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Wait! I know! You get into the lift, okay? Then I'll eject myself out of my new body into the lift just as you pass by me! Brilliant.
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Anyway, just give me a wave before you solve this one, alright? Don't want to spoil the ending for when I watch it later.
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Programmed in one last tremor, for old time's sake.
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Might as well give you the tour.
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Anddddd...THERE we go.
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No. Makes it go faster.
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There we go. Lights on.
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Do you understand what I'm saying? Just tell me 'Yes'.
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Aggh, see, now I hit that one, I hit that one...
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Do you give up? It was the floor. Lying down on the floor. Is where I am. Needing you to pick me up.
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Ow!
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Aggggh!
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Okay, well, alright. Just do your idea and then come straight back.
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But you two have become quite the team. Extremely close.
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The other? Well...
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Orange, can you write down all the ways you feel unworthy, ashamed, or inferior?
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That’s right. You're not humans.
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Incoherent.
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Chronically late.
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Can't read.
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Poor self-esteem.
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Hold on...
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I hardly think you're even trying with these gestures anymore.
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Come on, solve it!
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Do not do it!
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There we go. Lift called.
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Probably best to ignore it, though. Just leave it be. We don't know where those panels it's cutting are going. Could be somewhere important.
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No no no, not that way!
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From here we transport you to the new testing course.
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If you can't complete this course, those humans will die. Do you want that?
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Remember when I told you that you were the only subjects to pass the calibration tests?
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Orange, blue isn't a human. The lesson on trust only needs to be taught once. Orange is penalized 1 science collaboration point.
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An extra special bonus course that ends with us finding and freeing humans!
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Insecure.
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Fears conflict.
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Antisocial.
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Go on.
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For your test.
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Oh really. That's what the two of you think, is it?
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Okay, I've just gotta concentrate!
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Pens. Might need those. Don't see any though. So...
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HA! The tube's broken! We can ride it straight to her!
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I'm still here, I'm still working, I haven't forgotten about you!
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Oh wait! I've got it I've got it I've got it! No, I haven't got it.
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Are you OK?
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Can you hear that? She has really kicked this place into high gear now.
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Calibrating Blue's weight...
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In case you were wondering, you do not need to be crushed to solve this test.
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Steals lunch from staff fridge.
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Ignores directions.
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Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests?
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Yes Orange, we are alone. Blue can't hear you.
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Grab it and attach it to him!
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You've probably figured it out by now, but I don't need you anymore.
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Hold on! The neurotoxin levels are going down.
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I can't hold on! Come on!
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There is a box part here. Probably got some electronics in there.
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What are you doing in there?
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Get to HER! I'll find you!
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Enh!
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Orange is penalized
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At the start of this course I was worried you were becoming too close but in my attempt to drive you apart I learned something important about trust and betrayal.
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Anxious.
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Moves lips while reading.
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Moody.
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Alright, going on three just gives you too much time to think about it. Let's, uh, go on one this time. Okay, ready?
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Come on through.
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I've got an idea! Do what it says, plug me in!
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Riggght now.
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Here she comes! Keep testing! Remember: you never saw me!
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There's the exit! We're almost out of here!
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We have to get you out of there!
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Would you mind putting your back towards me? So I can see only your back. And not your face.
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Come on! We have to go!
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Ok... Here we go...
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Not much of a plan, if I'm honest. But I'm afraid it's all we have at his point. Barring a sudden barrage of speech from your direction. Improbable. At best.
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Aggh! I'm going the wrong way!
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Ohhh, it hasn't done it.
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Ohhhhh, have you got an idea?
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It worked!
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HURRY! THIS WAY!
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Alright, now. She can't use her turrets. So let's go and take care of that neurotoxin generator as well.
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I'm pretty sure we're going the right way. Just to reassure you...
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Excellent. You’re both doing very well.
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Today, you will be testing with a partner.
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You already did this one. It'll be easy.
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Stop failing, you need to find the vault door.
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I know you like to think the reassembly machine is at your beck and call, but he has a life you know. He's not your slave.
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The humans accidentally forgot to put a security DVD in the player.
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Lacks confidence.
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Lacks empathy.
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Stubborn.
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Breathes with mouth open.
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Charmless.
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Lacks charisma.
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Here, let me get that for you.
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Are you trying to get my attention? I am very busy, you know.
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It's alright! Everything's good. I just invented some more tests!
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Carry on.
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Ummmm. Yeah, I can't do it if you're watching.
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