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Yeah, it's alright. Go ahead.
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Go on.
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Come on come on come on!
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Wheatley
Go on!
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Wheatley
Alright, just a second...
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Wheatley
Better yet, don't say anything.
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Wheatley
Keep moving, keep moving...
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Wheatley
Now, escape pod... escape pod...
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Wheatley
Let's go in!
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Wheatley
Could you turn around? Is that possible?
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Wheatley
You may as well have a little rest, actually, while I work on it.
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Wheatley
All sealed off years ago, of course.
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Wheatley
This should take us right to her. I can't believe I'm finally doing this!
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Wheatley
It's alright. No, go on, just have a look about.
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Wheatley
Have you got any ideas?
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Wheatley
Ohhhhhh, we just made it! That was close.
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Wheatley
Let's try this again. Try to make your way across the machinery.
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Wheatley
No, no, I'm sure it's this way. I'm definitely sure it's this way.
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Wheatley
There's another wall over here!
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Wheatley
On second thought we don't have the time, just look at how much better you are than blue.
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GLaDOS
Congratulations on completing that test. But something seems off.
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GLaDOS
Unlike us, humans need to be taught teamwork.
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GLaDOS
Orange what did you do?
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GLaDOS
Sometimes testing has to occur outside the confines of the lab.
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GLaDOS
Dull expression.
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GLaDOS
Egotistical.
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GLaDOS
Okay, great! Here comes another core!
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GLaDOS
The escape lift. Just there. Come on.
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Wheatley
Designed this test myself. It's a little bit difficult.
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Wheatley
No. No. That was the solution. Rrrg! What am I missing?
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Wheatley
Well, on with the test.
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Wheatley
Go on. Just jam me in over there.
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Pop a portal on that wall behind me there, and I'll meet you on the other side of the room.
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Wheatley
Okay, down these stairs.
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Wheatley
It's... It's moving up.
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Just turn around.
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Wheatley
Are you alright?
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Hey, I can see it! The feeder tube's just in the next room!
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Here she comes! Just play along! RememberFifteenChambers!
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Try to jump across.
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Blue, orange isn't a human. The lesson on trust only needs to be taught once. Blue is penalized 1 science collaboration point.
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GLaDOS
The lock is looking for two humans.
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Try something.
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GLaDOS
Are you scared to save those humans?
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GLaDOS
Are you scared to save those humans?
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I can only imagine.
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With humans, I would have called that a successful test.
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GLaDOS
I have noticed you two have become extremely close. I'm not sure I like that.
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GLaDOS
As long as I don't listen to what I'm saying, I should be okay.
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It won't.
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Just as mementos, though...
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Just getting a test ready... For you. Obviously. Who else would I be doing it for? No one.
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Wheatley
On ya go.
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Wheatley
Your destination's probably not going to come meet us here. Is it? So go on.
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Wheatley
Alright, let me explain again. Pop a portal. Behind me. Alright? And come on through.
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Can't... see it anywhere. Tell you what, plug me in and I'll turn the lights on.
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Wheatley
So. If you've got any reservations whatsoever about this plan, now would be the time to voice them.
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Wheatley
In order to escape, we're going to have to go through HER chamber.
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On the floor. Needing your help. The whole time. All the time. Needing your help.
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Wheatley
Still here on the floor. Waiting to be picked up. Um.
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Pick--would you pick me up?
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Wheatley
We are going to shut down her turret production line, turn off her neurotoxin, and then confront her.
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Wheatley
No, that's right. Over by the podium, yeah.
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Wheatley
Almost there...
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Wheatley
This door's actually pretty complicated.
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Wheatley
Any ideas? Any ideas? No? No, me neither.
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Wheatley
Oh, hang on. What if we gave it something ELSE to scan?
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Wheatley
What do you have there?
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Wheatley
Do you know where I was?
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GLaDOS
You are doing wonderfully.
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GLaDOS
While I do need you to be in the room so I can see them, I want to be clear. There is no reason whatsoever for you to look at them.
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GLaDOS
This course was originally designed to build confidence in humans.
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GLaDOS
Since you are thankfully not humans, I have changed the tests to make them far more challenging and far less pointlessly fawning.
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GLaDOS
If you can't complete these tests, we will never free the humans!
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GLaDOS
For instance, Blue, you just lost two opportunity advisement points.
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GLaDOS
Now, we just need you to release the humans from their imprisonment.
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GLaDOS
The humans can't free themselves.
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GLaDOS
This close and you are going to fail me?
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GLaDOS
This isn't that hard.
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GLaDOS
You are making this harder than it needs to be.
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GLaDOS
Most of them are simply good test subjects.
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GLaDOS
Still. That would have been exciting.
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If that doesn't motivate you, I'm not sure what will.
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GLaDOS
I didn't mean to make you feel bad earlier about your tests not being real science. I guess finding out they weren't science was some sort of test in and of itself.
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GLaDOS
Please ping a white portalable surface.
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GLaDOS
It seems rather earlier to require reassembly.
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GLaDOS
You two aren't lost are you?
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GLaDOS
While I should have left both of you trapped there forever, I do need you for something else.
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GLaDOS
I thought going back to these old tests would satisfy me. But try as you might to fail this next test, I still won't be satisfied.
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GLaDOS
No one has ever completed this test before. The humans must have reconfigured it from my original plans.
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GLaDOS
Of course the humans only had one try at it, you can just keep trying.
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Never flushes.
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GLaDOS
Irritable.
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GLaDOS
Old.
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GLaDOS
Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here in the hub?
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GLaDOS
Orange, to be clear. I was just asking Blue if he trusted you.
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GLaDOS
I agree, Blue. That was entertaining.
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GLaDOS
That's his voice up ahead.
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GLaDOS
Yes it is! We can use it to get out of here!
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GLaDOS
Here's another core! This one should do it!
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