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Oh, careful now.
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Wheatley
Are you OK?
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Wheatley
Can you reach that wall back there?
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Wheatley
But you two have become quite the team. Extremely close.
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GLaDOS
It emphasizes teamwork.
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GLaDOS
Since you are thankfully not humans, I have changed the tests to make them far more challenging and far less pointlessly fawning.
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GLaDOS
Orange do what Blue just did.
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GLaDOS
Is that camera is hooked into the lock?
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GLaDOS
Please ping a white portalable surface.
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GLaDOS
You both made it. It seems no matter what I try to do to pull you apart or destroy you, you just keep going. Keep testing.
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GLaDOS
No one has ever completed this test before. The humans must have reconfigured it from my original plans.
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GLaDOS
Fears intimacy.
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GLaDOS
Anxious.
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GLaDOS
Timid.
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GLaDOS
Lacks confidence.
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GLaDOS
Arsonist.
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GLaDOS
Avoids responsibility.
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GLaDOS
Busybody.
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GLaDOS
Stubborn.
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GLaDOS
Never flushes.
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GLaDOS
Irritable.
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GLaDOS
Breathes with mouth open.
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GLaDOS
Old.
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GLaDOS
Charmless.
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GLaDOS
Egotistical.
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GLaDOS
I can only imagine.
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GLaDOS
Correct Blue, Orange can't hear you.
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GLaDOS
Orange did what? Are you sure?
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GLaDOS
I trust you. You are my favorite cooperative testing subject.
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GLaDOS
While teamwork is needed to complete these tests, I am not sure I trust the two of you together.
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GLaDOS
Blue, do you feel betrayed by orange for telling me those horrible things about you?
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GLaDOS
As long as I don't listen to what I'm saying, I should be okay.
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GLaDOS
Well... I'll be here during the whole next test.
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GLaDOS
There.
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GLaDOS
One moment.
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GLaDOS
That is not part of the test.
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GLaDOS
All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you.
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GLaDOS
Alright, get moving.
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Wheatley
Go on. Get in.
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Wheatley
Get in the lift.
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Wheatley
Designed this test myself. It's a little bit difficult.
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Wheatley
Carry on.
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Wheatley
No. No. That was the solution. Rrrg! What am I missing?
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Wheatley
Alright, this is taking too long. I'll just tell you how to solve the test.
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Wheatley
Go on.
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Wheatley
On ya go.
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Wheatley
Your destination's probably not going to come meet us here. Is it? So go on.
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Wheatley
Right behind me.
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Wheatley
Come on through.
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Wheatley
Can't... see it anywhere. Tell you what, plug me in and I'll turn the lights on.
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Wheatley
This is the main breaker room.
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Wheatley
In order to escape, we're going to have to go through HER chamber.
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Wheatley
Come on come on come on!
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Wheatley
Come on! Come on!
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Wheatley
We're not safe yet. Quick! Follow the walkway.
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Wheatley
Anyway, we're really close to busting out. Just hang in there for - OW!
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Wheatley
Now I spy something that starts with an 'a'.
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Wheatley
On the floor. Needing your help. The whole time. All the time. Needing your help.
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Wheatley
Keep moving, keep moving...
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Wheatley
Might want to just pick me up.
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Wheatley
Just, ah... pick me up. Take me with you.
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Wheatley
Let's do it again! Pick me up again!
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Wheatley
She's bringing the whole place down! Hurry!
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Wheatley
What's going on in there?
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Wheatley
Turn around. I'll only be a second. If you don't mind.
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Wheatley
Hurry!
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Wheatley
There's some sort of control room up top. Let's go investigate.
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Wheatley
I can't see it though... Maybe it fell off. Do you want to go and have a quick look?
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Wheatley
Almost there...
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Wheatley
Progress report: Still pretty tricky!
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Wheatley
What's happening on your side, anything?
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Wheatley
Come on, let's go!
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Wheatley
Hurry! This way!
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Wheatley
We made it we made it we made it we made it...
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Wheatley
Anyway, look, the point is we're gonna break out of here, alright? But we can't do it yet. Look for me fifteen chambers ahead.
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Wheatley
I'm pretty sure we're going the right way. Pretty sure.
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Wheatley
The turret factory should be this way I think.
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Wheatley
Try to jump across.
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Wheatley
Okay, this way
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Wheatley
This looks dangerous. I'll hold the light steady.
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Wheatley
Quick, this way!
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Wheatley
We have to get you out of that room!
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Wheatley
Here it is - the turret factory entrance! We made it.
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Wheatley
Be careful!
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Wheatley
Blue, is there something you would like to say?
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GLaDOS
We are now going to take a break from the collaboration for an instructional competition.
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GLaDOS
Calibrating Orange's weight...
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GLaDOS
Did you notice I didn't even stay to the end of your last test?
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GLaDOS
Do you know where I was?
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GLaDOS
Congratulations on completing that test. But something seems off.
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GLaDOS
You are doing wonderfully.
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GLaDOS
Excellent.
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GLaDOS
Blue, orange isn't a human. The lesson on trust only needs to be taught once. Blue is penalized 1 science collaboration point.
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GLaDOS
Now, we just need you to release the humans from their imprisonment.
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GLaDOS
The lock is looking for two humans.
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GLaDOS
Try something.
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GLaDOS
This close and that's what you do?
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GLaDOS
I'm starting to think you don't want to rescue the humans.
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GLaDOS
I think they wanted to punish them by not allowing me to include them in testing.
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GLaDOS
Did you do that on purpose?
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GLaDOS
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