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Oh! But I did find something. Reminds me: I've got a big surprise for you two. Seriously. Look forward to it.
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Wheatley
Okay. Here's a good idea. You should definitely press that button.
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Wheatley
Don't want to hassle you. Sure you're busy. But--still here on the floor. Waiting to be picked up.
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Wheatley
Well, can't win 'em all.
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Defective Turret
Did anything happen while I was out?
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GLaDOS
Conversion gel. It's dripping out of that pipe there.
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GLaDOS
Good luck!
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Wheatley
Something is wrong, this door should be opening.
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GLaDOS
This test is so outside the box, I can't-- I mean WON'T even tell you what you are looking for.
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GLaDOS
Not entirely, not entirely. Look at the word 'test', on the wall there. That's brand new.
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Wheatley
Well, that should do it.
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Wheatley
To try and make this course more exciting, I asked the reassembly machine to not reassemble you if you fail. He refused. I understand. That would be like asking me not to test.
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GLaDOS
For safety.
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GLaDOS
Hold on, hold on, hold on... Almost there...
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Wheatley
Walk casually toward my position and we'll go shut her down.
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Wheatley
Your test times show you are going too slowly.
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GLaDOS
To do that, the tests were nothing more than 5 minutes of them walking followed by me praising them for another 10 minutes on how well they walked.
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GLaDOS
Now, you are just wasting my time.
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GLaDOS
This place is going to blow up if I don't get back in my body!
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GLaDOS
Impossible as it is to imagine, there actually is a solution. Devilishly hidden.
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Wheatley
I knew it was gonna be cool being in charge of everything, but... wow, this is cool!
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Wheatley
Do you need real encouragement? Let's see if this helps.
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GLaDOS
To try and make this course more exciting, I asked the reassembly machine to not reassemble you. He refused. I understand, that would be like asking me not to test.
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GLaDOS
This was another test no one had ever completed before you two. Oh, the science we used to learn with this test. Now the test is useless.
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GLaDOS
Long bathroom breaks.
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GLaDOS
Just remember to land on one foot...
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GLaDOS
Good work! I'm delivering the first core up near the catwalk!
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GLaDOS
I defy you to tell me there's a purpose to what you're doing.
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GLaDOS
Wait. Just thought of something? How am I going to get in? You know, being bloody massive and everything.
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Wheatley
Yeah... Made this test myself. Out of some smaller tests. That I found. Lying around.
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Wheatley
Yes, do do it!
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Wheatley
Ohhhhhh!
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Wheatley
Ooagh!
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Wheatley
Okay! Keep your eye on the turret line, I'm gonna go and hack the door open.
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Wheatley
Right. Hmm. I'm gonna have to hack the door so we can get at it.
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Wheatley
You may want to try and avoid those turrets.
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GLaDOS
You really don't need to keep failing.
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GLaDOS
Did you know we originally used these cameras to capture moments of intense pain and agony in test subjects?
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GLaDOS
I think we're in trouble.
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GLaDOS
So, once again, just... move along. One small step and everything.
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Wheatley
There are 5000 other two subject teams in direct competition with you.
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GLaDOS
I would say extremely deadly but we all know, for you and your amazing ability to be reassembled nothing is deadly.
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GLaDOS
This close and you are going to fail me?
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GLaDOS
times in this test. Not that it matters. It doesn't. So congratulations job well done.
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GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center respects your right to have questions or concerns about this policy.
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GLaDOS
That's right. Drink it in. You could eat off those wall panels.
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GLaDOS
Are you trying to impress me? What would impress me more is if you never did that again.
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GLaDOS
Oh, and don't bother trying to portal out of here, because it's impossible, okay? I thought of everything.
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Wheatley
Okay, down those stairs, please?
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Wheatley
You're okay! Great! Come on!
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Wheatley
I can’t keep quiet about this. I think Orange is actively trying to sabotage your success. Let’s keep this between us.
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GLaDOS
Door?
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Wheatley
Ohhhh, we're so close, plug me in!
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Wheatley
Still held! Still bein' held. That's a great job. You've applied the grip. We're all fine. That's tremendous.
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Wheatley
Excellent work.
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GLaDOS
Awful attendance record.
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GLaDOS
Turrets!
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Wheatley
See you at the bottom. Good luck!
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Wheatley
Agghh!
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GLaDOS
Okay! No, don't worry! Don't worry! I've got it I've got it I've got it! THIS should slow it down!
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Wheatley
You know who ended up, do you know who ended up taking her down in the end? You're not going to believe this. A human.
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Wheatley
RUN! Come on! I'm closing the doors!
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Wheatley
Okay, quick recap: We are escaping! That's what's happening now: we're escaping. So you're doing great. Just keep running!
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Wheatley
Alright, I wasn't going to mention this to you, but I am in PRETTY HOT WATER here.
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Wheatley
All right. I’m bringing this farce to a close.
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GLaDOS
That will give you PLENTY of time to chat.
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GLaDOS
Commence standing by in three. Two. One.
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GLaDOS
Annnnd off we go!
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Wheatley
Hold on! This is a bit tricky!
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Wheatley
What's happening? Um. Hmm... Ok.
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Wheatley
Excellent work.
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GLaDOS
Undermines others.
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GLaDOS
He's taking us right TO him! This is PERFECT.
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GLaDOS
Luckily, by the looks of things he knows as much about test building as he does about logical contradictions.
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GLaDOS
I know I'm early, but we have to go right NOW!
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Wheatley
Open the door!
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Wheatley
That's it, no, that's it! Yeah.
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Wheatley
Are you still thinking, or... what's happening?
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Wheatley
If your confidence is still not high enough remember no one was created perfect.
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GLaDOS
Pick me up, don't forget to pick me up!
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Wheatley
Gah!
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Wheatley
Blue is awarded five points!
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GLaDOS
While it may appear that I am only tracking your accomplishments using science collaboration points, the truth is every aspect of your performance will be reflected in your final score.
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GLaDOS
And that makes 10.
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GLaDOS
Yes, I know you did that, Blue. Don't look so proud.
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GLaDOS
Oh. Sorry. Could have... sworn you said something.
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Wheatley
BLUE, please show me where you would like me to place a portal.
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GLaDOS
Stop doing that! All you need to do is open the Vault door!
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GLaDOS
Congratulations, you completed the standard section of this course. Before we can go any further, I will need you to complete one more test outside of the standard testing track.
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GLaDOS
Participates unconstructively. Obviously a time-waster.
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GLaDOS
Don't plug him in.
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GLaDOS
Ah! Brilliant. You made it through, well done.
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Wheatley
Hey! Hey! Up here!
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Wheatley
Okay! Don't move!
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Wheatley
Hopeless. Just hopeless.
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GLaDOS
Press it!
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GLaDOS
This next test involves emancipation grills. Remember? I told you about them in the last test area, that did not have one.
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GLaDOS
I know I've painted quite a grim picture of your chances. But if you simply stand here, we will both surely die.
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Wheatley
Apparently this human escaped and nobody's seen him since.
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Wheatley
Right. Well, I’m going to take this rail down the back way.
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Wheatley
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