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MOVE.
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Wheatley
The...um... sorry.. I wouldn't say smelly. Just attending to the humans.
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319
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Wheatley
Heh heh heh heh...
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Defective Turret
Still, if it were, Orange would be winning.
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318
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GLaDOS
Luckily, you don't feel pain. At any rate, you don't have a way to communicate that you feel pain.
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318
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GLaDOS
Nope. Okay. A... A... A... A... A... C.
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318
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Wheatley
Also, a note: No braces on your spine, either. So don't land on that. Or your head, no braces there. That could split like a melon from this height. [nervous chuckle] Do definitely focus on landing with your legs.
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Wheatley
No!
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317
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Wheatley
Starting now, if I'm honest, to wonder if you're not doing all this screen-breaking on purpose. Beginning to take it personally. You know what I mean? It's like an insult to me.
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317
Who:
Wheatley
Yeah, I GOT it, didn't I?
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317
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Defective Turret
Welcome back to the hub, did you fail at selecting the correct course?
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316
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GLaDOS
And here's the best part. There's a conveyor belt that will convey you in convenient comfort right into the masher. You won't have to lift a finger. Everything's been taken care of. Didn't have to. Didn't have to do that.
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Wheatley
[tired breathing] Nevermind. Nevermind. Solve it yourself. You're on your own.
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316
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Wheatley
clickclickclick
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316
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Defective Turret
You know what makes me laugh? The thought of you cutting that out.
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GLaDOS
Oh! Sorry. The lift. Sorry. I keep forgetting.
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Wheatley
Plug me into that stick on the wall over there. I'll show you something.
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315
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Wheatley
Why should I be kept informed about the life functions of the ten thousand bloody test subjects I'm supposed to be in charge of?
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315
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Wheatley
Agggh...
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Defective Turret
Come back!
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Wheatley
YEAH! What's happening?
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Defective Turret
I’m sorry, Subject Orange.
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313
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GLaDOS
This is AMAZING! We can walk wherever we want! Look, just... go left! No, go right, go right! Don't even care, don't even care, just go where ever you want, couldn't care less.
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Wheatley
Best of luck, lady!
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Defective Turret
clickclickclick
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313
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Defective Turret
All right, you know what, it's gonna be best if you can get him to say something first. It's just better if I have a set-up.
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312
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Core 2
ORANGE, please observe your partner's favorite animal.
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312
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GLaDOS
You know, I'd tell you if I were dead. Courtesy. Mark of a civil society. So, just let me know.
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312
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Wheatley
All those pieces of the ceiling that keep falling out? Probably actually pieces of the ceiling, I'll bet. That looked real. But it doesn't signify anything, is my point.
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Wheatley
But not entirely my fault! You shoulda seen the SIZE of that thing, it was huge! I should have gotten a raise for all the times I DIDN'T bump into it.
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Wheatley
Did I hit it? I hit it, didn't I?
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Defective Turret
Well, I did my best.
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310
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Defective Turret
Oh no...
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308
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GLaDOS
Yeah, alright.
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308
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Defective Turret
Oh, what? How stupid does she think we are?
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307
Who:
Wheatley
And it almost killed me.
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306
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GLaDOS
Let's look at their files...
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305
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GLaDOS
Perfectionist. What's wrong with that?
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305
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GLaDOS
How is this even science, without the possibility of death?
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GLaDOS
Solve his puzzle for him. When he comes back, I'll hit him with a paradox.
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304
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GLaDOS
Uhhh, no bullets. Sorry.
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304
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Defective Turret
A somersault is just falling over in style. Congratulations on being clumsy.
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GLaDOS
And again, not playing along. You're ruining what are some really good speeches, actually.
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Wheatley
Well played.
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Defective Turret
Try one of those childish gestures.
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302
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GLaDOS
Humans! That's what you look like right now.
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GLaDOS
I know we're in a lot of trouble and probably about to die.
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301
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GLaDOS
See that scanner out there? It's deciding which turrets to keep and which to toss. And it's using that MASTER turret as a template! If we pull out the template turret, it'll shut down the whole production line.
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Wheatley
Well, I tried.
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Defective Turret
Violent temper. Oh, I'd like to see that.
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GLaDOS
Hold on, I'll stop the elevator. Anything? Take your time...
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GLaDOS
I'm going to be honest with you now. Not fake honest like before, but real honest, like you're incapable of. I know you're up to something.
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GLaDOS
Okay. Okay. Okay listen: New plan. Act natural act natural. We've done nothing wrong.
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Wheatley
You know what? Go ahead and jump. You've got braces on your legs. No braces on your arms, though. Gonna have to rely on the old human strength to keep a grip on the device and, by extension, me. So do. Do make sure to maintain a grip.
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Wheatley
Very good. You’ve really come together as a team. Thanks to the one of you who appears to be doing all of the work.
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GLaDOS
I created this test to let the humans feel good about themselves. It is extremely easy. Just follow the arrows.
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298
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GLaDOS
You do know I can't wave back right?
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298
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GLaDOS
Brilliant you made it through! Well done! Follow me, we've still got work to do. At least she can't touch us back here.
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Wheatley
Think about this.
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GLaDOS
Well done. You know, when I woke up and saw the state of the labs, I started to wonder if there was any point to going on. I came THAT close to just giving up and letting you go.
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GLaDOS
Ohhh. Remember when you picked me up? Five seconds ago! Ohhh, that was amazing! Do it again, pick me up again!
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297
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Wheatley
Heh heh heh...
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Defective Turret
All right. I’m going to bring this farce to a close before someone sustains a serious Tic-Tac-Toe-Two-related injury.
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GLaDOS
If the subject survived the test, we let them purchase the pictures for $5. If the subject died, we gave the photo to their next of kin free of charge.
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GLaDOS
How is this even science, without the consequence of death?
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GLaDOS
It's been a pleasure!
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Defective Turret
You can't die in any of those ways.
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GLaDOS
Go on. Get a goooood lonnnnng look.
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294
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GLaDOS
Hold on. Couldn't we just use that conversion gel?
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GLaDOS
If groups of hunter-gatherers appear to have made this - or any - test chamber their home, DO NOT AGITATE THEM. Test through them.
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GLaDOS
Yeah.
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Defective Turret
Oh.
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293
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GLaDOS
Nevermind. I have to go... check something. Test on your own recognizance. I'll be back.
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293
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GLaDOS
No. Wait, did I do B? Do you have a pen? Start writing these down.
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293
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Wheatley
Leave me in! Leave me in! Go press it!
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293
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Wheatley
Oh.
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293
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Defective Turret
Yeah, let's do this.
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293
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Defective Turret
Emotional problems.
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292
Who:
GLaDOS
Look!
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292
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GLaDOS
Yes, you 'solved' it, but I'm wondering if there are a number of ways to solve them and you're picking all the worst ways.
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Wheatley
I spy with my little eye, something that starts with 'f'.
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Wheatley
You KNOW her?
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292
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Wheatley
Locked and loaded!
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292
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Defective Turret
Orange now has a Portal Device. Finally.
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291
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GLaDOS
Maybe I shouldn't send you outside of the official testing courses, you are picking up some bad human traits.
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291
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GLaDOS
As the name implies, there are only two minor differences: One, the board; two, the rules.
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291
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GLaDOS
Your failing does not make this science.
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291
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GLaDOS
I just hate Blue a little more.
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291
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GLaDOS
Excellent. The Enrichment Center reminds you that bold, persistent experimentation is the hallmark of good science.
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GLaDOS
Oh, my facility.
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290
Who:
GLaDOS
That conversion gel has been sitting in that pipe going stagnant for years. You'll probably get botulism portalling through it like that.
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290
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Wheatley
GAH!
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290
Who:
Wheatley
You should both be familiar with the game of Tic-Tac-Toe.
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289
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GLaDOS
These tests are potentially lethal when communication, teamwork and mutual respect are not employed at all times. Naturally this will pose an interesting challenge for one of you, given the other’s performance so far.
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289
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GLaDOS
I’ll just save the safety information about the dangerous experiment you’re about to do for AFTER the experiment.
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289
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GLaDOS
Finally! I had almost given up hope of ever testing again.
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289
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GLaDOS
They'll probably throw you a party.
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289
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GLaDOS
Do you know why they abandoned this course? Too deadly.
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289
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GLaDOS
So sometimes there's still trash in them. Standing around. Smelling, and being useless.
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289
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GLaDOS
Alright, stop moving.
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289
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Wheatley
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