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Aggggh!
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Wheatley
Your ping tool is invaluable for communicating specific locations to your partner.
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GLaDOS
But you two have become quite the team. Extremely close.
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GLaDOS
The other? Well...
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GLaDOS
Clearly that was blue's fault. Blue is penalized 3 science collaboration points.
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GLaDOS
Did you think the electrical switch was down there?
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GLaDOS
Never shares.
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GLaDOS
Feeds off the misery of others.
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GLaDOS
Arsonist.
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GLaDOS
Frequent bouts of uncontrollable rage.
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GLaDOS
If I stop watching, I'm sure you'll get bored of this.
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GLaDOS
And off we go.
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Wheatley
There we go. Lift called.
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Wheatley
No. Makes it go faster.
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Wheatley
Do you give up? It was the floor. Lying down on the floor. Is where I am. Needing you to pick me up.
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Wheatley
I'll meet you on the other side!
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Wheatley
Oh wait! I've got it I've got it I've got it! No, I haven't got it.
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Wheatley
Okay, well, alright. Just do your idea and then come straight back.
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Wheatley
That’s right. You're not humans.
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GLaDOS
If you can't complete this course, those humans will die. Do you want that in your memory banks?
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GLaDOS
The locking mechanism can tell you aren't humans.
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GLaDOS
Okay, I'll take that as a no, then.
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Wheatley
Go on.
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Wheatley
See that?
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Wheatley
Programmed in one last tremor, for old time's sake.
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Wheatley
Coming! Coming! Don't start yet!
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Wheatley
Anddddd...THERE we go.
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Wheatley
Alright, going on three just gives you too much time to think about it. Let's, uh, go on one this time. Okay, ready?
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Wheatley
That's the spirit!
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Wheatley
Here she comes! Keep testing! Remember: you never saw me!
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Wheatley
Ow!
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Wheatley
I'm still here, I'm still working, I haven't forgotten about you!
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Wheatley
No no no, not that way!
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Wheatley
Maybe you ARE getting human emotions.
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GLaDOS
Steals lunch from staff fridge.
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GLaDOS
You've probably figured it out by now, but I don't need you anymore.
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Wheatley
Anyway, we're really close to busting out. Just hang in there for - OW!
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Wheatley
There's the exit! We're almost out of here!
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Wheatley
Probably best to ignore it, though. Just leave it be. We don't know where those panels it's cutting are going. Could be somewhere important.
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Wheatley
Are you OK?
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Wheatley
Can you hear that? She has really kicked this place into high gear now.
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Wheatley
Blue, you go first.
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GLaDOS
Excellent. You’re both doing very well.
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GLaDOS
Fears conflict.
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GLaDOS
Underestimates scope of work. They all do.
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GLaDOS
Can't read.
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GLaDOS
Poor self-esteem.
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GLaDOS
Unconstructive.
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GLaDOS
Ummmm. Yeah, I can't do it if you're watching.
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Wheatley
Come on through.
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Wheatley
We have to get you out of there!
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Wheatley
Come on! We have to go!
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Wheatley
I can't hold on! Come on!
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Wheatley
GET IN!
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Wheatley
HA! The tube's broken! We can ride it straight to her!
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Wheatley
Get to HER! I'll find you!
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Wheatley
Ohhh, it hasn't done it.
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Wheatley
Wait, where are you going? Where are you going?
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Wheatley
Ohhhhh, have you got an idea?
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Wheatley
It worked!
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Wheatley
Today, you will be testing with a partner.
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GLaDOS
Orange, can you write down all the ways you feel unworthy, ashamed, or inferior?
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GLaDOS
In case you were wondering, you do not need to be crushed to solve this test.
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GLaDOS
Remember when I told you that you were the only subjects to pass the calibration tests?
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GLaDOS
Stop failing, you need to find the vault door.
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GLaDOS
Incoherent.
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GLaDOS
Insecure.
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GLaDOS
Chronically late.
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GLaDOS
Always sulking.
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GLaDOS
Lacks charisma.
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GLaDOS
Grab it and attach it to him!
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GLaDOS
I hardly think you're even trying with these gestures anymore.
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GLaDOS
For your test.
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Wheatley
Your destination's probably not going to come meet us here. Is it? So go on.
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Wheatley
Okay, I've just gotta concentrate!
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Wheatley
Ok... Here we go...
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Wheatley
Hold on -
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Wheatley
Enh!
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Wheatley
Right. Let's figure out how to stop this turret line...
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Wheatley
This way! This way!
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Wheatley
Alright, now. She can't use her turrets. So let's go and take care of that neurotoxin generator as well.
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Wheatley
Hm. Let's try this way.
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Wheatley
I'm pretty sure we're going the right way. Just to reassure you...
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Wheatley
Orange is penalized
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GLaDOS
Calibrating Blue's weight...
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GLaDOS
If you can't complete this course, those humans will die. Do you want that?
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GLaDOS
Orange, blue isn't a human. The lesson on trust only needs to be taught once. Orange is penalized 1 science collaboration point.
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GLaDOS
An extra special bonus course that ends with us finding and freeing humans!
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GLaDOS
Anxious.
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GLaDOS
Moves lips while reading.
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GLaDOS
Busybody.
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GLaDOS
Ignores directions.
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GLaDOS
Antisocial.
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GLaDOS
Yes Orange, we are alone. Blue can't hear you.
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GLaDOS
I can only imagine.
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GLaDOS
Alright, get moving.
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Wheatley
It is tricky. It is tricky. But just... plug me in, please.
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Wheatley
Pop a portal. Behind me, on the wall. Come on through.
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Wheatley
Here I go!
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Wheatley
Riggght now.
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