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Turrets!
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Wheatley
You'll never believe what happened! There I was, just lying there, you thought I was done for, but --
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Wheatley
'Hygiene.' Huh. That's all it says.
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GLaDOS
Okay, so it's not the most watertight plan to go confront an omnipotent power-mad A.I. with.
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GLaDOS
A...A...A...A...A... Umm... A.
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Wheatley
If you are alive, can you say something. Jump around so I know you are OK?
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288
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Wheatley
That's ridiculous, how do they know for sure the tests are deadly if they could still write the suggestion?
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GLaDOS
Look how small you are down there! I can barely see you! Very tiny and insignificant!
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Wheatley
Really? Alright.
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Defective Turret
You're better than that.
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GLaDOS
Never listens.
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GLaDOS
Oh no...
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Wheatley
You asked for this!
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Defective Turret
Standing down.
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Defective Turret
Don't take anything with you.
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GLaDOS
Let go!
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285
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Wheatley
This is the main breaker room. Look for a switch that says ESCAPE POD. Alright? Don't touch ANYTHING else.
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Wheatley
Run, for goodness sake!
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Wheatley
YES! I KNEW someone was alive in here!
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Wheatley
Okay, almost there. On the other side of that wall is one of the old testing tracks. There's a piece of equipment in there we're gonna need to get out of here. I think this is a docking station. Get ready...
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Wheatley
I won't let you down!
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Defective Turret
How was that?
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Defective Turret
Each portal gun may create two self-contained portals.
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GLaDOS
Blue, Orange and I were just discussing your behavior on the last few tests.
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GLaDOS
Blue, being the last one standing is not the goal.
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GLaDOS
In summary: walk all the way to certain doom, or give up now. Honorably. Like a samurai! Save yourself a trip. It's win-win for you.
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Wheatley
I'll be honest, I might have heard that one before, though. Sort of cheating.
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Wheatley
Are you going to open this door? Because it's fairly urgent.
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Wheatley
Gah!
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Wheatley
Well, can't win 'em all.
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Defective Turret
Before you leave, why don't we do one more test? For old time's sake...
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GLaDOS
If you were human, you would want a reward for completing this test. A reward for testing?!?!
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GLaDOS
Those people, in the portrait. They look so familiar...
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GLaDOS
Where'd you go?
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Wheatley
OW...
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Wheatley
Get ready for it!
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Defective Turret
Congratulations on passing that test.
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GLaDOS
Don't worry, they are of no use to anyone, totally boring and useless.
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GLaDOS
We all agree you should stop.
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GLaDOS
Ohhh. Almost got you there. Almost got ya there!
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Wheatley
Blue is first to acquire a Portal Device.
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GLaDOS
But why don't we all just agree to call it the hub?
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GLaDOS
Blue is penalized
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GLaDOS
I honestly never thought we would need to track how many times died in the hub.
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GLaDOS
Plug me in, we're running out of time.
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GLaDOS
You know what makes me laugh? The thought of you stopping that.
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GLaDOS
And a monitor. Yes. That'll be important, I imagine. I'll keep my eye on that. In case something useful comes up like 'password identified' or something like that.
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Wheatley
Yeah.
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Defective Turret
DO press it.
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GLaDOS
We're running out of time...
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GLaDOS
This place is huge.
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Wheatley
Ah! How long's the door been open?
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Wheatley
The dual portal device should be around here somewhere. Once you find it, we can start testing. Just like old times.
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GLaDOS
I don't even know what I just said! But I can find out!
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Wheatley
I can drop the fake praise.
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GLaDOS
Hold on, hold on, hold on... Almost there...
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Wheatley
Ah! There you are. Great. Let me just get rid of this catwalk.
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Wheatley
But it's not too late to avoid all of that by simply not using the gel. There you go, I said it. I gave away my plan. But I couldn't watch you hurt yourself like this.
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Wheatley
Finish it...
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Wheatley
What?
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Wheatley
Oh! Oh! Don't leave me behind! Do pick me up, if you would...
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Wheatley
HURRY! THIS WAY!
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Wheatley
The best way to build confidence is to first recognize your insecurities.
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GLaDOS
What are you doing? Put me back this instant.
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GLaDOS
Ooagh!
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Wheatley
Undermines others.
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GLaDOS
Ohhhhhh!
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Wheatley
Antagonistic. I don't know about that.
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GLaDOS
Calibrating Blue's weight...
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GLaDOS
Abrasive personality.
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GLaDOS
Agghh!
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GLaDOS
Let's see what the next test is. Oh. Advanced Aerial Faith Plates.
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GLaDOS
Alright, I wasn't going to mention this to you, but I am in PRETTY HOT WATER here.
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Wheatley
Tell you what, here's a plan. Let's just both... continue contemplating... in absolute silence...
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Wheatley
For the sake of this test, I will pretend to be your partner.
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GLaDOS
And that makes 10.
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GLaDOS
I swear I know him...
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GLaDOS
I think we're in trouble.
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GLaDOS
I'll give you credit: I guess you ARE listening to me. But for the record: You don't have to go THAT slowly.
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GLaDOS
Oh! But I did find something. Reminds me: I've got a big surprise for you two. Seriously. Look forward to it.
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Wheatley
If we start making a list of things that aren't here, we could be here all night. You know, pens for instance. Let's stick with things we can see. Not stuff that isn't here.
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Wheatley
Please continue into the next test chamber.
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GLaDOS
Can you see it anywhere? I can't see it anywhere. Uh. Tell you what, plug me in and I'll turn the lights on.
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Wheatley
This final course is training to reach the human vault. So this actually has a purpose. Those other courses were fun, but let's be honest, I need human test subjects for it to be science.
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GLaDOS
The good news is... well, none so far, to be honest. I'll get back to you on that.
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GLaDOS
I can't get over how small you are!
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Wheatley
On three. Ready? One... Two...
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Wheatley
Don't make eye contact whatever you do...
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Wheatley
Just glass. Transparent. Smooth. Not going to hurt you. Have a look.
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Wheatley
Are you testing me?
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GLaDOS
No A.I. can resist thinking about them.
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GLaDOS
I found two little robots back here. Built specifically for testin'!
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Wheatley
Sorry, what's going on over there? You know, I'm actually over here, still thinking really hard!
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Wheatley
Your ping tool can also be used to indicate to your partner where you would like them to place their portal.
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GLaDOS
Your vitals remain well within testing norms, so there is no need to worry about sudden death from collaborative shock syndrome.
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GLaDOS
Blue just taught orange a valuable lesson in trust. For that, blue receives 14 science collaboration points.
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GLaDOS
This lock requires humans.
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GLaDOS
Did anything happen while I was out?
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GLaDOS
Stay back.
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GLaDOS
Don't plug him in.
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GLaDOS
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