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I know I've painted quite a grim picture of your chances. But if you simply stand here, we will both surely die.
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Wheatley
Apparently this human escaped and nobody's seen him since.
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Wheatley
Whoa! Hey! Don't fall!
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Wheatley
Ah! Brilliant. You made it through, well done.
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Wheatley
Right. Well, I’m going to take this rail down the back way.
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Wheatley
Okay! Don't move!
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Wheatley
To facilitate collaboration, both of you have been equipped with a ping tool.
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GLaDOS
It would compromise the test to divulge individual scores. However, I can tell you at least one of you is doing very, very well.
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GLaDOS
Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests?
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GLaDOS
Nothing. Nothing.
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GLaDOS
OW...
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Wheatley
The upcoming tests require you to work together as a team.
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GLaDOS
Never on time.
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GLaDOS
Plug me into that stick on the wall over there. Yeah? And I'll show you something. You'll be impressed by this.
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Wheatley
Blue, now you're just being cruel. Blue receives 25 science collaboration points.
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GLaDOS
Did you know, the reassembly machine has other things it could be reassembling?
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GLaDOS
Okay...
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Wheatley
HA! I knew someone was alive in here.
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Wheatley
Blue receives
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GLaDOS
Inattentive listener.
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GLaDOS
Are you testing me?
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GLaDOS
Alright. Still nothing, let's keep moving.
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Wheatley
In case you thought to yourself, 'I've missed the window of time to voice my reservations.' Still open.
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Wheatley
So: there's PLENTY of time to recover. Just take it slow.
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Wheatley
GET IN!
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Wheatley
We're so close, you can't fail now!
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GLaDOS
And here I thought this room was dangerously unlethal.
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GLaDOS
Go ahead, plug me in.
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GLaDOS
What was that?
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Wheatley
Ahungh.
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Wheatley
Hold on. Run back the other way! I'll turn the bridges back on!
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Wheatley
HURRY! THIS WAY!
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Wheatley
Oh. You MIGHT want to hang onto to something. Word of advice, up to you.
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Wheatley
Jump! Actually, looking at it, that is quite a distance, isn't it?
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Wheatley
Blue just taught orange a valuable lesson in trust. For that, blue receives 14 science collaboration points.
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GLaDOS
Never completes work.
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GLaDOS
Problems with authority.
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GLaDOS
Ha ha, YES! I knew you'd solve it!
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Wheatley
We did it! I'm in control of the whole facility now!
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Wheatley
I don't think I want to go through that again.
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GLaDOS
Still. It's a better plan than exploding. Marginally.
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GLaDOS
I thought of some good news. He's going to run out of test chambers eventually. I never stockpiled them.
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GLaDOS
Try it now.
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GLaDOS
All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you.
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GLaDOS
There she is...
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Wheatley
Come on, stop muckin' around! Plug me in!
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Wheatley
Agh, just... I just gotta get it through here...
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Wheatley
Humans find that an admirable trait.
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GLaDOS
No sense of humor.
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GLaDOS
I'm sure we'll be fine.
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GLaDOS
So whatever you're doing, keep doing it!
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Wheatley
Never shares.
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GLaDOS
Lactose intolerant.
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GLaDOS
Frequent mood swings.
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GLaDOS
But just work with me.
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GLaDOS
Agh!
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Wheatley
Hey hey! You made it!
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Wheatley
You know, in some human sports, the winner is the one who scores the fewest possible points?
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GLaDOS
You don't need to do that.
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GLaDOS
It's perfect. Except for all the glass hitting us when I smash through the lift, that's a bit of a problem.
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Wheatley
Ah. Hmmmm.
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Wheatley
Ugh!
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Wheatley
Ooh. It's dark down here isn't it?
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Wheatley
Your ping tool is invaluable for communicating specific locations to your partner.
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GLaDOS
If you can't complete this course, those humans will die. Do you want that in your memory banks?
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GLaDOS
The locking mechanism can tell you aren't humans.
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GLaDOS
Feeds off the misery of others.
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GLaDOS
Just get it off me...
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GLaDOS
Anything? Take your time.
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GLaDOS
Sollllve it...
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Wheatley
You have no idea what it's like in this body.
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Wheatley
I want to be plugged in, please!
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Wheatley
How you doing down there? You still holding on?
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Wheatley
Again, though, for the moment: RUN!
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Wheatley
What's going on?
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Wheatley
Clearly that was blue's fault. Blue is penalized 3 science collaboration points.
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GLaDOS
Martyr.
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GLaDOS
Arsonist.
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GLaDOS
Frequent bouts of uncontrollable rage.
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GLaDOS
Come to gloat?
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GLaDOS
I know how we can BEAT him.
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GLaDOS
And...?
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GLaDOS
If I stop watching, I'm sure you'll get bored of this.
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GLaDOS
Coming! Coming! Don't start yet!
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Wheatley
Oh! It's going faster, which I was... not expecting.
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Wheatley
AH! I've just done it again.
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Wheatley
I'll meet you on the other side!
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Wheatley
That did it! Neurotoxin at zero percent! Yes!
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Wheatley
It's interesting. You won't regret it. I promise.
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Wheatley
Agh!
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Wheatley
Whoa!
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Wheatley
There you are! I was starting to get worried.
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Wheatley
Orange is awarded five points!
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GLaDOS
Blue, you go first.
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GLaDOS
Maybe you ARE getting human emotions.
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GLaDOS
Did you think the electrical switch was down there?
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GLaDOS
Underestimates scope of work. They all do.
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GLaDOS
Unconstructive.
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GLaDOS
Okay, I'll take that as a no, then.
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Wheatley
And off we go.
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