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Orange, do you feel betrayed by Blue for telling me those horrible things about you?
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GLaDOS
Did anything happen while I was out?
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GLaDOS
No A.I. can resist thinking about them.
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GLaDOS
Okay, you didn't have time to stop, I understand, but that WAS actually important.
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GLaDOS
I'll give you credit: I guess you ARE listening to me. But for the record: You don't have to go THAT slowly.
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GLaDOS
Just so you know, I have to go give a deposition. For an upcoming trial. In case that interests you.
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GLaDOS
Good luck!
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Wheatley
No thanks! We're good! Appreciate it!
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Wheatley
Though it does give me an idea: WHAT if we stand here and let the gentle hum of the laser transport us to a state of absolute relaxation. Might help us think of a way to open the door.
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Wheatley
The upcoming tests require you to work together as a team.
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GLaDOS
Blue just taught orange a valuable lesson in trust. For that, blue receives 14 science collaboration points.
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GLaDOS
This lock requires humans.
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GLaDOS
Blue what did you do?
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GLaDOS
Was that necessary?
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GLaDOS
Sorry I missed the beginning of that test. I was just talking with the reassembly machine about your becoming human.
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GLaDOS
Stop with the waves.
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GLaDOS
Yes, do do it!
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Wheatley
RUN! Come on! I'm closing the doors!
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Wheatley
That will give you PLENTY of time to chat.
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GLaDOS
I swear I know him...
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GLaDOS
Walk casually toward my position and we'll go shut her down.
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Wheatley
Blue, you are very good at being an example.
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GLaDOS
AH! I've just done it again.
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Wheatley
Now, you are just wasting my time.
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GLaDOS
Commence standing by in three. Two. One.
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GLaDOS
Even I was created with a imperfection, I was given too much empathy with human suffering.
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GLaDOS
And that makes 10.
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GLaDOS
That's right. Drink it in. You could eat off those wall panels.
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GLaDOS
Alright, I wasn't going to mention this to you, but I am in PRETTY HOT WATER here.
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Wheatley
Please continue into the next test chamber.
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GLaDOS
You did very well.
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GLaDOS
Hold on! This is a bit tricky!
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Wheatley
He's taking us right TO him! This is PERFECT.
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GLaDOS
This body is amazing, seriously!
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Wheatley
BLUE, please show me where you would like me to place a portal.
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GLaDOS
Your test times show you are going too slowly.
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GLaDOS
You really don't need to keep failing.
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GLaDOS
Don't plug him in.
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GLaDOS
Oh.
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Wheatley
Quick question: Have you been working out? Because there's no evidence of it. I'm not a plastic cup. We will be landing with some force. So a bit of grip. Just using grip. Classic grip.
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Wheatley
Excellent work.
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GLaDOS
This was another test no one had ever completed before you two. Oh, the science we used to learn with this test. Now the test is useless.
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GLaDOS
Yes, I know you did that, Blue. Don't look so proud.
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GLaDOS
Just get it off me...
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GLaDOS
Just remember to land on one foot...
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GLaDOS
Press it!
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GLaDOS
Okay! No, don't worry! Don't worry! I've got it I've got it I've got it! THIS should slow it down!
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Wheatley
HA! I knew someone was alive in here.
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Wheatley
Well, that should do it.
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Wheatley
Blue, now you're just being cruel. Blue receives 25 science collaboration points.
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GLaDOS
Stop doing that! All you need to do is open the Vault door!
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GLaDOS
Orange, to be clear. I was just asking Blue if he trusted you.
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GLaDOS
You have just passed through an Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill, which erases most Aperture Science equipment that touches it.
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GLaDOS
I knew it was gonna be cool being in charge of everything, but... wow, this is cool!
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Wheatley
Ummmm. Yeah, I can't do it if you're watching.
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Wheatley
Okay, down those stairs, please?
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Wheatley
I'm--do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to work on the assumption that you're still alive and I'm just going to wait for you up ahead.
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Wheatley
This test is so outside the box, I can't-- I mean WON'T even tell you what you are looking for.
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GLaDOS
Never on time.
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GLaDOS
Good work! I'm delivering the first core up near the catwalk!
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GLaDOS
Okay, I'll take that as a no, then.
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Wheatley
Heh heh heh. Alright? I don't know whether you're picking up on what I'm saying there, but...
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Wheatley
Long bathroom breaks.
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GLaDOS
This place is going to blow up if I don't get back in my body!
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GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center respects your right to have questions or concerns about this policy.
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GLaDOS
Open the door!
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Wheatley
GET IN!
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Wheatley
What's happening? Um. Hmm... Ok.
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Wheatley
I can’t keep quiet about this. I think Orange is actively trying to sabotage your success. Let’s keep this between us.
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GLaDOS
To do that, the tests were nothing more than 5 minutes of them walking followed by me praising them for another 10 minutes on how well they walked.
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GLaDOS
This close and you are going to fail me?
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GLaDOS
times in this test. Not that it matters. It doesn't. So congratulations job well done.
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GLaDOS
Alright. Didn't go for that, I see. Knew I was lying. Point to you. But you still are inhaling neurotoxin. So, point deducted.
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Wheatley
Door?
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Wheatley
Okay...
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Wheatley
Don't want to hassle you. Sure you're busy. But--still here on the floor. Waiting to be picked up.
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Wheatley
There are 5000 other two subject teams in direct competition with you.
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GLaDOS
Conversion gel. It's dripping out of that pipe there.
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GLaDOS
Still held! Still bein' held. That's a great job. You've applied the grip. We're all fine. That's tremendous.
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Wheatley
You're okay! Great! Come on!
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Wheatley
Participates unconstructively. Obviously a time-waster.
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GLaDOS
Annnnd off we go!
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Wheatley
Hold on now. I might not have thought this next part COMPLETELY through.
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Wheatley
Ow!
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Wheatley
All right. I’m bringing this farce to a close.
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GLaDOS
Excellent work.
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GLaDOS
Awful attendance record.
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GLaDOS
I defy you to tell me there's a purpose to what you're doing.
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GLaDOS
HURRY! THIS WAY!
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Wheatley
What was that?
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Wheatley
Blue is awarded five points!
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GLaDOS
Oh, and don't bother trying to portal out of here, because it's impossible, okay? I thought of everything.
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Wheatley
To try and make this course more exciting, I asked the reassembly machine to not reassemble you. He refused. I understand, that would be like asking me not to test.
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GLaDOS
Not entirely, not entirely. Look at the word 'test', on the wall there. That's brand new.
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Wheatley
You may want to try and avoid those turrets.
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GLaDOS
Impossible as it is to imagine, there actually is a solution. Devilishly hidden.
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Wheatley
Aggggh!
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Wheatley
Hey! Hey! Up here!
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Wheatley
See you at the bottom. Good luck!
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Wheatley
To facilitate collaboration, both of you have been equipped with a ping tool.
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GLaDOS
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