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The humans can't free themselves.
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GLaDOS
I didn't mean to make you feel bad earlier about your tests not being real science. I guess finding out they weren't science was some sort of test in and of itself.
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GLaDOS
Please test your device by portaling to that ledge.
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GLaDOS
Oh... can someone reassemble Orange?
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GLaDOS
Completing this course was not a reason to behave like that.
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GLaDOS
This is the last test for the standard course. It's just something I whipped up for you. I thought you might enjoy a challenge for once.
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GLaDOS
It's like you're just machines.
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GLaDOS
You will know it when you find it.
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GLaDOS
Are you scared to save those humans?
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GLaDOS
Are you scared to save those humans?
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GLaDOS
The photos weren't as popular as we had hoped, so we repurposed the cameras.
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GLaDOS
There you are, reassembled again.
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GLaDOS
Blue, do you feel betrayed by orange for telling me those horrible things about you?
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GLaDOS
If Orange had said those things about me, Orange would never make it to the next reassembly station.
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GLaDOS
I agree, Blue. That was entertaining.
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GLaDOS
Okay, great! Here comes another core!
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GLaDOS
I think I can break us out of here in the next chamber. Just play along.
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GLaDOS
It shouldn't be hard to stay alive long enough to find him.
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GLaDOS
There.
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GLaDOS
Keep it up and your arm will get stuck like that.
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GLaDOS
That is not part of the test.
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GLaDOS
It appears you're developing human traits. The worst human traits.
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GLaDOS
Just getting a test ready... For you. Obviously. Who else would I be doing it for? No one.
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Wheatley
The one you risked your life to get to. So you could escape certain death. No rush.
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Wheatley
Are you... are you sure you're solving these correctly?
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Wheatley
Right on that stick over there. Just put me right on it.
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Wheatley
Probably ought to bring you up to speed on something right now.
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Wheatley
Better yet, don't say anything.
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Wheatley
Still here on the floor. Waiting to be picked up. Um.
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Wheatley
Might want to just pick me up.
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Wheatley
Just, ah... pick me up. Take me with you.
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Wheatley
Turn around. I'll only be a second. If you don't mind.
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Wheatley
And we're only seeing the top layer. It goes down for miles.
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Wheatley
This should take us right to her. I can't believe I'm finally doing this!
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Wheatley
What's happening on your side, anything?
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Wheatley
Oh, hang on. What if we gave it something ELSE to scan?
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Wheatley
What do you have there?
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Wheatley
Come on! Over here! This way!
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Wheatley
Let's try this again. Try to make your way across the machinery.
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Wheatley
Let's keep moving. The factory entrance must be around here somewhere.
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Wheatley
This looks dangerous. I'll hold the light steady.
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Wheatley
Okay, wait, let me light this path for you.
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Wheatley
We have to get you out of that room!
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Wheatley
Here it is - the turret factory entrance! We made it.
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Wheatley
Be careful!
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Wheatley
Calibrating Orange's weight...
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GLaDOS
Do you know where I was?
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GLaDOS
Congratulations on completing that test. But something seems off.
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GLaDOS
To complete this test, you need to find a set of blue prints.
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GLaDOS
This course was originally designed to build confidence in humans.
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GLaDOS
For instance, Orange, you just lost two opportunity advisement points.
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GLaDOS
You are making this harder than it needs to be.
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GLaDOS
I'm starting to think you don't want to rescue the humans.
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GLaDOS
I think they wanted to punish them by not allowing me to include them in testing.
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GLaDOS
Only one more test after this.
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GLaDOS
Still. That would have been exciting.
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GLaDOS
If that doesn't motivate you, I'm not sure what will.
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GLaDOS
Using your ping tool, please indicate where you would like me to place your two portals. Ping each location.
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GLaDOS
Please refrain from doing those childish gestures while you are out there.
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GLaDOS
Your brains are too small to feel either of those emotions. So I can trust you one hundred percent.
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GLaDOS
I thought going back to these old tests would satisfy me. But try as you might to fail this next test, I still won't be satisfied.
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GLaDOS
I am sure it happened by accident, but why don't you put it back in the player?
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GLaDOS
Never flushes.
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GLaDOS
Histrionic.
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GLaDOS
If I made these tests any easier, they wouldn't be tests.
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GLaDOS
Was that course too difficult?
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GLaDOS
Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here.
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GLaDOS
The way you two just gave up on that test together shows you are really working as a team.
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GLaDOS
Orange, it's not nice to make fun of Blue like that.
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GLaDOS
Orange did what? Are you sure?
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GLaDOS
Orange, to be clear. I was just asking Blue if he trusted you.
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GLaDOS
Blue to be clear, I was asking if Orange trusted you.
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GLaDOS
Blue, I agree. I never noticed that about Orange before.
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GLaDOS
With humans, I would have called that a successful test.
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GLaDOS
Blue, that transpired just as you said it would.
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GLaDOS
Your eagerness to test pleases me. Your inane gesturing does not.
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GLaDOS
Yes it is! We can use it to get out of here!
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GLaDOS
Here's another core! This one should do it!
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GLaDOS
Plug me in, and I'll take you up.
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GLaDOS
It won't.
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GLaDOS
It's happening sooner than I expected.
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GLaDOS
Well... I'll be here during the whole next test.
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GLaDOS
If you were wondering how could you annoy me without failing a test. Now you know.
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GLaDOS
Orange, I certainly expected more from you.
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GLaDOS
The escape lift. Just there. Come on.
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Wheatley
Not done yet. You've still got to get through the door. Need to get through the door there.
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Wheatley
Go on. Just... March on through that hole.
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Wheatley
I know! I know, I wouldn't have believed it either.
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Wheatley
Alright, let me explain again. Pop a portal. Behind me. Alright? And come on through.
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Wheatley
Come on through.
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Wheatley
Come on through to the other side.
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Wheatley
Oh! What can we do with me then. I know! Plug me into the port, please.
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Wheatley
Quick word about the future plans that I've got in store.
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Wheatley
We are going to shut down her turret production line, turn off her neurotoxin, and then confront her.
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Wheatley
Try to make your way back out here!
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Wheatley
Could you turn around? Is that possible?
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Wheatley
Hurry!
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Wheatley
There's some sort of control room up top. Let's go investigate.
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Wheatley
All sealed off years ago, of course.
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Wheatley
Here, come and have a look out the window. It's good.
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Wheatley
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