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But just work with me.
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GLaDOS
You can't keep going like this forever, you know. I'm GOING to find out what you're doing. Out there. Where I can't see you. I'll know. All I need is proof.
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GLaDOS
You're not part of the control group, by the way. You get the gel. Last poor son of a gun got blue paint. Hahaha. All joking aside, that did happen - broke every bone in his legs. Tragic. But informative. Or so I'm told.
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Cave Johnson
How is this even science, without the possibility of death?
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290
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GLaDOS
Yep. Still blind.
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Defective Turret
This next test involves discouragement redirection cubes. I'd just finished building them before you had your, well, episode. So now we'll both get to see how they work.
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332
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GLaDOS
Reactor Explosion Timer destroyed.
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Announcer
Warning: Core corruption at 50 percent.
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Announcer
Alternate core detected.
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Announcer
Histrionic.
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181
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GLaDOS
Ohhh, it hasn't done it.
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175
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Wheatley
I can only imagine.
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191
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GLaDOS
Oh oh oh. This is space! I'm in space!
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Core 1
You can't give up now.
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177
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GLaDOS
Federal regulations require me to warn you that this next test chamber... is looking pretty good.
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GLaDOS
Lady.
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594
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Core 1
This next test applies the principles of momentum to movement through portals. If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you.
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Announcer
Still, if it were, Orange would be winning.
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307
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GLaDOS
Keep moving! Just keep moving!
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179
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Wheatley
Oh, you are kidding me.
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GLaDOS
They say great science is built on the shoulders of giants. Not here. At Aperture, we do all our science from scratch. No hand holding.
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Cave Johnson
Blue to be clear, I was asking if Orange trusted you.
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176
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GLaDOS
Nice catch, Orange.
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667
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GLaDOS
The other? Well...
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199
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GLaDOS
Alright, you can turn around now!
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258
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Wheatley
If you're hearing this, it means you're taking a long time on the catwalks between tests. The lab boys say that might be a fear reaction.
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Cave Johnson
Here we go! Now do it again!
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Wheatley
There. Bing! Perfect. On you go.
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311
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Wheatley
Unlike us, humans need to be taught teamwork.
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186
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GLaDOS
I'm kidding.
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575
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GLaDOS
What's your favorite thing about space? Mine is space.
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Core 1
Lady.
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466
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Core 1
This ain't Marquis of Queensberry Rules, sweetie! Pour on the mustard!
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417
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Core 2
Go press the button! Go press it!
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703
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GLaDOS
No. Makes it go faster.
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Wheatley
89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically, they are sorcery.
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Core 3
And whose fault do you think it's going to be when the management comes down here and finds ten thousand flipping vegetables?
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Wheatley
I was confident you could finish.
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177
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GLaDOS
Well... I'll be here during the whole next test.
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180
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GLaDOS
Your ping tool is invaluable for communicating specific locations to your partner.
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193
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GLaDOS
Corrupted Core: are you ready to start?
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1935
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Announcer
Not a problem. I'll make an exit.
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Wheatley
Programmed in one last tremor, for old time's sake.
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175
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Wheatley
Good morning. You have been in suspension for -FIFTY- days. In compliance with state and federal regulations, all testing candidates in the Aperture Science Extended Relaxation Center must be revived periodically for a mandatory physical and mental wellness exercise.
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Announcer
ORANGE, please use your ping tool to select your favorite element from the periodic table.
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GLaDOS
Go on. Get a goooood lonnnnng look.
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272
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GLaDOS
The upcoming tests require you to work together as a team.
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222
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GLaDOS
See that scanner out there? It's deciding which turrets to keep and which to toss. And it's using that MASTER turret as a template! If we pull out the template turret, it'll shut down the whole production line.
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Wheatley
Also: Look at her, you moron. She's not fat.
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GLaDOS
Caroline, are the compensation vouchers ready?
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Cave Johnson
four
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GLaDOS
Congratulations on successfully returning to the central hub room. From here you can select all previously completed courses.
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Announcer
Hey, thanks so much!
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Defective Turret
For instance, Orange, you just lost two opportunity advisement points.
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GLaDOS
Orange is first to acquire a Portal Device.
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GLaDOS
All right, you know what, it's gonna be best if you can get him to say something first. It's just better if I have a set-up.
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Core 2
Laughs at own jokes. What a bore.
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439
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GLaDOS
This next test involves the Aperture Science Aerial Faith Plate. It was part of an initiative to investigate how well test subjects could solve problems when they were catapulted into space. Results were highly informative: They could not. Good luck!
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GLaDOS
So what do you say? You carry me up to him and put me back into my body, and I stop us from blowing up and let you go.
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355
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GLaDOS
In Greek myth, the craftsman Daedalus invented human flight so a group of Minotaurs would stop teasing him about it.
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Core 3
Sorry! Sorry. My fault.
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269
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Wheatley
Don't worry, they are of no use to anyone, totally boring and useless.
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249
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GLaDOS
Dang.
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Defective Turret
I didn't mean to make you feel bad earlier about your tests not being real science. I guess finding out they weren't science was some sort of test in and of itself.
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GLaDOS
Finally! I had almost given up hope of ever testing again.
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274
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GLaDOS
This time is OUR time.
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Defective Turret
Estás usando este software de traducción de forma incorrecta. Por favor, consulta el manual.
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Wheatley
Ohmygodohmygodohmygod! I'm in space!
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Core 1
That worked just like you said it would, Blue.
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GLaDOS
Startles easily. Boo!
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GLaDOS
clickclickclick
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308
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Defective Turret
Orange what did you do?
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176
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GLaDOS
Here we are. The Incinerator Room. Be careful not to trip over any parts of me that didn't get completely burned when you threw them down here.
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457
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GLaDOS
You did it!
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271
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GLaDOS
Alright, I wasn't going to mention this to you, but I am in PRETTY HOT WATER here.
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223
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Wheatley
Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center.
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Announcer
You're saying to yourself, why should I jump into the pit? I'll tell you why. Guess who's down there? Your parents! You're not adopted after all! It's your natural parents down there in the pit. Should have mentioned it before. But I didn't. So jump on down and reunite with mommy and daddy.
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Wheatley
Please go to space.
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761
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Core 1
Before you leave, why don't we do one more test? For old time's sake...
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248
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GLaDOS
You know who ended up, do you know who ended up taking her down in the end? You're not going to believe this. A human.
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Wheatley
OW...
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Wheatley
However, thanks to Emergency Testing Protocols, testing can continue. These pre-recorded messages will provide instructional and motivational support, so that science can still be done, even in the event of environmental, social, economic, or structural collapse.
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Announcer
That isn't science.
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GLaDOS
Nooooo. No, I don't think it is. I think you're wrong.
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Wheatley
You're on your own.
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185
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GLaDOS
You've still got to get through the door. Please. Need to get through that door there.
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178
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Wheatley
I'm going through the list of test subjects in cryogenic storage. I managed to find two with your last name. A man and a woman. So that's interesting. It's a small world.
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GLaDOS
Gonna be in space.
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617
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Core 1
I give you a score of 3.4 for style and 10 for being annoying.
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GLaDOS
Hey, buddy!
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463
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Wheatley
Simple word. 'Apple'.
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421
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Wheatley
Door?
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218
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Wheatley
Nope. Okay. A... A... A... A... A... C.
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311
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Wheatley
Yes.
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GLaDOS
There should be one in the corner.
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183
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GLaDOS
New template accepted.
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Announcer
Ah, I see. Clever. Verrrrrrry clever.
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Wheatley
Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space!
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Core 1
Did you think that would be funny?
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GLaDOS
Hey.
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Core 1
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