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Lacks charisma.
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GLaDOS
Blue, I wouldn't have trusted Orange in that course either.
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GLaDOS
There you are, reassembled again.
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GLaDOS
I'm starting to think giving you arms was a big mistake.
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GLaDOS
Okay, fine. I'll ask you again in a few decades.
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GLaDOS
Wait! I know! You get into the lift, okay? Then I'll eject myself out of my new body into the lift just as you pass by me! Brilliant.
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Wheatley
Go on. Get in.
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Wheatley
Be honest. You can't even tell, can you? Seamless.
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Wheatley
Go on.
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Wheatley
Okay, down these stairs.
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Wheatley
Congratulations on completing that test. But something seems off.
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GLaDOS
But don't worry, you are in the lead.
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GLaDOS
Only one more test after this.
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GLaDOS
Oh... can someone reassemble Blue?
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GLaDOS
Please refrain from doing those childish gestures while you are out there.
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GLaDOS
It's like you're just machines.
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GLaDOS
Yes it is! We can use it to get out of here!
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GLaDOS
If you were wondering how could you annoy me without failing a test. Now you know.
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GLaDOS
Come on through.
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Wheatley
In order to escape, we're going to have to go through HER chamber.
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Wheatley
Progress report: Still pretty tricky!
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Wheatley
Oh, careful now.
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Wheatley
You are doing wonderfully.
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GLaDOS
I am not sure how I can make these tests any easier for you.
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GLaDOS
The photos weren't as popular as we had hoped, so we repurposed the cameras.
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GLaDOS
Orange, how well do you really know Blue? Do you trust Blue?
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GLaDOS
Orange, Blue and I were just discussing your behavior on the last few tests.
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GLaDOS
You have no idea what it's like in this body.
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Wheatley
The escape lift. Just there. Come on.
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Wheatley
Designed this test myself. It's a little bit difficult.
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Wheatley
Might as well give you the tour.
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Wheatley
And we're only seeing the top layer. It goes down for miles.
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Wheatley
It's interesting. You won't regret it. I promise.
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Wheatley
It worked!
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Wheatley
Come on, let's go!
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Wheatley
Wait. Careful. Let me light this jump for you
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Wheatley
While I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work.
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GLaDOS
Histrionic.
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GLaDOS
Are you scared to save those humans?
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GLaDOS
Just getting a test ready... For you. Obviously. Who else would I be doing it for? No one.
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Wheatley
For your test.
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Wheatley
Right. Let's figure out how to stop this turret line...
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Wheatley
Orange what did you do?
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GLaDOS
Still. That would have been exciting.
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GLaDOS
I just thought you find that interesting, most winners do.
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GLaDOS
You will know it when you find it.
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GLaDOS
Steals lunch from staff fridge.
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GLaDOS
While teamwork is needed to complete these tests, I am not sure I trust the two of you together.
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GLaDOS
Here, let me get that for you.
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GLaDOS
The one you risked your life to get to. So you could escape certain death. No rush.
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Wheatley
Come on, stop muckin' around! Plug me in!
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Wheatley
Come on! Come on!
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Wheatley
Anyway, we're really close to busting out. Just hang in there for - OW!
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Wheatley
It's still going down! Keep it up!
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Wheatley
It's alright. No, go on, just have a look about.
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Wheatley
Oh, hang on. What if we gave it something ELSE to scan?
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Wheatley
Wait, where are you going? Where are you going?
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Wheatley
Unlike us, humans need to be taught teamwork.
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GLaDOS
Blue do what Orange just did.
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GLaDOS
Are you doing that just to aggravate me?
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GLaDOS
Timid.
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GLaDOS
Lacks confidence.
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GLaDOS
Has irritating opinions.
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GLaDOS
Seeks out conflicts with co-workers.
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GLaDOS
Unconstructive.
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GLaDOS
Argumentative.
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GLaDOS
Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests?
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GLaDOS
Blue to be clear, I was asking if Orange trusted you.
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GLaDOS
That's his voice up ahead.
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GLaDOS
Okay, great! Here comes another core!
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GLaDOS
Plug me in, and I'll take you up.
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GLaDOS
Pick me up. Let's get out of here.
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Wheatley
It is tricky. It is tricky. But just... plug me in, please.
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Wheatley
Alright, let me explain again. Pop a portal. Behind me. Alright? And come on through.
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Wheatley
Can't... see it anywhere. Tell you what, plug me in and I'll turn the lights on.
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Wheatley
Look down. Where am I? Where am I?
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Wheatley
On the floor. Needing your help. The whole time. All the time. Needing your help.
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Wheatley
Could you turn around? Is that possible?
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Wheatley
Hurry!
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Wheatley
Ohhh, it hasn't done it.
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Wheatley
No, no, I'm sure it's this way. I'm definitely sure it's this way.
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Wheatley
You are the first robots to pass calibration.
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GLaDOS
It emphasizes teamwork.
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GLaDOS
Avoids responsibility.
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GLaDOS
Ignores directions.
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GLaDOS
Hostile to new ideas.
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GLaDOS
Blue, why did you do that to Orange?
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GLaDOS
With humans, I would have called that a successful test.
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GLaDOS
I agree, Orange. That was entertaining.
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GLaDOS
Your eagerness to test pleases me. Your inane gesturing does not.
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GLaDOS
It shouldn't be hard to stay alive long enough to find him.
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GLaDOS
There should be one in the corner.
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GLaDOS
Anything? Take your time.
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GLaDOS
It's the lift just there. The thing that looks like a lift. That's what you're looking for. It is confusing, I know.
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Wheatley
Anyway, just give me a wave before you solve this one, alright? Don't want to spoil the ending for when I watch it later.
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Wheatley
Alright. Still nothing, let's keep moving.
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Wheatley
Don't mind me. Just moving the test chamber a little closer to me. Had a thought: Maybe proximity to the test solving might give us stronger results.
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Wheatley
Just--do the test! Just do the test.
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Wheatley
Alright, off you go!
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Wheatley
Yeah, it's alright. Go ahead.
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Wheatley
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