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Wheatley
Okay, down those stairs, please?
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Wheatley
Aggggh!
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Wheatley
To try and make this course more exciting, I asked the reassembly machine to not reassemble you. He refused. I understand, that would be like asking me not to test.
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GLaDOS
Until now.
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GLaDOS
Stubborn.
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GLaDOS
Manipulative.
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GLaDOS
Are you trying to get my attention? I am very busy, you know.
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GLaDOS
Right. Well, I’m going to take this rail down the back way.
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Wheatley
All cooperative testing courses begin at this central hub.
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GLaDOS
That’s right. You're not humans.
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GLaDOS
Orange, to be clear. I was just asking Blue if he trusted you.
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GLaDOS
Not entirely, not entirely. Look at the word 'test', on the wall there. That's brand new.
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Wheatley
Quick question: Have you been working out? Because there's no evidence of it. I'm not a plastic cup. We will be landing with some force. So a bit of grip. Just using grip. Classic grip.
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Wheatley
I'm--do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to work on the assumption that you're still alive and I'm just going to wait for you up ahead.
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254
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Wheatley
Conversion gel. It's dripping out of that pipe there.
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253
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GLaDOS
To facilitate collaboration, both of you have been equipped with a ping tool.
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GLaDOS
Excellent work.
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252
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GLaDOS
I defy you to tell me there's a purpose to what you're doing.
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GLaDOS
Are you trying to impress me? What would impress me more is if you never did that again.
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252
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GLaDOS
Ah. Hmmmm.
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252
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Wheatley
Chronically late.
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GLaDOS
We did it! I'm in control of the whole facility now!
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251
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Wheatley
This is the main breaker room.
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Wheatley
Humans find that an admirable trait.
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250
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GLaDOS
Underestimates scope of work. They all do.
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250
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GLaDOS
That's it, no, that's it! Yeah.
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Wheatley
Well, that should do it.
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Wheatley
Blue, you go first.
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GLaDOS
We're so close, you can't fail now!
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GLaDOS
This close and you are going to fail me?
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249
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GLaDOS
To try and make this course more exciting, I asked the reassembly machine to not reassemble you if you fail. He refused. I understand. That would be like asking me not to test.
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249
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GLaDOS
Clearly that was blue's fault. Blue is penalized 3 science collaboration points.
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GLaDOS
Fears conflict.
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GLaDOS
Frequent mood swings.
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GLaDOS
Yeah... Made this test myself. Out of some smaller tests. That I found. Lying around.
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Wheatley
Okay! Don't move!
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249
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Wheatley
It would compromise the test to divulge individual scores. However, I can tell you at least one of you is doing very, very well.
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GLaDOS
Today, you will be testing with a partner.
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GLaDOS
Anxious.
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248
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GLaDOS
Moves lips while reading.
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GLaDOS
Try it now.
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248
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GLaDOS
Wait. Just thought of something? How am I going to get in? You know, being bloody massive and everything.
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Wheatley
Now I spy something that starts with an 'a'.
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248
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Wheatley
Don't want to hassle you. Sure you're busy. But--still here on the floor. Waiting to be picked up.
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248
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Wheatley
Hold on now. I might not have thought this next part COMPLETELY through.
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Wheatley
Okay! Keep your eye on the turret line, I'm gonna go and hack the door open.
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248
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Wheatley
Remember when I told you that you were the only subjects to pass the calibration tests?
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GLaDOS
Incoherent.
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GLaDOS
Orange, it's not nice to make fun of Blue like that.
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247
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GLaDOS
Don't plug him in.
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GLaDOS
Still held! Still bein' held. That's a great job. You've applied the grip. We're all fine. That's tremendous.
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Wheatley
If your confidence is still not high enough remember no one was created perfect.
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GLaDOS
I know you like to think the reassembly machine is at your beck and call, but he has a life you know. He's not your slave.
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GLaDOS
Insecure.
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GLaDOS
Did you know we originally used these cameras to capture moments of intense pain and agony in test subjects?
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GLaDOS
Go ahead, plug me in.
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GLaDOS
Keep it up and your arm will get stuck like that.
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GLaDOS
Impossible as it is to imagine, there actually is a solution. Devilishly hidden.
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Wheatley
Oh! Right, the escape lift! I'll call it now.
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Wheatley
Oh, and don't bother trying to portal out of here, because it's impossible, okay? I thought of everything.
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Wheatley
Do not do it!
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Wheatley
There we go. Lights on.
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Wheatley
Ooh. It's dark down here isn't it?
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Wheatley
See you at the bottom. Good luck!
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Wheatley
Frequent bouts of uncontrollable rage.
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GLaDOS
Orange, your plan is working perfectly.
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245
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GLaDOS
Here she comes! Just play along! RememberFifteenChambers!
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Wheatley
Narcissist.
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GLaDOS
But just work with me.
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GLaDOS
Ahungh.
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Wheatley
There she is...
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Wheatley
Pick me up, don't forget to pick me up!
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Wheatley
Right. Hmm. I'm gonna have to hack the door so we can get at it.
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Wheatley
You already did this one. It'll be easy.
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GLaDOS
Still. It's a better plan than exploding. Marginally.
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GLaDOS
Grab it and attach it to him!
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GLaDOS
Nothing. Nothing.
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GLaDOS
If I stop watching, I'm sure you'll get bored of this.
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GLaDOS
Sollllve it...
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Wheatley
Ha ha, YES! I knew you'd solve it!
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Wheatley
Are you... are you sure you're solving these correctly?
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243
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Wheatley
Oh. You MIGHT want to hang onto to something. Word of advice, up to you.
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Wheatley
Aggh! I'm going the wrong way!
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Wheatley
Ah! Brilliant. You made it through, well done.
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Wheatley
Orange is awarded five points!
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GLaDOS
The other? Well...
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GLaDOS
This isn't that hard.
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GLaDOS
Lactose intolerant.
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GLaDOS
Huh. That was easy.
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Wheatley
Oh. Sorry. Could have... sworn you said something.
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Wheatley
So: there's PLENTY of time to recover. Just take it slow.
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Wheatley
Hey! Hey! Up here!
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Wheatley
Yes Orange, Blue did act like a fool just now.
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GLaDOS
I know how we can BEAT him.
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GLaDOS
Luckily, by the looks of things he knows as much about test building as he does about logical contradictions.
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GLaDOS
Come on, solve it!
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241
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Wheatley
You know who ended up, do you know who ended up taking her down in the end? You're not going to believe this. A human.
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Wheatley
Ugh!
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241
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Wheatley
Okay, well, alright. Just do your idea and then come straight back.
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Wheatley
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