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I have noticed you two have become extremely close. I'm not sure I like that.
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GLaDOS
You're on your own.
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GLaDOS
There.
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GLaDOS
Slapping hands. That accomplishes something.
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GLaDOS
Blue, don't sink to Orange's level.
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GLaDOS
Okay, fine. I'll ask you again in a few decades.
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GLaDOS
You know what? Just get in the lift. We'll iron out the details as we go.
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Wheatley
No. No. That was the solution. Rrrg! What am I missing?
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Wheatley
Be honest. You can't even tell, can you? Seamless.
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Wheatley
Yeah, it's alright. Go ahead.
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Wheatley
Go on.
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Wheatley
Go on. Just jam me in over there.
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Wheatley
Just pop a portal right behind me there, and come on through to the other side.
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Wheatley
So. If you've got any reservations whatsoever about this plan, now would be the time to voice them.
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Wheatley
In order to escape, we're going to have to go through HER chamber.
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Wheatley
Come on come on come on!
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Wheatley
Give up? Also the floor. Was the answer that time. Same as before. Still on the floor.
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Wheatley
Let's go in!
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Wheatley
Can you get out?
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Wheatley
What's going on in there?
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Wheatley
Go on. Walk up to the window. Take a look out.
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Wheatley
This door's actually pretty complicated.
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Wheatley
Okay, go on, just pull that turret out.
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Wheatley
What do you have there?
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Wheatley
Ohhhhhh, we just made it! That was close.
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Wheatley
We have to split up here for a moment. Portal up to that passage and I'll see you on the other side.
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Wheatley
Can you reach that wall back there?
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Wheatley
On second thought we don't have the time, just look at how much better you are than blue.
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GLaDOS
I was confident you could finish.
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GLaDOS
You are doing wonderfully.
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GLaDOS
Blue do what Orange just did.
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GLaDOS
Is that camera is hooked into the lock?
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GLaDOS
This isn't that hard.
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GLaDOS
Please test your device by portaling to that ledge.
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GLaDOS
Please refrain from doing those childish gestures while you are out there.
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GLaDOS
Sometimes testing has to occur outside the confines of the lab.
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GLaDOS
Stubborn.
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GLaDOS
Irritable.
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GLaDOS
Old.
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GLaDOS
Manipulative.
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GLaDOS
Are you scared to save those humans?
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GLaDOS
Are you scared to save those humans?
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GLaDOS
Correct Blue, Orange can't hear you.
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GLaDOS
Blue, do you feel betrayed by orange for telling me those horrible things about you?
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GLaDOS
Yes Orange, Blue did act like a fool just now.
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GLaDOS
Okay, great! Here comes another core!
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GLaDOS
Really, not even humans do that anymore.
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GLaDOS
It appears you're developing human traits. The worst human traits.
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GLaDOS
You've still got to get through the door. Please. Need to get through that door there.
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Wheatley
Don't listen to her, do it.
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Wheatley
Probably ought to bring you up to speed on something right now.
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Wheatley
Keep moving! Just keep moving!
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Wheatley
We're not safe yet. Quick! Follow the walkway.
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Wheatley
Better yet, don't say anything.
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Wheatley
Just, ah... pick me up. Take me with you.
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Wheatley
Let's do it again! Pick me up again!
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Wheatley
Quick word about the future plans that I've got in store.
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Wheatley
Hurry! This way!
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Wheatley
We made it we made it we made it we made it...
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Wheatley
Anyway, look, the point is we're gonna break out of here, alright? But we can't do it yet. Look for me fifteen chambers ahead.
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Wheatley
Try to jump across.
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Blue, is there something you would like to say?
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GLaDOS
Since you are thankfully not humans, I have changed the tests to make them far more challenging and far less pointlessly fawning.
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GLaDOS
Orange what did you do?
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GLaDOS
What about that camera?
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GLaDOS
The humans can't free themselves.
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GLaDOS
I just thought you find that interesting, most winners do.
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GLaDOS
It seems rather earlier to require reassembly.
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GLaDOS
While I should have left both of you trapped there forever, I do need you for something else.
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GLaDOS
It's like you're just machines.
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GLaDOS
Never flushes.
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GLaDOS
Histrionic.
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GLaDOS
Egotistical.
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GLaDOS
Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here.
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GLaDOS
Orange, it's not nice to make fun of Blue like that.
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GLaDOS
If Orange had said those things about me, Orange would never make it to the next reassembly station.
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GLaDOS
I think he's getting desperate.
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GLaDOS
Just as mementos, though...
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GLaDOS
Don't plug him in.
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GLaDOS
I'll just move that out of the way for you. This place really is a wreck.
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GLaDOS
Just--do the test! Just do the test.
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Wheatley
I know! I know, I wouldn't have believed it either.
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Wheatley
Come on through.
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Wheatley
Oh! What can we do with me then. I know! Plug me into the port, please.
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Wheatley
Oh, that port looks comfy. Why don't you put me on it, please.
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Wheatley
You have to get to the catwalk behind me!
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Wheatley
Now I spy something that starts with an 'a'.
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Wheatley
On the floor. Needing your help. The whole time. All the time. Needing your help.
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Wheatley
Turn around. I'll only be a second. If you don't mind.
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Wheatley
This should take us right to her. I can't believe I'm finally doing this!
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Wheatley
Ungh!
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Wheatley
Almost there...
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Wheatley
Oh, hang on. What if we gave it something ELSE to scan?
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Wheatley
Come on, let's go!
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Wheatley
Hey, I can see it! The feeder tube's just in the next room!
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Wheatley
Let's try this again. Try to make your way across the machinery.
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Wheatley
Let's keep moving. The factory entrance must be around here somewhere.
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Wheatley
Okay, wait, let me light this path for you.
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Wheatley
We have to get you out of that room!
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Wheatley
There's another wall over here!
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