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Maybe you ARE getting human emotions.
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GLaDOS
It emphasizes teamwork.
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This course was originally designed to build confidence in humans.
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While I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work.
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GLaDOS
I just thought you find that interesting, most winners do.
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GLaDOS
Completing this course was not a reason to behave like that.
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GLaDOS
Timid.
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Ignores directions.
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I have to agree. Blue is penalized 75 science collaboration points.
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GLaDOS
I have noticed you two have become extremely close. I'm not sure I like that.
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GLaDOS
I agree, Blue. That was entertaining.
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Okay, great! Here comes another core!
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I think I can break us out of here in the next chamber. Just play along.
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GLaDOS
I'll just move that out of the way for you. This place really is a wreck.
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GLaDOS
It appears you're developing human traits. The worst human traits.
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The escape lift. Just there. Come on.
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Wheatley
It'll be fine. Get in.
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Don't mind me. Just moving the test chamber a little closer to me. Had a thought: Maybe proximity to the test solving might give us stronger results.
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Just--do the test! Just do the test.
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Alright, this is taking too long. I'll just tell you how to solve the test.
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Wheatley
Go on.
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Wheatley
It is tricky. It is tricky. But just... plug me in, please.
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Wheatley
Pop a portal on that wall behind me there, and I'll meet you on the other side of the room.
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Come on through to the other side.
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Come on, stop muckin' around! Plug me in!
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Wheatley
Oh! What can we do with me then. I know! Plug me into the port, please.
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Wheatley
Come on! Come on!
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Wheatley
Let's do it again! Pick me up again!
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Okay, look, the point is, we're gonna break out of here! Very soon, I promise, I promise!
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Come on! We have to go!
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Allright, what have we got?
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Wheatley
What are you doing in there?
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Wheatley
And we're only seeing the top layer. It goes down for miles.
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I can't see it though... Maybe it fell off. Do you want to go and have a quick look?
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Progress report: Still pretty tricky!
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Okay, go on, just pull that turret out.
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Ohhhhh, have you got an idea?
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I'm pretty sure we're going the right way. Pretty sure.
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Let's try this again. Try to make your way across the machinery.
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Let's keep moving. The factory entrance must be around here somewhere.
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We have to split up here for a moment. Portal up to that passage and I'll see you on the other side.
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Wheatley
You are the first robots to pass calibration.
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GLaDOS
I am not sure how I can make these tests any easier for you.
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GLaDOS
This is the last test for the standard course. It's just something I whipped up for you. I thought you might enjoy a challenge for once.
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You both made it. It seems no matter what I try to do to pull you apart or destroy you, you just keep going. Keep testing.
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Of course the humans only had one try at it, you can just keep trying.
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Your failing gives me no new data, it just delays the inevitable.
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Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here.
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Blue, it's not nice to make fun of Orange like that.
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Orange, how well do you really know Blue? Do you trust Blue?
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It's probably nothing. Keep testing while I look for a way out.
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It shouldn't be hard to stay alive long enough to find him.
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Anything? Take your time.
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The one you risked your life to get to. So you could escape certain death. No rush.
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Coming! Coming! Don't start yet!
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Wheatley
Your destination's probably not going to come meet us here. Is it? So go on.
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Can't... see it anywhere. Tell you what, plug me in and I'll turn the lights on.
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We're not safe yet. Quick! Follow the walkway.
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Alright, just a second...
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Just, ah... pick me up. Take me with you.
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We have to get you out of there!
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Wheatley
What's going on in there?
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Just turn around.
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Wheatley
Could you turn around? Is that possible?
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Hurry!
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There's some sort of control room up top. Let's go investigate.
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Not much of a plan, if I'm honest. But I'm afraid it's all we have at his point. Barring a sudden barrage of speech from your direction. Improbable. At best.
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Just... have a look through the old window.
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No, that's right. Over by the podium, yeah.
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Wheatley
You know when I mentioned ten minutes? A little bit optimistic!
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Wheatley
Oh wait! I've got it I've got it I've got it! No, I haven't got it.
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Any ideas? Any ideas? No? No, me neither.
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What do you have there?
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The turret factory should be this way I think.
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Okay, this way
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Okay, wait, let me light this path for you.
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Wheatley
Calibrating Orange's weight...
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While I do need you to be in the room so I can see them, I want to be clear. There is no reason whatsoever for you to look at them.
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For instance, Blue, you just lost two opportunity advisement points.
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Let me give you a clue, it is the one thing you can't do.
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At the start of this course I was worried you were becoming too close but in my attempt to drive you apart I learned something important about trust and betrayal.
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With humans, I would have called that a successful test.
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While teamwork is needed to complete these tests, I am not sure I trust the two of you together.
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If Orange had said those things about me, Orange would never make it to the next reassembly station.
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Orange, that transpired just as you said it would.
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Blue, that transpired just as you said it would.
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Here's another core! This one should do it!
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Here, let me get that for you.
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If you're going to hit each other, at least aim for the head.
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It's perfect. Except for all the glass hitting us when I smash through the lift, that's a bit of a problem.
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You know what? Just get in the lift. We'll iron out the details as we go.
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Designed this test myself. It's a little bit difficult.
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You've still got to get through the door. Please. Need to get through that door there.
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Anyway, just give me a wave before you solve this one, alright? Don't want to spoil the ending for when I watch it later.
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Alright. Still nothing, let's keep moving.
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Alright, off you go!
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On ya go.
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Right behind me.
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Pop a little portal, just there, alright? Behind me. And come on through.
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Pop a portal. Behind me, on the wall. Come on through.
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