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You are doing wonderfully.
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GLaDOS
This course was originally designed to build confidence in humans.
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GLaDOS
Let me give you a clue, it is the one thing you can't do.
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GLaDOS
Now, we just need you to release the humans from their imprisonment.
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GLaDOS
The lock is looking for two humans.
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GLaDOS
Try something.
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GLaDOS
You can't give up now.
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GLaDOS
Still. That would have been exciting.
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GLaDOS
Please test your device by portaling to that ledge.
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GLaDOS
I just thought you find that interesting, most winners do.
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GLaDOS
Oh... can someone reassemble Orange?
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GLaDOS
Your brains are too small to feel either of those emotions. So I can trust you one hundred percent.
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GLaDOS
Of course the humans only had one try at it, you can just keep trying.
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GLaDOS
Old.
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GLaDOS
Correct Blue, Orange can't hear you.
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GLaDOS
Blue, do you feel betrayed by orange for telling me those horrible things about you?
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GLaDOS
Well... I'll be here during the whole next test.
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GLaDOS
There.
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GLaDOS
Go on. Get in.
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Wheatley
Designed this test myself. It's a little bit difficult.
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Wheatley
Alright, this is taking too long. I'll just tell you how to solve the test.
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Wheatley
Right on that stick over there. Just put me right on it.
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Wheatley
I know! I know, I wouldn't have believed it either.
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Wheatley
Pop a little portal, just there, alright? Behind me. And come on through.
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Wheatley
Alright, let me explain again. Pop a portal. Behind me. Alright? And come on through.
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Wheatley
Don't listen to her, do it.
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Wheatley
Oh! What can we do with me then. I know! Plug me into the port, please.
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Wheatley
Oh, that port looks comfy. Why don't you put me on it, please.
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Wheatley
Still here on the floor. Waiting to be picked up. Um.
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Wheatley
Might want to just pick me up.
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Wheatley
Let's do it again! Pick me up again!
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Wheatley
What's going on in there?
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Wheatley
Try to make your way back out here!
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Wheatley
Hurry!
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Wheatley
Here, come and have a look out the window. It's good.
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Wheatley
Go on. Walk up to the window. Take a look out.
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Wheatley
Oh, hang on. What if we gave it something ELSE to scan?
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Wheatley
What do you have there?
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Wheatley
We made it we made it we made it we made it...
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Wheatley
Hey, I can see it! The feeder tube's just in the next room!
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Wheatley
I'm pretty sure we're going the right way. Pretty sure.
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Wheatley
Can you reach that wall back there?
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Wheatley
Orange, is there something you would like to say?
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GLaDOS
You are the first robots to pass calibration.
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GLaDOS
Do you know where I was?
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GLaDOS
Congratulations on completing that test. But something seems off.
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GLaDOS
While I do need you to be in the room so I can see them, I want to be clear. There is no reason whatsoever for you to look at them.
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GLaDOS
Since you are thankfully not humans, I have changed the tests to make them far more challenging and far less pointlessly fawning.
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GLaDOS
Blue, orange isn't a human. The lesson on trust only needs to be taught once. Blue is penalized 1 science collaboration point.
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GLaDOS
Lucky for you two, while I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work.
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GLaDOS
You both need to do something.
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GLaDOS
Orange what did you do?
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GLaDOS
This close and that's what you do?
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GLaDOS
The humans can't free themselves.
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GLaDOS
This isn't that hard.
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GLaDOS
You are making this harder than it needs to be.
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GLaDOS
We are only two tests away from reaching the humans, are you as excited as I am?
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GLaDOS
Only one more test after this.
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GLaDOS
Most of them are simply good test subjects.
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GLaDOS
Still. That would have been exciting.
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GLaDOS
While I will receive all the glory for the rescue don't think you two aren't going to get something. The bond you form during these tests will last a lifetime.
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GLaDOS
Please ping a white portalable surface.
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GLaDOS
It seems rather earlier to require reassembly.
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GLaDOS
You two aren't lost are you?
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GLaDOS
While I should have left both of you trapped there forever, I do need you for something else.
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GLaDOS
I thought going back to these old tests would satisfy me. But try as you might to fail this next test, I still won't be satisfied.
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GLaDOS
No one has ever completed this test before. The humans must have reconfigured it from my original plans.
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GLaDOS
Never flushes.
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GLaDOS
Irritable.
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GLaDOS
Histrionic.
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GLaDOS
That worked just like you said it would, Blue.
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GLaDOS
Orange, your plan is working perfectly.
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GLaDOS
Was that course too difficult?
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GLaDOS
Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here in the hub?
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GLaDOS
The photos weren't as popular as we had hoped, so we repurposed the cameras.
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GLaDOS
Orange, it's not nice to make fun of Blue like that.
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GLaDOS
Orange, how well do you really know Blue? Do you trust Blue?
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GLaDOS
Blue, Orange and I were just discussing your behavior on the last few tests.
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GLaDOS
Orange, Blue and I were just discussing your behavior on the last few tests.
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GLaDOS
If Orange had said those things about me, Orange would never make it to the next reassembly station.
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GLaDOS
As long as I don't listen to what I'm saying, I should be okay.
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GLaDOS
Plug me in, and I'll take you up.
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GLaDOS
It shouldn't be hard to stay alive long enough to find him.
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GLaDOS
There should be one in the corner.
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GLaDOS
Keep it up and your arm will get stuck like that.
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GLaDOS
Orange, I certainly expected more from you.
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GLaDOS
Not done yet. You've still got to get through the door. Need to get through the door there.
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Wheatley
Are you... are you sure you're solving these correctly?
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Wheatley
Well, on with the test.
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Wheatley
Go on. Just... March on through that hole.
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Wheatley
Come on! Over here! This way!
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Wheatley
Follow the feeder tube to the generator room! I'll meet you there.
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Wheatley
Blue, is there something you would like to say?
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GLaDOS
We are now going to take a break from the collaboration for an instructional competition.
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GLaDOS
Calibrating Orange's weight...
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GLaDOS
Did you notice I didn't even stay to the end of your last test?
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GLaDOS
Congratulations on completing that last test. But I find something troubling.
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GLaDOS
I think after that display, we should take a break from the official testing courses.
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GLaDOS
If you can't complete these tests, we will never free the humans!
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GLaDOS
For instance, Blue, you just lost two opportunity advisement points.
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