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Can you hear that? She has really kicked this place into high gear now.
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Wheatley
I don't think I want to go through that again.
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GLaDOS
Feeds off the misery of others.
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GLaDOS
I have noticed you two have become extremely close. I'm not sure I like that.
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GLaDOS
You have no idea what it's like in this body.
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Wheatley
No. Makes it go faster.
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Wheatley
There she is...
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Wheatley
OW...
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Wheatley
Whoa! Hey! Don't fall!
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Wheatley
Alright, I wasn't going to mention this to you, but I am in PRETTY HOT WATER here.
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Wheatley
Sometimes testing has to occur outside the confines of the lab.
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GLaDOS
The humans accidentally forgot to put a security DVD in the player.
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GLaDOS
Poor self-esteem.
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GLaDOS
Blue, why did you do that to Orange?
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GLaDOS
There you are, reassembled again.
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GLaDOS
Plug me in, and I'll take you up.
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GLaDOS
I hardly think you're even trying with these gestures anymore.
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GLaDOS
Okay, I'll take that as a no, then.
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Wheatley
Ha ha, YES! I knew you'd solve it!
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Wheatley
Wait! I know! You get into the lift, okay? Then I'll eject myself out of my new body into the lift just as you pass by me! Brilliant.
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Wheatley
There we go. Lights on.
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Wheatley
How you doing down there? You still holding on?
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Wheatley
Not much of a plan, if I'm honest. But I'm afraid it's all we have at his point. Barring a sudden barrage of speech from your direction. Improbable. At best.
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Wheatley
Here, come and have a look out the window. It's good.
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Wheatley
All cooperative testing courses begin at this central hub.
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GLaDOS
Orange, is there something you would like to say?
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GLaDOS
Excellent. You’re both doing very well.
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GLaDOS
The other? Well...
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GLaDOS
Since you are thankfully not humans, I have changed the tests to make them far more challenging and far less pointlessly fawning.
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GLaDOS
Remember when I told you that you were the only subjects to pass the calibration tests?
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GLaDOS
Incoherent.
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GLaDOS
Are you scared to save those humans?
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GLaDOS
I'll meet you on the other side!
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Wheatley
Orange receives
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GLaDOS
I can only place a portal on a white portalable surface.
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GLaDOS
Insecure.
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GLaDOS
Chronically late.
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GLaDOS
Underestimates scope of work. They all do.
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GLaDOS
Steals lunch from staff fridge.
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GLaDOS
If you're going to hit each other, at least aim for the head.
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GLaDOS
Come on, solve it!
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Wheatley
Oh really. That's what the two of you think, is it?
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Wheatley
You've still got to get through the door. Please. Need to get through that door there.
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Wheatley
Programmed in one last tremor, for old time's sake.
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Wheatley
Alright, going on three just gives you too much time to think about it. Let's, uh, go on one this time. Okay, ready?
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Wheatley
We have to get you out of there!
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Wheatley
What are you doing in there?
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Wheatley
This close and you are going to fail me?
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GLaDOS
You're on your own.
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GLaDOS
Can't... see it anywhere. Tell you what, plug me in and I'll turn the lights on.
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Wheatley
Okay, I've just gotta concentrate!
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Wheatley
Jump! Actually, looking at it, that is quite a distance, isn't it?
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Wheatley
Pens. Might need those. Don't see any though. So...
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Wheatley
Hold on -
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Wheatley
This should take us right to her. I can't believe I'm finally doing this!
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Wheatley
There's no turret in it... Maybe the system stores a backup image?
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Wheatley
Okay, well, alright. Just do your idea and then come straight back.
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Wheatley
Alright, now. She can't use her turrets. So let's go and take care of that neurotoxin generator as well.
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Wheatley
Blue, is there something you would like to say?
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GLaDOS
Today, you will be testing with a partner.
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GLaDOS
Martyr.
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GLaDOS
Narcissist.
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GLaDOS
I trust you. You are my favorite cooperative testing subject.
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GLaDOS
Orange, I certainly expected more from you.
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GLaDOS
Just getting a test ready... For you. Obviously. Who else would I be doing it for? No one.
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Wheatley
Do not do it!
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Wheatley
You know what? Just get in the lift. We'll iron out the details as we go.
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Wheatley
Alright, this is taking too long. I'll just tell you how to solve the test.
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Wheatley
Coming! Coming! Don't start yet!
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Wheatley
Anddddd...THERE we go.
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Wheatley
Pick me up. Let's get out of here.
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Wheatley
Okay, down these stairs.
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Wheatley
This is the main breaker room.
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Wheatley
Do you give up? It was the floor. Lying down on the floor. Is where I am. Needing you to pick me up.
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Wheatley
Might want to just pick me up.
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Wheatley
Just, ah... pick me up. Take me with you.
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Wheatley
Let's do it again! Pick me up again!
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Wheatley
Here she comes! Keep testing! Remember: you never saw me!
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Wheatley
Spinning thing. Hmmm. Not sure.
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Wheatley
HA! The tube's broken! We can ride it straight to her!
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Wheatley
Just---if you just--okay, just stand by the podium and just look up.
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Wheatley
You know when I mentioned ten minutes? A little bit optimistic!
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Wheatley
Ohhh, it hasn't done it.
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Wheatley
Oh wait! I've got it I've got it I've got it! No, I haven't got it.
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Wheatley
Wait, where are you going? Where are you going?
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Wheatley
What are you...
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Wheatley
Anyway, look, the point is we're gonna break out of here, alright? But we can't do it yet. Look for me fifteen chambers ahead.
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Wheatley
Here she comes! Just play along! RememberFifteenChambers!
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Wheatley
Ooh. It's dark down here isn't it?
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Wheatley
Oh, careful now.
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Wheatley
Let's try this again. Try to make your way across the machinery.
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Wheatley
You are the first robots to pass calibration.
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GLaDOS
Did you notice I didn't even stay to the end of your last test?
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GLaDOS
I was confident you could finish.
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GLaDOS
You are doing wonderfully.
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GLaDOS
But don't worry, you are in the lead.
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GLaDOS
Blue, orange isn't a human. The lesson on trust only needs to be taught once. Blue is penalized 1 science collaboration point.
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GLaDOS
Lucky for you two, while I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work.
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GLaDOS
Is that camera is hooked into the lock?
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GLaDOS
I think they wanted to punish them by not allowing me to include them in testing.
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GLaDOS
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