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Wheatley
Now, escape pod... escape pod...
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Wheatley
What are you doing in there?
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Wheatley
Are you alright?
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Wheatley
While I do need you to be in the room so I can see them, I want to be clear. There is no reason whatsoever for you to look at them.
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GLaDOS
I think they wanted to punish them by not allowing me to include them in testing.
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GLaDOS
I can only place a portal on a white portalable surface.
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GLaDOS
At the start of this course I was worried you were becoming too close but in my attempt to drive you apart I learned something important about trust and betrayal.
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GLaDOS
Your failing gives me no new data, it just delays the inevitable.
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GLaDOS
Unconstructive.
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GLaDOS
Here, let me get that for you.
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GLaDOS
You have no idea what it's like in this body.
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Wheatley
Well, maybe it's time I did something then.
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Wheatley
Well, on with the test.
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Wheatley
Pop a portal on that wall behind me there, and I'll meet you on the other side of the room.
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Wheatley
Go! Go go go!
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Wheatley
It's... It's moving up.
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Wheatley
Okay, look, the point is, we're gonna break out of here! Very soon, I promise, I promise!
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Wheatley
I just have to figure out how. To break us out of here.
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Wheatley
That did it! Neurotoxin at zero percent! Yes!
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Wheatley
Right. Let's figure out how to stop this turret line...
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Wheatley
Now, we just need you to release the humans from their imprisonment.
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GLaDOS
This close and that's what you do?
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GLaDOS
Only one more test after this.
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GLaDOS
Did you think the electrical switch was down there?
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GLaDOS
Sometimes testing has to occur outside the confines of the lab.
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GLaDOS
No one has ever completed this test before. The humans must have reconfigured it from my original plans.
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GLaDOS
Are you scared to save those humans?
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GLaDOS
Blue, I wouldn't have trusted Orange in that course either.
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GLaDOS
I trust you. You are my favorite cooperative testing subject.
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GLaDOS
Blue to be clear, I was asking if Orange trusted you.
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GLaDOS
Okay, great! Here comes another core!
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GLaDOS
Plug me in, and I'll take you up.
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GLaDOS
I'll just move that out of the way for you. This place really is a wreck.
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GLaDOS
Anything? Take your time.
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GLaDOS
You've still got to get through the door. Please. Need to get through that door there.
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Wheatley
Coming! Coming! Don't start yet!
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Wheatley
Better yet, don't say anything.
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Wheatley
Quick word about the future plans that I've got in store.
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Wheatley
Just turn around.
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Wheatley
It's still going down! Keep it up!
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Wheatley
Probably best to ignore it, though. Just leave it be. We don't know where those panels it's cutting are going. Could be somewhere important.
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Wheatley
I'm still here, I'm still working, I haven't forgotten about you!
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Wheatley
Blue, is there something you would like to say?
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GLaDOS
It emphasizes teamwork.
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GLaDOS
To complete this test, you need to find a set of blue prints.
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GLaDOS
If you can't complete these tests, we will never free the humans!
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GLaDOS
For instance, Blue, you just lost two opportunity advisement points.
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GLaDOS
You will need him for the final track.
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GLaDOS
An extra special bonus course that ends with us finding and freeing humans!
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GLaDOS
We are only two tests away from reaching the humans, are you as excited as I am?
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GLaDOS
Oh... can someone reassemble Orange?
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GLaDOS
Ignores directions.
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GLaDOS
Seeks out conflicts with co-workers.
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GLaDOS
I guess quitting that course together is a sign of teamwork.
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GLaDOS
If Orange had said those things about me, Orange would never make it to the next reassembly station.
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GLaDOS
I agree, Orange. That was entertaining.
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GLaDOS
That's his voice up ahead.
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GLaDOS
It's the lift just there. The thing that looks like a lift. That's what you're looking for. It is confusing, I know.
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Wheatley
Might as well give you the tour.
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Wheatley
Yeah, it's alright. Go ahead.
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Wheatley
Go on.
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Wheatley
Right on that stick over there. Just put me right on it.
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Wheatley
Right behind me.
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Wheatley
Come on through to the other side.
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Wheatley
Can't... see it anywhere. Tell you what, plug me in and I'll turn the lights on.
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Wheatley
Plug me in, plug me in!
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Wheatley
I want to be plugged in, please!
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Wheatley
Keep moving! Just keep moving!
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Wheatley
Anyway, we're really close to busting out. Just hang in there for - OW!
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Wheatley
Alright, just a second...
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Wheatley
Might want to just pick me up.
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Wheatley
What's going on in there?
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Wheatley
Pens. Might need those. Don't see any though. So...
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Wheatley
Hold on -
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Wheatley
It's interesting. You won't regret it. I promise.
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Wheatley
Hey hey! You made it!
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Wheatley
Almost there...
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Wheatley
Progress report: Still pretty tricky!
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Wheatley
Oh wait! I've got it I've got it I've got it! No, I haven't got it.
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Wheatley
Come on! Over here! This way!
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Wheatley
We made it we made it we made it we made it...
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Wheatley
This looks dangerous. I'll hold the light steady.
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Wheatley
Orange receives
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GLaDOS
Excellent. You’re both doing very well.
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GLaDOS
Calibrating Orange's weight...
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GLaDOS
You are doing wonderfully.
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GLaDOS
If you are wondering what that smell is, that is the smell of human fear.
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GLaDOS
Lucky for you two, while I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work.
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GLaDOS
While I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work.
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GLaDOS
Is that camera is hooked into the lock?
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GLaDOS
Still. That would have been exciting.
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GLaDOS
If that doesn't motivate you, I'm not sure what will.
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GLaDOS
Are you doing that just to aggravate me?
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GLaDOS
This is the last test for the standard course. It's just something I whipped up for you. I thought you might enjoy a challenge for once.
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GLaDOS
Of course the humans only had one try at it, you can just keep trying.
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GLaDOS
Lacks confidence.
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GLaDOS
Blue, it's not nice to make fun of Orange like that.
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GLaDOS
Orange, how well do you really know Blue? Do you trust Blue?
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GLaDOS
Orange, Blue and I were just discussing your behavior on the last few tests.
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GLaDOS
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