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Don't press it! COME BACK!
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Wheatley
Good, that's still working.
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GLaDOS
Back, and deadlier than ever!
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709
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Defective Turret
Going to space going there can't wait gotta go. Space. Going.
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Core 1
The upcoming tests require you to work together as a team.
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312
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GLaDOS
Excellent.
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796
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GLaDOS
It's been a pleasure!
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Defective Turret
The Fact Sphere is the most intelligent sphere.
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726
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Core 3
There you are
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Turret
We made it we made it we made it. Space!
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Core 1
Then, then, when I reluctantly assume the responsibility of running the place, you conveniently decide to run off together. Just when I need you most.
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Wheatley
Space space going to space oh boy
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1986
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Core 1
Could a MORON PUNCH! YOU! INTO! THIS! PIT? Huh? Could a moron do THAT?
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Wheatley
I've got a surprise for you after this next test. Not a fake, tragic surprise like last time. A real surprise, with tragic consequences. And real confetti this time. The good stuff. Our last bag. Part of me's going to miss it, I guess-but at the end of the day it was just taking up space.
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GLaDOS
Did you know we originally used these cameras to capture moments of intense pain and agony in test subjects?
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265
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GLaDOS
No! No! You're LYING! You're LYING!
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Wheatley
Oh, in case you got covered in that repulsion gel, here's some advice the lab boys gave me: DO NOT get covered in the repulsion gel.
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Cave Johnson
Because of the technical difficulties we are currently experiencing, your test environment is unsupervised.
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Announcer
Good!
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Announcer
Warning: Core overheating. Nuclear meltdown imminent.
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Announcer
Alright, let's get started. This first test involves something the lab boys call 'repulsion gel.'
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Cave Johnson
SPAAACCCCCE!
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Core 1
Ha! I like your style. You make up your own rules, just like me.
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Cave Johnson
Still, if it were, Orange would be winning.
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GLaDOS
If you want to just call it quits, we could just sit here. Forever. That's an option. Option A: Sit here. Do nothing. Option B: Go through there, and if she's alive, she'll almost certainly kill us.
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Wheatley
No!
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GLaDOS
In order to ensure that sufficient power remains for core testing protocols, all safety devices have been disabled.
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GLaDOS
Yeah.
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333
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Defective Turret
In order to escape, we're going to have to go through HER chamber.
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Wheatley
Bring your daughter to work day. That did not end well.
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Wheatley
Space. Trial. Puttin' the system on trial. In space. Space system. On trial. Guilty. Of being in space! Going to space jail!
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Core 1
Oh! That's ME they're talking about!
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Wheatley
Brilliant you made it through! Well done! Follow me, we've still got work to do. At least she can't touch us back here.
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Wheatley
Do not press that button!
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Wheatley
I am!
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Caroline
Oh dear.
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Turret
Blue! Orange has always been my favorite.
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549
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GLaDOS
Mr. Johnson, I don't want this.
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Caroline
Oh, come ON!
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Defective Turret
The average adult body contains half a pound of salt.
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508
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Core 3
This looks dangerous. I'll hold the light steady.
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Wheatley
Oh, it's a core you've put on me! Who told you to do that? Was it her? [as if he's looking around] It's just making me stronger, luv! It's a fool's errand!
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Wheatley
[laughs]
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Wheatley
You failed so many times in this test, I thought you were becoming human. But then you would just come back again and again and again.
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GLaDOS
Fears intimacy.
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GLaDOS
Live turret line is active. Enter room with extreme caution.
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Announcer
Yeah, alright.
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Defective Turret
First thing I noticed about you: 'Now there's a lady who could resolve any button-based disputes,' I thought. A diamond in the rough, if you will--a a bloody natural. A born dispute resolution advisor in need of a button.
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Wheatley
That's horrible.
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GLaDOS
Rgggh!
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Defective Turret
Oh no. He found the cooperative testing initiative. It's... something I came up to phase out human testing just before you escaped.
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GLaDOS
AH!
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Wheatley
And they said no one would ever die during this test, thanks for proving them wrong.
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GLaDOS
Huh. That was easy.
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Wheatley
Gotta go to space. Yeah. Gotta go to space.
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Core 1
I think they wanted to punish them by not allowing me to include them in testing.
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250
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GLaDOS
Oh.
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Defective Turret
Aggggh!
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280
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Wheatley
Whatever he does, it isn't important enough for anyone to bother writing it down. For all I know, he doesn't even work here.
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GLaDOS
Did you think that would be funny?
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459
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GLaDOS
It is tricky. It is tricky. But just... plug me in, please.
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Wheatley
You have no idea how tiring it is to praise someone for placing an edgeless safety cube into a receptacle designed to exactly fit an edgeless safety cube.
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GLaDOS
There.
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GLaDOS
Follow the feeder tube to the generator room! I'll meet you there.
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Wheatley
Oh oh oh. This is space! I'm in space!
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Core 1
You have just passed through an Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill, which erases most Aperture Science equipment that touches it.
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GLaDOS
Powerup complete.
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Announcer
That's right. The facility is completely operational again.
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GLaDOS
This is a bad plan. You will fail.
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Core 3
Yes Orange, we are alone. Blue can't hear you.
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GLaDOS
You alright down there? Can you hear me? Hello?
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Wheatley
You're navigating these test chambers faster than I can build them. So feel free to slow down and... do whatever it is you do when you're not destroying this facility.
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GLaDOS
Congratulations. Your ability to complete this test proves the humans wrong. They described it as impossible, deadly, cruel, and one test subject even had the nerve to call it broken.
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GLaDOS
Still, if it were, Blue would be winning.
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GLaDOS
Oh! Right, the escape lift! I'll call it now.
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Wheatley
Look down. Where am I? Where am I?
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237
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Wheatley
Thanks to you, I know where to find them, I removed their security and powered up their - uh - rescue door.
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GLaDOS
Well, I tried. Best of luck!
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Defective Turret
At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse.
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GLaDOS
Good work! I'm delivering the first core up near the catwalk!
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303
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GLaDOS
No sense of humor.
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285
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GLaDOS
There's another wall over here!
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Wheatley
Oh no! nonononono!
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Wheatley
Okay, look, the point is, we're gonna break out of here! Very soon, I promise, I promise!
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Wheatley
Fact not found.
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Core 3
I've been doing some reading. Did you know that the word orange is derived from the same Latin root as the word traitor?
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GLaDOS
Go on!
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252
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Wheatley
HA! The tube's broken! We can ride it straight to her!
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Wheatley
[to self] Hm. Could be Spanish, could be Spanish. [loud again] Hola, amigo! Abre la puerta! Donde esta--no. Um...
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Wheatley
Don't make eye contact whatever you do...
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Wheatley
While I should have left both of you trapped there forever, I do need you for something else.
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237
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GLaDOS
You’ve made your point.
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Turret
STAY CALM! Stay calm! 'Prepare.' That's all it's saying. It's just saying 'Prepare.' It's all fine. Alright? Don't move. I'm going to get us out of here.
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Wheatley
Hi?
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Turret
You really do have brain damage, don't you?
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GLaDOS
There we go. I wanted to talk to you for a moment, if I may.
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265
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Wheatley
Come on, you've already solved it.
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560
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Wheatley
Great job, astronaut, war hero, and/or Olympian! With your help, we're gonna [tape cuts out]
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Cave Johnson
Tell you what, here's a plan. Let's just both... continue contemplating... in absolute silence...
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Wheatley
What's going on in there?
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Wheatley
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