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Here's another core! This one should do it!
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GLaDOS
The escape lift. Just there. Come on.
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Wheatley
Yeah, it's alright. Go ahead.
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Wheatley
It is tricky. It is tricky. But just... plug me in, please.
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Wheatley
Pop a portal on that wall behind me there, and I'll meet you on the other side of the room.
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Wheatley
Come on! Come on!
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Wheatley
Keep moving! Just keep moving!
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Wheatley
Look down. Where am I? Where am I?
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Wheatley
Pick--would you pick me up?
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Wheatley
Hold on -
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Wheatley
Oh, hang on. What if we gave it something ELSE to scan?
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Wheatley
Careful... Careful...
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Wheatley
Wait. Careful. Let me light this jump for you
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Wheatley
Okay, this way
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Wheatley
Excellent. You’re both doing very well.
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GLaDOS
I am not sure how I can make these tests any easier for you.
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GLaDOS
If you can't complete these tests, we will never free the humans!
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GLaDOS
You will need him for the final track.
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GLaDOS
You can't give up now.
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GLaDOS
We are only two tests away from reaching the humans, are you as excited as I am?
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GLaDOS
If that doesn't motivate you, I'm not sure what will.
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GLaDOS
While I should have left both of you trapped there forever, I do need you for something else.
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GLaDOS
Lacks confidence.
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GLaDOS
Blue, why did you do that to Orange?
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GLaDOS
The way you two just gave up on that test together shows you are really working as a team.
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GLaDOS
Orange, Blue and I were just discussing your behavior on the last few tests.
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GLaDOS
If Orange had said those things about me, Orange would never make it to the next reassembly station.
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GLaDOS
I agree, Blue. That was entertaining.
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GLaDOS
That's his voice up ahead.
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GLaDOS
If you're going to hit each other, at least aim for the head.
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GLaDOS
On ya go.
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Wheatley
I know! I know, I wouldn't have believed it either.
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Wheatley
Can't... see it anywhere. Tell you what, plug me in and I'll turn the lights on.
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Wheatley
Turn around. I'll only be a second. If you don't mind.
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Wheatley
Aggh! I'm going the wrong way!
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Wheatley
There should be a portal device on that podium over there.
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Wheatley
I'm still here, I'm still working, I haven't forgotten about you!
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Wheatley
Right. Let's figure out how to stop this turret line...
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Wheatley
Any ideas? Any ideas? No? No, me neither.
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Wheatley
Follow the feeder tube to the generator room! I'll meet you there.
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Wheatley
Let's try this again. Try to make your way across the machinery.
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Wheatley
An extra special bonus course that ends with us finding and freeing humans!
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GLaDOS
You both need to do something.
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GLaDOS
The humans can't free themselves.
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GLaDOS
Are you doing that just to aggravate me?
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GLaDOS
You both made it. It seems no matter what I try to do to pull you apart or destroy you, you just keep going. Keep testing.
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GLaDOS
That worked just like you said it would, Blue.
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GLaDOS
Orange, that transpired just as you said it would.
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GLaDOS
Your eagerness to test pleases me. Your inane gesturing does not.
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GLaDOS
The one you risked your life to get to. So you could escape certain death. No rush.
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Wheatley
Go on. Just... March on through that hole.
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Wheatley
Go on. Just jam me in over there.
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Wheatley
Pop a portal. Behind me, on the wall. Come on through.
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Wheatley
Oh, that port looks comfy. Why don't you put me on it, please.
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Wheatley
On the floor. Needing your help. The whole time. All the time. Needing your help.
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Wheatley
Still here on the floor. Waiting to be picked up. Um.
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Wheatley
We have to get you out of there!
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Wheatley
Just turn around.
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Wheatley
Go on, just turn right around. So you're not looking at me.
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Wheatley
Come on! We have to go!
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Wheatley
You may as well have a little rest, actually, while I work on it.
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Wheatley
There is a box part here. Probably got some electronics in there.
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Wheatley
Pens. Might need those. Don't see any though. So...
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Wheatley
Are you alright?
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Wheatley
HA! The tube's broken! We can ride it straight to her!
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Wheatley
And we're only seeing the top layer. It goes down for miles.
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Wheatley
All sealed off years ago, of course.
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Wheatley
Here, come and have a look out the window. It's good.
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Wheatley
Go on, just walk up to the window and take a look out.
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Wheatley
Just... have a look through the old window.
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Wheatley
This should take us right to her. I can't believe I'm finally doing this!
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Wheatley
It's alright. No, go on, just have a look about.
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Wheatley
Almost there...
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Wheatley
Progress report: Still pretty tricky!
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Wheatley
What's happening on your side, anything?
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Wheatley
There's no turret in it... Maybe the system stores a backup image?
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Wheatley
What do you have there?
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Wheatley
The turret factory should be this way I think.
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Wheatley
Try to jump across.
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Wheatley
No, no, I'm sure it's this way. I'm definitely sure it's this way.
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Wheatley
Quick, this way!
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Wheatley
Okay, wait, let me light this path for you.
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Wheatley
Here it is - the turret factory entrance! We made it.
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Wheatley
Let me give you a clue, it is the one thing you can't do.
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GLaDOS
While I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work.
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GLaDOS
Now, we just need you to release the humans from their imprisonment.
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GLaDOS
This close and that's what you do?
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GLaDOS
I'm starting to think you don't want to rescue the humans.
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GLaDOS
I can only place a portal on a white portalable surface.
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GLaDOS
I just thought you find that interesting, most winners do.
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GLaDOS
Don't either you have drive to be better than the other?
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GLaDOS
At the start of this course I was worried you were becoming too close but in my attempt to drive you apart I learned something important about trust and betrayal.
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GLaDOS
No one has ever completed this test before. The humans must have reconfigured it from my original plans.
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GLaDOS
Seeks out conflicts with co-workers.
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GLaDOS
Are you scared to save those humans?
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GLaDOS
Orange, how well do you really know Blue? Do you trust Blue?
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GLaDOS
Orange, I agree. I never noticed that about Blue before.
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GLaDOS
With humans, I would have called that a successful test.
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GLaDOS
It's probably nothing. Keep testing while I look for a way out.
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GLaDOS
It appears you're developing human traits. The worst human traits.
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GLaDOS
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