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Hold on...
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GLaDOS
Anything? Take your time.
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GLaDOS
Come on, solve it!
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Wheatley
Alright, going on three just gives you too much time to think about it. Let's, uh, go on one this time. Okay, ready?
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Wheatley
There we go. Lights on.
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Wheatley
How you doing down there? You still holding on?
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Wheatley
So whatever you're doing, keep doing it!
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Wheatley
That did it! Neurotoxin at zero percent! Yes!
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Wheatley
What's going on?
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Wheatley
Agh!
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Wheatley
Aggggh!
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163
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Wheatley
Hey hey! You made it!
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Wheatley
Oh wait! I've got it I've got it I've got it! No, I haven't got it.
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Wheatley
Okay, well, alright. Just do your idea and then come straight back.
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Wheatley
Incoherent.
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162
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GLaDOS
Fears conflict.
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162
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GLaDOS
Feeds off the misery of others.
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GLaDOS
Go on!
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Wheatley
And off we go.
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162
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Wheatley
Anddddd...THERE we go.
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162
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Wheatley
I want to be plugged in, please!
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Wheatley
Do you understand what I'm saying? Just tell me 'Yes'.
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Wheatley
Aggh, see, now I hit that one, I hit that one...
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Wheatley
Pens. Might need those. Don't see any though. So...
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Wheatley
It's interesting. You won't regret it. I promise.
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Wheatley
Orange is penalized
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GLaDOS
Did you think the electrical switch was down there?
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GLaDOS
Steals lunch from staff fridge.
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GLaDOS
And...?
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161
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GLaDOS
All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you.
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GLaDOS
Go on.
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Wheatley
Anyway, just give me a wave before you solve this one, alright? Don't want to spoil the ending for when I watch it later.
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Wheatley
Coming! Coming! Don't start yet!
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Wheatley
No. Makes it go faster.
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Wheatley
Do you give up? It was the floor. Lying down on the floor. Is where I am. Needing you to pick me up.
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Wheatley
I'll meet you on the other side!
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161
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Wheatley
Alright, now. She can't use her turrets. So let's go and take care of that neurotoxin generator as well.
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Wheatley
Blue, you go first.
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GLaDOS
The locking mechanism can tell you aren't humans.
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GLaDOS
Stop failing, you need to find the vault door.
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GLaDOS
Can't read.
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GLaDOS
Takes long lunches.
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GLaDOS
Frequent bouts of uncontrollable rage.
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GLaDOS
Lacks charisma.
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GLaDOS
Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests?
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GLaDOS
It'll be fine. Get in.
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Wheatley
Ummmm. Yeah, I can't do it if you're watching.
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Wheatley
That's the spirit!
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Wheatley
Here she comes! Keep testing! Remember: you never saw me!
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Wheatley
There's the exit! We're almost out of here!
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Wheatley
Hold on! The neurotoxin levels are going down.
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Wheatley
Ohhhhh, have you got an idea?
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Wheatley
I'm pretty sure we're going the right way. Just to reassure you...
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Wheatley
Calibrating Blue's weight...
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GLaDOS
Moody.
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GLaDOS
See that?
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Wheatley
Programmed in one last tremor, for old time's sake.
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Wheatley
Probably best to ignore it, though. Just leave it be. We don't know where those panels it's cutting are going. Could be somewhere important.
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Wheatley
HA! The tube's broken! We can ride it straight to her!
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Wheatley
Enh!
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Wheatley
Ow!
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Wheatley
I'm still here, I'm still working, I haven't forgotten about you!
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Wheatley
Are you OK?
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Wheatley
Can you hear that? She has really kicked this place into high gear now.
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Wheatley
If you can't complete this course, those humans will die. Do you want that in your memory banks?
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GLaDOS
Moves lips while reading.
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GLaDOS
Ignores directions.
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GLaDOS
Moody.
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GLaDOS
Chews with mouth open.
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GLaDOS
Yes Orange, we are alone. Blue can't hear you.
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GLaDOS
Well, maybe it's time I did something then.
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Wheatley
Two. One or two more tremors in there. Just for fun.
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Wheatley
Come on through.
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Wheatley
Go! Go go go!
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Wheatley
There is a box part here. Probably got some electronics in there.
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Wheatley
Get to HER! I'll find you!
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Wheatley
Progress report: Still pretty tricky!
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Wheatley
Right. Let's figure out how to stop this turret line...
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Wheatley
What are you...
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Wheatley
It worked!
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Wheatley
Hm. Let's try this way.
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Wheatley
No no no, not that way!
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Wheatley
Excellent. You’re both doing very well.
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GLaDOS
Orange, can you write down all the ways you feel unworthy, ashamed, or inferior?
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GLaDOS
Maybe you ARE getting human emotions.
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GLaDOS
In case you were wondering, you do not need to be crushed to solve this test.
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GLaDOS
If you can't complete this course, those humans will die. Do you want that?
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GLaDOS
Until now.
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157
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GLaDOS
Always sulking.
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157
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GLaDOS
Anxious.
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GLaDOS
Avoids responsibility.
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GLaDOS
Busybody.
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GLaDOS
Stubborn.
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GLaDOS
Facial grimacing.
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GLaDOS
Has irritating opinions.
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GLaDOS
Poor self-esteem.
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GLaDOS
Unconstructive.
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GLaDOS
Antisocial.
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GLaDOS
Narcissist.
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GLaDOS
Charmless.
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GLaDOS
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