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Well, I did my best.
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Defective Turret
ORANGE, please observe your partner's favorite animal.
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GLaDOS
All those pieces of the ceiling that keep falling out? Probably actually pieces of the ceiling, I'll bet. That looked real. But it doesn't signify anything, is my point.
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Wheatley
How is this even science, without the possibility of death?
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GLaDOS
clickclickclick
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Defective Turret
Hairless. Hm.
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GLaDOS
Solve his puzzle for him. When he comes back, I'll hit him with a paradox.
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GLaDOS
Hold on, I'll stop the elevator. Anything? Take your time...
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GLaDOS
Excellent. The Enrichment Center reminds you that bold, persistent experimentation is the hallmark of good science.
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GLaDOS
Nope. Okay. A... A... A... A... A... C.
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Wheatley
How is this even science, without the consequence of death?
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GLaDOS
Hold on. Couldn't we just use that conversion gel?
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GLaDOS
Heh heh heh heh...
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Defective Turret
All right. I’m going to bring this farce to a close before someone sustains a serious Tic-Tac-Toe-Two-related injury.
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GLaDOS
I know we're in a lot of trouble and probably about to die.
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GLaDOS
Ohhhh. Another door malfunction. I'm going to take care of this once and for all. Stay here, I'll be back in a while.
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GLaDOS
I tell you, if I was up against impossible odds, this is the way I'd want to go out: mashed with dignity. That'd be the way I'd choose.
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Wheatley
Time to watch the master.
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Defective Turret
Luckily, you don't feel pain. At any rate, you don't have a way to communicate that you feel pain.
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GLaDOS
Yes, you 'solved' it, but I'm wondering if there are a number of ways to solve them and you're picking all the worst ways.
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Wheatley
clickclickclick
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Defective Turret
Leave me in! Leave me in! Go press it!
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Wheatley
I spy with my little eye, something that starts with 'f'.
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Wheatley
Look down. Who's that, down there, talking? It's me! Down on the floor. Needing you to pick me up.
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Wheatley
clickclickclick
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Defective Turret
Your failing does not make this science.
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GLaDOS
Then we'd come and find you. And rip your gross little stupid sphere body out of MY body, and put me back in.
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GLaDOS
If groups of hunter-gatherers appear to have made this - or any - test chamber their home, DO NOT AGITATE THEM. Test through them.
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GLaDOS
Brilliant you made it through! Well done! Follow me, we've still got work to do. At least she can't touch us back here.
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Wheatley
clickclickclick
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Defective Turret
Don't worry. You can't die. They will just reassemble you.
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GLaDOS
I'm going to be honest with you now. Not fake honest like before, but real honest, like you're incapable of. I know you're up to something.
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GLaDOS
If you ARE there, would you mind... giving me a little bit of help? [nervous laugh] Just picking me up.
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Wheatley
Oh, what? How stupid does she think we are?
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Wheatley
clickclickclick
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Defective Turret
Heh heh heh heh...
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Defective Turret
Perfectionist. What's wrong with that?
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GLaDOS
Well done. You know, when I woke up and saw the state of the labs, I started to wonder if there was any point to going on. I came THAT close to just giving up and letting you go.
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GLaDOS
And again, not playing along. You're ruining what are some really good speeches, actually.
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Wheatley
Hey! Oi oi! I'm up here!
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Wheatley
Don't listen to him. Jump.
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GLaDOS
Let's look at their files...
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GLaDOS
See that scanner out there? It's deciding which turrets to keep and which to toss. And it's using that MASTER turret as a template! If we pull out the template turret, it'll shut down the whole production line.
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Wheatley
Not getting better with age!
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Defective Turret
You should both be familiar with the game of Tic-Tac-Toe.
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GLaDOS
AH!
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Wheatley
Uhhh, no bullets. Sorry.
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Defective Turret
Do you know why they abandoned this course? Too deadly.
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GLaDOS
If the subject survived the test, we let them purchase the pictures for $5. If the subject died, we gave the photo to their next of kin free of charge.
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GLaDOS
That conversion gel has been sitting in that pipe going stagnant for years. You'll probably get botulism portalling through it like that.
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Wheatley
Ohhh, not now!
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Defective Turret
Maybe I shouldn't send you outside of the official testing courses, you are picking up some bad human traits.
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GLaDOS
I created this test to let the humans feel good about themselves. It is extremely easy. Just follow the arrows.
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GLaDOS
AH!
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Wheatley
As the name implies, there are only two minor differences: One, the board; two, the rules.
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GLaDOS
What are you two doing?
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GLaDOS
Excellent. I think you have earned a break from the official testing courses.
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GLaDOS
Congratulations, you managed to complete this absolutely meaningless test.
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GLaDOS
Alright, stop moving.
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Wheatley
No. Wait, did I do B? Do you have a pen? Start writing these down.
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Wheatley
clickclickclick
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Defective Turret
Yeah, I GOT it, didn't I?
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Defective Turret
Try one of those childish gestures.
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GLaDOS
Look how small you are down there! I can barely see you! Very tiny and insignificant!
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Wheatley
clickclickclick
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Defective Turret
Watch and learn, everyone. Watch and learn.
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Defective Turret
MOVE.
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Wheatley
Yes!
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Wheatley
YEAH! What's happening?
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Defective Turret
You find a way to stun him, I'll send you a core, and then you attach it to him. If we do it a few times, he might become corrupt enough for another core transfer.
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GLaDOS
Oh, my facility.
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GLaDOS
Heh heh heh...
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Defective Turret
Um.
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Defective Turret
If he's not getting his solution euphoria, we could be in a lot of trouble.
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GLaDOS
I'll be honest, I might have heard that one before, though. Sort of cheating.
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Wheatley
Sorry! Sorry. My fault.
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Wheatley
Very good. You’ve really come together as a team. Thanks to the one of you who appears to be doing all of the work.
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GLaDOS
Have you worked out the one good trait humans have, yet?
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GLaDOS
And it almost killed me.
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GLaDOS
You are simply experiencing a rare reaction, in which the Material Emancipation Grill may have erased the ear tubes inside your head.
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GLaDOS
Nevermind. I have to go... check something. Test on your own recognizance. I'll be back.
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GLaDOS
You can't die in any of those ways.
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GLaDOS
Ohhhh, here we go... here it comes...
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Wheatley
We should be getting close. Ohh, I can't wait to see the look on her face. No neurotoxin, no turrets--she'll never know what hit her!
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Wheatley
Ah! Brilliant. You made it through, well done.
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Wheatley
Agggh...
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Defective Turret
Yeah, let's do this.
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Defective Turret
Oh those clerks.
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GLaDOS
Credit where credit's due: you're both doing a great job of disappointing me.
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GLaDOS
If you can get me in front of him, I'll fry every circuit in that little idiot's head.
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GLaDOS
Oh no...
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GLaDOS
Notice the moat area. Very deadly. Extremely dangerous. Eventually. Not at the moment. Still working on it, still working on it.
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Wheatley
I can't do it if you're watching. If you.... just turn around?
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Wheatley
Stay casual when I tell you this: I think I smell neurotoxin.
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Wheatley
Okay, almost there. On the other side of that wall is one of the old testing tracks. There's a piece of equipment in there we're gonna need to get out of here. I think this is a docking station. Get ready...
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Wheatley
I’m sorry, Subject Orange.
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GLaDOS
Emotional problems.
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GLaDOS
Are you going to open this door? Because it's fairly urgent.
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Wheatley
Yeah, alright.
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Defective Turret
Violent temper. Oh, I'd like to see that.
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GLaDOS
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