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Wheatley
Look down. Where am I? Where am I?
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Wheatley
Now I spy something that starts with an 'a'.
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Wheatley
Still here on the floor. Waiting to be picked up. Um.
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Wheatley
Keep moving, keep moving...
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Wheatley
Let's go in!
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Wheatley
I just have to figure out how. To break us out of here.
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Wheatley
What's going on in there?
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Wheatley
Just turn around.
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Wheatley
Could you turn around? Is that possible?
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Wheatley
Hold on! The neurotoxin levels are going down.
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Wheatley
You may as well have a little rest, actually, while I work on it.
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Wheatley
Ok... Here we go...
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Wheatley
It's still going down! Keep it up!
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Wheatley
All sealed off years ago, of course.
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Wheatley
Go on, just walk up to the window and take a look out.
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Wheatley
This door's actually pretty complicated.
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Wheatley
Progress report: Still pretty tricky!
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Wheatley
Progress report: Haven't really made any in-roads!
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Wheatley
I'm still here, I'm still working, I haven't forgotten about you!
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Wheatley
What's happening on your side, anything?
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Wheatley
Right. Let's figure out how to stop this turret line...
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Wheatley
Okay, go on, just pull that turret out.
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Wheatley
Have you got any ideas?
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Wheatley
Any ideas? Any ideas? No? No, me neither.
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Wheatley
Ohhhhh, have you got an idea?
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Wheatley
Ohhhhhh, we just made it! That was close.
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Wheatley
This way! This way!
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Wheatley
Come on! Over here! This way!
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Wheatley
HURRY! THIS WAY!
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Wheatley
Follow the feeder tube to the generator room! I'll meet you there.
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Wheatley
Try to jump across.
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Wheatley
Are you OK?
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Wheatley
Let's keep moving. The factory entrance must be around here somewhere.
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Wheatley
Careful... Careful...
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Wheatley
Wait. Careful. Let me light this jump for you
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Wheatley
Okay, this way
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Wheatley
Hm. Let's try this way.
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Wheatley
This looks dangerous. I'll hold the light steady.
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Wheatley
Quick, this way!
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Wheatley
Okay, wait, let me light this path for you.
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Wheatley
No no no, not that way!
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Wheatley
I'm pretty sure we're going the right way. Just to reassure you...
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Wheatley
But you two have become quite the team. Extremely close.
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GLaDOS
Calibrating Blue's weight...
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GLaDOS
Calibrating Orange's weight...
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GLaDOS
Congratulations on completing that test. But something seems off.
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GLaDOS
To complete this test, you need to find a set of blue prints.
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GLaDOS
This course was originally designed to build confidence in humans.
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GLaDOS
Let me give you a clue, it is the one thing you can't do.
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GLaDOS
You will need him for the final track.
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GLaDOS
I am not sure you will need him but he will be there.
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GLaDOS
Now, we just need you to release the humans from their imprisonment.
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GLaDOS
The lock is looking for two humans.
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GLaDOS
Orange what did you do?
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GLaDOS
You are making this harder than it needs to be.
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GLaDOS
Still. That would have been exciting.
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GLaDOS
Still. That would have been exciting.
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GLaDOS
If that doesn't motivate you, I'm not sure what will.
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GLaDOS
Please test your device by portaling to that ledge.
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GLaDOS
It seems rather earlier to require reassembly.
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GLaDOS
Completing this course was not a reason to behave like that.
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GLaDOS
Did you think the electrical switch was down there?
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GLaDOS
Don't either you have drive to be better than the other?
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GLaDOS
Your brains are too small to feel either of those emotions. So I can trust you one hundred percent.
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GLaDOS
Since, I never expected you to make it this far, I have to build this new course just for you.
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GLaDOS
You will know it when you find it.
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GLaDOS
I thought going back to these old tests would satisfy me. But try as you might to fail this next test, I still won't be satisfied.
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GLaDOS
I am going to risk having you go outside the official courses one more time.
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GLaDOS
I am sure it happened by accident, but why don't you put it back in the player?
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GLaDOS
Lacks confidence.
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GLaDOS
Moves lips while reading.
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GLaDOS
Lacks empathy.
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GLaDOS
Takes long lunches.
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GLaDOS
Avoids responsibility.
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GLaDOS
Ignores directions.
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GLaDOS
Lactose intolerant.
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GLaDOS
Facial grimacing.
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GLaDOS
Seeks out conflicts with co-workers.
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GLaDOS
Argumentative.
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GLaDOS
Lacks charisma.
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GLaDOS
If I made these tests any easier, they wouldn't be tests.
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GLaDOS
The way you two just gave up on that test together shows you are really working as a team.
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GLaDOS
Blue, it's not nice to make fun of Orange like that.
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GLaDOS
Orange, it's not nice to make fun of Blue like that.
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GLaDOS
Orange did what? Are you sure?
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GLaDOS
Orange, how well do you really know Blue? Do you trust Blue?
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GLaDOS
Orange, to be clear. I was just asking Blue if he trusted you.
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GLaDOS
Blue to be clear, I was asking if Orange trusted you.
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GLaDOS
Orange, I agree. I never noticed that about Blue before.
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GLaDOS
Blue, I agree. I never noticed that about Orange before.
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GLaDOS
While teamwork is needed to complete these tests, I am not sure I trust the two of you together.
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GLaDOS
Blue, do you feel betrayed by orange for telling me those horrible things about you?
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GLaDOS
If Orange had said those things about me, Orange would never make it to the next reassembly station.
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GLaDOS
If Blue had said those things about me, Blue would never make it to the next reassembly station.
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GLaDOS
Orange, that transpired just as you said it would.
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GLaDOS
I agree, Orange. That was entertaining.
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GLaDOS
Yes Orange, Blue did act like a fool just now.
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GLaDOS
I agree, Blue. That was entertaining.
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GLaDOS
Your eagerness to test pleases me. Your inane gesturing does not.
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GLaDOS
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