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Blue, it's not nice to make fun of Orange like that.
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GLaDOS
Plug me in, and I'll take you up.
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GLaDOS
Here, let me get that for you.
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GLaDOS
All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you.
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GLaDOS
Alright, off you go!
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Wheatley
Don't listen to her, do it.
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Wheatley
Come on! Come on!
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Wheatley
Now, escape pod... escape pod...
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Wheatley
Can you get out?
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Wheatley
Hurry!
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Wheatley
It's interesting. You won't regret it. I promise.
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Wheatley
Right. Let's figure out how to stop this turret line...
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Wheatley
Have you got any ideas?
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Wheatley
Wait. Careful. Let me light this jump for you
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Wheatley
Orange, is there something you would like to say?
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GLaDOS
On second thought we don't have the time, just look at how much better you are than blue.
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GLaDOS
Congratulations on completing that test. But something seems off.
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GLaDOS
Unlike us, humans need to be taught teamwork.
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GLaDOS
Is that camera is hooked into the lock?
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GLaDOS
That's his voice up ahead.
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GLaDOS
You're on your own.
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GLaDOS
Slapping hands. That accomplishes something.
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GLaDOS
It's alright! Everything's good. I just invented some more tests!
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Wheatley
Programmed in one last tremor, for old time's sake.
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Wheatley
Just--do the test! Just do the test.
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Wheatley
Pick me up. Let's get out of here.
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Wheatley
Go on.
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Wheatley
Anyway, we're really close to busting out. Just hang in there for - OW!
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Wheatley
Go on!
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Wheatley
Keep moving, keep moving...
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Wheatley
I just have to figure out how. To break us out of here.
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Wheatley
We have to get you out of there!
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Wheatley
Come on! We have to go!
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Wheatley
Not much of a plan, if I'm honest. But I'm afraid it's all we have at his point. Barring a sudden barrage of speech from your direction. Improbable. At best.
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Wheatley
I can't see it though... Maybe it fell off. Do you want to go and have a quick look?
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Wheatley
I'm still here, I'm still working, I haven't forgotten about you!
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Wheatley
Come on, let's go!
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Wheatley
To complete this test, you need to find a set of blue prints.
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GLaDOS
For instance, Orange, you just lost two opportunity advisement points.
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GLaDOS
Lucky for you two, while I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work.
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GLaDOS
Congratulations on completing the test. You two really are the best cooperative testing team I could ever ask for.
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GLaDOS
Blue do what Orange just did.
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GLaDOS
Please ping a white portalable surface.
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GLaDOS
You two aren't lost are you?
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GLaDOS
While I should have left both of you trapped there forever, I do need you for something else.
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GLaDOS
Hostile to new ideas.
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GLaDOS
If I made these tests any easier, they wouldn't be tests.
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GLaDOS
Watching you try to sabotage one other, I'm amazed you're still on friendly terms.
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GLaDOS
Your eagerness to test pleases me. Your inane gesturing does not.
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GLaDOS
Is it the lack of mirrors in test chambers that encourages you to do this?
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GLaDOS
It's probably nothing. Keep testing while I look for a way out.
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GLaDOS
I think I can break us out of here in the next chamber. Just play along.
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GLaDOS
I'm starting to think giving you arms was a big mistake.
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GLaDOS
It is tricky. It is tricky. But just... plug me in, please.
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Wheatley
Plug me in, plug me in!
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Wheatley
Riggght now.
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Wheatley
Probably ought to bring you up to speed on something right now.
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Wheatley
In order to escape, we're going to have to go through HER chamber.
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Wheatley
Better yet, don't say anything.
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Wheatley
Go on. Walk up to the window. Take a look out.
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Wheatley
What do you have there?
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Wheatley
Anyway, look, the point is we're gonna break out of here, alright? But we can't do it yet. Look for me fifteen chambers ahead.
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Wheatley
The turret factory should be this way I think.
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Wheatley
We have to split up here for a moment. Portal up to that passage and I'll see you on the other side.
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Wheatley
We are now going to take a break from the collaboration for an instructional competition.
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GLaDOS
Did you notice I didn't even stay to the end of your last test?
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GLaDOS
While I do need you to be in the room so I can see them, I want to be clear. There is no reason whatsoever for you to look at them.
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GLaDOS
I am not sure how I can make these tests any easier for you.
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GLaDOS
Let me give you a clue, it is the one thing you can't do.
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GLaDOS
Now, we just need you to release the humans from their imprisonment.
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GLaDOS
Orange what did you do?
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GLaDOS
This close and that's what you do?
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GLaDOS
I can only place a portal on a white portalable surface.
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GLaDOS
Are you doing that just to aggravate me?
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GLaDOS
Please refrain from doing those childish gestures while you are out there.
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GLaDOS
It's like you're just machines.
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GLaDOS
You will know it when you find it.
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GLaDOS
Never flushes.
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GLaDOS
Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here in the hub?
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GLaDOS
The way you two just gave up on that test together shows you are really working as a team.
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GLaDOS
Are you scared to save those humans?
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GLaDOS
The photos weren't as popular as we had hoped, so we repurposed the cameras.
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GLaDOS
I trust you. You are my favorite cooperative testing subject.
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GLaDOS
I have to agree. Blue is penalized 75 science collaboration points.
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GLaDOS
I have noticed you two have become extremely close. I'm not sure I like that.
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GLaDOS
Blue, do you feel betrayed by orange for telling me those horrible things about you?
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GLaDOS
I agree, Blue. That was entertaining.
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GLaDOS
Here's another core! This one should do it!
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GLaDOS
It shouldn't be hard to stay alive long enough to find him.
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GLaDOS
Just as mementos, though...
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GLaDOS
There.
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GLaDOS
Don't mind me. Just moving the test chamber a little closer to me. Had a thought: Maybe proximity to the test solving might give us stronger results.
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Wheatley
Well, on with the test.
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Wheatley
On ya go.
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Wheatley
Hey! How's it going? Here I am again!
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Wheatley
Now I spy something that starts with an 'a'.
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Wheatley
Spinning thing. Hmmm. Not sure.
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Wheatley
What are you doing in there?
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Wheatley
Probably best to ignore it, though. Just leave it be. We don't know where those panels it's cutting are going. Could be somewhere important.
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Wheatley
There should be a portal device on that podium over there.
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