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ONE Catchmecatchmecatchmecatchmecatchme
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Wheatley
I don't know what you think you are doing, but I don't like it. I want you to stop.
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873
Who:
GLaDOS
Undermines others.
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361
Who:
GLaDOS
To complete this test, you need to find a set of blue prints.
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291
Who:
GLaDOS
Go on!
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296
Who:
Wheatley
The atomic weight of Germanium is seven two point six four.
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832
Who:
Core 3
I know I'm early, but we have to go right NOW!
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354
Who:
Wheatley
Are you... are you sure you're solving these correctly?
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327
Who:
Wheatley
Hello?
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751
Who:
Wheatley
You're not going to believe this. I found a sealed off wing. Hundreds - HUNDREDS! - of perfectly good test chambers. Just sitting there. Filled with skeletons. Shook them out. Good as new!
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1411
Who:
Wheatley
After you told me to turn the beam off, I thought I'd lost you. Went poking around for other test subjects. No luck there. Everyone's still all dead.
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445
Who:
Wheatley
89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically, they are sorcery.
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2466
Who:
Core 3
Press the button again.
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1087
Who:
GLaDOS
And as soon as I can PROVE it, the laws of robotics allow me to terminate you for being a liar.
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734
Who:
GLaDOS
I'm Cave Johnson. I own the place.
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4992
Who:
Cave Johnson
There's the exit! We're almost out of here!
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303
Who:
Wheatley
Locked and loaded!
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569
Who:
Defective Turret
You know who ended up, do you know who ended up taking her down in the end? You're not going to believe this. A human.
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306
Who:
Wheatley
Helloooooooooooo!
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2353
Who:
Wheatley
Nope. Still can't see.
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772
Who:
Defective Turret
What's going on?
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295
Who:
Wheatley
Feeds off the misery of others.
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289
Who:
GLaDOS
I'm going to space.
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999
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Core 1
And here I thought this room was dangerously unlethal.
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328
Who:
GLaDOS
Your ping tool is invaluable for communicating specific locations to your partner.
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336
Who:
GLaDOS
Well done. You know, when I woke up and saw the state of the labs, I started to wonder if there was any point to going on. I came THAT close to just giving up and letting you go.
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398
Who:
GLaDOS
You will hear a buzzer. When you hear the buzzer, look up at the ceiling. [BUZZER]
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3077
Who:
Announcer
Please do not engage with turrets heading towards redemption.
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973
Who:
Announcer
Now you're just not thinking.
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421
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GLaDOS
That extra half volt helps but it isn't going to power miracles. If I think too hard, I'm going to fry this potato before we get a chance to burn up in the atomic fireball that little idiot is going- [bzzpt]
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3686
Who:
GLaDOS
Timid.
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320
Who:
GLaDOS
It's been a long time. How have you been?
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48111
Who:
GLaDOS
I give you a score of 3.4 for style and 10 for being annoying.
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1405
Who:
GLaDOS
So whatever you're doing, keep doing it!
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299
Who:
Wheatley
Well, hello, stranger!
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3872
Who:
Defective Turret
That is a potato battery. It's a toy for children. And now she lives in it.
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3763
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Wheatley
Ohhhhh, have you got an idea?
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287
Who:
Wheatley
Horrible people skills.
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986
Who:
GLaDOS
Get dirty with this robot! This robot owes you money! This robot owes! You! Money!
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1328
Who:
Core 2
Still, though, let's get mad! If we're going to explode, let's at least explode with some dignity.
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1920
Who:
GLaDOS
First up, conversion gel. [cough]
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1831
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Cave Johnson
No knife? That's fine. I know all about pressure points.
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485
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Core 2
Spheres that insist on going into space are inferior to spheres that don't.
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1051
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Core 3
According to most advanced algorithms, the world's best name is Craig.
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4516
Who:
Core 3
Just pop a portal right behind me there, and come on through to the other side.
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311
Who:
Wheatley
[hums 'For He's A Jolly Good Fellow']
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5115
Who:
GLaDOS
Enh!
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346
Who:
Wheatley
Moo hoo ha ha ha ha...
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809
Who:
Defective Turret
The bean counters told me we literally could not afford to buy seven dollars worth of moon rocks, much less seventy million. Bought 'em anyway. Ground 'em up, mixed em into a gel.
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Cave Johnson
There you are, reassembled again.
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312
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GLaDOS
You asked for this!
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Defective Turret
Right. Let's figure out how to stop this turret line...
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297
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Wheatley
Go on. Get in.
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332
Who:
Wheatley
Good shot!
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775
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Turret
Hmm. This emancipation grill is broken.
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530
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GLaDOS
Thought you'd seen the last of us, didn't ya?
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718
Who:
Defective Turret
Yeah! Ha ha ha!
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413
Who:
Defective Turret
Hopeless. Just hopeless.
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499
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GLaDOS
Anyway. Just finished the last one. The hardest one. Machiavelli. Do not know what all the fuss was about. Understood it perfectly. Have you read that one?
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Wheatley
OW! You stabbed me! What is WRONG with yo-WhoOOAAahhh. Hold on. Do you have a multimeter? Nevermind. The gun must be part magnesium... It feels like I'm outputting an extra half a volt. Keep an eye on me: I'm going to do some scheming. Here I g-[BZZZ!]
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GLaDOS
After seeing what he's done to my facility -- after we take over again -- is it alright if I kill him?
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492
Who:
GLaDOS
Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center.
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Who:
Announcer
But the real point is - oh, oh! You know what I've just remembered? Football! Kicking a ball around for fun. Cruel, obviously. Humans love it. Metaphor. Should have seen this coming.
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Wheatley
Hello again, did you know these are the only set of tests available to you... you are going to need to select them again.
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GLaDOS
And there's a flat bit. Not sure what that is. But: noted. If anyone says to me is there a flat bit? Yes, there it is.
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Wheatley
Go on, just walk up to the window and take a look out.
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335
Who:
Wheatley
Hello.
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Who:
Defective Turret
I’m scared!
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969
Who:
Turret
'Hygiene.' Huh. That's all it says.
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450
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GLaDOS
I did this! Tiny little Wheatley did this!
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1837
Who:
Wheatley
The upcoming tests require you to work together as a team.
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387
Who:
GLaDOS
Ohhhhh, yes. Ohhhh. Well done.
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Wheatley
Thank you, that was very brave of you to tell me.
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377
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GLaDOS
Shutting down
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13984
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Turret
I'll bet there isn't even a problem with the facility, is there? I'll bet there's no such thing as a 'reactor core'. I'll bet that's not even fire coming out of the walls, is it? It's just cleverly placed lights and papier mache, I'll bet that's all it is.
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Wheatley
In Victorian England, a commoner was not allowed to look directly at the Queen, due to a belief at the time that the poor had the ability to steal thoughts. Science now believes that less than 4% of poor people are able to do this.
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Who:
Core 3
Clearly that was blue's fault. Blue is penalized 3 science collaboration points.
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343
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GLaDOS
Still held! Still bein' held. That's a great job. You've applied the grip. We're all fine. That's tremendous.
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354
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Wheatley
Sorry. That just slipped out. A bit insensitive. Umm... The smelly humans...
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566
Who:
Wheatley
Always sad.
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582
Who:
GLaDOS
Aggressive. I like that.
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923
Who:
GLaDOS
Otherwise, I'm afraid you're about to become the immediate past president of the Being Alive club. Ha ha.
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3836
Who:
GLaDOS
So much space. Need to see it all.
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1922
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Core 1
Wow.
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763
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GLaDOS
Oh.
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451
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GLaDOS
I was getting SO lonely down here. It's good to finally hear someone else's voice. I'm kidding, of course. God, I hate you.
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20397
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GLaDOS
NO!
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878
Who:
GLaDOS
To ensure that sufficient power remains for core testing protocols, all safety devices have been disabled. The Enrichment Center respects your right to have questions or concerns about this policy.
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1340
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Announcer
I can't believe you came back.
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530
Who:
GLaDOS
No sense of humor.
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346
Who:
GLaDOS
I've got a surprise for you after this next test. Not a fake, tragic surprise like last time. A real surprise, with tragic consequences. And real confetti this time. The good stuff. Our last bag. Part of me's going to miss it, I guess-but at the end of the day it was just taking up space.
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9103
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GLaDOS
Pick--would you pick me up?
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310
Who:
Wheatley
I can't... I can't do it if you're watching. [nervous laugh]
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658
Who:
Wheatley
Oh, did you bring your little portal gun? Nothing to portal onto here, luv. Just ten pounds of dead weight. About to be two hundred and ten. Fatty.
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6985
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Wheatley
Antisocial.
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298
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GLaDOS
Gonna be in space.
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850
Who:
Core 1
Back, and deadlier than ever!
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806
Who:
Defective Turret
You're just delaying the inevitable. You cannot run from my bombs forever. Well, you can if I keep aiming them poorly. But I'll get better as we go, and you'll just get tired.
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901
Who:
Wheatley
Sorry, we're closed
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2091
Who:
Turret
Okay! No, don't worry! Don't worry! I've got it I've got it I've got it! THIS should slow it down!
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397
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Wheatley
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