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Okay, look, the point is, we're gonna break out of here! Very soon, I promise, I promise!
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Wheatley
I just have to figure out how. To break us out of here.
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Wheatley
She's bringing the whole place down! Hurry!
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Wheatley
Go on, just turn right around. So you're not looking at me.
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Wheatley
Ha! I knew we were going the right way.
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Wheatley
Just---if you just--okay, just stand by the podium and just look up.
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Wheatley
Get in the lift! Get in the lift!
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Wheatley
Oh, careful now.
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Wheatley
Wait. Careful. Let me light this jump for you
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Wheatley
Orange receives
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GLaDOS
Blue do what Orange just did.
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GLaDOS
Is that camera is hooked into the lock?
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GLaDOS
Are you doing that just to aggravate me?
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GLaDOS
Of course the humans only had one try at it, you can just keep trying.
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GLaDOS
Blue, being the last one standing is not the goal.
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GLaDOS
Blue, don't sink to Orange's level.
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GLaDOS
Okay, fine. I'll ask you again in a few decades.
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GLaDOS
Alright, this is taking too long. I'll just tell you how to solve the test.
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Wheatley
Be honest. You can't even tell, can you? Seamless.
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Wheatley
Alright, off you go!
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Wheatley
On ya go.
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Wheatley
Pop a little portal, just there, alright? Behind me. And come on through.
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Wheatley
So. If you've got any reservations whatsoever about this plan, now would be the time to voice them.
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Wheatley
Come on! Come on!
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You have to get to the catwalk behind me!
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Wheatley
Anyway, look, we're really close to busting out, just hang in there for five more chambers.
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Wheatley
Alright, just a second...
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Now I spy something that starts with an 'a'.
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Give up? Also the floor. Was the answer that time. Same as before. Still on the floor.
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Wheatley
Can you get out?
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Wheatley
Spinning thing. Hmmm. Not sure.
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Okay, go on, just pull that turret out.
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Wheatley
Have you got any ideas?
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Any ideas? Any ideas? No? No, me neither.
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Wheatley
We made it we made it we made it we made it...
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Hey, I can see it! The feeder tube's just in the next room!
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Wheatley
Follow the feeder tube to the generator room! I'll meet you there.
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I'm pretty sure we're going the right way. Pretty sure.
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Wheatley
Okay, this way
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Wheatley
Quick, this way!
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Wheatley
We are now going to take a break from the collaboration for an instructional competition.
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GLaDOS
You are the first robots to pass calibration.
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GLaDOS
On second thought we don't have the time, just look at how much better you are than blue.
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I was confident you could finish.
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Unlike us, humans need to be taught teamwork.
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Now, we just need you to release the humans from their imprisonment.
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GLaDOS
This isn't that hard.
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GLaDOS
I can only place a portal on a white portalable surface.
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GLaDOS
While I should have left both of you trapped there forever, I do need you for something else.
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GLaDOS
Hostile to new ideas.
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GLaDOS
Old.
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Egotistical.
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Orange, I agree. I never noticed that about Blue before.
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I have noticed you two have become extremely close. I'm not sure I like that.
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GLaDOS
Is it the lack of mirrors in test chambers that encourages you to do this?
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GLaDOS
As long as I don't listen to what I'm saying, I should be okay.
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GLaDOS
I think he's getting desperate.
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GLaDOS
You're on your own.
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GLaDOS
Just as mementos, though...
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I'll just move that out of the way for you. This place really is a wreck.
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I'm starting to think giving you arms was a big mistake.
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GLaDOS
You know what? Just get in the lift. We'll iron out the details as we go.
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Go on. Get in.
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It's the lift just there. The thing that looks like a lift. That's what you're looking for. It is confusing, I know.
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Designed this test myself. It's a little bit difficult.
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You've still got to get through the door. Please. Need to get through that door there.
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Yeah, it's alright. Go ahead.
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Go on. Just jam me in over there.
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Okay, down these stairs.
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Can't... see it anywhere. Tell you what, plug me in and I'll turn the lights on.
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Don't listen to her, do it.
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Oh, that port looks comfy. Why don't you put me on it, please.
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Come on come on come on!
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Keep moving! Just keep moving!
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We're not safe yet. Quick! Follow the walkway.
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Look down. Where am I? Where am I?
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On the floor. Needing your help. The whole time. All the time. Needing your help.
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Wheatley
Let's do it again! Pick me up again!
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Wheatley
It's... It's moving up.
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Wheatley
What's going on in there?
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Wheatley
Allright, what have we got?
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Wheatley
Are you alright?
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Go on. Walk up to the window. Take a look out.
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Wheatley
Ungh!
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Wheatley
Almost there...
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Hurry! This way!
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Wheatley
Ohhhhhh, we just made it! That was close.
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Anyway, look, the point is we're gonna break out of here, alright? But we can't do it yet. Look for me fifteen chambers ahead.
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Can you reach that wall back there?
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Wheatley
There's another wall over here!
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Blue, is there something you would like to say?
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GLaDOS
Congratulations on completing that last test. But I find something troubling.
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GLaDOS
You are doing wonderfully.
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GLaDOS
But don't worry, you are in the lead.
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Let me give you a clue, it is the one thing you can't do.
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You will need him for the final track.
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GLaDOS
Congratulations on completing the test. You two really are the best cooperative testing team I could ever ask for.
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GLaDOS
You both need to do something.
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Orange what did you do?
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You can't give up now.
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