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Impossible as it is to imagine, there actually is a solution. Devilishly hidden.
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Wheatley
This close and you are going to fail me?
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GLaDOS
Wait. Just thought of something? How am I going to get in? You know, being bloody massive and everything.
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Wheatley
That's it, no, that's it! Yeah.
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Wheatley
Ooh. It's dark down here isn't it?
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Wheatley
Okay! Don't move!
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Wheatley
Hopeless. Just hopeless.
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GLaDOS
This next test involves emancipation grills. Remember? I told you about them in the last test area, that did not have one.
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GLaDOS
Ah! Brilliant. You made it through, well done.
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Wheatley
All right. I’m bringing this farce to a close.
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GLaDOS
Did you know we originally used these cameras to capture moments of intense pain and agony in test subjects?
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GLaDOS
There are 5000 other two subject teams in direct competition with you.
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GLaDOS
Inattentive listener.
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GLaDOS
There she is...
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Wheatley
I know I'm early, but we have to go right NOW!
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Wheatley
Pick me up, don't forget to pick me up!
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Wheatley
Okay, I'll take that as a no, then.
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Wheatley
Do not do it!
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Wheatley
So: there's PLENTY of time to recover. Just take it slow.
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Wheatley
Aggggh!
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Wheatley
Blue receives
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GLaDOS
While it may appear that I am only tracking your accomplishments using science collaboration points, the truth is every aspect of your performance will be reflected in your final score.
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GLaDOS
Go ahead, plug me in.
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GLaDOS
Ahungh.
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Wheatley
To facilitate collaboration, both of you have been equipped with a ping tool.
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GLaDOS
But you two have become quite the team. Extremely close.
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GLaDOS
To try and make this course more exciting, I asked the reassembly machine to not reassemble you if you fail. He refused. I understand. That would be like asking me not to test.
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GLaDOS
Orange, your plan is working perfectly.
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GLaDOS
We did it! I'm in control of the whole facility now!
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Wheatley
Oh! Right, the escape lift! I'll call it now.
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Wheatley
Ah. Hmmmm.
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Wheatley
Ow!
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Wheatley
The locking mechanism can tell you aren't humans.
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GLaDOS
Clearly that was blue's fault. Blue is penalized 3 science collaboration points.
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GLaDOS
Sollllve it...
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Wheatley
Plug me into that stick on the wall over there. Yeah? And I'll show you something. You'll be impressed by this.
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Wheatley
Ohhhh, we're so close, plug me in!
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Wheatley
Hold on. Run back the other way! I'll turn the bridges back on!
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Wheatley
Oh. You MIGHT want to hang onto to something. Word of advice, up to you.
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Wheatley
Again, though, for the moment: RUN!
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Wheatley
We're so close, you can't fail now!
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GLaDOS
Humans find that an admirable trait.
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GLaDOS
Chronically late.
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GLaDOS
Luckily, by the looks of things he knows as much about test building as he does about logical contradictions.
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GLaDOS
Hold on...
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GLaDOS
Huh. That was easy.
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Wheatley
Oh. Sorry. Could have... sworn you said something.
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Wheatley
Still. It's a better plan than exploding. Marginally.
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GLaDOS
And...?
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GLaDOS
Ha ha, YES! I knew you'd solve it!
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Wheatley
You know who ended up, do you know who ended up taking her down in the end? You're not going to believe this. A human.
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Wheatley
Right. Well, I’m going to take this rail down the back way.
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Wheatley
It would compromise the test to divulge individual scores. However, I can tell you at least one of you is doing very, very well.
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GLaDOS
This close and you are going to fail me?
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GLaDOS
Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests?
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GLaDOS
That’s right. You're not humans.
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GLaDOS
Probably.
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GLaDOS
Nothing. Nothing.
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GLaDOS
I know I've painted quite a grim picture of your chances. But if you simply stand here, we will both surely die.
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Wheatley
There we go. Lights on.
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Wheatley
Agh, just... I just gotta get it through here...
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Wheatley
There you are! I was starting to get worried.
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Wheatley
The other? Well...
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GLaDOS
You already did this one. It'll be easy.
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GLaDOS
I know you like to think the reassembly machine is at your beck and call, but he has a life you know. He's not your slave.
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GLaDOS
Martyr.
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GLaDOS
No sense of humor.
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GLaDOS
Problems with authority.
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GLaDOS
And here I thought this room was dangerously unlethal.
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GLaDOS
Anddddd...THERE we go.
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Wheatley
Today, you will be testing with a partner.
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GLaDOS
Insecure.
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GLaDOS
But just work with me.
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GLaDOS
Get in the lift.
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Wheatley
Okay, quick recap: We are escaping! That's what's happening now: we're escaping. So you're doing great. Just keep running!
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Wheatley
Are you still thinking, or... what's happening?
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Wheatley
You don't need to do that.
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GLaDOS
Congratulations, you completed the standard section of this course. Before we can go any further, I will need you to complete one more test outside of the standard testing track.
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GLaDOS
Incoherent.
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GLaDOS
Did you know, the reassembly machine has other things it could be reassembling?
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GLaDOS
I thought of some good news. He's going to run out of test chambers eventually. I never stockpiled them.
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GLaDOS
If I stop watching, I'm sure you'll get bored of this.
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GLaDOS
I'll interpret that gesture to mean that you want me to become even more vindictive toward you.
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GLaDOS
Alright, going on three just gives you too much time to think about it. Let's, uh, go on one this time. Okay, ready?
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Wheatley
Apparently this human escaped and nobody's seen him since.
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Wheatley
Jump! Actually, looking at it, that is quite a distance, isn't it?
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Wheatley
Orange is penalized
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GLaDOS
I don't think I want to go through that again.
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GLaDOS
Orange do what Blue just did.
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GLaDOS
Stop failing, you need to find the vault door.
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GLaDOS
Fears conflict.
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GLaDOS
Try it now.
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GLaDOS
Your ping tool is invaluable for communicating specific locations to your partner.
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GLaDOS
Never shares.
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GLaDOS
Lacks empathy.
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GLaDOS
Never completes work.
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GLaDOS
Lactose intolerant.
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GLaDOS
Frequent bouts of uncontrollable rage.
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GLaDOS
Come to gloat?
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GLaDOS
Grab it and attach it to him!
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GLaDOS
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