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Uhoh
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973
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Turret
A...A...A...A...A... Umm... A.
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447
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Wheatley
I'm pretty sure we're going the right way. Pretty sure.
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314
Who:
Wheatley
Thank you for completing the testing courses. If you enjoyed your experience, you may now re-enter the testing course of your choice.
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973
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Announcer
I have a surprise waiting for you after this next test. Telling you would spoil the surprise, so I'll just give you a hint: It involves meeting two people you haven't seen in a long time.
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903
Who:
GLaDOS
I blame myself.
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1212
Who:
Turret
To try and make this course more exciting, I asked the reassembly machine to not reassemble you. He refused. I understand, that would be like asking me not to test.
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314
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh no, I'm one of the bad ones, aren't I?
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1117
Who:
Defective Turret
Moves lips while reading.
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402
Who:
GLaDOS
It is incorrectly noted that Thomas Edison invented 'push-ups' in 1878. Nikolai Tesla had in fact patented the activity three years earlier, under the name 'Tesla-cize.'
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1587
Who:
Core 3
Oh no, don't. Anyway, back to you two imbeciles killing me.
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897
Who:
GLaDOS
You know, there are test subjects in Africa who don't even have monitors in their test chambers. Why don't you think of that before you break any more of them?
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1146
Who:
Wheatley
But I'm huge! [laugh turning to maniacal laugh]
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39180
Who:
Wheatley
Come on come on come on!
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322
Who:
Wheatley
Stay back.
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388
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh dear.
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920
Who:
Turret
The Enrichment Center will now provide a list of numbers and fruits. Write them down as they will become important later in the experiment. Not the fruits, though. Seven. Avocado. Forty. Please continue into the next test chamber.
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1039
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GLaDOS
Welcome back, testing is available.
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1103
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GLaDOS
You may as well have a little rest, actually, while I work on it.
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317
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Wheatley
The human vault is just past that opening. I entered the security code but the vault door remains locked. I am going to need you to activate the manual locks on the vault door itself.
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825
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GLaDOS
There should be a portal device on that podium over there.
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334
Who:
Wheatley
Your brains are too small to feel either of those emotions. So I can trust you one hundred percent.
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288
Who:
GLaDOS
There we go. I wanted to talk to you for a moment, if I may.
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305
Who:
Wheatley
I don't know what you think you are doing, but I don't like it. I want you to stop.
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877
Who:
GLaDOS
If you were human, you would want a reward for completing this test. A reward for testing?!?!
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416
Who:
GLaDOS
A computer. Not a surprise. Expected. Check that off the list. Computer identified. Tick.
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522
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Wheatley
One minute ago. Less than one minute ago you solved this puzzle. Now you're having problems.
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792
Who:
Wheatley
Just say 'Apple'. Classic. Very simple.
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861
Who:
Wheatley
Whoever wins this battle is clearly superior, and will earn the allegiance of the Fact Sphere.
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720
Who:
Core 3
Atmosphere. Black holes. Astronauts. Nebulas. Jupiter. The Big Dipper.
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2777
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Core 1
Let me give you a clue, it is the one thing you can't do.
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299
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GLaDOS
The body he's squatting in - MY body - has a built-in euphoric response to testing. Eventually you build up a resistance to it, and it can get a little... unbearable. Unless you have the mental capacity to push past it.
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779
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GLaDOS
The surge of emotion that shot through me when I saved your life taught me an even more valuable lesson: where Caroline lives in my brain.
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1357
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GLaDOS
Failure...
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Turret
Second time's a charm...
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791
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Defective Turret
This is just getting embarrassing.
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Defective Turret
I'm going to be honest with you now. Not fake honest like before, but real honest, like you're incapable of. I know you're up to something.
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513
Who:
GLaDOS
Space space wanna go to space yes please space. Space space. Go to space.
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Core 1
Irritable.
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301
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GLaDOS
Well, let's do some tests and see what happens.
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548
Who:
GLaDOS
I forbid you to press it!
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638
Who:
Wheatley
Something’s wrong...
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936
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Turret
It'll be fine. Get in.
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346
Who:
Wheatley
I can't get over how small you are!
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427
Who:
Wheatley
Honey does not spoil.
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640
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Core 3
AH!
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4274
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Wheatley
You're navigating these test chambers faster than I can build them. So feel free to slow down and... do whatever it is you do when you're not destroying this facility.
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956
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GLaDOS
This course was created and then abandoned by humans. They tend to do that, create something wonderful and then abandon it.
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993
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GLaDOS
I don't think I want to go through that again.
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363
Who:
GLaDOS
GO.
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1101
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GLaDOS
Can you get out?
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291
Who:
Wheatley
THREE! That's high. It's TOO high, isn't it, really, that--
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Wheatley
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