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I think he's getting desperate.
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GLaDOS
Don't plug him in.
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GLaDOS
There should be one in the corner.
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GLaDOS
Keep it up and your arm will get stuck like that.
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GLaDOS
That is not part of the test.
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GLaDOS
Slapping hands. That accomplishes something.
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GLaDOS
Orange, I certainly expected more from you.
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GLaDOS
Go on. Get in.
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Wheatley
The one you risked your life to get to. So you could escape certain death. No rush.
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Wheatley
It's the lift just there. The thing that looks like a lift. That's what you're looking for. It is confusing, I know.
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Wheatley
Not done yet. You've still got to get through the door. Need to get through the door there.
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Wheatley
Are you... are you sure you're solving these correctly?
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Wheatley
Right on that stick over there. Just put me right on it.
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Wheatley
I know! I know, I wouldn't have believed it either.
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Wheatley
Pop a little portal, just there, alright? Behind me. And come on through.
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Wheatley
Come on through.
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Wheatley
Don't listen to her, do it.
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Wheatley
Oh! What can we do with me then. I know! Plug me into the port, please.
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Wheatley
Oh, that port looks comfy. Why don't you put me on it, please.
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Wheatley
Probably ought to bring you up to speed on something right now.
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Wheatley
Keep moving! Just keep moving!
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Wheatley
We're not safe yet. Quick! Follow the walkway.
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Wheatley
You have to get to the catwalk behind me!
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Wheatley
Hey! How's it going? Here I am again!
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Wheatley
Anyway, look, we're really close to busting out, just hang in there for five more chambers.
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Wheatley
Now I spy something that starts with an 'a'.
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Wheatley
Might want to just pick me up.
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Wheatley
Just, ah... pick me up. Take me with you.
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Wheatley
Let's do it again! Pick me up again!
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Wheatley
Okay, look, the point is, we're gonna break out of here! Very soon, I promise, I promise!
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Wheatley
I just have to figure out how. To break us out of here.
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Wheatley
What's going on in there?
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Wheatley
Try to make your way back out here!
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Wheatley
Turn around. I'll only be a second. If you don't mind.
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Wheatley
Hurry!
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Wheatley
Allright, what have we got?
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Wheatley
There's some sort of control room up top. Let's go investigate.
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Wheatley
And we're only seeing the top layer. It goes down for miles.
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Wheatley
Just... have a look through the old window.
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Wheatley
Go on. Walk up to the window. Take a look out.
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Wheatley
Ungh!
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Wheatley
Progress report: Haven't really made any in-roads!
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Wheatley
What's happening on your side, anything?
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Wheatley
Come on, let's go!
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Wheatley
Hurry! This way!
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Wheatley
Come on! Over here! This way!
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Wheatley
We made it we made it we made it we made it...
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Wheatley
Anyway, look, the point is we're gonna break out of here, alright? But we can't do it yet. Look for me fifteen chambers ahead.
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Wheatley
I'm pretty sure we're going the right way. Pretty sure.
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Wheatley
The turret factory should be this way I think.
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Wheatley
Let's keep moving. The factory entrance must be around here somewhere.
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Wheatley
Wait. Careful. Let me light this jump for you
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Wheatley
This looks dangerous. I'll hold the light steady.
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Wheatley
Quick, this way!
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Wheatley
Okay, wait, let me light this path for you.
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Wheatley
We have to get you out of that room!
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Wheatley
Can you reach that wall back there?
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Wheatley
Here it is - the turret factory entrance! We made it.
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Wheatley
Be careful!
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Wheatley
Orange receives
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GLaDOS
Orange, is there something you would like to say?
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GLaDOS
Blue, is there something you would like to say?
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GLaDOS
We are now going to take a break from the collaboration for an instructional competition.
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GLaDOS
Congratulations on completing that last test. But I find something troubling.
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GLaDOS
I think after that display, we should take a break from the official testing courses.
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GLaDOS
But don't worry, you are in the lead.
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GLaDOS
Lucky for you two, while I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work.
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GLaDOS
While I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work.
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GLaDOS
Congratulations on completing the test. You two really are the best cooperative testing team I could ever ask for.
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GLaDOS
You both need to do something.
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GLaDOS
You can't give up now.
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GLaDOS
What about that camera?
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GLaDOS
This close and that's what you do?
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GLaDOS
Still. That would have been exciting.
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GLaDOS
Only one more test after this.
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GLaDOS
While I will receive all the glory for the rescue don't think you two aren't going to get something. The bond you form during these tests will last a lifetime.
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GLaDOS
Using your ping tool, please indicate where you would like me to place your two portals. Ping each location.
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GLaDOS
I can only place a portal on a white portalable surface.
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GLaDOS
I just thought you find that interesting, most winners do.
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GLaDOS
Are you doing that just to aggravate me?
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GLaDOS
You both made it. It seems no matter what I try to do to pull you apart or destroy you, you just keep going. Keep testing.
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GLaDOS
Your brains are too small to feel either of those emotions. So I can trust you one hundred percent.
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GLaDOS
You will know it when you find it.
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GLaDOS
I am sure it happened by accident, but why don't you put it back in the player?
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GLaDOS
Histrionic.
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GLaDOS
If I made these tests any easier, they wouldn't be tests.
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GLaDOS
Orange, your plan is working perfectly.
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GLaDOS
Was that course too difficult?
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GLaDOS
I guess quitting that course together is a sign of teamwork.
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GLaDOS
Blue, I wouldn't have trusted Orange in that course either.
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GLaDOS
The photos weren't as popular as we had hoped, so we repurposed the cameras.
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GLaDOS
Blue, it's not nice to make fun of Orange like that.
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GLaDOS
Orange, it's not nice to make fun of Blue like that.
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GLaDOS
Correct Blue, Orange can't hear you.
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GLaDOS
Orange did what? Are you sure?
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GLaDOS
Orange, how well do you really know Blue? Do you trust Blue?
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GLaDOS
I trust you. You are my favorite cooperative testing subject.
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GLaDOS
Blue to be clear, I was asking if Orange trusted you.
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GLaDOS
Orange, I agree. I never noticed that about Blue before.
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GLaDOS
Blue, I agree. I never noticed that about Orange before.
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GLaDOS
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