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And trust me, humans only have one good trait.
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GLaDOS
Go ahead and grab another one.
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GLaDOS
Yeah, doubt it.
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Wheatley
You'll never believe what happened! There I was, just lying there, you thought I was done for, but --
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Wheatley
Yeah.
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Defective Turret
Oh.
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Defective Turret
Weighted Cubes calibrated.
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GLaDOS
This final course is training to reach the human vault. So this actually has a purpose. Those other courses were fun, but let's be honest, I need human test subjects for it to be science.
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GLaDOS
He's found the cooperative testing initiative. It's... em, just something I came up with to phase out human test subjects.
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GLaDOS
If you are alive, can you say something. Jump around so I know you are OK?
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Wheatley
Don't mind me. Continue escaping.
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Wheatley
Let go of me!
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Wheatley
But why don't we all just agree to call it the hub?
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GLaDOS
We all agree you should stop.
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GLaDOS
Orange, do you feel betrayed by Blue for telling me those horrible things about you?
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GLaDOS
Has episodes. I'd like to know more about that.
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GLaDOS
Okay, so it's not the most watertight plan to go confront an omnipotent power-mad A.I. with.
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GLaDOS
Plug me in, we're running out of time.
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GLaDOS
But it's not too late to avoid all of that by simply not using the gel. There you go, I said it. I gave away my plan. But I couldn't watch you hurt yourself like this.
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Wheatley
Not a problem. I'll make an exit.
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Wheatley
Quick question: Have you been working out? Because there's no evidence of it. I'm not a plastic cup. We will be landing with some force. So a bit of grip. Just using grip. Classic grip.
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Wheatley
I'm--do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to work on the assumption that you're still alive and I'm just going to wait for you up ahead.
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Wheatley
Alright, check THIS out.
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Defective Turret
Orange now has a Portal Device. Finally.
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GLaDOS
Look!
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GLaDOS
Ah! There you are. Great. Let me just get rid of this catwalk.
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Wheatley
Even I was created with a imperfection, I was given too much empathy with human suffering.
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GLaDOS
This body is amazing, seriously!
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Wheatley
This is the turret manufacturing wing. Just past this is the neurotoxin production facility. We find a way to take them both offline, and she’ll be helpless. Which is ideal.
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Wheatley
Don't want to hassle you. Sure you're busy. But--still here on the floor. Waiting to be picked up.
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Wheatley
Yeah.
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Defective Turret
Blue, you are very good at being an example.
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GLaDOS
Each portal gun may create two self-contained portals.
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GLaDOS
'Hygiene.' Huh. That's all it says.
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GLaDOS
Do not do it!
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Wheatley
Can you see it anywhere? I can't see it anywhere. Uh. Tell you what, plug me in and I'll turn the lights on.
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Wheatley
YES! I KNEW someone was alive in here!
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Wheatley
Don't make eye contact whatever you do...
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Wheatley
Okay, let's try this way.
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Wheatley
Finally! I had almost given up hope of ever testing again.
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GLaDOS
Done. I guess. I suppose. I wasn't paying attention.
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GLaDOS
To try and make this course more exciting, I asked the reassembly machine to not reassemble you if you fail. He refused. I understand. That would be like asking me not to test.
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GLaDOS
You did very well.
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GLaDOS
Stay back.
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GLaDOS
So, once again, just... move along. One small step and everything.
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Wheatley
Run, for goodness sake!
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Wheatley
Though it does give me an idea: WHAT if we stand here and let the gentle hum of the laser transport us to a state of absolute relaxation. Might help us think of a way to open the door.
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Wheatley
Okay!
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Defective Turret
Wet blanket.
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GLaDOS
Sorry I missed the beginning of that test. I was just talking with the reassembly machine about your becoming human.
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GLaDOS
I swear I know him...
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GLaDOS
I'll give you credit: I guess you ARE listening to me. But for the record: You don't have to go THAT slowly.
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GLaDOS
You know what makes me laugh? The thought of you stopping that.
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GLaDOS
No thanks! We're good! Appreciate it!
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Wheatley
Ah! How long's the door been open?
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Wheatley
Standing down.
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Defective Turret
I'm trouble.
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Defective Turret
That's right. Drink it in. You could eat off those wall panels.
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GLaDOS
I defy you to tell me there's a purpose to what you're doing.
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GLaDOS
Walk casually toward my position and we'll go shut her down.
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Wheatley
I won't let you down!
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Defective Turret
Get ready for it!
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Defective Turret
I can’t keep quiet about this. I think Orange is actively trying to sabotage your success. Let’s keep this between us.
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GLaDOS
I’m sorry, Subject Blue.
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GLaDOS
Now, you are just wasting my time.
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GLaDOS
Passive-aggressive.
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GLaDOS
Uh oh.
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GLaDOS
Heh heh heh. Alright? I don't know whether you're picking up on what I'm saying there, but...
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Wheatley
Not entirely, not entirely. Look at the word 'test', on the wall there. That's brand new.
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Wheatley
I knew it was gonna be cool being in charge of everything, but... wow, this is cool!
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Wheatley
How was that?
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Defective Turret
Alright, stand back, everybody.
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Defective Turret
I can drop the fake praise.
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GLaDOS
There are 5000 other two subject teams in direct competition with you.
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GLaDOS
This lock requires humans.
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GLaDOS
Something is wrong, this door should be opening.
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GLaDOS
Was that necessary?
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GLaDOS
Okay, you didn't have time to stop, I understand, but that WAS actually important.
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GLaDOS
Stop with the waves.
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GLaDOS
Impossible as it is to imagine, there actually is a solution. Devilishly hidden.
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Wheatley
Oh! But I did find something. Reminds me: I've got a big surprise for you two. Seriously. Look forward to it.
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Wheatley
Alright, you can go.
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Defective Turret
You asked for this!
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Defective Turret
Yeah.
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Defective Turret
What'd I hit?
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Defective Turret
Well, can't win 'em all.
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Defective Turret
Your test times show you are going too slowly.
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GLaDOS
Do you need real encouragement? Let's see if this helps.
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GLaDOS
You may want to try and avoid those turrets.
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GLaDOS
Cryptic.
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GLaDOS
No A.I. can resist thinking about them.
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GLaDOS
Conversion gel. It's dripping out of that pipe there.
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GLaDOS
DO press it.
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GLaDOS
This is not good.
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GLaDOS
Blue is penalized
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GLaDOS
Abrasive personality.
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GLaDOS
You really don't need to keep failing.
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GLaDOS
What are you doing? Put me back this instant.
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GLaDOS
Good work! I'm delivering the first core up near the catwalk!
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GLaDOS
Oh, and don't bother trying to portal out of here, because it's impossible, okay? I thought of everything.
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Wheatley
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