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Hey, hold on whoa whoa whoa whoa!
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Defective Turret
But I need to protect the humans!
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Turret
Orange is first to acquire a Portal Device.
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GLaDOS
Now than, let's see what we got here. Ah! 'Reactor Core Emergency Heat Venting Protocols.' That's the problem right there, isn't it? 'Emergency'. You don't want to see 'emergency' flashing at you. Never good that, is it? Right. DELETE.
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Wheatley
Never completes work.
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161
Who:
GLaDOS
Probably.
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169
Who:
GLaDOS
Come on, you've already solved it.
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394
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Wheatley
So... you're gonna test. I'm gonna watch. And everything is gonna be JUST... FINE.
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488
Who:
Wheatley
The surge of emotion that shot through me when I saved your life taught me an even more valuable lesson: where Caroline lives in my brain.
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874
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GLaDOS
Please put me down
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768
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Turret
GET IN!
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154
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Wheatley
That's ridiculous, how do they know for sure the tests are deadly if they could still write the suggestion?
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216
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GLaDOS
Oh.
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219
Who:
GLaDOS
Hold on! This is a bit tricky!
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178
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Wheatley
See that?
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157
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Wheatley
Don't like space. Don't like space.
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Core 1
Ohhhh. Another door malfunction. I'm going to take care of this once and for all. Stay here, I'll be back in a while.
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249
Who:
GLaDOS
SPAAACCCCCE!
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Core 1
Take me with you...
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648
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Turret
There we go. Lift called.
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157
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Wheatley
Procrastinator.
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217
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GLaDOS
Oh! But I did find something. Reminds me: I've got a big surprise for you two. Seriously. Look forward to it.
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191
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Wheatley
Ohhh. I see. [chuckle]
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406
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Wheatley
I don't understand!
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Turret
That's right. Drink it in. You could eat off those wall panels.
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184
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GLaDOS
Yes, do do it!
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187
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Wheatley
Well, on with the test.
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145
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Wheatley
You know what makes me laugh? The thought of you cutting that out.
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271
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GLaDOS
After seeing what he's done to my facility -- after we take over again -- is it alright if I kill him?
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260
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GLaDOS
So I've been thinking: We need humans for these tests. And since the only human within a thousand miles of us is a test-ruining sociopath... I'll just have to MAKE some.
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1140
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GLaDOS
Oh no, I'm one of the bad ones, aren't I?
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696
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Defective Turret
Anything? Take your time.
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162
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GLaDOS
Well done. In fact, you did so well, I'm going to note this on your file, in the commendations section. Oh, there's lots of room here. 'Did.... well. ... Enough.'
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GLaDOS
Hi there!
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Defective Turret
Congratulations, you completed the standard section of this course. Before we can go any further, I will need you to complete one more test outside of the standard testing track.
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168
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GLaDOS
If you were human, you would want a reward for completing this test. A reward for testing?!?!
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226
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GLaDOS
According to most advanced algorithms, the world's best name is Craig.
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Core 3
[Laughter]
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3752
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GLaDOS
Gotta go to space.
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592
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Core 1
It was YOUR voice.
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1468
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GLaDOS
Okay. Plan B. We need humans.
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412
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GLaDOS
Waddle over to the elevator and we'll continue the testing.
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582
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GLaDOS
Hey! How's it going! I talked my way onto the nanobot work crew rebuilding this shaft. They are REALLY small, so -ah - I KNOW, Jerry. No, I'm on BREAK, mate. On a break.
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420
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Wheatley
There you are
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1521
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Turret
Please ping a white portalable surface.
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144
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GLaDOS
Any ideas? Any ideas? No? No, me neither.
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149
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Wheatley
I lied.
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473
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GLaDOS
Lady.
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743
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Core 1
Here's an idea, since making tests is difficult--why don't you just keep solving THIS test. Same one. And I can just... watch you solve it. Yes. That sounds much easier.
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Wheatley
I am NOT! A MORON!
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Wheatley
You do know I can't wave back right?
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232
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GLaDOS
Alright. Your funeral, pal.
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329
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Defective Turret
Yeah!
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600
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GLaDOS
I'm done.
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792
Who:
GLaDOS
Sorry, are you still there? Could you--could you pick me up?
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Wheatley
Um. You've got a yacht. And... Boys! Loads of fellas. Hunky guys down there. Possibly even a boyfriend! Who's to say at this stage. But, a lot of good looking fellas down there. And, ah, a boy band as well! That haven't seen a woman in years. And they're not picky at all. They don't care if you've got a bit of brain damage. If you've been running around sweating. And... A farm! A pony farm! And... Just jump down, would ya?
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Wheatley
Heh heh heh heh...
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259
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Defective Turret
Don't be a stranger!
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218
Who:
Defective Turret
The one you risked your life to get to. So you could escape certain death. No rush.
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145
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Wheatley
Sorry, what's going on over there? You know, I'm actually over here, still thinking really hard!
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207
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Wheatley
Chronic anxiety. Oh, I can work with that.
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199
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GLaDOS
I want to be plugged in, please!
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160
Who:
Wheatley
Contrary to popular belief, the Eskimo does not have one hundred different words for snow. They do, however, have two hundred and thirty-four words for fudge.
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Core 3
Thought you'd seen the last of us, didn't ya?
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Defective Turret
Plus, I put a lot of effort in getting this lair ready for you. It'd certainly teach me a lesson if you simply died, painlessly, twenty feet from the door. I'd be furious. I'd be like RRRRR. I got my just desserts. No more than I deserve. Why not teach me a lesson by jumping in the old masher?
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Wheatley
Say one useful thing. One. I dare you. I will give you a hundred dollars if you say one thing remotely applicable to anything at all.
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Core 2
Not getting better with age!
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247
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Defective Turret
The reserve power ran out, so of course the whole relaxation center stops waking up the bloody test subjects.
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290
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Wheatley
There. If you have any questions, just remember what I said in slow motion. Test on your own recognizance, I'll be right back.
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GLaDOS
What -what's wrong with being adopted? Um. Well... lack of parents, for one, and... also... furthermore... nothing. Some of my best... friends are... orphans... But...
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Wheatley
For instance, Orange, you just lost two opportunity advisement points.
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143
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GLaDOS
Blah.
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676
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GLaDOS
'Lair' - heh, weird isn't it? First time I've said it out loud. Sounds a bit ridiculous, really. But I can assure you it is one. A proper lair. Deadly lair.
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Wheatley
If you had any belongings, please pick them up now. We don't want old newspapers and sticks cluttering up the building.
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640
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Cave Johnson
Yeah, how ya doin'?
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271
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Defective Turret
clickclickclick
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412
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Defective Turret
Grab it and attach it to him!
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153
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GLaDOS
Say. Remember when we cleared the air back there? Is there... anything you want to say to me? Anything?
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GLaDOS
Come to gloat?
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159
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GLaDOS
The turret factory should be this way I think.
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145
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Wheatley
All cooperative testing courses begin at this central hub.
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151
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GLaDOS
The escape lift. Just there. Come on.
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145
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Wheatley
But that was worth it.
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368
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GLaDOS
Which involves deadly lasers and how test subjects react when locked in a room with deadly lasers.
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676
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GLaDOS
Good job jumping. You must be very proud.
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510
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GLaDOS
You only failed
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370
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GLaDOS
This is not good.
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191
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GLaDOS
Do not press that button!
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392
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Wheatley
[computer gibberish]
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1524
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GLaDOS
We need to find the power station at the end of this course. The humans must have accidentally disconnected it from my grid. I am sure it was just a clerical error.
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446
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GLaDOS
Just a heads up: We're gonna have a superconductor turned up full blast and pointed at you for the duration of this next test. I'll be honest, we're throwing science at the wall here to see what sticks. No idea what it'll do. Probably nothing. Best-case scenario, you might get some superpowers. Worst case, some tumors, which we'll cut out.
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Cave Johnson
Love space. Need to go to space.
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642
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Core 1
You really aren't getting tired of that, are you?
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901
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GLaDOS
You should both be familiar with the game of Tic-Tac-Toe.
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242
Who:
GLaDOS
Could you come over here?
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Turret
You're better than that.
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191
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GLaDOS
Estás usando este software de traducción de forma incorrecta. Por favor, consulta el manual.
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4822
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Wheatley
Identify yourself or I will shoot.
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2812
Who:
Defective Turret
[tired breathing] Nevermind. Nevermind. Solve it yourself. You're on your own.
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275
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Wheatley
No, wait. Just kill it and we'll call things even between us. No hard feelings.
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GLaDOS
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