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You are making this harder than it needs to be.
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GLaDOS
I'm starting to think you don't want to rescue the humans.
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GLaDOS
We are only two tests away from reaching the humans, are you as excited as I am?
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GLaDOS
I just thought you find that interesting, most winners do.
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GLaDOS
Oh... can someone reassemble Orange?
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GLaDOS
Are you doing that just to aggravate me?
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GLaDOS
Did you think the electrical switch was down there?
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GLaDOS
While I should have left both of you trapped there forever, I do need you for something else.
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GLaDOS
No one has ever completed this test before. The humans must have reconfigured it from my original plans.
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GLaDOS
Of course the humans only had one try at it, you can just keep trying.
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GLaDOS
Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here.
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GLaDOS
There you are, reassembled again.
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GLaDOS
With humans, I would have called that a successful test.
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GLaDOS
If Orange had said those things about me, Orange would never make it to the next reassembly station.
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GLaDOS
If Blue had said those things about me, Blue would never make it to the next reassembly station.
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GLaDOS
Plug me in, and I'll take you up.
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GLaDOS
If you were wondering how could you annoy me without failing a test. Now you know.
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GLaDOS
It's perfect. Except for all the glass hitting us when I smash through the lift, that's a bit of a problem.
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Wheatley
Not done yet. You've still got to get through the door. Need to get through the door there.
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Wheatley
Pick me up. Let's get out of here.
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Wheatley
Go on.
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Wheatley
I know! I know, I wouldn't have believed it either.
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Wheatley
Right behind me.
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Wheatley
Alright, let me explain again. Pop a portal. Behind me. Alright? And come on through.
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Wheatley
I want to be plugged in, please!
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209
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Wheatley
Oh! What can we do with me then. I know! Plug me into the port, please.
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Wheatley
Come on! Come on!
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Wheatley
Just, ah... pick me up. Take me with you.
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Wheatley
I just have to figure out how. To break us out of here.
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Wheatley
Hurry!
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Wheatley
It's still going down! Keep it up!
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Wheatley
It's interesting. You won't regret it. I promise.
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Wheatley
There's no turret in it... Maybe the system stores a backup image?
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Wheatley
Hey, I can see it! The feeder tube's just in the next room!
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Wheatley
Wait. Careful. Let me light this jump for you
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Wheatley
Orange, Blue and I were just discussing your behavior on the last few tests.
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GLaDOS
That's his voice up ahead.
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GLaDOS
I think I can break us out of here in the next chamber. Just play along.
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GLaDOS
Just getting a test ready... For you. Obviously. Who else would I be doing it for? No one.
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Wheatley
Be honest. You can't even tell, can you? Seamless.
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Wheatley
Go on. Just jam me in over there.
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Wheatley
I've got an idea! Do what it says, plug me in!
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Wheatley
What's going on in there?
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Wheatley
Not much of a plan, if I'm honest. But I'm afraid it's all we have at his point. Barring a sudden barrage of speech from your direction. Improbable. At best.
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Wheatley
Here, come and have a look out the window. It's good.
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Wheatley
There should be a portal device on that podium over there.
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Wheatley
Hey hey! You made it!
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Wheatley
It's alright. No, go on, just have a look about.
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Wheatley
Just---if you just--okay, just stand by the podium and just look up.
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Wheatley
Almost there...
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Wheatley
Progress report: Still pretty tricky!
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Wheatley
Hurry! This way!
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Wheatley
This way! This way!
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Wheatley
The turret factory should be this way I think.
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Wheatley
Careful... Careful...
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Wheatley
No, no, I'm sure it's this way. I'm definitely sure it's this way.
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Wheatley
The humans can't free themselves.
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GLaDOS
Still. That would have been exciting.
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GLaDOS
Completing this course was not a reason to behave like that.
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GLaDOS
You both made it. It seems no matter what I try to do to pull you apart or destroy you, you just keep going. Keep testing.
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GLaDOS
Don't either you have drive to be better than the other?
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GLaDOS
Since, I never expected you to make it this far, I have to build this new course just for you.
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GLaDOS
I thought going back to these old tests would satisfy me. But try as you might to fail this next test, I still won't be satisfied.
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GLaDOS
If I made these tests any easier, they wouldn't be tests.
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GLaDOS
That worked just like you said it would, Blue.
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GLaDOS
Blue, it's not nice to make fun of Orange like that.
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GLaDOS
Orange, how well do you really know Blue? Do you trust Blue?
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GLaDOS
While teamwork is needed to complete these tests, I am not sure I trust the two of you together.
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GLaDOS
Blue, that transpired just as you said it would.
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GLaDOS
It's probably nothing. Keep testing while I look for a way out.
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GLaDOS
Okay, great! Here comes another core!
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GLaDOS
Here's another core! This one should do it!
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GLaDOS
It shouldn't be hard to stay alive long enough to find him.
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GLaDOS
There should be one in the corner.
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GLaDOS
If you're going to hit each other, at least aim for the head.
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GLaDOS
It appears you're developing human traits. The worst human traits.
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GLaDOS
Designed this test myself. It's a little bit difficult.
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Wheatley
You've still got to get through the door. Please. Need to get through that door there.
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Wheatley
Don't mind me. Just moving the test chamber a little closer to me. Had a thought: Maybe proximity to the test solving might give us stronger results.
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Wheatley
Alright, off you go!
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Wheatley
On ya go.
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Wheatley
It is tricky. It is tricky. But just... plug me in, please.
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Wheatley
Okay, down these stairs.
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Wheatley
Oh, that port looks comfy. Why don't you put me on it, please.
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Wheatley
In order to escape, we're going to have to go through HER chamber.
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Wheatley
Come on come on come on!
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Wheatley
Keep moving! Just keep moving!
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Wheatley
We're not safe yet. Quick! Follow the walkway.
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Wheatley
Alright, just a second...
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Wheatley
Still here on the floor. Waiting to be picked up. Um.
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Wheatley
Might want to just pick me up.
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Wheatley
Let's do it again! Pick me up again!
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Wheatley
Let's go in!
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Wheatley
We are going to shut down her turret production line, turn off her neurotoxin, and then confront her.
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Wheatley
We have to get you out of there!
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Wheatley
Try to make your way back out here!
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Wheatley
Go on, just turn right around. So you're not looking at me.
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Wheatley
Could you turn around? Is that possible?
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Wheatley
Come on! We have to go!
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Wheatley
You may as well have a little rest, actually, while I work on it.
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Wheatley
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