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[laughs]
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1600
Who:
Wheatley
Come on. You were raised better than that.
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164
Who:
GLaDOS
I'll just move that out of the way for you. This place really is a wreck.
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154
Who:
GLaDOS
Look, an eclipse! No. Don't look.
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1118
Who:
Core 1
Oh those clerks.
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248
Who:
GLaDOS
AH!
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271
Who:
Wheatley
Wow.
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485
Who:
GLaDOS
Lactose intolerant.
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179
Who:
GLaDOS
This next test is very dangerous. To help you remain tranquil in the face of almost certain death, smooth jazz will be deployed in three. Two. One. [SMOOTH JAZZ]
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69047
Who:
Announcer
We did it! I'm in control of the whole facility now!
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179
Who:
Wheatley
Always cold.
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167
Who:
GLaDOS
On ya go.
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156
Who:
Wheatley
Halley's Comet can be viewed orbiting Earth every seventy-six years. For the other seventy-five, it retreats to the heart of the sun, where it hibernates undisturbed.
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686
Who:
Core 3
Hold on. Those are raccoons. Homo sapiens only, please.
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651
Who:
GLaDOS
Waitwaitwait. Ohhhh. Not helpful. Rrrrrg. Don't know why I thought that would help.
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774
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Wheatley
Why should I be kept informed about the life functions of the ten thousand bloody test subjects I'm supposed to be in charge of?
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278
Who:
Wheatley
Orange did what? Are you sure?
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826
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GLaDOS
Ha! Was that your bullet-riddled body, flying out of the room? It was- aww, those were the crap turrets, weren't they? Yeah...
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Wheatley
Of course the humans only had one try at it, you can just keep trying.
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158
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GLaDOS
ow.
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432
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GLaDOS
Since it doesn't look like we're going anywhere... Well, we are going somewhere. Alarmingly fast, actually. But since we're not busy other than that, here's a couple of facts.
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516
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GLaDOS
Yeah, that's right! Still defective!
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574
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Defective Turret
Oh. Did I accidentally fizzle that before you could complete the test? I'm sorry.
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529
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GLaDOS
I thought about our dilemma, and I came up with a solution that I honestly think works out best for one of both of us.
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3281
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GLaDOS
Did anything happen while I was out?
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209
Who:
GLaDOS
Space.
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747
Who:
Core 1
FOOL! You were a fool to come back, because I've trapped you again! Helpless. You're at my mercy. And I don't have any. You're at my nothing. You're at my lack of mercy.
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1517
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Wheatley
Watching you try to sabotage one other, I'm amazed you're still on friendly terms.
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158
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GLaDOS
Take me with you...
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711
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Turret
Oh I'll tell you what's also down there. Your parents and... There's also an escape elevator!. Down there. Funny. I should have mentioned it before. But so it's down there. So pop down. Jump down. You've got your folks down there and an escape elevator
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851
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Wheatley
Where are you going? Don't run! Don't run! I'll tell you why you shouldn't run: The harder you breathe, the more neurotoxin you'll inhale. It's bloody clever, this stuff. Seriously, it's devilish.
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433
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Wheatley
Please stop.
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733
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Turret
I KNOW, Jerry. No, I'm on BREAK, mate. On a break.
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347
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Wheatley
This isn't fair!
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Defective Turret
I'm sorry. The arrows seem to have rusted off. Good luck.
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GLaDOS
Due to events beyond our control, some testing environments may contain flood damage or ongoing tribal warfare resulting from the collapse of civilization.
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361
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GLaDOS
Which involves deadly lasers and how test subjects react when locked in a room with deadly lasers.
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705
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GLaDOS
Are you alright?
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156
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Wheatley
Happy Explosion Day, gorgeous.
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2705
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Core 2
This next test involves turrets. You remember them, right? They're the pale spherical things that are full of bullets. Oh wait. That's you in five seconds. Good luck.
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GLaDOS
Hello?
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Turret
And check this out! I'm a bloody genius now!
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338
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Wheatley
I know your cores are reused from calculation machines, built for simple mathematical operations and not for testing, but if we can rescue the humans I promise you something to add maybe even subtract.
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374
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GLaDOS
Oh, shut up!
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1684
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Core 2
Corrupted cores! We're in luck.
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331
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GLaDOS
I’m afraid of heights!
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Turret
What's going on in there?
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162
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Wheatley
The humans closed this test because they said it was too deadly. I thought they would have moved it into the testing track hall of fame for that, not let it deteriorate.
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GLaDOS
All right. You create a distraction then, and I'll distract him from YOUR distraction.
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Core 2
What, exactly, is wrong with being adopted?
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877
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GLaDOS
Very good. You’ve really come together as a team. Thanks to the one of you who appears to be doing all of the work.
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GLaDOS
Yes. Please. Space.
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Core 1
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