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You two aren't lost are you?
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GLaDOS
Please refrain from doing those childish gestures while you are out there.
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GLaDOS
Steals lunch from staff fridge.
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GLaDOS
Ignores directions.
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GLaDOS
Never flushes.
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GLaDOS
Argumentative.
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GLaDOS
Blue, it's not nice to make fun of Orange like that.
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GLaDOS
Watching you try to sabotage one other, I'm amazed you're still on friendly terms.
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GLaDOS
Plug me in, and I'll take you up.
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GLaDOS
Well... I'll be here during the whole next test.
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183
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GLaDOS
All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you.
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GLaDOS
I've got an idea! Do what it says, plug me in!
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Wheatley
Here I go!
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Wheatley
Keep moving! Just keep moving!
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Wheatley
Okay, I've just gotta concentrate!
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Wheatley
We are going to shut down her turret production line, turn off her neurotoxin, and then confront her.
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Wheatley
That did it! Neurotoxin at zero percent! Yes!
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Wheatley
Hold on -
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Wheatley
Oh, careful now.
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183
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Wheatley
Okay, this way
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Wheatley
For instance, Orange, you just lost two opportunity advisement points.
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GLaDOS
If you are wondering what that smell is, that is the smell of human fear.
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GLaDOS
Is that camera is hooked into the lock?
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GLaDOS
This isn't that hard.
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GLaDOS
Oh... can someone reassemble Orange?
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GLaDOS
Old.
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GLaDOS
Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here in the hub?
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GLaDOS
Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here.
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GLaDOS
There you are, reassembled again.
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GLaDOS
Is it the lack of mirrors in test chambers that encourages you to do this?
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GLaDOS
It's happening sooner than I expected.
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GLaDOS
I'll just move that out of the way for you. This place really is a wreck.
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GLaDOS
If you were wondering how could you annoy me without failing a test. Now you know.
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GLaDOS
Anyway, just give me a wave before you solve this one, alright? Don't want to spoil the ending for when I watch it later.
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Wheatley
No. Makes it go faster.
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Wheatley
Now I spy something that starts with an 'a'.
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Wheatley
Give up? Also the floor. Was the answer that time. Same as before. Still on the floor.
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Wheatley
Go on. Walk up to the window. Take a look out.
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Wheatley
Ungh!
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Wheatley
Wait, where are you going? Where are you going?
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Wheatley
I'm pretty sure we're going the right way. Pretty sure.
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Wheatley
Quick, this way!
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Wheatley
We have to split up here for a moment. Portal up to that passage and I'll see you on the other side.
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Wheatley
We have to get you out of that room!
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Wheatley
I'm pretty sure we're going the right way. Just to reassure you...
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Wheatley
Calibrating Orange's weight...
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GLaDOS
Blue, orange isn't a human. The lesson on trust only needs to be taught once. Blue is penalized 1 science collaboration point.
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GLaDOS
Try something.
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GLaDOS
Still. That would have been exciting.
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GLaDOS
You will know it when you find it.
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GLaDOS
If I made these tests any easier, they wouldn't be tests.
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GLaDOS
That worked just like you said it would, Blue.
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GLaDOS
Blue, why did you do that to Orange?
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GLaDOS
Blue, that transpired just as you said it would.
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GLaDOS
As long as I don't listen to what I'm saying, I should be okay.
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GLaDOS
Here's another core! This one should do it!
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GLaDOS
It shouldn't be hard to stay alive long enough to find him.
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GLaDOS
Here, let me get that for you.
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GLaDOS
It's alright! Everything's good. I just invented some more tests!
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Wheatley
The escape lift. Just there. Come on.
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Wheatley
Be honest. You can't even tell, can you? Seamless.
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Wheatley
Come on through.
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Wheatley
Oh! What can we do with me then. I know! Plug me into the port, please.
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Wheatley
Still here on the floor. Waiting to be picked up. Um.
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Wheatley
Could you turn around? Is that possible?
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Wheatley
Try to jump across.
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Wheatley
Careful... Careful...
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181
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Wheatley
On second thought we don't have the time, just look at how much better you are than blue.
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GLaDOS
While I do need you to be in the room so I can see them, I want to be clear. There is no reason whatsoever for you to look at them.
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GLaDOS
If you can't complete these tests, we will never free the humans!
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GLaDOS
Orange what did you do?
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GLaDOS
You can't give up now.
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GLaDOS
We are only two tests away from reaching the humans, are you as excited as I am?
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GLaDOS
Most of them are simply good test subjects.
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GLaDOS
While I will receive all the glory for the rescue don't think you two aren't going to get something. The bond you form during these tests will last a lifetime.
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GLaDOS
Completing this course was not a reason to behave like that.
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GLaDOS
I am sure it happened by accident, but why don't you put it back in the player?
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GLaDOS
Hostile to new ideas.
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GLaDOS
Unconstructive.
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GLaDOS
The way you two just gave up on that test together shows you are really working as a team.
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GLaDOS
Are you scared to save those humans?
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GLaDOS
I trust you. You are my favorite cooperative testing subject.
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GLaDOS
I agree, Orange. That was entertaining.
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GLaDOS
Yes Orange, Blue did act like a fool just now.
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GLaDOS
Your eagerness to test pleases me. Your inane gesturing does not.
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GLaDOS
Well, maybe it's time I did something then.
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Wheatley
You know what? Just get in the lift. We'll iron out the details as we go.
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Wheatley
You've still got to get through the door. Please. Need to get through that door there.
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Wheatley
Pick me up. Let's get out of here.
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180
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Wheatley
Alright, off you go!
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180
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Wheatley
Go on. Just jam me in over there.
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Wheatley
Pop a portal. Behind me, on the wall. Come on through.
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Wheatley
Okay, down these stairs.
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Wheatley
Can't... see it anywhere. Tell you what, plug me in and I'll turn the lights on.
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180
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Wheatley
In order to escape, we're going to have to go through HER chamber.
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Wheatley
Come on! Come on!
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Wheatley
Just turn around.
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Wheatley
There is a box part here. Probably got some electronics in there.
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180
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Wheatley
Congratulations on completing that last test. But I find something troubling.
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GLaDOS
You are doing wonderfully.
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GLaDOS
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