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Dad! I'm in space! [low-pitched 'space' voice] I'm proud of you, son. [normal voice] Dad, are you space? [low-pitched 'space' voice] Yes. Now we are a family again.
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Core 1
Since, I never expected you to make it this far, I have to build this new course just for you.
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233
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GLaDOS
Alright, this is taking too long. I'll just tell you how to solve the test.
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234
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Wheatley
Response
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2409
Who:
Announcer
Facial grimacing.
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243
Who:
GLaDOS
While I was out investigating, I found a fascinating new test element. It's never been used for human testing because, apparently, contact with it causes heart failure. The literature doesn't mention anything about lump-of-coal failure, though, so you should be fine.
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898
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GLaDOS
I'm sure we'll be fine.
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244
Who:
GLaDOS
Congratulations. Not on the test.
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509
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GLaDOS
So I just wanted to give you the chance to kill yourself now. Before you get to the lair. Just, you know, jump into the masher there. Less a death trap and more a death option for you.
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572
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Wheatley
Hello.
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3827
Who:
Turret
Don't make lemonade!
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19272
Who:
Turret
Gotcha!
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2083
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Turret
three
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588
Who:
GLaDOS
Nooooo. No, I don't think it is. I think you're wrong.
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1957
Who:
Wheatley
What, are you fighting that guy? You got that under control? You know, because, looks like there's a lot of stuff on fire...
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1293
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Core 2
But just work with me.
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275
Who:
GLaDOS
Yes. Let's all laugh. Ha. Ha. Ha.
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5396
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GLaDOS
Here we are. The Incinerator Room. Be careful not to trip over any parts of me that didn't get completely burned when you threw them down here.
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581
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GLaDOS
This is art. You will hear a buzzer. When you hear the buzzer, stare at the art. [BUZZER]
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10501
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Announcer
Keep moving, keep moving...
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236
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Wheatley
I defy you to tell me there's a purpose to what you're doing.
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281
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GLaDOS
No!
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400
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Wheatley
Space Court. For people in space. Judge space sun presiding. Bam. Guilty. Of being in space. I'm in space.
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Core 1
No no wait wait waitAGGGHHHH
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2071
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Defective Turret
The dual portal device should be around here somewhere. Once you find it, we can start testing. Just like old times.
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313
Who:
GLaDOS
Do it!
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396
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Wheatley
Hold on! I thought I fixed that.
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556
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Wheatley
In case you were wondering: Yes. I'm still a potato. Go away.
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6452
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GLaDOS
Sorry I missed the beginning of that test. I was just talking with the reassembly machine about your becoming human.
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300
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GLaDOS
Oh my.
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589
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Turret
I will say, though, that since you went to all the trouble of waking me up, you must really, really love to test.
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GLaDOS
Welcome, gentlemen, to Aperture Science. Astronauts, war heroes, Olympians--you're here because we want the best, and you are it. So: Who is ready to make some science?
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3959
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Cave Johnson
Reactor Explosion Timer destroyed.
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Announcer
It'll be fine. Get in.
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236
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Wheatley
The Schrodinger's cat paradox outlines a situation in which a cat in a box must be considered, for all intents and purposes, simultaneously alive and dead. Schrodinger created this paradox as a justification for killing cats.
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8417
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Core 3
Target acquired.
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8659
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Turret
You will be dead soon.
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767
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Core 3
Hello there!
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1511
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Defective Turret
What are you doing? Put me back this instant.
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317
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GLaDOS
Just pop a portal right behind me there, and come on through to the other side.
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235
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Wheatley
Hey wait wait wait wait wait wait!
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438
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Defective Turret
[computer gibberish]
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2529
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GLaDOS
Earth earth earth.
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Core 1
Are you just saying that, or is it really going to hurt? You're just saying that aren't you? No, you're not. It is going to hurt, isn't it?
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345
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Wheatley
Sorry about the lift. It's, uh... out of service. Because it melted.
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403
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Wheatley
There is a framed painting on the wall. Please go stand in front of it.
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1166
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Announcer
Even humans, as stupid as they are, would say you look stupid when you do that.
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559
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GLaDOS
You can also feel free to relax for up to 20 minutes in the waiting room, which is a damn sight more comfortable than the park benches most of you were sleeping on when we found you.
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1080
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Cave Johnson
You are simply experiencing a rare reaction in which the Material Emancipation Grill may have emancipated the ear tubes inside your head.
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894
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Announcer
There you are, reassembled again.
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245
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GLaDOS
Hold on, I'll stop the elevator. Anything? Take your time...
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361
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GLaDOS
Are you testing me?
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GLaDOS
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