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Here's another core! This one should do it!
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GLaDOS
It won't.
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GLaDOS
It shouldn't be hard to stay alive long enough to find him.
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GLaDOS
It's happening sooner than I expected.
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GLaDOS
There should be one in the corner.
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GLaDOS
Here, let me get that for you.
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GLaDOS
All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you.
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GLaDOS
Blue, don't sink to Orange's level.
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GLaDOS
I'm starting to think giving you arms was a big mistake.
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GLaDOS
Okay, fine. I'll ask you again in a few decades.
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GLaDOS
Sollllve it...
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Wheatley
Just getting a test ready... For you. Obviously. Who else would I be doing it for? No one.
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Wheatley
Well, maybe it's time I did something then.
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Wheatley
Go on. Get in.
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Wheatley
The one you risked your life to get to. So you could escape certain death. No rush.
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Wheatley
It's the lift just there. The thing that looks like a lift. That's what you're looking for. It is confusing, I know.
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Wheatley
Don't mind me. Just moving the test chamber a little closer to me. Had a thought: Maybe proximity to the test solving might give us stronger results.
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Wheatley
Are you... are you sure you're solving these correctly?
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Wheatley
Well, on with the test.
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Wheatley
Just--do the test! Just do the test.
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Wheatley
Alright, this is taking too long. I'll just tell you how to solve the test.
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Wheatley
Be honest. You can't even tell, can you? Seamless.
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Wheatley
Go on. Just... March on through that hole.
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Wheatley
Yeah, it's alright. Go ahead.
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Wheatley
Go on.
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Wheatley
Your destination's probably not going to come meet us here. Is it? So go on.
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Wheatley
Oh! It's going faster, which I was... not expecting.
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Wheatley
Ummmm. Yeah, I can't do it if you're watching.
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Wheatley
Pop a portal on that wall behind me there, and I'll meet you on the other side of the room.
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Wheatley
Right behind me.
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Wheatley
Alright, let me explain again. Pop a portal. Behind me. Alright? And come on through.
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Wheatley
Come on through.
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Wheatley
Come on through to the other side.
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Wheatley
I've got an idea! Do what it says, plug me in!
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Wheatley
Oh! What can we do with me then. I know! Plug me into the port, please.
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Wheatley
Oh, that port looks comfy. Why don't you put me on it, please.
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Wheatley
Keep moving! Just keep moving!
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Wheatley
Go! Go go go!
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Wheatley
We're not safe yet. Quick! Follow the walkway.
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Wheatley
You have to get to the catwalk behind me!
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Wheatley
Anyway, we're really close to busting out. Just hang in there for - OW!
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Wheatley
Anyway, look, we're really close to busting out, just hang in there for five more chambers.
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Wheatley
Alright, just a second...
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Wheatley
Aggh, see, now I hit that one, I hit that one...
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Wheatley
Better yet, don't say anything.
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Wheatley
It's... It's moving up.
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Wheatley
I just have to figure out how. To break us out of here.
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Wheatley
Would you mind putting your back towards me? So I can see only your back. And not your face.
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Wheatley
Could you turn around? Is that possible?
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Wheatley
Come on! We have to go!
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Wheatley
You may as well have a little rest, actually, while I work on it.
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Wheatley
Ok... Here we go...
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Wheatley
What's going on?
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Wheatley
And we're only seeing the top layer. It goes down for miles.
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Wheatley
Go on, just walk up to the window and take a look out.
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Wheatley
Go on. Walk up to the window. Take a look out.
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Wheatley
Get to HER! I'll find you!
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Wheatley
There should be a portal device on that podium over there.
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Wheatley
It's alright. No, go on, just have a look about.
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Wheatley
No, that's right. Over by the podium, yeah.
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Wheatley
This door's actually pretty complicated.
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Wheatley
Progress report: Still pretty tricky!
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Wheatley
Progress report: Haven't really made any in-roads!
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Wheatley
What's happening on your side, anything?
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Wheatley
Right. Let's figure out how to stop this turret line...
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Wheatley
Oh, hang on. What if we gave it something ELSE to scan?
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Wheatley
Ohhhhh, have you got an idea?
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Wheatley
Come on, let's go!
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Wheatley
This way! This way!
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Wheatley
Come on! Over here! This way!
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Wheatley
Follow the feeder tube to the generator room! I'll meet you there.
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Wheatley
Try to jump across.
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Wheatley
Let's keep moving. The factory entrance must be around here somewhere.
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Wheatley
Careful... Careful...
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Wheatley
No, no, I'm sure it's this way. I'm definitely sure it's this way.
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Wheatley
Hm. Let's try this way.
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Wheatley
It emphasizes teamwork.
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GLaDOS
Unlike us, humans need to be taught teamwork.
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GLaDOS
You are doing wonderfully.
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GLaDOS
To complete this test, you need to find a set of blue prints.
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GLaDOS
While I do need you to be in the room so I can see them, I want to be clear. There is no reason whatsoever for you to look at them.
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GLaDOS
This course was originally designed to build confidence in humans.
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GLaDOS
I think after that display, we should take a break from the official testing courses.
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GLaDOS
For instance, Orange, you just lost two opportunity advisement points.
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GLaDOS
Blue, orange isn't a human. The lesson on trust only needs to be taught once. Blue is penalized 1 science collaboration point.
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GLaDOS
You will need him for the final track.
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GLaDOS
Now, we just need you to release the humans from their imprisonment.
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GLaDOS
You both need to do something.
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GLaDOS
The lock is looking for two humans.
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GLaDOS
Blue do what Orange just did.
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GLaDOS
This isn't that hard.
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GLaDOS
You are making this harder than it needs to be.
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GLaDOS
Still. That would have been exciting.
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GLaDOS
Still. That would have been exciting.
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GLaDOS
While I will receive all the glory for the rescue don't think you two aren't going to get something. The bond you form during these tests will last a lifetime.
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GLaDOS
If that doesn't motivate you, I'm not sure what will.
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GLaDOS
Using your ping tool, please indicate where you would like me to place your two portals. Ping each location.
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GLaDOS
Please test your device by portaling to that ledge.
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GLaDOS
Completing this course was not a reason to behave like that.
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GLaDOS
Are you doing that just to aggravate me?
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GLaDOS
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