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Irritable.
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GLaDOS
Breathes with mouth open.
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GLaDOS
Old.
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GLaDOS
Blue, I wouldn't have trusted Orange in that course either.
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GLaDOS
Correct Blue, Orange can't hear you.
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GLaDOS
Orange did what? Are you sure?
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GLaDOS
Blue, Orange and I were just discussing your behavior on the last few tests.
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GLaDOS
With humans, I would have called that a successful test.
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GLaDOS
While teamwork is needed to complete these tests, I am not sure I trust the two of you together.
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GLaDOS
Orange, that transpired just as you said it would.
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GLaDOS
As long as I don't listen to what I'm saying, I should be okay.
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GLaDOS
Here's another core! This one should do it!
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GLaDOS
It won't.
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GLaDOS
It's happening sooner than I expected.
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GLaDOS
There should be one in the corner.
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GLaDOS
Well... I'll be here during the whole next test.
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GLaDOS
There.
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GLaDOS
Here, let me get that for you.
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GLaDOS
One moment.
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GLaDOS
That is not part of the test.
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GLaDOS
If you were wondering how could you annoy me without failing a test. Now you know.
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GLaDOS
All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you.
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GLaDOS
Blue, don't sink to Orange's level.
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GLaDOS
Go on. Get in.
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Wheatley
Are you... are you sure you're solving these correctly?
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Wheatley
Well, on with the test.
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Wheatley
Alright, off you go!
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Wheatley
Yeah, it's alright. Go ahead.
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Wheatley
Right on that stick over there. Just put me right on it.
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Wheatley
Come on through.
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Wheatley
Come on through to the other side.
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Wheatley
Plug me in, plug me in!
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Wheatley
Keep moving! Just keep moving!
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Wheatley
Go! Go go go!
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Wheatley
Better yet, don't say anything.
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Wheatley
On the floor. Needing your help. The whole time. All the time. Needing your help.
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Wheatley
Keep moving, keep moving...
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Wheatley
She's bringing the whole place down! Hurry!
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Wheatley
Try to make your way back out here!
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Wheatley
Come on! We have to go!
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Wheatley
Hurry!
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Wheatley
Ha! I knew we were going the right way.
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Wheatley
There's some sort of control room up top. Let's go investigate.
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Wheatley
What's going on?
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Wheatley
Go on. Walk up to the window. Take a look out.
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Wheatley
Almost there...
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Wheatley
This door's actually pretty complicated.
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Wheatley
This way! This way!
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Wheatley
Come on! Over here! This way!
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Wheatley
Hey, I can see it! The feeder tube's just in the next room!
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Wheatley
Let's keep moving. The factory entrance must be around here somewhere.
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Wheatley
Be careful!
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Wheatley
You are the first robots to pass calibration.
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GLaDOS
Did you notice I didn't even stay to the end of your last test?
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GLaDOS
Do you know where I was?
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GLaDOS
You are doing wonderfully.
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GLaDOS
This course was originally designed to build confidence in humans.
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GLaDOS
But don't worry, you are in the lead.
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GLaDOS
Lucky for you two, while I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work.
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GLaDOS
Now, we just need you to release the humans from their imprisonment.
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GLaDOS
Blue do what Orange just did.
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GLaDOS
Try something.
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GLaDOS
This isn't that hard.
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GLaDOS
I'm starting to think you don't want to rescue the humans.
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GLaDOS
I think they wanted to punish them by not allowing me to include them in testing.
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GLaDOS
Only one more test after this.
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GLaDOS
Still. That would have been exciting.
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GLaDOS
If that doesn't motivate you, I'm not sure what will.
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GLaDOS
Using your ping tool, please indicate where you would like me to place your two portals. Ping each location.
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GLaDOS
Please test your device by portaling to that ledge.
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GLaDOS
I just thought you find that interesting, most winners do.
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GLaDOS
Did you do that on purpose?
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GLaDOS
It seems rather earlier to require reassembly.
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GLaDOS
Oh... can someone reassemble Orange?
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GLaDOS
Are you doing that just to aggravate me?
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GLaDOS
This is the last test for the standard course. It's just something I whipped up for you. I thought you might enjoy a challenge for once.
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GLaDOS
Please refrain from doing those childish gestures while you are out there.
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GLaDOS
Don't either you have drive to be better than the other?
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GLaDOS
I am sure it happened by accident, but why don't you put it back in the player?
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GLaDOS
Of course the humans only had one try at it, you can just keep trying.
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GLaDOS
Always sulking.
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GLaDOS
Moves lips while reading.
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GLaDOS
Lacks empathy.
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GLaDOS
Dull expression.
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GLaDOS
Has irritating opinions.
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GLaDOS
Frequent bouts of uncontrollable rage.
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GLaDOS
Seeks out conflicts with co-workers.
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GLaDOS
Histrionic.
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GLaDOS
If I made these tests any easier, they wouldn't be tests.
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GLaDOS
That worked just like you said it would, Blue.
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GLaDOS
Was that course too difficult?
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GLaDOS
Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here in the hub?
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GLaDOS
Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here.
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GLaDOS
The way you two just gave up on that test together shows you are really working as a team.
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GLaDOS
Are you scared to save those humans?
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GLaDOS
The photos weren't as popular as we had hoped, so we repurposed the cameras.
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GLaDOS
Blue, it's not nice to make fun of Orange like that.
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GLaDOS
Orange, it's not nice to make fun of Blue like that.
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GLaDOS
Orange, how well do you really know Blue? Do you trust Blue?
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GLaDOS
Blue to be clear, I was asking if Orange trusted you.
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GLaDOS
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