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GLaDOS
Oh. You MIGHT want to hang onto to something. Word of advice, up to you.
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145
Who:
Wheatley
That did it! Neurotoxin at zero percent! Yes!
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Wheatley
The upcoming tests require you to work together as a team.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Excellent work.
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GLaDOS
I'm sure we'll be fine.
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144
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GLaDOS
Probably.
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144
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GLaDOS
Go ahead, plug me in.
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GLaDOS
So: there's PLENTY of time to recover. Just take it slow.
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Wheatley
If you can't complete this course, those humans will die. Do you want that in your memory banks?
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143
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GLaDOS
Still. It's a better plan than exploding. Marginally.
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143
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GLaDOS
All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you.
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143
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GLaDOS
Anything? Take your time.
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143
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GLaDOS
We did it! I'm in control of the whole facility now!
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143
Who:
Wheatley
Plug me into that stick on the wall over there. Yeah? And I'll show you something. You'll be impressed by this.
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143
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Wheatley
So whatever you're doing, keep doing it!
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143
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Wheatley
Ugh!
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143
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Wheatley
Alright. Still nothing, let's keep moving.
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Wheatley
Okay...
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142
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Wheatley
It's interesting. You won't regret it. I promise.
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142
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Wheatley
That's it, no, that's it! Yeah.
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142
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Wheatley
We're so close, you can't fail now!
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141
Who:
GLaDOS
Try it now.
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141
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GLaDOS
Oh! Right, the escape lift! I'll call it now.
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141
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Wheatley
Hold on. Run back the other way! I'll turn the bridges back on!
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141
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Wheatley
Clearly that was blue's fault. Blue is penalized 3 science collaboration points.
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140
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GLaDOS
Inattentive listener.
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140
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GLaDOS
Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests?
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140
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GLaDOS
If I stop watching, I'm sure you'll get bored of this.
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140
Who:
GLaDOS
I want to be plugged in, please!
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140
Who:
Wheatley
I know I'm early, but we have to go right NOW!
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140
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Wheatley
Hopeless. Just hopeless.
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139
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GLaDOS
Yes Orange, we are alone. Blue can't hear you.
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139
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GLaDOS
I thought of some good news. He's going to run out of test chambers eventually. I never stockpiled them.
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139
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GLaDOS
Hold on...
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139
Who:
GLaDOS
Hold on, hold on, hold on... Almost there...
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139
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Wheatley
It's perfect. Except for all the glass hitting us when I smash through the lift, that's a bit of a problem.
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139
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Wheatley
What was that?
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139
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Wheatley
HA! I knew someone was alive in here.
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139
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Wheatley
In case you were wondering, you do not need to be crushed to solve this test.
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138
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GLaDOS
The locking mechanism can tell you aren't humans.
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138
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GLaDOS
Your failing gives me no new data, it just delays the inevitable.
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138
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GLaDOS
Frequent mood swings.
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138
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GLaDOS
Undermines others.
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138
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GLaDOS
Grab it and attach it to him!
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138
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GLaDOS
Oh.
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138
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Wheatley
Agh, just... I just gotta get it through here...
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138
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Wheatley
Orange is awarded five points!
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GLaDOS
Orange is penalized
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137
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GLaDOS
Orange, blue isn't a human. The lesson on trust only needs to be taught once. Orange is penalized 1 science collaboration point.
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137
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GLaDOS
Just get it off me...
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137
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GLaDOS
Come to gloat?
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137
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GLaDOS
AH! I've just done it again.
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137
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Wheatley
Agh!
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137
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Wheatley
Whoa!
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137
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Wheatley
You already did this one. It'll be easy.
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GLaDOS
Orange, can you write down all the ways you feel unworthy, ashamed, or inferior?
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136
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GLaDOS
Humans find that an admirable trait.
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136
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GLaDOS
No sense of humor.
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136
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GLaDOS
Problems with authority.
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136
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GLaDOS
I know how we can BEAT him.
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136
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GLaDOS
Are you trying to get my attention? I am very busy, you know.
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GLaDOS
OW...
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136
Who:
Wheatley
Whoa! Hey! Don't fall!
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136
Who:
Wheatley
Aggggh!
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136
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Wheatley
Hey hey! You made it!
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136
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Wheatley
Okay! Don't move!
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136
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Wheatley
From here we transport you to the new testing course.
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GLaDOS
An extra special bonus course that ends with us finding and freeing humans!
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GLaDOS
Never shares.
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135
Who:
GLaDOS
Never on time.
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135
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GLaDOS
Are you testing me?
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135
Who:
GLaDOS
Nothing. Nothing.
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135
Who:
GLaDOS
And...?
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135
Who:
GLaDOS
Wait! I know! You get into the lift, okay? Then I'll eject myself out of my new body into the lift just as you pass by me! Brilliant.
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Wheatley
There she is...
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135
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Wheatley
Come on, stop muckin' around! Plug me in!
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135
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Wheatley
There is a box part here. Probably got some electronics in there.
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135
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Wheatley
Probably best to ignore it, though. Just leave it be. We don't know where those panels it's cutting are going. Could be somewhere important.
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Wheatley
HURRY! THIS WAY!
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Wheatley
Blue, you go first.
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GLaDOS
That’s right. You're not humans.
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134
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GLaDOS
If you can't complete this course, those humans will die. Do you want that?
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134
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GLaDOS
That's why humans couldn't complete these courses, they treat their friends as enemies.
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134
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh... can someone reassemble Blue?
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134
Who:
GLaDOS
You don't need to do that.
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134
Who:
GLaDOS
Never completes work.
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134
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GLaDOS
Come on, solve it!
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134
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Wheatley
Ha ha, YES! I knew you'd solve it!
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134
Who:
Wheatley
Programmed in one last tremor, for old time's sake.
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134
Who:
Wheatley
Ah. Hmmmm.
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134
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Wheatley
No. Makes it go faster.
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134
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Wheatley
Can you get out?
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134
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Wheatley
Agh!
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134
Who:
Wheatley
Ah! Brilliant. You made it through, well done.
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134
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Wheatley
I don't think I want to go through that again.
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133
Who:
GLaDOS
Maybe you ARE getting human emotions.
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133
Who:
GLaDOS
I know you like to think the reassembly machine is at your beck and call, but he has a life you know. He's not your slave.
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133
Who:
GLaDOS
It's like you're just machines.
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133
Who:
GLaDOS
At the start of this course I was worried you were becoming too close but in my attempt to drive you apart I learned something important about trust and betrayal.
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GLaDOS
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