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Here it comes, pal!
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Defective Turret
All right. You create a distraction then, and I'll distract him from YOUR distraction.
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Core 2
I’m sorry, Subject Orange.
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GLaDOS
Yeah, alright.
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Defective Turret
Yeah, I GOT it, didn't I?
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Defective Turret
Run!
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Wheatley
Best of luck, lady!
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Defective Turret
clickclickclick
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350
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Defective Turret
Humans! That's what you look like right now.
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GLaDOS
Blue, how well do you really know Orange? Do you trust Orange? What if I told you, you aren't Orange's first cooperative partner?
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GLaDOS
Yeah! How'd you like that?
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Core 2
And here's the best part. There's a conveyor belt that will convey you in convenient comfort right into the masher. You won't have to lift a finger. Everything's been taken care of. Didn't have to. Didn't have to do that.
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Wheatley
I'll give you a hint. Button. That's all I'm gonna say. One word. Button.
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Wheatley
Oh! Sorry. The lift. Sorry. I keep forgetting.
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Wheatley
Heh heh heh heh...
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Defective Turret
Did I hit it? I hit it, didn't I?
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348
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Defective Turret
Tell ya what, why don't you put me down and I'll make a distraction.
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Core 2
Let's look at their files...
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GLaDOS
There. Bing! Perfect. On you go.
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Wheatley
Technical... Ummm... You'll need to turn around while I do this.
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Wheatley
Heh heh heh heh...
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Defective Turret
YEAH! What's happening?
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Defective Turret
Come back!
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Wheatley
Nevermind. I have to go... check something. Test on your own recognizance. I'll be back.
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GLaDOS
All those pieces of the ceiling that keep falling out? Probably actually pieces of the ceiling, I'll bet. That looked real. But it doesn't signify anything, is my point.
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Wheatley
I heard gunfire! A bit late for this, but look out for gunfire! Probably doesn't help at this point, but I have at least tried.
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Wheatley
All right, you know what, it's gonna be best if you can get him to say something first. It's just better if I have a set-up.
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Core 2
ORANGE, please observe your partner's favorite animal.
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GLaDOS
Oh.
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GLaDOS
Try one of those childish gestures.
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GLaDOS
If you have, in fact, not, you are encouraged to take a moment to reflect on your failure before proceeding into the next chamber.
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GLaDOS
A somersault is just falling over in style. Congratulations on being clumsy.
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GLaDOS
GAH!
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Wheatley
Welcome back to the hub, did you fail at selecting the correct course?
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GLaDOS
Have you worked out the one good trait humans have, yet?
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GLaDOS
You know, I'd tell you if I were dead. Courtesy. Mark of a civil society. So, just let me know.
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Wheatley
Heh heh heh...
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Defective Turret
But now, looking around, seeing Aperture restored to its former glory? You don't have to worry about leaving EVER again. I mean that.
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GLaDOS
All right. I’m going to bring this farce to a close before someone sustains a serious Tic-Tac-Toe-Two-related injury.
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GLaDOS
This is AMAZING! We can walk wherever we want! Look, just... go left! No, go right, go right! Don't even care, don't even care, just go where ever you want, couldn't care less.
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Wheatley
Oh.
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Defective Turret
You know what makes me laugh? The thought of you cutting that out.
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GLaDOS
Plug me into that stick on the wall over there. I'll show you something.
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Wheatley
It's been a pleasure!
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Defective Turret
Starting now, if I'm honest, to wonder if you're not doing all this screen-breaking on purpose. Beginning to take it personally. You know what I mean? It's like an insult to me.
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Wheatley
You know what? Go ahead and jump. You've got braces on your legs. No braces on your arms, though. Gonna have to rely on the old human strength to keep a grip on the device and, by extension, me. So do. Do make sure to maintain a grip.
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Wheatley
Oh, what? How stupid does she think we are?
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Wheatley
These tests are potentially lethal when communication, teamwork and mutual respect are not employed at all times. Naturally this will pose an interesting challenge for one of you, given the other’s performance so far.
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GLaDOS
Perfectionist. What's wrong with that?
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GLaDOS
You KNOW her?
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Wheatley
Well played.
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Defective Turret
Why should I be kept informed about the life functions of the ten thousand bloody test subjects I'm supposed to be in charge of?
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Wheatley
See that scanner out there? It's deciding which turrets to keep and which to toss. And it's using that MASTER turret as a template! If we pull out the template turret, it'll shut down the whole production line.
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Wheatley
Very good. You’ve really come together as a team. Thanks to the one of you who appears to be doing all of the work.
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GLaDOS
You can't die in any of those ways.
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GLaDOS
And it almost killed me.
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GLaDOS
Also, a note: No braces on your spine, either. So don't land on that. Or your head, no braces there. That could split like a melon from this height. [nervous chuckle] Do definitely focus on landing with your legs.
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Wheatley
Orange now has a Portal Device. Finally.
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GLaDOS
I know we're in a lot of trouble and probably about to die.
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GLaDOS
And again, not playing along. You're ruining what are some really good speeches, actually.
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Wheatley
Locked and loaded!
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Defective Turret
How is this even science, without the consequence of death?
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GLaDOS
Well, I tried.
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Defective Turret
As the name implies, there are only two minor differences: One, the board; two, the rules.
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GLaDOS
Excellent. The Enrichment Center reminds you that bold, persistent experimentation is the hallmark of good science.
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GLaDOS
Either way, I get the impression he's trying to kill us.
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GLaDOS
Hold on, I'll stop the elevator. Anything? Take your time...
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GLaDOS
Alright, stop moving.
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Wheatley
No. Wait, did I do B? Do you have a pen? Start writing these down.
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Wheatley
Yeah.
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Defective Turret
Violent temper. Oh, I'd like to see that.
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GLaDOS
Emotional problems.
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GLaDOS
If the subject survived the test, we let them purchase the pictures for $5. If the subject died, we gave the photo to their next of kin free of charge.
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GLaDOS
Solve his puzzle for him. When he comes back, I'll hit him with a paradox.
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GLaDOS
Notice the moat area. Very deadly. Extremely dangerous. Eventually. Not at the moment. Still working on it, still working on it.
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Wheatley
But not entirely my fault! You shoulda seen the SIZE of that thing, it was huge! I should have gotten a raise for all the times I DIDN'T bump into it.
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Wheatley
Yeah, what?
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Defective Turret
Credit where credit's due: you're both doing a great job of disappointing me.
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GLaDOS
Look!
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GLaDOS
Oh! Thanks.
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GLaDOS
Oh, my facility.
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GLaDOS
There it is.
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GLaDOS
Stay casual when I tell you this: I think I smell neurotoxin.
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Wheatley
Uh oh.
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Wheatley
Yeah, that's right. Little bullseye.
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Defective Turret
Watch and learn, everybody. Watch and learn.
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Defective Turret
Think about this.
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GLaDOS
You did it!
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GLaDOS
And that's why I can't help you solve these tests.
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GLaDOS
If groups of hunter-gatherers appear to have made this - or any - test chamber their home, DO NOT AGITATE THEM. Test through them.
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GLaDOS
Yes, you 'solved' it, but I'm wondering if there are a number of ways to solve them and you're picking all the worst ways.
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Wheatley
They'll probably throw you a party.
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GLaDOS
Hold on. Couldn't we just use that conversion gel?
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GLaDOS
OW.
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Wheatley
Brilliant you made it through! Well done! Follow me, we've still got work to do. At least she can't touch us back here.
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Wheatley
Yeah, let's do this.
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Defective Turret
I created this test to let the humans feel good about themselves. It is extremely easy. Just follow the arrows.
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GLaDOS
Go on. Get a goooood lonnnnng look.
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GLaDOS
Well, you bested me this time.
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Defective Turret
Your failing does not make this science.
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GLaDOS
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