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HURRY! THIS WAY!
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Wheatley
See you at the bottom. Good luck!
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Wheatley
There are 5000 other two subject teams in direct competition with you.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Are you testing me?
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GLaDOS
Luckily, by the looks of things he knows as much about test building as he does about logical contradictions.
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GLaDOS
I know I've painted quite a grim picture of your chances. But if you simply stand here, we will both surely die.
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Wheatley
Apparently this human escaped and nobody's seen him since.
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Wheatley
That's it, no, that's it! Yeah.
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Wheatley
Please continue into the next test chamber.
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GLaDOS
If your confidence is still not high enough remember no one was created perfect.
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Who:
GLaDOS
What was that?
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Wheatley
Ah! Brilliant. You made it through, well done.
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Wheatley
Okay! Don't move!
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Wheatley
Ummmm. Yeah, I can't do it if you're watching.
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Wheatley
Ohhhh, we're so close, plug me in!
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Wheatley
GET IN!
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Wheatley
To facilitate collaboration, both of you have been equipped with a ping tool.
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GLaDOS
Blue receives
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182
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GLaDOS
We're so close, you can't fail now!
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GLaDOS
Go ahead, plug me in.
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GLaDOS
Hold on! This is a bit tricky!
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Wheatley
Okay, quick recap: We are escaping! That's what's happening now: we're escaping. So you're doing great. Just keep running!
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Wheatley
Probably.
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GLaDOS
Sollllve it...
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Wheatley
Oh. Sorry. Could have... sworn you said something.
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Wheatley
Plug me into that stick on the wall over there. Yeah? And I'll show you something. You'll be impressed by this.
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Wheatley
It would compromise the test to divulge individual scores. However, I can tell you at least one of you is doing very, very well.
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GLaDOS
That’s right. You're not humans.
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GLaDOS
Congratulations, you completed the standard section of this course. Before we can go any further, I will need you to complete one more test outside of the standard testing track.
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Who:
GLaDOS
You have just passed through an Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill, which erases most Aperture Science equipment that touches it.
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GLaDOS
Ha ha, YES! I knew you'd solve it!
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Wheatley
Oh! Right, the escape lift! I'll call it now.
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Wheatley
HA! I knew someone was alive in here.
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Wheatley
Pick me up, don't forget to pick me up!
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Wheatley
Are you still thinking, or... what's happening?
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Wheatley
Ooh. It's dark down here isn't it?
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Wheatley
Right. Well, I’m going to take this rail down the back way.
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Wheatley
Never shares.
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GLaDOS
And here I thought this room was dangerously unlethal.
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GLaDOS
Ah. Hmmmm.
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Wheatley
Hold on. Run back the other way! I'll turn the bridges back on!
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Wheatley
AH! I've just done it again.
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Wheatley
Orange do what Blue just did.
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GLaDOS
Chronically late.
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GLaDOS
Just get it off me...
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GLaDOS
Nothing. Nothing.
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GLaDOS
If I stop watching, I'm sure you'll get bored of this.
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GLaDOS
Alright. Still nothing, let's keep moving.
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Wheatley
I don't think I want to go through that again.
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GLaDOS
You already did this one. It'll be easy.
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GLaDOS
Problems with authority.
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GLaDOS
Did you know, the reassembly machine has other things it could be reassembling?
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GLaDOS
Do not do it!
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Wheatley
Still. It's a better plan than exploding. Marginally.
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GLaDOS
Orange is penalized
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GLaDOS
The other? Well...
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GLaDOS
Clearly that was blue's fault. Blue is penalized 3 science collaboration points.
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GLaDOS
You don't need to do that.
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GLaDOS
Humans find that an admirable trait.
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GLaDOS
Martyr.
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GLaDOS
Lactose intolerant.
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GLaDOS
We did it! I'm in control of the whole facility now!
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Wheatley
Ahungh.
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Wheatley
Oh. You MIGHT want to hang onto to something. Word of advice, up to you.
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Wheatley
Come to gloat?
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GLaDOS
But just work with me.
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GLaDOS
Try it now.
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GLaDOS
I'll interpret that gesture to mean that you want me to become even more vindictive toward you.
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GLaDOS
There she is...
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Wheatley
In case you thought to yourself, 'I've missed the window of time to voice my reservations.' Still open.
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Wheatley
But you two have become quite the team. Extremely close.
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GLaDOS
I know you like to think the reassembly machine is at your beck and call, but he has a life you know. He's not your slave.
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GLaDOS
Never completes work.
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GLaDOS
No sense of humor.
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GLaDOS
I know how we can BEAT him.
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GLaDOS
I thought of some good news. He's going to run out of test chambers eventually. I never stockpiled them.
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GLaDOS
Your destination's probably not going to come meet us here. Is it? So go on.
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Wheatley
So: there's PLENTY of time to recover. Just take it slow.
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Wheatley
Your ping tool is invaluable for communicating specific locations to your partner.
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GLaDOS
From here we transport you to the new testing course.
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GLaDOS
Today, you will be testing with a partner.
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GLaDOS
Feeds off the misery of others.
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GLaDOS
Underestimates scope of work. They all do.
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GLaDOS
I'm sure we'll be fine.
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GLaDOS
Aggh, see, now I hit that one, I hit that one...
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Wheatley
What about that camera?
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GLaDOS
You know, in some human sports, the winner is the one who scores the fewest possible points?
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GLaDOS
Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests?
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GLaDOS
Hold on...
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GLaDOS
Huh. That was easy.
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Wheatley
Oh! It's going faster, which I was... not expecting.
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Wheatley
Agh, just... I just gotta get it through here...
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Wheatley
Jump! Actually, looking at it, that is quite a distance, isn't it?
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Wheatley
Again, though, for the moment: RUN!
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Wheatley
The locking mechanism can tell you aren't humans.
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GLaDOS
Stop failing, you need to find the vault door.
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GLaDOS
This close and you are going to fail me?
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GLaDOS
That's why humans couldn't complete these courses, they treat their friends as enemies.
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GLaDOS
The humans accidentally forgot to put a security DVD in the player.
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GLaDOS
Incoherent.
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GLaDOS
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