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Insecure.
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GLaDOS
I'm sure we'll be fine.
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GLaDOS
I know how we can BEAT him.
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GLaDOS
And...?
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GLaDOS
Hold on...
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GLaDOS
That is not part of the test.
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GLaDOS
Come on, stop muckin' around! Plug me in!
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Wheatley
There you are! I was starting to get worried.
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Wheatley
From here we transport you to the new testing course.
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GLaDOS
Excellent.
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GLaDOS
What about that camera?
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GLaDOS
The humans accidentally forgot to put a security DVD in the player.
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GLaDOS
Underestimates scope of work. They all do.
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GLaDOS
Arsonist.
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GLaDOS
Frequent mood swings.
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GLaDOS
Blue, don't sink to Orange's level.
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GLaDOS
Alright, going on three just gives you too much time to think about it. Let's, uh, go on one this time. Okay, ready?
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Wheatley
There we go. Lights on.
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Wheatley
How you doing down there? You still holding on?
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Wheatley
Get to HER! I'll find you!
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Wheatley
Hey hey! You made it!
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Wheatley
Today, you will be testing with a partner.
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GLaDOS
Orange, can you write down all the ways you feel unworthy, ashamed, or inferior?
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GLaDOS
Stop failing, you need to find the vault door.
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GLaDOS
That's why humans couldn't complete these courses, they treat their friends as enemies.
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GLaDOS
Fears conflict.
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GLaDOS
Frequent bouts of uncontrollable rage.
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GLaDOS
Yes Orange, we are alone. Blue can't hear you.
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GLaDOS
There we go. I wanted to talk to you for a moment, if I may.
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Wheatley
Anddddd...THERE we go.
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Wheatley
Your destination's probably not going to come meet us here. Is it? So go on.
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Wheatley
Oh! It's going faster, which I was... not expecting.
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Wheatley
So. If you've got any reservations whatsoever about this plan, now would be the time to voice them.
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Wheatley
Enh!
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Wheatley
Orange, blue isn't a human. The lesson on trust only needs to be taught once. Orange is penalized 1 science collaboration point.
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GLaDOS
You know, in some human sports, the winner is the one who scores the fewest possible points?
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GLaDOS
Until now.
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GLaDOS
Can't read.
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GLaDOS
Always cold.
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GLaDOS
Narcissist.
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GLaDOS
You've probably figured it out by now, but I don't need you anymore.
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Wheatley
Come on, solve it!
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Wheatley
Come on through.
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Wheatley
Do you understand what I'm saying? Just tell me 'Yes'.
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Wheatley
Here she comes! Keep testing! Remember: you never saw me!
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Wheatley
I'll meet you on the other side!
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Wheatley
That did it! Neurotoxin at zero percent! Yes!
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Wheatley
What's going on?
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Wheatley
Oh wait! I've got it I've got it I've got it! No, I haven't got it.
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Wheatley
Did you think the electrical switch was down there?
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GLaDOS
Steals lunch from staff fridge.
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GLaDOS
Irritable.
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GLaDOS
Chews with mouth open.
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GLaDOS
Breathes with mouth open.
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GLaDOS
I think he's getting desperate.
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GLaDOS
I hardly think you're even trying with these gestures anymore.
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GLaDOS
Go on.
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Wheatley
Go! Go go go!
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Wheatley
Ohhhhh, have you got an idea?
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Wheatley
What are you...
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Wheatley
Alright, now. She can't use her turrets. So let's go and take care of that neurotoxin generator as well.
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Wheatley
Are you OK?
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Wheatley
In case you were wondering, you do not need to be crushed to solve this test.
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GLaDOS
Facial grimacing.
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GLaDOS
Antisocial.
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GLaDOS
Charmless.
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Lacks charisma.
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GLaDOS
Blue, I wouldn't have trusted Orange in that course either.
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GLaDOS
All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you.
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GLaDOS
Go on!
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Wheatley
Oh really. That's what the two of you think, is it?
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Wheatley
Wait! I know! You get into the lift, okay? Then I'll eject myself out of my new body into the lift just as you pass by me! Brilliant.
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Wheatley
Coming! Coming! Don't start yet!
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Wheatley
I want to be plugged in, please!
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Wheatley
Wait, where are you going? Where are you going?
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Wheatley
It worked!
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Wheatley
We made it we made it we made it we made it...
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Wheatley
Hm. Let's try this way.
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Wheatley
I'm pretty sure we're going the right way. Just to reassure you...
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Wheatley
Orange is awarded five points!
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GLaDOS
Blue, you go first.
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GLaDOS
Maybe you ARE getting human emotions.
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GLaDOS
If you can't complete this course, those humans will die. Do you want that in your memory banks?
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GLaDOS
Moody.
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GLaDOS
Takes long lunches.
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GLaDOS
Stubborn.
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GLaDOS
I can only imagine.
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GLaDOS
Don't plug him in.
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GLaDOS
Get in the lift.
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Wheatley
It'll be fine. Get in.
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Wheatley
Two. One or two more tremors in there. Just for fun.
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Wheatley
Might as well give you the tour.
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Wheatley
Okay, I've just gotta concentrate!
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Wheatley
Do you give up? It was the floor. Lying down on the floor. Is where I am. Needing you to pick me up.
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Wheatley
So whatever you're doing, keep doing it!
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Wheatley
Aggh! I'm going the wrong way!
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Wheatley
Okay, well, alright. Just do your idea and then come straight back.
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Wheatley
Ohhhhhh, we just made it! That was close.
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Wheatley
If you can't complete this course, those humans will die. Do you want that?
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GLaDOS
Busybody.
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