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Nothing. Nothing.
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Who:
GLaDOS
I hardly think you're even trying with these gestures anymore.
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135
Who:
GLaDOS
Wait! I know! You get into the lift, okay? Then I'll eject myself out of my new body into the lift just as you pass by me! Brilliant.
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135
Who:
Wheatley
Ah. Hmmmm.
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135
Who:
Wheatley
There is a box part here. Probably got some electronics in there.
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135
Who:
Wheatley
Wait, where are you going? Where are you going?
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135
Who:
Wheatley
Maybe you ARE getting human emotions.
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134
Who:
GLaDOS
That's why humans couldn't complete these courses, they treat their friends as enemies.
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134
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh... can someone reassemble Blue?
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134
Who:
GLaDOS
You've probably figured it out by now, but I don't need you anymore.
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134
Who:
Wheatley
You have no idea what it's like in this body.
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134
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Wheatley
Programmed in one last tremor, for old time's sake.
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134
Who:
Wheatley
Ahungh.
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134
Who:
Wheatley
Go on!
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134
Who:
Wheatley
Quick word about the future plans that I've got in store.
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134
Who:
Wheatley
Ooh. It's dark down here isn't it?
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134
Who:
Wheatley
There you are! I was starting to get worried.
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134
Who:
Wheatley
Your ping tool is invaluable for communicating specific locations to your partner.
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133
Who:
GLaDOS
The other? Well...
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133
Who:
GLaDOS
For instance, Blue, you just lost two opportunity advisement points.
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133
Who:
GLaDOS
If you are wondering what that smell is, that is the smell of human fear.
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133
Who:
GLaDOS
Stop failing, you need to find the vault door.
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133
Who:
GLaDOS
Moody.
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133
Who:
GLaDOS
You're on your own.
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133
Who:
GLaDOS
Anddddd...THERE we go.
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133
Who:
Wheatley
Hold on! This is a bit tricky!
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133
Who:
Wheatley
I'll meet you on the other side!
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133
Who:
Wheatley
We have to get you out of there!
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133
Who:
Wheatley
Not much of a plan, if I'm honest. But I'm afraid it's all we have at his point. Barring a sudden barrage of speech from your direction. Improbable. At best.
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133
Who:
Wheatley
Alright, now. She can't use her turrets. So let's go and take care of that neurotoxin generator as well.
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133
Who:
Wheatley
Can you hear that? She has really kicked this place into high gear now.
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133
Who:
Wheatley
All cooperative testing courses begin at this central hub.
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132
Who:
GLaDOS
Orange, is there something you would like to say?
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132
Who:
GLaDOS
On second thought we don't have the time, just look at how much better you are than blue.
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132
Who:
GLaDOS
Remember when I told you that you were the only subjects to pass the calibration tests?
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132
Who:
GLaDOS
Sometimes testing has to occur outside the confines of the lab.
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132
Who:
GLaDOS
There you are, reassembled again.
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132
Who:
GLaDOS
I have noticed you two have become extremely close. I'm not sure I like that.
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132
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh really. That's what the two of you think, is it?
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132
Who:
Wheatley
Come on through.
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132
Who:
Wheatley
Alright, I wasn't going to mention this to you, but I am in PRETTY HOT WATER here.
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132
Who:
Wheatley
What are you doing in there?
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132
Who:
Wheatley
Okay, well, alright. Just do your idea and then come straight back.
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132
Who:
Wheatley
No no no, not that way!
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132
Who:
Wheatley
Orange receives
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131
Who:
GLaDOS
Underestimates scope of work. They all do.
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131
Who:
GLaDOS
Can't read.
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131
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GLaDOS
Stubborn.
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131
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GLaDOS
Hostile to new ideas.
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131
Who:
GLaDOS
Blue, why did you do that to Orange?
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131
Who:
GLaDOS
Go on.
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131
Who:
Wheatley
Just turn around.
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131
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Wheatley
Go on, just turn right around. So you're not looking at me.
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131
Who:
Wheatley
Here, come and have a look out the window. It's good.
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131
Who:
Wheatley
There's no turret in it... Maybe the system stores a backup image?
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131
Who:
Wheatley
There's another wall over here!
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131
Who:
Wheatley
Calibrating Blue's weight...
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130
Who:
GLaDOS
If you can't complete these tests, we will never free the humans!
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130
Who:
GLaDOS
While I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work.
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130
Who:
GLaDOS
What about that camera?
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130
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GLaDOS
I can only place a portal on a white portalable surface.
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130
Who:
GLaDOS
Incoherent.
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130
Who:
GLaDOS
Insecure.
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130
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GLaDOS
Chronically late.
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130
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GLaDOS
Steals lunch from staff fridge.
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130
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GLaDOS
Ignores directions.
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130
Who:
GLaDOS
Unconstructive.
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130
Who:
GLaDOS
Antisocial.
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130
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay, I'll take that as a no, then.
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130
Who:
Wheatley
Do you give up? It was the floor. Lying down on the floor. Is where I am. Needing you to pick me up.
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130
Who:
Wheatley
GET IN!
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130
Who:
Wheatley
Spinning thing. Hmmm. Not sure.
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130
Who:
Wheatley
Hold on -
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Wheatley
Enh!
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130
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Wheatley
Ow!
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130
Who:
Wheatley
Just---if you just--okay, just stand by the podium and just look up.
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130
Who:
Wheatley
You know when I mentioned ten minutes? A little bit optimistic!
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Wheatley
It worked!
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130
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Wheatley
Since you are thankfully not humans, I have changed the tests to make them far more challenging and far less pointlessly fawning.
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129
Who:
GLaDOS
Is that camera is hooked into the lock?
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129
Who:
GLaDOS
Please ping a white portalable surface.
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129
Who:
GLaDOS
No one has ever completed this test before. The humans must have reconfigured it from my original plans.
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129
Who:
GLaDOS
Moody.
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129
Who:
GLaDOS
Fears conflict.
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129
Who:
GLaDOS
Timid.
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129
Who:
GLaDOS
Takes long lunches.
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129
Who:
GLaDOS
Chews with mouth open.
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129
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you scared to save those humans?
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129
Who:
GLaDOS
Plug me in, and I'll take you up.
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129
Who:
GLaDOS
If you're going to hit each other, at least aim for the head.
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129
Who:
GLaDOS
And off we go.
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129
Who:
Wheatley
There we go. Lift called.
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129
Who:
Wheatley
You've still got to get through the door. Please. Need to get through that door there.
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129
Who:
Wheatley
Riggght now.
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129
Who:
Wheatley
Okay, I've just gotta concentrate!
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129
Who:
Wheatley
How you doing down there? You still holding on?
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129
Who:
Wheatley
Look down. Where am I? Where am I?
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129
Who:
Wheatley
Pick--would you pick me up?
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129
Who:
Wheatley
Let's do it again! Pick me up again!
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129
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Wheatley
Hurry!
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129
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Wheatley
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