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Timid.
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232
Who:
GLaDOS
I’m sorry, Subject Orange.
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391
Who:
GLaDOS
Breathes with mouth open.
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244
Who:
GLaDOS
You will need him for the final track.
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237
Who:
GLaDOS
The square root of rope is string.
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1475
Who:
Core 3
Go on.
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771
Who:
Wheatley
It's my big chance!
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923
Who:
Defective Turret
[computer gibberish]
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6381
Who:
GLaDOS
Lactose intolerant.
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311
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh! Thanks.
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365
Who:
GLaDOS
In Greek myth, Prometheus stole fire from the Gods and gave it to humankind. The jewelry he kept for himself.
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2920
Who:
Core 3
So, let's call that three minutes, and then a minute break, which should leave a leisurely two minutes to figure out how to shut down whatever's starting all these fires. So anyway, that's the itinerary.
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666
Who:
Wheatley
I don't know what you think you are doing, but I don't like it. I want you to stop.
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784
Who:
GLaDOS
So sometimes there's still trash in them. Standing around. Smelling, and being useless.
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343
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh those clerks.
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350
Who:
GLaDOS
Please stop.
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1051
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Turret
Oh there goes another one. They're not Inexpensive. I'd just like to point that out. It seems unfair to smash screens. You could give them to people. Instead of smashing them, unscrew them and give them to a homeless person. I don't know what a homeless person would do with one. But you get my point. And you can't unscrew them, they're bolted in. But - just stop it!
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1214
Who:
Wheatley
How was that?
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314
Who:
Defective Turret
Sorry, we're closed
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1886
Who:
Turret
So I've been thinking: We need humans for these tests. And since the only human within a thousand miles of us is a test-ruining sociopath... I'll just have to MAKE some.
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1399
Who:
GLaDOS
He will most likely kill you.
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695
Who:
Core 3
Wanna go to -- wanna go to space
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909
Who:
Core 1
Goodbye Caroline!
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23216
Who:
Caroline
Welcome back quitters, maybe you can find another course for you to fail.
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532
Who:
GLaDOS
Try something.
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247
Who:
GLaDOS
Only three more chambers until your big surprise! [maniacal laughter] Ohhh, that's tiring.
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1897
Who:
Wheatley
Technical... Ummm... You'll need to turn around while I do this.
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358
Who:
Wheatley
A...A...A...A...A... Umm... A.
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317
Who:
Wheatley
Oh no no no... No! Nooo!
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9006
Who:
Wheatley
AHH!
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1083
Who:
GLaDOS
Woah! Where are we? How long have I been out?
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517
Who:
GLaDOS
Could you turn around? Is that possible?
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230
Who:
Wheatley
Okay, this way
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232
Who:
Wheatley
Do you know who dances around like an imbecile when they accomplish the tiniest little thing?
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448
Who:
GLaDOS
Press the button!
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1213
Who:
GLaDOS
Hello!
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6037
Who:
Wheatley
Are you doing that just to aggravate me?
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231
Who:
GLaDOS
Anyway, we're really close to busting out. Just hang in there for - OW!
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231
Who:
Wheatley
Ooh. It's dark down here isn't it?
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258
Who:
Wheatley
This course was created and then abandoned by humans. They tend to do that, create something wonderful and then abandon it.
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871
Who:
GLaDOS
So, once again, just... move along. One small step and everything.
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265
Who:
Wheatley
Powerup complete.
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3023
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Announcer
Oh! Brilliant, thank you, great.
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558
Who:
Wheatley
Oh, sorry. I'm still cleaning out the test chambers.
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317
Who:
GLaDOS
In fact, I'm going to have to take a break for a minute. A partial break during which I'll stop the facility from exploding while still throwing bombs at you.
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462
Who:
Wheatley
So much space. Need to see it all.
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1796
Who:
Core 1
Sir!
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1216
Who:
Caroline
But the important thing is you're back. With me. And now I'm onto all your little tricks. So there's nothing to stop us from testing for the rest of your life.
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545
Who:
GLaDOS
No can do.
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323
Who:
Defective Turret
Don't worry I'm absolutely guaranteeing you 100 percent that it's this way... Oh it's not this way.
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572
Who:
Wheatley
Okay. Okay. Okay listen: New plan. Act natural act natural. We've done nothing wrong.
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341
Who:
Wheatley
If you can get me in front of him, I'll fry every circuit in that little idiot's head.
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331
Who:
GLaDOS
Let's do it again! Pick me up again!
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235
Who:
Wheatley
Happy Explosion Day, gorgeous.
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Core 2
ahhhhEHHHHHH!
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1073
Who:
Wheatley
Do hear that? That's the sound of the neurotoxin emitters emitting neurotoxin.
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1304
Who:
GLaDOS
Yeah! How'd you like that?
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372
Who:
Core 2
Undelete, undelete! Where's the undelete button?
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2292
Who:
Wheatley
Owwww!
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813
Who:
Turret
It's the lift just there. The thing that looks like a lift. That's what you're looking for. It is confusing, I know.
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234
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Wheatley
I'll wait--I'll wait one hour. Then I'll come back and, assuming I can locate your dead body, I'll bury you. Alright? Brilliant! Go team! See you in an hour! Hopefully! If you're not... dead.
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661
Who:
Wheatley
On three. Ready? One... Two...
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299
Who:
Wheatley
He will most likely kill you, violently.
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917
Who:
Core 3
For this next test, the humans originally requested helmets to avoid brain injuries. I ran the numbers. Making the goo deadly was more cost effective.
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478
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay, go on, just pull that turret out.
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231
Who:
Wheatley
Yeah.
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323
Who:
Defective Turret
Surprise.
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5558
Who:
GLaDOS
AH! I've just done it again.
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285
Who:
Wheatley
For safety.
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293
Who:
GLaDOS
Nonononononono!
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68512
Who:
GLaDOS
I'm fine!
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1101
Who:
Turret
Grab me grab me grab me! Grab meeee!
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2420
Who:
Wheatley
Yes!
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394
Who:
Wheatley
Not entirely, not entirely. Look at the word 'test', on the wall there. That's brand new.
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283
Who:
Wheatley
You know, if you'd done that to somebody else, they might devote their existences to exacting revenge.
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1116
Who:
GLaDOS
Blue, do you feel betrayed by orange for telling me those horrible things about you?
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230
Who:
GLaDOS
You do know I can't wave back right?
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352
Who:
GLaDOS
Allright, what have we got?
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239
Who:
Wheatley
We have to get you out of there!
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230
Who:
Wheatley
HA! I knew someone was alive in here.
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290
Who:
Wheatley
I tell you, if I was up against impossible odds, this is the way I'd want to go out: mashed with dignity. That'd be the way I'd choose.
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329
Who:
Wheatley
What's a guy gotta do to get some bullets around here?
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941
Who:
Defective Turret
Orange receives
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241
Who:
GLaDOS
Please note the incandescent particle field across the exit. This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it.
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863
Who:
Announcer
Hello. Hello. Hell-- Aw, crap...
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11792
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Defective Turret
The humans closed this test because they said it was too deadly. I thought they would have moved it into the testing track hall of fame for that, not let it deteriorate.
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386
Who:
GLaDOS
Can't help but notice you're not coming back. Which is disappointing.
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547
Who:
Wheatley
The testing area's just up ahead. The quicker you get through, the quicker you'll get your sixty bucks.
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867
Who:
Cave Johnson
This looks dangerous. I'll hold the light steady.
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236
Who:
Wheatley
Once, they even attached an Intelligence Dampening Sphere on me. It clung to my brain like a tumor, generating an endless stream of terrible ideas.
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1061
Who:
GLaDOS
The body he's squatting in - MY body - has a built-in euphoric response to testing. Eventually you build up a resistance to it, and it can get a little... unbearable. Unless you have the mental capacity to push past it.
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600
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GLaDOS
Ha ha ha ha ha. Did I tell you the one about the turned-off reassembly machine?
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394
Who:
GLaDOS
Hold on, something's wrong! Neurotoxin level's up to 50%! No, it's down. Sorry, my mistake. I meant to say it's down to fifty percent. Good news! Carry on!
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431
Who:
Wheatley
AHHHHHHH!
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1566
Who:
Wheatley
How is this even science, without the possibility of death?
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471
Who:
GLaDOS
The best way to build confidence is to first recognize your insecurities.
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299
Who:
GLaDOS
Ohhhh. Another door malfunction. I'm going to take care of this once and for all. Stay here, I'll be back in a while.
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414
Who:
GLaDOS
GAH!
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373
Who:
Wheatley
I heard gunfire! A bit late for this, but look out for gunfire! Probably doesn't help at this point, but I have at least tried.
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382
Who:
Wheatley
Go press the button! Go press it!
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851
Who:
GLaDOS
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