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It's like you're just machines.
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GLaDOS
Always sulking.
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GLaDOS
Has irritating opinions.
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GLaDOS
Was that course too difficult?
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GLaDOS
Blue to be clear, I was asking if Orange trusted you.
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GLaDOS
All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you.
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GLaDOS
Okay, fine. I'll ask you again in a few decades.
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GLaDOS
Go on. Get in.
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Wheatley
Keep moving, keep moving...
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Wheatley
Pick--would you pick me up?
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Wheatley
It's... It's moving up.
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Wheatley
Orange receives
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GLaDOS
Blue, is there something you would like to say?
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GLaDOS
This course was originally designed to build confidence in humans.
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GLaDOS
Lucky for you two, while I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work.
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GLaDOS
You can't give up now.
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GLaDOS
I am sure it happened by accident, but why don't you put it back in the player?
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GLaDOS
Lacks confidence.
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GLaDOS
Avoids responsibility.
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GLaDOS
Unconstructive.
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GLaDOS
I guess quitting that course together is a sign of teamwork.
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GLaDOS
For your test.
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Wheatley
Pick me up. Let's get out of here.
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Wheatley
Right on that stick over there. Just put me right on it.
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Wheatley
Okay, down these stairs.
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Wheatley
In case you thought to yourself, 'I've missed the window of time to voice my reservations.' Still open.
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Wheatley
Anyway, we're really close to busting out. Just hang in there for - OW!
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Wheatley
There's the exit! We're almost out of here!
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Wheatley
That did it! Neurotoxin at zero percent! Yes!
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Wheatley
It's alright. No, go on, just have a look about.
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Wheatley
Congratulations on completing that last test. But I find something troubling.
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GLaDOS
If you are wondering what that smell is, that is the smell of human fear.
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GLaDOS
If that doesn't motivate you, I'm not sure what will.
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GLaDOS
Completing this course was not a reason to behave like that.
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GLaDOS
Sometimes testing has to occur outside the confines of the lab.
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GLaDOS
You will know it when you find it.
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GLaDOS
Are you scared to save those humans?
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GLaDOS
I have to agree. Blue is penalized 75 science collaboration points.
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GLaDOS
I agree, Orange. That was entertaining.
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GLaDOS
The escape lift. Just there. Come on.
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Wheatley
Just--do the test! Just do the test.
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Wheatley
Probably ought to bring you up to speed on something right now.
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Wheatley
On the floor. Needing your help. The whole time. All the time. Needing your help.
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Wheatley
Still here on the floor. Waiting to be picked up. Um.
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Wheatley
Let's go in!
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Wheatley
Okay, look, the point is, we're gonna break out of here! Very soon, I promise, I promise!
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Wheatley
What are you doing in there?
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Wheatley
Almost there...
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Wheatley
This door's actually pretty complicated.
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Wheatley
Okay, go on, just pull that turret out.
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Wheatley
There's no turret in it... Maybe the system stores a backup image?
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Wheatley
Ohhhhh, have you got an idea?
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Wheatley
There's another wall over here!
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Wheatley
Orange what did you do?
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GLaDOS
Is that camera is hooked into the lock?
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GLaDOS
We are only two tests away from reaching the humans, are you as excited as I am?
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GLaDOS
Please test your device by portaling to that ledge.
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GLaDOS
Your failing gives me no new data, it just delays the inevitable.
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GLaDOS
I trust you. You are my favorite cooperative testing subject.
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GLaDOS
Orange, I agree. I never noticed that about Blue before.
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GLaDOS
If Blue had said those things about me, Blue would never make it to the next reassembly station.
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GLaDOS
I agree, Blue. That was entertaining.
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GLaDOS
I'll just move that out of the way for you. This place really is a wreck.
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GLaDOS
It's the lift just there. The thing that looks like a lift. That's what you're looking for. It is confusing, I know.
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Wheatley
Not done yet. You've still got to get through the door. Need to get through the door there.
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Wheatley
Might as well give you the tour.
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Wheatley
Well, on with the test.
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Wheatley
Your destination's probably not going to come meet us here. Is it? So go on.
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Wheatley
Pop a portal on that wall behind me there, and I'll meet you on the other side of the room.
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Wheatley
Alright, let me explain again. Pop a portal. Behind me. Alright? And come on through.
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Wheatley
I've got an idea! Do what it says, plug me in!
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Wheatley
I want to be plugged in, please!
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Wheatley
Allright, what have we got?
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Wheatley
Hold on -
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Wheatley
Here, come and have a look out the window. It's good.
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Wheatley
It's interesting. You won't regret it. I promise.
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Wheatley
No, that's right. Over by the podium, yeah.
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Wheatley
Alright, now. She can't use her turrets. So let's go and take care of that neurotoxin generator as well.
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Wheatley
Let's try this again. Try to make your way across the machinery.
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Wheatley
Let's keep moving. The factory entrance must be around here somewhere.
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Wheatley
Okay, this way
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Wheatley
No, no, I'm sure it's this way. I'm definitely sure it's this way.
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Wheatley
Maybe you ARE getting human emotions.
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GLaDOS
To complete this test, you need to find a set of blue prints.
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GLaDOS
For instance, Blue, you just lost two opportunity advisement points.
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GLaDOS
While I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work.
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GLaDOS
I just thought you find that interesting, most winners do.
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GLaDOS
This is the last test for the standard course. It's just something I whipped up for you. I thought you might enjoy a challenge for once.
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GLaDOS
I thought going back to these old tests would satisfy me. But try as you might to fail this next test, I still won't be satisfied.
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GLaDOS
Timid.
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GLaDOS
Ignores directions.
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GLaDOS
Blue, why did you do that to Orange?
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GLaDOS
With humans, I would have called that a successful test.
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GLaDOS
It appears you're developing human traits. The worst human traits.
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GLaDOS
Orange, I certainly expected more from you.
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GLaDOS
Anything? Take your time.
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GLaDOS
It's perfect. Except for all the glass hitting us when I smash through the lift, that's a bit of a problem.
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Wheatley
Don't mind me. Just moving the test chamber a little closer to me. Had a thought: Maybe proximity to the test solving might give us stronger results.
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Wheatley
Go! Go go go!
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Wheatley
Let's do it again! Pick me up again!
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Wheatley
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