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I tell you, if I was up against impossible odds, this is the way I'd want to go out: mashed with dignity. That'd be the way I'd choose.
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Wheatley
Yes, you 'solved' it, but I'm wondering if there are a number of ways to solve them and you're picking all the worst ways.
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Wheatley
Agggh, not again!
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Defective Turret
Uh, yeah, what?
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Defective Turret
four
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GLaDOS
That conversion gel has been sitting in that pipe going stagnant for years. You'll probably get botulism portalling through it like that.
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Wheatley
[tired breathing] Nevermind. Nevermind. Solve it yourself. You're on your own.
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Wheatley
See that scanner out there? It's deciding which turrets to keep and which to toss. And it's using that MASTER turret as a template! If we pull out the template turret, it'll shut down the whole production line.
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Wheatley
ORANGE, please observe your partner's favorite animal.
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GLaDOS
Excellent. The Enrichment Center reminds you that bold, persistent experimentation is the hallmark of good science.
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GLaDOS
If you ARE there, would you mind... giving me a little bit of help? [nervous laugh] Just picking me up.
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Wheatley
I spy with my little eye, something that starts with 'f'.
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Wheatley
Where we going? What are we doing? Agh!
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Defective Turret
Ohhhh. Another door malfunction. I'm going to take care of this once and for all. Stay here, I'll be back in a while.
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GLaDOS
You know, I'd tell you if I were dead. Courtesy. Mark of a civil society. So, just let me know.
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Wheatley
Oh, my facility.
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GLaDOS
Oh, this is ridiculous!
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Defective Turret
Good.
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GLaDOS
Rgggh!
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Defective Turret
Just stop it already.
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GLaDOS
Ow.
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Wheatley
Have you worked out the one good trait humans have, yet?
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GLaDOS
Perfectionist. What's wrong with that?
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GLaDOS
If he's not getting his solution euphoria, we could be in a lot of trouble.
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GLaDOS
And again, not playing along. You're ruining what are some really good speeches, actually.
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Wheatley
Look how small you are down there! I can barely see you! Very tiny and insignificant!
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Wheatley
Come back!
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Wheatley
Time to watch the master.
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Defective Turret
As the name implies, there are only two minor differences: One, the board; two, the rules.
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GLaDOS
Hairless. Hm.
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GLaDOS
Okay. Okay. Okay listen: New plan. Act natural act natural. We've done nothing wrong.
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Wheatley
Brilliant you made it through! Well done! Follow me, we've still got work to do. At least she can't touch us back here.
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Wheatley
Very good. You’ve really come together as a team. Thanks to the one of you who appears to be doing all of the work.
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GLaDOS
Uh oh.
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Wheatley
Maybe I shouldn't send you outside of the official testing courses, you are picking up some bad human traits.
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GLaDOS
Congratulations, you managed to complete this absolutely meaningless test.
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GLaDOS
I'm going to be honest with you now. Not fake honest like before, but real honest, like you're incapable of. I know you're up to something.
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GLaDOS
Oh, what? How stupid does she think we are?
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Wheatley
You find a way to stun him, I'll send you a core, and then you attach it to him. If we do it a few times, he might become corrupt enough for another core transfer.
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GLaDOS
You do know I can't wave back right?
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GLaDOS
Hey! Oi oi! I'm up here!
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Wheatley
Ohhh, not now!
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Defective Turret
Heh heh heh heh...
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Defective Turret
Good.
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GLaDOS
If you were human, you would want a reward for completing this test. A reward for testing?!?!
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GLaDOS
They'll probably throw you a party.
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GLaDOS
Notice the moat area. Very deadly. Extremely dangerous. Eventually. Not at the moment. Still working on it, still working on it.
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Wheatley
Nope. Okay. A... A... A... A... A... C.
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Wheatley
clickclickclick
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Defective Turret
Orange, now you're just being cruel. Orange receives 25 science collaboration points.
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GLaDOS
If you can get me in front of him, I'll fry every circuit in that little idiot's head.
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GLaDOS
Every test chamber is equipped with an emancipation grill at its exit, so that test subjects can't smuggle test objects out of the test area. This one is broken.
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GLaDOS
Try one of those childish gestures.
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GLaDOS
At the rate you are completing these tests, I am beginning to think you don't share my excitement for rescuing crying trapped injured dying humans.
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GLaDOS
If the subject survived the test, we let them purchase the pictures for $5. If the subject died, we gave the photo to their next of kin free of charge.
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GLaDOS
You are simply experiencing a rare reaction, in which the Material Emancipation Grill may have erased the ear tubes inside your head.
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GLaDOS
So sometimes there's still trash in them. Standing around. Smelling, and being useless.
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GLaDOS
clickclickclick
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Defective Turret
Heh heh heh heh...
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Defective Turret
Heh heh heh...
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Defective Turret
You should both be familiar with the game of Tic-Tac-Toe.
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GLaDOS
Let's look at their files...
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GLaDOS
No. Wait, did I do B? Do you have a pen? Start writing these down.
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Wheatley
Ah! Brilliant. You made it through, well done.
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Wheatley
Not getting better with age!
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Defective Turret
I’m sorry, Subject Orange.
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GLaDOS
What are you two doing?
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GLaDOS
You might want to notice the moat area... rather large. Not to mention deadly. [laughs]
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Wheatley
Just glass. Transparent. Smooth. Not going to hurt you. Have a look.
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Wheatley
clickclickclick
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Defective Turret
clickclickclick
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Defective Turret
Ah, come on!
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Defective Turret
Watch and learn, everyone. Watch and learn.
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Defective Turret
Don't listen to him. Jump.
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GLaDOS
Oh those clerks.
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GLaDOS
I just hate Blue a little more.
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GLaDOS
Oh no...
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GLaDOS
Nevermind. I have to go... check something. Test on your own recognizance. I'll be back.
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GLaDOS
I'll be honest, I might have heard that one before, though. Sort of cheating.
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Wheatley
Are you going to open this door? Because it's fairly urgent.
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Wheatley
Well, you bested me this time.
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Defective Turret
Uhhh, no bullets. Sorry.
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Defective Turret
Violent temper. Oh, I'd like to see that.
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GLaDOS
Hey, it is GREAT seeing you guys again. Seriously. It turns out I'm a little short on test subjects right now. So this works out PERFECT.
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Wheatley
Stay casual when I tell you this: I think I smell neurotoxin.
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Wheatley
Yeah, let's do this.
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Defective Turret
Yeah, I GOT it, didn't I?
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Defective Turret
Um.
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Defective Turret
I miss this that smell.
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GLaDOS
I hope that was some kind of joke.
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GLaDOS
There it is.
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GLaDOS
Do you have any idea how good this feels?
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Wheatley
Sorry! Sorry. My fault.
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Wheatley
I can't do it if you're watching. If you.... just turn around?
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Wheatley
Yes!
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Wheatley
We should be getting close. Ohh, I can't wait to see the look on her face. No neurotoxin, no turrets--she'll never know what hit her!
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Wheatley
clickclickclick
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Defective Turret
Well, can't win 'em all...
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Defective Turret
These tests are potentially lethal when communication, teamwork and mutual respect are not employed at all times. Naturally this will pose an interesting challenge for one of you, given the other’s performance so far.
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GLaDOS
The portal will open and something will happen that Subject Orange is too smart to need any instructions about in three. Two. One.
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GLaDOS
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