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It's the lift just there. The thing that looks like a lift. That's what you're looking for. It is confusing, I know.
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Wheatley
Yeah, it's alright. Go ahead.
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Wheatley
Right on that stick over there. Just put me right on it.
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Wheatley
Can't... see it anywhere. Tell you what, plug me in and I'll turn the lights on.
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Wheatley
Keep moving! Just keep moving!
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Wheatley
We're not safe yet. Quick! Follow the walkway.
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Wheatley
You have to get to the catwalk behind me!
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Wheatley
Hey! How's it going? Here I am again!
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Wheatley
Okay, look, the point is, we're gonna break out of here! Very soon, I promise, I promise!
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Wheatley
We are going to shut down her turret production line, turn off her neurotoxin, and then confront her.
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Wheatley
Turn around. I'll only be a second. If you don't mind.
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Wheatley
Hurry!
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Wheatley
And we're only seeing the top layer. It goes down for miles.
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Wheatley
Go on. Walk up to the window. Take a look out.
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Wheatley
Ungh!
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Wheatley
I can't see it though... Maybe it fell off. Do you want to go and have a quick look?
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Wheatley
Any ideas? Any ideas? No? No, me neither.
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Wheatley
Oh, hang on. What if we gave it something ELSE to scan?
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Wheatley
Come on, let's go!
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Wheatley
We made it we made it we made it we made it...
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Wheatley
Hey, I can see it! The feeder tube's just in the next room!
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Wheatley
Anyway, look, the point is we're gonna break out of here, alright? But we can't do it yet. Look for me fifteen chambers ahead.
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Wheatley
We have to get you out of that room!
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Wheatley
Here it is - the turret factory entrance! We made it.
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Wheatley
Orange receives
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GLaDOS
Orange, is there something you would like to say?
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GLaDOS
Blue, is there something you would like to say?
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GLaDOS
You are the first robots to pass calibration.
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GLaDOS
I think after that display, we should take a break from the official testing courses.
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GLaDOS
For instance, Blue, you just lost two opportunity advisement points.
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GLaDOS
For instance, Orange, you just lost two opportunity advisement points.
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GLaDOS
Blue, orange isn't a human. The lesson on trust only needs to be taught once. Blue is penalized 1 science collaboration point.
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GLaDOS
Congratulations on completing the test. You two really are the best cooperative testing team I could ever ask for.
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GLaDOS
You both need to do something.
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GLaDOS
You can't give up now.
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GLaDOS
The humans can't free themselves.
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GLaDOS
This close and you are going to fail me?
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GLaDOS
This isn't that hard.
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GLaDOS
We are only two tests away from reaching the humans, are you as excited as I am?
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GLaDOS
Only one more test after this.
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GLaDOS
I didn't mean to make you feel bad earlier about your tests not being real science. I guess finding out they weren't science was some sort of test in and of itself.
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GLaDOS
I can only place a portal on a white portalable surface.
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GLaDOS
Please ping a white portalable surface.
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GLaDOS
It seems rather earlier to require reassembly.
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GLaDOS
Are you doing that just to aggravate me?
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GLaDOS
You two aren't lost are you?
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GLaDOS
Sometimes testing has to occur outside the confines of the lab.
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GLaDOS
No one has ever completed this test before. The humans must have reconfigured it from my original plans.
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GLaDOS
If I made these tests any easier, they wouldn't be tests.
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GLaDOS
That worked just like you said it would, Blue.
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GLaDOS
Orange, your plan is working perfectly.
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GLaDOS
I guess quitting that course together is a sign of teamwork.
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GLaDOS
Are you scared to save those humans?
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GLaDOS
Correct Blue, Orange can't hear you.
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GLaDOS
Orange did what? Are you sure?
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GLaDOS
Orange, how well do you really know Blue? Do you trust Blue?
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GLaDOS
Orange, I agree. I never noticed that about Blue before.
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GLaDOS
Blue, I agree. I never noticed that about Orange before.
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GLaDOS
Orange, Blue and I were just discussing your behavior on the last few tests.
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GLaDOS
If Orange had said those things about me, Orange would never make it to the next reassembly station.
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GLaDOS
If Blue had said those things about me, Blue would never make it to the next reassembly station.
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GLaDOS
Blue, that transpired just as you said it would.
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GLaDOS
That's his voice up ahead.
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GLaDOS
Plug me in, and I'll take you up.
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GLaDOS
I think he's getting desperate.
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GLaDOS
I think I can break us out of here in the next chamber. Just play along.
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GLaDOS
It shouldn't be hard to stay alive long enough to find him.
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GLaDOS
Just as mementos, though...
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GLaDOS
It's happening sooner than I expected.
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GLaDOS
There should be one in the corner.
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GLaDOS
Well... I'll be here during the whole next test.
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GLaDOS
I'll just move that out of the way for you. This place really is a wreck.
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GLaDOS
Slapping hands. That accomplishes something.
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GLaDOS
It appears you're developing human traits. The worst human traits.
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GLaDOS
Blue, don't sink to Orange's level.
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GLaDOS
Just getting a test ready... For you. Obviously. Who else would I be doing it for? No one.
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Wheatley
Well, maybe it's time I did something then.
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Wheatley
Go on. Get in.
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Wheatley
Not done yet. You've still got to get through the door. Need to get through the door there.
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Wheatley
Are you... are you sure you're solving these correctly?
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Wheatley
Alright, off you go!
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Wheatley
Go on. Just... March on through that hole.
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Wheatley
On ya go.
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Wheatley
I know! I know, I wouldn't have believed it either.
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Wheatley
Come on through to the other side.
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Wheatley
Don't listen to her, do it.
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Wheatley
Oh! What can we do with me then. I know! Plug me into the port, please.
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Wheatley
Oh, that port looks comfy. Why don't you put me on it, please.
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Wheatley
Anyway, look, we're really close to busting out, just hang in there for five more chambers.
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Wheatley
On the floor. Needing your help. The whole time. All the time. Needing your help.
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Wheatley
Let's do it again! Pick me up again!
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Wheatley
I just have to figure out how. To break us out of here.
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Wheatley
What's going on in there?
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Wheatley
There's some sort of control room up top. Let's go investigate.
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Wheatley
Here, come and have a look out the window. It's good.
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Wheatley
Go on, just walk up to the window and take a look out.
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Wheatley
Just... have a look through the old window.
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Wheatley
What's happening on your side, anything?
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Wheatley
Follow the feeder tube to the generator room! I'll meet you there.
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Wheatley
I'm pretty sure we're going the right way. Pretty sure.
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Wheatley
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