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Alright, off you go!
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Right behind me.
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Keep moving, keep moving...
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Ha! I knew we were going the right way.
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Aggh! I'm going the wrong way!
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Ohhh, it hasn't done it.
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Hurry! This way!
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I'm pretty sure we're going the right way. Just to reassure you...
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Timid.
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Blue, why did you do that to Orange?
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It won't.
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It's happening sooner than I expected.
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I'm starting to think giving you arms was a big mistake.
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It's alright! Everything's good. I just invented some more tests!
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Alright, get moving.
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Try to make your way back out here!
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Just turn around.
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There is a box part here. Probably got some electronics in there.
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Are you alright?
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Ungh!
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Can you hear that? She has really kicked this place into high gear now.
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Calibrating Orange's weight...
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You are the first robots to pass calibration.
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Do you know where I was?
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It emphasizes teamwork.
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An extra special bonus course that ends with us finding and freeing humans!
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Is that camera is hooked into the lock?
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If that doesn't motivate you, I'm not sure what will.
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Oh... can someone reassemble Orange?
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Unconstructive.
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Blue to be clear, I was asking if Orange trusted you.
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I agree, Blue. That was entertaining.
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Is it the lack of mirrors in test chambers that encourages you to do this?
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There should be one in the corner.
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Well, maybe it's time I did something then.
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Pop a portal on that wall behind me there, and I'll meet you on the other side of the room.
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Keep moving! Just keep moving!
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Now, escape pod... escape pod...
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Could you turn around? Is that possible?
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I can't see it though... Maybe it fell off. Do you want to go and have a quick look?
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You know when I mentioned ten minutes? A little bit optimistic!
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Right. Let's figure out how to stop this turret line...
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The turret factory should be this way I think.
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Oh, careful now.
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Try to jump across.
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Okay, wait, let me light this path for you.
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Orange receives
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Orange, is there something you would like to say?
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Since you are thankfully not humans, I have changed the tests to make them far more challenging and far less pointlessly fawning.
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For instance, Orange, you just lost two opportunity advisement points.
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It seems rather earlier to require reassembly.
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Are you doing that just to aggravate me?
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You two aren't lost are you?
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Please refrain from doing those childish gestures while you are out there.
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If I made these tests any easier, they wouldn't be tests.
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Are you scared to save those humans?
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The photos weren't as popular as we had hoped, so we repurposed the cameras.
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Blue, it's not nice to make fun of Orange like that.
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There you are, reassembled again.
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I have noticed you two have become extremely close. I'm not sure I like that.
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Here's another core! This one should do it!
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All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you.
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Don't listen to her, do it.
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Give up? Also the floor. Was the answer that time. Same as before. Still on the floor.
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Would you mind putting your back towards me? So I can see only your back. And not your face.
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You may as well have a little rest, actually, while I work on it.
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Pens. Might need those. Don't see any though. So...
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Hold on -
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HA! The tube's broken! We can ride it straight to her!
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No, that's right. Over by the podium, yeah.
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Progress report: Still pretty tricky!
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We have to get you out of that room!
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We are now going to take a break from the collaboration for an instructional competition.
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On second thought we don't have the time, just look at how much better you are than blue.
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I was confident you could finish.
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While I do need you to be in the room so I can see them, I want to be clear. There is no reason whatsoever for you to look at them.
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I think after that display, we should take a break from the official testing courses.
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We are only two tests away from reaching the humans, are you as excited as I am?
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While I will receive all the glory for the rescue don't think you two aren't going to get something. The bond you form during these tests will last a lifetime.
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While I should have left both of you trapped there forever, I do need you for something else.
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No one has ever completed this test before. The humans must have reconfigured it from my original plans.
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Avoids responsibility.
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Old.
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That's his voice up ahead.
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Well... I'll be here during the whole next test.
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If you were wondering how could you annoy me without failing a test. Now you know.
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You know what? Just get in the lift. We'll iron out the details as we go.
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Are you... are you sure you're solving these correctly?
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I know! I know, I wouldn't have believed it either.
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Pop a portal. Behind me, on the wall. Come on through.
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Okay, down these stairs.
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Can't... see it anywhere. Tell you what, plug me in and I'll turn the lights on.
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We're not safe yet. Quick! Follow the walkway.
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Alright, just a second...
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Come on! We have to go!
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Go on. Walk up to the window. Take a look out.
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This door's actually pretty complicated.
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I'm still here, I'm still working, I haven't forgotten about you!
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Have you got any ideas?
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What do you have there?
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