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Yes, you 'solved' it, but I'm wondering if there are a number of ways to solve them and you're picking all the worst ways.
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Wheatley
Here it comes, pal!
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Defective Turret
I can't decide which is my favorite; the crushers for crushing you or the reassembly machine for putting you back together so you can be crushed again.
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GLaDOS
clickclickclick
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Defective Turret
Oh! Thanks.
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GLaDOS
Don't plug him in.
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479
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GLaDOS
No knife? That's fine. I know all about pressure points.
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Core 2
After seeing what he's done to my facility -- after we take over again -- is it alright if I kill him?
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478
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GLaDOS
I'll bet you're both dying to know what your big surprise is. Only TWO more chambers!
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Wheatley
YEAH! What's happening?
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Defective Turret
I created this test to let the humans feel good about themselves. It is extremely easy. Just follow the arrows.
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GLaDOS
BAM! Secret panel! That I opened. While your back was turned.
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477
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Wheatley
I'm afraid the door's locked. Just checked it. No way to hack it as far as I can tell. The mechanism must be on the -oh, now look at that. That's a big laser!
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477
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Wheatley
Hey! Oi oi! I'm up here!
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477
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Wheatley
Did I hit it? I hit it, didn't I?
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477
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Defective Turret
Every time you fail, it's a reminder of the way things used to be. But then there you are. Again. Like nothing happened.
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GLaDOS
Keep it up, baby! You're creamin' him!
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Core 2
Uh oh.
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Wheatley
All right. I’m going to bring this farce to a close before someone sustains a serious Tic-Tac-Toe-Two-related injury.
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GLaDOS
You know what? Go ahead and jump. You've got braces on your legs. No braces on your arms, though. Gonna have to rely on the old human strength to keep a grip on the device and, by extension, me. So do. Do make sure to maintain a grip.
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Wheatley
Think about this.
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GLaDOS
Come back!
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473
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Wheatley
Try one of those childish gestures.
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471
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GLaDOS
Are you alive down there?
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471
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Wheatley
clickclickclick
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Defective Turret
Humans! That's what you look like right now.
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GLaDOS
Then we'd come and find you. And rip your gross little stupid sphere body out of MY body, and put me back in.
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GLaDOS
Yeah, I GOT it, didn't I?
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Defective Turret
As the name implies, there are only two minor differences: One, the board; two, the rules.
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GLaDOS
Let's look at their files...
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GLaDOS
Yay, Orange is back. Testing can continue.
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GLaDOS
The dual portal device should be around here somewhere. Once you find it, we can start testing. Just like old times.
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GLaDOS
Also, once I eject myself out of the core the lift might stop. Then we'd be trapped in a lift full of broken glass suspended fifty feet off the ground.
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Wheatley
Ay. Double Pee-Ell-Ee.
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469
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Wheatley
How's that taste, pal?
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Core 2
You did it!
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GLaDOS
Brilliant you made it through! Well done! Follow me, we've still got work to do. At least she can't touch us back here.
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Wheatley
Preparing to love this... don't want to build it up too much... but I think this one's going to be good, I can tell...
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Wheatley
Credit where credit's due: you're both doing a great job of disappointing me.
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GLaDOS
And it almost killed me.
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GLaDOS
Uhhh, no bullets. Sorry.
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Defective Turret
Blue, how well do you really know Orange? Do you trust Orange? What if I told you, you aren't Orange's first cooperative partner?
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GLaDOS
Solve his puzzle for him. When he comes back, I'll hit him with a paradox.
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GLaDOS
Then, then, when I reluctantly assume the responsibility of running the place, you conveniently decide to run off together. Just when I need you most.
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Wheatley
There. Bing! Perfect. On you go.
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Wheatley
Tell ya what, why don't you put me down and I'll make a distraction.
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Core 2
But now, looking around, seeing Aperture restored to its former glory? You don't have to worry about leaving EVER again. I mean that.
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GLaDOS
It's been a pleasure!
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Defective Turret
And they said no one would ever die during this test, thanks for proving them wrong.
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GLaDOS
Violent temper. Oh, I'd like to see that.
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GLaDOS
Well played.
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Defective Turret
Still, if it were, Orange would be winning.
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GLaDOS
Finally! I had almost given up hope of ever testing again.
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GLaDOS
This is one of MY tests!
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461
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GLaDOS
Either way, I get the impression he's trying to kill us.
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GLaDOS
Ah, come on!
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Defective Turret
Very good. You’ve really come together as a team. Thanks to the one of you who appears to be doing all of the work.
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GLaDOS
If you can get me in front of him, I'll fry every circuit in that little idiot's head.
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GLaDOS
Blabbermouth.
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GLaDOS
If at first you don't succeed, quit and try another course.
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GLaDOS
I’m sorry, Subject Orange.
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GLaDOS
Let go of me!
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Wheatley
So sometimes there's still trash in them. Standing around. Smelling, and being useless.
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GLaDOS
You do know I can't wave back right?
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457
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GLaDOS
Wish there was more books! But there's not.
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Wheatley
Look at this! No rail to tell us where to go! OH, this is brilliant. We can go where ever we want! Hold on, though, where are we going? Seriously. Hang on, let me just get my bearings. Hm. Just follow the rail, actually.
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Wheatley
Passive-aggressive.
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GLaDOS
Look!
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GLaDOS
If you ARE there, would you mind... giving me a little bit of help? [nervous laugh] Just picking me up.
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Wheatley
The...um... sorry.. I wouldn't say smelly. Just attending to the humans.
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Wheatley
Emotional problems.
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GLaDOS
Oh, my facility.
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GLaDOS
Hold on, I'll stop the elevator. Anything? Take your time...
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GLaDOS
You know what makes me laugh? The thought of you cutting that out.
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GLaDOS
No. Wait, did I do B? Do you have a pen? Start writing these down.
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Wheatley
This is AMAZING! We can walk wherever we want! Look, just... go left! No, go right, go right! Don't even care, don't even care, just go where ever you want, couldn't care less.
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Wheatley
I’m sorry, Subject Blue.
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GLaDOS
Starting now, if I'm honest, to wonder if you're not doing all this screen-breaking on purpose. Beginning to take it personally. You know what I mean? It's like an insult to me.
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Wheatley
Why should I be kept informed about the life functions of the ten thousand bloody test subjects I'm supposed to be in charge of?
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452
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Wheatley
I spy with my little eye, something that starts with 'f'.
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Wheatley
Best of luck, lady!
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Defective Turret
You're doing great!
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Core 2
Procrastinator.
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GLaDOS
Orange now has a Portal Device. Finally.
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GLaDOS
Maybe I shouldn't send you outside of the official testing courses, you are picking up some bad human traits.
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GLaDOS
Do something only a human would do.
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GLaDOS
If groups of hunter-gatherers appear to have made this - or any - test chamber their home, DO NOT AGITATE THEM. Test through them.
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450
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GLaDOS
You are simply experiencing a rare reaction, in which the Material Emancipation Grill may have erased the ear tubes inside your head.
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450
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GLaDOS
Look down. Who's that, down there, talking? It's me! Down on the floor. Needing you to pick me up.
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Wheatley
These tests are potentially lethal when communication, teamwork and mutual respect are not employed at all times. Naturally this will pose an interesting challenge for one of you, given the other’s performance so far.
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GLaDOS
Okay, so it's not the most watertight plan to go confront an omnipotent power-mad A.I. with.
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449
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GLaDOS
And again, not playing along. You're ruining what are some really good speeches, actually.
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Wheatley
Blue, you are the most advanced model of robot Aperture Science has ever discontinued.
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GLaDOS
You can't die in any of those ways.
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448
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GLaDOS
See that scanner out there? It's deciding which turrets to keep and which to toss. And it's using that MASTER turret as a template! If we pull out the template turret, it'll shut down the whole production line.
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Wheatley
Hold on. Couldn't we just use that conversion gel?
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GLaDOS
All those pieces of the ceiling that keep falling out? Probably actually pieces of the ceiling, I'll bet. That looked real. But it doesn't signify anything, is my point.
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Wheatley
I don't even know what I just said! But I can find out!
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Wheatley
Ohhhh, here we go... here it comes...
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447
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Wheatley
Plug me into that stick on the wall over there. I'll show you something.
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Wheatley
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