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I'm pretty sure we're going the right way. Pretty sure.
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Wheatley
Let's keep moving. The factory entrance must be around here somewhere.
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Wheatley
You are doing wonderfully.
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GLaDOS
If you can't complete these tests, we will never free the humans!
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GLaDOS
Blue, orange isn't a human. The lesson on trust only needs to be taught once. Blue is penalized 1 science collaboration point.
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GLaDOS
Let me give you a clue, it is the one thing you can't do.
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GLaDOS
Lucky for you two, while I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work.
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GLaDOS
Orange what did you do?
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GLaDOS
Most of them are simply good test subjects.
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GLaDOS
Still. That would have been exciting.
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GLaDOS
Please test your device by portaling to that ledge.
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GLaDOS
At the start of this course I was worried you were becoming too close but in my attempt to drive you apart I learned something important about trust and betrayal.
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GLaDOS
You will know it when you find it.
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GLaDOS
Seeks out conflicts with co-workers.
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GLaDOS
Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here in the hub?
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GLaDOS
Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here.
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GLaDOS
While teamwork is needed to complete these tests, I am not sure I trust the two of you together.
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GLaDOS
If Orange had said those things about me, Orange would never make it to the next reassembly station.
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GLaDOS
Orange, that transpired just as you said it would.
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GLaDOS
I agree, Orange. That was entertaining.
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GLaDOS
Yes Orange, Blue did act like a fool just now.
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GLaDOS
If you're going to hit each other, at least aim for the head.
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GLaDOS
It appears you're developing human traits. The worst human traits.
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GLaDOS
Go on. Get in.
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Wheatley
The escape lift. Just there. Come on.
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Wheatley
On ya go.
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Wheatley
Right on that stick over there. Just put me right on it.
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Wheatley
Alright, let me explain again. Pop a portal. Behind me. Alright? And come on through.
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Wheatley
Come on through.
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Wheatley
In order to escape, we're going to have to go through HER chamber.
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Wheatley
It's... It's moving up.
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Wheatley
Okay, look, the point is, we're gonna break out of here! Very soon, I promise, I promise!
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Wheatley
Spinning thing. Hmmm. Not sure.
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Wheatley
And we're only seeing the top layer. It goes down for miles.
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Wheatley
All sealed off years ago, of course.
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Wheatley
It's interesting. You won't regret it. I promise.
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Wheatley
Just---if you just--okay, just stand by the podium and just look up.
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Wheatley
Progress report: Haven't really made any in-roads!
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Wheatley
What's happening on your side, anything?
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Wheatley
There's no turret in it... Maybe the system stores a backup image?
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Wheatley
This way! This way!
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Wheatley
No, no, I'm sure it's this way. I'm definitely sure it's this way.
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Wheatley
Excellent. You’re both doing very well.
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GLaDOS
To complete this test, you need to find a set of blue prints.
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GLaDOS
I am not sure how I can make these tests any easier for you.
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GLaDOS
For instance, Blue, you just lost two opportunity advisement points.
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GLaDOS
Now, we just need you to release the humans from their imprisonment.
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GLaDOS
Try something.
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GLaDOS
Completing this course was not a reason to behave like that.
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GLaDOS
You both made it. It seems no matter what I try to do to pull you apart or destroy you, you just keep going. Keep testing.
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GLaDOS
Lacks confidence.
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Hostile to new ideas.
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GLaDOS
Histrionic.
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GLaDOS
That worked just like you said it would, Blue.
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GLaDOS
The way you two just gave up on that test together shows you are really working as a team.
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GLaDOS
Are you scared to save those humans?
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GLaDOS
Orange, how well do you really know Blue? Do you trust Blue?
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GLaDOS
I trust you. You are my favorite cooperative testing subject.
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GLaDOS
It shouldn't be hard to stay alive long enough to find him.
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GLaDOS
There.
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GLaDOS
I'll just move that out of the way for you. This place really is a wreck.
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GLaDOS
Not done yet. You've still got to get through the door. Need to get through the door there.
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Wheatley
Be honest. You can't even tell, can you? Seamless.
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Wheatley
Go on. Just jam me in over there.
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Wheatley
Pop a little portal, just there, alright? Behind me. And come on through.
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Wheatley
Come on through to the other side.
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Wheatley
I've got an idea! Do what it says, plug me in!
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Wheatley
Probably ought to bring you up to speed on something right now.
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Wheatley
Pick--would you pick me up?
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Wheatley
We have to get you out of there!
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Wheatley
Go on, just turn right around. So you're not looking at me.
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Wheatley
Allright, what have we got?
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Wheatley
What are you doing in there?
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Wheatley
Probably best to ignore it, though. Just leave it be. We don't know where those panels it's cutting are going. Could be somewhere important.
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Wheatley
Not much of a plan, if I'm honest. But I'm afraid it's all we have at his point. Barring a sudden barrage of speech from your direction. Improbable. At best.
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Wheatley
This should take us right to her. I can't believe I'm finally doing this!
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Wheatley
Almost there...
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Wheatley
Any ideas? Any ideas? No? No, me neither.
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Wheatley
Quick, this way!
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Wheatley
We have to split up here for a moment. Portal up to that passage and I'll see you on the other side.
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Wheatley
Here it is - the turret factory entrance! We made it.
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Wheatley
Congratulations on completing that last test. But I find something troubling.
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GLaDOS
You will need him for the final track.
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GLaDOS
While I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work.
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GLaDOS
You both need to do something.
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GLaDOS
You can't give up now.
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GLaDOS
This close and that's what you do?
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GLaDOS
I'm starting to think you don't want to rescue the humans.
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GLaDOS
I didn't mean to make you feel bad earlier about your tests not being real science. I guess finding out they weren't science was some sort of test in and of itself.
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GLaDOS
I thought going back to these old tests would satisfy me. But try as you might to fail this next test, I still won't be satisfied.
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GLaDOS
Of course the humans only had one try at it, you can just keep trying.
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GLaDOS
Was that course too difficult?
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GLaDOS
Orange, I agree. I never noticed that about Blue before.
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GLaDOS
It's probably nothing. Keep testing while I look for a way out.
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GLaDOS
Here, let me get that for you.
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GLaDOS
Just getting a test ready... For you. Obviously. Who else would I be doing it for? No one.
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Wheatley
Alright, this is taking too long. I'll just tell you how to solve the test.
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Wheatley
Yeah, it's alright. Go ahead.
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Wheatley
Anyway, look, we're really close to busting out, just hang in there for five more chambers.
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Wheatley
On the floor. Needing your help. The whole time. All the time. Needing your help.
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