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Do you give up? It was the floor. Lying down on the floor. Is where I am. Needing you to pick me up.
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Again, though, for the moment: RUN!
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Pens. Might need those. Don't see any though. So...
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That did it! Neurotoxin at zero percent! Yes!
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Hey hey! You made it!
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Oh wait! I've got it I've got it I've got it! No, I haven't got it.
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Wait, where are you going? Where are you going?
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Okay, well, alright. Just do your idea and then come straight back.
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Alright, now. She can't use her turrets. So let's go and take care of that neurotoxin generator as well.
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Blue, you go first.
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GLaDOS
Today, you will be testing with a partner.
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But you two have become quite the team. Extremely close.
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Orange do what Blue just did.
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Feeds off the misery of others.
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Frequent bouts of uncontrollable rage.
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GLaDOS
Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests?
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GLaDOS
And...?
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GLaDOS
Hold on...
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Come on, solve it!
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Wheatley
Programmed in one last tremor, for old time's sake.
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Anddddd...THERE we go.
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No. Makes it go faster.
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Alright, going on three just gives you too much time to think about it. Let's, uh, go on one this time. Okay, ready?
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It's interesting. You won't regret it. I promise.
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Ohhhhh, have you got an idea?
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Orange is penalized
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The locking mechanism can tell you aren't humans.
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Did you think the electrical switch was down there?
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Chronically late.
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Fears conflict.
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Can't read.
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Steals lunch from staff fridge.
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Lacks charisma.
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Okay, I'll take that as a no, then.
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And off we go.
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There we go. Lift called.
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See that?
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Here she comes! Keep testing! Remember: you never saw me!
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I'll meet you on the other side!
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Probably best to ignore it, though. Just leave it be. We don't know where those panels it's cutting are going. Could be somewhere important.
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Ow!
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Aggggh!
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Insecure.
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You've probably figured it out by now, but I don't need you anymore.
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Go on.
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Coming! Coming! Don't start yet!
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That's the spirit!
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HA! The tube's broken! We can ride it straight to her!
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I'm still here, I'm still working, I haven't forgotten about you!
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Can you hear that? She has really kicked this place into high gear now.
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No no no, not that way!
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Excellent. You’re both doing very well.
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Maybe you ARE getting human emotions.
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In case you were wondering, you do not need to be crushed to solve this test.
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If you can't complete this course, those humans will die. Do you want that in your memory banks?
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GLaDOS
Stop failing, you need to find the vault door.
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Moody.
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Moves lips while reading.
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Takes long lunches.
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Poor self-esteem.
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Unconstructive.
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Antisocial.
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Ummmm. Yeah, I can't do it if you're watching.
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Come on through.
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Go! Go go go!
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GET IN!
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Ohhh, it hasn't done it.
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What are you...
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Are you OK?
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I'm pretty sure we're going the right way. Just to reassure you...
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Calibrating Blue's weight...
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Orange, can you write down all the ways you feel unworthy, ashamed, or inferior?
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Did you do that on purpose?
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Incoherent.
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Always sulking.
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Anxious.
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Avoids responsibility.
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Moody.
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Chews with mouth open.
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Yes Orange, we are alone. Blue can't hear you.
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Carry on.
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It is tricky. It is tricky. But just... plug me in, please.
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Pop a portal. Behind me, on the wall. Come on through.
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Anyway, we're really close to busting out. Just hang in there for - OW!
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Okay, I've just gotta concentrate!
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There's the exit! We're almost out of here!
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Hold on! The neurotoxin levels are going down.
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There is a box part here. Probably got some electronics in there.
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Aggh! I'm going the wrong way!
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There should be a portal device on that podium over there.
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It worked!
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Excellent.
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Orange, blue isn't a human. The lesson on trust only needs to be taught once. Orange is penalized 1 science collaboration point.
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Busybody.
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Ignores directions.
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Stubborn.
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Has irritating opinions.
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I can only imagine.
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Grab it and attach it to him!
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Here, let me get that for you.
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