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Do you have any idea how good this feels?
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350
Who:
Wheatley
ORANGE, please observe your partner's favorite animal.
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374
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay don't panic! Allright? Stop panicking! I can still stop this. Ahh. Oh there's a password. It's fine. I'll just hack it. Not a problem... umm...
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831
Who:
Wheatley
Congratulations on completing that test. But something seems off.
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237
Who:
GLaDOS
Otherwise, I'm afraid you're about to become the immediate past president of the Being Alive club. Ha ha.
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3003
Who:
GLaDOS
Dang!
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405
Who:
Defective Turret
Lady.
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563
Who:
Core 1
Did anything happen while I was out?
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306
Who:
GLaDOS
I know! I know, I wouldn't have believed it either.
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233
Who:
Wheatley
Who ARE you?
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3276
Who:
Turret
The hardest part of any hack is the figuring-out-how-to-start phase. That's always tricky. But... Let the games begin.
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853
Who:
Wheatley
Come closer.
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616
Who:
Turret
Oh! That's ME they're talking about!
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559
Who:
Wheatley
clickclickclick
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922
Who:
Defective Turret
Ayeyeyeyeye
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3347
Who:
Turret
I'm still here, I'm still working, I haven't forgotten about you!
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242
Who:
Wheatley
Earth earth earth.
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946
Who:
Core 1
Oh... can someone reassemble Orange?
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237
Who:
GLaDOS
Seriously, though. Goodbye.
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2196
Who:
GLaDOS
Still, if it were, Blue would be winning.
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487
Who:
GLaDOS
Sorry. That just slipped out. A bit insensitive. Umm... The smelly humans...
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455
Who:
Wheatley
Come on come on come on!
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231
Who:
Wheatley
Turn around. I'll only be a second. If you don't mind.
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253
Who:
Wheatley
Blue, being the last one standing is not the goal.
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310
Who:
GLaDOS
You're no longer bothering me. You're only hurting my impression of you.
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331
Who:
GLaDOS
The photos weren't as popular as we had hoped, so we repurposed the cameras.
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233
Who:
GLaDOS
How is this even science, without the possibility of death?
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471
Who:
GLaDOS
Yes Orange, Blue did act like a fool just now.
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250
Who:
GLaDOS
Don't you DARE plug him in.
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519
Who:
GLaDOS
Ahh. What?
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741
Who:
Wheatley
There you are
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1839
Who:
Turret
Not bad. I forgot how good you are at this. You should pace yourself, though. We have A LOT of tests to do.
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2331
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh, this is just PERFECT!
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1239
Who:
Defective Turret
Please put me down
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1161
Who:
Turret
Did you guess 'sharks'? Because that's wrong. The correct answer is 'nobody.' Nobody but you is that pointlessly cruel.
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3864
Who:
GLaDOS
Egotistical.
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239
Who:
GLaDOS
Yeah. Clickety click click. Right on the money.
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2926
Who:
Defective Turret
This is the main breaker room.
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268
Who:
Wheatley
I can only imagine.
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253
Who:
GLaDOS
We should be getting close. Ohh, I can't wait to see the look on her face. No neurotoxin, no turrets--she'll never know what hit her!
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338
Who:
Wheatley
Alright, off you go!
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232
Who:
Wheatley
Alright, you can go.
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338
Who:
Defective Turret
Good shot!
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653
Who:
Turret
Oh!
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1134
Who:
Turret
Ahhh... Wha- What happened?
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1290
Who:
Wheatley
Yeah!
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5012
Who:
GLaDOS
No!
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891
Who:
GLaDOS
Can't... see it anywhere. Tell you what, plug me in and I'll turn the lights on.
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232
Who:
Wheatley
Absolutely no improvement.
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698
Who:
Defective Turret
Blah.
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1298
Who:
GLaDOS
Not so fast!
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496
Who:
GLaDOS
I never liked her.
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789
Who:
Turret
And what's this, a lovely handbag? And the three portal device! It's all down there!
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966
Who:
Wheatley
Could you turn around? Is that possible?
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230
Who:
Wheatley
See you at the bottom. Good luck!
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260
Who:
Wheatley
BLUE, please observe your partner's... interesting choice.
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470
Who:
GLaDOS
Alalalawl
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5139
Who:
Turret
This close and you are going to fail me?
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272
Who:
GLaDOS
Uhhh, no bullets. Sorry.
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387
Who:
Defective Turret
Dad! I'm in space! [low-pitched 'space' voice] I'm proud of you, son. [normal voice] Dad, are you space? [low-pitched 'space' voice] Yes. Now we are a family again.
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448120
Who:
Core 1
This next test... [boom!] ..is... [BOOM!] dangerous. I'll be right back.
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46859
Who:
GLaDOS
Ohhhh. Another door malfunction. I'm going to take care of this once and for all. Stay here, I'll be back in a while.
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414
Who:
GLaDOS
Since making test participation mandatory for all employees, the quality of our test subjects has risen dramatically. Employee retention, however, has not.
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2680
Who:
Cave Johnson
Do you know the biggest lesson I learned from what you did? I discovered I have a sort of black-box quick-save feature. In the event of a catastrophic failure, the last two minutes of my life are preserved for analysis.
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1105
Who:
GLaDOS
Hey, hold on now WHOA WHOA WHOA!
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1466
Who:
Defective Turret
So. Welcome to Aperture. You're here because we want the best, and you're it. Nope. Couldn't keep a straight face.
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2975
Who:
Cave Johnson
Fire detected in the Stalemate Resolution Annex. Extinguishing.
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2134
Who:
Announcer
Are you testing me?
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303
Who:
GLaDOS
If you had any belongings, please pick them up now. We don't want old newspapers and sticks cluttering up the building.
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866
Who:
Cave Johnson
Space space wanna go to space
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904
Who:
Core 1
If the subject survived the test, we let them purchase the pictures for $5. If the subject died, we gave the photo to their next of kin free of charge.
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356
Who:
GLaDOS
You’ve made your point.
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697
Who:
Turret
Hello!
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6037
Who:
Wheatley
Humans! That's what you look like right now.
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389
Who:
GLaDOS
Plug me in, we're running out of time.
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313
Who:
GLaDOS
Excellent.
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781
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh. Disappointing.
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1008
Who:
Wheatley
Yes. Please. Space.
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938
Who:
Core 1
(excited gasps)
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1487
Who:
Core 1
We're a lot alike, you and I. You tested me. I tested you. You killed me. I--oh, no, wait. I guess I HAVEN'T killed you yet. Well. Food for thought.
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3054
Who:
GLaDOS
'Caw! Caw!' Oh, look! There's a bird out here! A Lovely bird. Gorgeous plumage. Majestic. Won't be here long. A lovely bird like that. Once in a lifetime opportunity to see a lovely bird like that. Lovely plumage.
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3824
Who:
Wheatley
Orange, blue isn't a human. The lesson on trust only needs to be taught once. Orange is penalized 1 science collaboration point.
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247
Who:
GLaDOS
Never shares.
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245
Who:
GLaDOS
It flew off.
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326
Who:
GLaDOS
Dammit, we know! Everybody knows! Space! You! In it! We get it!
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29868
Who:
Core 2
The escape lift. Just there. Come on.
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235
Who:
Wheatley
Blue just taught orange a valuable lesson in trust. For that, blue receives 14 science collaboration points.
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302
Who:
GLaDOS
Go on!
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246
Who:
Wheatley
No tricks. This potato only generates 1.1 volts of electricity. I literally do not have the energy to lie to you.
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6562
Who:
GLaDOS
Shutting down
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12903
Who:
Turret
Did you notice I didn't even stay to the end of your last test?
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244
Who:
GLaDOS
Stop failing, you need to find the vault door.
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284
Who:
GLaDOS
Annnnd off we go!
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270
Who:
Wheatley
The humans can't free themselves.
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240
Who:
GLaDOS
Good!
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9885
Who:
Announcer
A...A...A...A...A... Umm... A.
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317
Who:
Wheatley
If you can't complete these tests, we will never free the humans!
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231
Who:
GLaDOS
Welcome back, testing is available.
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961
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh, shut up!
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2067
Who:
Core 2
I don't want to drive a wedge between the two of you, but I've been studying Blue's performance, and I don't know how to put this... I'm certain you're trying very hard.
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896
Who:
GLaDOS
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