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Duck and weave, duck and weave! Ohh, the sweet science.
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Core 2
Alright. So that last test was... seriously disappointing. Apparently being civil isn't motivating you. So let's try things her way... fatty. Adopted fatty. Fatty fatty no-parents.
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Wheatley
Stubborn.
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GLaDOS
In case you were wondering: Yes. I'm still a potato. Go away.
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GLaDOS
Oh wait! I've got it I've got it I've got it! No, I haven't got it.
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165
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Wheatley
Wanna go home wanna go home wanna go home wanna go home.
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Core 1
Hello! This is the part where I kill you.
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Wheatley
Blabbermouth.
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232
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GLaDOS
You're just delaying the inevitable. You cannot run from my bombs forever. Well, you can if I keep aiming them poorly. But I'll get better as we go, and you'll just get tired.
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686
Who:
Wheatley
Oh, this is ridiculous!
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Defective Turret
One moment.
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162
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GLaDOS
Hello?
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Turret
Ah, friendship. Friendly times. We had a lot of good times, do you remember? Back in the old days.
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432
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Wheatley
Do not press that button!
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410
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Wheatley
He's taking us right TO him! This is PERFECT.
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184
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GLaDOS
Why?
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Turret
I never expected you to make it this far. To be honest, after your performance in the calibration test I was ready to break down your cores and put them back in the scientific calculators I took them from.
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382
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GLaDOS
You've got one hour! Solve it!
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Wheatley
Luckily I'm a bigger person than that. I'm happy to put this all behind us and get back to work. After all, we've got a lot to do, and only sixty more years to do it. More or less. I don't have the actuarial tables in front of me.
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672
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GLaDOS
Enough! I told you not to put these cores on me. But you don't listen, do you? Quiet. All the time. Quietly not listening to a word I say. Judging me. Silently. The worst kind.
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Wheatley
This is the main breaker room.
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Wheatley
Welcome, gentlemen, to Aperture Science. Astronauts, war heroes, Olympians--you're here because we want the best, and you are it. So: Who is ready to make some science?
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Cave Johnson
[BUZZER NOISE]
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Wheatley
Defective Turret testing active.
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563
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Announcer
Yes!
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GLaDOS
No knife? That's fine. I know all about pressure points.
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Core 2
Go! Go go go!
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Wheatley
And we would have talked our way out of it. Oh! Except you forgot to tell me you'd murdered her. And that she needed you to live, so the only available vent for her rage would be good old crushable Wheatley. Yeah. Little details I remember. Easy little tidbits you could have used to save me from getting crushed if you'd cared, which you didn't, obviously. And still don't.
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Wheatley
Space? SPACE!
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Core 1
Prometheus was punished by the gods for giving the gift of knowledge to man. He was cast into the bowels of the earth and pecked by birds.
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Turret
One minute ago. Less than one minute ago you solved this puzzle. Now you're having problems.
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Wheatley
Your ping tool can also be used to indicate to your partner where you would like them to place their portal.
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GLaDOS
What are you...
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Wheatley
There's no turret in it... Maybe the system stores a backup image?
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Wheatley
Okay, I'll take that as a no, then.
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Wheatley
Nothing. Nothing.
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GLaDOS
Okay, look, the point is, we're gonna break out of here! Very soon, I promise, I promise!
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Wheatley
This is the last test for the standard course. It's just something I whipped up for you. I thought you might enjoy a challenge for once.
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GLaDOS
Again, though, for the moment: RUN!
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Wheatley
Nope. Okay. A... A... A... A... A... C.
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Wheatley
BECAUSE I'M A POTATO.
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GLaDOS
'Hang ten?' That might work if there were ten of him. Do you think there might be nine more of this guy somewhere?
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Core 2
Good work getting this far, future-starter! That said, if you are simple-minded, old, or irradiated in such a way that the future should not start with you, please return to your primitive tribe and send back someone better-qualified for testing.
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Announcer
Do something only a human would do.
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GLaDOS
Go on.
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Wheatley
Oh. Disappointing.
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825
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Wheatley
We could get one of the crap turrets. We could put it in the scanner and see what happens.
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Wheatley
Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center.
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Announcer
She did all the work.
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GLaDOS
Yes, hello! No, we're not stopping!
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Wheatley
It's happening sooner than I expected.
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GLaDOS
Caroline... why do I know this woman? Maybe I killed her? Or-
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GLaDOS
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