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The irony is that you were almost at the last test.
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GLaDOS
Still running. Alright. Looks tiring. Tell you what - you stop running and I'll stop bombing you... That seems fair.
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Wheatley
Dang.
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Defective Turret
Just stop it already.
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GLaDOS
Hairless. Hm.
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GLaDOS
Okay, have it your way. What, are you fighting that guy? You got that under control there? Cuz it looks like there's a lot of stuff on fire...
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Core 2
Not paying attennnntion...
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GLaDOS
Ah. That just cleans right off, does it? Well, that would have been good to know. A little earlier.
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Wheatley
The reserve power ran out, so of course the whole relaxation center stops waking up the bloody test subjects.
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Wheatley
Not getting better with age!
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Defective Turret
I'm fully connected. I can see everything.
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GLaDOS
I’ve been listening to Orange talk and I don’t know how you put up with it, I really don’t. You have the patience of a saint.
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GLaDOS
Let's see here, exit exit exit... there is no exit.
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Wheatley
Preparing to love this... don't want to build it up too much... but I think this one's going to be good, I can tell...
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Wheatley
Look for a switch that says ESCAPE POD. Alright? Don't touch ANYTHING else.
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Wheatley
Am I interrupting your important conversation?
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GLaDOS
Say. Remember when we cleared the air back there? Is there... anything you want to say to me? Anything?
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GLaDOS
You're the type of show-off who only shows off really stupid things.
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GLaDOS
I'm sorry. The arrows seem to have rusted off. Good luck.
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GLaDOS
To clarify, I was being a little bit facetious about wanting to get rid of monitors. They're actually really quite useful. So I do want them around. So if you could just avoid smashing them.
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Wheatley
clickclickclick
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Defective Turret
Keep it up, baby! You're creamin' him!
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Core 2
You seem to have defeated its load-bearing capacity. Well done. I'll just lower the ceiling.
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GLaDOS
BAM! Secret panel! That I opened. While your back was turned.
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Wheatley
Pfff. I guess.
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Core 2
No variances detected.
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GLaDOS
I wonder if that dancing has some effect on you?
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GLaDOS
What happened? What, what, what have you put onto me? What is that?
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Wheatley
She did all the work.
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GLaDOS
Ah, come on!
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Defective Turret
Ohhhh. Another door malfunction. I'm going to take care of this once and for all. Stay here, I'll be back in a while.
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GLaDOS
A computer. Not a surprise. Expected. Check that off the list. Computer identified. Tick.
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Wheatley
Ohhh, not now!
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Defective Turret
Once testing starts, I'm required by protocol to keep interaction with you to a minimum. Luckily, we haven't started testing yet. This will be our only chance to talk.
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GLaDOS
Dang!
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Defective Turret
Uh, yeah, what?
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Defective Turret
Startles easily. Boo!
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GLaDOS
How's that taste, pal?
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Core 2
Don't listen to him. Jump.
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GLaDOS
What are you two doing?
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GLaDOS
Be careful. Hugging can lead to... well, me disassembling you forever.
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GLaDOS
Very good! You found those useless blueprints.
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GLaDOS
Congratulations on completing the Aperture Science standard cooperative testing courses.
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GLaDOS
Hey! Hey! It's me! I'm okay!
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Wheatley
Time to watch the master.
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Defective Turret
Every time you fail, it's a reminder of the way things used to be. But then there you are. Again. Like nothing happened.
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GLaDOS
Oh no...
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GLaDOS
It wasn't anything personal. Just... you know. You DID kill me. Fair's fair.
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GLaDOS
If at first you don't succeed, quit and try another course.
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GLaDOS
Okay, so the bad news is the tests are MY tests now. So they can kill us.
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GLaDOS
Nope. Okay. A... A... A... A... A... C.
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Wheatley
No!
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Wheatley
Ay. Double Pee-Ell-Ee.
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Wheatley
Um.
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Defective Turret
No knife? That's fine. I know all about pressure points.
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Core 2
Yay, Orange is back. Testing can continue.
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GLaDOS
Alright. So my paradox idea didn't work.
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GLaDOS
After seeing what he's done to my facility -- after we take over again -- is it alright if I kill him?
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GLaDOS
Thanks!
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GLaDOS
MOVE.
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Wheatley
AH!
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Wheatley
Nothing. He's good. This one. He is good. I'm gonna need to break out the expert level hacking maneuvers now. You asked for it Mate.
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Wheatley
Can you see the portal gun?
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Wheatley
Well, I tried. Best of luck!
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Defective Turret
clickclickclick
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Defective Turret
Luckily, you don't feel pain. At any rate, you don't have a way to communicate that you feel pain.
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GLaDOS
Ha ha ha ha ha. Did I tell you the one about the turned-off reassembly machine?
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GLaDOS
Sorry about the lift. It's, uh... out of service. Because it melted.
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Wheatley
Do it!
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Wheatley
I'm afraid the door's locked. Just checked it. No way to hack it as far as I can tell. The mechanism must be on the -oh, now look at that. That's a big laser!
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Wheatley
The...um... sorry.. I wouldn't say smelly. Just attending to the humans.
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Wheatley
clickclickclick
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Defective Turret
Have you worked out the one good trait humans have, yet?
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GLaDOS
In order to ensure that sufficient power remains for core testing protocols, all safety devices have been disabled.
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GLaDOS
Are you alive down there?
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Wheatley
Still, if it were, Orange would be winning.
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GLaDOS
Wait here. Don't go anywhere. I'll be back.
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GLaDOS
This is just a thought experiment, just to see how much time you'll waste thinking about these worthless documents. The correct time is zero seconds.
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GLaDOS
Well, I did my best.
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Defective Turret
Watch and learn, everyone. Watch and learn.
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Defective Turret
Humans! That's what you look like right now.
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GLaDOS
Agggh...
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Defective Turret
And they said no one would ever die during this test, thanks for proving them wrong.
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GLaDOS
You're doing great!
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Core 2
I’m sorry, Subject Orange.
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GLaDOS
I can't decide which is my favorite; the crushers for crushing you or the reassembly machine for putting you back together so you can be crushed again.
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GLaDOS
The humans closed this test because they said it was too deadly. I thought they would have moved it into the testing track hall of fame for that, not let it deteriorate.
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GLaDOS
Wish there was more books! But there's not.
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Wheatley
Yes!
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Wheatley
Yeah, how ya doin'?
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Defective Turret
Good. You have a dual portal device. There should be a way back to the testing area up ahead.
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GLaDOS
I'll bet you're both dying to know what your big surprise is. Only TWO more chambers!
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Wheatley
Blue, how well do you really know Orange? Do you trust Orange? What if I told you, you aren't Orange's first cooperative partner?
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GLaDOS
[tired breathing] Nevermind. Nevermind. Solve it yourself. You're on your own.
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Wheatley
Tell ya what, why don't you put me down and I'll make a distraction.
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Core 2
To get to the Vault, you are going to need to use all the tricks you have learned. To help, I have made these tests extremely difficult.
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GLaDOS
Congratulations. I am sure if I had the time to repair these tests, you would have never completed them. So again, congratulations on completing the broken easy tests.
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GLaDOS
After you told me to turn the beam off, I thought I'd lost you. Went poking around for other test subjects. No luck there. Everyone's still all dead.
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Wheatley
Okay. New plan. Act natural. We've done NOTHING wrong.
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Wheatley
clickclickclick
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Defective Turret
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