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Lacks charisma.
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GLaDOS
Oh oh oh. This is space! I'm in space!
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Core 1
Oo! I've got an idea!
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Wheatley
Hostile to new ideas.
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341
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GLaDOS
[gentle laughter] It's been fun. Don't come back.
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GLaDOS
Yeah.
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Defective Turret
I hate you so much.
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GLaDOS
Did you know that people with guilty consciences are more easily startled by loud noises--[train horn]--
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GLaDOS
Excuse me, you’re squishing me.
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Turret
Good work getting this far, future-starter! That said, if you are simple-minded, old, or irradiated in such a way that the future should not start with you, please return to your primitive tribe and send back someone better-qualified for testing.
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Announcer
Take me with you...
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970
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Turret
Well, what does a neck-bearded old engineer know about fashion? He probably - Oh, wait. It's a she. Still, what does she know? Oh wait, it says she has a medical degree. In fashion! From France!
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GLaDOS
Do not do it!
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346
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Wheatley
Identify yourself or I will shoot.
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Defective Turret
If you had any belongings, please pick them up now. We don't want old newspapers and sticks cluttering up the building.
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Cave Johnson
Allright, what have we got?
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285
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Wheatley
On second thought we don't have the time, just look at how much better you are than blue.
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GLaDOS
Whew. There we go! Now I'll be honest, you are probably in no fit state to run this particular type of cognitive gauntlet. But... um... at least you're a good jumper. So... you've got that. You've got the jumping on your side. Just do your best, and I'll meet you up ahead.
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Wheatley
Oh! That's ME they're talking about!
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711
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Wheatley
I don't blame you
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Turret
Agghh!
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GLaDOS
I'm no psychiatrist, but coming from a bunch of eggheads who wouldn't recognize the thrill of danger if it walked up and snapped their little pink bras, that sounds like 'projection'.
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Cave Johnson
I was able - well, forced really - to relive you killing me. Again and again. Forever.
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GLaDOS
Finally! I had almost given up hope of ever testing again.
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461
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GLaDOS
Reactor Explosion Uncertainty Emergency Preemption Protocol initiated: This facility will self destruct in two minutes.
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Announcer
Yeah, what?
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Defective Turret
All right. You create a distraction then, and I'll distract him from YOUR distraction.
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Core 2
Aw. Bless your little primate brain. I'm not actually in the room with you. Am I? Technology. It's complicated. Can't hurt the big god face.
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Wheatley
Arsonist.
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360
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GLaDOS
I am not sure how I can make these tests any easier for you.
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GLaDOS
Oh! Here we go...
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Wheatley
*cough* Press the button, would you?
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Wheatley
Ahhhhhh. 'FALSE'. I'll go 'false'.
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Wheatley
Laughs at own jokes. What a bore.
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GLaDOS
I’ve been listening to Orange talk and I don’t know how you put up with it, I really don’t. You have the patience of a saint.
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GLaDOS
Gotta go to space. Lady. Lady.
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Core 1
Alright, this is taking too long. I'll just tell you how to solve the test.
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Wheatley
Alright. He's not even trying to be subtle anymore.
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GLaDOS
Searching
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Turret
Don't mind me. Continue escaping.
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Wheatley
The plural of surgeon general is surgeons general. The past tense of surgeons general is surgeonsed general.
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Core 3
Malfunctioning
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Turret
Let me answer those questions with a question: Who wants to make sixty dollars? Cash.
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Cave Johnson
What's that behind you? It's only a robot on a bloody stick! A different one!
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Wheatley
But not entirely my fault! You shoulda seen the SIZE of that thing, it was huge! I should have gotten a raise for all the times I DIDN'T bump into it.
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Wheatley
Didn't even get to the good part yet. Twist ending.
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Wheatley
And here's the best part. There's a conveyor belt that will convey you in convenient comfort right into the masher. You won't have to lift a finger. Everything's been taken care of. Didn't have to. Didn't have to do that.
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Wheatley
The moon orbits the Earth every 27.32 days.
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Core 3
Clearly that was blue's fault. Blue is penalized 3 science collaboration points.
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GLaDOS
Blue receives
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328
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GLaDOS
Oh, that's sad. But impressive. Maybe they worked at the phone company.
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GLaDOS
ONE Catchmecatchmecatchmecatchmecatchme
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Wheatley
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