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Did you do that on purpose?
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GLaDOS
I’m shocked you’d say that, Blue. If you killed your partner the test—I’m sorry. Wrong feed. Carry on, Orange. Good work.
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GLaDOS
We're so close, you can't fail now!
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324
Who:
GLaDOS
The portal will open and something will happen that Subject Orange is too smart to need any instructions about in three. Two. One.
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389
Who:
GLaDOS
AH!
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611
Who:
Wheatley
This next test involves turrets. You remember them, right? They're the pale spherical things that are full of bullets. Oh wait. That's you in five seconds. Good luck.
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GLaDOS
Manipulative.
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317
Who:
GLaDOS
Honey does not spoil.
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Who:
Core 3
Remember when I told you that he was specifically designed to make bad decisions? Because I think he's decided not to maintain any of the crucial functions required to keep this facility from exploding.
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487
Who:
GLaDOS
Also, are you alive? That's important, should have asked that first.
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Wheatley
What do you think?
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Who:
Wheatley
It's a paradox! There IS no answer.
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GLaDOS
I lied.
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760
Who:
GLaDOS
Gotta go to space. Yeah. Gotta go to space.
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Core 1
Resting
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647
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Turret
We all agree you should stop.
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351
Who:
GLaDOS
Commence standing by in three. Two. One.
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342
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GLaDOS
Always leaves tiny little bit of coffee in the pot so they don't have to make a new one. Then the bit in the bottom burns and stinks up the place.
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GLaDOS
Put me in the game, coach!
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Defective Turret
Again, those are science collaboration points, which you should not confuse with points from competitions such as Who-Gets-To-Live-At-The-End-And-Who-Doesn’t. I mean basketball.
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GLaDOS
Test chamber completed. In the interest of - [FADES OUT] [FADES IN] I am now talking to you privately. Do not tell your teammate. Just between you and me? You're doing very well. [FADES BACK IN] One hundred and seven.
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GLaDOS
I, uh... don't have any bullets. Are you gonna give me any bullets? Are the bullets up there?
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Defective Turret
If you were wondering how could you annoy me without failing a test. Now you know.
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280
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GLaDOS
I'll be honest: The death traps have been a bit of a failure so far. For both of us. I think you'll agree. And you are getting very close to my lair.
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Wheatley
Gah!
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375
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Wheatley
For this next test, we put nanoparticles in the gel. In layman's terms, that's a billion little gizmos that are gonna travel into your bloodstream and pump experimental genes and RNA molecules and so forth into your tumors.
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Cave Johnson
I can't see a thing. What just happened? Better open fire! [click click click click] Dang!
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Defective Turret
You're angry. I know it. 'She’s tested me too hard.' Boo hoo. I don't suppose you ever stopped whining long enough to reflect on your own shortcomings, though, did you?
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GLaDOS
...unless a stalemate associate is present to press the stalemate resolution button.
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Announcer
The dual portal device should be around here somewhere. Once you find it, we can start testing. Just like old times.
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376
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GLaDOS
Wish there was more books! But there's not.
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Wheatley
I’m scared!
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Turret
That's not funny.
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GLaDOS
Deploying
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Turret
Alalalawl
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Turret
Watch out, pal!
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Defective Turret
Finally! I had almost given up hope of ever testing again.
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411
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GLaDOS
To do that, the tests were nothing more than 5 minutes of them walking followed by me praising them for another 10 minutes on how well they walked.
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315
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GLaDOS
Okay! No, don't worry! Don't worry! I've got it I've got it I've got it! THIS should slow it down!
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Wheatley
If he's not getting his solution euphoria, we could be in a lot of trouble.
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442
Who:
GLaDOS
BLUE, please observe your partner's... interesting choice.
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529
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GLaDOS
Come on, you've already solved it once. Less than a minute ago you solved this puzzle. Do it again, please.
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Wheatley
You asked for this!
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Defective Turret
It shouldn't be hard to stay alive long enough to find him.
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265
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GLaDOS
She was provoking you.
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Turret
Ugh!
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Wheatley
Okay, have it your way. What, are you fighting that guy? You got that under control there? Cuz it looks like there's a lot of stuff on fire...
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Core 2
Orange, to be clear. I was just asking Blue if he trusted you.
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GLaDOS
You've got one hour! Solve it!
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546
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Wheatley
The hardest part of any hack is the figuring-out-how-to-start phase. That's always tricky. But... Let the games begin.
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903
Who:
Wheatley
Has episodes. I'd like to know more about that.
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388
Who:
GLaDOS
No, you should plug that little idiot into the mainframe!
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Wheatley
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