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Wheatley
Your ping tool can also be used to indicate to your partner where you would like them to place their portal.
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GLaDOS
Your vitals remain well within testing norms, so there is no need to worry about sudden death from collaborative shock syndrome.
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GLaDOS
Oh.
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GLaDOS
You're better than that.
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GLaDOS
Blue what did you do?
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GLaDOS
This close and you are going to fail me?
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GLaDOS
This was another test no one had ever completed before you two. Oh, the science we used to learn with this test. Now the test is useless.
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GLaDOS
Did anything happen while I was out?
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GLaDOS
I think we're in trouble.
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GLaDOS
Okay. Listen. I can't do it with you watching. I know it seems pathetic, given what we've been through. But just turn around. Please?
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Wheatley
To do that, the tests were nothing more than 5 minutes of them walking followed by me praising them for another 10 minutes on how well they walked.
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GLaDOS
This test is so outside the box, I can't-- I mean WON'T even tell you what you are looking for.
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GLaDOS
For safety.
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GLaDOS
Luckily, by the looks of things he knows as much about test building as he does about logical contradictions.
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GLaDOS
This next test involves emancipation grills. Remember? I told you about them in the last test area, that did not have one.
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GLaDOS
Are you trying to impress me? What would impress me more is if you never did that again.
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GLaDOS
Yeah... Made this test myself. Out of some smaller tests. That I found. Lying around.
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Wheatley
Long bathroom breaks.
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GLaDOS
Did you know we originally used these cameras to capture moments of intense pain and agony in test subjects?
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GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center respects your right to have questions or concerns about this policy.
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GLaDOS
Okay! Keep your eye on the turret line, I'm gonna go and hack the door open.
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Wheatley
Well, that should do it.
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Wheatley
For the sake of this test, I will pretend to be your partner.
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GLaDOS
He's taking us right TO him! This is PERFECT.
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GLaDOS
Commence standing by in three. Two. One.
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GLaDOS
Wait. Just thought of something? How am I going to get in? You know, being bloody massive and everything.
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Wheatley
OW.
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Wheatley
Oh no...
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Wheatley
Still held! Still bein' held. That's a great job. You've applied the grip. We're all fine. That's tremendous.
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Wheatley
AH!
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Wheatley
Hold on now. I might not have thought this next part COMPLETELY through.
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Wheatley
Ooagh!
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Wheatley
To try and make this course more exciting, I asked the reassembly machine to not reassemble you. He refused. I understand, that would be like asking me not to test.
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GLaDOS
This place is going to blow up if I don't get back in my body!
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GLaDOS
Just remember to land on one foot...
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GLaDOS
Yes, do do it!
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Wheatley
All right. I’m bringing this farce to a close.
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GLaDOS
If your confidence is still not high enough remember no one was created perfect.
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GLaDOS
While it may appear that I am only tracking your accomplishments using science collaboration points, the truth is every aspect of your performance will be reflected in your final score.
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GLaDOS
I would say extremely deadly but we all know, for you and your amazing ability to be reassembled nothing is deadly.
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GLaDOS
times in this test. Not that it matters. It doesn't. So congratulations job well done.
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GLaDOS
Right. Hmm. I'm gonna have to hack the door so we can get at it.
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Wheatley
Never listens.
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GLaDOS
Antagonistic. I don't know about that.
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GLaDOS
Where'd you go?
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Wheatley
Door?
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Wheatley
You know who ended up, do you know who ended up taking her down in the end? You're not going to believe this. A human.
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Wheatley
Okay. Here's a good idea. You should definitely press that button.
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Wheatley
Good luck!
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Wheatley
Okay, quick recap: We are escaping! That's what's happening now: we're escaping. So you're doing great. Just keep running!
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Wheatley
You're okay! Great! Come on!
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Wheatley
Are you still thinking, or... what's happening?
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Wheatley
You can't die in any of those ways.
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GLaDOS
Yes, I know you did that, Blue. Don't look so proud.
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GLaDOS
You have just passed through an Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill, which erases most Aperture Science equipment that touches it.
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GLaDOS
See you at the bottom. Good luck!
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Wheatley
Did you know, the reassembly machine has other things it could be reassembling?
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GLaDOS
And here I thought this room was dangerously unlethal.
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GLaDOS
Ohhh. Almost got you there. Almost got ya there!
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Wheatley
On three. Ready? One... Two...
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Wheatley
Uh oh.
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Wheatley
It would compromise the test to divulge individual scores. However, I can tell you at least one of you is doing very, very well.
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GLaDOS
Blue, now you're just being cruel. Blue receives 25 science collaboration points.
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GLaDOS
What?
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Wheatley
Blue just taught orange a valuable lesson in trust. For that, blue receives 14 science collaboration points.
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GLaDOS
Congratulations, you completed the standard section of this course. Before we can go any further, I will need you to complete one more test outside of the standard testing track.
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GLaDOS
Participates unconstructively. Obviously a time-waster.
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GLaDOS
Okay! No, don't worry! Don't worry! I've got it I've got it I've got it! THIS should slow it down!
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Wheatley
In case you thought to yourself, 'I've missed the window of time to voice my reservations.' Still open.
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Wheatley
GAH!
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Wheatley
To facilitate collaboration, both of you have been equipped with a ping tool.
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GLaDOS
Excellent work.
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GLaDOS
And that makes 10.
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GLaDOS
Let go!
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Wheatley
Oh. Sorry. Could have... sworn you said something.
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Wheatley
Blue receives
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GLaDOS
Don't plug him in.
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GLaDOS
Apparently this human escaped and nobody's seen him since.
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Wheatley
Okay, down those stairs, please?
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Wheatley
Open the door!
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Wheatley
Please continue into the next test chamber.
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GLaDOS
That will give you PLENTY of time to chat.
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GLaDOS
Agghh!
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GLaDOS
Hey! Hey! Up here!
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Wheatley
Right. Well, I’m going to take this rail down the back way.
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Wheatley
What's happening? Um. Hmm... Ok.
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Wheatley
Blue is awarded five points!
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GLaDOS
Stop doing that! All you need to do is open the Vault door!
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GLaDOS
You know, in some human sports, the winner is the one who scores the fewest possible points?
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GLaDOS
Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests?
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GLaDOS
I'm sure we'll be fine.
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GLaDOS
Probably.
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GLaDOS
I know I've painted quite a grim picture of your chances. But if you simply stand here, we will both surely die.
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Wheatley
RUN! Come on! I'm closing the doors!
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Wheatley
Oh. You MIGHT want to hang onto to something. Word of advice, up to you.
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Wheatley
Ohhhhhh!
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Wheatley
Pick me up, don't forget to pick me up!
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Wheatley
That did it! Neurotoxin at zero percent! Yes!
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Wheatley
BLUE, please show me where you would like me to place a portal.
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