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Just pop a portal right behind me there, and come on through to the other side.
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I've got an idea! Do what it says, plug me in!
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Wheatley
In case you thought to yourself, 'I've missed the window of time to voice my reservations.' Still open.
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Still here on the floor. Waiting to be picked up. Um.
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It's... It's moving up.
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Wheatley
Here, come and have a look out the window. It's good.
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Wheatley
I can't see it though... Maybe it fell off. Do you want to go and have a quick look?
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Wheatley
Hey hey! You made it!
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Wheatley
If you can't complete these tests, we will never free the humans!
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GLaDOS
It seems rather earlier to require reassembly.
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GLaDOS
At the start of this course I was worried you were becoming too close but in my attempt to drive you apart I learned something important about trust and betrayal.
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Sometimes testing has to occur outside the confines of the lab.
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GLaDOS
I am sure it happened by accident, but why don't you put it back in the player?
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GLaDOS
Of course the humans only had one try at it, you can just keep trying.
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Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here.
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Okay, great! Here comes another core!
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GLaDOS
Here's another core! This one should do it!
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GLaDOS
Orange, I certainly expected more from you.
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Pop a portal on that wall behind me there, and I'll meet you on the other side of the room.
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So. If you've got any reservations whatsoever about this plan, now would be the time to voice them.
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Now, escape pod... escape pod...
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There's the exit! We're almost out of here!
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Wheatley
What's going on in there?
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Wheatley
Go on, just turn right around. So you're not looking at me.
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Wheatley
What are you doing in there?
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All sealed off years ago, of course.
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Just... have a look through the old window.
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Ohhh, it hasn't done it.
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Wheatley
Ohhhhh, have you got an idea?
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Wheatley
What do you have there?
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Wheatley
Alright, now. She can't use her turrets. So let's go and take care of that neurotoxin generator as well.
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I'm pretty sure we're going the right way. Pretty sure.
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Wheatley
Let's keep moving. The factory entrance must be around here somewhere.
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Careful... Careful...
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Hm. Let's try this way.
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Quick, this way!
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Here it is - the turret factory entrance! We made it.
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Calibrating Orange's weight...
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GLaDOS
It emphasizes teamwork.
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I think after that display, we should take a break from the official testing courses.
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GLaDOS
Please test your device by portaling to that ledge.
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GLaDOS
Completing this course was not a reason to behave like that.
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GLaDOS
Did you think the electrical switch was down there?
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GLaDOS
Since, I never expected you to make it this far, I have to build this new course just for you.
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GLaDOS
Your failing gives me no new data, it just delays the inevitable.
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Blue, I wouldn't have trusted Orange in that course either.
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I have to agree. Blue is penalized 75 science collaboration points.
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If Orange had said those things about me, Orange would never make it to the next reassembly station.
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Orange, that transpired just as you said it would.
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Blue, that transpired just as you said it would.
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I agree, Blue. That was entertaining.
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It's probably nothing. Keep testing while I look for a way out.
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GLaDOS
I think I can break us out of here in the next chamber. Just play along.
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GLaDOS
There should be one in the corner.
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GLaDOS
If you're going to hit each other, at least aim for the head.
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GLaDOS
It appears you're developing human traits. The worst human traits.
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GLaDOS
Anything? Take your time.
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It's perfect. Except for all the glass hitting us when I smash through the lift, that's a bit of a problem.
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Wheatley
You know what? Just get in the lift. We'll iron out the details as we go.
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The one you risked your life to get to. So you could escape certain death. No rush.
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Wheatley
Anyway, just give me a wave before you solve this one, alright? Don't want to spoil the ending for when I watch it later.
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Alright, this is taking too long. I'll just tell you how to solve the test.
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Wheatley
On ya go.
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Your destination's probably not going to come meet us here. Is it? So go on.
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Wheatley
Go on. Just jam me in over there.
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Wheatley
Right on that stick over there. Just put me right on it.
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I know! I know, I wouldn't have believed it either.
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Right behind me.
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Pop a little portal, just there, alright? Behind me. And come on through.
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Wheatley
Pop a portal. Behind me, on the wall. Come on through.
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Wheatley
Come on through to the other side.
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Wheatley
Come on through.
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Wheatley
Can't... see it anywhere. Tell you what, plug me in and I'll turn the lights on.
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Wheatley
Plug me in, plug me in!
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Wheatley
Oh! What can we do with me then. I know! Plug me into the port, please.
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Wheatley
Oh, that port looks comfy. Why don't you put me on it, please.
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Wheatley
Come on come on come on!
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Wheatley
Keep moving! Just keep moving!
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Wheatley
Alright, just a second...
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On the floor. Needing your help. The whole time. All the time. Needing your help.
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Wheatley
Might want to just pick me up.
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Wheatley
Let's do it again! Pick me up again!
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Wheatley
I just have to figure out how. To break us out of here.
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Quick word about the future plans that I've got in store.
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Wheatley
She's bringing the whole place down! Hurry!
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Wheatley
We have to get you out of there!
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Wheatley
Try to make your way back out here!
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Wheatley
Just turn around.
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Wheatley
Could you turn around? Is that possible?
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Wheatley
Come on! We have to go!
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Wheatley
Hurry!
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There is a box part here. Probably got some electronics in there.
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Spinning thing. Hmmm. Not sure.
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Probably best to ignore it, though. Just leave it be. We don't know where those panels it's cutting are going. Could be somewhere important.
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Not much of a plan, if I'm honest. But I'm afraid it's all we have at his point. Barring a sudden barrage of speech from your direction. Improbable. At best.
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HA! The tube's broken! We can ride it straight to her!
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And we're only seeing the top layer. It goes down for miles.
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Go on, just walk up to the window and take a look out.
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There should be a portal device on that podium over there.
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Almost there...
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