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Avoids responsibility.
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GLaDOS
Always cold.
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GLaDOS
Hostile to new ideas.
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GLaDOS
Seeks out conflicts with co-workers.
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GLaDOS
Narcissist.
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GLaDOS
Blue, why did you do that to Orange?
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GLaDOS
There you are, reassembled again.
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GLaDOS
Just as mementos, though...
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GLaDOS
Don't plug him in.
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GLaDOS
One moment.
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GLaDOS
All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you.
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GLaDOS
You know what? Just get in the lift. We'll iron out the details as we go.
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Wheatley
Be honest. You can't even tell, can you? Seamless.
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Wheatley
Go on. Just jam me in over there.
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Wheatley
Probably ought to bring you up to speed on something right now.
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Wheatley
Better yet, don't say anything.
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Wheatley
Now I spy something that starts with an 'a'.
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Wheatley
Just, ah... pick me up. Take me with you.
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Wheatley
It's... It's moving up.
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Wheatley
Quick word about the future plans that I've got in store.
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Wheatley
Can you get out?
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Wheatley
Ha! I knew we were going the right way.
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Wheatley
This should take us right to her. I can't believe I'm finally doing this!
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Wheatley
Any ideas? Any ideas? No? No, me neither.
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Wheatley
Okay, wait, let me light this path for you.
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Wheatley
On second thought we don't have the time, just look at how much better you are than blue.
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GLaDOS
Blue do what Orange just did.
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GLaDOS
Is that camera is hooked into the lock?
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GLaDOS
This close and you are going to fail me?
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GLaDOS
Please refrain from doing those childish gestures while you are out there.
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GLaDOS
It's like you're just machines.
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GLaDOS
I am sure it happened by accident, but why don't you put it back in the player?
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GLaDOS
Stubborn.
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GLaDOS
Dull expression.
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GLaDOS
Manipulative.
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GLaDOS
Are you scared to save those humans?
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GLaDOS
I have noticed you two have become extremely close. I'm not sure I like that.
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GLaDOS
Yes Orange, Blue did act like a fool just now.
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GLaDOS
Okay, great! Here comes another core!
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GLaDOS
It appears you're developing human traits. The worst human traits.
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GLaDOS
Blue, don't sink to Orange's level.
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GLaDOS
No. No. That was the solution. Rrrg! What am I missing?
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Wheatley
Just--do the test! Just do the test.
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Wheatley
Come on through.
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Wheatley
Keep moving! Just keep moving!
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Wheatley
You have to get to the catwalk behind me!
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Wheatley
Turn around. I'll only be a second. If you don't mind.
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Wheatley
Could you turn around? Is that possible?
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Wheatley
All sealed off years ago, of course.
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Wheatley
Just... have a look through the old window.
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Wheatley
Ungh!
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Wheatley
It's alright. No, go on, just have a look about.
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Wheatley
No, that's right. Over by the podium, yeah.
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Wheatley
Just---if you just--okay, just stand by the podium and just look up.
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Wheatley
Almost there...
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Wheatley
What's happening on your side, anything?
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Wheatley
Have you got any ideas?
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Wheatley
Come on, let's go!
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Wheatley
Hurry! This way!
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Wheatley
Let's try this again. Try to make your way across the machinery.
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Wheatley
There's another wall over here!
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Wheatley
Unlike us, humans need to be taught teamwork.
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GLaDOS
What about that camera?
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GLaDOS
I'm starting to think you don't want to rescue the humans.
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GLaDOS
Egotistical.
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GLaDOS
Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here.
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GLaDOS
I agree, Blue. That was entertaining.
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GLaDOS
That's his voice up ahead.
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GLaDOS
Here's another core! This one should do it!
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GLaDOS
I think he's getting desperate.
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GLaDOS
It won't.
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GLaDOS
I'm starting to think giving you arms was a big mistake.
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GLaDOS
Just getting a test ready... For you. Obviously. Who else would I be doing it for? No one.
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Wheatley
The escape lift. Just there. Come on.
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Wheatley
The one you risked your life to get to. So you could escape certain death. No rush.
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Wheatley
It's the lift just there. The thing that looks like a lift. That's what you're looking for. It is confusing, I know.
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Wheatley
You've still got to get through the door. Please. Need to get through that door there.
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Wheatley
On ya go.
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Wheatley
Okay, down these stairs.
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Wheatley
Can't... see it anywhere. Tell you what, plug me in and I'll turn the lights on.
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Wheatley
So. If you've got any reservations whatsoever about this plan, now would be the time to voice them.
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Wheatley
We're not safe yet. Quick! Follow the walkway.
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Wheatley
On the floor. Needing your help. The whole time. All the time. Needing your help.
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Wheatley
We are going to shut down her turret production line, turn off her neurotoxin, and then confront her.
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Wheatley
Just turn around.
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Wheatley
You may as well have a little rest, actually, while I work on it.
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Wheatley
Allright, what have we got?
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Wheatley
There's some sort of control room up top. Let's go investigate.
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Wheatley
Are you alright?
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Wheatley
And we're only seeing the top layer. It goes down for miles.
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Wheatley
Go on, just walk up to the window and take a look out.
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Wheatley
Progress report: Haven't really made any in-roads!
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Wheatley
Try to jump across.
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Wheatley
Let's keep moving. The factory entrance must be around here somewhere.
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Wheatley
This looks dangerous. I'll hold the light steady.
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Wheatley
Quick, this way!
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Wheatley
We have to get you out of that room!
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Wheatley
Here it is - the turret factory entrance! We made it.
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Wheatley
Be careful!
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Wheatley
Orange receives
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GLaDOS
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