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Might want to just pick me up.
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Wheatley
three
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GLaDOS
I thought we fixed that.
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Defective Turret
Humans must have some purpose other than a place to store your neurotoxin. Something I failed to notice before, an intangible quality that makes their test results... significant.
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GLaDOS
I feel awful about that surprise. Tell you what, let's give your parents a call right now. [phone ringing] The birth parents you are trying to reach do not love you. Please hang up. [Dial tone]
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GLaDOS
Abrasive personality.
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GLaDOS
Progress report: Haven't really made any in-roads!
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Wheatley
I’m shocked you’d say that, Blue. If you killed your partner the test—I’m sorry. Wrong feed. Carry on, Orange. Good work.
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GLaDOS
Yeah!
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GLaDOS
I guess quitting that course together is a sign of teamwork.
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GLaDOS
If we start making a list of things that aren't here, we could be here all night. You know, pens for instance. Let's stick with things we can see. Not stuff that isn't here.
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Wheatley
I don't want to scare you, but, I'm an Adventure Sphere. Designed for danger. So, why don't you go ahead and have yourself a little lady break, and I'll just take it from here.
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Core 2
Ah! There you are. Great. Let me just get rid of this catwalk.
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Wheatley
DANCING is NOT SCIENCE!
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GLaDOS
Agh! Bird! Bird! Kill it! It's evil!
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GLaDOS
You're navigating these test chambers faster than I can build them. So feel free to slow down and... do whatever it is you do when you're not destroying this facility.
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GLaDOS
Just say 'Apple'. Classic. Very simple.
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Wheatley
Nooooo. No, I don't think it is. I think you're wrong.
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Wheatley
That's where YOU come in.
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GLaDOS
You already did this one. It'll be easy.
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GLaDOS
Ow!
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Turret
And again, not playing along. You're ruining what are some really good speeches, actually.
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Wheatley
And what else is down there... Tell you what, it's only a new jumpsuit. A very trendy designer jumpsuit from France. Down there. Which is exactly your size. And if it's a bit baggy, we got a tailor down there as well who can take it in for you
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Wheatley
Oh, really? Space? Really? You should have said something! We had no idea!
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Core 2
I made it all up.
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GLaDOS
Grab me grab me grab me! Grab meeee!
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Wheatley
Aggressive. I like that.
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691
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GLaDOS
Doesn't bother me. I gotta say, the view's mighty nice from right here.
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Core 2
The Fact Sphere is always right.
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Core 3
Just a heads up: We're gonna have a superconductor turned up full blast and pointed at you for the duration of this next test. I'll be honest, we're throwing science at the wall here to see what sticks. No idea what it'll do. Probably nothing. Best-case scenario, you might get some superpowers. Worst case, some tumors, which we'll cut out.
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Cave Johnson
Then we'd come and find you. And rip your gross little stupid sphere body out of MY body, and put me back in.
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GLaDOS
We need to find the power station at the end of this course. The humans must have accidentally disconnected it from my grid. I am sure it was just a clerical error.
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GLaDOS
The point is: If we can store music on a compact disc, why can't we store a man's intelligence and personality on one? So I have the engineers figuring that out now.
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Cave Johnson
Okay, I've decided not to kill you. IF you come back.
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Wheatley
Bring your daughter to work day. That did not end well.
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Wheatley
Oh! Good news! [electic pop] Nevermind.
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Wheatley
Uh oh.
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Wheatley
I am not sure how I can make these tests any easier for you.
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GLaDOS
During the Great Depression, the Tennessee Valley Authority outlawed pet rabbits, forcing many to hot glue-gun long ears onto their pet mice.
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Core 3
Why did I just-Who is that? What the HELL is going on he----?
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GLaDOS
Okay don't panic! Allright? Stop panicking! I can still stop this. Ahh. Oh there's a password. It's fine. I'll just hack it. Not a problem... umm...
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Wheatley
Nope. Still can't see.
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Defective Turret
I just have to figure out how. To break us out of here.
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Wheatley
I hate you so much.
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GLaDOS
Then, when he's no more use to you, he has a little accident. Doesn't he? 'Falls' off his management rail. Doesn't he?
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Wheatley
Seriously, I'm not joking. Could you just turn around for a second?
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Wheatley
No!
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Wheatley
It emphasizes teamwork.
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GLaDOS
If the Earth is currently governed by a manner of animal-king, sentient cloud, or other governing body that either refuses to or is incapable of listening to reason, th- [RECORDING SHORTS OUT]
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Announcer
Alright, now. She can't use her turrets. So let's go and take care of that neurotoxin generator as well.
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Wheatley
Okay, you know what? That's close enough. Just hold tight.
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Wheatley
Oh... can someone reassemble Blue?
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GLaDOS
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