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Cryptic.
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GLaDOS
We all agree you should stop.
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GLaDOS
Those people, in the portrait. They look so familiar...
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GLaDOS
You think I'll betray you. And on any other day, you'd be right.
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GLaDOS
We're running out of time...
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GLaDOS
And that's why I can't help you solve these tests.
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GLaDOS
Every test chamber is equipped with an emancipation grill at its exit, so that test subjects can't smuggle test objects out of the test area. This one is broken.
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GLaDOS
Oh, sorry. I'm still cleaning out the test chambers.
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GLaDOS
And a monitor. Yes. That'll be important, I imagine. I'll keep my eye on that. In case something useful comes up like 'password identified' or something like that.
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Wheatley
Really? Alright.
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Defective Turret
Alright, check THIS out.
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Defective Turret
So. Was there anything you wanted to apologize to ME for?
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GLaDOS
This is the main breaker room. Look for a switch that says ESCAPE POD. Alright? Don't touch ANYTHING else.
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Wheatley
Yeah.
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Defective Turret
Never listens.
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GLaDOS
Do not do it!
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Wheatley
Standing down.
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Defective Turret
And trust me, humans only have one good trait.
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GLaDOS
Calibrating Blue's weight...
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GLaDOS
The dual portal device should be around here somewhere. Once you find it, we can start testing. Just like old times.
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GLaDOS
Ah! There you are. Great. Let me just get rid of this catwalk.
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Wheatley
I can't get over how small you are!
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Wheatley
Are you just saying that, or is it really going to hurt? You're just saying that aren't you? No, you're not. It is going to hurt, isn't it?
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Wheatley
Yeah.
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Defective Turret
Don't worry, they are of no use to anyone, totally boring and useless.
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GLaDOS
YES! I KNEW someone was alive in here!
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Wheatley
If we start making a list of things that aren't here, we could be here all night. You know, pens for instance. Let's stick with things we can see. Not stuff that isn't here.
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Wheatley
I’m sorry, Subject Blue.
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GLaDOS
Let go!
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Wheatley
On three. Ready? One... Two...
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Wheatley
I won't let you down!
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Defective Turret
Well, can't win 'em all.
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Defective Turret
The best way to build confidence is to first recognize your insecurities.
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GLaDOS
'Hygiene.' Huh. That's all it says.
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GLaDOS
You're no longer bothering me. You're only hurting my impression of you.
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GLaDOS
Tell you what, here's a plan. Let's just both... continue contemplating... in absolute silence...
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Wheatley
Let's see what the next test is. Oh. Advanced Aerial Faith Plates.
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GLaDOS
You asked for this!
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Defective Turret
But why don't we all just agree to call it the hub?
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GLaDOS
I can drop the fake praise.
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GLaDOS
DO press it.
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GLaDOS
You'll never believe what happened! There I was, just lying there, you thought I was done for, but --
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Wheatley
How was that?
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Defective Turret
The portal will open and something will happen that Subject Blue is too smart to need any instructions about in three. Two. One.
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GLaDOS
Do you understand what I'm saying? At all? Does any of this make any sense? Just tell me, 'Yes'.
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Wheatley
Ah! How long's the door been open?
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Wheatley
Get ready for it!
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Defective Turret
Alright, stand back, everybody.
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Defective Turret
Blue is penalized
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GLaDOS
Something is wrong, this door should be opening.
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GLaDOS
Abrasive personality.
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GLaDOS
I think we're in trouble.
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GLaDOS
HURRY! THIS WAY!
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Wheatley
Oh no...
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Wheatley
Blue is first to acquire a Portal Device.
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GLaDOS
What?
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Wheatley
Ohhhhhh!
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Wheatley
I honestly never thought we would need to track how many times died in the hub.
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GLaDOS
The good news is... well, none so far, to be honest. I'll get back to you on that.
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GLaDOS
You're better than that.
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GLaDOS
This final course is training to reach the human vault. So this actually has a purpose. Those other courses were fun, but let's be honest, I need human test subjects for it to be science.
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GLaDOS
Stay back.
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GLaDOS
Okay, so it's not the most watertight plan to go confront an omnipotent power-mad A.I. with.
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GLaDOS
I found two little robots back here. Built specifically for testin'!
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Wheatley
Run, for goodness sake!
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Wheatley
I have to agree. Orange is penalized 75 science collaboration points.
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GLaDOS
Uh oh.
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GLaDOS
I'll give you credit: I guess you ARE listening to me. But for the record: You don't have to go THAT slowly.
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GLaDOS
Where'd you go?
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Wheatley
Turrets!
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Wheatley
Don't make eye contact whatever you do...
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Wheatley
Even I was created with a imperfection, I was given too much empathy with human suffering.
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GLaDOS
Don't take anything with you.
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GLaDOS
But it's not too late to avoid all of that by simply not using the gel. There you go, I said it. I gave away my plan. But I couldn't watch you hurt yourself like this.
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Wheatley
No thanks! We're good! Appreciate it!
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Wheatley
If you are alive, can you say something. Jump around so I know you are OK?
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Wheatley
Just so you know, I have to go give a deposition. For an upcoming trial. In case that interests you.
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GLaDOS
Can you see it anywhere? I can't see it anywhere. Uh. Tell you what, plug me in and I'll turn the lights on.
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Wheatley
Well, that should do it.
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Wheatley
This is the turret manufacturing wing. Just past this is the neurotoxin production facility. We find a way to take them both offline, and she’ll be helpless. Which is ideal.
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Wheatley
Orange, do you feel betrayed by Blue for telling me those horrible things about you?
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GLaDOS
Did anything happen while I was out?
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GLaDOS
What are you doing? Put me back this instant.
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213
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GLaDOS
Okay, you didn't have time to stop, I understand, but that WAS actually important.
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GLaDOS
This is not good.
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GLaDOS
You know what makes me laugh? The thought of you stopping that.
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GLaDOS
This body is amazing, seriously!
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Wheatley
Though it does give me an idea: WHAT if we stand here and let the gentle hum of the laser transport us to a state of absolute relaxation. Might help us think of a way to open the door.
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Wheatley
Your ping tool can also be used to indicate to your partner where you would like them to place their portal.
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GLaDOS
For the sake of this test, I will pretend to be your partner.
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GLaDOS
Your vitals remain well within testing norms, so there is no need to worry about sudden death from collaborative shock syndrome.
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GLaDOS
This lock requires humans.
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GLaDOS
For safety.
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GLaDOS
Ohhh. Almost got you there. Almost got ya there!
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Wheatley
Alright. Didn't go for that, I see. Knew I was lying. Point to you. But you still are inhaling neurotoxin. So, point deducted.
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Wheatley
Good luck!
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Wheatley
Sorry, what's going on over there? You know, I'm actually over here, still thinking really hard!
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Wheatley
Antagonistic. I don't know about that.
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GLaDOS
Sorry I missed the beginning of that test. I was just talking with the reassembly machine about your becoming human.
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GLaDOS
Agghh!
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GLaDOS
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