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What do you have there?
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The turret factory should be this way I think.
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Wheatley
Orange receives
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GLaDOS
On second thought we don't have the time, just look at how much better you are than blue.
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GLaDOS
Let me give you a clue, it is the one thing you can't do.
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GLaDOS
While I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work.
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GLaDOS
An extra special bonus course that ends with us finding and freeing humans!
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GLaDOS
Try something.
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GLaDOS
This close and that's what you do?
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GLaDOS
I'm starting to think you don't want to rescue the humans.
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GLaDOS
We are only two tests away from reaching the humans, are you as excited as I am?
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GLaDOS
This is the last test for the standard course. It's just something I whipped up for you. I thought you might enjoy a challenge for once.
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GLaDOS
While I should have left both of you trapped there forever, I do need you for something else.
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Lacks confidence.
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GLaDOS
Hostile to new ideas.
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GLaDOS
Seeks out conflicts with co-workers.
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GLaDOS
Histrionic.
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GLaDOS
Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here in the hub?
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GLaDOS
Are you scared to save those humans?
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GLaDOS
Are you scared to save those humans?
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GLaDOS
I agree, Orange. That was entertaining.
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GLaDOS
Yes Orange, Blue did act like a fool just now.
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GLaDOS
Is it the lack of mirrors in test chambers that encourages you to do this?
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GLaDOS
Well, maybe it's time I did something then.
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Wheatley
Alright, this is taking too long. I'll just tell you how to solve the test.
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Wheatley
I know! I know, I wouldn't have believed it either.
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Wheatley
Come on through.
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Wheatley
Okay, down these stairs.
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Wheatley
Oh, that port looks comfy. Why don't you put me on it, please.
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Wheatley
Look down. Where am I? Where am I?
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Wheatley
Just, ah... pick me up. Take me with you.
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Wheatley
Turn around. I'll only be a second. If you don't mind.
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Wheatley
Come on! We have to go!
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Wheatley
What are you doing in there?
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Wheatley
Probably best to ignore it, though. Just leave it be. We don't know where those panels it's cutting are going. Could be somewhere important.
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Wheatley
And we're only seeing the top layer. It goes down for miles.
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Wheatley
Here, come and have a look out the window. It's good.
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Wheatley
It's alright. No, go on, just have a look about.
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Wheatley
Almost there...
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Wheatley
This door's actually pretty complicated.
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Wheatley
There's no turret in it... Maybe the system stores a backup image?
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Wheatley
Have you got any ideas?
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Wheatley
Oh, hang on. What if we gave it something ELSE to scan?
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Wheatley
Anyway, look, the point is we're gonna break out of here, alright? But we can't do it yet. Look for me fifteen chambers ahead.
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Wheatley
Let's try this again. Try to make your way across the machinery.
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Wheatley
We have to split up here for a moment. Portal up to that passage and I'll see you on the other side.
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Wheatley
We are now going to take a break from the collaboration for an instructional competition.
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GLaDOS
You are doing wonderfully.
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GLaDOS
I am not sure how I can make these tests any easier for you.
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GLaDOS
If you can't complete these tests, we will never free the humans!
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GLaDOS
Lucky for you two, while I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work.
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GLaDOS
Now, we just need you to release the humans from their imprisonment.
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GLaDOS
You both need to do something.
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GLaDOS
Orange what did you do?
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GLaDOS
Blue do what Orange just did.
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GLaDOS
You can't give up now.
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GLaDOS
Most of them are simply good test subjects.
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GLaDOS
Still. That would have been exciting.
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While I will receive all the glory for the rescue don't think you two aren't going to get something. The bond you form during these tests will last a lifetime.
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GLaDOS
I didn't mean to make you feel bad earlier about your tests not being real science. I guess finding out they weren't science was some sort of test in and of itself.
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GLaDOS
I can only place a portal on a white portalable surface.
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GLaDOS
Completing this course was not a reason to behave like that.
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GLaDOS
No one has ever completed this test before. The humans must have reconfigured it from my original plans.
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Avoids responsibility.
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GLaDOS
If I made these tests any easier, they wouldn't be tests.
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GLaDOS
That worked just like you said it would, Blue.
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GLaDOS
The way you two just gave up on that test together shows you are really working as a team.
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GLaDOS
Orange, how well do you really know Blue? Do you trust Blue?
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Orange, I agree. I never noticed that about Blue before.
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With humans, I would have called that a successful test.
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GLaDOS
While teamwork is needed to complete these tests, I am not sure I trust the two of you together.
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GLaDOS
If Orange had said those things about me, Orange would never make it to the next reassembly station.
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GLaDOS
There.
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GLaDOS
Here, let me get that for you.
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GLaDOS
I'll just move that out of the way for you. This place really is a wreck.
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GLaDOS
It appears you're developing human traits. The worst human traits.
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GLaDOS
Orange, I certainly expected more from you.
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GLaDOS
Just getting a test ready... For you. Obviously. Who else would I be doing it for? No one.
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Wheatley
Go on. Get in.
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Wheatley
Go on. Just... March on through that hole.
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Wheatley
On ya go.
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Wheatley
Right on that stick over there. Just put me right on it.
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Wheatley
Oh! What can we do with me then. I know! Plug me into the port, please.
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Wheatley
In order to escape, we're going to have to go through HER chamber.
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Wheatley
You have to get to the catwalk behind me!
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Wheatley
Anyway, look, we're really close to busting out, just hang in there for five more chambers.
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Wheatley
Better yet, don't say anything.
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On the floor. Needing your help. The whole time. All the time. Needing your help.
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Wheatley
Let's do it again! Pick me up again!
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Wheatley
It's... It's moving up.
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Quick word about the future plans that I've got in store.
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You may as well have a little rest, actually, while I work on it.
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Wheatley
Allright, what have we got?
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Wheatley
Pens. Might need those. Don't see any though. So...
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Wheatley
Hold on -
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Wheatley
There's some sort of control room up top. Let's go investigate.
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There should be a portal device on that podium over there.
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No, that's right. Over by the podium, yeah.
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Just---if you just--okay, just stand by the podium and just look up.
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Progress report: Still pretty tricky!
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