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Let's go - let's go to space. Let's go to space.
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704
Who:
Core 1
Oh! Oh oh! Yes. Alright. Just had a brainwave. I'll be back. If you're still alive. I'll be back. Don't die until I get back.
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704
Who:
Wheatley
Take me with you...
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704
Who:
Turret
Hello.
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703
Who:
Defective Turret
I don't want to drive a wedge between the two of you, but I've been studying Blue's performance, and I don't know how to put this... I'm certain you're trying very hard.
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702
Who:
GLaDOS
Press the button again.
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702
Who:
GLaDOS
Welcome back to the central hub. All test courses are available. You may redundantly solve the courses at your leisure.
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701
Who:
Announcer
Going to space.
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701
Who:
Core 1
Hey.
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700
Who:
Core 1
Which involves deadly lasers and how test subjects react when locked in a room with deadly lasers.
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700
Who:
GLaDOS
He will most likely kill you, violently.
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699
Who:
Core 3
Hello again, did you know these are the only set of tests available to you... you are going to need to select them again.
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699
Who:
GLaDOS
I'm sorry, I don't know why that went off. Anyway, just an interesting science fact.
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699
Who:
GLaDOS
It's my big chance!
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699
Who:
Defective Turret
What's a guy gotta do to get some bullets around here?
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698
Who:
Defective Turret
Oh, that's funny, is it? Because we've been at this twelve hours and you haven't solved it either, so I don't know why you're laughing.
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697
Who:
Wheatley
Watch out, pal!
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697
Who:
Defective Turret
I'm being serious, I think there's something really wrong with me.
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696
Who:
GLaDOS
Caroline, are the compensation vouchers ready?
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694
Who:
Cave Johnson
The Adventure Sphere is a blowhard and a coward.
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693
Who:
Core 3
Well. I suppose we could just sit in this room and glare at each other until somebody drops dead, but I have a better idea.
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691
Who:
GLaDOS
Let go! Let go! I'm still connected. I can pull myself in. I can still fix this!
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690
Who:
Wheatley
You're just delaying the inevitable. You cannot run from my bombs forever. Well, you can if I keep aiming them poorly. But I'll get better as we go, and you'll just get tired.
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688
Who:
Wheatley
Horrible people skills.
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687
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay, DON'T PANIC! I can still stop it, not a problem. There's a password! I'll just hack it. Here we go.
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687
Who:
Wheatley
Awwww, come on.
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685
Who:
Defective Turret
Spheres that insist on going into space are inferior to spheres that don't.
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684
Who:
Core 3
Halley's Comet can be viewed orbiting Earth every seventy-six years. For the other seventy-five, it retreats to the heart of the sun, where it hibernates undisturbed.
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683
Who:
Core 3
We're not gonna release this stuff into the wild until it's good and damn ready, so as long as you keep yourself in top physical form, there'll always be a limo waiting for you.
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682
Who:
Cave Johnson
'Yeah? Well this thorn... is about to take you down.' Man, that sounded a whole lot better in my head.
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681
Who:
Core 2
There. If you have any questions, just remember what I said in slow motion. Test on your own recognizance, I'll be right back.
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681
Who:
GLaDOS
Your test assignment will vary, depending on the manner in which you have bent the world to your will.
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679
Who:
Cave Johnson
Crap!
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679
Who:
Defective Turret
Those of you helping us test the repulsion gel today, just follow the blue line on the floor.
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678
Who:
Cave Johnson
'Skeletons.' Right, I guess I DID stockpile some tests.
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675
Who:
GLaDOS
Luckily I'm a bigger person than that. I'm happy to put this all behind us and get back to work. After all, we've got a lot to do, and only sixty more years to do it. More or less. I don't have the actuarial tables in front of me.
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675
Who:
GLaDOS
The testing area's just up ahead. The quicker you get through, the quicker you'll get your sixty bucks.
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674
Who:
Cave Johnson
I will say, though, that since you went to all the trouble of waking me up, you must really, really love to test.
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673
Who:
GLaDOS
And FOOLISH! No way out. At my mercy. And I don't have any. You're at my nothing.
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672
Who:
Wheatley
One: No portal surfaces.
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672
Who:
Wheatley
Now, you already met one another on the limo ride over, so let me introduce myself.
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671
Who:
Cave Johnson
Because of the technical difficulties we are currently experiencing, your test environment is unsupervised.
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669
Who:
Announcer
If you had any belongings, please pick them up now. We don't want old newspapers and sticks cluttering up the building.
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669
Who:
Cave Johnson
Oh! Yes. Well done.
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668
Who:
Wheatley
No! No! NONONO!
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668
Who:
Wheatley
It won't be enough.
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668
Who:
Turret
The first commercial airline flight took to the air in 1914. Everyone involved screamed the entire way.
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663
Who:
Core 3
Paradoxes.
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662
Who:
GLaDOS
But don't be alarmed, alright? Although, if you do feel alarm, try to hold onto that feeling because that is the proper reaction to being told you have brain damage.
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662
Who:
Wheatley
I made it all up.
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660
Who:
GLaDOS
Back again!
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660
Who:
Defective Turret
For that Blue is penalized fifty science collaboration points.
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659
Who:
GLaDOS
I just now realized that I used to rely on my management rail to not fall into bottomless pits. And you're my rail now. And you can fall into bottomless pits. I'm rambling out of fear, but here's the point: don't get close to the edge.
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659
Who:
Wheatley
What are you doing no no no no no!
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659
Who:
Defective Turret
Yeah, I'm uh... I'm a bad man!
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659
Who:
Defective Turret
How would you use it in a sentence? 'Mmm, this apple's crunchy,' you might say. And I'm not even asking you for the whole sentence. Just the word 'Apple'.
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657
Who:
Wheatley
Really? Okay.
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656
Who:
GLaDOS
Aggressive. I like that.
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655
Who:
GLaDOS
I probably wouldn't have let things get this far, but you go ahead and do things your way.
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654
Who:
Core 2
Go press the button! Go press it!
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654
Who:
GLaDOS
ONE Catchmecatchmecatchmecatchmecatchme
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654
Who:
Wheatley
I'm not going to lie to you, the odds are a million to one. And that's with some generous rounding.
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653
Who:
GLaDOS
Corruption at 50%
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652
Who:
Core 3
Okay, listen, let me lay something on you here. It's pretty heavy. They told me NEVER NEVER EVER to disengage myself from my Management Rail. Or I would DIE. But we're out of options here. So... get ready to catch me, alright, on the off chance that I'm not dead the moment I pop off this thing.
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652
Who:
Wheatley
Don't forget!
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647
Who:
Turret
Hold on. Those are raccoons. Homo sapiens only, please.
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646
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh! Wow! Good! I did not think that was going to work.
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646
Who:
Wheatley
Illegal operation
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644
Who:
Turret
You are simply experiencing a rare reaction in which the Material Emancipation Grill may have emancipated the ear tubes inside your head.
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643
Who:
Announcer
Your business is appreciated
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643
Who:
Turret
You're navigating these test chambers faster than I can build them. So feel free to slow down and... do whatever it is you do when you're not destroying this facility.
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638
Who:
GLaDOS
Ah. I tell ya. Humans. Love 'em. Just... The way they look is great. And their... folklore. Wonderful isn't it? Very colorful...
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638
Who:
Wheatley
I don't know what you think you are doing, but I don't like it. I want you to stop.
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637
Who:
GLaDOS
Yes!
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637
Who:
GLaDOS
We've had some times, haven't we? Like that time I jumped off my management rail, not sure if I'd die or not when I did, and all you had to do was catch me? Annnd you didn't. Did you? Ohhhh. You remember that? I remember that. I remember that all the time.
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635
Who:
Wheatley
Did you know I discovered a way to eradicate poverty? But then you KILLED me. So that's gone.
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634
Who:
GLaDOS
Well, you passed the test. I didn't see the deer today. I did see some humans. But with you here I've got more test subjects than I'll ever need.
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634
Who:
GLaDOS
GO.
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633
Who:
GLaDOS
But don't be alarmed, alright? Because ah... well, actually, if you DO feel alarmed, hold onto that. Because the feeling of alarm is the proper reaction to being told you've got massive brain damage. So if you are alarmed, then it suggests the damage is not as serious as we thought. Although it probably is really serious.
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633
Who:
Wheatley
Okay don't panic! Allright? Stop panicking! I can still stop this. Ahh. Oh there's a password. It's fine. I'll just hack it. Not a problem... umm...
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632
Who:
Wheatley
clickclickclick
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632
Who:
Defective Turret
Hold on, [click click click] Ah, the bloody bombs are stuck on. Doesn't matter - I've reconfigured the shields.
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630
Who:
Wheatley
Good. You made it to one of the human habitats. We're looking for an artifact. Think of it as an archeological dig.
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629
Who:
GLaDOS
No!
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629
Who:
GLaDOS
It DOES sound rude. I'm not going to lie to you. It DOES sound rude. It's not. Put me right on it. Stick me in.
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627
Who:
Wheatley
In Greek myth, the craftsman Daedalus invented human flight so a group of Minotaurs would stop teasing him about it.
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624
Who:
Core 3
Anyway, here's a new cube for you to project your deranged loneliness onto.
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622
Who:
GLaDOS
I thought we fixed that.
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621
Who:
Defective Turret
Ah for Pete's sake!
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621
Who:
Defective Turret
Gotta go to space.
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620
Who:
Core 1
Two: Start the neurotoxin immediately.
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620
Who:
Wheatley
Oh God! Oh, don't need to do that anymore. The jig is up, RUN!
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620
Who:
Wheatley
Sorry to interject again, but if you do NOT push the button the deadly neurotoxin emitters will come back online, at which point she will most likely fill you to brimming with neurotoxin. Not trying to rush you. Just throwing that out for leisurely digestion in your own time.
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619
Who:
Wheatley
What are you doing?
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619
Who:
Turret
Put me down!
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618
Who:
Turret
Rats cannot throw up.
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617
Who:
Core 3
The Enrichment Center will now provide a list of numbers and fruits. Write them down as they will become important later in the experiment. Not the fruits, though. Seven. Avocado. Forty. Please continue into the next test chamber.
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617
Who:
GLaDOS
Please note the incandescent particle field across the exit. This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it.
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616
Who:
Announcer
Look, I don't like this any more than you do. In fact, I like it less because I'm the one who got partially eaten by a bird.
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616
Who:
GLaDOS
Three: Bomb-proof shields for me. Leading directly into number Four: Bombs. For throwing at you.
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615
Who:
Wheatley
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