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While I do need you to be in the room so I can see them, I want to be clear. There is no reason whatsoever for you to look at them.
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GLaDOS
Only one more test after this.
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GLaDOS
Still. That would have been exciting.
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GLaDOS
Please test your device by portaling to that ledge.
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GLaDOS
I am sure it happened by accident, but why don't you put it back in the player?
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GLaDOS
Blue, it's not nice to make fun of Orange like that.
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GLaDOS
Blue, do you feel betrayed by orange for telling me those horrible things about you?
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GLaDOS
I just have to figure out how. To break us out of here.
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Wheatley
It's still going down! Keep it up!
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Wheatley
Ohhhhhh, we just made it! That was close.
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Wheatley
Calibrating Orange's weight...
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GLaDOS
Do you know where I was?
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GLaDOS
To complete this test, you need to find a set of blue prints.
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GLaDOS
I am not sure how I can make these tests any easier for you.
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GLaDOS
If you are wondering what that smell is, that is the smell of human fear.
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GLaDOS
You can't give up now.
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GLaDOS
Still. That would have been exciting.
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GLaDOS
It's like you're just machines.
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GLaDOS
Timid.
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Avoids responsibility.
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GLaDOS
Hostile to new ideas.
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GLaDOS
That's his voice up ahead.
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GLaDOS
I'll just move that out of the way for you. This place really is a wreck.
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GLaDOS
Well, on with the test.
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Wheatley
No. Makes it go faster.
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Wheatley
Come on through.
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Wheatley
Go on!
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Wheatley
On the floor. Needing your help. The whole time. All the time. Needing your help.
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Wheatley
Let's go in!
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Wheatley
I can't hold on! Come on!
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Wheatley
Hey hey! You made it!
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Wheatley
We have to split up here for a moment. Portal up to that passage and I'll see you on the other side.
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Wheatley
There's another wall over here!
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Wheatley
It emphasizes teamwork.
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GLaDOS
I think after that display, we should take a break from the official testing courses.
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GLaDOS
For instance, Blue, you just lost two opportunity advisement points.
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GLaDOS
Is that camera is hooked into the lock?
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GLaDOS
You are making this harder than it needs to be.
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GLaDOS
I didn't mean to make you feel bad earlier about your tests not being real science. I guess finding out they weren't science was some sort of test in and of itself.
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GLaDOS
Please refrain from doing those childish gestures while you are out there.
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GLaDOS
The photos weren't as popular as we had hoped, so we repurposed the cameras.
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GLaDOS
I think I can break us out of here in the next chamber. Just play along.
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GLaDOS
There should be one in the corner.
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GLaDOS
Anything? Take your time.
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GLaDOS
Well, maybe it's time I did something then.
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Wheatley
It's perfect. Except for all the glass hitting us when I smash through the lift, that's a bit of a problem.
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Wheatley
You've still got to get through the door. Please. Need to get through that door there.
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Wheatley
Come on through to the other side.
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Wheatley
That did it! Neurotoxin at zero percent! Yes!
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Wheatley
Here, come and have a look out the window. It's good.
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We made it we made it we made it we made it...
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I'm pretty sure we're going the right way. Pretty sure.
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Wheatley
Oh, careful now.
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Lucky for you two, while I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work.
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GLaDOS
You both need to do something.
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GLaDOS
Blue do what Orange just did.
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GLaDOS
Seeks out conflicts with co-workers.
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GLaDOS
Was that course too difficult?
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I have to agree. Blue is penalized 75 science collaboration points.
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I agree, Orange. That was entertaining.
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Just pop a portal right behind me there, and come on through to the other side.
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Wheatley
Can't... see it anywhere. Tell you what, plug me in and I'll turn the lights on.
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Wheatley
Come on, stop muckin' around! Plug me in!
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Wheatley
How you doing down there? You still holding on?
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Wheatley
Look down. Where am I? Where am I?
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Wheatley
She's bringing the whole place down! Hurry!
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Wheatley
We have to get you out of there!
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Wheatley
What's going on in there?
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Wheatley
Try to make your way back out here!
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Wheatley
Hold on -
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Wheatley
Are you alright?
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It's alright. No, go on, just have a look about.
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Wheatley
Almost there...
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Wheatley
Come on! Over here! This way!
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Wheatley
Hey, I can see it! The feeder tube's just in the next room!
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Wheatley
This looks dangerous. I'll hold the light steady.
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Wheatley
Excellent. You’re both doing very well.
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GLaDOS
I was confident you could finish.
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GLaDOS
You are doing wonderfully.
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If you can't complete these tests, we will never free the humans!
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GLaDOS
Let me give you a clue, it is the one thing you can't do.
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GLaDOS
You will need him for the final track.
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GLaDOS
While I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work.
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GLaDOS
An extra special bonus course that ends with us finding and freeing humans!
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GLaDOS
Now, we just need you to release the humans from their imprisonment.
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GLaDOS
Orange what did you do?
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GLaDOS
At the start of this course I was worried you were becoming too close but in my attempt to drive you apart I learned something important about trust and betrayal.
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GLaDOS
Of course the humans only had one try at it, you can just keep trying.
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GLaDOS
Lacks confidence.
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GLaDOS
If I made these tests any easier, they wouldn't be tests.
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GLaDOS
Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here.
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GLaDOS
The way you two just gave up on that test together shows you are really working as a team.
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GLaDOS
I trust you. You are my favorite cooperative testing subject.
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GLaDOS
Orange, Blue and I were just discussing your behavior on the last few tests.
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With humans, I would have called that a successful test.
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GLaDOS
If Blue had said those things about me, Blue would never make it to the next reassembly station.
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GLaDOS
Plug me in, and I'll take you up.
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GLaDOS
If you're going to hit each other, at least aim for the head.
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GLaDOS
You know what? Just get in the lift. We'll iron out the details as we go.
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Wheatley
Go on. Get in.
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