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Wheatley
Orange, is there something you would like to say?
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Who:
GLaDOS
We are now going to take a break from the collaboration for an instructional competition.
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Who:
GLaDOS
You are the first robots to pass calibration.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Unlike us, humans need to be taught teamwork.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Blue, orange isn't a human. The lesson on trust only needs to be taught once. Blue is penalized 1 science collaboration point.
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146
Who:
GLaDOS
Now, we just need you to release the humans from their imprisonment.
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Who:
GLaDOS
The lock is looking for two humans.
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GLaDOS
Try something.
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146
Who:
GLaDOS
You can't give up now.
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146
Who:
GLaDOS
I'm starting to think you don't want to rescue the humans.
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146
Who:
GLaDOS
Still. That would have been exciting.
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146
Who:
GLaDOS
Using your ping tool, please indicate where you would like me to place your two portals. Ping each location.
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146
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GLaDOS
Oh... can someone reassemble Orange?
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146
Who:
GLaDOS
Your brains are too small to feel either of those emotions. So I can trust you one hundred percent.
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146
Who:
GLaDOS
I am sure it happened by accident, but why don't you put it back in the player?
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146
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GLaDOS
Of course the humans only had one try at it, you can just keep trying.
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146
Who:
GLaDOS
That worked just like you said it would, Blue.
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146
Who:
GLaDOS
Orange did what? Are you sure?
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146
Who:
GLaDOS
Orange, how well do you really know Blue? Do you trust Blue?
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146
Who:
GLaDOS
Blue to be clear, I was asking if Orange trusted you.
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146
Who:
GLaDOS
Blue, I agree. I never noticed that about Orange before.
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GLaDOS
I agree, Blue. That was entertaining.
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146
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GLaDOS
Blue, being the last one standing is not the goal.
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146
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GLaDOS
Come on. You were raised better than that.
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146
Who:
GLaDOS
As long as I don't listen to what I'm saying, I should be okay.
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146
Who:
GLaDOS
Here's another core! This one should do it!
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146
Who:
GLaDOS
It won't.
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146
Who:
GLaDOS
Orange, I certainly expected more from you.
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146
Who:
GLaDOS
I'm starting to think giving you arms was a big mistake.
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146
Who:
GLaDOS
Just getting a test ready... For you. Obviously. Who else would I be doing it for? No one.
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146
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Wheatley
Go on. Get in.
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146
Who:
Wheatley
The escape lift. Just there. Come on.
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146
Who:
Wheatley
The one you risked your life to get to. So you could escape certain death. No rush.
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146
Who:
Wheatley
It's the lift just there. The thing that looks like a lift. That's what you're looking for. It is confusing, I know.
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Who:
Wheatley
Designed this test myself. It's a little bit difficult.
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146
Who:
Wheatley
Not done yet. You've still got to get through the door. Need to get through the door there.
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146
Who:
Wheatley
Are you... are you sure you're solving these correctly?
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146
Who:
Wheatley
Alright, this is taking too long. I'll just tell you how to solve the test.
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146
Who:
Wheatley
Go on. Just... March on through that hole.
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146
Who:
Wheatley
On ya go.
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146
Who:
Wheatley
Right on that stick over there. Just put me right on it.
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146
Who:
Wheatley
Pop a little portal, just there, alright? Behind me. And come on through.
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Wheatley
Alright, let me explain again. Pop a portal. Behind me. Alright? And come on through.
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Wheatley
Come on through to the other side.
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146
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Wheatley
Okay, down these stairs.
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146
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Wheatley
Can't... see it anywhere. Tell you what, plug me in and I'll turn the lights on.
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146
Who:
Wheatley
Still here on the floor. Waiting to be picked up. Um.
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146
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Wheatley
Might want to just pick me up.
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146
Who:
Wheatley
We are going to shut down her turret production line, turn off her neurotoxin, and then confront her.
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Who:
Wheatley
Try to make your way back out here!
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146
Who:
Wheatley
Just turn around.
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146
Who:
Wheatley
Could you turn around? Is that possible?
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146
Who:
Wheatley
Hurry!
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146
Who:
Wheatley
You may as well have a little rest, actually, while I work on it.
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146
Who:
Wheatley
Allright, what have we got?
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146
Who:
Wheatley
There's some sort of control room up top. Let's go investigate.
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Who:
Wheatley
Are you alright?
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146
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Wheatley
And we're only seeing the top layer. It goes down for miles.
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146
Who:
Wheatley
All sealed off years ago, of course.
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146
Who:
Wheatley
Here, come and have a look out the window. It's good.
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146
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Wheatley
Go on, just walk up to the window and take a look out.
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146
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Wheatley
Just... have a look through the old window.
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146
Who:
Wheatley
It's alright. No, go on, just have a look about.
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146
Who:
Wheatley
No, that's right. Over by the podium, yeah.
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146
Who:
Wheatley
Just---if you just--okay, just stand by the podium and just look up.
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146
Who:
Wheatley
Progress report: Haven't really made any in-roads!
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Who:
Wheatley
What's happening on your side, anything?
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146
Who:
Wheatley
Come on! Over here! This way!
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Who:
Wheatley
Follow the feeder tube to the generator room! I'll meet you there.
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146
Who:
Wheatley
This looks dangerous. I'll hold the light steady.
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146
Who:
Wheatley
Quick, this way!
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146
Who:
Wheatley
Here it is - the turret factory entrance! We made it.
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146
Who:
Wheatley
Calibrating Orange's weight...
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GLaDOS
Congratulations on completing that test. But something seems off.
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145
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GLaDOS
Congratulations on completing that last test. But I find something troubling.
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145
Who:
GLaDOS
To complete this test, you need to find a set of blue prints.
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GLaDOS
This course was originally designed to build confidence in humans.
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145
Who:
GLaDOS
I am not sure how I can make these tests any easier for you.
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145
Who:
GLaDOS
If you can't complete these tests, we will never free the humans!
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145
Who:
GLaDOS
But don't worry, you are in the lead.
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145
Who:
GLaDOS
For instance, Blue, you just lost two opportunity advisement points.
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145
Who:
GLaDOS
For instance, Orange, you just lost two opportunity advisement points.
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145
Who:
GLaDOS
Let me give you a clue, it is the one thing you can't do.
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145
Who:
GLaDOS
Lucky for you two, while I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work.
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145
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GLaDOS
You will need him for the final track.
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145
Who:
GLaDOS
Congratulations on completing the test. You two really are the best cooperative testing team I could ever ask for.
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145
Who:
GLaDOS
You both need to do something.
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145
Who:
GLaDOS
This close and that's what you do?
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145
Who:
GLaDOS
We are only two tests away from reaching the humans, are you as excited as I am?
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145
Who:
GLaDOS
Still. That would have been exciting.
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145
Who:
GLaDOS
Only one more test after this.
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145
Who:
GLaDOS
Most of them are simply good test subjects.
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Who:
GLaDOS
While I will receive all the glory for the rescue don't think you two aren't going to get something. The bond you form during these tests will last a lifetime.
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Who:
GLaDOS
If that doesn't motivate you, I'm not sure what will.
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Who:
GLaDOS
I didn't mean to make you feel bad earlier about your tests not being real science. I guess finding out they weren't science was some sort of test in and of itself.
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145
Who:
GLaDOS
I can only place a portal on a white portalable surface.
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145
Who:
GLaDOS
Please ping a white portalable surface.
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145
Who:
GLaDOS
You two aren't lost are you?
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145
Who:
GLaDOS
This is the last test for the standard course. It's just something I whipped up for you. I thought you might enjoy a challenge for once.
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Who:
GLaDOS
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