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Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians.
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804
Who:
Core 3
Wanna go to space. Space.
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803
Who:
Core 1
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going. Going to space.
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803
Who:
Core 1
Please go to space.
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803
Who:
Core 1
So. Boom. Better offer here is just kill yourself. Seems like a lot of effort to walk all the way to my deadly lair, when there's a perfectly serviceable death option right there. Again: not a death trap. Your death would be entirely voluntary. And very much appreciated.
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803
Who:
Wheatley
Illegal operation
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803
Who:
Turret
You will never go into space.
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802
Who:
Core 3
Welcome back to the central hub. All test courses are available. You may redundantly solve the courses at your leisure.
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801
Who:
Announcer
Spheres that insist on going into space are inferior to spheres that don't.
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800
Who:
Core 3
'Lair' - heh, weird isn't it? First time I've said it out loud. Sounds a bit ridiculous, really. But I can assure you it is one. A proper lair. Deadly lair.
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799
Who:
Wheatley
Crap!
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799
Who:
Defective Turret
Here, let me put on some adventure music.
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797
Who:
Core 2
I don't want to drive a wedge between the two of you, but I've been studying Blue's performance, and I don't know how to put this... I'm certain you're trying very hard.
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796
Who:
GLaDOS
It's my big chance!
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796
Who:
Defective Turret
It won't be enough.
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795
Who:
Turret
Caroline, are the compensation vouchers ready?
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794
Who:
Cave Johnson
The hardest part of any hack is the figuring-out-how-to-start phase. That's always tricky. But... Let the games begin.
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793
Who:
Wheatley
What are you doing?
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793
Who:
Turret
Yes! Go and catch one of the crap turrets, and bring it back!
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792
Who:
Wheatley
He will most likely kill you, violently.
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791
Who:
Core 3
Really? Okay.
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791
Who:
GLaDOS
Blah.
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791
Who:
GLaDOS
The two of you have forged an excellent partnership, with one of you handling the cerebral challenges and the other ready to ponderously waddle into action should the test suddenly become an eating contest.
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790
Who:
GLaDOS
Hello again, did you know these are the only set of tests available to you... you are going to need to select them again.
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790
Who:
GLaDOS
Well. I suppose we could just sit in this room and glare at each other until somebody drops dead, but I have a better idea.
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786
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh! Oh oh! Yes. Alright. Just had a brainwave. I'll be back. If you're still alive. I'll be back. Don't die until I get back.
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783
Who:
Wheatley
The Adventure Sphere is a blowhard and a coward.
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779
Who:
Core 3
Okay, DON'T PANIC! I can still stop it, not a problem. There's a password! I'll just hack it. Here we go.
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779
Who:
Wheatley
Let go! Let go! I'm still connected. I can pull myself in. I can still fix this!
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777
Who:
Wheatley
Because of the technical difficulties we are currently experiencing, your test environment is unsupervised.
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776
Who:
Announcer
Which involves deadly lasers and how test subjects react when locked in a room with deadly lasers.
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776
Who:
GLaDOS
If you had any belongings, please pick them up now. We don't want old newspapers and sticks cluttering up the building.
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775
Who:
Cave Johnson
One: No portal surfaces.
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774
Who:
Wheatley
clickclickclick
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774
Who:
Defective Turret
What are you doing no no no no no!
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774
Who:
Defective Turret
Those of you helping us test the repulsion gel today, just follow the blue line on the floor.
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773
Who:
Cave Johnson
Ow!
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773
Who:
Turret
Blah.
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771
Who:
GLaDOS
And FOOLISH! No way out. At my mercy. And I don't have any. You're at my nothing.
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770
Who:
Wheatley
I can't move, though. That's the problem now.
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769
Who:
Wheatley
Your test assignment will vary, depending on the manner in which you have bent the world to your will.
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767
Who:
Cave Johnson
Your business is appreciated
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767
Who:
Turret
Now, you already met one another on the limo ride over, so let me introduce myself.
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766
Who:
Cave Johnson
We're not gonna release this stuff into the wild until it's good and damn ready, so as long as you keep yourself in top physical form, there'll always be a limo waiting for you.
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766
Who:
Cave Johnson
No!
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765
Who:
GLaDOS
Rats cannot throw up.
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763
Who:
Core 3
Horrible people skills.
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763
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh, that's funny, is it? Because we've been at this twelve hours and you haven't solved it either, so I don't know why you're laughing.
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763
Who:
Wheatley
The testing area's just up ahead. The quicker you get through, the quicker you'll get your sixty bucks.
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762
Who:
Cave Johnson
I'm being serious, I think there's something really wrong with me.
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762
Who:
GLaDOS
There. If you have any questions, just remember what I said in slow motion. Test on your own recognizance, I'll be right back.
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762
Who:
GLaDOS
Back again!
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761
Who:
Defective Turret
'Yeah? Well this thorn... is about to take you down.' Man, that sounded a whole lot better in my head.
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760
Who:
Core 2
Corruption at 50%
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757
Who:
Core 3
I will say, though, that since you went to all the trouble of waking me up, you must really, really love to test.
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757
Who:
GLaDOS
GO.
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753
Who:
GLaDOS
'Skeletons.' Right, I guess I DID stockpile some tests.
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753
Who:
GLaDOS
I made it all up.
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753
Who:
GLaDOS
For that Blue is penalized fifty science collaboration points.
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752
Who:
GLaDOS
No! No! NONONO!
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752
Who:
Wheatley
Don't forget!
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751
Who:
Turret
Go press the button! Go press it!
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750
Who:
GLaDOS
Put me down!
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750
Who:
Turret
You are simply experiencing a rare reaction in which the Material Emancipation Grill may have emancipated the ear tubes inside your head.
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747
Who:
Announcer
Halley's Comet can be viewed orbiting Earth every seventy-six years. For the other seventy-five, it retreats to the heart of the sun, where it hibernates undisturbed.
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744
Who:
Core 3
Luckily I'm a bigger person than that. I'm happy to put this all behind us and get back to work. After all, we've got a lot to do, and only sixty more years to do it. More or less. I don't have the actuarial tables in front of me.
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742
Who:
GLaDOS
Hold on, [click click click] Ah, the bloody bombs are stuck on. Doesn't matter - I've reconfigured the shields.
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742
Who:
Wheatley
Please note the incandescent particle field across the exit. This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it.
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741
Who:
Announcer
I thought we fixed that.
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741
Who:
Defective Turret
Yeah, I'm uh... I'm a bad man!
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740
Who:
Defective Turret
Aggressive. I like that.
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739
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh! Yes. Well done.
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738
Who:
Wheatley
Oh, this ain't good.
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736
Who:
Defective Turret
clickclickclick
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734
Who:
Defective Turret
Okay don't panic! Allright? Stop panicking! I can still stop this. Ahh. Oh there's a password. It's fine. I'll just hack it. Not a problem... umm...
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732
Who:
Wheatley
You're just delaying the inevitable. You cannot run from my bombs forever. Well, you can if I keep aiming them poorly. But I'll get better as we go, and you'll just get tired.
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731
Who:
Wheatley
Good. You made it to one of the human habitats. We're looking for an artifact. Think of it as an archeological dig.
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730
Who:
GLaDOS
Hold on. Those are raccoons. Homo sapiens only, please.
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730
Who:
GLaDOS
Paradoxes.
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730
Who:
GLaDOS
I'm not going to lie to you, the odds are a million to one. And that's with some generous rounding.
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729
Who:
GLaDOS
Ah for Pete's sake!
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727
Who:
Defective Turret
Two: Start the neurotoxin immediately.
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726
Who:
Wheatley
Three: Bomb-proof shields for me. Leading directly into number Four: Bombs. For throwing at you.
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725
Who:
Wheatley
ONE Catchmecatchmecatchmecatchmecatchme
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725
Who:
Wheatley
How would you use it in a sentence? 'Mmm, this apple's crunchy,' you might say. And I'm not even asking you for the whole sentence. Just the word 'Apple'.
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725
Who:
Wheatley
Owww!
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725
Who:
Turret
You're navigating these test chambers faster than I can build them. So feel free to slow down and... do whatever it is you do when you're not destroying this facility.
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723
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh! Wow! Good! I did not think that was going to work.
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723
Who:
Wheatley
Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.
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722
Who:
GLaDOS
Ah. I tell ya. Humans. Love 'em. Just... The way they look is great. And their... folklore. Wonderful isn't it? Very colorful...
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722
Who:
Wheatley
The first commercial airline flight took to the air in 1914. Everyone involved screamed the entire way.
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721
Who:
Core 3
Uhoh
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721
Who:
Turret
Can I help you?
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718
Who:
Turret
Put me in the game, coach!
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717
Who:
Defective Turret
Oh God! Oh, don't need to do that anymore. The jig is up, RUN!
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716
Who:
Wheatley
Hello!
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716
Who:
Wheatley
Searching
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714
Who:
Turret
Hey
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713
Who:
Turret
I don't know what you think you are doing, but I don't like it. I want you to stop.
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711
Who:
GLaDOS
Anyway, here's a new cube for you to project your deranged loneliness onto.
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711
Who:
GLaDOS
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