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Let's try this again. Try to make your way across the machinery.
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Wheatley
Careful... Careful...
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Wheatley
No, no, I'm sure it's this way. I'm definitely sure it's this way.
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Wheatley
We have to get you out of that room!
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Wheatley
It emphasizes teamwork.
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GLaDOS
Are you doing that just to aggravate me?
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GLaDOS
Did you think the electrical switch was down there?
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GLaDOS
At the start of this course I was worried you were becoming too close but in my attempt to drive you apart I learned something important about trust and betrayal.
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GLaDOS
Since, I never expected you to make it this far, I have to build this new course just for you.
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GLaDOS
Sometimes testing has to occur outside the confines of the lab.
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GLaDOS
Lacks confidence.
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GLaDOS
Avoids responsibility.
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GLaDOS
Blue, why did you do that to Orange?
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GLaDOS
Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests?
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GLaDOS
Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here.
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GLaDOS
The way you two just gave up on that test together shows you are really working as a team.
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GLaDOS
Blue, it's not nice to make fun of Orange like that.
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GLaDOS
Blue to be clear, I was asking if Orange trusted you.
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GLaDOS
Orange, I agree. I never noticed that about Blue before.
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GLaDOS
With humans, I would have called that a successful test.
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GLaDOS
If Blue had said those things about me, Blue would never make it to the next reassembly station.
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GLaDOS
Blue, that transpired just as you said it would.
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GLaDOS
Here's another core! This one should do it!
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GLaDOS
It appears you're developing human traits. The worst human traits.
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GLaDOS
The one you risked your life to get to. So you could escape certain death. No rush.
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Wheatley
It's the lift just there. The thing that looks like a lift. That's what you're looking for. It is confusing, I know.
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Wheatley
It'll be fine. Get in.
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Anyway, just give me a wave before you solve this one, alright? Don't want to spoil the ending for when I watch it later.
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Wheatley
Programmed in one last tremor, for old time's sake.
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Don't mind me. Just moving the test chamber a little closer to me. Had a thought: Maybe proximity to the test solving might give us stronger results.
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Wheatley
Just--do the test! Just do the test.
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Wheatley
Pick me up. Let's get out of here.
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Wheatley
Alright, off you go!
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Wheatley
On ya go.
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Come on through.
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Wheatley
I've got an idea! Do what it says, plug me in!
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Wheatley
Plug me in, plug me in!
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Wheatley
So. If you've got any reservations whatsoever about this plan, now would be the time to voice them.
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In case you thought to yourself, 'I've missed the window of time to voice my reservations.' Still open.
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Come on come on come on!
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Anyway, look, we're really close to busting out, just hang in there for five more chambers.
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Wheatley
Alright, just a second...
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Wheatley
How you doing down there? You still holding on?
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On the floor. Needing your help. The whole time. All the time. Needing your help.
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Wheatley
Keep moving, keep moving...
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Pick--would you pick me up?
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It's... It's moving up.
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We are going to shut down her turret production line, turn off her neurotoxin, and then confront her.
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She's bringing the whole place down! Hurry!
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Wheatley
Could you turn around? Is that possible?
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Wheatley
Come on! We have to go!
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Spinning thing. Hmmm. Not sure.
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There's some sort of control room up top. Let's go investigate.
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Wheatley
Probably best to ignore it, though. Just leave it be. We don't know where those panels it's cutting are going. Could be somewhere important.
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Wheatley
Here, come and have a look out the window. It's good.
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Just... have a look through the old window.
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Hey hey! You made it!
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No, that's right. Over by the podium, yeah.
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Just---if you just--okay, just stand by the podium and just look up.
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Oh wait! I've got it I've got it I've got it! No, I haven't got it.
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The turret factory should be this way I think.
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Let's keep moving. The factory entrance must be around here somewhere.
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Here it is - the turret factory entrance! We made it.
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Wheatley
Calibrating Orange's weight...
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GLaDOS
You are the first robots to pass calibration.
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GLaDOS
While I do need you to be in the room so I can see them, I want to be clear. There is no reason whatsoever for you to look at them.
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GLaDOS
I think after that display, we should take a break from the official testing courses.
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GLaDOS
If you can't complete these tests, we will never free the humans!
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GLaDOS
For instance, Blue, you just lost two opportunity advisement points.
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GLaDOS
Blue do what Orange just did.
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GLaDOS
Completing this course was not a reason to behave like that.
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GLaDOS
While I should have left both of you trapped there forever, I do need you for something else.
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GLaDOS
Don't either you have drive to be better than the other?
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GLaDOS
I am sure it happened by accident, but why don't you put it back in the player?
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GLaDOS
That worked just like you said it would, Blue.
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GLaDOS
I guess quitting that course together is a sign of teamwork.
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GLaDOS
I have noticed you two have become extremely close. I'm not sure I like that.
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GLaDOS
Blue, do you feel betrayed by orange for telling me those horrible things about you?
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GLaDOS
I agree, Orange. That was entertaining.
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GLaDOS
Your eagerness to test pleases me. Your inane gesturing does not.
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GLaDOS
That's his voice up ahead.
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GLaDOS
It shouldn't be hard to stay alive long enough to find him.
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GLaDOS
If you're going to hit each other, at least aim for the head.
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GLaDOS
It's perfect. Except for all the glass hitting us when I smash through the lift, that's a bit of a problem.
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Not done yet. You've still got to get through the door. Need to get through the door there.
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You've still got to get through the door. Please. Need to get through that door there.
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Alright. Still nothing, let's keep moving.
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Wheatley
Alright, this is taking too long. I'll just tell you how to solve the test.
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Wheatley
Coming! Coming! Don't start yet!
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Your destination's probably not going to come meet us here. Is it? So go on.
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Wheatley
Go on. Just jam me in over there.
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Right on that stick over there. Just put me right on it.
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Pop a portal on that wall behind me there, and I'll meet you on the other side of the room.
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Just pop a portal right behind me there, and come on through to the other side.
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Pop a little portal, just there, alright? Behind me. And come on through.
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Wheatley
Alright, let me explain again. Pop a portal. Behind me. Alright? And come on through.
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Pop a portal. Behind me, on the wall. Come on through.
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Come on through to the other side.
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Oh! What can we do with me then. I know! Plug me into the port, please.
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Probably ought to bring you up to speed on something right now.
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