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Well, on with the test.
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Wheatley
Don't listen to her, do it.
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Wheatley
Come on, stop muckin' around! Plug me in!
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Wheatley
Would you mind putting your back towards me? So I can see only your back. And not your face.
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Wheatley
We made it we made it we made it we made it...
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Wheatley
Oh, careful now.
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Wheatley
Maybe you ARE getting human emotions.
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GLaDOS
While I do need you to be in the room so I can see them, I want to be clear. There is no reason whatsoever for you to look at them.
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GLaDOS
I think after that display, we should take a break from the official testing courses.
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GLaDOS
You two aren't lost are you?
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GLaDOS
Please refrain from doing those childish gestures while you are out there.
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GLaDOS
Timid.
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GLaDOS
Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here in the hub?
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GLaDOS
Watching you try to sabotage one other, I'm amazed you're still on friendly terms.
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GLaDOS
I think I can break us out of here in the next chamber. Just play along.
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GLaDOS
You've probably figured it out by now, but I don't need you anymore.
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Wheatley
Right behind me.
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Wheatley
Come on through.
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Wheatley
Let's go in!
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Wheatley
Go on. Walk up to the window. Take a look out.
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Wheatley
Hey, I can see it! The feeder tube's just in the next room!
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Wheatley
I'm pretty sure we're going the right way. Pretty sure.
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Wheatley
Do you know where I was?
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GLaDOS
Blue do what Orange just did.
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GLaDOS
Still. That would have been exciting.
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GLaDOS
Since, I never expected you to make it this far, I have to build this new course just for you.
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GLaDOS
Sometimes testing has to occur outside the confines of the lab.
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GLaDOS
Blue, it's not nice to make fun of Orange like that.
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GLaDOS
I trust you. You are my favorite cooperative testing subject.
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GLaDOS
I'll just move that out of the way for you. This place really is a wreck.
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GLaDOS
It's perfect. Except for all the glass hitting us when I smash through the lift, that's a bit of a problem.
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Wheatley
That did it! Neurotoxin at zero percent! Yes!
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Wheatley
Right. Let's figure out how to stop this turret line...
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Wheatley
We have to split up here for a moment. Portal up to that passage and I'll see you on the other side.
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Wheatley
Calibrating Orange's weight...
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GLaDOS
For instance, Blue, you just lost two opportunity advisement points.
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GLaDOS
We are only two tests away from reaching the humans, are you as excited as I am?
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GLaDOS
Only one more test after this.
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GLaDOS
While I will receive all the glory for the rescue don't think you two aren't going to get something. The bond you form during these tests will last a lifetime.
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GLaDOS
Of course the humans only had one try at it, you can just keep trying.
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GLaDOS
With humans, I would have called that a successful test.
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GLaDOS
Well... I'll be here during the whole next test.
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GLaDOS
There.
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GLaDOS
Go on.
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Wheatley
I want to be plugged in, please!
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Wheatley
How you doing down there? You still holding on?
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Wheatley
She's bringing the whole place down! Hurry!
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Wheatley
Turn around. I'll only be a second. If you don't mind.
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Wheatley
Are you alright?
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Wheatley
Wait, where are you going? Where are you going?
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Wheatley
Come on! Over here! This way!
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Wheatley
I am not sure how I can make these tests any easier for you.
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GLaDOS
If you are wondering what that smell is, that is the smell of human fear.
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GLaDOS
Lucky for you two, while I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work.
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GLaDOS
You will need him for the final track.
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GLaDOS
Is that camera is hooked into the lock?
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GLaDOS
Still. That would have been exciting.
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GLaDOS
I didn't mean to make you feel bad earlier about your tests not being real science. I guess finding out they weren't science was some sort of test in and of itself.
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GLaDOS
Has irritating opinions.
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GLaDOS
If I made these tests any easier, they wouldn't be tests.
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GLaDOS
The photos weren't as popular as we had hoped, so we repurposed the cameras.
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GLaDOS
I have to agree. Blue is penalized 75 science collaboration points.
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GLaDOS
Orange, Blue and I were just discussing your behavior on the last few tests.
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GLaDOS
If Blue had said those things about me, Blue would never make it to the next reassembly station.
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GLaDOS
I agree, Orange. That was entertaining.
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GLaDOS
Blue, that transpired just as you said it would.
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GLaDOS
Plug me in, and I'll take you up.
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GLaDOS
Pick me up. Let's get out of here.
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Wheatley
No. Makes it go faster.
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Wheatley
I've got an idea! Do what it says, plug me in!
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Wheatley
Oh! What can we do with me then. I know! Plug me into the port, please.
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Wheatley
So. If you've got any reservations whatsoever about this plan, now would be the time to voice them.
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Wheatley
Look down. Where am I? Where am I?
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Wheatley
What's going on in there?
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Wheatley
Hold on -
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Wheatley
I can't see it though... Maybe it fell off. Do you want to go and have a quick look?
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Wheatley
This door's actually pretty complicated.
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Wheatley
Hm. Let's try this way.
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Wheatley
To complete this test, you need to find a set of blue prints.
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GLaDOS
If you can't complete these tests, we will never free the humans!
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GLaDOS
Let me give you a clue, it is the one thing you can't do.
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GLaDOS
Orange what did you do?
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GLaDOS
You can't give up now.
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GLaDOS
If that doesn't motivate you, I'm not sure what will.
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GLaDOS
Completing this course was not a reason to behave like that.
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GLaDOS
I thought going back to these old tests would satisfy me. But try as you might to fail this next test, I still won't be satisfied.
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GLaDOS
Lacks confidence.
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GLaDOS
Seeks out conflicts with co-workers.
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GLaDOS
Blue, why did you do that to Orange?
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GLaDOS
Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here.
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GLaDOS
If Orange had said those things about me, Orange would never make it to the next reassembly station.
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GLaDOS
If you were wondering how could you annoy me without failing a test. Now you know.
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GLaDOS
You've still got to get through the door. Please. Need to get through that door there.
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Wheatley
Anyway, just give me a wave before you solve this one, alright? Don't want to spoil the ending for when I watch it later.
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Wheatley
Don't mind me. Just moving the test chamber a little closer to me. Had a thought: Maybe proximity to the test solving might give us stronger results.
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Wheatley
Just--do the test! Just do the test.
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Wheatley
Alright, off you go!
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Wheatley
Right on that stick over there. Just put me right on it.
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Wheatley
Pop a portal on that wall behind me there, and I'll meet you on the other side of the room.
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Wheatley
Alright, just a second...
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