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First thing I noticed about you: 'Now there's a lady who could resolve any button-based disputes,' I thought. A diamond in the rough, if you will--a a bloody natural. A born dispute resolution advisor in need of a button.
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Wheatley
Yeah! Let's do this!
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Who:
Defective Turret
So, when you kill that guy, do you have a cool line? You know, prepared? Tell you what: Lemme help you with that while you run around.
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Core 2
Orange just taught blue a valuable lesson in trust. For that, orange receives 17 science collaboration points.
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GLaDOS
I've been doing some reading. Did you know that the word orange is derived from the same Latin root as the word traitor?
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GLaDOS
Then there was a sort of long chunk of time where absolutely nothing happened and then there's us escaping now. So that's pretty much the whole story, you're up to speed. Don't touch anything.
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417
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Wheatley
Nicely Done!
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417
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Wheatley
Agggh, not again!
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417
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Defective Turret
Oh, this is ridiculous!
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Defective Turret
BLUE, please observe your partner's... interesting choice.
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GLaDOS
In fact, I'm going to have to take a break for a minute. A partial break during which I'll stop the facility from exploding while still throwing bombs at you.
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Wheatley
You just solved it, didn't you? I-told you to tell me before you... NNNNGH! Why are making this so HARD for me?
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416
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Wheatley
Oh no, you've got it, you've got it! Yes! Put him in there! Let's see how this place likes a crap turret.
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Wheatley
Yeah, hey, how ya doin'?
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Defective Turret
The Mexican-American War ended in 1848 with the signing of the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo.
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Core 3
You failed so many times in this test, I thought you were becoming human. But then you would just come back again and again and again.
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GLaDOS
Good.
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GLaDOS
It would be pointless for either of us to hurt Blue’s feelings. But it’s clear to everyone monitoring the test who’s carrying who here.
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GLaDOS
Hold on, who-?
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GLaDOS
Did something happen? [yawn] I wasn't watching.
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GLaDOS
Alright. [nervous laugh] Can't do it if you're leering at me. Creepy.
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Wheatley
Do you smell neurotoxin?
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413
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Wheatley
Yeah.
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GLaDOS
Corrupted cores! We're in luck.
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GLaDOS
Silently killing you. Probably. If I had to guess.
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Wheatley
Did you think that would be funny?
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GLaDOS
Sorry. That just slipped out. A bit insensitive. Umm... The smelly humans...
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Wheatley
Are you curious about the humans? It seems some of the last non-testing humans alive tried to secretly imprison other humans and hide their tracks.
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GLaDOS
You are having so much trouble navigating this space; I wish I could say I created this test.
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GLaDOS
You don't have to test with the garbage. It's garbage.
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GLaDOS
Gently cleaning the tongue twice a day is the most effective way to fight bad breath.
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Core 3
Yeah! Nice!
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Core 2
five
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GLaDOS
[whispered] ...I think she's lying...
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Wheatley
Jammed 'em all together. Buttons. Got funnels. Bottomless pits are involved. It's got it all, it's absolute dynamite.
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Wheatley
This is a bridge-building exercise. The humans were miserable at this, mostly because you can't build bridges out of tears.
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GLaDOS
Uhhh, no bullets. Sorry.
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Defective Turret
Agh! You're alive! Great!
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Wheatley
All we had to do was pull that lever.
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GLaDOS
There. Fixed.
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Wheatley
Ohhhhhhh, that's tremendous.
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402
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Wheatley
You didn't do anything.
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GLaDOS
Ahhh...
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Wheatley
Duck and weave, duck and weave! Ohh, the sweet science.
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Core 2
eight
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GLaDOS
Maybe you two have never met humans? They are as bad as you might think, smelly, gross, annoying, often wanting to try and kill you. But they do make great test subjects.
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GLaDOS
I KNOW, Jerry. No, I'm on BREAK, mate. On a break.
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Wheatley
clickclickclick
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Defective Turret
I'm actually asking. Because I have no idea. He's not listed anywhere in the employee database.
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GLaDOS
four
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GLaDOS
How is this even science, without the possibility of death?
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GLaDOS
Are you going to open the door? At any time?
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Wheatley
Sorry.
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GLaDOS
Remember when I told you that he was specifically designed to make bad decisions? Because I think he's decided not to maintain any of the crucial functions required to keep this facility from exploding.
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GLaDOS
Please wave to your partner.
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GLaDOS
Oh. No. I fizzled that one too.
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GLaDOS
Do you know who dances around like an imbecile when they accomplish the tiniest little thing?
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GLaDOS
But I overcame my handicap. That's a true story.
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GLaDOS
Well, let's do some tests and see what happens.
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GLaDOS
Hmm. This emancipation grill is broken.
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GLaDOS
It seems kind of silly to point this out, since you're running around plotting to destroy me. But I'd say we're done testing.
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GLaDOS
Weak, tired and apprehensive. Wow, this one's the total package.
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GLaDOS
A... A... A... A... A... A.
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Wheatley
This time...
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Defective Turret
NOT a team player.
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GLaDOS
And check this out! I'm a bloody genius now!
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Wheatley
Okay. Allright. I have an idea. But it is bloody dangerous. Here we go...
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Wheatley
Where we going? What are we doing? Agh!
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Defective Turret
Cheater.
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GLaDOS
ow.
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391
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GLaDOS
Ow.
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Wheatley
Always weeping. Poor thing.
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GLaDOS
NO!
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GLaDOS
Hold on, something's wrong! Neurotoxin level's up to 50%! No, it's down. Sorry, my mistake. I meant to say it's down to fifty percent. Good news! Carry on!
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Wheatley
Alarmist.
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GLaDOS
Are you okay? Are you - Don't answer that. I'm absolutely sure you're fine. There's plenty of time for you to recover. Just take it slow.
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Wheatley
At this rate, our best hope is for the fuel cell to meltdown in 2 million years and hope the explosion powers the system.
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GLaDOS
Without the consequence of death, is this even science?
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GLaDOS
So what do you say? You carry me up to him and put me back into my body, and I stop us from blowing up and let you go.
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GLaDOS
The irony is that you were almost at the last test.
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GLaDOS
Do not press that button!
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Wheatley
clickclickclick
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387
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Defective Turret
Blue now has a Portal Device. Finally.
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GLaDOS
I'd love to help you solve the tests. But I can't.
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GLaDOS
Look, anyway. I've spoken enough. Take your time. I'll let you think about it. I don't want to pressure you: is it the lair? Is it the masher? You know what my opinion is: Masher. I'm leaning toward masher. Up to you. Just gonna give you some time to think
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Wheatley
This next test involves discouragement redirection cubes. I'd just finished building them before you had your, well, episode. So now we'll both get to see how they work.
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GLaDOS
Oo! I've got an idea!
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385
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Wheatley
Hey wait wait wait wait wait wait!
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Defective Turret
Rgggh!
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Defective Turret
If you feel liquid running down your neck, relax, lie on your back, and apply immediate pressure to your temples.
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GLaDOS
Well, can't win 'em all...
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Defective Turret
I can't believe you came back.
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GLaDOS
clickclickclick
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382
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Defective Turret
clickclickclick
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382
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Defective Turret
Yeah, what?
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382
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Defective Turret
Not paying attennnntion...
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GLaDOS
You're the type of show-off who only shows off really stupid things.
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381
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GLaDOS
Still running. Alright. Looks tiring. Tell you what - you stop running and I'll stop bombing you... That seems fair.
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Wheatley
The reserve power ran out, so of course the whole relaxation center stops waking up the bloody test subjects.
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Wheatley
Hi there!
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Defective Turret
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