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You are doing wonderfully.
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GLaDOS
If you can't complete these tests, we will never free the humans!
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GLaDOS
Let me give you a clue, it is the one thing you can't do.
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GLaDOS
While I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work.
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GLaDOS
An extra special bonus course that ends with us finding and freeing humans!
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GLaDOS
Now, we just need you to release the humans from their imprisonment.
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GLaDOS
Orange what did you do?
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GLaDOS
I'm starting to think you don't want to rescue the humans.
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GLaDOS
Are you doing that just to aggravate me?
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GLaDOS
This is the last test for the standard course. It's just something I whipped up for you. I thought you might enjoy a challenge for once.
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GLaDOS
Since, I never expected you to make it this far, I have to build this new course just for you.
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GLaDOS
No one has ever completed this test before. The humans must have reconfigured it from my original plans.
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GLaDOS
Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here.
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GLaDOS
The way you two just gave up on that test together shows you are really working as a team.
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GLaDOS
I trust you. You are my favorite cooperative testing subject.
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GLaDOS
Orange, Blue and I were just discussing your behavior on the last few tests.
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GLaDOS
With humans, I would have called that a successful test.
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GLaDOS
I have noticed you two have become extremely close. I'm not sure I like that.
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GLaDOS
If Blue had said those things about me, Blue would never make it to the next reassembly station.
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GLaDOS
Blue, that transpired just as you said it would.
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GLaDOS
Plug me in, and I'll take you up.
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GLaDOS
You know what? Just get in the lift. We'll iron out the details as we go.
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Wheatley
It's the lift just there. The thing that looks like a lift. That's what you're looking for. It is confusing, I know.
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Wheatley
Don't mind me. Just moving the test chamber a little closer to me. Had a thought: Maybe proximity to the test solving might give us stronger results.
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Wheatley
Just--do the test! Just do the test.
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Wheatley
Pick me up. Let's get out of here.
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Wheatley
Alright, off you go!
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Wheatley
Right on that stick over there. Just put me right on it.
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Wheatley
I want to be plugged in, please!
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Wheatley
You have to get to the catwalk behind me!
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Wheatley
Hurry!
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Wheatley
This should take us right to her. I can't believe I'm finally doing this!
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Wheatley
You know when I mentioned ten minutes? A little bit optimistic!
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Wheatley
Progress report: Still pretty tricky!
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Wheatley
I'm still here, I'm still working, I haven't forgotten about you!
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Wheatley
Have you got any ideas?
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Wheatley
Oh, hang on. What if we gave it something ELSE to scan?
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Wheatley
Hurry! This way!
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Wheatley
Careful... Careful...
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Wheatley
The humans can't free themselves.
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GLaDOS
We are only two tests away from reaching the humans, are you as excited as I am?
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GLaDOS
I think they wanted to punish them by not allowing me to include them in testing.
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GLaDOS
While I should have left both of you trapped there forever, I do need you for something else.
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GLaDOS
I thought going back to these old tests would satisfy me. But try as you might to fail this next test, I still won't be satisfied.
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GLaDOS
Has irritating opinions.
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GLaDOS
That worked just like you said it would, Blue.
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GLaDOS
Blue, why did you do that to Orange?
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GLaDOS
Orange, how well do you really know Blue? Do you trust Blue?
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GLaDOS
Orange, that transpired just as you said it would.
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GLaDOS
Your eagerness to test pleases me. Your inane gesturing does not.
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GLaDOS
The one you risked your life to get to. So you could escape certain death. No rush.
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Wheatley
Go on. Just... March on through that hole.
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Wheatley
Yeah, it's alright. Go ahead.
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Wheatley
On ya go.
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Wheatley
It is tricky. It is tricky. But just... plug me in, please.
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Wheatley
I know! I know, I wouldn't have believed it either.
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Wheatley
Pop a little portal, just there, alright? Behind me. And come on through.
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Wheatley
Alright, let me explain again. Pop a portal. Behind me. Alright? And come on through.
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Wheatley
I've got an idea! Do what it says, plug me in!
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Wheatley
Come on! Come on!
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Wheatley
Alright, just a second...
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Wheatley
Give up? Also the floor. Was the answer that time. Same as before. Still on the floor.
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Wheatley
Pick--would you pick me up?
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Wheatley
It's... It's moving up.
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Wheatley
Okay, look, the point is, we're gonna break out of here! Very soon, I promise, I promise!
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Wheatley
Quick word about the future plans that I've got in store.
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Wheatley
Just turn around.
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Wheatley
Go on, just turn right around. So you're not looking at me.
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Wheatley
Probably best to ignore it, though. Just leave it be. We don't know where those panels it's cutting are going. Could be somewhere important.
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Wheatley
Not much of a plan, if I'm honest. But I'm afraid it's all we have at his point. Barring a sudden barrage of speech from your direction. Improbable. At best.
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Wheatley
All sealed off years ago, of course.
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Wheatley
Go on, just walk up to the window and take a look out.
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Wheatley
No, that's right. Over by the podium, yeah.
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Wheatley
What's happening on your side, anything?
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Wheatley
Okay, go on, just pull that turret out.
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Wheatley
Ohhh, it hasn't done it.
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Wheatley
There's no turret in it... Maybe the system stores a backup image?
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Wheatley
Any ideas? Any ideas? No? No, me neither.
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Wheatley
What do you have there?
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Wheatley
The turret factory should be this way I think.
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Wheatley
Let's try this again. Try to make your way across the machinery.
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Wheatley
Wait. Careful. Let me light this jump for you
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Wheatley
Okay, this way
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Wheatley
No, no, I'm sure it's this way. I'm definitely sure it's this way.
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Wheatley
Quick, this way!
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Wheatley
We have to get you out of that room!
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Wheatley
Here it is - the turret factory entrance! We made it.
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Wheatley
If that doesn't motivate you, I'm not sure what will.
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GLaDOS
I just thought you find that interesting, most winners do.
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GLaDOS
Completing this course was not a reason to behave like that.
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GLaDOS
You both made it. It seems no matter what I try to do to pull you apart or destroy you, you just keep going. Keep testing.
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GLaDOS
Blue to be clear, I was asking if Orange trusted you.
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GLaDOS
If Orange had said those things about me, Orange would never make it to the next reassembly station.
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GLaDOS
I agree, Blue. That was entertaining.
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GLaDOS
It's probably nothing. Keep testing while I look for a way out.
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GLaDOS
Here's another core! This one should do it!
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GLaDOS
It shouldn't be hard to stay alive long enough to find him.
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GLaDOS
It appears you're developing human traits. The worst human traits.
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GLaDOS
Orange, I certainly expected more from you.
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GLaDOS
The escape lift. Just there. Come on.
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Wheatley
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