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Well, on with the test.
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Wheatley
On ya go.
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Pop a portal. Behind me, on the wall. Come on through.
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Now I spy something that starts with an 'a'.
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Wheatley
Spinning thing. Hmmm. Not sure.
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Wheatley
Probably best to ignore it, though. Just leave it be. We don't know where those panels it's cutting are going. Could be somewhere important.
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Wheatley
There should be a portal device on that podium over there.
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Wheatley
What's happening on your side, anything?
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Wheatley
Any ideas? Any ideas? No? No, me neither.
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Wheatley
Hey, I can see it! The feeder tube's just in the next room!
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Wheatley
Let's keep moving. The factory entrance must be around here somewhere.
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Wheatley
Quick, this way!
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We have to get you out of that room!
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Wheatley
Can you reach that wall back there?
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I was confident you could finish.
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This course was originally designed to build confidence in humans.
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GLaDOS
I think after that display, we should take a break from the official testing courses.
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GLaDOS
You will need him for the final track.
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GLaDOS
While I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work.
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GLaDOS
You both need to do something.
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GLaDOS
Try something.
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GLaDOS
This isn't that hard.
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GLaDOS
You are making this harder than it needs to be.
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GLaDOS
Using your ping tool, please indicate where you would like me to place your two portals. Ping each location.
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It seems rather earlier to require reassembly.
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You both made it. It seems no matter what I try to do to pull you apart or destroy you, you just keep going. Keep testing.
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I thought going back to these old tests would satisfy me. But try as you might to fail this next test, I still won't be satisfied.
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I am going to risk having you go outside the official courses one more time.
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Lacks confidence.
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GLaDOS
Was that course too difficult?
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There you are, reassembled again.
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With humans, I would have called that a successful test.
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If Blue had said those things about me, Blue would never make it to the next reassembly station.
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Blue, that transpired just as you said it would.
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It won't.
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There should be one in the corner.
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Alright, get moving.
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Go on. Get in.
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I know! I know, I wouldn't have believed it either.
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Alright, let me explain again. Pop a portal. Behind me. Alright? And come on through.
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I've got an idea! Do what it says, plug me in!
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Keep moving! Just keep moving!
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We're not safe yet. Quick! Follow the walkway.
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Pick--would you pick me up?
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Wheatley
Okay, look, the point is, we're gonna break out of here! Very soon, I promise, I promise!
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Try to make your way back out here!
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Would you mind putting your back towards me? So I can see only your back. And not your face.
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You may as well have a little rest, actually, while I work on it.
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Ha! I knew we were going the right way.
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Here, come and have a look out the window. It's good.
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No, that's right. Over by the podium, yeah.
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Just---if you just--okay, just stand by the podium and just look up.
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Almost there...
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You know when I mentioned ten minutes? A little bit optimistic!
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Oh, hang on. What if we gave it something ELSE to scan?
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No, no, I'm sure it's this way. I'm definitely sure it's this way.
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This looks dangerous. I'll hold the light steady.
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Okay, wait, let me light this path for you.
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Here it is - the turret factory entrance! We made it.
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Blue, is there something you would like to say?
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You can't give up now.
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The humans can't free themselves.
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I'm starting to think you don't want to rescue the humans.
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We are only two tests away from reaching the humans, are you as excited as I am?
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I think they wanted to punish them by not allowing me to include them in testing.
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While I will receive all the glory for the rescue don't think you two aren't going to get something. The bond you form during these tests will last a lifetime.
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I didn't mean to make you feel bad earlier about your tests not being real science. I guess finding out they weren't science was some sort of test in and of itself.
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I just thought you find that interesting, most winners do.
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Completing this course was not a reason to behave like that.
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This is the last test for the standard course. It's just something I whipped up for you. I thought you might enjoy a challenge for once.
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Don't either you have drive to be better than the other?
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Your brains are too small to feel either of those emotions. So I can trust you one hundred percent.
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Of course the humans only had one try at it, you can just keep trying.
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Histrionic.
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That worked just like you said it would, Blue.
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Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here.
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Are you scared to save those humans?
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Orange, how well do you really know Blue? Do you trust Blue?
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Orange, I agree. I never noticed that about Blue before.
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Orange, that transpired just as you said it would.
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Well... I'll be here during the whole next test.
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If you were wondering how could you annoy me without failing a test. Now you know.
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Orange, I certainly expected more from you.
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Be honest. You can't even tell, can you? Seamless.
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Yeah, it's alright. Go ahead.
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Go on. Just jam me in over there.
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Right behind me.
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Come on through.
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Okay, down these stairs.
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Can't... see it anywhere. Tell you what, plug me in and I'll turn the lights on.
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You have to get to the catwalk behind me!
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Just, ah... pick me up. Take me with you.
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It's... It's moving up.
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Quick word about the future plans that I've got in store.
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Go on, just turn right around. So you're not looking at me.
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Are you alright?
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And we're only seeing the top layer. It goes down for miles.
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All sealed off years ago, of course.
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This should take us right to her. I can't believe I'm finally doing this!
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This door's actually pretty complicated.
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