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That's the spirit!
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Wheatley
Don't want to hassle you. Sure you're busy. But--still here on the floor. Waiting to be picked up.
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Wheatley
Pick me up, don't forget to pick me up!
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Wheatley
Okay! Keep your eye on the turret line, I'm gonna go and hack the door open.
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Wheatley
Be careful!
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Wheatley
I don't think I want to go through that again.
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GLaDOS
I can only place a portal on a white portalable surface.
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GLaDOS
You don't need to do that.
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GLaDOS
Congratulations, you completed the standard section of this course. Before we can go any further, I will need you to complete one more test outside of the standard testing track.
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GLaDOS
I can only imagine.
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GLaDOS
If I stop watching, I'm sure you'll get bored of this.
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GLaDOS
Get in the lift.
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Wheatley
Whoa! Hey! Don't fall!
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Wheatley
So: there's PLENTY of time to recover. Just take it slow.
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Wheatley
Still held! Still bein' held. That's a great job. You've applied the grip. We're all fine. That's tremendous.
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Wheatley
Ok... Here we go...
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251
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Wheatley
Hey! Hey! Up here!
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Wheatley
Here she comes! Just play along! RememberFifteenChambers!
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Wheatley
Congratulations on completing the test. You two really are the best cooperative testing team I could ever ask for.
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GLaDOS
What about that camera?
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250
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GLaDOS
Lacks empathy.
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250
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GLaDOS
Probably.
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250
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GLaDOS
Two. One or two more tremors in there. Just for fun.
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250
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Wheatley
Ohhhh, we're so close, plug me in!
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Wheatley
Turn around. I'll only be a second. If you don't mind.
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250
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Wheatley
What's going on?
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250
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Wheatley
Aggh! I'm going the wrong way!
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250
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Wheatley
Ah! Brilliant. You made it through, well done.
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250
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Wheatley
Are you still thinking, or... what's happening?
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250
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Wheatley
On second thought we don't have the time, just look at how much better you are than blue.
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Who:
GLaDOS
The lock is looking for two humans.
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249
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GLaDOS
Using your ping tool, please indicate where you would like me to place your two portals. Ping each location.
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GLaDOS
Busybody.
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GLaDOS
Irritable.
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249
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GLaDOS
Orange, your plan is working perfectly.
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249
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GLaDOS
Yes Orange, Blue did act like a fool just now.
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GLaDOS
Well, on with the test.
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Wheatley
Oh. You MIGHT want to hang onto to something. Word of advice, up to you.
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Wheatley
Dull expression.
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GLaDOS
Charmless.
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GLaDOS
Really, not even humans do that anymore.
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GLaDOS
Go on.
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248
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Wheatley
You know who ended up, do you know who ended up taking her down in the end? You're not going to believe this. A human.
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Wheatley
Okay, quick recap: We are escaping! That's what's happening now: we're escaping. So you're doing great. Just keep running!
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Wheatley
Again, though, for the moment: RUN!
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Wheatley
Can you hear that? She has really kicked this place into high gear now.
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Wheatley
Orange, blue isn't a human. The lesson on trust only needs to be taught once. Orange is penalized 1 science collaboration point.
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GLaDOS
You are making this harder than it needs to be.
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GLaDOS
Your brains are too small to feel either of those emotions. So I can trust you one hundred percent.
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GLaDOS
Stubborn.
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GLaDOS
And here I thought this room was dangerously unlethal.
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GLaDOS
I think he's getting desperate.
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GLaDOS
Luckily, by the looks of things he knows as much about test building as he does about logical contradictions.
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GLaDOS
Hold on. Run back the other way! I'll turn the bridges back on!
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Wheatley
I'll meet you on the other side!
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Wheatley
So whatever you're doing, keep doing it!
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Wheatley
Whoa!
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Wheatley
Okay, well, alright. Just do your idea and then come straight back.
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Wheatley
Excellent.
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GLaDOS
I'm starting to think you don't want to rescue the humans.
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GLaDOS
Can't read.
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GLaDOS
Did you know, the reassembly machine has other things it could be reassembling?
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GLaDOS
You're on your own.
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GLaDOS
Alright, get moving.
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Wheatley
Go on. Walk up to the window. Take a look out.
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Wheatley
Right. Hmm. I'm gonna have to hack the door so we can get at it.
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Wheatley
Do you know where I was?
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GLaDOS
In case you were wondering, you do not need to be crushed to solve this test.
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GLaDOS
Try something.
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GLaDOS
I think they wanted to punish them by not allowing me to include them in testing.
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GLaDOS
That's why humans couldn't complete these courses, they treat their friends as enemies.
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GLaDOS
Most of them are simply good test subjects.
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GLaDOS
You know, in some human sports, the winner is the one who scores the fewest possible points?
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GLaDOS
The humans accidentally forgot to put a security DVD in the player.
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GLaDOS
Well... I'll be here during the whole next test.
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GLaDOS
There.
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GLaDOS
Aggh, see, now I hit that one, I hit that one...
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Wheatley
Ha! I knew we were going the right way.
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Wheatley
What are you...
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Wheatley
Are you OK?
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Wheatley
We are now going to take a break from the collaboration for an instructional competition.
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GLaDOS
Orange do what Blue just did.
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GLaDOS
Please ping a white portalable surface.
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GLaDOS
Never shares.
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GLaDOS
Feeds off the misery of others.
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GLaDOS
Chews with mouth open.
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GLaDOS
Correct Blue, Orange can't hear you.
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GLaDOS
One moment.
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GLaDOS
I hardly think you're even trying with these gestures anymore.
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GLaDOS
That is not part of the test.
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GLaDOS
Go on!
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Wheatley
Anddddd...THERE we go.
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244
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Wheatley
Go on. Just... March on through that hole.
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Wheatley
I know I've painted quite a grim picture of your chances. But if you simply stand here, we will both surely die.
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Wheatley
Agh, just... I just gotta get it through here...
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Wheatley
Here she comes! Keep testing! Remember: you never saw me!
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Wheatley
Ungh!
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244
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Wheatley
Your ping tool is invaluable for communicating specific locations to your partner.
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GLaDOS
Orange, can you write down all the ways you feel unworthy, ashamed, or inferior?
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GLaDOS
Did you notice I didn't even stay to the end of your last test?
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GLaDOS
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