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Not much of a plan, if I'm honest. But I'm afraid it's all we have at his point. Barring a sudden barrage of speech from your direction. Improbable. At best.
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Wheatley
Your ping tool is invaluable for communicating specific locations to your partner.
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GLaDOS
If you are wondering what that smell is, that is the smell of human fear.
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GLaDOS
You don't need to do that.
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GLaDOS
I have noticed you two have become extremely close. I'm not sure I like that.
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GLaDOS
Just get it off me...
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GLaDOS
It's probably nothing. Keep testing while I look for a way out.
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GLaDOS
Ha ha, YES! I knew you'd solve it!
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Wheatley
Can you hear that? She has really kicked this place into high gear now.
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Wheatley
Orange receives
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GLaDOS
Excellent. You’re both doing very well.
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GLaDOS
I don't think I want to go through that again.
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GLaDOS
Sometimes testing has to occur outside the confines of the lab.
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GLaDOS
The humans accidentally forgot to put a security DVD in the player.
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GLaDOS
Feeds off the misery of others.
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GLaDOS
Poor self-esteem.
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GLaDOS
There you are, reassembled again.
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GLaDOS
You have no idea what it's like in this body.
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Wheatley
Alright, I wasn't going to mention this to you, but I am in PRETTY HOT WATER here.
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Wheatley
I'll meet you on the other side!
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Wheatley
Here, come and have a look out the window. It's good.
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Wheatley
All cooperative testing courses begin at this central hub.
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GLaDOS
Orange, is there something you would like to say?
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GLaDOS
The other? Well...
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GLaDOS
Remember when I told you that you were the only subjects to pass the calibration tests?
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GLaDOS
Can't read.
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GLaDOS
Blue, why did you do that to Orange?
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GLaDOS
Plug me in, and I'll take you up.
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GLaDOS
I hardly think you're even trying with these gestures anymore.
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GLaDOS
Okay, I'll take that as a no, then.
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Wheatley
Come on, solve it!
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Wheatley
There we go. Lights on.
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Wheatley
How you doing down there? You still holding on?
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Wheatley
Since you are thankfully not humans, I have changed the tests to make them far more challenging and far less pointlessly fawning.
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GLaDOS
I can only place a portal on a white portalable surface.
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GLaDOS
Incoherent.
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GLaDOS
Chronically late.
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GLaDOS
Are you scared to save those humans?
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GLaDOS
Programmed in one last tremor, for old time's sake.
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Wheatley
Alright, going on three just gives you too much time to think about it. Let's, uh, go on one this time. Okay, ready?
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Wheatley
We have to get you out of there!
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Wheatley
Go on, just turn right around. So you're not looking at me.
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Wheatley
This should take us right to her. I can't believe I'm finally doing this!
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Wheatley
Blue, is there something you would like to say?
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GLaDOS
Insecure.
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GLaDOS
Underestimates scope of work. They all do.
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GLaDOS
Steals lunch from staff fridge.
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GLaDOS
You're on your own.
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GLaDOS
If you're going to hit each other, at least aim for the head.
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GLaDOS
Oh really. That's what the two of you think, is it?
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Wheatley
You've still got to get through the door. Please. Need to get through that door there.
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Wheatley
Come on through.
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Wheatley
Can't... see it anywhere. Tell you what, plug me in and I'll turn the lights on.
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Wheatley
Jump! Actually, looking at it, that is quite a distance, isn't it?
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Wheatley
Pens. Might need those. Don't see any though. So...
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Wheatley
Hold on -
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Wheatley
What are you doing in there?
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Wheatley
There's no turret in it... Maybe the system stores a backup image?
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Wheatley
Did you notice I didn't even stay to the end of your last test?
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GLaDOS
I was confident you could finish.
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GLaDOS
Orange do what Blue just did.
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GLaDOS
Is that camera is hooked into the lock?
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GLaDOS
This close and you are going to fail me?
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GLaDOS
I think they wanted to punish them by not allowing me to include them in testing.
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GLaDOS
Timid.
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GLaDOS
Go on!
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Wheatley
Do not do it!
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Wheatley
Anddddd...THERE we go.
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Wheatley
Okay, I've just gotta concentrate!
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Wheatley
Might want to just pick me up.
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Wheatley
She's bringing the whole place down! Hurry!
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Wheatley
Would you mind putting your back towards me? So I can see only your back. And not your face.
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Wheatley
Hurry!
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Wheatley
I can't hold on! Come on!
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Wheatley
GET IN!
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Wheatley
Allright, what have we got?
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Wheatley
Spinning thing. Hmmm. Not sure.
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Wheatley
What's going on?
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Wheatley
HA! The tube's broken! We can ride it straight to her!
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Wheatley
Enh!
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Wheatley
You know when I mentioned ten minutes? A little bit optimistic!
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Wheatley
Okay, well, alright. Just do your idea and then come straight back.
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Wheatley
Alright, now. She can't use her turrets. So let's go and take care of that neurotoxin generator as well.
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Wheatley
Ooh. It's dark down here isn't it?
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Wheatley
There's another wall over here!
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Wheatley
Today, you will be testing with a partner.
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GLaDOS
Do you know where I was?
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GLaDOS
Please ping a white portalable surface.
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GLaDOS
Martyr.
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GLaDOS
Fears conflict.
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GLaDOS
Stubborn.
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GLaDOS
Moody.
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GLaDOS
Stubborn.
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GLaDOS
Unconstructive.
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GLaDOS
Antisocial.
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GLaDOS
Narcissist.
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GLaDOS
The photos weren't as popular as we had hoped, so we repurposed the cameras.
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GLaDOS
I trust you. You are my favorite cooperative testing subject.
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GLaDOS
It shouldn't be hard to stay alive long enough to find him.
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GLaDOS
Don't plug him in.
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