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After seeing what he's done to my facility -- after we take over again -- is it alright if I kill him?
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GLaDOS
It wasn't anything personal. Just... you know. You DID kill me. Fair's fair.
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GLaDOS
This is AMAZING! We can walk wherever we want! Look, just... go left! No, go right, go right! Don't even care, don't even care, just go where ever you want, couldn't care less.
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Wheatley
Heh heh heh heh...
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Defective Turret
What are you two doing?
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GLaDOS
AH!
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Wheatley
Heh heh heh heh...
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Defective Turret
Still, if it were, Orange would be winning.
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GLaDOS
Don't listen to him. Jump.
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GLaDOS
Am I interrupting your important conversation?
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GLaDOS
Thanks!
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GLaDOS
clickclickclick
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Defective Turret
ORANGE, please observe your partner's favorite animal.
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GLaDOS
Luckily, you don't feel pain. At any rate, you don't have a way to communicate that you feel pain.
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GLaDOS
Blue, you are the most advanced model of robot Aperture Science has ever discontinued.
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GLaDOS
Brilliant you made it through! Well done! Follow me, we've still got work to do. At least she can't touch us back here.
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Wheatley
Ohhh, not now!
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Defective Turret
clickclickclick
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Defective Turret
Hold on, I'll stop the elevator. Anything? Take your time...
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GLaDOS
A somersault is just falling over in style. Congratulations on being clumsy.
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GLaDOS
Ohhh. Remember when you picked me up? Five seconds ago! Ohhh, that was amazing! Do it again, pick me up again!
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Wheatley
How is this even science, without the consequence of death?
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GLaDOS
See that scanner out there? It's deciding which turrets to keep and which to toss. And it's using that MASTER turret as a template! If we pull out the template turret, it'll shut down the whole production line.
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Wheatley
Yeah, I GOT it, didn't I?
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Defective Turret
Perfectionist. What's wrong with that?
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GLaDOS
Hold on. Couldn't we just use that conversion gel?
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GLaDOS
Solve his puzzle for him. When he comes back, I'll hit him with a paradox.
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GLaDOS
I know we're in a lot of trouble and probably about to die.
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GLaDOS
Ohhhh. Another door malfunction. I'm going to take care of this once and for all. Stay here, I'll be back in a while.
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GLaDOS
Oh, what? How stupid does she think we are?
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Wheatley
Yeah, let's do this.
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Defective Turret
Uhhh, no bullets. Sorry.
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Defective Turret
Hairless. Hm.
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GLaDOS
How is this even science, without the possibility of death?
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GLaDOS
And again, not playing along. You're ruining what are some really good speeches, actually.
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Wheatley
I tell you, if I was up against impossible odds, this is the way I'd want to go out: mashed with dignity. That'd be the way I'd choose.
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Wheatley
Not getting better with age!
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Defective Turret
Watch and learn, everyone. Watch and learn.
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Defective Turret
Yes, you 'solved' it, but I'm wondering if there are a number of ways to solve them and you're picking all the worst ways.
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Wheatley
Look down. Who's that, down there, talking? It's me! Down on the floor. Needing you to pick me up.
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Wheatley
clickclickclick
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Defective Turret
I spy with my little eye, something that starts with 'f'.
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Wheatley
Um.
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Defective Turret
All right. I’m going to bring this farce to a close before someone sustains a serious Tic-Tac-Toe-Two-related injury.
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GLaDOS
Leave me in! Leave me in! Go press it!
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Wheatley
Yes!
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Wheatley
YEAH! What's happening?
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Defective Turret
Try one of those childish gestures.
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GLaDOS
MOVE.
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Wheatley
Hey! Oi oi! I'm up here!
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Wheatley
Yeah, alright.
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Defective Turret
Heh heh heh...
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Defective Turret
Your failing does not make this science.
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GLaDOS
Excellent. The Enrichment Center reminds you that bold, persistent experimentation is the hallmark of good science.
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GLaDOS
Well done. You know, when I woke up and saw the state of the labs, I started to wonder if there was any point to going on. I came THAT close to just giving up and letting you go.
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GLaDOS
If you ARE there, would you mind... giving me a little bit of help? [nervous laugh] Just picking me up.
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Wheatley
Don't worry. You can't die. They will just reassemble you.
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GLaDOS
Then we'd come and find you. And rip your gross little stupid sphere body out of MY body, and put me back in.
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GLaDOS
If groups of hunter-gatherers appear to have made this - or any - test chamber their home, DO NOT AGITATE THEM. Test through them.
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GLaDOS
I'm going to be honest with you now. Not fake honest like before, but real honest, like you're incapable of. I know you're up to something.
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GLaDOS
Maybe I shouldn't send you outside of the official testing courses, you are picking up some bad human traits.
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GLaDOS
Very good. You’ve really come together as a team. Thanks to the one of you who appears to be doing all of the work.
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GLaDOS
Let's look at their files...
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GLaDOS
If the subject survived the test, we let them purchase the pictures for $5. If the subject died, we gave the photo to their next of kin free of charge.
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GLaDOS
You should both be familiar with the game of Tic-Tac-Toe.
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GLaDOS
Do you know why they abandoned this course? Too deadly.
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GLaDOS
That conversion gel has been sitting in that pipe going stagnant for years. You'll probably get botulism portalling through it like that.
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Wheatley
No. Wait, did I do B? Do you have a pen? Start writing these down.
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Wheatley
Look how small you are down there! I can barely see you! Very tiny and insignificant!
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Wheatley
I created this test to let the humans feel good about themselves. It is extremely easy. Just follow the arrows.
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GLaDOS
Alright, stop moving.
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Wheatley
Ah! Brilliant. You made it through, well done.
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Wheatley
Agggh...
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Defective Turret
Did I hit it? I hit it, didn't I?
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Defective Turret
Ohhhh, here we go... here it comes...
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Wheatley
clickclickclick
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Defective Turret
Sorry! Sorry. My fault.
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Wheatley
As the name implies, there are only two minor differences: One, the board; two, the rules.
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GLaDOS
You find a way to stun him, I'll send you a core, and then you attach it to him. If we do it a few times, he might become corrupt enough for another core transfer.
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GLaDOS
Humans! That's what you look like right now.
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GLaDOS
Excellent. I think you have earned a break from the official testing courses.
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GLaDOS
Have you worked out the one good trait humans have, yet?
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GLaDOS
Congratulations, you managed to complete this absolutely meaningless test.
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GLaDOS
Oh, my facility.
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GLaDOS
Oh no...
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GLaDOS
There it is.
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GLaDOS
You do know I can't wave back right?
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GLaDOS
Well played.
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Defective Turret
Watch and learn, everybody. Watch and learn.
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Defective Turret
I’m sorry, Subject Orange.
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GLaDOS
You can't die in any of those ways.
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GLaDOS
Okay, almost there. On the other side of that wall is one of the old testing tracks. There's a piece of equipment in there we're gonna need to get out of here. I think this is a docking station. Get ready...
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Wheatley
Well, I tried.
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Defective Turret
Oh those clerks.
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GLaDOS
And it almost killed me.
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GLaDOS
Hey, it is GREAT seeing you guys again. Seriously. It turns out I'm a little short on test subjects right now. So this works out PERFECT.
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Wheatley
Notice the moat area. Very deadly. Extremely dangerous. Eventually. Not at the moment. Still working on it, still working on it.
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Wheatley
Well, you bested me this time.
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Defective Turret
If he's not getting his solution euphoria, we could be in a lot of trouble.
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GLaDOS
Nevermind. I have to go... check something. Test on your own recognizance. I'll be back.
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GLaDOS
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