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Thanks to you, I know where to find them, I removed their security and powered up their - uh - rescue door.
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GLaDOS
Hairless. Hm.
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422
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GLaDOS
Look, anyway. I've spoken enough. Take your time. I'll let you think about it. I don't want to pressure you: is it the lair? Is it the masher? You know what my opinion is: Masher. I'm leaning toward masher. Up to you. Just gonna give you some time to think
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422
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Wheatley
I'm fully connected. I can see everything.
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421
Who:
GLaDOS
Still running. Alright. Looks tiring. Tell you what - you stop running and I'll stop bombing you... That seems fair.
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420
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Wheatley
Are you okay? Are you - Don't answer that. I'm absolutely sure you're fine. There's plenty of time for you to recover. Just take it slow.
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420
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Wheatley
Not getting better with age!
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420
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Defective Turret
Am I interrupting your important conversation?
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419
Who:
GLaDOS
Yeah, what?
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419
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Defective Turret
No variances detected.
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418
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GLaDOS
Let's see here, exit exit exit... there is no exit.
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416
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Wheatley
If you want to just call it quits, we could just sit here. Forever. That's an option. Option A: Sit here. Do nothing. Option B: Go through there, and if she's alive, she'll almost certainly kill us.
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416
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Wheatley
Okay, have it your way. What, are you fighting that guy? You got that under control there? Cuz it looks like there's a lot of stuff on fire...
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414
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Core 2
I’ve been listening to Orange talk and I don’t know how you put up with it, I really don’t. You have the patience of a saint.
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414
Who:
GLaDOS
The reserve power ran out, so of course the whole relaxation center stops waking up the bloody test subjects.
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414
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Wheatley
You seem to have defeated its load-bearing capacity. Well done. I'll just lower the ceiling.
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413
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GLaDOS
Keep it up, baby! You're creamin' him!
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412
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Core 2
Every time you fail, it's a reminder of the way things used to be. But then there you are. Again. Like nothing happened.
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411
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GLaDOS
I'm sorry. The arrows seem to have rusted off. Good luck.
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411
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GLaDOS
Thanks!
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411
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GLaDOS
Ohhhh. Another door malfunction. I'm going to take care of this once and for all. Stay here, I'll be back in a while.
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410
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GLaDOS
Ah. That just cleans right off, does it? Well, that would have been good to know. A little earlier.
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410
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Wheatley
Oh no...
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409
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GLaDOS
It wasn't anything personal. Just... you know. You DID kill me. Fair's fair.
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409
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GLaDOS
Ohhh, not now!
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409
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Defective Turret
Say. Remember when we cleared the air back there? Is there... anything you want to say to me? Anything?
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408
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GLaDOS
She did all the work.
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407
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GLaDOS
clickclickclick
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406
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Defective Turret
Pfff. I guess.
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404
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Core 2
Startles easily. Boo!
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404
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GLaDOS
To clarify, I was being a little bit facetious about wanting to get rid of monitors. They're actually really quite useful. So I do want them around. So if you could just avoid smashing them.
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404
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Wheatley
Preparing to love this... don't want to build it up too much... but I think this one's going to be good, I can tell...
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403
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Wheatley
What are you two doing?
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402
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GLaDOS
Have you worked out the one good trait humans have, yet?
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402
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GLaDOS
Look for a switch that says ESCAPE POD. Alright? Don't touch ANYTHING else.
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402
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Wheatley
Well, I tried. Best of luck!
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402
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Defective Turret
Time to watch the master.
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402
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Defective Turret
You're the type of show-off who only shows off really stupid things.
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401
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GLaDOS
What happened? What, what, what have you put onto me? What is that?
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401
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Wheatley
I wonder if that dancing has some effect on you?
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399
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GLaDOS
Oh! Sorry. The lift. Sorry. I keep forgetting.
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399
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Wheatley
Dang!
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399
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Defective Turret
Luckily, you don't feel pain. At any rate, you don't have a way to communicate that you feel pain.
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398
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GLaDOS
Okay, so the bad news is the tests are MY tests now. So they can kill us.
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398
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GLaDOS
clickclickclick
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398
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Defective Turret
Ah, come on!
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398
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Defective Turret
Blue, how well do you really know Orange? Do you trust Orange? What if I told you, you aren't Orange's first cooperative partner?
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397
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GLaDOS
BAM! Secret panel! That I opened. While your back was turned.
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397
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Wheatley
Don't listen to him. Jump.
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396
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GLaDOS
Very good! You found those useless blueprints.
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396
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GLaDOS
Congratulations on completing the Aperture Science standard cooperative testing courses.
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396
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GLaDOS
Once testing starts, I'm required by protocol to keep interaction with you to a minimum. Luckily, we haven't started testing yet. This will be our only chance to talk.
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396
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GLaDOS
A computer. Not a surprise. Expected. Check that off the list. Computer identified. Tick.
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396
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Wheatley
Okay. New plan. Act natural. We've done NOTHING wrong.
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395
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Wheatley
Run!
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395
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Wheatley
Uh, yeah, what?
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395
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Defective Turret
Wait here. Don't go anywhere. I'll be back.
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394
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GLaDOS
clickclickclick
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394
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Defective Turret
How's that taste, pal?
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393
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Core 2
Still, if it were, Orange would be winning.
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393
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GLaDOS
Be careful. Hugging can lead to... well, me disassembling you forever.
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393
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GLaDOS
Sorry about the lift. It's, uh... out of service. Because it melted.
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393
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Wheatley
Look at this! No rail to tell us where to go! OH, this is brilliant. We can go where ever we want! Hold on, though, where are we going? Seriously. Hang on, let me just get my bearings. Hm. Just follow the rail, actually.
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393
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Wheatley
Nope. Okay. A... A... A... A... A... C.
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393
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Wheatley
AH!
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393
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Wheatley
Um.
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393
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Defective Turret
Yay, Orange is back. Testing can continue.
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392
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GLaDOS
After seeing what he's done to my facility -- after we take over again -- is it alright if I kill him?
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392
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GLaDOS
Ha ha ha ha ha. Did I tell you the one about the turned-off reassembly machine?
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392
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GLaDOS
Hey! Hey! It's me! I'm okay!
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392
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Wheatley
Locked and loaded!
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392
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Defective Turret
No!
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391
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Wheatley
Yes!
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391
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Wheatley
MOVE.
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390
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Wheatley
The...um... sorry.. I wouldn't say smelly. Just attending to the humans.
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390
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Wheatley
If at first you don't succeed, quit and try another course.
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389
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GLaDOS
Ay. Double Pee-Ell-Ee.
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389
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Wheatley
Watch and learn, everyone. Watch and learn.
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389
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Defective Turret
No knife? That's fine. I know all about pressure points.
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388
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Core 2
I’m sorry, Subject Orange.
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388
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GLaDOS
Humans! That's what you look like right now.
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387
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GLaDOS
Alright. So my paradox idea didn't work.
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387
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GLaDOS
I'll bet you're both dying to know what your big surprise is. Only TWO more chambers!
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387
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Wheatley
Do it!
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387
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Wheatley
Agggh...
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387
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Defective Turret
Come back!
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386
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Wheatley
In order to ensure that sufficient power remains for core testing protocols, all safety devices have been disabled.
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385
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GLaDOS
Nothing. He's good. This one. He is good. I'm gonna need to break out the expert level hacking maneuvers now. You asked for it Mate.
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385
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Wheatley
I'm afraid the door's locked. Just checked it. No way to hack it as far as I can tell. The mechanism must be on the -oh, now look at that. That's a big laser!
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385
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Wheatley
Can you see the portal gun?
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385
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Wheatley
Tell ya what, why don't you put me down and I'll make a distraction.
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384
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Core 2
And they said no one would ever die during this test, thanks for proving them wrong.
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384
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GLaDOS
Good. You have a dual portal device. There should be a way back to the testing area up ahead.
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384
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GLaDOS
Yeah, how ya doin'?
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384
Who:
Defective Turret
This is just a thought experiment, just to see how much time you'll waste thinking about these worthless documents. The correct time is zero seconds.
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383
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GLaDOS
Wish there was more books! But there's not.
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383
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Wheatley
Well, I did my best.
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383
Who:
Defective Turret
You're doing great!
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382
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Core 2
And here's the best part. There's a conveyor belt that will convey you in convenient comfort right into the masher. You won't have to lift a finger. Everything's been taken care of. Didn't have to. Didn't have to do that.
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382
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Wheatley
[tired breathing] Nevermind. Nevermind. Solve it yourself. You're on your own.
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Wheatley
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