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Please refrain from doing those childish gestures while you are out there.
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GLaDOS
It's like you're just machines.
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GLaDOS
Always sulking.
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GLaDOS
Facial grimacing.
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GLaDOS
Are you scared to save those humans?
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GLaDOS
Alright, let me explain again. Pop a portal. Behind me. Alright? And come on through.
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Wheatley
Come on through.
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Wheatley
I want to be plugged in, please!
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Wheatley
Here I go!
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Wheatley
Look down. Where am I? Where am I?
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Wheatley
I was confident you could finish.
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GLaDOS
Lucky for you two, while I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work.
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GLaDOS
You will need him for the final track.
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GLaDOS
Lacks confidence.
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GLaDOS
Avoids responsibility.
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GLaDOS
Unconstructive.
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GLaDOS
Histrionic.
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GLaDOS
Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests?
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GLaDOS
I trust you. You are my favorite cooperative testing subject.
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GLaDOS
Blue to be clear, I was asking if Orange trusted you.
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GLaDOS
Your eagerness to test pleases me. Your inane gesturing does not.
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GLaDOS
Just getting a test ready... For you. Obviously. Who else would I be doing it for? No one.
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Wheatley
Go on. Get in.
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225
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Wheatley
No. No. That was the solution. Rrrg! What am I missing?
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Wheatley
Pick me up. Let's get out of here.
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Wheatley
Go! Go go go!
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Wheatley
It's still going down! Keep it up!
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Wheatley
It's alright. No, go on, just have a look about.
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Wheatley
Right. Let's figure out how to stop this turret line...
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Wheatley
It worked!
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Wheatley
While I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work.
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GLaDOS
You both need to do something.
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GLaDOS
Still. That would have been exciting.
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GLaDOS
Oh... can someone reassemble Orange?
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GLaDOS
While I should have left both of you trapped there forever, I do need you for something else.
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GLaDOS
You will know it when you find it.
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GLaDOS
Has irritating opinions.
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GLaDOS
While teamwork is needed to complete these tests, I am not sure I trust the two of you together.
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GLaDOS
Might as well give you the tour.
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Wheatley
Yeah, it's alright. Go ahead.
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Wheatley
Pick--would you pick me up?
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Wheatley
Let's go in!
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Wheatley
That did it! Neurotoxin at zero percent! Yes!
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Wheatley
Hold on -
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Wheatley
There's no turret in it... Maybe the system stores a backup image?
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Wheatley
You are the first robots to pass calibration.
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GLaDOS
Unlike us, humans need to be taught teamwork.
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GLaDOS
To complete this test, you need to find a set of blue prints.
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GLaDOS
Orange what did you do?
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GLaDOS
The humans can't free themselves.
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GLaDOS
Oh... can someone reassemble Blue?
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GLaDOS
You both made it. It seems no matter what I try to do to pull you apart or destroy you, you just keep going. Keep testing.
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GLaDOS
Timid.
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GLaDOS
Hostile to new ideas.
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GLaDOS
Argumentative.
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GLaDOS
I guess quitting that course together is a sign of teamwork.
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GLaDOS
I have noticed you two have become extremely close. I'm not sure I like that.
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GLaDOS
Plug me in, and I'll take you up.
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GLaDOS
For your test.
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Wheatley
Designed this test myself. It's a little bit difficult.
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Wheatley
Not done yet. You've still got to get through the door. Need to get through the door there.
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Wheatley
You have to get to the catwalk behind me!
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Wheatley
Still here on the floor. Waiting to be picked up. Um.
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Wheatley
Keep moving, keep moving...
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Wheatley
We are going to shut down her turret production line, turn off her neurotoxin, and then confront her.
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Wheatley
This door's actually pretty complicated.
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Wheatley
Progress report: Still pretty tricky!
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Wheatley
Maybe you ARE getting human emotions.
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GLaDOS
This course was originally designed to build confidence in humans.
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GLaDOS
For instance, Blue, you just lost two opportunity advisement points.
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GLaDOS
I just thought you find that interesting, most winners do.
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GLaDOS
It seems rather earlier to require reassembly.
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GLaDOS
This is the last test for the standard course. It's just something I whipped up for you. I thought you might enjoy a challenge for once.
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GLaDOS
At the start of this course I was worried you were becoming too close but in my attempt to drive you apart I learned something important about trust and betrayal.
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GLaDOS
I am sure it happened by accident, but why don't you put it back in the player?
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GLaDOS
Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here.
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GLaDOS
Blue, it's not nice to make fun of Orange like that.
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GLaDOS
If Blue had said those things about me, Blue would never make it to the next reassembly station.
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GLaDOS
If you were wondering how could you annoy me without failing a test. Now you know.
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GLaDOS
The escape lift. Just there. Come on.
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Wheatley
It's the lift just there. The thing that looks like a lift. That's what you're looking for. It is confusing, I know.
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Wheatley
Go on.
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Wheatley
Pop a portal on that wall behind me there, and I'll meet you on the other side of the room.
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Wheatley
I've got an idea! Do what it says, plug me in!
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Wheatley
In case you thought to yourself, 'I've missed the window of time to voice my reservations.' Still open.
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Wheatley
In order to escape, we're going to have to go through HER chamber.
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Wheatley
Come on! Come on!
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Wheatley
Now, escape pod... escape pod...
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Wheatley
It's... It's moving up.
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Wheatley
There's the exit! We're almost out of here!
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Wheatley
Go on, just turn right around. So you're not looking at me.
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Wheatley
GET IN!
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Wheatley
Just... have a look through the old window.
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Wheatley
I can't see it though... Maybe it fell off. Do you want to go and have a quick look?
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Wheatley
Have you got any ideas?
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Wheatley
Quick, this way!
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Wheatley
Please test your device by portaling to that ledge.
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GLaDOS
Are you doing that just to aggravate me?
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GLaDOS
Sometimes testing has to occur outside the confines of the lab.
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GLaDOS
Of course the humans only had one try at it, you can just keep trying.
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GLaDOS
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