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GLaDOS
I'll interpret that gesture to mean that you want me to become even more vindictive toward you.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Two. One or two more tremors in there. Just for fun.
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Wheatley
Do you give up? It was the floor. Lying down on the floor. Is where I am. Needing you to pick me up.
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Wheatley
Okay, quick recap: We are escaping! That's what's happening now: we're escaping. So you're doing great. Just keep running!
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Wheatley
Enh!
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Wheatley
Stop failing, you need to find the vault door.
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196
Who:
GLaDOS
Come to gloat?
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GLaDOS
I know how we can BEAT him.
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GLaDOS
Grab it and attach it to him!
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196
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GLaDOS
That is not part of the test.
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196
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GLaDOS
Oh! It's going faster, which I was... not expecting.
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Wheatley
Get to HER! I'll find you!
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196
Who:
Wheatley
Here she comes! Just play along! RememberFifteenChambers!
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Who:
Wheatley
Lacks empathy.
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195
Who:
GLaDOS
Never completes work.
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GLaDOS
I'm sure we'll be fine.
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195
Who:
GLaDOS
Just as mementos, though...
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195
Who:
GLaDOS
There we go. I wanted to talk to you for a moment, if I may.
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Who:
Wheatley
Come on, solve it!
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Wheatley
Do you understand what I'm saying? Just tell me 'Yes'.
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Wheatley
That's the spirit!
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Wheatley
Excellent.
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GLaDOS
Never shares.
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GLaDOS
Frequent bouts of uncontrollable rage.
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GLaDOS
Manipulative.
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GLaDOS
I can only imagine.
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194
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GLaDOS
Ugh!
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194
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Wheatley
Agh!
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194
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Wheatley
Your ping tool is invaluable for communicating specific locations to your partner.
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GLaDOS
All cooperative testing courses begin at this central hub.
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GLaDOS
That's why humans couldn't complete these courses, they treat their friends as enemies.
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GLaDOS
You know, in some human sports, the winner is the one who scores the fewest possible points?
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GLaDOS
Anxious.
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193
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GLaDOS
Moves lips while reading.
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193
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GLaDOS
Busybody.
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193
Who:
GLaDOS
Dull expression.
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193
Who:
GLaDOS
Poor self-esteem.
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193
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GLaDOS
Blue, don't sink to Orange's level.
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193
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GLaDOS
This is the main breaker room.
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Wheatley
Here she comes! Keep testing! Remember: you never saw me!
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Wheatley
It's still going down! Keep it up!
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193
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Wheatley
What's going on?
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193
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Wheatley
Oh wait! I've got it I've got it I've got it! No, I haven't got it.
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Wheatley
Orange, blue isn't a human. The lesson on trust only needs to be taught once. Orange is penalized 1 science collaboration point.
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GLaDOS
Arsonist.
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GLaDOS
Yes Orange, we are alone. Blue can't hear you.
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GLaDOS
I hardly think you're even trying with these gestures anymore.
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GLaDOS
Really, not even humans do that anymore.
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GLaDOS
Carry on.
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Wheatley
Come on through.
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Wheatley
In case you thought to yourself, 'I've missed the window of time to voice my reservations.' Still open.
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Wheatley
I can't hold on! Come on!
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192
Who:
Wheatley
Ok... Here we go...
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192
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Wheatley
Ohhhhh, have you got an idea?
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192
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Wheatley
Come on, let's go!
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192
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Wheatley
Get in the lift! Get in the lift!
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Wheatley
Orange is awarded five points!
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GLaDOS
Please ping a white portalable surface.
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GLaDOS
Moody.
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GLaDOS
Frequent mood swings.
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GLaDOS
One moment.
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GLaDOS
Alright. Still nothing, let's keep moving.
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Wheatley
Coming! Coming! Don't start yet!
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Wheatley
Hold on! The neurotoxin levels are going down.
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Wheatley
GET IN!
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Wheatley
It worked!
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Wheatley
Ohhhhhh, we just made it! That was close.
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Wheatley
Orange, can you write down all the ways you feel unworthy, ashamed, or inferior?
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190
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GLaDOS
Did you notice I didn't even stay to the end of your last test?
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GLaDOS
Congratulations on completing that test. But something seems off.
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GLaDOS
Congratulations on completing the test. You two really are the best cooperative testing team I could ever ask for.
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GLaDOS
The lock is looking for two humans.
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GLaDOS
Antisocial.
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190
Who:
GLaDOS
Narcissist.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Charmless.
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GLaDOS
Okay, fine. I'll ask you again in a few decades.
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GLaDOS
You've probably figured it out by now, but I don't need you anymore.
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Wheatley
Go on.
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Wheatley
You have no idea what it's like in this body.
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Wheatley
Oh really. That's what the two of you think, is it?
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Wheatley
It'll be fine. Get in.
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190
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Wheatley
Your destination's probably not going to come meet us here. Is it? So go on.
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190
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Wheatley
Come on, stop muckin' around! Plug me in!
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Wheatley
Riggght now.
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Wheatley
I'll meet you on the other side!
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Wheatley
Ha! I knew we were going the right way.
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Wheatley
Agh!
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Wheatley
Are you OK?
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190
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Wheatley
No no no, not that way!
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190
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Wheatley
Blue, you go first.
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189
Who:
GLaDOS
Unlike us, humans need to be taught teamwork.
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189
Who:
GLaDOS
Did you think the electrical switch was down there?
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189
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GLaDOS
Feeds off the misery of others.
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GLaDOS
Can't read.
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189
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GLaDOS
Stubborn.
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189
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GLaDOS
Always cold.
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189
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GLaDOS
Facial grimacing.
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GLaDOS
Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests?
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189
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GLaDOS
Blue, I wouldn't have trusted Orange in that course either.
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GLaDOS
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