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We all agree you should stop.
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GLaDOS
Really, not even humans do that anymore.
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GLaDOS
Yeah.
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Defective Turret
Great job, astronaut, war hero, and/or Olympian! With your help, we're gonna [tape cuts out]
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Cave Johnson
Give me another channnnce!
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Defective Turret
5000 point penalty! Are you happy now?
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GLaDOS
Because this message is prerecorded, the Enrichment Center has no way of knowing if whatever government remains offers any sort of Cattle Tuberculosis Testing Credit for taxes.
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GLaDOS
Oh.
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519
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Defective Turret
If you ARE there, would you mind... giving me a little bit of help? [nervous laugh] Just picking me up.
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Wheatley
You could stand to lose a few pounds.
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Core 3
Are you broken? It looks like you're malfunctioning.
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635
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GLaDOS
The reserve power ran out, so of course the whole relaxation center stops waking up the bloody test subjects.
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Wheatley
It's like you're just machines.
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258
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GLaDOS
And another thing! You never caught me. I told you I could die falling off that rail. And you didn't catch me. You didn't even try. Oh, it's all becoming clear to me now. Find some dupe to break you out of cryosleep. Give him a sob story about escaping to the surface. Squeeze him for information on where to find a portal gun.
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Wheatley
Ahhh...
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578
Who:
Wheatley
[computer gibberish]
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GLaDOS
Go! Go go go!
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258
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Wheatley
Lady.
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Core 1
Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts.
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Cave Johnson
I'll be honest, I might have heard that one before, though. Sort of cheating.
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Wheatley
No, seriously. Do come back. Come back, please.
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Wheatley
For your test.
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258
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Wheatley
Hi there!
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Defective Turret
Say, you're good at murder. Could you - ow - murder this bird for me?
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GLaDOS
Haha, Mr. Johnson!
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Caroline
*cough cough* Pressthebutton.
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Wheatley
Happy Explosion Day, gorgeous.
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Core 2
The atomic weight of Germanium is seven two point six four.
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Core 3
Some emergency testing may require prolonged interaction with lethal military androids. Rest assured that all lethal military androids have been taught to read and provided with one copy of the Laws of Robotics. To share.
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Announcer
During the Great Depression, the Tennessee Valley Authority outlawed pet rabbits, forcing many to hot glue-gun long ears onto their pet mice.
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Core 3
Wait here. Don't go anywhere. I'll be back.
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GLaDOS
If at first you don't succeed, fail 5 more times.
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GLaDOS
Plug me in, plug me in!
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Wheatley
Whew. There we go! Now I'll be honest, you are probably in no fit state to run this particular type of cognitive gauntlet. But... um... at least you're a good jumper. So... you've got that. You've got the jumping on your side. Just do your best, and I'll meet you up ahead.
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Wheatley
Oh, look. There's a deer! You probably can't see it. Get closer.
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GLaDOS
It's my big chance!
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Defective Turret
Alright. Your funeral, pal.
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Defective Turret
You know what makes me laugh? The thought of you cutting that out.
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GLaDOS
Oh, come ON!
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Defective Turret
No!
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GLaDOS
I am!
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Caroline
Arsonist.
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296
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GLaDOS
Agggh, not again!
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Defective Turret
Say. Remember when we cleared the air back there? Is there... anything you want to say to me? Anything?
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GLaDOS
Illegal operation
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Turret
One minute ago. Less than one minute ago you solved this puzzle. Now you're having problems.
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Wheatley
And a monitor. Yes. That'll be important, I imagine. I'll keep my eye on that. In case something useful comes up like 'password identified' or something like that.
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Wheatley
The plural of surgeon general is surgeons general. The past tense of surgeons general is surgeonsed general.
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Core 3
Pull me out pull me out pull me out pull me out pull me out pull me out pull me out!
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Wheatley
I can’t keep quiet about this. I think Orange is actively trying to sabotage your success. Let’s keep this between us.
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GLaDOS
Well, I'm back. The Aerial Faith Plate in here is sending a distress signal.
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GLaDOS
You only failed
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GLaDOS
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