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Hey! Hey! It's me! I'm okay!
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Wheatley
four
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GLaDOS
Don't worry. You can't die. They will just reassemble you.
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GLaDOS
You know, I'd tell you if I were dead. Courtesy. Mark of a civil society. So, just let me know.
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Wheatley
[tired breathing] Nevermind. Nevermind. Solve it yourself. You're on your own.
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Wheatley
Here it comes, pal!
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Defective Turret
See that scanner out there? It's deciding which turrets to keep and which to toss. And it's using that MASTER turret as a template! If we pull out the template turret, it'll shut down the whole production line.
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Wheatley
This time...
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Defective Turret
Where we going? What are we doing? Agh!
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Defective Turret
ORANGE, please observe your partner's favorite animal.
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GLaDOS
Have you worked out the one good trait humans have, yet?
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GLaDOS
If he's not getting his solution euphoria, we could be in a lot of trouble.
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GLaDOS
Ohhhh. Another door malfunction. I'm going to take care of this once and for all. Stay here, I'll be back in a while.
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GLaDOS
No!
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Wheatley
Agggh, not again!
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Defective Turret
Oh, my facility.
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GLaDOS
If you ARE there, would you mind... giving me a little bit of help? [nervous laugh] Just picking me up.
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Wheatley
Oh, come on!
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Defective Turret
Good.
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GLaDOS
Perfectionist. What's wrong with that?
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GLaDOS
Look how small you are down there! I can barely see you! Very tiny and insignificant!
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Wheatley
As the name implies, there are only two minor differences: One, the board; two, the rules.
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GLaDOS
And again, not playing along. You're ruining what are some really good speeches, actually.
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Wheatley
Brilliant you made it through! Well done! Follow me, we've still got work to do. At least she can't touch us back here.
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Wheatley
Rgggh!
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Defective Turret
Time to watch the master.
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Defective Turret
Hairless. Hm.
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GLaDOS
Maybe I shouldn't send you outside of the official testing courses, you are picking up some bad human traits.
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GLaDOS
Very good. You’ve really come together as a team. Thanks to the one of you who appears to be doing all of the work.
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GLaDOS
Just stop it already.
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GLaDOS
Oh, this is ridiculous!
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Defective Turret
You find a way to stun him, I'll send you a core, and then you attach it to him. If we do it a few times, he might become corrupt enough for another core transfer.
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GLaDOS
I'm going to be honest with you now. Not fake honest like before, but real honest, like you're incapable of. I know you're up to something.
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GLaDOS
Orange, now you're just being cruel. Orange receives 25 science collaboration points.
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GLaDOS
Congratulations, you managed to complete this absolutely meaningless test.
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GLaDOS
Okay. Okay. Okay listen: New plan. Act natural act natural. We've done nothing wrong.
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Wheatley
You are simply experiencing a rare reaction, in which the Material Emancipation Grill may have erased the ear tubes inside your head.
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GLaDOS
Come back!
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Wheatley
Ow.
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Wheatley
So sometimes there's still trash in them. Standing around. Smelling, and being useless.
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GLaDOS
Heh heh heh heh...
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Defective Turret
If you were human, you would want a reward for completing this test. A reward for testing?!?!
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GLaDOS
They'll probably throw you a party.
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GLaDOS
Notice the moat area. Very deadly. Extremely dangerous. Eventually. Not at the moment. Still working on it, still working on it.
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Wheatley
Nope. Okay. A... A... A... A... A... C.
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Wheatley
Ah! Brilliant. You made it through, well done.
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Wheatley
Ohhh, not now!
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Defective Turret
Good.
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GLaDOS
If the subject survived the test, we let them purchase the pictures for $5. If the subject died, we gave the photo to their next of kin free of charge.
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GLaDOS
If you can get me in front of him, I'll fry every circuit in that little idiot's head.
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GLaDOS
Every test chamber is equipped with an emancipation grill at its exit, so that test subjects can't smuggle test objects out of the test area. This one is broken.
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GLaDOS
I’m sorry, Subject Orange.
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GLaDOS
Oh those clerks.
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GLaDOS
Nevermind. I have to go... check something. Test on your own recognizance. I'll be back.
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GLaDOS
You might want to notice the moat area... rather large. Not to mention deadly. [laughs]
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Wheatley
No. Wait, did I do B? Do you have a pen? Start writing these down.
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Wheatley
Violent temper. Oh, I'd like to see that.
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GLaDOS
I hope that was some kind of joke.
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GLaDOS
You do know I can't wave back right?
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GLaDOS
I'll be honest, I might have heard that one before, though. Sort of cheating.
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Wheatley
I can't do it if you're watching. If you.... just turn around?
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Wheatley
Are you going to open this door? Because it's fairly urgent.
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Wheatley
You should both be familiar with the game of Tic-Tac-Toe.
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GLaDOS
These tests are potentially lethal when communication, teamwork and mutual respect are not employed at all times. Naturally this will pose an interesting challenge for one of you, given the other’s performance so far.
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GLaDOS
What are you two doing?
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GLaDOS
Try one of those childish gestures.
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GLaDOS
At the rate you are completing these tests, I am beginning to think you don't share my excitement for rescuing crying trapped injured dying humans.
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GLaDOS
Let's look at their files...
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GLaDOS
Hey, it is GREAT seeing you guys again. Seriously. It turns out I'm a little short on test subjects right now. So this works out PERFECT.
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Wheatley
Stay casual when I tell you this: I think I smell neurotoxin.
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Wheatley
Just glass. Transparent. Smooth. Not going to hurt you. Have a look.
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Wheatley
Hey! Oi oi! I'm up here!
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Wheatley
Not getting better with age!
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Defective Turret
clickclickclick
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Defective Turret
Uhhh, no bullets. Sorry.
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Defective Turret
The portal will open and something will happen that Subject Orange is too smart to need any instructions about in three. Two. One.
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GLaDOS
Humans! That's what you look like right now.
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GLaDOS
I miss this that smell.
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GLaDOS
Oh no...
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GLaDOS
We should be getting close. Ohh, I can't wait to see the look on her face. No neurotoxin, no turrets--she'll never know what hit her!
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Wheatley
Oh, what? How stupid does she think we are?
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Wheatley
Well, you bested me this time.
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Defective Turret
Heh heh heh...
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Defective Turret
Watch and learn, everyone. Watch and learn.
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Defective Turret
Don't listen to him. Jump.
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GLaDOS
Credit where credit's due: you're both doing a great job of disappointing me.
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GLaDOS
Sorry! Sorry. My fault.
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Wheatley
Yes!
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Wheatley
Oh, BRILLIANT! That's brilliant!
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Wheatley
Yeah, I GOT it, didn't I?
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Defective Turret
Um.
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Defective Turret
That's ridiculous, how do they know for sure the tests are deadly if they could still write the suggestion?
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GLaDOS
Emotional problems.
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GLaDOS
I just hate Blue a little more.
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GLaDOS
There it is.
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GLaDOS
The dual portal device should be around here somewhere. Once you find it, we can start testing. Just like old times.
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GLaDOS
I can't get over how small you are!
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Wheatley
Do you have any idea how good this feels?
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Wheatley
Uh oh.
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Wheatley
And she will probably kill us if, um, she's awake.
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Wheatley
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