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Hold on! This is a bit tricky!
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Wheatley
Don't make eye contact whatever you do...
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Wheatley
Your ping tool can also be used to indicate to your partner where you would like them to place their portal.
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GLaDOS
Was that necessary?
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GLaDOS
Press it!
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GLaDOS
This is not good.
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GLaDOS
Don't plug him in.
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GLaDOS
Okay. Listen. I can't do it with you watching. I know it seems pathetic, given what we've been through. But just turn around. Please?
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Wheatley
If we start making a list of things that aren't here, we could be here all night. You know, pens for instance. Let's stick with things we can see. Not stuff that isn't here.
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Wheatley
Tell you what, here's a plan. Let's just both... continue contemplating... in absolute silence...
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Wheatley
Blue just taught orange a valuable lesson in trust. For that, blue receives 14 science collaboration points.
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GLaDOS
I found two little robots back here. Built specifically for testin'!
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Wheatley
Can you see it anywhere? I can't see it anywhere. Uh. Tell you what, plug me in and I'll turn the lights on.
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Wheatley
Ow!
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Wheatley
You did very well.
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GLaDOS
Sorry I missed the beginning of that test. I was just talking with the reassembly machine about your becoming human.
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GLaDOS
Even I was created with a imperfection, I was given too much empathy with human suffering.
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GLaDOS
For safety.
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GLaDOS
Okay, I'll take that as a no, then.
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Wheatley
Ummmm. Yeah, I can't do it if you're watching.
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Wheatley
Yes, I know you did that, Blue. Don't look so proud.
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GLaDOS
Commence standing by in three. Two. One.
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GLaDOS
Okay. Here's a good idea. You should definitely press that button.
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Wheatley
No thanks! We're good! Appreciate it!
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Wheatley
AH! I've just done it again.
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Wheatley
Good work! I'm delivering the first core up near the catwalk!
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GLaDOS
Okay! No, don't worry! Don't worry! I've got it I've got it I've got it! THIS should slow it down!
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Wheatley
We could get one of the crap turrets. We could put it in the scanner and see what happens.
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Wheatley
Just get it off me...
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GLaDOS
This body is amazing, seriously!
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Wheatley
Now, you are just wasting my time.
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GLaDOS
Stop doing that! All you need to do is open the Vault door!
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GLaDOS
I have to agree. Orange is penalized 75 science collaboration points.
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GLaDOS
Okay, you didn't have time to stop, I understand, but that WAS actually important.
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GLaDOS
He's taking us right TO him! This is PERFECT.
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GLaDOS
I knew it was gonna be cool being in charge of everything, but... wow, this is cool!
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Wheatley
Blue what did you do?
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GLaDOS
Yes, do do it!
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Wheatley
RUN! Come on! I'm closing the doors!
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Wheatley
Good luck!
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Wheatley
Never on time.
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GLaDOS
Just so you know, I have to go give a deposition. For an upcoming trial. In case that interests you.
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GLaDOS
This is the turret manufacturing wing. Just past this is the neurotoxin production facility. We find a way to take them both offline, and she’ll be helpless. Which is ideal.
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Wheatley
HA! I knew someone was alive in here.
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Wheatley
BLUE, please show me where you would like me to place a portal.
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GLaDOS
Blue, you are very good at being an example.
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GLaDOS
Walk casually toward my position and we'll go shut her down.
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Wheatley
What's happening? Um. Hmm... Ok.
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Wheatley
That's right. Drink it in. You could eat off those wall panels.
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GLaDOS
I can’t keep quiet about this. I think Orange is actively trying to sabotage your success. Let’s keep this between us.
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GLaDOS
Blue receives
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GLaDOS
But you two have become quite the team. Extremely close.
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GLaDOS
Martyr.
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GLaDOS
Stop with the waves.
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GLaDOS
Oh.
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Wheatley
Though it does give me an idea: WHAT if we stand here and let the gentle hum of the laser transport us to a state of absolute relaxation. Might help us think of a way to open the door.
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Wheatley
There are 5000 other two subject teams in direct competition with you.
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GLaDOS
This test is so outside the box, I can't-- I mean WON'T even tell you what you are looking for.
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GLaDOS
No sense of humor.
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GLaDOS
To do that, the tests were nothing more than 5 minutes of them walking followed by me praising them for another 10 minutes on how well they walked.
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GLaDOS
Participates unconstructively. Obviously a time-waster.
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GLaDOS
Orange, do you feel betrayed by Blue for telling me those horrible things about you?
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GLaDOS
This place is going to blow up if I don't get back in my body!
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GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center respects your right to have questions or concerns about this policy.
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GLaDOS
Open the door!
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Wheatley
Agh!
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Wheatley
Orange is penalized
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GLaDOS
Excellent work.
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GLaDOS
Door?
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Wheatley
GET IN!
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Wheatley
All right. I’m bringing this farce to a close.
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GLaDOS
This close and you are going to fail me?
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GLaDOS
Awful attendance record.
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GLaDOS
Long bathroom breaks.
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GLaDOS
Hold on...
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times in this test. Not that it matters. It doesn't. So congratulations job well done.
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GLaDOS
Takes long lunches.
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GLaDOS
Blue is awarded five points!
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GLaDOS
Inattentive listener.
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GLaDOS
You really don't need to keep failing.
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GLaDOS
And...?
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GLaDOS
Heh heh heh. Alright? I don't know whether you're picking up on what I'm saying there, but...
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Wheatley
What was that?
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Wheatley
While it may appear that I am only tracking your accomplishments using science collaboration points, the truth is every aspect of your performance will be reflected in your final score.
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GLaDOS
The locking mechanism can tell you aren't humans.
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GLaDOS
You may want to try and avoid those turrets.
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GLaDOS
This was another test no one had ever completed before you two. Oh, the science we used to learn with this test. Now the test is useless.
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GLaDOS
I thought of some good news. He's going to run out of test chambers eventually. I never stockpiled them.
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GLaDOS
Alright. Didn't go for that, I see. Knew I was lying. Point to you. But you still are inhaling neurotoxin. So, point deducted.
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Not a problem. I'll make an exit.
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Wheatley
So, once again, just... move along. One small step and everything.
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Wheatley
Plug me into that stick on the wall over there. Yeah? And I'll show you something. You'll be impressed by this.
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Wheatley
HURRY! THIS WAY!
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Wheatley
Your test times show you are going too slowly.
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GLaDOS
Annnnd off we go!
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Wheatley
Apparently this human escaped and nobody's seen him since.
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Wheatley
You're okay! Great! Come on!
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Wheatley
Stop failing, you need to find the vault door.
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GLaDOS
Problems with authority.
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Come to gloat?
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