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Ahhh...
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341
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Wheatley
Look for a switch that says ESCAPE POD. Alright? Don't touch ANYTHING else.
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341
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Wheatley
clickclickclick
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341
Who:
Defective Turret
I wonder if that dancing has some effect on you?
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340
Who:
GLaDOS
Cheater.
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340
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GLaDOS
Say. Remember when we cleared the air back there? Is there... anything you want to say to me? Anything?
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340
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GLaDOS
I'm sorry. The arrows seem to have rusted off. Good luck.
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339
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GLaDOS
Ah. That just cleans right off, does it? Well, that would have been good to know. A little earlier.
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339
Who:
Wheatley
four
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338
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh. No. I fizzled that one too.
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338
Who:
GLaDOS
What happened? What, what, what have you put onto me? What is that?
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338
Who:
Wheatley
No knife? That's fine. I know all about pressure points.
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337
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Core 2
Pfff. I guess.
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337
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Core 2
You seem to have defeated its load-bearing capacity. Well done. I'll just lower the ceiling.
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337
Who:
GLaDOS
Rgggh!
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336
Who:
Defective Turret
I’ve been listening to Orange talk and I don’t know how you put up with it, I really don’t. You have the patience of a saint.
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335
Who:
GLaDOS
How's that taste, pal?
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334
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Core 2
This next test involves discouragement redirection cubes. I'd just finished building them before you had your, well, episode. So now we'll both get to see how they work.
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334
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GLaDOS
Do not press that button!
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334
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Wheatley
Okay, so the bad news is the tests are MY tests now. So they can kill us.
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333
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GLaDOS
In order to ensure that sufficient power remains for core testing protocols, all safety devices have been disabled.
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333
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GLaDOS
Do it!
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333
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Wheatley
BAM! Secret panel! That I opened. While your back was turned.
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333
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Wheatley
Sorry about the lift. It's, uh... out of service. Because it melted.
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331
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Wheatley
Wish there was more books! But there's not.
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331
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Wheatley
clickclickclick
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331
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Defective Turret
Well, can't win 'em all...
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331
Who:
Defective Turret
Time to watch the master.
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331
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Defective Turret
This is just a thought experiment, just to see how much time you'll waste thinking about these worthless documents. The correct time is zero seconds.
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330
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GLaDOS
Yay, Orange is back. Testing can continue.
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329
Who:
GLaDOS
Be careful. Hugging can lead to... well, me disassembling you forever.
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329
Who:
GLaDOS
A computer. Not a surprise. Expected. Check that off the list. Computer identified. Tick.
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329
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Wheatley
Just stop it already.
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328
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GLaDOS
Uh, yeah, what?
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328
Who:
Defective Turret
And they said no one would ever die during this test, thanks for proving them wrong.
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327
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GLaDOS
Hairless. Hm.
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327
Who:
GLaDOS
Ha ha ha ha ha. Did I tell you the one about the turned-off reassembly machine?
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327
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GLaDOS
Nothing. He's good. This one. He is good. I'm gonna need to break out the expert level hacking maneuvers now. You asked for it Mate.
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Wheatley
clickclickclick
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327
Who:
Defective Turret
Tell ya what, why don't you put me down and I'll make a distraction.
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326
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Core 2
Once testing starts, I'm required by protocol to keep interaction with you to a minimum. Luckily, we haven't started testing yet. This will be our only chance to talk.
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GLaDOS
Very good! You found those useless blueprints.
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325
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GLaDOS
After you told me to turn the beam off, I thought I'd lost you. Went poking around for other test subjects. No luck there. Everyone's still all dead.
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325
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Wheatley
Run!
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325
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Wheatley
Hey! Hey! It's me! I'm okay!
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325
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Wheatley
Don't listen to him. Jump.
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324
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GLaDOS
After seeing what he's done to my facility -- after we take over again -- is it alright if I kill him?
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324
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GLaDOS
Okay. New plan. Act natural. We've done NOTHING wrong.
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Wheatley
To get to the Vault, you are going to need to use all the tricks you have learned. To help, I have made these tests extremely difficult.
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GLaDOS
Good. You have a dual portal device. There should be a way back to the testing area up ahead.
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323
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GLaDOS
Dang.
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323
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Defective Turret
Ah, come on!
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323
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Defective Turret
No variances detected.
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322
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GLaDOS
Startles easily. Boo!
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322
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GLaDOS
I'm afraid the door's locked. Just checked it. No way to hack it as far as I can tell. The mechanism must be on the -oh, now look at that. That's a big laser!
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Wheatley
clickclickclick
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322
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Defective Turret
If you have, in fact, not, you are encouraged to take a moment to reflect on your failure before proceeding into the next chamber.
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321
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GLaDOS
Ha! Missed me that time. Ohhh, you were solving-nevermind, carry on. My fault.
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321
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Wheatley
Ay. Double Pee-Ell-Ee.
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321
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Wheatley
The humans closed this test because they said it was too deadly. I thought they would have moved it into the testing track hall of fame for that, not let it deteriorate.
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320
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GLaDOS
Look at this! No rail to tell us where to go! OH, this is brilliant. We can go where ever we want! Hold on, though, where are we going? Seriously. Hang on, let me just get my bearings. Hm. Just follow the rail, actually.
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Wheatley
Here it comes, pal!
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320
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Defective Turret
Yeah! How'd you like that?
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319
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Core 2
Can you see the portal gun?
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319
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Wheatley
Dang!
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319
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Defective Turret
You're doing great!
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318
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Core 2
Am I interrupting your important conversation?
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318
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GLaDOS
Well, I tried. Best of luck!
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318
Who:
Defective Turret
Watch and learn, everyone. Watch and learn.
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318
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Defective Turret
I'll bet you're both dying to know what your big surprise is. Only TWO more chambers!
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Wheatley
AH!
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317
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Wheatley
I heard gunfire! A bit late for this, but look out for gunfire! Probably doesn't help at this point, but I have at least tried.
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317
Who:
Wheatley
Are you alive down there?
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317
Who:
Wheatley
What are you two doing?
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316
Who:
GLaDOS
Seriously, I'm not joking. Could you just turn around for a second?
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316
Who:
Wheatley
Yes!
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316
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Wheatley
Congratulations on completing the Aperture Science standard cooperative testing courses.
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315
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GLaDOS
Congratulations. I am sure if I had the time to repair these tests, you would have never completed them. So again, congratulations on completing the broken easy tests.
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315
Who:
GLaDOS
Blue, how well do you really know Orange? Do you trust Orange? What if I told you, you aren't Orange's first cooperative partner?
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315
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GLaDOS
Ohhhh. Another door malfunction. I'm going to take care of this once and for all. Stay here, I'll be back in a while.
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315
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GLaDOS
Starting now, if I'm honest, to wonder if you're not doing all this screen-breaking on purpose. Beginning to take it personally. You know what I mean? It's like an insult to me.
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315
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Wheatley
Also, a note: No braces on your spine, either. So don't land on that. Or your head, no braces there. That could split like a melon from this height. [nervous chuckle] Do definitely focus on landing with your legs.
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Who:
Wheatley
Technical... Ummm... You'll need to turn around while I do this.
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315
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Wheatley
Every time you fail, it's a reminder of the way things used to be. But then there you are. Again. Like nothing happened.
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GLaDOS
Thanks!
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314
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GLaDOS
What's that behind you? It's only a robot on a bloody stick! A different one!
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314
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Wheatley
Heh heh heh heh...
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314
Who:
Defective Turret
Yeah, how ya doin'?
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314
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Defective Turret
All right. You create a distraction then, and I'll distract him from YOUR distraction.
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313
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Core 2
Welcome back to the hub, did you fail at selecting the correct course?
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313
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GLaDOS
She did all the work.
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313
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GLaDOS
There. Bing! Perfect. On you go.
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313
Who:
Wheatley
The...um... sorry.. I wouldn't say smelly. Just attending to the humans.
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313
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Wheatley
Yeah, I GOT it, didn't I?
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313
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Defective Turret
Blue, you are the most advanced model of robot Aperture Science has ever discontinued.
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312
Who:
GLaDOS
Also, once I eject myself out of the core the lift might stop. Then we'd be trapped in a lift full of broken glass suspended fifty feet off the ground.
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312
Who:
Wheatley
Nope. Okay. A... A... A... A... A... C.
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312
Who:
Wheatley
Not getting better with age!
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312
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Defective Turret
Ohhh, not now!
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312
Who:
Defective Turret
Heh heh heh heh...
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312
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Defective Turret
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