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Luckily, by the looks of things he knows as much about test building as he does about logical contradictions.
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And off we go.
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Wheatley
Get in the lift.
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Two. One or two more tremors in there. Just for fun.
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Anddddd...THERE we go.
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Alright, going on three just gives you too much time to think about it. Let's, uh, go on one this time. Okay, ready?
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Wheatley
This is the main breaker room.
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Wheatley
Agh, just... I just gotta get it through here...
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Wheatley
Do you give up? It was the floor. Lying down on the floor. Is where I am. Needing you to pick me up.
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Wheatley
All cooperative testing courses begin at this central hub.
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Moody.
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Arsonist.
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Never completes work.
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Busybody.
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Poor self-esteem.
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I'm sure we'll be fine.
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Are you... are you sure you're solving these correctly?
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Orange is awarded five points!
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Blue, you go first.
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You know, in some human sports, the winner is the one who scores the fewest possible points?
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You don't need to do that.
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GLaDOS
I can only imagine.
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Grab it and attach it to him!
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But just work with me.
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Okay, quick recap: We are escaping! That's what's happening now: we're escaping. So you're doing great. Just keep running!
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Your ping tool is invaluable for communicating specific locations to your partner.
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Until now.
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The humans accidentally forgot to put a security DVD in the player.
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Frequent bouts of uncontrollable rage.
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GLaDOS
Don't plug him in.
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I know I've painted quite a grim picture of your chances. But if you simply stand here, we will both surely die.
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There you are! I was starting to get worried.
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Orange, blue isn't a human. The lesson on trust only needs to be taught once. Orange is penalized 1 science collaboration point.
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Moves lips while reading.
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Aggh, see, now I hit that one, I hit that one...
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Ok... Here we go...
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Agh!
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I don't think I want to go through that again.
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Orange, can you write down all the ways you feel unworthy, ashamed, or inferior?
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Excellent.
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Stubborn.
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Come on. You were raised better than that.
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I hardly think you're even trying with these gestures anymore.
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Really, not even humans do that anymore.
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It worked!
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Get in the lift! Get in the lift!
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Are you OK?
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Breathes with mouth open.
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That is not part of the test.
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Slapping hands. That accomplishes something.
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Come on, solve it!
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That's the spirit!
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What are you...
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Congratulations on completing that test. But something seems off.
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Remember when I told you that you were the only subjects to pass the calibration tests?
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Can't read.
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Chews with mouth open.
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Charmless.
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Just as mementos, though...
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One moment.
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Carry on.
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No. No. That was the solution. Rrrg! What am I missing?
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Oh! It's going faster, which I was... not expecting.
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So whatever you're doing, keep doing it!
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Get to HER! I'll find you!
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Did you notice I didn't even stay to the end of your last test?
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If you can't complete this course, those humans will die. Do you want that?
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That's why humans couldn't complete these courses, they treat their friends as enemies.
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Did you do that on purpose?
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Oh... can someone reassemble Blue?
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Frequent mood swings.
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Histrionic.
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Lacks charisma.
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It won't.
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Riggght now.
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Do you understand what I'm saying? Just tell me 'Yes'.
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Jump! Actually, looking at it, that is quite a distance, isn't it?
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Here she comes! Keep testing! Remember: you never saw me!
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Wheatley
Hold on! The neurotoxin levels are going down.
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Okay, well, alright. Just do your idea and then come straight back.
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You are the first robots to pass calibration.
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Unlike us, humans need to be taught teamwork.
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Since you are thankfully not humans, I have changed the tests to make them far more challenging and far less pointlessly fawning.
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Please ping a white portalable surface.
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Stubborn.
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Irritable.
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Antisocial.
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Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests?
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Are you scared to save those humans?
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Blue, I wouldn't have trusted Orange in that course either.
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Orange, it's not nice to make fun of Blue like that.
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Yes Orange, Blue did act like a fool just now.
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You're on your own.
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Blue, don't sink to Orange's level.
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I'll meet you on the other side!
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GET IN!
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Wheatley
What's going on?
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Come on, let's go!
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No no no, not that way!
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Be careful!
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