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Plug me into that stick on the wall over there. I'll show you something.
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Wheatley
Ohhh, not now!
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Defective Turret
All right, you know what, it's gonna be best if you can get him to say something first. It's just better if I have a set-up.
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Core 2
Every time you fail, it's a reminder of the way things used to be. But then there you are. Again. Like nothing happened.
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GLaDOS
Hairless. Hm.
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GLaDOS
clickclickclick
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Defective Turret
clickclickclick
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Defective Turret
ORANGE, please observe your partner's favorite animal.
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GLaDOS
Blue, you are the most advanced model of robot Aperture Science has ever discontinued.
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GLaDOS
Oh! Sorry. The lift. Sorry. I keep forgetting.
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Wheatley
Agggh...
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Defective Turret
No!
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Wheatley
Oh, what? How stupid does she think we are?
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Wheatley
Well, I did my best.
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Defective Turret
Luckily, you don't feel pain. At any rate, you don't have a way to communicate that you feel pain.
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GLaDOS
Wait here. Don't go anywhere. I'll be back.
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GLaDOS
Heh heh heh heh...
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Defective Turret
All those pieces of the ceiling that keep falling out? Probably actually pieces of the ceiling, I'll bet. That looked real. But it doesn't signify anything, is my point.
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Wheatley
Nope. Okay. A... A... A... A... A... C.
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Wheatley
Yeah, I GOT it, didn't I?
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Defective Turret
Seriously, I'm not joking. Could you just turn around for a second?
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Wheatley
Why should I be kept informed about the life functions of the ten thousand bloody test subjects I'm supposed to be in charge of?
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Wheatley
Watch and learn, everyone. Watch and learn.
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Defective Turret
MOVE.
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Wheatley
You know what? Go ahead and jump. You've got braces on your legs. No braces on your arms, though. Gonna have to rely on the old human strength to keep a grip on the device and, by extension, me. So do. Do make sure to maintain a grip.
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Wheatley
Okay. Okay. Okay listen: New plan. Act natural act natural. We've done nothing wrong.
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Wheatley
Yeah, alright.
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Defective Turret
clickclickclick
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Defective Turret
Not getting better with age!
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Defective Turret
Perfectionist. What's wrong with that?
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GLaDOS
AH!
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Wheatley
Uhhh, no bullets. Sorry.
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Defective Turret
YEAH! What's happening?
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Defective Turret
Hold on, I'll stop the elevator. Anything? Take your time...
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GLaDOS
Ohhhh. Another door malfunction. I'm going to take care of this once and for all. Stay here, I'll be back in a while.
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GLaDOS
This is AMAZING! We can walk wherever we want! Look, just... go left! No, go right, go right! Don't even care, don't even care, just go where ever you want, couldn't care less.
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Wheatley
How is this even science, without the possibility of death?
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GLaDOS
Solve his puzzle for him. When he comes back, I'll hit him with a paradox.
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GLaDOS
A somersault is just falling over in style. Congratulations on being clumsy.
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GLaDOS
Um.
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Defective Turret
Let's look at their files...
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GLaDOS
And again, not playing along. You're ruining what are some really good speeches, actually.
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Wheatley
Hold on. Couldn't we just use that conversion gel?
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GLaDOS
I'm going to be honest with you now. Not fake honest like before, but real honest, like you're incapable of. I know you're up to something.
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GLaDOS
Hey! Oi oi! I'm up here!
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Wheatley
See that scanner out there? It's deciding which turrets to keep and which to toss. And it's using that MASTER turret as a template! If we pull out the template turret, it'll shut down the whole production line.
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Wheatley
Brilliant you made it through! Well done! Follow me, we've still got work to do. At least she can't touch us back here.
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Wheatley
Yeah.
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Defective Turret
Did I hit it? I hit it, didn't I?
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Defective Turret
Oh no...
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GLaDOS
Yeah, let's do this.
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Defective Turret
Try one of those childish gestures.
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GLaDOS
All right. I’m going to bring this farce to a close before someone sustains a serious Tic-Tac-Toe-Two-related injury.
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GLaDOS
I’m sorry, Subject Orange.
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GLaDOS
I created this test to let the humans feel good about themselves. It is extremely easy. Just follow the arrows.
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GLaDOS
How is this even science, without the consequence of death?
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GLaDOS
Ohhh. Remember when you picked me up? Five seconds ago! Ohhh, that was amazing! Do it again, pick me up again!
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Wheatley
GAH!
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Wheatley
Your failing does not make this science.
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GLaDOS
I know we're in a lot of trouble and probably about to die.
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GLaDOS
Yes, you 'solved' it, but I'm wondering if there are a number of ways to solve them and you're picking all the worst ways.
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Wheatley
Violent temper. Oh, I'd like to see that.
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GLaDOS
I just hate Blue a little more.
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GLaDOS
Oh, my facility.
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GLaDOS
Leave me in! Leave me in! Go press it!
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Wheatley
You should both be familiar with the game of Tic-Tac-Toe.
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GLaDOS
Humans! That's what you look like right now.
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GLaDOS
Do you know why they abandoned this course? Too deadly.
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GLaDOS
Alright, stop moving.
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Wheatley
No. Wait, did I do B? Do you have a pen? Start writing these down.
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Wheatley
If groups of hunter-gatherers appear to have made this - or any - test chamber their home, DO NOT AGITATE THEM. Test through them.
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GLaDOS
Well played.
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Defective Turret
Locked and loaded!
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Defective Turret
Well, I tried.
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Defective Turret
You find a way to stun him, I'll send you a core, and then you attach it to him. If we do it a few times, he might become corrupt enough for another core transfer.
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GLaDOS
And it almost killed me.
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GLaDOS
I tell you, if I was up against impossible odds, this is the way I'd want to go out: mashed with dignity. That'd be the way I'd choose.
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Wheatley
Heh heh heh...
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Defective Turret
Maybe I shouldn't send you outside of the official testing courses, you are picking up some bad human traits.
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GLaDOS
Don't worry. You can't die. They will just reassemble you.
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GLaDOS
Excellent. The Enrichment Center reminds you that bold, persistent experimentation is the hallmark of good science.
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GLaDOS
Well done. You know, when I woke up and saw the state of the labs, I started to wonder if there was any point to going on. I came THAT close to just giving up and letting you go.
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GLaDOS
Very good. You’ve really come together as a team. Thanks to the one of you who appears to be doing all of the work.
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GLaDOS
They'll probably throw you a party.
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GLaDOS
That conversion gel has been sitting in that pipe going stagnant for years. You'll probably get botulism portalling through it like that.
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Wheatley
Stay casual when I tell you this: I think I smell neurotoxin.
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Wheatley
Ah! Brilliant. You made it through, well done.
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Wheatley
It's been a pleasure!
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Defective Turret
You can't die in any of those ways.
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GLaDOS
If the subject survived the test, we let them purchase the pictures for $5. If the subject died, we gave the photo to their next of kin free of charge.
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GLaDOS
Then we'd come and find you. And rip your gross little stupid sphere body out of MY body, and put me back in.
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GLaDOS
There it is.
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GLaDOS
You do know I can't wave back right?
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GLaDOS
If you ARE there, would you mind... giving me a little bit of help? [nervous laugh] Just picking me up.
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Wheatley
I spy with my little eye, something that starts with 'f'.
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Wheatley
Look down. Who's that, down there, talking? It's me! Down on the floor. Needing you to pick me up.
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Wheatley
Watch and learn, everybody. Watch and learn.
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Defective Turret
As the name implies, there are only two minor differences: One, the board; two, the rules.
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GLaDOS
Think about this.
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GLaDOS
So sometimes there's still trash in them. Standing around. Smelling, and being useless.
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GLaDOS
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