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Again, though, for the moment: RUN!
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Wheatley
I'll meet you on the other side!
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Wheatley
It's interesting. You won't regret it. I promise.
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Wheatley
Ow!
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Wheatley
Okay, well, alright. Just do your idea and then come straight back.
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Wheatley
There you are! I was starting to get worried.
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Wheatley
No no no, not that way!
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Wheatley
Your ping tool is invaluable for communicating specific locations to your partner.
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GLaDOS
That’s right. You're not humans.
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GLaDOS
Incoherent.
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GLaDOS
Come on, solve it!
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Wheatley
For your test.
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Wheatley
No. Makes it go faster.
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Wheatley
There we go. Lights on.
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Wheatley
Do you understand what I'm saying? Just tell me 'Yes'.
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Wheatley
Okay, I've just gotta concentrate!
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Wheatley
Aggh, see, now I hit that one, I hit that one...
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Wheatley
Probably best to ignore it, though. Just leave it be. We don't know where those panels it's cutting are going. Could be somewhere important.
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HA! The tube's broken! We can ride it straight to her!
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Wheatley
In case you were wondering, you do not need to be crushed to solve this test.
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GLaDOS
Remember when I told you that you were the only subjects to pass the calibration tests?
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GLaDOS
Orange, blue isn't a human. The lesson on trust only needs to be taught once. Orange is penalized 1 science collaboration point.
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GLaDOS
At the start of this course I was worried you were becoming too close but in my attempt to drive you apart I learned something important about trust and betrayal.
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Fears conflict.
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Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests?
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GLaDOS
There we go. Lift called.
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Wheatley
Ahungh.
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Wheatley
Hold on! The neurotoxin levels are going down.
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There is a box part here. Probably got some electronics in there.
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Aggggh!
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Wheatley
Whoa!
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Wheatley
Oh wait! I've got it I've got it I've got it! No, I haven't got it.
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Wheatley
Can you hear that? She has really kicked this place into high gear now.
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Wheatley
From here we transport you to the new testing course.
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GLaDOS
The other? Well...
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GLaDOS
Maybe you ARE getting human emotions.
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An extra special bonus course that ends with us finding and freeing humans!
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GLaDOS
Insecure.
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Underestimates scope of work. They all do.
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GLaDOS
Can't read.
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Steals lunch from staff fridge.
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GLaDOS
Moody.
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Poor self-esteem.
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Grab it and attach it to him!
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GLaDOS
Are you trying to get my attention? I am very busy, you know.
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GLaDOS
Do not do it!
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Wheatley
Come on through.
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Wheatley
AH! I've just done it again.
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Hold on -
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Not much of a plan, if I'm honest. But I'm afraid it's all we have at his point. Barring a sudden barrage of speech from your direction. Improbable. At best.
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Get to HER! I'll find you!
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Orange is penalized
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GLaDOS
I know you like to think the reassembly machine is at your beck and call, but he has a life you know. He's not your slave.
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The humans accidentally forgot to put a security DVD in the player.
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GLaDOS
Your failing gives me no new data, it just delays the inevitable.
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GLaDOS
Anxious.
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Moves lips while reading.
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GLaDOS
Arsonist.
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Ignores directions.
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Breathes with mouth open.
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Yes Orange, we are alone. Blue can't hear you.
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GLaDOS
You've probably figured it out by now, but I don't need you anymore.
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Wheatley
Carry on.
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Wheatley
Riggght now.
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Anyway, we're really close to busting out. Just hang in there for - OW!
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Wheatley
We have to get you out of there!
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Wheatley
Would you mind putting your back towards me? So I can see only your back. And not your face.
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Wheatley
I can't hold on! Come on!
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Pens. Might need those. Don't see any though. So...
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Wheatley
It's still going down! Keep it up!
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Wheatley
What are you doing in there?
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Wheatley
Enh!
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Wheatley
It emphasizes teamwork.
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GLaDOS
Oh... can someone reassemble Blue?
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GLaDOS
Facial grimacing.
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GLaDOS
Hostile to new ideas.
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GLaDOS
Charmless.
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GLaDOS
Go on.
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Wheatley
Alright, going on three just gives you too much time to think about it. Let's, uh, go on one this time. Okay, ready?
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Right behind me.
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Ok... Here we go...
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Wheatley
Aggh! I'm going the wrong way!
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Progress report: Still pretty tricky!
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Wheatley
I'm still here, I'm still working, I haven't forgotten about you!
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Wheatley
Right. Let's figure out how to stop this turret line...
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Ohhh, it hasn't done it.
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Wheatley
Wait, where are you going? Where are you going?
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Wheatley
It worked!
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HURRY! THIS WAY!
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Wheatley
Alright, now. She can't use her turrets. So let's go and take care of that neurotoxin generator as well.
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Wheatley
Are you OK?
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I'm pretty sure we're going the right way. Just to reassure you...
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Wheatley
You already did this one. It'll be easy.
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GLaDOS
Calibrating Blue's weight...
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GLaDOS
Stop failing, you need to find the vault door.
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GLaDOS
It's like you're just machines.
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Fears intimacy.
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Lacks confidence.
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Lacks empathy.
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Busybody.
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