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Who:
Wheatley
Error. Error. Error. Fact not found.
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995
Who:
Core 3
Over there is where they used to keep the old neurotoxin release button. BIG responsibility, the guy in charge of the neurotoxin release button. And guess who he WAS? He wasn't me. But I was his assistant, and I did a lot of his admin.
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592
Who:
Wheatley
I am a coiled spring right now. Tension and power. Just... I'm a muscle. Like a big arm muscle, punching through a brick wall, and it's hitting the wall so hard the arm is catching on fire. Oh yeah.
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3206
Who:
Core 2
And again, not playing along. You're ruining what are some really good speeches, actually.
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274
Who:
Wheatley
Congratulations, you managed to complete this absolutely meaningless test.
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251
Who:
GLaDOS
Corruption at 50%
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671
Who:
Core 3
Be a shame to miss it, wouldn't it? Just for the old neurotoxin. Neurotoxin will still be here tomorrow. Whereas that bird will be gone any minute. Already got one talon off the branch. Gonna be gone.
Listens:
417
Who:
Wheatley
Always sad.
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375
Who:
GLaDOS
Don't press the button!
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454
Who:
Wheatley
OW...
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202
Who:
Wheatley
I did everything you asked!
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2311
Who:
Turret
Good news: that is NOT a docking station. So there's one mystery solved. I'm going to attempt a manual override on this wall. Could get a bit technical! Hold on!
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918
Who:
Wheatley
But now, looking around, seeing Aperture restored to its former glory? You don't have to worry about leaving EVER again. I mean that.
Listens:
292
Who:
GLaDOS
Listen to me. We had a lot of fun testing and antagonizing each other, and, yes, sometimes it went too far. But we're off the clock now. It's just us talking. Like regular people. And this is no joke - we are in deep trouble.
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627
Who:
GLaDOS
Really, not even humans do that anymore.
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171
Who:
GLaDOS
I think I can break us out of here in the next chamber. Just play along.
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171
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh! Thanks.
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252
Who:
GLaDOS
Doesn't bother me. I gotta say, the view's mighty nice from right here.
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407
Who:
Core 2
Whew. There we go! Now I'll be honest, you are probably in no fit state to run this particular type of cognitive gauntlet. But... um... at least you're a good jumper. So... you've got that. You've got the jumping on your side. Just do your best, and I'll meet you up ahead.
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376
Who:
Wheatley
Aw. Bless your little primate brain. I'm not actually in the room with you. Am I? Technology. It's complicated. Can't hurt the big god face.
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1382
Who:
Wheatley
Yeah, let's do this.
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270
Who:
Defective Turret
Orange just taught blue a valuable lesson in trust. For that, orange receives 17 science collaboration points.
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366
Who:
GLaDOS
Again, those are science collaboration points, which you should not confuse with points from competitions such as Who-Gets-To-Live-At-The-End-And-Who-Doesn’t. I mean basketball.
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1130
Who:
GLaDOS
Wanna go to space. Space.
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732
Who:
Core 1
Hello! This is the part where I kill you.
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92608
Who:
Wheatley
Ahahaha
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1481
Who:
Turret
Oh, look. There's a deer! You probably can't see it. Get closer.
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938
Who:
GLaDOS
Space going to space can't wait.
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2490
Who:
Core 1
I just thought you find that interesting, most winners do.
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160
Who:
GLaDOS
I'm trouble.
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237
Who:
Defective Turret
The way you two just gave up on that test together shows you are really working as a team.
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162
Who:
GLaDOS
Moody.
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171
Who:
GLaDOS
And whose fault do you think it's going to be when the management comes down here and finds ten thousand flipping vegetables?
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1233
Who:
Wheatley
Template
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1954
Who:
Announcer
We have to get you out of that room!
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162
Who:
Wheatley
You just beat this test. Literally twenty seconds ago.
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444
Who:
Wheatley
All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you.
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164
Who:
GLaDOS
Come on, stop muckin' around! Plug me in!
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179
Who:
Wheatley
Whee!
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1413
Who:
Turret
Caroline deleted.
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15951
Who:
Announcer
The Adventure Sphere is a blowhard and a coward.
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706
Who:
Core 3
Whatever he does, it isn't important enough for anyone to bother writing it down. For all I know, he doesn't even work here.
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349
Who:
GLaDOS
In order to ensure that sufficient power remains for core testing protocols, all safety devices have been disabled.
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292
Who:
GLaDOS
Just---if you just--okay, just stand by the podium and just look up.
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164
Who:
Wheatley
You were right, Orange. Blue was dumb enough to fall for your trap.
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402
Who:
GLaDOS
Did you think the electrical switch was down there?
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174
Who:
GLaDOS
Well, that should do it.
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216
Who:
Wheatley
No tricks. This potato only generates 1.1 volts of electricity. I literally do not have the energy to lie to you.
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5455
Who:
GLaDOS
That's not funny.
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1224
Who:
GLaDOS
Hello? Can you--can you pick me up, please?
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1059
Who:
Wheatley
Ow.
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328
Who:
Wheatley
Can't help but notice you're not coming back. Which is disappointing.
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427
Who:
Wheatley
Impossible as it is to imagine, there actually is a solution. Devilishly hidden.
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200
Who:
Wheatley
Space Court. For people in space. Judge space sun presiding. Bam. Guilty. Of being in space. I'm in space.
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4503
Who:
Core 1
The upcoming tests require you to work together as a team.
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194
Who:
GLaDOS
Hey, I can see it! The feeder tube's just in the next room!
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165
Who:
Wheatley
Yeah! Still not working.
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444
Who:
Defective Turret
Lacks charisma.
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173
Who:
GLaDOS
[computer gibberish]
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4914
Who:
GLaDOS
I spy with my little eye, something that starts with 'f'.
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257
Who:
Wheatley
Space...
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5784
Who:
Core 1
Reactor Explosion Uncertainty Emergency Preemption Protocol initiated: This facility will self destruct in two minutes.
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Who:
Announcer
You have just passed through an Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill, which erases most Aperture Science equipment that touches it.
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189
Who:
GLaDOS
Watch out, pal!
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738
Who:
Defective Turret
Don't make lemonade!
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16297
Who:
Turret
First thing I noticed about you: 'Now there's a lady who could resolve any button-based disputes,' I thought. A diamond in the rough, if you will--a a bloody natural. A born dispute resolution advisor in need of a button.
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381
Who:
Wheatley
No no no! Don't do that! Stand right there! [to self] Start the machine start the machine start the machine...
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524
Who:
Wheatley
You have no idea what it's like in this body.
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173
Who:
Wheatley
Feeds off the misery of others.
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179
Who:
GLaDOS
Heh heh heh...
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260
Who:
Defective Turret
Where am I? Guess. Guess guess guess. I'm in space.
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2506
Who:
Core 1
Federal Superfund regulations require us to inform you that you must now leave the theater, as measuring the effects of asbestos-lined promotional clothing is not part of today's presentation. Enjoy your free t-shirt. Goodbye.
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3847
Who:
GLaDOS
What was that?
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199
Who:
Wheatley
Lady.
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439
Who:
Core 1
Hey, where are we goingNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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2714
Who:
Defective Turret
Heh heh heh heh...
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293
Who:
Defective Turret
AH!
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2607
Who:
Wheatley
Oh no no no... No! Nooo!
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7733
Who:
Wheatley
Aw... hates Mondays.
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1176
Who:
GLaDOS
Sorry.
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324
Who:
GLaDOS
What's a guy gotta do to get some bullets around here?
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727
Who:
Defective Turret
The end.
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1113
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh. It's you. Go away.
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1390
Who:
GLaDOS
No. Makes it go faster.
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169
Who:
Wheatley
Second time's a charm...
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470
Who:
Defective Turret
A somersault is just falling over in style. Congratulations on being clumsy.
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274
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh good, that's back online. I'll start getting everything else working while you perform this first simple test.
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557
Who:
GLaDOS
These tests are potentially lethal when communication, teamwork, and mutual respect are not employed at all times. Naturally this will pose an interesting challenge for one of you, given the other's performance so far.
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756
Who:
GLaDOS
If you are a non-employee who has discovered this facility amid the ruins of civilization, welcome! And remember: Testing is the future, and the future starts with you.
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2516
Who:
Announcer
Okay, this way
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169
Who:
Wheatley
At this rate, our best hope is for the fuel cell to meltdown in 2 million years and hope the explosion powers the system.
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319
Who:
GLaDOS
'Yeah? Well this thorn... is about to take you down.' Man, that sounded a whole lot better in my head.
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692
Who:
Core 2
You ever notice how nobody stops what they're doing to listen? We don't care.
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418
Who:
Core 2
Hey.
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582
Who:
Core 1
I can't believe you came back.
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315
Who:
GLaDOS
...What are you doing?...
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777
Who:
GLaDOS
Does it actually make you feel good when you do that? Because it's not impressive. Noone's impressed. It's just glass, isn't it. Fragile. A baby could smash one of them. It's not impressive.
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515
Who:
Wheatley
I'll meet you on the other side!
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174
Who:
Wheatley
Why did I just-Who is that? What the HELL is going on he----?
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Who:
GLaDOS
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