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You seem to have defeated its load-bearing capacity. Well done. I'll just lower the ceiling.
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GLaDOS
Still running. Alright. Looks tiring. Tell you what - you stop running and I'll stop bombing you... That seems fair.
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Wheatley
Ha! Missed me that time. Ohhh, you were solving-nevermind, carry on. My fault.
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Wheatley
This isn't fair!
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Defective Turret
I can't decide which is my favorite; the crushers for crushing you or the reassembly machine for putting you back together so you can be crushed again.
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GLaDOS
In order to ensure that sufficient power remains for core testing protocols, all safety devices have been disabled.
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GLaDOS
You know what makes me laugh? The thought of you cutting that out.
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GLaDOS
Oo! I've got an idea!
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Wheatley
What happened? What, what, what have you put onto me? What is that?
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Wheatley
Starting now, if I'm honest, to wonder if you're not doing all this screen-breaking on purpose. Beginning to take it personally. You know what I mean? It's like an insult to me.
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Wheatley
A... A... A... A... A... A.
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Wheatley
But not entirely my fault! You shoulda seen the SIZE of that thing, it was huge! I should have gotten a raise for all the times I DIDN'T bump into it.
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Wheatley
Hey wait wait wait wait wait wait!
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Defective Turret
Congratulations on completing the Aperture Science standard cooperative testing courses.
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GLaDOS
I can't believe you came back.
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GLaDOS
And here's the best part. There's a conveyor belt that will convey you in convenient comfort right into the masher. You won't have to lift a finger. Everything's been taken care of. Didn't have to. Didn't have to do that.
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Wheatley
Wish there was more books! But there's not.
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Wheatley
A computer. Not a surprise. Expected. Check that off the list. Computer identified. Tick.
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Wheatley
Good. You have a dual portal device. There should be a way back to the testing area up ahead.
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GLaDOS
I heard gunfire! A bit late for this, but look out for gunfire! Probably doesn't help at this point, but I have at least tried.
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Wheatley
Oh my.
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Turret
Tell ya what, why don't you put me down and I'll make a distraction.
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Core 2
Congratulations. I am sure if I had the time to repair these tests, you would have never completed them. So again, congratulations on completing the broken easy tests.
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GLaDOS
All right, you know what, it's gonna be best if you can get him to say something first. It's just better if I have a set-up.
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Core 2
eight
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GLaDOS
Ay. Double Pee-Ell-Ee.
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Wheatley
But now, looking around, seeing Aperture restored to its former glory? You don't have to worry about leaving EVER again. I mean that.
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GLaDOS
Oh! Sorry. The lift. Sorry. I keep forgetting.
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Wheatley
Every time you fail, it's a reminder of the way things used to be. But then there you are. Again. Like nothing happened.
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GLaDOS
NO!
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GLaDOS
Also, once I eject myself out of the core the lift might stop. Then we'd be trapped in a lift full of broken glass suspended fifty feet off the ground.
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Wheatley
Can you see the portal gun?
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Wheatley
Technical... Ummm... You'll need to turn around while I do this.
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Wheatley
Hi there!
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Defective Turret
Yeah! How'd you like that?
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Core 2
After seeing what he's done to my facility -- after we take over again -- is it alright if I kill him?
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GLaDOS
No!
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Wheatley
No variances detected.
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GLaDOS
You know what? Go ahead and jump. You've got braces on your legs. No braces on your arms, though. Gonna have to rely on the old human strength to keep a grip on the device and, by extension, me. So do. Do make sure to maintain a grip.
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Wheatley
Are you alive down there?
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Wheatley
Well, let's do some tests and see what happens.
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GLaDOS
Plug me into that stick on the wall over there. I'll show you something.
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Wheatley
The...um... sorry.. I wouldn't say smelly. Just attending to the humans.
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Wheatley
Welcome back to the hub, did you fail at selecting the correct course?
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GLaDOS
What's that behind you? It's only a robot on a bloody stick! A different one!
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Wheatley
five
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GLaDOS
There. Bing! Perfect. On you go.
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Wheatley
Seriously, I'm not joking. Could you just turn around for a second?
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Wheatley
Blue, you are the most advanced model of robot Aperture Science has ever discontinued.
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GLaDOS
It wasn't anything personal. Just... you know. You DID kill me. Fair's fair.
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GLaDOS
This is AMAZING! We can walk wherever we want! Look, just... go left! No, go right, go right! Don't even care, don't even care, just go where ever you want, couldn't care less.
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Wheatley
A somersault is just falling over in style. Congratulations on being clumsy.
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GLaDOS
I'll give you a hint. Button. That's all I'm gonna say. One word. Button.
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Wheatley
Ahhh...
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Wheatley
Run!
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Wheatley
Best of luck, lady!
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Defective Turret
Yeah, how ya doin'?
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Defective Turret
She did all the work.
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GLaDOS
Ohhh. Remember when you picked me up? Five seconds ago! Ohhh, that was amazing! Do it again, pick me up again!
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Wheatley
Dang.
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Defective Turret
Am I interrupting your important conversation?
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GLaDOS
All those pieces of the ceiling that keep falling out? Probably actually pieces of the ceiling, I'll bet. That looked real. But it doesn't signify anything, is my point.
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Wheatley
No, wait, wait!
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Defective Turret
Wait here. Don't go anywhere. I'll be back.
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GLaDOS
Your failing does not make this science.
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GLaDOS
How is this even science, without the possibility of death?
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GLaDOS
How is this even science, without the consequence of death?
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GLaDOS
Thanks!
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GLaDOS
Hold on, I'll stop the elevator. Anything? Take your time...
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GLaDOS
Well done. You know, when I woke up and saw the state of the labs, I started to wonder if there was any point to going on. I came THAT close to just giving up and letting you go.
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GLaDOS
Still, if it were, Orange would be winning.
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GLaDOS
Excellent. I think you have earned a break from the official testing courses.
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GLaDOS
Cheater.
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GLaDOS
Alarmist.
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GLaDOS
ow.
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GLaDOS
Hold on. Couldn't we just use that conversion gel?
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GLaDOS
If groups of hunter-gatherers appear to have made this - or any - test chamber their home, DO NOT AGITATE THEM. Test through them.
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GLaDOS
You see that button over there? You just need to ARRRRRGH!
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Wheatley
Hey! Hey! It's me! I'm okay!
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Wheatley
Dang!
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Defective Turret
Well, I did my best.
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Defective Turret
Luckily, you don't feel pain. At any rate, you don't have a way to communicate that you feel pain.
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GLaDOS
Startles easily. Boo!
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GLaDOS
Solve his puzzle for him. When he comes back, I'll hit him with a paradox.
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GLaDOS
Do not press that button!
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Wheatley
Leave me in! Leave me in! Go press it!
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Wheatley
Look down. Who's that, down there, talking? It's me! Down on the floor. Needing you to pick me up.
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Wheatley
This time...
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Defective Turret
Don't worry. You can't die. They will just reassemble you.
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GLaDOS
Then we'd come and find you. And rip your gross little stupid sphere body out of MY body, and put me back in.
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GLaDOS
I tell you, if I was up against impossible odds, this is the way I'd want to go out: mashed with dignity. That'd be the way I'd choose.
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Wheatley
Why should I be kept informed about the life functions of the ten thousand bloody test subjects I'm supposed to be in charge of?
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Wheatley
Dang.
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Defective Turret
Well, I tried. Best of luck!
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Defective Turret
All right. I’m going to bring this farce to a close before someone sustains a serious Tic-Tac-Toe-Two-related injury.
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GLaDOS
Do you know why they abandoned this course? Too deadly.
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GLaDOS
I know we're in a lot of trouble and probably about to die.
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GLaDOS
That conversion gel has been sitting in that pipe going stagnant for years. You'll probably get botulism portalling through it like that.
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Wheatley
Yes, you 'solved' it, but I'm wondering if there are a number of ways to solve them and you're picking all the worst ways.
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Wheatley
Yeah, what?
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Defective Turret
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