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Nope. Okay. A... A... A... A... A... C.
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Wheatley
After seeing what he's done to my facility -- after we take over again -- is it alright if I kill him?
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GLaDOS
It wasn't anything personal. Just... you know. You DID kill me. Fair's fair.
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GLaDOS
Come back!
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Wheatley
AH!
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Wheatley
Technical... Ummm... You'll need to turn around while I do this.
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Wheatley
Am I interrupting your important conversation?
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GLaDOS
Every time you fail, it's a reminder of the way things used to be. But then there you are. Again. Like nothing happened.
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GLaDOS
Why should I be kept informed about the life functions of the ten thousand bloody test subjects I'm supposed to be in charge of?
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Wheatley
Ohhh, not now!
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Defective Turret
Heh heh heh heh...
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Defective Turret
Time to watch the master.
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Defective Turret
Blue, you are the most advanced model of robot Aperture Science has ever discontinued.
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GLaDOS
clickclickclick
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Defective Turret
Heh heh heh heh...
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260
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Defective Turret
Brilliant you made it through! Well done! Follow me, we've still got work to do. At least she can't touch us back here.
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Wheatley
ORANGE, please observe your partner's favorite animal.
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GLaDOS
Luckily, you don't feel pain. At any rate, you don't have a way to communicate that you feel pain.
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GLaDOS
clickclickclick
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Defective Turret
Hairless. Hm.
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GLaDOS
A somersault is just falling over in style. Congratulations on being clumsy.
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GLaDOS
Ohhh. Remember when you picked me up? Five seconds ago! Ohhh, that was amazing! Do it again, pick me up again!
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Wheatley
See that scanner out there? It's deciding which turrets to keep and which to toss. And it's using that MASTER turret as a template! If we pull out the template turret, it'll shut down the whole production line.
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Wheatley
Hold on, I'll stop the elevator. Anything? Take your time...
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GLaDOS
Yeah, let's do this.
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Defective Turret
Yeah, I GOT it, didn't I?
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Defective Turret
Perfectionist. What's wrong with that?
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251
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GLaDOS
How is this even science, without the consequence of death?
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GLaDOS
And again, not playing along. You're ruining what are some really good speeches, actually.
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Wheatley
Oh, what? How stupid does she think we are?
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Wheatley
Uhhh, no bullets. Sorry.
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Defective Turret
Um.
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Defective Turret
Solve his puzzle for him. When he comes back, I'll hit him with a paradox.
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GLaDOS
Ohhhh. Another door malfunction. I'm going to take care of this once and for all. Stay here, I'll be back in a while.
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GLaDOS
Not getting better with age!
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Defective Turret
clickclickclick
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Defective Turret
How is this even science, without the possibility of death?
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GLaDOS
Hold on. Couldn't we just use that conversion gel?
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GLaDOS
I know we're in a lot of trouble and probably about to die.
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GLaDOS
Yes, you 'solved' it, but I'm wondering if there are a number of ways to solve them and you're picking all the worst ways.
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Wheatley
Try one of those childish gestures.
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GLaDOS
I tell you, if I was up against impossible odds, this is the way I'd want to go out: mashed with dignity. That'd be the way I'd choose.
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Wheatley
No. Wait, did I do B? Do you have a pen? Start writing these down.
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Wheatley
Look down. Who's that, down there, talking? It's me! Down on the floor. Needing you to pick me up.
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Wheatley
Yeah, alright.
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Defective Turret
YEAH! What's happening?
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Defective Turret
Watch and learn, everyone. Watch and learn.
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Defective Turret
All right. I’m going to bring this farce to a close before someone sustains a serious Tic-Tac-Toe-Two-related injury.
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GLaDOS
Do you know why they abandoned this course? Too deadly.
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GLaDOS
Leave me in! Leave me in! Go press it!
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Wheatley
Agggh...
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Defective Turret
I'm going to be honest with you now. Not fake honest like before, but real honest, like you're incapable of. I know you're up to something.
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GLaDOS
I spy with my little eye, something that starts with 'f'.
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Wheatley
Heh heh heh...
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Defective Turret
Your failing does not make this science.
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GLaDOS
Let's look at their files...
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GLaDOS
Well done. You know, when I woke up and saw the state of the labs, I started to wonder if there was any point to going on. I came THAT close to just giving up and letting you go.
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GLaDOS
MOVE.
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Wheatley
If you ARE there, would you mind... giving me a little bit of help? [nervous laugh] Just picking me up.
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Wheatley
Maybe I shouldn't send you outside of the official testing courses, you are picking up some bad human traits.
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GLaDOS
You should both be familiar with the game of Tic-Tac-Toe.
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GLaDOS
Very good. You’ve really come together as a team. Thanks to the one of you who appears to be doing all of the work.
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GLaDOS
Hey! Oi oi! I'm up here!
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Wheatley
Excellent. The Enrichment Center reminds you that bold, persistent experimentation is the hallmark of good science.
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GLaDOS
That conversion gel has been sitting in that pipe going stagnant for years. You'll probably get botulism portalling through it like that.
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Wheatley
Did I hit it? I hit it, didn't I?
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Defective Turret
Don't worry. You can't die. They will just reassemble you.
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GLaDOS
I created this test to let the humans feel good about themselves. It is extremely easy. Just follow the arrows.
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GLaDOS
If the subject survived the test, we let them purchase the pictures for $5. If the subject died, we gave the photo to their next of kin free of charge.
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GLaDOS
Then we'd come and find you. And rip your gross little stupid sphere body out of MY body, and put me back in.
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GLaDOS
If groups of hunter-gatherers appear to have made this - or any - test chamber their home, DO NOT AGITATE THEM. Test through them.
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GLaDOS
I’m sorry, Subject Orange.
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GLaDOS
Humans! That's what you look like right now.
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GLaDOS
Alright, stop moving.
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Wheatley
Look how small you are down there! I can barely see you! Very tiny and insignificant!
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Wheatley
Sorry! Sorry. My fault.
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Wheatley
Ohhhh, here we go... here it comes...
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Wheatley
Ah! Brilliant. You made it through, well done.
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Wheatley
As the name implies, there are only two minor differences: One, the board; two, the rules.
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GLaDOS
clickclickclick
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Defective Turret
Excellent. I think you have earned a break from the official testing courses.
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GLaDOS
Oh, my facility.
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GLaDOS
There it is.
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GLaDOS
Do you have any idea how good this feels?
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Wheatley
Oh no...
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GLaDOS
Okay, almost there. On the other side of that wall is one of the old testing tracks. There's a piece of equipment in there we're gonna need to get out of here. I think this is a docking station. Get ready...
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Wheatley
Well played.
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Defective Turret
You can't die in any of those ways.
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GLaDOS
Have you worked out the one good trait humans have, yet?
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GLaDOS
Congratulations, you managed to complete this absolutely meaningless test.
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GLaDOS
And it almost killed me.
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GLaDOS
You find a way to stun him, I'll send you a core, and then you attach it to him. If we do it a few times, he might become corrupt enough for another core transfer.
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GLaDOS
Stay casual when I tell you this: I think I smell neurotoxin.
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Wheatley
It's been a pleasure!
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Defective Turret
Well, you bested me this time.
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Defective Turret
Locked and loaded!
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Defective Turret
Well, I tried.
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Defective Turret
Watch and learn, everybody. Watch and learn.
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Defective Turret
You do know I can't wave back right?
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GLaDOS
Now you're just not thinking.
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GLaDOS
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