an emancipation grill at its exit, so that test subjects can't smuggle test objects out of the test area. This one is broken.
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411
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GLaDOS
Well, enough about that first person's file. Let's look at some others.
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410
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GLaDOS
Door?
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410
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Wheatley
Orange is penalized
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409
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GLaDOS
Moves lips while reading.
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409
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GLaDOS
OW...
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409
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Wheatley
For instance, Orange, you just lost two opportunity advisement points.
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408
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GLaDOS
Each portal gun may create two self-contained portals.
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408
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GLaDOS
You know what makes me laugh? The thought of you stopping that.
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408
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GLaDOS
I honestly never thought we would need to track how many times died in the hub.
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407
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GLaDOS
It flew off.
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407
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GLaDOS
Run, for goodness sake!
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407
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Wheatley
I'm--do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to work on the assumption that you're still alive and I'm just going to wait for you up ahead.
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407
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Wheatley
I can’t keep quiet about this. I think Orange is actively trying to sabotage your success. Let’s keep this between us.
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406
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GLaDOS
What are you doing? Put me back this instant.
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406
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GLaDOS
Blue is first to acquire a Portal Device.
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GLaDOS
Orange, now you're just being cruel. Orange receives 25 science collaboration points.
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405
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GLaDOS
Come to gloat?
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405
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GLaDOS
Okay! No, don't worry! Don't worry! I've got it I've got it I've got it! THIS should slow it down!
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405
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Wheatley
Yeah.
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405
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Defective Turret
The best way to build confidence is to first recognize your insecurities.
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404
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GLaDOS
You find a way to stun him, I'll send you a core, and then you attach it to him. If we do it a few times, he might become corrupt enough for another core transfer.
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404
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GLaDOS
On three. Ready? One... Two...
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404
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Wheatley
Well, can't win 'em all.
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404
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Defective Turret
Sorry I missed the beginning of that test. I was just talking with the reassembly machine about your becoming human.
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GLaDOS
Just remember to land on one foot...
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403
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GLaDOS
Plug me in, we're running out of time.
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403
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GLaDOS
That is not part of the test.
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403
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GLaDOS
YES! I KNEW someone was alive in here!
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403
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Wheatley
Hold on! This is a bit tricky!
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403
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Wheatley
What'd I hit?
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Defective Turret
But you two have become quite the team. Extremely close.
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GLaDOS
Alright, you can go.
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Defective Turret
It would compromise the test to divulge individual scores. However, I can tell you at least one of you is doing very, very well.
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401
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GLaDOS
Now, you are just wasting my time.
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401
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GLaDOS
Where'd you go?
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401
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Wheatley
I found two little robots back here. Built specifically for testin'!
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401
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Wheatley
I knew it was gonna be cool being in charge of everything, but... wow, this is cool!
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401
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Wheatley
Hey, safe travels, there.
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401
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Defective Turret
This final course is training to reach the human vault. So this actually has a purpose. Those other courses were fun, but let's be honest, I need human test subjects for it to be science.
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400
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GLaDOS
The lock is looking for two humans.
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400
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GLaDOS
Something is wrong, this door should be opening.
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400
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GLaDOS
Never listens.
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399
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GLaDOS
Are you testing me?
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399
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GLaDOS
What was that?
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399
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Wheatley
Really? Alright.
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399
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Defective Turret
The upcoming tests require you to work together as a team.
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398
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GLaDOS
And that makes 10.
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398
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GLaDOS
I thought of some good news. He's going to run out of test chambers eventually. I never stockpiled them.
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398
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GLaDOS
We did it! I'm in control of the whole facility now!
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398
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Wheatley
We all agree you should stop.
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397
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GLaDOS
This is not good.
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397
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GLaDOS
There she is...
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397
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Wheatley
All right. I’m bringing this farce to a close.
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396
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GLaDOS
Good work! I'm delivering the first core up near the catwalk!
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396
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GLaDOS
Commence standing by in three. Two. One.
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396
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GLaDOS
RUN! Come on! I'm closing the doors!
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396
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Wheatley
Good luck!
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396
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Wheatley
Blue, orange isn't a human. The lesson on trust only needs to be taught once. Blue is penalized 1 science collaboration point.
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395
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GLaDOS
Orange what did you do?
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395
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GLaDOS
And a monitor. Yes. That'll be important, I imagine. I'll keep my eye on that. In case something useful comes up like 'password identified' or something like that.
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395
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Wheatley
While it may appear that I am only tracking your accomplishments using science collaboration points, the truth is every aspect of your performance will be reflected in your final score.
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GLaDOS
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