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Please refrain from doing those childish gestures while you are out there.
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GLaDOS
Sometimes testing has to occur outside the confines of the lab.
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GLaDOS
You will know it when you find it.
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GLaDOS
The photos weren't as popular as we had hoped, so we repurposed the cameras.
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GLaDOS
Blue, it's not nice to make fun of Orange like that.
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GLaDOS
Yes Orange, Blue did act like a fool just now.
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GLaDOS
I'll just move that out of the way for you. This place really is a wreck.
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GLaDOS
Well, on with the test.
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Wheatley
Go on.
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Wheatley
Right behind me.
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Wheatley
How you doing down there? You still holding on?
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Wheatley
She's bringing the whole place down! Hurry!
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Wheatley
Can you get out?
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Wheatley
What's going on in there?
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Wheatley
Come on! Over here! This way!
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Wheatley
Hm. Let's try this way.
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Wheatley
Orange receives
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GLaDOS
Calibrating Orange's weight...
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GLaDOS
Maybe you ARE getting human emotions.
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GLaDOS
While I do need you to be in the room so I can see them, I want to be clear. There is no reason whatsoever for you to look at them.
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GLaDOS
Blue, orange isn't a human. The lesson on trust only needs to be taught once. Blue is penalized 1 science collaboration point.
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GLaDOS
Try something.
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GLaDOS
You are making this harder than it needs to be.
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GLaDOS
Still. That would have been exciting.
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GLaDOS
Since, I never expected you to make it this far, I have to build this new course just for you.
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GLaDOS
Timid.
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GLaDOS
Steals lunch from staff fridge.
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GLaDOS
Avoids responsibility.
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GLaDOS
If I made these tests any easier, they wouldn't be tests.
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GLaDOS
Plug me in, and I'll take you up.
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GLaDOS
There should be one in the corner.
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GLaDOS
Here, let me get that for you.
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GLaDOS
It's perfect. Except for all the glass hitting us when I smash through the lift, that's a bit of a problem.
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Wheatley
You've still got to get through the door. Please. Need to get through that door there.
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Wheatley
Just--do the test! Just do the test.
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Wheatley
Alright, off you go!
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Wheatley
Come on through.
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Wheatley
So. If you've got any reservations whatsoever about this plan, now would be the time to voice them.
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Wheatley
Go on. Walk up to the window. Take a look out.
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Wheatley
We have to get you out of that room!
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Wheatley
Do you know where I was?
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GLaDOS
It emphasizes teamwork.
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GLaDOS
This course was originally designed to build confidence in humans.
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GLaDOS
Lucky for you two, while I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work.
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GLaDOS
Blue do what Orange just did.
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GLaDOS
Still. That would have been exciting.
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GLaDOS
Hostile to new ideas.
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GLaDOS
Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here in the hub?
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GLaDOS
I have noticed you two have become extremely close. I'm not sure I like that.
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GLaDOS
If Blue had said those things about me, Blue would never make it to the next reassembly station.
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GLaDOS
I agree, Orange. That was entertaining.
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GLaDOS
Blue, that transpired just as you said it would.
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GLaDOS
As long as I don't listen to what I'm saying, I should be okay.
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GLaDOS
It shouldn't be hard to stay alive long enough to find him.
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GLaDOS
Well... I'll be here during the whole next test.
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GLaDOS
If you were wondering how could you annoy me without failing a test. Now you know.
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GLaDOS
Anyway, just give me a wave before you solve this one, alright? Don't want to spoil the ending for when I watch it later.
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Wheatley
No. Makes it go faster.
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Wheatley
I've got an idea! Do what it says, plug me in!
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Wheatley
Give up? Also the floor. Was the answer that time. Same as before. Still on the floor.
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Wheatley
We are going to shut down her turret production line, turn off her neurotoxin, and then confront her.
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Wheatley
Try to make your way back out here!
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Wheatley
That did it! Neurotoxin at zero percent! Yes!
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Wheatley
Just---if you just--okay, just stand by the podium and just look up.
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Wheatley
This door's actually pretty complicated.
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Wheatley
You know when I mentioned ten minutes? A little bit optimistic!
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Wheatley
Alright, now. She can't use her turrets. So let's go and take care of that neurotoxin generator as well.
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Wheatley
To complete this test, you need to find a set of blue prints.
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GLaDOS
Orange what did you do?
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GLaDOS
Is that camera is hooked into the lock?
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GLaDOS
While I will receive all the glory for the rescue don't think you two aren't going to get something. The bond you form during these tests will last a lifetime.
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GLaDOS
I didn't mean to make you feel bad earlier about your tests not being real science. I guess finding out they weren't science was some sort of test in and of itself.
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GLaDOS
Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here.
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GLaDOS
I trust you. You are my favorite cooperative testing subject.
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GLaDOS
There.
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GLaDOS
You know what? Just get in the lift. We'll iron out the details as we go.
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Wheatley
Don't mind me. Just moving the test chamber a little closer to me. Had a thought: Maybe proximity to the test solving might give us stronger results.
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Wheatley
Pick me up. Let's get out of here.
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Wheatley
Oh! What can we do with me then. I know! Plug me into the port, please.
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Wheatley
Alright, just a second...
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Wheatley
Keep moving, keep moving...
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Wheatley
Could you turn around? Is that possible?
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Wheatley
Hurry!
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Wheatley
I can't see it though... Maybe it fell off. Do you want to go and have a quick look?
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Wheatley
Anyway, look, the point is we're gonna break out of here, alright? But we can't do it yet. Look for me fifteen chambers ahead.
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Wheatley
On second thought we don't have the time, just look at how much better you are than blue.
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GLaDOS
You are doing wonderfully.
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GLaDOS
For instance, Blue, you just lost two opportunity advisement points.
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GLaDOS
If you are wondering what that smell is, that is the smell of human fear.
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GLaDOS
Only one more test after this.
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GLaDOS
Completing this course was not a reason to behave like that.
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GLaDOS
This is the last test for the standard course. It's just something I whipped up for you. I thought you might enjoy a challenge for once.
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GLaDOS
I thought going back to these old tests would satisfy me. But try as you might to fail this next test, I still won't be satisfied.
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GLaDOS
Of course the humans only had one try at it, you can just keep trying.
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GLaDOS
Has irritating opinions.
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GLaDOS
I have to agree. Blue is penalized 75 science collaboration points.
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GLaDOS
Here's another core! This one should do it!
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GLaDOS
The escape lift. Just there. Come on.
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Wheatley
Yeah, it's alright. Go ahead.
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Wheatley
It is tricky. It is tricky. But just... plug me in, please.
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Wheatley
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