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But don't worry, you are in the lead.
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GLaDOS
For instance, Orange, you just lost two opportunity advisement points.
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GLaDOS
Is that camera is hooked into the lock?
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GLaDOS
There you are, reassembled again.
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GLaDOS
I have noticed you two have become extremely close. I'm not sure I like that.
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GLaDOS
Blue, that transpired just as you said it would.
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GLaDOS
As long as I don't listen to what I'm saying, I should be okay.
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GLaDOS
Plug me in, and I'll take you up.
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GLaDOS
If you were wondering how could you annoy me without failing a test. Now you know.
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GLaDOS
All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you.
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GLaDOS
Alright, get moving.
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Wheatley
It is tricky. It is tricky. But just... plug me in, please.
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Wheatley
Here I go!
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Wheatley
Come on! Come on!
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Wheatley
Keep moving! Just keep moving!
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Wheatley
Anyway, we're really close to busting out. Just hang in there for - OW!
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Wheatley
Go on!
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Wheatley
Ungh!
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Wheatley
Careful... Careful...
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Wheatley
Congratulations on completing that last test. But I find something troubling.
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GLaDOS
Using your ping tool, please indicate where you would like me to place your two portals. Ping each location.
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GLaDOS
It seems rather earlier to require reassembly.
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GLaDOS
Oh... can someone reassemble Orange?
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GLaDOS
You will know it when you find it.
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GLaDOS
Has irritating opinions.
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GLaDOS
It shouldn't be hard to stay alive long enough to find him.
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GLaDOS
I'm starting to think giving you arms was a big mistake.
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GLaDOS
You've still got to get through the door. Please. Need to get through that door there.
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Wheatley
Are you... are you sure you're solving these correctly?
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Wheatley
Can't... see it anywhere. Tell you what, plug me in and I'll turn the lights on.
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Wheatley
Try to make your way back out here!
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Wheatley
There is a box part here. Probably got some electronics in there.
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Wheatley
That did it! Neurotoxin at zero percent! Yes!
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Wheatley
You know when I mentioned ten minutes? A little bit optimistic!
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Wheatley
Oh, careful now.
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Wheatley
Can you hear that? She has really kicked this place into high gear now.
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Wheatley
We have to get you out of that room!
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Wheatley
I was confident you could finish.
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GLaDOS
This isn't that hard.
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GLaDOS
If that doesn't motivate you, I'm not sure what will.
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GLaDOS
Timid.
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GLaDOS
Unconstructive.
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GLaDOS
Old.
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GLaDOS
Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here.
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GLaDOS
I agree, Blue. That was entertaining.
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GLaDOS
Your eagerness to test pleases me. Your inane gesturing does not.
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GLaDOS
Here's another core! This one should do it!
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GLaDOS
Well... I'll be here during the whole next test.
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GLaDOS
You know what? Just get in the lift. We'll iron out the details as we go.
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Wheatley
The escape lift. Just there. Come on.
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Wheatley
Programmed in one last tremor, for old time's sake.
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Wheatley
Don't mind me. Just moving the test chamber a little closer to me. Had a thought: Maybe proximity to the test solving might give us stronger results.
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Wheatley
Pop a portal on that wall behind me there, and I'll meet you on the other side of the room.
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Wheatley
Alright, let me explain again. Pop a portal. Behind me. Alright? And come on through.
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Wheatley
Pop a portal. Behind me, on the wall. Come on through.
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Wheatley
Don't listen to her, do it.
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Wheatley
Okay, I've just gotta concentrate!
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Wheatley
Now I spy something that starts with an 'a'.
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Wheatley
Could you turn around? Is that possible?
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Wheatley
Are you alright?
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Wheatley
Go on. Walk up to the window. Take a look out.
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Wheatley
What's happening on your side, anything?
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Wheatley
Right. Let's figure out how to stop this turret line...
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Wheatley
Hurry! This way!
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Wheatley
Try to jump across.
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Wheatley
Quick, this way!
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Wheatley
Okay, wait, let me light this path for you.
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Wheatley
Here it is - the turret factory entrance! We made it.
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Wheatley
Be careful!
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Wheatley
To complete this test, you need to find a set of blue prints.
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GLaDOS
While I do need you to be in the room so I can see them, I want to be clear. There is no reason whatsoever for you to look at them.
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GLaDOS
I think after that display, we should take a break from the official testing courses.
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GLaDOS
Blue, orange isn't a human. The lesson on trust only needs to be taught once. Blue is penalized 1 science collaboration point.
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GLaDOS
Please test your device by portaling to that ledge.
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GLaDOS
Are you doing that just to aggravate me?
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GLaDOS
You two aren't lost are you?
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GLaDOS
Please refrain from doing those childish gestures while you are out there.
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GLaDOS
Blue, why did you do that to Orange?
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GLaDOS
Was that course too difficult?
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GLaDOS
I trust you. You are my favorite cooperative testing subject.
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GLaDOS
It's probably nothing. Keep testing while I look for a way out.
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GLaDOS
That's his voice up ahead.
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GLaDOS
It's alright! Everything's good. I just invented some more tests!
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Wheatley
Go on. Just jam me in over there.
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Wheatley
Come on through to the other side.
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Wheatley
I've got an idea! Do what it says, plug me in!
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Wheatley
We're not safe yet. Quick! Follow the walkway.
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Wheatley
Give up? Also the floor. Was the answer that time. Same as before. Still on the floor.
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Wheatley
Still here on the floor. Waiting to be picked up. Um.
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Wheatley
Now, escape pod... escape pod...
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Wheatley
Go on, just turn right around. So you're not looking at me.
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Wheatley
HA! The tube's broken! We can ride it straight to her!
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Wheatley
Aggh! I'm going the wrong way!
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Wheatley
I can't see it though... Maybe it fell off. Do you want to go and have a quick look?
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Wheatley
I'm still here, I'm still working, I haven't forgotten about you!
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Wheatley
Okay, go on, just pull that turret out.
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Wheatley
Ohhh, it hasn't done it.
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Wheatley
What do you have there?
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Wheatley
The turret factory should be this way I think.
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Wheatley
On second thought we don't have the time, just look at how much better you are than blue.
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GLaDOS
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