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I was confident you could finish.
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GLaDOS
If you are wondering what that smell is, that is the smell of human fear.
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GLaDOS
It's like you're just machines.
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GLaDOS
Are you scared to save those humans?
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GLaDOS
There you are, reassembled again.
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GLaDOS
You have no idea what it's like in this body.
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Wheatley
Wait! I know! You get into the lift, okay? Then I'll eject myself out of my new body into the lift just as you pass by me! Brilliant.
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Wheatley
Okay, down these stairs.
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Wheatley
Okay, I've just gotta concentrate!
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Wheatley
Can you get out?
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Wheatley
There should be a portal device on that podium over there.
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Wheatley
This looks dangerous. I'll hold the light steady.
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Wheatley
Blue, is there something you would like to say?
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GLaDOS
But don't worry, you are in the lead.
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GLaDOS
You both need to do something.
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GLaDOS
Your failing gives me no new data, it just delays the inevitable.
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GLaDOS
Always sulking.
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GLaDOS
Is it the lack of mirrors in test chambers that encourages you to do this?
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GLaDOS
Go on. Get in.
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Wheatley
The escape lift. Just there. Come on.
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Wheatley
Look down. Where am I? Where am I?
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Wheatley
Pick--would you pick me up?
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Wheatley
We are going to shut down her turret production line, turn off her neurotoxin, and then confront her.
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Wheatley
GET IN!
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Wheatley
And we're only seeing the top layer. It goes down for miles.
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Wheatley
Come on, let's go!
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Wheatley
I didn't mean to make you feel bad earlier about your tests not being real science. I guess finding out they weren't science was some sort of test in and of itself.
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GLaDOS
Please refrain from doing those childish gestures while you are out there.
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GLaDOS
You both made it. It seems no matter what I try to do to pull you apart or destroy you, you just keep going. Keep testing.
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GLaDOS
Of course the humans only had one try at it, you can just keep trying.
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GLaDOS
Blue, I wouldn't have trusted Orange in that course either.
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GLaDOS
I have to agree. Blue is penalized 75 science collaboration points.
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GLaDOS
Okay, great! Here comes another core!
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GLaDOS
Just getting a test ready... For you. Obviously. Who else would I be doing it for? No one.
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Wheatley
It's the lift just there. The thing that looks like a lift. That's what you're looking for. It is confusing, I know.
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Wheatley
Designed this test myself. It's a little bit difficult.
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Wheatley
Pick me up. Let's get out of here.
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Wheatley
Oh! What can we do with me then. I know! Plug me into the port, please.
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Wheatley
Let's do it again! Pick me up again!
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Wheatley
It's interesting. You won't regret it. I promise.
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Wheatley
Just---if you just--okay, just stand by the podium and just look up.
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Wheatley
It worked!
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Wheatley
Hurry! This way!
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Wheatley
Ohhhhhh, we just made it! That was close.
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Wheatley
Come on! Over here! This way!
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Wheatley
Oh, careful now.
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Wheatley
Wait. Careful. Let me light this jump for you
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Wheatley
Quick, this way!
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Wheatley
Okay, wait, let me light this path for you.
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Wheatley
You are doing wonderfully.
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GLaDOS
While I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work.
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GLaDOS
Oh... can someone reassemble Blue?
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GLaDOS
Steals lunch from staff fridge.
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GLaDOS
Has irritating opinions.
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GLaDOS
Lacks charisma.
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GLaDOS
Blue, why did you do that to Orange?
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GLaDOS
The photos weren't as popular as we had hoped, so we repurposed the cameras.
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GLaDOS
Orange, Blue and I were just discussing your behavior on the last few tests.
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GLaDOS
Plug me in, and I'll take you up.
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GLaDOS
There should be one in the corner.
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GLaDOS
Here, let me get that for you.
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GLaDOS
Might as well give you the tour.
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Wheatley
Go on.
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Wheatley
It is tricky. It is tricky. But just... plug me in, please.
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Wheatley
I know! I know, I wouldn't have believed it either.
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Wheatley
Come on, stop muckin' around! Plug me in!
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Wheatley
Come on! Come on!
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Wheatley
Just, ah... pick me up. Take me with you.
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Wheatley
What's going on in there?
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Wheatley
Just turn around.
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Wheatley
Hurry!
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Wheatley
You may as well have a little rest, actually, while I work on it.
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Wheatley
Hey hey! You made it!
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Wheatley
Try to jump across.
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Wheatley
I am not sure how I can make these tests any easier for you.
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GLaDOS
Still. That would have been exciting.
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GLaDOS
At the start of this course I was worried you were becoming too close but in my attempt to drive you apart I learned something important about trust and betrayal.
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GLaDOS
Since, I never expected you to make it this far, I have to build this new course just for you.
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GLaDOS
Timid.
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GLaDOS
Hostile to new ideas.
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GLaDOS
Histrionic.
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GLaDOS
Argumentative.
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GLaDOS
Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests?
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GLaDOS
Orange, how well do you really know Blue? Do you trust Blue?
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GLaDOS
With humans, I would have called that a successful test.
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GLaDOS
I have noticed you two have become extremely close. I'm not sure I like that.
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GLaDOS
While teamwork is needed to complete these tests, I am not sure I trust the two of you together.
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GLaDOS
If Orange had said those things about me, Orange would never make it to the next reassembly station.
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GLaDOS
Blue, that transpired just as you said it would.
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GLaDOS
It shouldn't be hard to stay alive long enough to find him.
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GLaDOS
I'll just move that out of the way for you. This place really is a wreck.
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GLaDOS
Orange, I certainly expected more from you.
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GLaDOS
For your test.
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Wheatley
Coming! Coming! Don't start yet!
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Wheatley
Alright, off you go!
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Wheatley
On ya go.
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Wheatley
Right on that stick over there. Just put me right on it.
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Wheatley
Pop a portal on that wall behind me there, and I'll meet you on the other side of the room.
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Wheatley
Alright, let me explain again. Pop a portal. Behind me. Alright? And come on through.
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Wheatley
Can't... see it anywhere. Tell you what, plug me in and I'll turn the lights on.
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Wheatley
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