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Orange, how well do you really know Blue? Do you trust Blue?
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GLaDOS
Watching you try to sabotage one other, I'm amazed you're still on friendly terms.
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GLaDOS
As long as I don't listen to what I'm saying, I should be okay.
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GLaDOS
Okay, great! Here comes another core!
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GLaDOS
It shouldn't be hard to stay alive long enough to find him.
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GLaDOS
It appears you're developing human traits. The worst human traits.
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GLaDOS
Well, on with the test.
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Wheatley
In order to escape, we're going to have to go through HER chamber.
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Wheatley
Hey! How's it going? Here I am again!
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Wheatley
Now, escape pod... escape pod...
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Wheatley
Let's go in!
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Wheatley
Okay, look, the point is, we're gonna break out of here! Very soon, I promise, I promise!
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Wheatley
She's bringing the whole place down! Hurry!
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Wheatley
Can you get out?
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Wheatley
Just turn around.
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Wheatley
Go on, just turn right around. So you're not looking at me.
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Wheatley
I can't see it though... Maybe it fell off. Do you want to go and have a quick look?
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Wheatley
Try to jump across.
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Wheatley
Wait. Careful. Let me light this jump for you
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Wheatley
There's another wall over here!
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Wheatley
If you can't complete these tests, we will never free the humans!
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GLaDOS
This close and that's what you do?
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GLaDOS
I'm starting to think you don't want to rescue the humans.
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GLaDOS
I think they wanted to punish them by not allowing me to include them in testing.
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GLaDOS
Only one more test after this.
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GLaDOS
While I will receive all the glory for the rescue don't think you two aren't going to get something. The bond you form during these tests will last a lifetime.
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GLaDOS
If that doesn't motivate you, I'm not sure what will.
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GLaDOS
I can only place a portal on a white portalable surface.
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GLaDOS
Completing this course was not a reason to behave like that.
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GLaDOS
This is the last test for the standard course. It's just something I whipped up for you. I thought you might enjoy a challenge for once.
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GLaDOS
Please refrain from doing those childish gestures while you are out there.
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GLaDOS
Don't either you have drive to be better than the other?
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GLaDOS
It's like you're just machines.
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GLaDOS
You will know it when you find it.
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GLaDOS
I thought going back to these old tests would satisfy me. But try as you might to fail this next test, I still won't be satisfied.
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GLaDOS
No one has ever completed this test before. The humans must have reconfigured it from my original plans.
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GLaDOS
I am going to risk having you go outside the official courses one more time.
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GLaDOS
Never flushes.
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GLaDOS
Histrionic.
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GLaDOS
Orange, it's not nice to make fun of Blue like that.
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GLaDOS
I trust you. You are my favorite cooperative testing subject.
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GLaDOS
I have to agree. Blue is penalized 75 science collaboration points.
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GLaDOS
With humans, I would have called that a successful test.
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GLaDOS
While teamwork is needed to complete these tests, I am not sure I trust the two of you together.
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GLaDOS
Your eagerness to test pleases me. Your inane gesturing does not.
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GLaDOS
Here's another core! This one should do it!
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GLaDOS
It's happening sooner than I expected.
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GLaDOS
There should be one in the corner.
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GLaDOS
There.
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GLaDOS
I'll just move that out of the way for you. This place really is a wreck.
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GLaDOS
You know what? Just get in the lift. We'll iron out the details as we go.
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Wheatley
The escape lift. Just there. Come on.
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Wheatley
It's the lift just there. The thing that looks like a lift. That's what you're looking for. It is confusing, I know.
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Wheatley
Just--do the test! Just do the test.
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Wheatley
Alright, off you go!
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Wheatley
On ya go.
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Wheatley
Go on. Just jam me in over there.
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Wheatley
Right behind me.
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Wheatley
Come on through.
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Wheatley
Don't listen to her, do it.
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Wheatley
Oh, that port looks comfy. Why don't you put me on it, please.
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Wheatley
Better yet, don't say anything.
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Wheatley
Look down. Where am I? Where am I?
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Wheatley
Give up? Also the floor. Was the answer that time. Same as before. Still on the floor.
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Wheatley
On the floor. Needing your help. The whole time. All the time. Needing your help.
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Wheatley
Still here on the floor. Waiting to be picked up. Um.
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Wheatley
Pick--would you pick me up?
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Wheatley
Let's do it again! Pick me up again!
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Wheatley
It's... It's moving up.
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Wheatley
What's going on in there?
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Wheatley
Try to make your way back out here!
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Wheatley
Hurry!
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Wheatley
Spinning thing. Hmmm. Not sure.
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Wheatley
Ha! I knew we were going the right way.
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Wheatley
And we're only seeing the top layer. It goes down for miles.
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Wheatley
Ungh!
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Wheatley
What's happening on your side, anything?
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Wheatley
Okay, go on, just pull that turret out.
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Wheatley
Have you got any ideas?
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Wheatley
Come on, let's go!
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Wheatley
Hurry! This way!
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Wheatley
Hey, I can see it! The feeder tube's just in the next room!
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Wheatley
This looks dangerous. I'll hold the light steady.
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Wheatley
Quick, this way!
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Wheatley
We have to split up here for a moment. Portal up to that passage and I'll see you on the other side.
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Wheatley
We have to get you out of that room!
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Wheatley
The humans can't free themselves.
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GLaDOS
You are making this harder than it needs to be.
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GLaDOS
Using your ping tool, please indicate where you would like me to place your two portals. Ping each location.
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GLaDOS
Please test your device by portaling to that ledge.
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GLaDOS
I just thought you find that interesting, most winners do.
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GLaDOS
Since, I never expected you to make it this far, I have to build this new course just for you.
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GLaDOS
I am sure it happened by accident, but why don't you put it back in the player?
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GLaDOS
The photos weren't as popular as we had hoped, so we repurposed the cameras.
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GLaDOS
Go on. Get in.
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Wheatley
You've still got to get through the door. Please. Need to get through that door there.
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Wheatley
Alright, this is taking too long. I'll just tell you how to solve the test.
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Wheatley
Yeah, it's alright. Go ahead.
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Wheatley
Just pop a portal right behind me there, and come on through to the other side.
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Wheatley
Come on through to the other side.
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Wheatley
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