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I would say extremely deadly but we all know, for you and your amazing ability to be reassembled nothing is deadly.
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GLaDOS
Lacks empathy.
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GLaDOS
Always cold.
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GLaDOS
Poor self-esteem.
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GLaDOS
I don't think I want to go through that again.
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GLaDOS
Your brains are too small to feel either of those emotions. So I can trust you one hundred percent.
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GLaDOS
The humans accidentally forgot to put a security DVD in the player.
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GLaDOS
Old.
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GLaDOS
Charmless.
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GLaDOS
This next test involves emancipation grills. Remember? I told you about them in the last test area, that did not have one.
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GLaDOS
Here she comes! Keep testing! Remember: you never saw me!
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Wheatley
Enh!
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Wheatley
You don't need to do that.
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GLaDOS
Arsonist.
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GLaDOS
Yes Orange, we are alone. Blue can't hear you.
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GLaDOS
And off we go.
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Wheatley
Get in the lift.
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Wheatley
Whoa! Hey! Don't fall!
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Wheatley
Ha! I knew we were going the right way.
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Wheatley
Blue, orange isn't a human. The lesson on trust only needs to be taught once. Blue is penalized 1 science collaboration point.
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GLaDOS
An extra special bonus course that ends with us finding and freeing humans!
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GLaDOS
Orange do what Blue just did.
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GLaDOS
Please ping a white portalable surface.
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GLaDOS
Moody.
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GLaDOS
I can only imagine.
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GLaDOS
Probably.
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GLaDOS
Go on. Just... March on through that hole.
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Wheatley
I know I'm early, but we have to go right NOW!
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Wheatley
Hold on. Run back the other way! I'll turn the bridges back on!
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Wheatley
Do you give up? It was the floor. Lying down on the floor. Is where I am. Needing you to pick me up.
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Wheatley
Are you still thinking, or... what's happening?
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Wheatley
We are now going to take a break from the collaboration for an instructional competition.
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GLaDOS
Using your ping tool, please indicate where you would like me to place your two portals. Ping each location.
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GLaDOS
Stubborn.
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GLaDOS
Well... I'll be here during the whole next test.
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GLaDOS
There we go. I wanted to talk to you for a moment, if I may.
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Wheatley
Ok... Here we go...
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Wheatley
Whoa!
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Wheatley
Be careful!
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Wheatley
Orange, blue isn't a human. The lesson on trust only needs to be taught once. Orange is penalized 1 science collaboration point.
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GLaDOS
Most of them are simply good test subjects.
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GLaDOS
Congratulations, you completed the standard section of this course. Before we can go any further, I will need you to complete one more test outside of the standard testing track.
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GLaDOS
Busybody.
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GLaDOS
Irritable.
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GLaDOS
Correct Blue, Orange can't hear you.
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GLaDOS
I'll interpret that gesture to mean that you want me to become even more vindictive toward you.
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GLaDOS
Two. One or two more tremors in there. Just for fun.
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Wheatley
Go on. Walk up to the window. Take a look out.
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Wheatley
Excellent.
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GLaDOS
If you can't complete this course, those humans will die. Do you want that in your memory banks?
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GLaDOS
For instance, Orange, you just lost two opportunity advisement points.
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GLaDOS
Congratulations on completing the test. You two really are the best cooperative testing team I could ever ask for.
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GLaDOS
What about that camera?
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GLaDOS
Can't read.
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GLaDOS
Breathes with mouth open.
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GLaDOS
Did you know, the reassembly machine has other things it could be reassembling?
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GLaDOS
Are you scared to save those humans?
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GLaDOS
Come on. You were raised better than that.
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GLaDOS
Slapping hands. That accomplishes something.
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GLaDOS
Aggh, see, now I hit that one, I hit that one...
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Wheatley
Okay, quick recap: We are escaping! That's what's happening now: we're escaping. So you're doing great. Just keep running!
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Wheatley
Again, though, for the moment: RUN!
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Wheatley
Agh!
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Wheatley
In case you were wondering, you do not need to be crushed to solve this test.
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GLaDOS
Never shares.
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GLaDOS
Feeds off the misery of others.
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GLaDOS
Dull expression.
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GLaDOS
And here I thought this room was dangerously unlethal.
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GLaDOS
As long as I don't listen to what I'm saying, I should be okay.
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GLaDOS
No. Makes it go faster.
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Wheatley
Ohhhh, we're so close, plug me in!
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Wheatley
So whatever you're doing, keep doing it!
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Wheatley
Ungh!
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Wheatley
Can you hear that? She has really kicked this place into high gear now.
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Wheatley
Do you know where I was?
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GLaDOS
You know, in some human sports, the winner is the one who scores the fewest possible points?
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GLaDOS
I am going to risk having you go outside the official courses one more time.
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GLaDOS
I think he's getting desperate.
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GLaDOS
You're on your own.
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GLaDOS
Just as mementos, though...
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GLaDOS
I hardly think you're even trying with these gestures anymore.
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GLaDOS
All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you.
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GLaDOS
Go on.
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Wheatley
Alright, going on three just gives you too much time to think about it. Let's, uh, go on one this time. Okay, ready?
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Wheatley
That's the spirit!
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Wheatley
Agh, just... I just gotta get it through here...
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Wheatley
Turn around. I'll only be a second. If you don't mind.
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Wheatley
Get in the lift! Get in the lift!
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Wheatley
Did you notice I didn't even stay to the end of your last test?
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GLaDOS
Since you are thankfully not humans, I have changed the tests to make them far more challenging and far less pointlessly fawning.
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GLaDOS
The lock is looking for two humans.
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GLaDOS
That's why humans couldn't complete these courses, they treat their friends as enemies.
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GLaDOS
I can only place a portal on a white portalable surface.
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GLaDOS
Never completes work.
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GLaDOS
Chews with mouth open.
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GLaDOS
Really, not even humans do that anymore.
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GLaDOS
Blue, don't sink to Orange's level.
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GLaDOS
Alright, get moving.
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Wheatley
Anddddd...THERE we go.
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Wheatley
I know I've painted quite a grim picture of your chances. But if you simply stand here, we will both surely die.
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Wheatley
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