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Okay, go on, just pull that turret out.
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Let's try this again. Try to make your way across the machinery.
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Wheatley
Careful... Careful...
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No, no, I'm sure it's this way. I'm definitely sure it's this way.
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Wheatley
On second thought we don't have the time, just look at how much better you are than blue.
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GLaDOS
I was confident you could finish.
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GLaDOS
Never flushes.
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Orange, to be clear. I was just asking Blue if he trusted you.
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Yes Orange, Blue did act like a fool just now.
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GLaDOS
I agree, Blue. That was entertaining.
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As long as I don't listen to what I'm saying, I should be okay.
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GLaDOS
Don't plug him in.
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Keep it up and your arm will get stuck like that.
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GLaDOS
That is not part of the test.
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GLaDOS
There we go. I wanted to talk to you for a moment, if I may.
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Wheatley
The escape lift. Just there. Come on.
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Two. One or two more tremors in there. Just for fun.
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Well, on with the test.
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Pop a little portal, just there, alright? Behind me. And come on through.
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Alright, let me explain again. Pop a portal. Behind me. Alright? And come on through.
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Okay, down these stairs.
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So. If you've got any reservations whatsoever about this plan, now would be the time to voice them.
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In order to escape, we're going to have to go through HER chamber.
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Come on come on come on!
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Still here on the floor. Waiting to be picked up. Um.
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Keep moving, keep moving...
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Pick--would you pick me up?
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Just turn around.
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Could you turn around? Is that possible?
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Are you alright?
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Have you got any ideas?
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What do you have there?
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Come on! Over here! This way!
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Here she comes! Just play along! RememberFifteenChambers!
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Wheatley
Do you know where I was?
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Unlike us, humans need to be taught teamwork.
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While I do need you to be in the room so I can see them, I want to be clear. There is no reason whatsoever for you to look at them.
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Since you are thankfully not humans, I have changed the tests to make them far more challenging and far less pointlessly fawning.
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What about that camera?
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Still. That would have been exciting.
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Until now.
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I thought going back to these old tests would satisfy me. But try as you might to fail this next test, I still won't be satisfied.
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Dull expression.
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Irritable.
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Old.
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Egotistical.
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Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here in the hub?
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Blue, I wouldn't have trusted Orange in that course either.
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Blue, it's not nice to make fun of Orange like that.
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I trust you. You are my favorite cooperative testing subject.
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Blue, Orange and I were just discussing your behavior on the last few tests.
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One moment.
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Really, not even humans do that anymore.
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See that?
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Your destination's probably not going to come meet us here. Is it? So go on.
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Come on through.
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Now I spy something that starts with an 'a'.
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Might want to just pick me up.
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Just, ah... pick me up. Take me with you.
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Try to make your way back out here!
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You may as well have a little rest, actually, while I work on it.
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Allright, what have we got?
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No, that's right. Over by the podium, yeah.
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Almost there...
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This door's actually pretty complicated.
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Progress report: Haven't really made any in-roads!
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Hurry! This way!
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The turret factory should be this way I think.
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Wait. Careful. Let me light this jump for you
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Okay, wait, let me light this path for you.
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Did you notice I didn't even stay to the end of your last test?
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GLaDOS
Congratulations on completing that test. But something seems off.
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Congratulations on completing that last test. But I find something troubling.
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Excellent.
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But don't worry, you are in the lead.
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While I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work.
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Try something.
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You are making this harder than it needs to be.
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I'm starting to think you don't want to rescue the humans.
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Did you do that on purpose?
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While I should have left both of you trapped there forever, I do need you for something else.
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Your brains are too small to feel either of those emotions. So I can trust you one hundred percent.
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You will know it when you find it.
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Of course the humans only had one try at it, you can just keep trying.
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Histrionic.
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I can only imagine.
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I have to agree. Blue is penalized 75 science collaboration points.
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Watching you try to sabotage one other, I'm amazed you're still on friendly terms.
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I agree, Orange. That was entertaining.
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Blue, being the last one standing is not the goal.
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Come on. You were raised better than that.
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Yes it is! We can use it to get out of here!
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Okay, great! Here comes another core!
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Here's another core! This one should do it!
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I think he's getting desperate.
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It won't.
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There.
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If you're going to hit each other, at least aim for the head.
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If you were wondering how could you annoy me without failing a test. Now you know.
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Orange, I certainly expected more from you.
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