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To complete this test, you need to find a set of blue prints.
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GLaDOS
This course was originally designed to build confidence in humans.
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GLaDOS
I think after that display, we should take a break from the official testing courses.
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GLaDOS
While I should have left both of you trapped there forever, I do need you for something else.
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GLaDOS
Since, I never expected you to make it this far, I have to build this new course just for you.
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GLaDOS
Orange, how well do you really know Blue? Do you trust Blue?
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GLaDOS
Blue to be clear, I was asking if Orange trusted you.
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GLaDOS
I have to agree. Blue is penalized 75 science collaboration points.
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GLaDOS
Orange, Blue and I were just discussing your behavior on the last few tests.
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GLaDOS
If Blue had said those things about me, Blue would never make it to the next reassembly station.
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GLaDOS
Orange, that transpired just as you said it would.
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GLaDOS
I agree, Blue. That was entertaining.
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GLaDOS
There.
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GLaDOS
Don't mind me. Just moving the test chamber a little closer to me. Had a thought: Maybe proximity to the test solving might give us stronger results.
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Wheatley
Go on. Just... March on through that hole.
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Wheatley
On ya go.
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Wheatley
I know! I know, I wouldn't have believed it either.
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Wheatley
Plug me in, plug me in!
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Wheatley
Anyway, look, we're really close to busting out, just hang in there for five more chambers.
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Wheatley
Go on, just turn right around. So you're not looking at me.
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Wheatley
Turn around. I'll only be a second. If you don't mind.
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Wheatley
Come on! We have to go!
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Wheatley
What are you doing in there?
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Wheatley
Are you alright?
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Wheatley
Not much of a plan, if I'm honest. But I'm afraid it's all we have at his point. Barring a sudden barrage of speech from your direction. Improbable. At best.
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Wheatley
All sealed off years ago, of course.
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Wheatley
Aggh! I'm going the wrong way!
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Wheatley
I can't see it though... Maybe it fell off. Do you want to go and have a quick look?
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Wheatley
This door's actually pretty complicated.
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Wheatley
I'm still here, I'm still working, I haven't forgotten about you!
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Wheatley
Oh, hang on. What if we gave it something ELSE to scan?
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Wheatley
Let's try this again. Try to make your way across the machinery.
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Wheatley
Let's keep moving. The factory entrance must be around here somewhere.
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Wheatley
Blue, is there something you would like to say?
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GLaDOS
We are now going to take a break from the collaboration for an instructional competition.
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GLaDOS
You will need him for the final track.
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GLaDOS
An extra special bonus course that ends with us finding and freeing humans!
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GLaDOS
Blue do what Orange just did.
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GLaDOS
Are you doing that just to aggravate me?
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GLaDOS
You both made it. It seems no matter what I try to do to pull you apart or destroy you, you just keep going. Keep testing.
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I thought going back to these old tests would satisfy me. But try as you might to fail this next test, I still won't be satisfied.
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Has irritating opinions.
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Seeks out conflicts with co-workers.
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GLaDOS
With humans, I would have called that a successful test.
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GLaDOS
If you're going to hit each other, at least aim for the head.
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GLaDOS
Pop a portal on that wall behind me there, and I'll meet you on the other side of the room.
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Wheatley
Alright, let me explain again. Pop a portal. Behind me. Alright? And come on through.
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Come on through to the other side.
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We're not safe yet. Quick! Follow the walkway.
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Alright, just a second...
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Wheatley
Look down. Where am I? Where am I?
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Wheatley
Pens. Might need those. Don't see any though. So...
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And we're only seeing the top layer. It goes down for miles.
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Here, come and have a look out the window. It's good.
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Just---if you just--okay, just stand by the podium and just look up.
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Almost there...
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Progress report: Still pretty tricky!
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Wheatley
What's happening on your side, anything?
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Wheatley
Ohhh, it hasn't done it.
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Have you got any ideas?
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Wheatley
Hurry! This way!
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Follow the feeder tube to the generator room! I'll meet you there.
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No, no, I'm sure it's this way. I'm definitely sure it's this way.
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Okay, wait, let me light this path for you.
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Wheatley
Can you reach that wall back there?
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Excellent. You’re both doing very well.
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GLaDOS
I was confident you could finish.
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I am not sure how I can make these tests any easier for you.
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GLaDOS
For instance, Blue, you just lost two opportunity advisement points.
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GLaDOS
While I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work.
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GLaDOS
Now, we just need you to release the humans from their imprisonment.
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You both need to do something.
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This close and that's what you do?
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The humans can't free themselves.
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I'm starting to think you don't want to rescue the humans.
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GLaDOS
I think they wanted to punish them by not allowing me to include them in testing.
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GLaDOS
Only one more test after this.
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If that doesn't motivate you, I'm not sure what will.
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GLaDOS
I can only place a portal on a white portalable surface.
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GLaDOS
Please test your device by portaling to that ledge.
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I just thought you find that interesting, most winners do.
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GLaDOS
This is the last test for the standard course. It's just something I whipped up for you. I thought you might enjoy a challenge for once.
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Don't either you have drive to be better than the other?
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Of course the humans only had one try at it, you can just keep trying.
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Lacks confidence.
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Avoids responsibility.
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GLaDOS
Was that course too difficult?
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Orange, I agree. I never noticed that about Blue before.
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If Orange had said those things about me, Orange would never make it to the next reassembly station.
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It's probably nothing. Keep testing while I look for a way out.
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That's his voice up ahead.
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GLaDOS
Just getting a test ready... For you. Obviously. Who else would I be doing it for? No one.
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Wheatley
Go on. Get in.
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Wheatley
The one you risked your life to get to. So you could escape certain death. No rush.
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Wheatley
Not done yet. You've still got to get through the door. Need to get through the door there.
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Programmed in one last tremor, for old time's sake.
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Wheatley
Alright, this is taking too long. I'll just tell you how to solve the test.
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Wheatley
It is tricky. It is tricky. But just... plug me in, please.
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Pop a little portal, just there, alright? Behind me. And come on through.
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Wheatley
Probably ought to bring you up to speed on something right now.
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