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All we had to do was pull that lever.
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GLaDOS
There. Fixed.
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Wheatley
Agh! You're alive! Great!
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Wheatley
Yeah! Nice!
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Core 2
Duck and weave, duck and weave! Ohh, the sweet science.
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Core 2
BLUE, please observe your partner's... interesting choice.
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GLaDOS
Always sleeping.
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GLaDOS
Did you think that would be funny?
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GLaDOS
Hold on, who-?
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GLaDOS
And check this out! I'm a bloody genius now!
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Wheatley
I KNOW, Jerry. No, I'm on BREAK, mate. On a break.
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Wheatley
That's another fifty point penalty.
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GLaDOS
Please get it off me.
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GLaDOS
Do you smell neurotoxin?
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Wheatley
Hold on, something's wrong! Neurotoxin level's up to 50%! No, it's down. Sorry, my mistake. I meant to say it's down to fifty percent. Good news! Carry on!
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Wheatley
Are you okay? Are you - Don't answer that. I'm absolutely sure you're fine. There's plenty of time for you to recover. Just take it slow.
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Wheatley
[whispered] ...I think she's lying...
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Wheatley
But I overcame my handicap. That's a true story.
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GLaDOS
Let's see here, exit exit exit... there is no exit.
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Wheatley
Congratulations. Not on the test.
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GLaDOS
Corrupted cores! We're in luck.
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GLaDOS
Preparing to love this... don't want to build it up too much... but I think this one's going to be good, I can tell...
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Wheatley
Still, if it were, Blue would be winning.
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GLaDOS
To clarify, I was being a little bit facetious about wanting to get rid of monitors. They're actually really quite useful. So I do want them around. So if you could just avoid smashing them.
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Wheatley
It would be pointless for either of us to hurt Blue’s feelings. But it’s clear to everyone monitoring the test who’s carrying who here.
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GLaDOS
I'm actually asking. Because I have no idea. He's not listed anywhere in the employee database.
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GLaDOS
Not so fast!
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GLaDOS
I would prefer to speak to one of you in private but since that is not an option here, I will speak in code that only one of you will understand. Blue: Orange is plotting to destroy you.
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GLaDOS
I know you.
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GLaDOS
Okay, have it your way. What, are you fighting that guy? You got that under control there? Cuz it looks like there's a lot of stuff on fire...
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Core 2
Yeah.
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GLaDOS
Keep it up, baby! You're creamin' him!
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Core 2
Hmm. This emancipation grill is broken.
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GLaDOS
Without the consequence of death, is this even science?
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GLaDOS
You see that button over there? You just need to ARRRRRGH!
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Wheatley
Are you going to open the door? At any time?
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Wheatley
Look, anyway. I've spoken enough. Take your time. I'll let you think about it. I don't want to pressure you: is it the lair? Is it the masher? You know what my opinion is: Masher. I'm leaning toward masher. Up to you. Just gonna give you some time to think
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Wheatley
Look for a switch that says ESCAPE POD. Alright? Don't touch ANYTHING else.
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Wheatley
Nothing. He's good. This one. He is good. I'm gonna need to break out the expert level hacking maneuvers now. You asked for it Mate.
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Wheatley
Oh, this is ridiculous!
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Defective Turret
Uhhh, no bullets. Sorry.
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Defective Turret
It seems kind of silly to point this out, since you're running around plotting to destroy me. But I'd say we're done testing.
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GLaDOS
You're the type of show-off who only shows off really stupid things.
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GLaDOS
AH! I- Sorry, I just looked down. I do not recommend it.
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Wheatley
Do you know who dances around like an imbecile when they accomplish the tiniest little thing?
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GLaDOS
Where we going? What are we doing? Agh!
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Defective Turret
Maybe you two have never met humans? They are as bad as you might think, smelly, gross, annoying, often wanting to try and kill you. But they do make great test subjects.
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GLaDOS
Two
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GLaDOS
Thanks to you, I know where to find them, I removed their security and powered up their - uh - rescue door.
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GLaDOS
Weak, tired and apprehensive. Wow, this one's the total package.
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GLaDOS
ow.
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GLaDOS
Sorry.
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GLaDOS
Dang.
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Defective Turret
To get to the Vault, you are going to need to use all the tricks you have learned. To help, I have made these tests extremely difficult.
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GLaDOS
NOT a team player.
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GLaDOS
You didn't do anything.
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GLaDOS
Alright, fine. I'm not saying another word until you do it properly. I'm sick of this.
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Wheatley
clickclickclick
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Defective Turret
Yeah, hey, how ya doin'?
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Defective Turret
Please wave to your partner.
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GLaDOS
Blue now has a Portal Device. Finally.
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GLaDOS
eight
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GLaDOS
I wonder if that dancing has some effect on you?
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GLaDOS
Yeghh!
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Wheatley
Remember when I told you that he was specifically designed to make bad decisions? Because I think he's decided not to maintain any of the crucial functions required to keep this facility from exploding.
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GLaDOS
NO!
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GLaDOS
Ignores task at hand. Won't for long.
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GLaDOS
Oo! I've got an idea!
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Wheatley
Always weeping. Poor thing.
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GLaDOS
Do not press that button!
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Wheatley
A... A... A... A... A... A.
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Wheatley
The irony is that you were almost at the last test.
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GLaDOS
Did something happen? [yawn] I wasn't watching.
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GLaDOS
You've got one hour! Solve it!
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Wheatley
No knife? That's fine. I know all about pressure points.
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Core 2
After you told me to turn the beam off, I thought I'd lost you. Went poking around for other test subjects. No luck there. Everyone's still all dead.
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Wheatley
Okay. New plan. Act natural. We've done NOTHING wrong.
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Wheatley
Look at this! No rail to tell us where to go! OH, this is brilliant. We can go where ever we want! Hold on, though, where are we going? Seriously. Hang on, let me just get my bearings. Hm. Just follow the rail, actually.
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Wheatley
This time...
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Defective Turret
What's going on? Who turned off the lights?
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GLaDOS
The reserve power ran out, so of course the whole relaxation center stops waking up the bloody test subjects.
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Wheatley
BAM! Secret panel! That I opened. While your back was turned.
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Wheatley
Hi there!
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Defective Turret
How's that taste, pal?
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Core 2
This is a bridge-building exercise. The humans were miserable at this, mostly because you can't build bridges out of tears.
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GLaDOS
Ah. That just cleans right off, does it? Well, that would have been good to know. A little earlier.
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Wheatley
If at first you don't succeed, quit and try another course.
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GLaDOS
What happened? What, what, what have you put onto me? What is that?
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Wheatley
I'll bet you're both dying to know what your big surprise is. Only TWO more chambers!
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Wheatley
But not entirely my fault! You shoulda seen the SIZE of that thing, it was huge! I should have gotten a raise for all the times I DIDN'T bump into it.
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Wheatley
Can you see the portal gun?
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Wheatley
five
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GLaDOS
Oh. No. I fizzled that one too.
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GLaDOS
At this rate, our best hope is for the fuel cell to meltdown in 2 million years and hope the explosion powers the system.
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GLaDOS
Okay, so the bad news is the tests are MY tests now. So they can kill us.
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GLaDOS
Say. Remember when we cleared the air back there? Is there... anything you want to say to me? Anything?
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GLaDOS
Not paying attennnntion...
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GLaDOS
Be careful. Hugging can lead to... well, me disassembling you forever.
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GLaDOS
Also, a note: No braces on your spine, either. So don't land on that. Or your head, no braces there. That could split like a melon from this height. [nervous chuckle] Do definitely focus on landing with your legs.
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Wheatley
Pfff. I guess.
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Core 2
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