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Wheatley
What are you doing in there?
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Wheatley
Oops.
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GLaDOS
Space? SPACE!
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Core 1
Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here in the hub?
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GLaDOS
Well, you bested me this time.
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Defective Turret
Preparing to dispense product
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Turret
Oh. You survived. That's interesting. I guess I should have factored in your weight.
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GLaDOS
And off we go.
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Wheatley
Yeah! Non-lethal as ever.
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Defective Turret
You did WHAT?
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Wheatley
It appears you're developing human traits. The worst human traits.
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162
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GLaDOS
Let go of me!
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Wheatley
Oh. It's you. Go away.
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GLaDOS
Puppet master! You're a puppet in a play, and I hold all the strings! And cards, still. Cards in one hand, strings in the other. And I'm making you dance like a puppet. Playing cards.
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Wheatley
Ah! How long's the door been open?
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226
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Wheatley
Plug me in, and I'll take you up.
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166
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GLaDOS
Click click click! Still defective!
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Defective Turret
Dare it. Dare to dream. Shoot for the stars.
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Wheatley
Have you got any ideas?
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Wheatley
Incoherent.
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GLaDOS
This is just a thought experiment, just to see how much time you'll waste thinking about these worthless documents. The correct time is zero seconds.
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GLaDOS
Look at that, it's growing right up into the ceiling. The whole place is probably overrun with potatoes at this point. At least you won't starve, though.
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Wheatley
Hello? Can you--can you pick me up, please?
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Wheatley
Carry on.
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Wheatley
Going to space.
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Core 1
There should be a portal device on that podium over there.
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Wheatley
clickclickclick
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Defective Turret
Oh. Play it cool. Play it cool. Here come the space cops.
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Core 1
You were right, Orange. Blue was dumb enough to fall for your trap.
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GLaDOS
And to your right, something huge hurtling towards you OH GOD RUN! THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THERE.
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Wheatley
Hey.
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Core 1
Egotistical.
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GLaDOS
Searching
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Turret
It's a paradox! There IS no answer.
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GLaDOS
Hostile to new ideas.
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GLaDOS
And trust me, humans only have one good trait.
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GLaDOS
You really do have brain damage, don't you?
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GLaDOS
I was so bored, I actually read the entire literary canon of the human race. Ugh. I hope YOU didn't write any of them.
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GLaDOS
Look how small you are down there! I can barely see you! Very tiny and insignificant!
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Wheatley
This course was created and then abandoned by humans. They tend to do that, create something wonderful and then abandon it.
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GLaDOS
Weighted Cubes calibrated.
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GLaDOS
I'm still here, I'm still working, I haven't forgotten about you!
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Wheatley
Dang!
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Defective Turret
This is one of MY tests!
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GLaDOS
Yep. Still blind.
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Defective Turret
I can't get over how small you are!
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Wheatley
So. Was there anything you wanted to apologize to ME for?
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GLaDOS
NO!
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GLaDOS
Okay. Plan B, subsection one: Stand still so I can bring you back.
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GLaDOS
Atmosphere. Black holes. Astronauts. Nebulas. Jupiter. The Big Dipper.
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Core 1
If the Enrichment Center is currently being bombarded with fireballs, meteorites, or other objects from space, please avoid unsheltered testing areas wherever a lack of shelter from space-debris DOES NOT appear to be a deliberate part of the test.
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