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Did you do that on purpose?
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GLaDOS
Are you doing that just to aggravate me?
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GLaDOS
Did you think the electrical switch was down there?
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GLaDOS
Since, I never expected you to make it this far, I have to build this new course just for you.
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GLaDOS
Of course the humans only had one try at it, you can just keep trying.
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GLaDOS
Always sulking.
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GLaDOS
Anxious.
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GLaDOS
Moves lips while reading.
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GLaDOS
Avoids responsibility.
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GLaDOS
Dull expression.
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GLaDOS
Irritable.
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GLaDOS
Breathes with mouth open.
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GLaDOS
Narcissist.
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GLaDOS
The photos weren't as popular as we had hoped, so we repurposed the cameras.
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GLaDOS
Correct Blue, Orange can't hear you.
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GLaDOS
I have to agree. Blue is penalized 75 science collaboration points.
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GLaDOS
If Blue had said those things about me, Blue would never make it to the next reassembly station.
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GLaDOS
Yes Orange, Blue did act like a fool just now.
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GLaDOS
As long as I don't listen to what I'm saying, I should be okay.
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GLaDOS
That's his voice up ahead.
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GLaDOS
I think he's getting desperate.
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GLaDOS
It shouldn't be hard to stay alive long enough to find him.
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GLaDOS
Just as mementos, though...
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GLaDOS
It's happening sooner than I expected.
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GLaDOS
Well... I'll be here during the whole next test.
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GLaDOS
There.
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GLaDOS
I'll just move that out of the way for you. This place really is a wreck.
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GLaDOS
Really, not even humans do that anymore.
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GLaDOS
If you were wondering how could you annoy me without failing a test. Now you know.
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GLaDOS
I'll interpret that gesture to mean that you want me to become even more vindictive toward you.
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GLaDOS
Blue, don't sink to Orange's level.
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GLaDOS
Okay, fine. I'll ask you again in a few decades.
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GLaDOS
There we go. I wanted to talk to you for a moment, if I may.
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Wheatley
Sollllve it...
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Wheatley
Huh. That was easy.
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Wheatley
Alright, get moving.
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Wheatley
Just getting a test ready... For you. Obviously. Who else would I be doing it for? No one.
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Wheatley
The escape lift. Just there. Come on.
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Wheatley
It's the lift just there. The thing that looks like a lift. That's what you're looking for. It is confusing, I know.
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Wheatley
It'll be fine. Get in.
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Wheatley
Not done yet. You've still got to get through the door. Need to get through the door there.
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Wheatley
Might as well give you the tour.
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Wheatley
Are you... are you sure you're solving these correctly?
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Wheatley
Well, on with the test.
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Wheatley
Just--do the test! Just do the test.
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Wheatley
Alright, this is taking too long. I'll just tell you how to solve the test.
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Wheatley
Coming! Coming! Don't start yet!
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Wheatley
Your destination's probably not going to come meet us here. Is it? So go on.
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Wheatley
Oh! It's going faster, which I was... not expecting.
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Wheatley
It is tricky. It is tricky. But just... plug me in, please.
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Wheatley
Pop a portal on that wall behind me there, and I'll meet you on the other side of the room.
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Wheatley
Right behind me.
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Wheatley
Alright, let me explain again. Pop a portal. Behind me. Alright? And come on through.
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Wheatley
Pop a portal. Behind me, on the wall. Come on through.
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Wheatley
This is the main breaker room.
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Wheatley
So. If you've got any reservations whatsoever about this plan, now would be the time to voice them.
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Wheatley
Probably ought to bring you up to speed on something right now.
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Wheatley
In order to escape, we're going to have to go through HER chamber.
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Wheatley
Come on come on come on!
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Wheatley
Keep moving! Just keep moving!
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Wheatley
You have to get to the catwalk behind me!
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Wheatley
Give up? Also the floor. Was the answer that time. Same as before. Still on the floor.
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Wheatley
I just have to figure out how. To break us out of here.
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Wheatley
We are going to shut down her turret production line, turn off her neurotoxin, and then confront her.
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Wheatley
Again, though, for the moment: RUN!
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Wheatley
What's going on in there?
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Wheatley
Come on! We have to go!
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Wheatley
And we're only seeing the top layer. It goes down for miles.
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Wheatley
Go on, just walk up to the window and take a look out.
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Wheatley
Go on. Walk up to the window. Take a look out.
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Wheatley
Aggh! I'm going the wrong way!
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Wheatley
It's alright. No, go on, just have a look about.
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Wheatley
Almost there...
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Wheatley
Progress report: Still pretty tricky!
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Wheatley
Progress report: Haven't really made any in-roads!
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Wheatley
I'm still here, I'm still working, I haven't forgotten about you!
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Wheatley
Okay, go on, just pull that turret out.
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Wheatley
Come on, let's go!
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Wheatley
Hurry! This way!
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Wheatley
This way! This way!
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Wheatley
Come on! Over here! This way!
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Wheatley
Get in the lift! Get in the lift!
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Wheatley
Hey, I can see it! The feeder tube's just in the next room!
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Wheatley
Follow the feeder tube to the generator room! I'll meet you there.
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Wheatley
Anyway, look, the point is we're gonna break out of here, alright? But we can't do it yet. Look for me fifteen chambers ahead.
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Wheatley
I'm pretty sure we're going the right way. Pretty sure.
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Wheatley
Oh, careful now.
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Wheatley
Careful... Careful...
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Wheatley
No, no, I'm sure it's this way. I'm definitely sure it's this way.
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Wheatley
We have to get you out of that room!
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Wheatley
Congratulations on completing that last test. But I find something troubling.
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GLaDOS
Unlike us, humans need to be taught teamwork.
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GLaDOS
Excellent.
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GLaDOS
I am not sure how I can make these tests any easier for you.
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GLaDOS
If you can't complete these tests, we will never free the humans!
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GLaDOS
But don't worry, you are in the lead.
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GLaDOS
For instance, Orange, you just lost two opportunity advisement points.
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GLaDOS
You both need to do something.
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GLaDOS
What about that camera?
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GLaDOS
This close and that's what you do?
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GLaDOS
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