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Let me give you a clue, it is the one thing you can't do.
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You will need him for the final track.
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GLaDOS
Now, we just need you to release the humans from their imprisonment.
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GLaDOS
Orange what did you do?
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GLaDOS
Still. That would have been exciting.
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GLaDOS
While I should have left both of you trapped there forever, I do need you for something else.
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GLaDOS
Lacks confidence.
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GLaDOS
I have noticed you two have become extremely close. I'm not sure I like that.
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GLaDOS
If Blue had said those things about me, Blue would never make it to the next reassembly station.
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GLaDOS
Plug me in, and I'll take you up.
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GLaDOS
Slapping hands. That accomplishes something.
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GLaDOS
If you're going to hit each other, at least aim for the head.
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Orange, I certainly expected more from you.
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I'm starting to think giving you arms was a big mistake.
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GLaDOS
It's alright! Everything's good. I just invented some more tests!
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Wheatley
Come on! We have to go!
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Wheatley
What are you doing in there?
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Wheatley
We are now going to take a break from the collaboration for an instructional competition.
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GLaDOS
Do you know where I was?
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GLaDOS
To complete this test, you need to find a set of blue prints.
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GLaDOS
I think after that display, we should take a break from the official testing courses.
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GLaDOS
But don't worry, you are in the lead.
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GLaDOS
Lucky for you two, while I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work.
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GLaDOS
Congratulations on completing the test. You two really are the best cooperative testing team I could ever ask for.
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GLaDOS
Try something.
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GLaDOS
Still. That would have been exciting.
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GLaDOS
It seems rather earlier to require reassembly.
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You both made it. It seems no matter what I try to do to pull you apart or destroy you, you just keep going. Keep testing.
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Of course the humans only had one try at it, you can just keep trying.
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GLaDOS
Hostile to new ideas.
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GLaDOS
Was that course too difficult?
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GLaDOS
Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here.
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GLaDOS
I guess quitting that course together is a sign of teamwork.
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GLaDOS
I agree, Blue. That was entertaining.
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GLaDOS
Is it the lack of mirrors in test chambers that encourages you to do this?
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GLaDOS
It won't.
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Just as mementos, though...
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GLaDOS
If you were wondering how could you annoy me without failing a test. Now you know.
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GLaDOS
No. No. That was the solution. Rrrg! What am I missing?
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Wheatley
Here I go!
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Wheatley
Anyway, we're really close to busting out. Just hang in there for - OW!
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Wheatley
Alright, just a second...
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Wheatley
Would you mind putting your back towards me? So I can see only your back. And not your face.
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Wheatley
Ohhhhhh, we just made it! That was close.
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Wheatley
Get in the lift! Get in the lift!
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Wheatley
Oh, careful now.
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Wheatley
On second thought we don't have the time, just look at how much better you are than blue.
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GLaDOS
Did you notice I didn't even stay to the end of your last test?
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GLaDOS
I was confident you could finish.
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GLaDOS
This course was originally designed to build confidence in humans.
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You can't give up now.
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GLaDOS
This isn't that hard.
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We are only two tests away from reaching the humans, are you as excited as I am?
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GLaDOS
Are you doing that just to aggravate me?
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GLaDOS
You two aren't lost are you?
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GLaDOS
Old.
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Are you scared to save those humans?
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Blue, it's not nice to make fun of Orange like that.
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Orange, I agree. I never noticed that about Blue before.
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There you are, reassembled again.
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If Orange had said those things about me, Orange would never make it to the next reassembly station.
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Orange, that transpired just as you said it would.
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Blue, that transpired just as you said it would.
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I think I can break us out of here in the next chamber. Just play along.
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Well... I'll be here during the whole next test.
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GLaDOS
Alright, get moving.
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Wheatley
This is the main breaker room.
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Wheatley
I've got an idea! Do what it says, plug me in!
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Wheatley
Plug me in, plug me in!
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Wheatley
Riggght now.
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Come on! Come on!
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Wheatley
Go on!
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Wheatley
Now I spy something that starts with an 'a'.
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Keep moving, keep moving...
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I just have to figure out how. To break us out of here.
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Wheatley
We have to get you out of there!
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Wheatley
Here, come and have a look out the window. It's good.
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Wheatley
Go on. Walk up to the window. Take a look out.
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Wheatley
There should be a portal device on that podium over there.
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Wheatley
This door's actually pretty complicated.
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Wheatley
You know when I mentioned ten minutes? A little bit optimistic!
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Wheatley
Progress report: Haven't really made any in-roads!
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Wheatley
Any ideas? Any ideas? No? No, me neither.
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We made it we made it we made it we made it...
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Anyway, look, the point is we're gonna break out of here, alright? But we can't do it yet. Look for me fifteen chambers ahead.
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Careful... Careful...
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Okay, this way
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No, no, I'm sure it's this way. I'm definitely sure it's this way.
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Blue, is there something you would like to say?
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Congratulations on completing that last test. But I find something troubling.
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GLaDOS
While I do need you to be in the room so I can see them, I want to be clear. There is no reason whatsoever for you to look at them.
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While I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work.
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GLaDOS
You both need to do something.
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Most of them are simply good test subjects.
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GLaDOS
I didn't mean to make you feel bad earlier about your tests not being real science. I guess finding out they weren't science was some sort of test in and of itself.
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GLaDOS
Your brains are too small to feel either of those emotions. So I can trust you one hundred percent.
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GLaDOS
If I made these tests any easier, they wouldn't be tests.
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That worked just like you said it would, Blue.
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The way you two just gave up on that test together shows you are really working as a team.
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Are you scared to save those humans?
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