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Nope. Okay. A... A... A... A... A... C.
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Wheatley
Okay. Okay. Okay listen: New plan. Act natural act natural. We've done nothing wrong.
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Wheatley
Technical... Ummm... You'll need to turn around while I do this.
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Wheatley
Well, I did my best.
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Defective Turret
Just stop it already.
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GLaDOS
You know what? Go ahead and jump. You've got braces on your legs. No braces on your arms, though. Gonna have to rely on the old human strength to keep a grip on the device and, by extension, me. So do. Do make sure to maintain a grip.
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Wheatley
Thanks!
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GLaDOS
Seriously, I'm not joking. Could you just turn around for a second?
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Wheatley
clickclickclick
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Defective Turret
Luckily, you don't feel pain. At any rate, you don't have a way to communicate that you feel pain.
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GLaDOS
Plug me into that stick on the wall over there. I'll show you something.
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Wheatley
ORANGE, please observe your partner's favorite animal.
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GLaDOS
Blue, you are the most advanced model of robot Aperture Science has ever discontinued.
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GLaDOS
After seeing what he's done to my facility -- after we take over again -- is it alright if I kill him?
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GLaDOS
Why should I be kept informed about the life functions of the ten thousand bloody test subjects I'm supposed to be in charge of?
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Wheatley
Am I interrupting your important conversation?
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GLaDOS
Every time you fail, it's a reminder of the way things used to be. But then there you are. Again. Like nothing happened.
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GLaDOS
It wasn't anything personal. Just... you know. You DID kill me. Fair's fair.
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GLaDOS
And again, not playing along. You're ruining what are some really good speeches, actually.
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Wheatley
clickclickclick
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Defective Turret
Hairless. Hm.
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GLaDOS
Brilliant you made it through! Well done! Follow me, we've still got work to do. At least she can't touch us back here.
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Wheatley
Yeah, I GOT it, didn't I?
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Defective Turret
See that scanner out there? It's deciding which turrets to keep and which to toss. And it's using that MASTER turret as a template! If we pull out the template turret, it'll shut down the whole production line.
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Wheatley
Watch and learn, everyone. Watch and learn.
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Defective Turret
How is this even science, without the possibility of death?
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GLaDOS
Uhhh, no bullets. Sorry.
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Defective Turret
Let's look at their files...
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GLaDOS
Hold on, I'll stop the elevator. Anything? Take your time...
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GLaDOS
MOVE.
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Wheatley
Yeah, alright.
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Defective Turret
Ohhhh. Another door malfunction. I'm going to take care of this once and for all. Stay here, I'll be back in a while.
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GLaDOS
Ohhh. Remember when you picked me up? Five seconds ago! Ohhh, that was amazing! Do it again, pick me up again!
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Wheatley
Oh, what? How stupid does she think we are?
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Wheatley
Agggh...
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Defective Turret
Yeah, let's do this.
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Defective Turret
YEAH! What's happening?
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Defective Turret
Um.
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Defective Turret
A somersault is just falling over in style. Congratulations on being clumsy.
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GLaDOS
Not getting better with age!
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Defective Turret
Perfectionist. What's wrong with that?
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GLaDOS
Yes, you 'solved' it, but I'm wondering if there are a number of ways to solve them and you're picking all the worst ways.
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Wheatley
All right. I’m going to bring this farce to a close before someone sustains a serious Tic-Tac-Toe-Two-related injury.
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GLaDOS
How is this even science, without the consequence of death?
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GLaDOS
I know we're in a lot of trouble and probably about to die.
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GLaDOS
Do you know why they abandoned this course? Too deadly.
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GLaDOS
Try one of those childish gestures.
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GLaDOS
Hold on. Couldn't we just use that conversion gel?
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GLaDOS
Solve his puzzle for him. When he comes back, I'll hit him with a paradox.
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GLaDOS
I tell you, if I was up against impossible odds, this is the way I'd want to go out: mashed with dignity. That'd be the way I'd choose.
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Wheatley
I'm going to be honest with you now. Not fake honest like before, but real honest, like you're incapable of. I know you're up to something.
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GLaDOS
clickclickclick
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Defective Turret
No. Wait, did I do B? Do you have a pen? Start writing these down.
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Wheatley
Heh heh heh...
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Defective Turret
I created this test to let the humans feel good about themselves. It is extremely easy. Just follow the arrows.
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GLaDOS
Leave me in! Leave me in! Go press it!
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Wheatley
I spy with my little eye, something that starts with 'f'.
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Wheatley
Look down. Who's that, down there, talking? It's me! Down on the floor. Needing you to pick me up.
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Wheatley
Yeah.
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Defective Turret
You should both be familiar with the game of Tic-Tac-Toe.
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GLaDOS
Very good. You’ve really come together as a team. Thanks to the one of you who appears to be doing all of the work.
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GLaDOS
Your failing does not make this science.
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GLaDOS
Well done. You know, when I woke up and saw the state of the labs, I started to wonder if there was any point to going on. I came THAT close to just giving up and letting you go.
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GLaDOS
That conversion gel has been sitting in that pipe going stagnant for years. You'll probably get botulism portalling through it like that.
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Wheatley
Did I hit it? I hit it, didn't I?
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Defective Turret
If groups of hunter-gatherers appear to have made this - or any - test chamber their home, DO NOT AGITATE THEM. Test through them.
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GLaDOS
Alright, stop moving.
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Wheatley
If you ARE there, would you mind... giving me a little bit of help? [nervous laugh] Just picking me up.
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Wheatley
Hey! Oi oi! I'm up here!
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Wheatley
Maybe I shouldn't send you outside of the official testing courses, you are picking up some bad human traits.
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GLaDOS
I’m sorry, Subject Orange.
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GLaDOS
Humans! That's what you look like right now.
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GLaDOS
If the subject survived the test, we let them purchase the pictures for $5. If the subject died, we gave the photo to their next of kin free of charge.
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GLaDOS
Then we'd come and find you. And rip your gross little stupid sphere body out of MY body, and put me back in.
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GLaDOS
Oh no...
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GLaDOS
Excellent. The Enrichment Center reminds you that bold, persistent experimentation is the hallmark of good science.
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GLaDOS
Don't worry. You can't die. They will just reassemble you.
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GLaDOS
Do you have any idea how good this feels?
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Wheatley
Ohhhh, here we go... here it comes...
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Wheatley
Ah! Brilliant. You made it through, well done.
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Wheatley
No!
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Wheatley
Sorry! Sorry. My fault.
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Wheatley
It's been a pleasure!
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Defective Turret
Well, you bested me this time.
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Defective Turret
Locked and loaded!
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Defective Turret
As the name implies, there are only two minor differences: One, the board; two, the rules.
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GLaDOS
Look how small you are down there! I can barely see you! Very tiny and insignificant!
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Wheatley
Okay, almost there. On the other side of that wall is one of the old testing tracks. There's a piece of equipment in there we're gonna need to get out of here. I think this is a docking station. Get ready...
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Wheatley
Well played.
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Defective Turret
Well, I tried.
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Defective Turret
You can't die in any of those ways.
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GLaDOS
Violent temper. Oh, I'd like to see that.
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GLaDOS
You find a way to stun him, I'll send you a core, and then you attach it to him. If we do it a few times, he might become corrupt enough for another core transfer.
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GLaDOS
Oh, my facility.
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GLaDOS
Stay casual when I tell you this: I think I smell neurotoxin.
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Wheatley
Excellent. I think you have earned a break from the official testing courses.
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GLaDOS
Have you worked out the one good trait humans have, yet?
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GLaDOS
Oh those clerks.
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GLaDOS
There it is.
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GLaDOS
You do know I can't wave back right?
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GLaDOS
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